Did the Rakdos joke go a little too far in the last video? 😂 But seriously, I feel your pain. My friend was posting a video for a class project and it got flagged forstone reason. They head no clue you had to make it "unlisted".
That's because RUclips sucks and likes censoring people if they even remotely say anything they don't like. we need a truly free platform where people can be free to express themselves. And your last video was awesome!
I thankfully have notifications set up for this channel so I was able to watch it right after it was posted. I have no idea what could be considered offensive in that video.
If it were Azorius, the questions would be convoluted, the quiz would take days to finish and then it would be sent to a Quiz Committee where your quiz answers may or may not be approved. Which I may add will probably take a few months (the Quiz Committee is behind a bit). Lol
Until he got to the BDSM part I was pretty sure I was supposed to be Rakdos. Right now the grammar-nazi characteristic of Azorius got me pinned the most as a person and I do not like that at all. It seems to be impossible to be chaotic evil if you enjoy correct spelling. Sign me up for mono black: I only care for the text as written in the contract.
@@novapheonix2211 I didn't catch your comment while I was composing mine, but this is exactly what I meant. If I were to live on Ravnica, I'd totally join the Rakdos Cult to show those sanctimonious Azorius exactly why they are wrong, to the letter. Being surrounded by oblivious, playful idiots wouldn't hurt to ensure a fun working environment in the meantime.
I didn't even need the test to now I'm Boros. When we had the Gatecrash release at the store we all had to in between rounds have a "guild meeting" One player at our Boros table stood up and announced they had gotten Aurelia in their pack so they were now the Guildmaster and made everyone else at the table do push ups. In the return to Ravinca release I had Rakdos (because my brother in law wanted Rakdos and Golgari cards) so our guild meeting consisted of sitting around plotting how we were going to kill the Selenysa players.
I catalogued all these on my excel sheet, listed out the pros and cons of each, and cross referenced it to my database on all my magic cards. It appears I have a penchant for Azorius. That came as a complete surprise to me.
"Do you spend weeks at a time breeding Pokemon?" "Have you sent in one of those Ancestry DNA test.." "Simic. You're Simic; only Simic do that! semi-disgusted tone" AHAHAHA... So true! Simic to the CORE!
Here's cool interpretation about it: -Red, white, black, green and blue are going on a savana trip. -A lion jumps out of nowhere and kills a zebra -Green, black and blue: That's natural. Just the way they behave. -White and red: *SUCH IMMORALITY!!* WE NEED TO STOP IT!!!
@@BretasDoc Savannah Lions disagrees. White'd reflect on the attack on the communities' perspectives: what the lions do to feed their cubs, and how the zebras failed to protect their fallen comrade. Blue'd consider the biome's ecossystem in its decision on the event's adequate observing distance. Black'd shrug, unless it had any stake in the involved parties. Dunno, don't care. Red could do anything, really, based on what it felt like at the moment. Whatever it's passionate about goes, be it analyzing the hunting technique, saving the zebra or tasting lion's blood. Green'd reflect on the communities (a bit like White) and/or the ecossistem (a bit like Blue) and/or shrug at the display (a bit like Black) and/or hunt the food down (a bit like Red). Then it'd proceed on shitting some mana of any color.
Do all of your friends ignore you and call you weird? Do you think you would get top billing in a David Cronenberg film? Do you think you should be legendary? Do you have an underwhelming power and toughness? Welcome to the Nephilim.
Imagine that in the third set, when the fight against Bolas is at it's peak, we suddenly see five shadows who were BEHIND EVERYTHING THE NEPHILIM ARE BACK BABY, AND THEIR OVERLY CONVOLUTED PLAN TO MANIPULATE EVERYTHING SINCE YAWGMOTH IS FINALLY COMING TO LIGHT ! DISCOVER THE DEEP AND EMOTIONNAL STORY OF HOW THESE FIVE UNDERRATED CREATURES CREATED EQUILOR. MARVEL AT HOW THEY INGENUOUSLY PUSHED MITHRA TO BECOME A GOTH AND REALIZE THAT THEY WERE THE ONES BEHIND BOLAS ! COMING TO A THEATER NEAR YOU IN ANY RAKDOS CINEMA STILL STANDING !
