The Ravnica Guild Test for Magic: The Gathering

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  • Опубликовано: 31 окт 2024

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  • @TolarianCommunityCollege
    @TolarianCommunityCollege  6 лет назад +684

    How A Rejected Card Design Became The Greatest New Mechanic: ruclips.net/video/DmD4vVxyc5w/видео.html

    • @DonovanPresents
      @DonovanPresents 6 лет назад +3

      Did the Rakdos joke go a little too far in the last video? 😂
      But seriously, I feel your pain. My friend was posting a video for a class project and it got flagged forstone reason. They head no clue you had to make it "unlisted".

    • @ImaginationHobbies
      @ImaginationHobbies 6 лет назад +1

      good vid

    • @guillaumecleroux4581
      @guillaumecleroux4581 6 лет назад

      And it's an excellent video on a great way ton improve as a MTG player with friends that want to do the same!

    • @russellcolosi8310
      @russellcolosi8310 6 лет назад +1

      That's because RUclips sucks and likes censoring people if they even remotely say anything they don't like. we need a truly free platform where people can be free to express themselves. And your last video was awesome!

    • @jaelte
      @jaelte 6 лет назад

      I thankfully have notifications set up for this channel so I was able to watch it right after it was posted. I have no idea what could be considered offensive in that video.

  • @Radiodragonofdoom
    @Radiodragonofdoom 6 лет назад +1200

    Wait, boring questions designed to sort you into the correct guild... Well played Azorius, well played.

    • @tiraXpyrrha
      @tiraXpyrrha 6 лет назад +98

      If it were Azorius, the questions would be convoluted, the quiz would take days to finish and then it would be sent to a Quiz Committee where your quiz answers may or may not be approved. Which I may add will probably take a few months (the Quiz Committee is behind a bit). Lol

    • @Stereotype23
      @Stereotype23 6 лет назад +1

      All part of our master plan!

    • @blabik
      @blabik 6 лет назад +3

      True, last year the Quiz comitee was in session once every three months and they still complained its way too often.

    • @WMastersred
      @WMastersred 6 лет назад +1

      We do our best.

    • @thelastdankbender4353
      @thelastdankbender4353 5 лет назад +4

      @@tiraXpyrrha So essentialy you're saying: "Are you German? Azorius."

  • @ryanfrantz8994
    @ryanfrantz8994 5 лет назад +866

    I was worried I wouldn't get a guild! Thank goodness for Rakdos!

  • @draheim90
    @draheim90 6 лет назад +871

    I was worried that none of these fit me.
    Then Rakdos.

    • @_marr3k_742
      @_marr3k_742 5 лет назад +2

      😂

    • @TheCart54321
      @TheCart54321 4 года назад +6

      Hello my psychotic brother

    • @novapheonix2211
      @novapheonix2211 3 года назад +7

      I awnsered yes to more of azorious than any others and i was screaming to deny any relation to those heathens. Then rakdos.

    • @darkjannn
      @darkjannn 3 года назад +5

      Until he got to the BDSM part I was pretty sure I was supposed to be Rakdos. Right now the grammar-nazi characteristic of Azorius got me pinned the most as a person and I do not like that at all. It seems to be impossible to be chaotic evil if you enjoy correct spelling. Sign me up for mono black: I only care for the text as written in the contract.

    • @darkjannn
      @darkjannn 3 года назад +3

      ​@@novapheonix2211 I didn't catch your comment while I was composing mine, but this is exactly what I meant. If I were to live on Ravnica, I'd totally join the Rakdos Cult to show those sanctimonious Azorius exactly why they are wrong, to the letter. Being surrounded by oblivious, playful idiots wouldn't hurt to ensure a fun working environment in the meantime.

  • @Sykoze
    @Sykoze 3 года назад +463

    "Do you watch hockey..."
    "No"
    "...only to watch a fight break out?"
    "Oh shit wait nvm yes"

  • @joshscorcher
    @joshscorcher 5 лет назад +736

    I feel immensely called out by the Boros segment.

    • @zenborath6275
      @zenborath6275 5 лет назад +11

      God. I remember you from years ago.

    • @sabertooth160
      @sabertooth160 5 лет назад +7

      Superman sucks HARD WEINER

    • @tannermccollum7060
      @tannermccollum7060 5 лет назад +3

      Captain America

    • @mythic540
      @mythic540 3 года назад +1

      Right

    • @michaelpapadopoulos3756
      @michaelpapadopoulos3756 3 года назад +12

      I didn't even need the test to now I'm Boros. When we had the Gatecrash release at the store we all had to in between rounds have a "guild meeting" One player at our Boros table stood up and announced they had gotten Aurelia in their pack so they were now the Guildmaster and made everyone else at the table do push ups. In the return to Ravinca release I had Rakdos (because my brother in law wanted Rakdos and Golgari cards) so our guild meeting consisted of sitting around plotting how we were going to kill the Selenysa players.

  • @m1sscadaverous
    @m1sscadaverous 5 лет назад +383

    When it got to Golgari I felt personally targeted on so many levels.
    And also Rakdos.

