@old man strength you have great taste my friend. Literal batmobiles. What American muscle wants to be. I just have a 2017 GLI and a 2019 GLI for my wife and I, so I can’t really flex cars yet 😂 working on credit first.
I still don't understand why the court didn't take it back after doing the same thing with his Ford Escape in Waukesha last year. How does he keep getting away with it?
"I'm gonna drive a truck carrying lead ingot 120 miles per hour right threw your fucking family Tahoe. And I'll laugh the entire way." - Nick Rochefort, car enthusiast
@@brandnew3225 I think you're insecure about something and projecting it on others. You're mad someone didn't "grow up" because they had it a little easier or didn't fall in a shitty situation as opposed to you. I hope you find what your looking for and can move on. No one can get you out of this rut but you, in the words of Bowling for Soup "High school never ends"
@@brandnew3225 exactly lol wtf is he sacrificing. The main comment is from a retarded person. Sam has nothing to lose I would 100% be spending the money I worked my entire life for on something nice totally for myself (I'd probably get a nice house first, although I believe Sam's house is in the process) big props to the guy
@@alguienconunvideojuego4606 a band that is rly rly close with the crew of jackass ahaha, im not shure how there connected but bam margera and this band CKY have videos together lmao
As a Porsche owner myself, I can say that the car changed my life and was actually a steal for the price. Driving it is a therapeutic and stimulating ritual that I crave frequently and the car has also taught me a lot about limits and aesthetics. Like Sam, before I bought the car I wasn't really a huge Porsche fan, but I saw the car for sale in Dallas and kept going back to look at it again and again. After several days of this or maybe a week, the car had become like a high school crush, and I decided that I had to have it. I spend a lot of time in it since then, and I also do all my own work with PIWIS and all the less than conventional tools at hand. I kind of hate to be that guy, because I remember how I used to perceive Porsche drivers, but these machines are enigmatic and have an almost scary sort of familiarity.
Pretty sure you can't do that though. You can just go to jail or be ordered to pay by like a court who will waste your time. If you can though plz tell me how. I've never taken out loans but it sounds great. If you can somehow evade the police which this guy clearly doesn't and broadcast where his location is then tell me plz some tips.
lmfao Sam literally bought the exact model of car that Ryan Dunn killed himself wrapping around a tree in 2011... a 2010 Porshe 911 GT3... so much for those "ceramic carbon brakes"
getting a beat up old V6 to push 130 while the whole thing rattles and you feel like you're floating is the adrenaline rush all real men secretly crave
I knew what nick was talking about when he said “ this is how you die in cars”. I got into a 1990s integra with 400hp with stock breaks… I have never been so worried getting into a car if we hit anything we would descitingrate
@@BorisBidjanSaberi11 Those cars are never really "not new". That said, I don't like most Porsches after 1997. If I could afford it though, sure I'd have it.
I've probably seeing 100 GT3 test videos and this one is by far the best and most exciting. Pure energy Sam and. Nick keep it up. Think it dream it do it
This is exactly what I was waiting for. I worked all day, and thought to myself, I want to watch a new Sam Hyde perfect clips episode. I opened RUclips and BAM first thing in the feed. I was also wondering how many speeding tickets Sammy boy gets.
I remember Sam saying years ago (right after his show pulled) in his blacklisted video. He said " I'm just trying to get my Lamborghini and get out of here".
Sam I’m beyond proud of you ! you got yourself an amazing vehicle and some thing you can beat the piss out of and sell it for what you got it for that’s fing bad ass! Very happy for you !!
As a person that hated porsches when I was younger... as I got older I swear my taste got more mature, because I love them now and on paper with all the engineering they really are the perfect sports car.
Part of sams schtick is how insane and irresponsible he is and as long as his fan base responds positively to it he’s going to be rewarded for it every time
0:00 Intro
1:46 Test Drive
fake news
Thanks for looking out for the autistic. I am not autistic, but I appreciate the pov.