Even though this one is purely meant for fun... Azorius came out the best, followed by Dimir and Orzhov. *looks at my recent standard deck... Esper control.* ...craaaaap.
If you are reading this, you are marked by the dimir because you know too much. Settle your affairs and prepare for death Anyone you tell about this will be killed immediately.
I always found it weird that Ravnica only has 9 Guilds when there is clearly 10 2-colour combinations. But, you guys...I found this spooky eye on the wall....
For those of you that don't get it, I assume this is from the first ravnica block. Each guild has its own characteristics. One of the dimir is that they're spies, so nobody knows about them, and if you do know about them, you won't be alive long enough to tell anyone. I didn't start playing until fate reforged so I'm just guessing, but that seems pretty accurate
"If you are in the comments right now to explain that you know wrestling isn't real but in a really long-winded way that only a wrestling fan could... You're Gruul."
After serious consideration, there's only one "guild" that would suit me. The eleventh one, The Tourist's Guild. Besides, there's also the issue of street crime in Ravnica, but I can always watch that for free.
I felt like I was drawn to aspects of so many and then we got to dimir and I felt an overwhelming sense of embarrassment that could only logically be a side effect of my brain washing programing to install me as a sleeper agent in other guilds
So I scored equally in the Azorius, Dimir, and Orzhov questions. My traits as an Esper player continue. Though I scored the most in the Tolarian Community College Guild, so I'll go with that.
You like building large cyborg bears that can mutate on the spot and pit that cyborg bear against another just to study how fast each can mutate and how its metal augmentations hold up against the rapid mutations. Then you punch it just to see how it reacts. Spoiler alert, it turns into a pile of sludge.
Excel is pretty good, a spent several hours of unpaid overtime at work to make an excel sheet that would quickly and easily show me information about my employees. I never used it but if I did I would have saved myself several minutes a day!
"Is your resume up to date?" I'm 15...? "Do you keep your checkbook balanced?" If I get one...? "Do you get frustrated when you see someone jaywalking?" But... I've jaywalked before. "Do you go into RUclips comments and correct people's grammar?" Shit. They caught me.
"would you enjoy to build and maintain a giant hydroelectric magical conjuring machine in service of a dragon with a IQ of 10 billion?" Of course, where do I sign?
Right? Like, he left off non-violent contact things like...well, I can't say that because presumably Prof wants to keep his comments as PG as possible. But yeah! Not all Gruul are hyper violent! Some of us know how to channel our aggressive urges in constructive ways!
Lol, love the content! It's still magic related, but funny and kinda dumb. It's great that your poking fun at this quiz For the record I am Boros according to this
I want this made into an actual online quiz (those things still exist, right?). But, in the meantime, this is possibly the most perfect explanation of the guilds I've ever seen. I don't think I'll ever forget these associations now.
Golgari. I don't know to feel offended by the accuracy or suspect you've been spying on me the last fifteen years of my life. Also it wasn't a phase I just look good in black!
I literally have a spreadsheet for every commander deck I build, complete with color-coded conditional formatting and weighted averages to calculate specific rankings for every card
I'll eat almost anything with a face but Selesnya is my home. Which is why, when playing hockey I love being a goalie so much. I'll protect that net good!! hahahaha. This a brilliant video!
Selesnya, but not for a matriarchy of dryads Golgari, but more of a Visigoth Orzhov, but they tax death Forget it, I'm a Thelonite of Havenwood. Call me a Guru of Spores
I first found out about Ravnica through a D&D game and was torn between Selesnya and Golgari. How fitting that my favourite magic colours to play, when I got into the game a year ago, was Abzan~ Ah, the cycle of life(gain) and death(touch.)
Do you Facebook stalk people for fun? Yes While they are in the room While I’m telling them about it Reactions are great because people don’t know how easy it is.