    • @NeilSonOfNorbert
      @NeilSonOfNorbert 4 года назад +15

      jund life

    • @W-mans26
      @W-mans26 3 года назад +5

      Gulgari is my fav but those were harsh af

    • @ClearWaterRising
      @ClearWaterRising 3 года назад +6

      The Cure

    • @heretic663plus3
      @heretic663plus3 3 года назад +2

      I fell more under Golgari, but Im a rakdos player at heart.

    • @lainhikaru5657
      @lainhikaru5657 Год назад

      @@heretic663plus3 I'm more a rakdos but someone atole my red cards so I run suicidal black nowdays.

  • @jasonmiller3543
    @jasonmiller3543 6 лет назад +385

    I catalogued all these on my excel sheet, listed out the pros and cons of each, and cross referenced it to my database on all my magic cards. It appears I have a penchant for Azorius. That came as a complete surprise to me.

    • @r.r815
      @r.r815 5 лет назад +3

      Pssh azorius

    • @jazoinklastname4289
      @jazoinklastname4289 4 года назад +4

      Narc

    • @bamboonium8140
      @bamboonium8140 4 года назад +3

      Captain Holt?

    • @dannyingram1831
      @dannyingram1831 3 года назад +1

      With Grand Arbiter Augustin IV as Commander, Azorious can be very difficult to win against.

    • @SuperAmaton
      @SuperAmaton Год назад

      ​@@dannyingram1831With Grand Arbiter IV as Commander, it can be difficult to play with anyone

  • @ellaser93
    @ellaser93 6 лет назад +172

    Me explaining the Cult of Rakdos:
    "So, have you seen 'Hellraiser?'"

  • @krvys7226
    @krvys7226 6 лет назад +884

    "Do you spend weeks at a time breeding max stat pokemon?"
    I would feel called out, but I dont spend weeks...
    I spend months.

    • @Sheriff_K
      @Sheriff_K 6 лет назад +28

      My Pokemon played time is like 99% breeding..

    • @drakeconsumerofsoulsandche5761
      @drakeconsumerofsoulsandche5761 6 лет назад +12

      Only months? Scrub.

    • @lefloidNemesis
      @lefloidNemesis 6 лет назад +33

      The simic should join us and not the other way around.

    • @movezig5
      @movezig5 6 лет назад +2

      Yeah, that's me. I also spent time level grinding so I can hyper train my legendaries.

    • @lefloidNemesis
      @lefloidNemesis 6 лет назад +5

      I spent modt of my time breeding training and selecting the perfect nonlegendary team for each type.

  • @Sheriff_K
    @Sheriff_K 6 лет назад +143

    "Do you spend weeks at a time breeding Pokemon?" "Have you sent in one of those Ancestry DNA test.." "Simic. You're Simic; only Simic do that! semi-disgusted tone"
    AHAHAHA... So true! Simic to the CORE!

  • @GreenFenril
    @GreenFenril 6 лет назад +433

    Do you prefer Superman and Captain America, over Batman and Iron Man?
    BOROS!
    LOL, straight to the point eh Prof.

    • @BretasDoc
      @BretasDoc 6 лет назад +20

      Here's cool interpretation about it:
      -Red, white, black, green and blue are going on a savana trip.
      -A lion jumps out of nowhere and kills a zebra
      -Green, black and blue: That's natural. Just the way they behave.
      -White and red: *SUCH IMMORALITY!!* WE NEED TO STOP IT!!!

    • @JMSginoclave
      @JMSginoclave 6 лет назад +29

      @@BretasDoc Savannah Lions disagrees.
      White'd reflect on the attack on the communities' perspectives: what the lions do to feed their cubs, and how the zebras failed to protect their fallen comrade.
      Blue'd consider the biome's ecossystem in its decision on the event's adequate observing distance.
      Black'd shrug, unless it had any stake in the involved parties. Dunno, don't care.
      Red could do anything, really, based on what it felt like at the moment. Whatever it's passionate about goes, be it analyzing the hunting technique, saving the zebra or tasting lion's blood.
      Green'd reflect on the communities (a bit like White) and/or the ecossistem (a bit like Blue) and/or shrug at the display (a bit like Black) and/or hunt the food down (a bit like Red). Then it'd proceed on shitting some mana of any color.

    • @smurphftw2008
      @smurphftw2008 6 лет назад +7

      Boros is my guild but I think Superman is lame.

    • @thesoupofthebrain2446
      @thesoupofthebrain2446 6 лет назад

      i feel like that could be do you prefer your heroes to be super or joes?

    • @thomasmcmahan2631
      @thomasmcmahan2631 6 лет назад +1

      What if I prefer superman and iron man. What does that make me

  • @drflannelxd904
    @drflannelxd904 6 лет назад +93

    "Is BDSM your kink?"
    Oof, don't gotta roast me so hard Prof

    • @7nigga4
      @7nigga4 3 года назад +9

      Anyone that says oof likes to be choked

    • @thanalincoln
      @thanalincoln 3 года назад +6

      @@7nigga4 more like actively wants

  • @BrandinoJalapeno
    @BrandinoJalapeno 6 лет назад +402

    Lmao, "service to a Dragon with an IQ of 10 Billion? I don't know, I am just a human from Earth; dental plan, weekends off?" XD

    • @sebastianfranz682
      @sebastianfranz682 6 лет назад +1

      lmao, great one xD

    • @Gojin91
      @Gojin91 6 лет назад +2

      Depending how long Niv-Mizzet has been alive yeah 10 Billion IQ could be possible though Nicol Bolas would be infinitely smarter

  • @Akkuseru
    @Akkuseru 5 лет назад +56

    "Do you think wrestling is real?"
    Right in my 12 year old self's ego

  • @SurfyBasilisk
    @SurfyBasilisk 6 лет назад +140

    Do all of your friends ignore you and call you weird? Do you think you would get top billing in a David Cronenberg film? Do you think you should be legendary? Do you have an underwhelming power and toughness? Welcome to the Nephilim.