Sam get an RS6 Avant ABT next you’ll like it
@old man strength you have great taste my friend. Literal batmobiles. What American muscle wants to be. I just have a 2017 GLI and a 2019 GLI for my wife and I, so I can’t really flex cars yet 😂 working on credit first.
Hey sammy, thanks for that plastic film wrap tip, I'll make sure to peel one next time I see it around.
I can't believe Sam got his license back after slamming his Challenger into the crowd at Charlottesville.
Self defense
@@buddhaspriest No Doubt!
I still don't understand why the court didn't take it back after doing the same thing with his Ford Escape in Waukesha last year. How does he keep getting away with it?
It's because he signed his life away from prison, by signing war papers to fly over Kiev
Laughed way too hard.
"I'm gonna drive a truck carrying lead ingot 120 miles per hour right threw your fucking family Tahoe. And I'll laugh the entire way."
- Nick Rochefort, car enthusiast
The maestro
Inspiring
I don’t know about you guys, but I would refund him his $10 immediately.
@@EnyoTaiz It's from an episode on the Million Dollar Extreme called "You whipped my wife!"
@@ricknochefort4941 the maestro!
Nick was in disbelief that Sam bought that. You can tell he thought it was a terrible idea, but didn’t want to piss in his friends cereal
"Thats like telling me you fucked my Dad"
I saw the initial comment it was funnier
y are you pulling punches
That's called the Jim Norton.
Seriously, what's the original comment?
This is the clearest cry for help Sam has ever released including his vertical mom videos.
Ironic mid life crisis
His Mom is cool.
@@brandnew3225 yeah nick is a divorce settlement and a corvette away from having a proper midlife crisis
@@brandnew3225 I think you're insecure about something and projecting it on others. You're mad someone didn't "grow up" because they had it a little easier or didn't fall in a shitty situation as opposed to you. I hope you find what your looking for and can move on. No one can get you out of this rut but you, in the words of Bowling for Soup "High school never ends"
@@brandnew3225 exactly lol wtf is he sacrificing. The main comment is from a retarded person. Sam has nothing to lose I would 100% be spending the money I worked my entire life for on something nice totally for myself (I'd probably get a nice house first, although I believe Sam's house is in the process) big props to the guy
"Let's play CKY in this thing." 💀💀💀 damn nick, you know what you did
rip ryan dunn
@@00xxsorenxx00 Thanks for the reference i forgot Ryan planted himself against a tree in a 911
Lol zoom
what is cky?
@@alguienconunvideojuego4606 a band that is rly rly close with the crew of jackass ahaha, im not shure how there connected but bam margera and this band CKY have videos together lmao
That coupe looks like a tiny clown car when Sam the Sasquach tries to climb in it.
Samsquamch for short
They make these things for short dudes with a chip on their shoulder.
@@upset_banana I’m pretty sure Joe had some kind of 911 too lol. Saw a video of him stalling it 😂
That's what happens when you're a 6'7 full blown Irish bull
@@upset_banana Hè owns one LMAO
"...... is it a new one?"
"its a 2010."
*nick fucking dies on the inside*
newer gt3's suck.
997s are worth more
@@johnmcafeedidntkillhimselfnah they stopped using MacPhersons in the front finally
@@johnmcafeedidntkillhimself how
Sam and Nick just have such a genuine hilarious chemistry when together, really a one in a million kind of thing
One in six million.
One in a gorillion
Might even be extreme
One in 6 gorillion goy
id put some dollas behind that
love seeing the gumroad money being put to good use, lol
@@DSPs_Swollen_Snort-Sacks *RUclips boxing money
*Afghani opium money
Communist money***
As a Porsche owner myself, I can say that the car changed my life and was actually a steal for the price. Driving it is a therapeutic and stimulating ritual that I crave frequently and the car has also taught me a lot about limits and aesthetics.
Like Sam, before I bought the car I wasn't really a huge Porsche fan, but I saw the car for sale in Dallas and kept going back to look at it again and again. After several days of this or maybe a week, the car had become like a high school crush, and I decided that I had to have it.