I mean technically all the food you consume weather you picked it out of your garden today or bought it at the store is "genetically modified." look at plants from 50-100 years ago. Tomatoes used to be white or yellow and misformed shapes. Now they're almost all red when ripe and typically round, some small which is a genetic modification and evolution of favorable traits...
Actually, vat grown meat is the future... if I just want a steak, why should I have to grow a whole cow? if only we could get commercially viable controlled fusion running.
@@ryanmaxwell2174 Vat-grown meat would work, but is very slow. Insects are a higher supply and more nutritious food source. However, Vat-grown meat would be easier for the general public to accept, so it might get there.
Hm one hit each for Selesnya, gruul, azorius, simic and golgari but nah, mono black it is, guilds are for people who want to hide among weaklings, true power is claimed for itself
How A Rejected Card Design Became The Greatest New Mechanic: ruclips.net/video/DmD4vVxyc5w/видео.html
Did the Rakdos joke go a little too far in the last video? 😂
But seriously, I feel your pain. My friend was posting a video for a class project and it got flagged forstone reason. They head no clue you had to make it "unlisted".
good vid
And it's an excellent video on a great way ton improve as a MTG player with friends that want to do the same!
That's because RUclips sucks and likes censoring people if they even remotely say anything they don't like. we need a truly free platform where people can be free to express themselves. And your last video was awesome!
I thankfully have notifications set up for this channel so I was able to watch it right after it was posted. I have no idea what could be considered offensive in that video.
Wait, boring questions designed to sort you into the correct guild... Well played Azorius, well played.
If it were Azorius, the questions would be convoluted, the quiz would take days to finish and then it would be sent to a Quiz Committee where your quiz answers may or may not be approved. Which I may add will probably take a few months (the Quiz Committee is behind a bit). Lol
All part of our master plan!
True, last year the Quiz comitee was in session once every three months and they still complained its way too often.
We do our best.
@@tiraXpyrrha So essentialy you're saying: "Are you German? Azorius."
I was worried I wouldn't get a guild! Thank goodness for Rakdos!
Same
Omg me too😅
Lol yup
Hol up
Same lmao
I was worried that none of these fit me.
Then Rakdos.
😂
Hello my psychotic brother
I awnsered yes to more of azorious than any others and i was screaming to deny any relation to those heathens. Then rakdos.
Until he got to the BDSM part I was pretty sure I was supposed to be Rakdos. Right now the grammar-nazi characteristic of Azorius got me pinned the most as a person and I do not like that at all. It seems to be impossible to be chaotic evil if you enjoy correct spelling. Sign me up for mono black: I only care for the text as written in the contract.
@@novapheonix2211 I didn't catch your comment while I was composing mine, but this is exactly what I meant. If I were to live on Ravnica, I'd totally join the Rakdos Cult to show those sanctimonious Azorius exactly why they are wrong, to the letter. Being surrounded by oblivious, playful idiots wouldn't hurt to ensure a fun working environment in the meantime.
"Do you watch hockey..."
"No"
"...only to watch a fight break out?"
"Oh shit wait nvm yes"
I feel immensely called out by the Boros segment.
God. I remember you from years ago.
Superman sucks HARD WEINER
Captain America
Right
I didn't even need the test to now I'm Boros. When we had the Gatecrash release at the store we all had to in between rounds have a "guild meeting" One player at our Boros table stood up and announced they had gotten Aurelia in their pack so they were now the Guildmaster and made everyone else at the table do push ups. In the return to Ravinca release I had Rakdos (because my brother in law wanted Rakdos and Golgari cards) so our guild meeting consisted of sitting around plotting how we were going to kill the Selenysa players.
When it got to Golgari I felt personally targeted on so many levels.
And also Rakdos.
jund life
Gulgari is my fav but those were harsh af
The Cure
I fell more under Golgari, but Im a rakdos player at heart.
@@heretic663plus3 I'm more a rakdos but someone atole my red cards so I run suicidal black nowdays.
I catalogued all these on my excel sheet, listed out the pros and cons of each, and cross referenced it to my database on all my magic cards. It appears I have a penchant for Azorius. That came as a complete surprise to me.