    • @goldcreeper7376
      @goldcreeper7376 6 лет назад +20

      Imagine that in the third set, when the fight against Bolas is at it's peak, we suddenly see five shadows who were BEHIND EVERYTHING
      THE NEPHILIM ARE BACK BABY, AND THEIR OVERLY CONVOLUTED PLAN TO MANIPULATE EVERYTHING SINCE YAWGMOTH IS FINALLY COMING TO LIGHT !
      DISCOVER THE DEEP AND EMOTIONNAL STORY OF HOW THESE FIVE UNDERRATED CREATURES CREATED EQUILOR. MARVEL AT HOW THEY INGENUOUSLY PUSHED MITHRA TO BECOME A GOTH AND REALIZE THAT THEY WERE THE ONES BEHIND BOLAS !
      COMING TO A THEATER NEAR YOU IN ANY RAKDOS CINEMA STILL STANDING !

    • @darthnius809
      @darthnius809 6 лет назад +3

      plottwist bolas , ugin, niv mizzet and the professor are actually the nephilim

    • @Solrex_the_Sun_King
      @Solrex_the_Sun_King 6 лет назад

      Which nephillim? Isn't there like 5 of them?

  • @Philigan87
    @Philigan87 6 лет назад +53

    “Then that would be Dimir, wouldn’t it?!” 😂

    • @xientau9028
      @xientau9028 3 года назад +2

      No such guild.

    • @V2ULTRAKill
      @V2ULTRAKill 2 года назад +3

      If you are reading this, Dimir knows your location, we will be sending agents in shortly to silence you

    • @dowsingelf77
      @dowsingelf77 8 месяцев назад

      What agents? Dude, Dimir's just a myth 😂 Everyone knows there's only Nine Guilds...

  • @cristiankimura
    @cristiankimura 6 лет назад +437

    THE SIMIC CHOCOMBINE 🤣

    • @Yakkosprite
      @Yakkosprite 6 лет назад +27

      The Simic Chocombine has perfect IVs. And it's shiny

    • @Sheriff_K
      @Sheriff_K 6 лет назад +15

      Personally, I was a Chao Breeder myself.. (As well as Pokemon.)

    • @hugofontes5708
      @hugofontes5708 6 лет назад +8

      @@Sheriff_K holy shit, you are right, I was Simic even before knew what tapping a land for Mana even meant

    • @wadinatorthevile2805
      @wadinatorthevile2805 6 лет назад +6

      I've spent way too much time trying to get a perfect IV shiny Pokemon...
      All I got was a sub-par Gallade and 3000 turtwigs...

    • @r.r815
      @r.r815 5 лет назад +1

      @@wadinatorthevile2805 make a turtwig farm and invite all the kiddies while selling some to the professor in sinnoh

  • @Knuffeldraak
    @Knuffeldraak 6 лет назад +68

    Even though this one is purely meant for fun... Azorius came out the best, followed by Dimir and Orzhov.
    *looks at my recent standard deck... Esper control.*
    ...craaaaap.

    • @BoredTAK5000
      @BoredTAK5000 6 лет назад +7

      Uri de Vries
      What’s dimir?

    • @jackkeddie2530
      @jackkeddie2530 5 лет назад +2

      Uri de Vries yeah same man, those just so happen to be my favourite guilds and 3 colour combo as well

  • @rocksteadyish
    @rocksteadyish 6 лет назад +624

    "Do you get drunk and start fights?"
    LMAO 10/10

  • @smirk-in-progress4800
    @smirk-in-progress4800 5 лет назад +27

    I was like 'None of these fit me... Maybe I won't have a guild...' then RAKDOS.
    Oh.

  • @fluWmiR
    @fluWmiR 6 лет назад +799

    Orzhov really give new meaning to the phrase CRYPTocurrency.
    I'm not sorry.

  • @spooplegeist5260
    @spooplegeist5260 4 года назад +9

    The wizards version always puts me in Azorius, but that Golgari questionnaire is the most accurate description of myself I’ve ever heard.

  • @sanjurojelze7431
    @sanjurojelze7431 6 лет назад +123

    I'm excited to find out which of the 9 guilds I'm in! Shame there isn't one for blue/black, not that I've heard of anyway.

    • @GreenMonkeySam
      @GreenMonkeySam 6 лет назад +18

      I did find this spooky eye once...Dunno what it meant.

    • @justinjacobs1501
      @justinjacobs1501 6 лет назад +10

      We Do Not Speak Of The Spooky Eye!

    • @GreenFenril
      @GreenFenril 6 лет назад +7

      I know of such a guild, but first, let me open this package....odd that I didn't order anything, and what's with this strange eye marking on it.....