I spend a lot of time in it since then, and I also do all my own work with PIWIS and all the less than conventional tools at hand. I kind of hate to be that guy, because I remember how I used to perceive Porsche drivers, but these machines are enigmatic and have an almost scary sort of familiarity.
@@collinhansen3607 stop skitzo babbling sir.
I love that I have no idea what the temperature is there based on their clothes
Can't wait to hear a week later how Sam irreparably breaks this fucking thing in the most hilarious way possible.
Nicky gotta have his Dunky
😐
I love Nick even more after that
Spaghetti and Meatboll
Best thing is that Sam is probably only paying off 5 dollars a month.
Ah jeez dood
Deez pills dood...
Pretty sure you can't do that though. You can just go to jail or be ordered to pay by like a court who will waste your time. If you can though plz tell me how. I've never taken out loans but it sounds great. If you can somehow evade the police which this guy clearly doesn't and broadcast where his location is then tell me plz some tips.
@@BlackOps78321 My man you just gotta tell em straight up "IM ON DEEES PILLS DOOOD""
@@BlackOps78321 My back, dood. I can maybe do tree dollahs dood
As someone who lives in New England all gonna say Sam is just be careful and don't bend a rim on a pothole.
I’d be scared to leave my house tbh.
And Sam's building is in Pawtucket, too. Nothing but potholes.
New Orleans has the worst roads
I just had to buy 3x new rims because I've driven for years near DC and bent my shit up bad with all the potholes
@Kade what's KS? Kock Sucka?
lmfao Sam literally bought the exact model of car that Ryan Dunn killed himself wrapping around a tree in 2011... a 2010 Porshe 911 GT3... so much for those "ceramic carbon brakes"
Dunn was also driving drunk and high on who knows what
His car was also modded to the brim.
Drunk/high/modded car/didn't have time to brake
@@sei_asagiri citation needed.
Yeah mane this video didn’t feel right
Sam showing up to buy porsche: AHHH GEEEZZ 80 000 Dallahz? Dudeee...eeeeshh i can go maybe 30??
Been trying to find that video for a while. Any idea what it’s called?
@@unicyclerforlife24 I stole millions from these companies
"I got a great deal it was a steal"
My favorite hobby is drinking and driving. No seatbelt.
Drinking makes my hand steadier at the wheel, it science.
American past time
It helps me focus
Faster you drve, faster u get there, therefore less chance for accident
Wearing an eye patch
I like how as soon as Sam asked to keep the RUclips clips to a ten minute max these videos started bein 20 30 minutes
this is the official channel broski he's getting paid and everything has Sam's blesssing
@@xxOmnipresencexx
Shit fair enough, thanks man. I thought it seemed very legit. I’m not offended either way just thought that was funny
@@williamhawley6579 He might roll it back to 10min once those first few GT3RS payments hit his checkbook
Hahaha yeahhhh who knows though it seems like he’s very flush right now
You can tell Nick is in shock Sam actually did this and Sam is a little defensive in the beginning because Nick is giving him shit for it.
Sam the type of guy who will go on an arctic expedition with shorts and a Canada Goose Jacket
Sam Wisconsin Hyde
You can tell Nick wants to roast Sam and tell him what a terrible purchase this is
One of the highest appreciating cars of the last 3 years
It’s an investment !
@@sei_asagiri Except he's actually gone to track race it. Guess you didn't pay attention
@@nickcove a car is very rarely ever an investment lmao
@@sei_asagiri Yeah. He went with Moe
Nick definitely had anxiety being in that car with his life in Sam's hands.
he knows how many cars Sam has crashed
he looked terrified right here lol 3:40
getting a beat up old V6 to push 130 while the whole thing rattles and you feel like you're floating is the adrenaline rush all real men secretly crave
The Ryan Dunn special
he crashed an evo in high school and like paralyzed his friend i'd be shitting too
“Anything taken to its extreme is lesbian”
- Sam Hyde, 2022
*lebanese
The cold ass rider himself holding the door open for Samir Hydeshi.
looks like his mom finally gave him that $4k
Sam made every mistake he and Nick warned us not to make.
he bought it cash from crypto gains from his nft what does it matter. how is that a mistake lol
my thoughts, too
@@visible7044 he got a loan
@@visible7044 crypto crash and this was from the show being green lit
@@visible7044 what crypto gains crypto has been down for like a fucking year
The only comedians I liked:
Trevor Moore (DEAD)
Norm Macdonald (DEAD)
Sam Hyde (❓)
We can be friends
The sight of these two hulks squeezing into a sportscar is comedy gold
Can't believe he didn't buy a Mercedes from Nick.