Pssh azorius
Narc
Captain Holt?
With Grand Arbiter Augustin IV as Commander, Azorious can be very difficult to win against.
@@dannyingram1831With Grand Arbiter IV as Commander, it can be difficult to play with anyone
Me explaining the Cult of Rakdos:
"So, have you seen 'Hellraiser?'"
Why yes, it's my favorite! I can even quote Pinhead at the drop of a... well, never mind.
Slaanesh?
"Do you spend weeks at a time breeding max stat pokemon?"
I would feel called out, but I dont spend weeks...
I spend months.
My Pokemon played time is like 99% breeding..
Only months? Scrub.
The simic should join us and not the other way around.
Yeah, that's me. I also spent time level grinding so I can hyper train my legendaries.
I spent modt of my time breeding training and selecting the perfect nonlegendary team for each type.
"Do you spend weeks at a time breeding Pokemon?" "Have you sent in one of those Ancestry DNA test.." "Simic. You're Simic; only Simic do that! semi-disgusted tone"
AHAHAHA... So true! Simic to the CORE!
Do you prefer Superman and Captain America, over Batman and Iron Man?
BOROS!
LOL, straight to the point eh Prof.
Here's cool interpretation about it:
-Red, white, black, green and blue are going on a savana trip.
-A lion jumps out of nowhere and kills a zebra
-Green, black and blue: That's natural. Just the way they behave.
-White and red: *SUCH IMMORALITY!!* WE NEED TO STOP IT!!!
@@BretasDoc Savannah Lions disagrees.
White'd reflect on the attack on the communities' perspectives: what the lions do to feed their cubs, and how the zebras failed to protect their fallen comrade.
Blue'd consider the biome's ecossystem in its decision on the event's adequate observing distance.
Black'd shrug, unless it had any stake in the involved parties. Dunno, don't care.
Red could do anything, really, based on what it felt like at the moment. Whatever it's passionate about goes, be it analyzing the hunting technique, saving the zebra or tasting lion's blood.
Green'd reflect on the communities (a bit like White) and/or the ecossistem (a bit like Blue) and/or shrug at the display (a bit like Black) and/or hunt the food down (a bit like Red). Then it'd proceed on shitting some mana of any color.
Boros is my guild but I think Superman is lame.
i feel like that could be do you prefer your heroes to be super or joes?
What if I prefer superman and iron man. What does that make me
"Is BDSM your kink?"
Oof, don't gotta roast me so hard Prof
Anyone that says oof likes to be choked
@@7nigga4 more like actively wants
Lmao, "service to a Dragon with an IQ of 10 Billion? I don't know, I am just a human from Earth; dental plan, weekends off?" XD
lmao, great one xD
Depending how long Niv-Mizzet has been alive yeah 10 Billion IQ could be possible though Nicol Bolas would be infinitely smarter
"Do you think wrestling is real?"
Right in my 12 year old self's ego
Do all of your friends ignore you and call you weird? Do you think you would get top billing in a David Cronenberg film? Do you think you should be legendary? Do you have an underwhelming power and toughness? Welcome to the Nephilim.
Imagine that in the third set, when the fight against Bolas is at it's peak, we suddenly see five shadows who were BEHIND EVERYTHING
THE NEPHILIM ARE BACK BABY, AND THEIR OVERLY CONVOLUTED PLAN TO MANIPULATE EVERYTHING SINCE YAWGMOTH IS FINALLY COMING TO LIGHT !
DISCOVER THE DEEP AND EMOTIONNAL STORY OF HOW THESE FIVE UNDERRATED CREATURES CREATED EQUILOR. MARVEL AT HOW THEY INGENUOUSLY PUSHED MITHRA TO BECOME A GOTH AND REALIZE THAT THEY WERE THE ONES BEHIND BOLAS !
COMING TO A THEATER NEAR YOU IN ANY RAKDOS CINEMA STILL STANDING !
plottwist bolas , ugin, niv mizzet and the professor are actually the nephilim
Which nephillim? Isn't there like 5 of them?