    • @1AlasBabylon
      @1AlasBabylon 6 лет назад +9

      There's already one for Blue-Black, it's called [REDACTED].

    • @ironstorm1690
      @ironstorm1690 6 лет назад +1

      If you are reading this, you are marked by the dimir because you know too much.
      Settle your affairs and prepare for death
      Anyone you tell about this will be killed immediately.

  • @jonathanrobinson8926
    @jonathanrobinson8926 6 лет назад +29

    Lol I was waiting for Rakdos the whole time. Accurate..

  • @c423ll1
    @c423ll1 6 лет назад +405

    What is a Dimir? That's no guild I've ever heard of...

    • @MrBeef-sh3lc
      @MrBeef-sh3lc 6 лет назад +17

      yeah. What is that?...

    • @KingBobXVI
      @KingBobXVI 6 лет назад +36

      Yeah, don't know what he's talking about.
      Also, isn't it weird that the next Ravnica set is starting off with only 4 guilds?

    • @GreenMonkeySam
      @GreenMonkeySam 6 лет назад +35

      I always found it weird that Ravnica only has 9 Guilds when there is clearly 10 2-colour combinations. But, you guys...I found this spooky eye on the wall....

    • @xpert_domination198
      @xpert_domination198 6 лет назад +4

      Dimir is mill black and blue

    • @TheMrDime-wt1pr
      @TheMrDime-wt1pr 6 лет назад +60

      @@xpert_domination198 whoosh

  • @monsieurbobblehead3854
    @monsieurbobblehead3854 6 лет назад +15

    My grandma literally fits every single one of the traits from Selesnya.

  • @evileyeball
    @evileyeball 6 лет назад +478

    There are NINE guilds on Ravnica.... only NINE, Nothing more, Only NINE, Those rumors about a 10th guild, LIES.

    • @imperiajor
      @imperiajor 6 лет назад +36

      say the Dimir :)

    • @bizdaretz8679
      @bizdaretz8679 6 лет назад +5

      Ravnica, Guildpact, and Dissension (The books) Say otherwise.

    • @daniggez
      @daniggez 6 лет назад +30

      The Dimir are spies.

    • @Solrex_the_Sun_King
      @Solrex_the_Sun_King 6 лет назад +2

      What is this meme XD

    • @michaelchronister9246
      @michaelchronister9246 6 лет назад +39

      For those of you that don't get it, I assume this is from the first ravnica block. Each guild has its own characteristics. One of the dimir is that they're spies, so nobody knows about them, and if you do know about them, you won't be alive long enough to tell anyone. I didn't start playing until fate reforged so I'm just guessing, but that seems pretty accurate

  • @zoroarkking18
    @zoroarkking18 3 года назад +43

    "If you are in the comments right now to explain that you know wrestling isn't real but in a really long-winded way that only a wrestling fan could...
    You're Gruul."

  • @Xippih
    @Xippih 6 лет назад +330

    So a BDSM artist caring about compost is Jund?

    • @AmarokWolfy
      @AmarokWolfy 6 лет назад +50

      And sometimes gets drunk and starts fights

    • @ashra8281
      @ashra8281 6 лет назад +27

      @@AmarokWolfy but only about compost

    • @aylipaolucci9412
      @aylipaolucci9412 6 лет назад +6

      Makes sense, Warhammer is a very Jund-y universe

    • @valentinsteinerberger6173
      @valentinsteinerberger6173 6 лет назад +1

      *A BDS artist caring about compost that gets drunk and starts fights

    • @theinquisition9390
      @theinquisition9390 6 лет назад

      Hi friend get back to our our universe ;-)

  • @seatspud
    @seatspud 3 года назад +16

    After serious consideration, there's only one "guild" that would suit me. The eleventh one, The Tourist's Guild. Besides, there's also the issue of street crime in Ravnica, but I can always watch that for free.

  • @wyattmaniscalco3090
    @wyattmaniscalco3090 6 лет назад +297

    “Rakdos was my favorite guild, I wonder what he has to say about it.”
    BDSM
    Well...

    • @Shifterwizard
      @Shifterwizard 6 лет назад +25

      I think he could have also said "Did you pull wings or legs off of insects as a child? Do you feel an unusual enjoyment when watching things burn?"

    • @garak55
      @garak55 6 лет назад +9

      I mean, he's not wrong...

    • @666Kazekage666
      @666Kazekage666 6 лет назад +2

      Well im pretty much mardu i fall under all 3 guilds lol

    • @Aphidae
      @Aphidae 6 лет назад +4

      Rakdos has been my favourite guild since I was 10,
      Oof

    • @albatrams9029
      @albatrams9029 5 лет назад

      @@Aphidae same.... Oof

  • @dittmar104
    @dittmar104 3 года назад +23

    I felt like I was drawn to aspects of so many and then we got to dimir and I felt an overwhelming sense of embarrassment that could only logically be a side effect of my brain washing programing to install me as a sleeper agent in other guilds

  • @SonOfGonzo
    @SonOfGonzo 6 лет назад +50

    "I don't know, I'm a human. Do they have a dental plan?" LOL! That cracked me up.