I think Sam wanted a manual car
Mercedes are junk
@@commanderrussels2612 🤓
@@commanderrussels2612 Yeah, now. Not before about 2006
Immediately drops 50+HP with those two in it.
😂😂😂
@2:15 Nick dresses like one of the "bad guys" from (Home Alone).
I knew what nick was talking about when he said “ this is how you die in cars”. I got into a 1990s integra with 400hp with stock breaks… I have never been so worried getting into a car if we hit anything we would descitingrate
@@sei_asagiri For us peasants 400hp is crazy
@@sei_asagiri 400hp is fast bro what are u on
@@Dingbobber He's on the internet
@@Dingbobber kid played forza once and seen a couple "CRAZY 1400BHP HONDA?!?!?!" videos on youtube and thinks hes a god lmao
Sam and Nicks chemistry is unreal
Seeing sam behind the wheel makes me smile
Its a amazing experience as long as youre not the one in the car with him
Knowing that someone’s fingers are gonna be staying in his side intakes
Sam is so clearly bothered by nick not actually liking this death box lmao
Sam… it was hilarious seeing you in that same blue shirt with those shorts in Brandon’s corner. Stay killing the game
Thank you Mondo Megabits buyers!
"Lets play cky in this thing"
Nobody has ever managed to make me laugh on a ryan dunn death joke except nick
The supra will always be the coolest car sam has imo
He also has a Soarer apparently
His choice of rims for the supra made the community shoot themselves in the mouth with a rifle tough.
@@coffeepot3123 what wheels are on it?
@@przyna See with your own eyes.
That fucked up trans Am is cool too
Crazy how Sam could commit such a terrible road accident and tik tok will defend him because of his good looks and stature
Nick asking Joey to open the hidden photo folder in his phone god damn man 🤣
Good to see Sam enjoying himself with a new car
14 year old new car, he deserves it
@@BorisBidjanSaberi11 Those cars are never really "not new". That said, I don't like most Porsches after 1997. If I could afford it though, sure I'd have it.
Sammy has those arms of steel nowadays
Sam could have donated that car for children in Africa to eat.
Cant even eat a car
@@--___--d never doubt a starving Ethiopian
Sam knowing the type designations and everything for porsche surprised me I didn't expect him to be a porsche guy
Can’t even tell what’s a bit anymore
It's right out of the Protocols of the Elders Of Zion
Nick looking for the look of the "Home alone" burglars.
Nicholas "Wet Bandit" Rochefort
I've probably seeing 100 GT3 test videos and this one is by far the best and most exciting. Pure energy Sam and. Nick keep it up. Think it dream it do it
sams entire brand: nothing is cool, nothing can make you cool
same after porsche: porsches are cool and make you cool
This is exactly what I was waiting for. I worked all day, and thought to myself, I want to watch a new Sam Hyde perfect clips episode. I opened RUclips and BAM first thing in the feed. I was also wondering how many speeding tickets Sammy boy gets.
Really smart purchase from the guy always giving people advice
@AceMotoring because dollars are worth less
Genuinely can’t tell the line between comedy and reality anymore
The way Sam was lighting and smoking that cigarette like its some little novelty mini cigar
questionable buy, a polaris slingshot would be more sensible
sam should host top gear
"I'm glad you went with it tough, it's very you Sammy!" - Nick
Wholesome fren moment
Seeing Brandon just casually there like an npc
The Candyman Cometh
4:27 please tell Sam I appreciate this more than I can say, and I'm ecstatic he saw my email!
manny 997 3RS goes SUPER hard. Nice spec too. Glad my gumroad shekels got you living like a king sammy. You deserve it.
the one Miata skit was so funny I wish they'd do more goofy stuff with junk cars like that
i thought sam was a cultured supra fan. but turns out hes just another porsche youtube influencer
It's tough to see Sam try to cope with not being able to afford the red and blue one... I guess they were right, he really has fallen off.
thanks for the continuity, guys. it helped prevent my autism being triggered.