“Then that would be Dimir, wouldn’t it?!” 😂
No such guild.
If you are reading this, Dimir knows your location, we will be sending agents in shortly to silence you
What agents? Dude, Dimir's just a myth 😂 Everyone knows there's only Nine Guilds...
THE SIMIC CHOCOMBINE 🤣
The Simic Chocombine has perfect IVs. And it's shiny
Personally, I was a Chao Breeder myself.. (As well as Pokemon.)
@@Sheriff_K holy shit, you are right, I was Simic even before knew what tapping a land for Mana even meant
I've spent way too much time trying to get a perfect IV shiny Pokemon...
All I got was a sub-par Gallade and 3000 turtwigs...
@@wadinatorthevile2805 make a turtwig farm and invite all the kiddies while selling some to the professor in sinnoh
Even though this one is purely meant for fun... Azorius came out the best, followed by Dimir and Orzhov.
*looks at my recent standard deck... Esper control.*
...craaaaap.
Uri de Vries
What’s dimir?
Uri de Vries yeah same man, those just so happen to be my favourite guilds and 3 colour combo as well
"Do you get drunk and start fights?"
LMAO 10/10
Literally me!!!
Sup mike ditka
Cruel Gruul
I was like 'None of these fit me... Maybe I won't have a guild...' then RAKDOS.
Oh.
Orzhov really give new meaning to the phrase CRYPTocurrency.
I'm not sorry.
nor should you be. that was glorious.
Accurate. Nice.
BUY THE $BTC DIP. ORZHOV TO THE MOON!
I give that pun an 8.5 out of 10.
Never be sorry for your puns
The wizards version always puts me in Azorius, but that Golgari questionnaire is the most accurate description of myself I’ve ever heard.
I'm excited to find out which of the 9 guilds I'm in! Shame there isn't one for blue/black, not that I've heard of anyway.
I did find this spooky eye once...Dunno what it meant.
We Do Not Speak Of The Spooky Eye!
I know of such a guild, but first, let me open this package....odd that I didn't order anything, and what's with this strange eye marking on it.....
There's already one for Blue-Black, it's called [REDACTED].
If you are reading this, you are marked by the dimir because you know too much.
Settle your affairs and prepare for death
Anyone you tell about this will be killed immediately.
Lol I was waiting for Rakdos the whole time. Accurate..
What is a Dimir? That's no guild I've ever heard of...
yeah. What is that?...
Yeah, don't know what he's talking about.
Also, isn't it weird that the next Ravnica set is starting off with only 4 guilds?
I always found it weird that Ravnica only has 9 Guilds when there is clearly 10 2-colour combinations. But, you guys...I found this spooky eye on the wall....
Dimir is mill black and blue
@@xpert_domination198 whoosh
My grandma literally fits every single one of the traits from Selesnya.
There are NINE guilds on Ravnica.... only NINE, Nothing more, Only NINE, Those rumors about a 10th guild, LIES.
say the Dimir :)
Ravnica, Guildpact, and Dissension (The books) Say otherwise.
The Dimir are spies.
What is this meme XD
For those of you that don't get it, I assume this is from the first ravnica block. Each guild has its own characteristics. One of the dimir is that they're spies, so nobody knows about them, and if you do know about them, you won't be alive long enough to tell anyone. I didn't start playing until fate reforged so I'm just guessing, but that seems pretty accurate
"If you are in the comments right now to explain that you know wrestling isn't real but in a really long-winded way that only a wrestling fan could...
You're Gruul."
So a BDSM artist caring about compost is Jund?
And sometimes gets drunk and starts fights
@@AmarokWolfy but only about compost
Makes sense, Warhammer is a very Jund-y universe
*A BDS artist caring about compost that gets drunk and starts fights
Hi friend get back to our our universe ;-)
After serious consideration, there's only one "guild" that would suit me. The eleventh one, The Tourist's Guild. Besides, there's also the issue of street crime in Ravnica, but I can always watch that for free.