  • @SailorLarkspur
    @SailorLarkspur 2 года назад +3

    this was hysterical and wildly under appreciated. I want more skit type content from the professor this was so well written and acted.

  • @agentkhaine2204
    @agentkhaine2204 6 лет назад +59

    So I scored equally in the Azorius, Dimir, and Orzhov questions. My traits as an Esper player continue.
    Though I scored the most in the Tolarian Community College Guild, so I'll go with that.

  • @Notharah
    @Notharah 6 лет назад +47

    "I wonder how I'm gonna fit my RL self into Golgari based on these..."
    Were you goth in High School?
    "Ahhh. Well there we are."

    • @W-mans26
      @W-mans26 3 года назад

      I was goth in elementary and I wear green in black regularly, think this puts me in

  • @Marlun42
    @Marlun42 6 лет назад +78

    So if I'm in both Izzet and Simic, does that just make me Temur? I DO like punching bears...

    • @elizakleinman1332
      @elizakleinman1332 6 лет назад +27

      It means that you should stay away from my family

    • @harakkaEtheraven
      @harakkaEtheraven 6 лет назад +5

      I guess it makes you also Gruul.

    • @algeanephila
      @algeanephila 5 лет назад +3

      I guess it makes you the kind of player i don't like playing against

    • @Eric_The_Cleric
      @Eric_The_Cleric 5 лет назад +4

      You like building large cyborg bears that can mutate on the spot and pit that cyborg bear against another just to study how fast each can mutate and how its metal augmentations hold up against the rapid mutations. Then you punch it just to see how it reacts. Spoiler alert, it turns into a pile of sludge.

    • @johannpohland2826
      @johannpohland2826 5 лет назад +1

      I like contact sports, start fights drunk, study engineering, have linux and breed max stats pokemon. Yep thats temur

  • @litch_gamesskits8465
    @litch_gamesskits8465 3 года назад +14

    My friend: "Idk what guild I am lets watch"
    *video gets to izzet* Me: "oh ya that's totally me"
    *video gets to rakdos* My friend: "Dammit"

  • @tremolobanshee
    @tremolobanshee 6 лет назад +112

    I think the best insult in here is saying Azorious enjoy using Microsoft excel.

    • @Woodthorn
      @Woodthorn 6 лет назад +32

      .. but it's fun though...

    • @Hyunkel33
      @Hyunkel33 6 лет назад +9

      It really is, isn't it...

    • @agafaba
      @agafaba 6 лет назад +6

      Excel is pretty good, a spent several hours of unpaid overtime at work to make an excel sheet that would quickly and easily show me information about my employees. I never used it but if I did I would have saved myself several minutes a day!

    • @argentpuck
      @argentpuck 6 лет назад +8

      It can't be an insult if it's accurate!

    • @aaronarmstrong340
      @aaronarmstrong340 6 лет назад +3

      I use Open Office instead. I guess that make me one of those Izzet heretics...

  • @adelinaarmstrong9423
    @adelinaarmstrong9423 6 лет назад +3

    "Is your resume up to date?"
    I'm 15...?
    "Do you keep your checkbook balanced?"
    If I get one...?
    "Do you get frustrated when you see someone jaywalking?"
    But... I've jaywalked before.
    "Do you go into RUclips comments and correct people's grammar?"
    Shit.
    They caught me.

  • @TeceraOfficial
    @TeceraOfficial 6 лет назад +91

    "Do you love to play Final Fantasy just for raising the best Chocobo?"
    I feel personally attacked.

  • @williamclark9280
    @williamclark9280 3 года назад +7

    So glad I found this older gem ! Rakdos forever !!

  • @xBeauGaming
    @xBeauGaming 6 лет назад +415

    Izzet for days yall!!!

  • @ClexYoshi
    @ClexYoshi 6 лет назад +17

    legit, the Smic bit is actually a little on-the-nose for me. XD

  • @arenkai
    @arenkai 6 лет назад +170

    I always thought I was an Orzhov...
    Oh well... Rakdos it is then...

    • @jozzyalthefool9273
      @jozzyalthefool9273 6 лет назад +4

      You are not the only one with a dillema. I always thought I was in Rakdos. But Golgari is close enough though.

    • @julianslavin3896
      @julianslavin3896 6 лет назад

      I'm like 50 percent green white.

    • @GigaLordShinyMudkip1
      @GigaLordShinyMudkip1 6 лет назад +4

      julian slavin I assume the reason you are not 100% GW is because you have an occupation and your poetry is mildly political?

    • @hunterhoose9375
      @hunterhoose9375 6 лет назад +1

      Azorius is objectively the worst though.

    • @sifthegreat4570
      @sifthegreat4570 6 лет назад

      😂

  • @GoodnotGreat88
    @GoodnotGreat88 5 лет назад

    Ironically your description that fit me best, also matched the decks I like to play most

  • @zacharyhinckley120
    @zacharyhinckley120 6 лет назад +35

    Lol so I didn’t think I was completely Azorius and then he said “do you enjoy Mircosoft excel?” Then I’m like shit... I do....

  • @Jamesviolaofficial
    @Jamesviolaofficial 5 лет назад

    The adjunct professors line got me really good. Well done.