I love how Nick looked exactly like that last picture of Tupac after he got in the car
“Certain fans have autism and it upsets them when there’s no continuity” what a genuine guy looking out for his disabled fans.
Theres nick who looks like he could buy a porsche, then theres sam who actually bought the porsche 😂
God a 997.2 gt3 rs
I’m coming, the Mezger engine is pure pornography
That gumroad must be absolutely poppin geeez dood
This is the most upsetting thing I've seen Sam do.
Nick is gold.
I can't bring my dunky?
Y'all need to do the pod cast on the side of the road one day. It would be very watchable.
*in the bottom of a canyon one day
lol you can see the exact handoffs where Brandon Buckingham's video ends and this video begins
When did Sam become rich enough to commit to 250k on a car with interest? Good for him though the GT3 is a beautiful car.
Hè has been making money for the past few years, becoming a independant artist did wonders
Supposedly he got a bunch of loans and bought as much crypto and bet on trump back in 2016. Not to mention all the gumroad money.
Mom, it's really important.
he made a few milli off that nft project
Funniest thing is Sam’s humongous weight probably adds a second to the 0-60.
I remember Sam saying years ago (right after his show pulled) in his blacklisted video. He said " I'm just trying to get my Lamborghini and get out of here".
Sam I’m beyond proud of you ! you got yourself an amazing vehicle and some thing you can beat the piss out of and sell it for what you got it for that’s fing bad ass! Very happy for you !!
I love the sarcasm lol
As a person that hated porsches when I was younger... as I got older I swear my taste got more mature, because I love them now and on paper with all the engineering they really are the perfect sports car.
i used to think sam was actually struggling for a while. pretty obv hes a trust fund baby and never had issues financially. still a funny guy.
It's called buying ethereum in 2015
@@ethanb8709 everyone bought ethereum in 2015
yeah that was mostly a bit, like in his "so you want to see smocaine 3 early" video. like you said, still funny though
@@lizardinthelites okay tesseractsigma
Life decisions, house 🤷♂️or car that's the same price of a home?
The most HD camera!
The best microphones!
Thx for the kino as always
3:37
Nick, Nick it’s twisted. Nick! It’s twisted. God dammit he can’t hear me.
*NICK* !
its so weird seeing Brandon Buckingham just in the background chilling
Cool! RS seats! Everybody's favorite! 💀
If he hasn’t bought the house yet, this is proof he’s given up😂
Sam just get an MX5 already, come on.
He test drove a similar car a while ago, but he decided not to get it because it reminded him of Bruce too much.
@@Spitfire200 the fiat spyder ?
Sam lives in GTA V mindset
Damn, Sam bought one of my dream cars. I honestly like the 997 GT3 better than the 991 or 992. It's not crazy fast, but it vibes. Good choice! :)
I always underestimate Sam's wealth.
Part of sams schtick is how insane and irresponsible he is and as long as his fan base responds positively to it he’s going to be rewarded for it every time
@@HieronymousLex That's the con, dude. You just described the whole con
This car was bought with 100% blood money. It is cursed.
What's going on big guy?
It's nuts that you can hate on Porsche your whole life and then buy a 944 or better and you just love them all.
bam you sunked my dunk
hope sams doin ok
Cred maxxxing is pretty awesome.
250k for a 12 year old Porsche??? Ah geez dude
Yea you’re clueless lmao
You should buy one of those huge $150k watches next
Im glad we live in a social climate where Sam is comfortable enough to come out to his audience. "The Candyman" can now be "The Dandyman"
Damn I felt like having a cigarette after that test drive too.