“Rakdos was my favorite guild, I wonder what he has to say about it.”
BDSM
Well...
I think he could have also said "Did you pull wings or legs off of insects as a child? Do you feel an unusual enjoyment when watching things burn?"
I mean, he's not wrong...
Well im pretty much mardu i fall under all 3 guilds lol
Rakdos has been my favourite guild since I was 10,
Oof
@@Aphidae same.... Oof
I felt like I was drawn to aspects of so many and then we got to dimir and I felt an overwhelming sense of embarrassment that could only logically be a side effect of my brain washing programing to install me as a sleeper agent in other guilds
"I don't know, I'm a human. Do they have a dental plan?" LOL! That cracked me up.
this was hysterical and wildly under appreciated. I want more skit type content from the professor this was so well written and acted.
So I scored equally in the Azorius, Dimir, and Orzhov questions. My traits as an Esper player continue.
Though I scored the most in the Tolarian Community College Guild, so I'll go with that.
"I wonder how I'm gonna fit my RL self into Golgari based on these..."
Were you goth in High School?
"Ahhh. Well there we are."
I was goth in elementary and I wear green in black regularly, think this puts me in
So if I'm in both Izzet and Simic, does that just make me Temur? I DO like punching bears...
It means that you should stay away from my family
I guess it makes you also Gruul.
I guess it makes you the kind of player i don't like playing against
You like building large cyborg bears that can mutate on the spot and pit that cyborg bear against another just to study how fast each can mutate and how its metal augmentations hold up against the rapid mutations. Then you punch it just to see how it reacts. Spoiler alert, it turns into a pile of sludge.
I like contact sports, start fights drunk, study engineering, have linux and breed max stats pokemon. Yep thats temur
My friend: "Idk what guild I am lets watch"
*video gets to izzet* Me: "oh ya that's totally me"
*video gets to rakdos* My friend: "Dammit"
I think the best insult in here is saying Azorious enjoy using Microsoft excel.
.. but it's fun though...
It really is, isn't it...
Excel is pretty good, a spent several hours of unpaid overtime at work to make an excel sheet that would quickly and easily show me information about my employees. I never used it but if I did I would have saved myself several minutes a day!
It can't be an insult if it's accurate!
I use Open Office instead. I guess that make me one of those Izzet heretics...
"Is your resume up to date?"
I'm 15...?
"Do you keep your checkbook balanced?"
If I get one...?
"Do you get frustrated when you see someone jaywalking?"
But... I've jaywalked before.
"Do you go into RUclips comments and correct people's grammar?"
Shit.
They caught me.
"Do you love to play Final Fantasy just for raising the best Chocobo?"
I feel personally attacked.
So glad I found this older gem ! Rakdos forever !!
Izzet for days yall!!!
xBeau Gaming you better believe it!
Izzet is it
Linuxmasterrace
Free Software > Microsoftware
He should've asked if we enjoy Mythbusters.
legit, the Smic bit is actually a little on-the-nose for me. XD
I always thought I was an Orzhov...
Oh well... Rakdos it is then...
You are not the only one with a dillema. I always thought I was in Rakdos. But Golgari is close enough though.
I'm like 50 percent green white.
julian slavin I assume the reason you are not 100% GW is because you have an occupation and your poetry is mildly political?
Azorius is objectively the worst though.
😂
Ironically your description that fit me best, also matched the decks I like to play most
Lol so I didn’t think I was completely Azorius and then he said “do you enjoy Mircosoft excel?” Then I’m like shit... I do....
The adjunct professors line got me really good. Well done.
"would you enjoy to build and maintain a giant hydroelectric magical conjuring machine in service of a dragon with a IQ of 10 billion?"
Of course, where do I sign?
ALL HAIL THE FIREMIND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
None of the above. Looks like I’d be living on another plane. Thank Yawgmoth for that.
Simic traits pop up: I DO ALL THESE THINGS
Me too, with a smidge of Azorious, and Dimir but just the people watching part lol.
Simic is basically for RPG minmaxers
Golgari all the way my dude
I know that profile picture.