  • @Rafael_Souza95
    @Rafael_Souza95 6 лет назад +40

    "would you enjoy to build and maintain a giant hydroelectric magical conjuring machine in service of a dragon with a IQ of 10 billion?"
    Of course, where do I sign?

    • @ironstorm1690
      @ironstorm1690 6 лет назад +8

      ALL HAIL THE FIREMIND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @thatepicwizardguy
    @thatepicwizardguy 3 года назад +3

    None of the above. Looks like I’d be living on another plane. Thank Yawgmoth for that.

  • @Kaigai_Kaiju
    @Kaigai_Kaiju 6 лет назад +71

    Simic traits pop up: I DO ALL THESE THINGS

    • @TheKensta88
      @TheKensta88 6 лет назад +1

      Me too, with a smidge of Azorious, and Dimir but just the people watching part lol.

    • @randalica92
      @randalica92 6 лет назад +5

      Simic is basically for RPG minmaxers

    • @joeyberg5765
      @joeyberg5765 6 лет назад

      Golgari all the way my dude

    • @hceercs8246
      @hceercs8246 6 лет назад

      I know that profile picture.
      We are kin.
      It's snowing on Mount fuji

  • @rorymurphy6081
    @rorymurphy6081 6 лет назад

    This channel has become the absolute best thing in my life for the past few weeks

  • @akaPastorBaby
    @akaPastorBaby 5 лет назад

    Just came back to rewatch. Lol love this prof . I am appreciative of your humor good sir.

  • @cooperzilkenat3220
    @cooperzilkenat3220 6 лет назад +50

    I feel personally attacked by the gruul one

    • @FenrirEX
      @FenrirEX 6 лет назад +5

      Right? Like, he left off non-violent contact things like...well, I can't say that because presumably Prof wants to keep his comments as PG as possible.
      But yeah! Not all Gruul are hyper violent! Some of us know how to channel our aggressive urges in constructive ways!

    • @ashra8281
      @ashra8281 6 лет назад +4

      Isn't attacking gruuls thing?

    • @FenrirEX
      @FenrirEX 6 лет назад +3

      Attacking, not BEING attacked!

    • @jamaigar
      @jamaigar 6 лет назад

      ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    • @cooperzilkenat3220
      @cooperzilkenat3220 6 лет назад

      Exactly. It feels wrong. But I mean, we've also got decent shamans.

  • @Rabidfox-gc5fw
    @Rabidfox-gc5fw 5 лет назад +3

    So I'm Sultai with a touch of Rakdos? Gotcha!

  • @MrMrayl
    @MrMrayl 6 лет назад +80

    Lol, love the content! It's still magic related, but funny and kinda dumb. It's great that your poking fun at this quiz
    For the record I am Boros according to this

    • @jankspanking8836
      @jankspanking8836 6 лет назад

      Maybe I am Izzet

    • @ironstorm1690
      @ironstorm1690 6 лет назад

      Alexander Christensen I AM IZZET!!!!!!!!!!
      ALL HAIL THE FIREMIND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @trickkelly
    @trickkelly 6 лет назад

    Professor, you make some of the most entertaining RUclips content! Thanks for your work my friend.

  • @poisonedivysaur
    @poisonedivysaur 6 лет назад +48

    Dimir done. I don't need a test for that.

    • @Travis7060312
      @Travis7060312 6 лет назад +28

      Who? Never heard of them.

    • @dyciefisk2535
      @dyciefisk2535 6 лет назад +11

      @@Travis7060312 Bro, they've been exposed twice now...

    • @poisonedivysaur
      @poisonedivysaur 6 лет назад +13

      Good to know some ppl know the first rule of fight club. I mean house dimir.

    • @paladia_gorom1973
      @paladia_gorom1973 6 лет назад +1

      Shhhhh!

    • @ashra8281
      @ashra8281 6 лет назад +2

      @@dyciefisk2535 you can't mention that online they have spies everywhere

  • @georgem_36
    @georgem_36 6 лет назад

    I absolutely love your description of Boros!

  • @lucascostabeyeler6852
    @lucascostabeyeler6852 6 лет назад +52

    Funny fact: I have an Izzet Commander and I use Linux
    100% accurate this test

  • @dylanresciniti7495
    @dylanresciniti7495 5 лет назад

    well thanks for putting me on the spot at the end there buddy

  • @TheTrueLeafless
    @TheTrueLeafless 6 лет назад +54

    2-color-guilds are a work place...3 colors a home

    • @Solrex_the_Sun_King
      @Solrex_the_Sun_King 6 лет назад +2

      TheTrueLeafless 4 color is a mansion, 5 color is just diluted.

    • @hirosmirnov8287
      @hirosmirnov8287 6 лет назад +6

      @@Solrex_the_Sun_King Ok, so I work at the CIA, my home is a zombie lab, my uncle grew the wood for his mansion...
      And 5 colours is just diluted.

    • @c.d.dailey8013
      @c.d.dailey8013 5 лет назад +1

      @@hirosmirnov8287 Hmm with a description like that is sounds like Golgari or Dimir. Maybe Sultai is the thing for you.

    • @hirosmirnov8287
      @hirosmirnov8287 5 лет назад +1

      @@c.d.dailey8013 Bingo!
      FAV 2 COLOUR: Dimir
      FAV 3 COLOUR: Sultai
      FAV 4 COLOUR: Growth
      And 5 colours is just diluted.