We are kin.
It's snowing on Mount fuji
This channel has become the absolute best thing in my life for the past few weeks
Just came back to rewatch. Lol love this prof . I am appreciative of your humor good sir.
I feel personally attacked by the gruul one
Right? Like, he left off non-violent contact things like...well, I can't say that because presumably Prof wants to keep his comments as PG as possible.
But yeah! Not all Gruul are hyper violent! Some of us know how to channel our aggressive urges in constructive ways!
Isn't attacking gruuls thing?
Attacking, not BEING attacked!
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Exactly. It feels wrong. But I mean, we've also got decent shamans.
So I'm Sultai with a touch of Rakdos? Gotcha!
Lol, love the content! It's still magic related, but funny and kinda dumb. It's great that your poking fun at this quiz
For the record I am Boros according to this
Maybe I am Izzet
Alexander Christensen I AM IZZET!!!!!!!!!!
ALL HAIL THE FIREMIND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Professor, you make some of the most entertaining RUclips content! Thanks for your work my friend.
Dimir done. I don't need a test for that.
Who? Never heard of them.
@@Travis7060312 Bro, they've been exposed twice now...
Good to know some ppl know the first rule of fight club. I mean house dimir.
Shhhhh!
@@dyciefisk2535 you can't mention that online they have spies everywhere
I absolutely love your description of Boros!
Funny fact: I have an Izzet Commander and I use Linux
100% accurate this test
well thanks for putting me on the spot at the end there buddy
2-color-guilds are a work place...3 colors a home
TheTrueLeafless 4 color is a mansion, 5 color is just diluted.
@@Solrex_the_Sun_King Ok, so I work at the CIA, my home is a zombie lab, my uncle grew the wood for his mansion...
And 5 colours is just diluted.
@@hirosmirnov8287 Hmm with a description like that is sounds like Golgari or Dimir. Maybe Sultai is the thing for you.
@@c.d.dailey8013 Bingo!
FAV 2 COLOUR: Dimir
FAV 3 COLOUR: Sultai
FAV 4 COLOUR: Growth
And 5 colours is just diluted.
@@hirosmirnov8287 is growth everything but red?
I want this made into an actual online quiz (those things still exist, right?). But, in the meantime, this is possibly the most perfect explanation of the guilds I've ever seen. I don't think I'll ever forget these associations now.
Easily one of your best videos yet, great video!
Are you asking questions to sort individuals to a specific group? Then you're the Sorting Hat.
Am I the only one who don't fit anywhere ? 😭
Most of us are shards, so you got to pick two guilds that fit best
Not even close. I'm one or two points from several of them.
we are the Gateless.
eldrazi lel
You're guildless, just find a good corner to hide in and pray to god no one finds you.
Excellent video Prof. Upload us more in the future!
Legalize it lol
"If you are a Crusades apologist, you might be an Orzhov."
Ah, NOW i know my guild!
A touch of gruul,an ounce of simic and a pinch of dimir and It's basically me...So Glint-Eye, is it not?
So the test says I'm.... Rackdos?
No honey wait! Where are you going?
I swear I don't like *that* stuff...
Then explain the whips in the broom closet
Maybe, but how do you explain the brooms in the whip closet?
Drake the troll
I use the whips to... train the Lion
Leo Funari shes only gone to buy more toys dude relax.
Best video ever!!! Love the observational comedy that is topical and relates to magic! Thank you professor to schooling me in the art of ravnica!
Golgari. I don't know to feel offended by the accuracy or suspect you've been spying on me the last fifteen years of my life. Also it wasn't a phase I just look good in black!
As a card carrying member of the Golgari I can confirm this is accurate.
Also we'd like our Zombie back, thank you.
Nope. Too busy whipping it xD
Supposedly, I'm Simic first, Azorius second, but I'd put them the other way around.
For the record, GMO's are great.
Tchnically, you're just Bant.
We should be friends.
So you're Bant?
@@EionBlue I almost just said Bant, but that could just as easily have been selesnya and one of the others, which is fairly not me.