    • @jazoinklastname4289
      @jazoinklastname4289 4 года назад

      @@hirosmirnov8287 is growth everything but red?

  • @argentpuck
    @argentpuck 6 лет назад

    I want this made into an actual online quiz (those things still exist, right?). But, in the meantime, this is possibly the most perfect explanation of the guilds I've ever seen. I don't think I'll ever forget these associations now.

  • @7platy7
    @7platy7 6 лет назад +11

    Easily one of your best videos yet, great video!

  • @rickxhoshinji
    @rickxhoshinji 6 лет назад +10

    Are you asking questions to sort individuals to a specific group? Then you're the Sorting Hat.

  • @quentinchristensen3793
    @quentinchristensen3793 6 лет назад +65

    Am I the only one who don't fit anywhere ? 😭

    • @omarpabon5751
      @omarpabon5751 6 лет назад +13

      Most of us are shards, so you got to pick two guilds that fit best

    • @HumbleWooper
      @HumbleWooper 6 лет назад +4

      Not even close. I'm one or two points from several of them.

    • @hanzimaundrell4100
      @hanzimaundrell4100 6 лет назад +24

      we are the Gateless.

    • @TheRealUnanan
      @TheRealUnanan 6 лет назад +6

      eldrazi lel

    • @dannybeane2069
      @dannybeane2069 6 лет назад +20

      You're guildless, just find a good corner to hide in and pray to god no one finds you.

  • @corvidcognition
    @corvidcognition 6 лет назад

    Excellent video Prof. Upload us more in the future!

  • @Billchu13
    @Billchu13 6 лет назад +20

    Legalize it lol
    "If you are a Crusades apologist, you might be an Orzhov."

  • @spooftyrthemadone2825
    @spooftyrthemadone2825 4 года назад +6

    A touch of gruul,an ounce of simic and a pinch of dimir and It's basically me...So Glint-Eye, is it not?

  • @_traximundar_3165
    @_traximundar_3165 6 лет назад +49

    So the test says I'm.... Rackdos?
    No honey wait! Where are you going?
    I swear I don't like *that* stuff...

    • @drakeconsumerofsoulsandche5761
      @drakeconsumerofsoulsandche5761 6 лет назад +11

      Then explain the whips in the broom closet

    • @FenrirEX
      @FenrirEX 6 лет назад +27

      Maybe, but how do you explain the brooms in the whip closet?

    • @_traximundar_3165
      @_traximundar_3165 6 лет назад +3

      Drake the troll
      I use the whips to... train the Lion

    • @aceadam1828
      @aceadam1828 6 лет назад +5

      Leo Funari shes only gone to buy more toys dude relax.

  • @KroenunP
    @KroenunP 6 лет назад

    Best video ever!!! Love the observational comedy that is topical and relates to magic! Thank you professor to schooling me in the art of ravnica!

  • @PlaneswalkerProject
    @PlaneswalkerProject 6 лет назад +19

    Golgari. I don't know to feel offended by the accuracy or suspect you've been spying on me the last fifteen years of my life. Also it wasn't a phase I just look good in black!

  • @Varsocona
    @Varsocona 6 лет назад +4

    As a card carrying member of the Golgari I can confirm this is accurate.
    Also we'd like our Zombie back, thank you.

  • @nuuskye
    @nuuskye 6 лет назад +21

    Supposedly, I'm Simic first, Azorius second, but I'd put them the other way around.
    For the record, GMO's are great.

    • @EionBlue
      @EionBlue 6 лет назад +1

      Tchnically, you're just Bant.

    • @movezig5
      @movezig5 6 лет назад

      We should be friends.

    • @FenrirEX
      @FenrirEX 6 лет назад

      So you're Bant?

    • @nuuskye
      @nuuskye 6 лет назад

      @@EionBlue I almost just said Bant, but that could just as easily have been selesnya and one of the others, which is fairly not me.

    • @Woodthorn
      @Woodthorn 6 лет назад

      Bant, main Blue.

  • @samk8005
    @samk8005 6 лет назад

    This is my favorite video you've ever made. Bravo.

  • @KronosSupreme
    @KronosSupreme 6 лет назад +5

    Amazing video man. I really love your videos like this that play with the magic universe.

  • @donaldpurkey1864
    @donaldpurkey1864 6 лет назад

    Fantastic video. Loved every second of watching it, and it was definitely worth not going to bed.

  • @OGNoNameNobody
    @OGNoNameNobody 6 лет назад +25

    Awwww...looks like I'm one of Ravnica's 2nd class citizens; the Guildless.
    Not a single "Yes" came out of my cookie hole for the whole quiz....

  • @SamChaneyProductions
    @SamChaneyProductions 2 года назад

    I literally have a spreadsheet for every commander deck I build, complete with color-coded conditional formatting and weighted averages to calculate specific rankings for every card

  • @АлександрМиранович-п9с

    Welll. Nothing resonates. Of to Krenko I go, I suppose.

  • @MegaAgamon
    @MegaAgamon 3 года назад +1

    Izzet is my favorite guild lore wise and *yes* my OS is Linux, Arch btw.