Bant, main Blue.
This is my favorite video you've ever made. Bravo.
Amazing video man. I really love your videos like this that play with the magic universe.
Fantastic video. Loved every second of watching it, and it was definitely worth not going to bed.
Awwww...looks like I'm one of Ravnica's 2nd class citizens; the Guildless.
Not a single "Yes" came out of my cookie hole for the whole quiz....
Noname Nobody really?
Solrex the sun king hahahahaha ^^^
I didnt have a yes either ur not alone
bro you a gate colossus strait up robo man
I feel like the guildless are likely all-color or colorless players
I literally have a spreadsheet for every commander deck I build, complete with color-coded conditional formatting and weighted averages to calculate specific rankings for every card
Welll. Nothing resonates. Of to Krenko I go, I suppose.
Izzet is my favorite guild lore wise and *yes* my OS is Linux, Arch btw.
I'll eat almost anything with a face but Selesnya is my home. Which is why, when playing hockey I love being a goalie so much. I'll protect that net good!!
hahahaha. This a brilliant video!
Lot of wolves in the conclave
this type of videos were so much fun!
Selesnya, but not for a matriarchy of dryads
Golgari, but more of a Visigoth
Orzhov, but they tax death
Forget it, I'm a Thelonite of Havenwood.
Call me a Guru of Spores
I first found out about Ravnica through a D&D game and was torn between Selesnya and Golgari.
How fitting that my favourite magic colours to play, when I got into the game a year ago, was Abzan~
Ah, the cycle of life(gain) and death(touch.)
Do you Facebook stalk people for fun?
Yes
While they are in the room
While I’m telling them about it
Reactions are great because people don’t know how easy it is.
"Is BDSM your Kink?" LMAO!
Modified food is the future of the world, along with entomophagy.
Elijah Kleinman Everybody get down with the sickness!
I mean technically all the food you consume weather you picked it out of your garden today or bought it at the store is "genetically modified." look at plants from 50-100 years ago. Tomatoes used to be white or yellow and misformed shapes. Now they're almost all red when ripe and typically round, some small which is a genetic modification and evolution of favorable traits...
@@jacobyspurnger8488 Selective breeding is definitely why we've gotten so far agriculturally
Actually, vat grown meat is the future... if I just want a steak, why should I have to grow a whole cow? if only we could get commercially viable controlled fusion running.
@@ryanmaxwell2174 Vat-grown meat would work, but is very slow. Insects are a higher supply and more nutritious food source. However, Vat-grown meat would be easier for the general public to accept, so it might get there.
Professor, you are easily my favorite MTG personality. That smile is WINNING.
So I have discovered that I'm none of the guilds, time to build my own!!
Well, Selesnya United was my first deck. Proud of always being a member of this Guild.
Love it! I'm Simic first, Izzet or Azorius second.
I've always thought of myself as black-white personality-wise, but ironically, I hate the Orzhov.
I would just love to try playing Azorius but I don't have that kind of money.
1:33 I like how you just got a picture of a soldier on vacation and called him unemployed. Very nice.
Hm one hit each for Selesnya, gruul, azorius, simic and golgari
but nah, mono black it is, guilds are for people who want to hide among weaklings, true power is claimed for itself
Such a very mono black thing to say. Can't say I disagree though.
Well that was helpful.
I guess I'll be playing Mono Blue at the Pre-Release.
Guildgates are coming back honestly I don't know how I feel about that.
Fuck the gates THEY'RE REPRINTING SHOCKLANDS
@@robbenijs3505 why not both?
What is so special about the guildgates when you can get shock lands!
The dryness and sarcasm are truly palpable and I loved this video so damn much.
Well I liked Dimir and the test told me I’m Dimir. So.... I guess I’m Dimir? 😂
Dimir? Never heard of them. Must be a fake guild honestly, I wouldn't look into it
@@WeirdTroll666 *nudges you* yo, don't tell THEM that, I know!
@@ciderman13576 Sorry. Now they'll never know
Wow, amazing how I got quickly sorted into Rakdos