  • @Raaanch
    @Raaanch 6 лет назад +18

    I'll eat almost anything with a face but Selesnya is my home. Which is why, when playing hockey I love being a goalie so much. I'll protect that net good!!
    hahahaha. This a brilliant video!

    • @dittmar104
      @dittmar104 3 года назад

      Lot of wolves in the conclave

  • @sonwukong001
    @sonwukong001 3 года назад

    this type of videos were so much fun!

  • @aarongrant5367
    @aarongrant5367 6 лет назад +13

    Selesnya, but not for a matriarchy of dryads
    Golgari, but more of a Visigoth
    Orzhov, but they tax death
    Forget it, I'm a Thelonite of Havenwood.
    Call me a Guru of Spores

  • @Soviniy
    @Soviniy 3 года назад

    I first found out about Ravnica through a D&D game and was torn between Selesnya and Golgari.
    How fitting that my favourite magic colours to play, when I got into the game a year ago, was Abzan~
    Ah, the cycle of life(gain) and death(touch.)

  • @paladia_gorom1973
    @paladia_gorom1973 6 лет назад +13

    Do you Facebook stalk people for fun?
    Yes
    While they are in the room
    While I’m telling them about it
    Reactions are great because people don’t know how easy it is.

  • @VirtuesOfSin
    @VirtuesOfSin 5 лет назад +33

    "Is BDSM your Kink?" LMAO!

  • @elizakleinman1332
    @elizakleinman1332 6 лет назад +18

    Modified food is the future of the world, along with entomophagy.

    • @GigaLordShinyMudkip1
      @GigaLordShinyMudkip1 6 лет назад +2

      Elijah Kleinman Everybody get down with the sickness!

    • @jacobyspurnger8488
      @jacobyspurnger8488 6 лет назад +2

      I mean technically all the food you consume weather you picked it out of your garden today or bought it at the store is "genetically modified." look at plants from 50-100 years ago. Tomatoes used to be white or yellow and misformed shapes. Now they're almost all red when ripe and typically round, some small which is a genetic modification and evolution of favorable traits...

    • @elizakleinman1332
      @elizakleinman1332 6 лет назад

      @@jacobyspurnger8488 Selective breeding is definitely why we've gotten so far agriculturally

    • @ryanmaxwell2174
      @ryanmaxwell2174 6 лет назад +1

      Actually, vat grown meat is the future... if I just want a steak, why should I have to grow a whole cow? if only we could get commercially viable controlled fusion running.

    • @elizakleinman1332
      @elizakleinman1332 6 лет назад

      @@ryanmaxwell2174 Vat-grown meat would work, but is very slow. Insects are a higher supply and more nutritious food source. However, Vat-grown meat would be easier for the general public to accept, so it might get there.

  • @GamingGuardians
    @GamingGuardians 6 лет назад

    Professor, you are easily my favorite MTG personality. That smile is WINNING.

  • @DeffinetlyNotMcMaywen
    @DeffinetlyNotMcMaywen 6 лет назад +5

    So I have discovered that I'm none of the guilds, time to build my own!!

  • @jumpburke
    @jumpburke 5 лет назад

    Well, Selesnya United was my first deck. Proud of always being a member of this Guild.

  • @movezig5
    @movezig5 6 лет назад +5

    Love it! I'm Simic first, Izzet or Azorius second.
    I've always thought of myself as black-white personality-wise, but ironically, I hate the Orzhov.

    • @GregTom2
      @GregTom2 6 лет назад

      I would just love to try playing Azorius but I don't have that kind of money.

  • @MarksmanSnir
    @MarksmanSnir 6 лет назад

    1:33 I like how you just got a picture of a soldier on vacation and called him unemployed. Very nice.

  • @TheGahta
    @TheGahta 6 лет назад +27

    Hm one hit each for Selesnya, gruul, azorius, simic and golgari
    but nah, mono black it is, guilds are for people who want to hide among weaklings, true power is claimed for itself

    • @jesusofnazareth3871
      @jesusofnazareth3871 6 лет назад +1

      Such a very mono black thing to say. Can't say I disagree though.

  • @leftythesalesman6459
    @leftythesalesman6459 6 лет назад +1

    Well that was helpful.
    I guess I'll be playing Mono Blue at the Pre-Release.

  • @FaytVanguard
    @FaytVanguard 6 лет назад +7

    Guildgates are coming back honestly I don't know how I feel about that.

  • @georgeb9977
    @georgeb9977 6 лет назад

    The dryness and sarcasm are truly palpable and I loved this video so damn much.

  • @thatonenerd6582
    @thatonenerd6582 6 лет назад +13

    Well I liked Dimir and the test told me I’m Dimir. So.... I guess I’m Dimir? 😂

    • @ciderman13576
      @ciderman13576 3 года назад +2

      Dimir? Never heard of them. Must be a fake guild honestly, I wouldn't look into it

    • @ciderman13576
      @ciderman13576 3 года назад +1

      @@WeirdTroll666 *nudges you* yo, don't tell THEM that, I know!

    • @WeirdTroll666
      @WeirdTroll666 3 года назад +1

      @@ciderman13576 Sorry. Now they'll never know

  • @lothara.schmal5092
    @lothara.schmal5092 2 года назад

    Wow, amazing how I got quickly sorted into Rakdos