Lost virginity in a threesome vs sleeps in a bathtub | Watchin' Baggage

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Комментарии • 133

  • @Setashi
    @Setashi Год назад +169

    This episode legit felt like they showed every single episode of Baggage to some AI and had it generate it's own episode from scratch lmao.

    • @CHUCKSCHUMACHER
      @CHUCKSCHUMACHER Год назад +4

      YES🤯😆

    • @joshgworks
      @joshgworks Год назад +2

      Have you tried to bend a spoon with your mind lately? Think about trying.

    • @CircusofPython
      @CircusofPython Год назад

      Lmao I love seeing comments like this in prep for the episode!

    • @qc3441
      @qc3441 Год назад +1

      I read this before watching and thought to myself “people say this all the time, it’s never true” but this is the one time I absolutely 100% agree with you.

  • @CameronForrester
    @CameronForrester Год назад +130

    "I sleep in the bath" is a full tub
    "I sleep in the bathtub" is empty and I'm dying on that hill

    • @justinlatini4725
      @justinlatini4725 Год назад +13

      I immediately assumed it was an empty bath. 😯

    • @sean3533
      @sean3533 Год назад +7

      I was thinking full I Am Legend, in the tub, full clothes, with the dog and the rifle.

    • @arwyss
      @arwyss 8 месяцев назад +1

      I was 100% certain is was empty. The idea of it being full of water NEVER occurred to me.

  • @sighduck9789
    @sighduck9789 Год назад +158

    DH stands for Designated Hitter, you'd think baseball fans would know that

    • @PimpMacSlickBac
      @PimpMacSlickBac Год назад +17

      The whole time that is all I was waiting for! I half expected Jake to start calling her David Ortiz or something lol

    • @JavvvySanchezzz
      @JavvvySanchezzz Год назад

      Lol

  • @rangerowneg
    @rangerowneg Год назад +23

    "The entire dock.. catfished that dude into marriage. That's nuts" lmaooooo

  • @RSanchez111
    @RSanchez111 Год назад +42

    This is his first time off the docks in a long time and it shows

  • @17thknight
    @17thknight Год назад +54

    DH is the manic pixie dream girl who would have changed your life if you met her when you were both 18

  • @smithryansmith
    @smithryansmith Год назад +58

    Jomboy: 2 minutes of blathering about longshoremen. "That's what I think. Im not positive about that."
    Jake: "I've known that since you started talking about it."

  • @mattlentini5460
    @mattlentini5460 Год назад +44

    “I want someone I can trust”
    Keeps the case where the woman flirts with other men on dates

  • @historyboss1775
    @historyboss1775 Год назад +14

    This is simultaneously the best and worst episode I’ve ever seen and I love it

  • @snickidy6947
    @snickidy6947 Год назад +39

    this is the content we need in the offseason

  • @JustOneAsbesto
    @JustOneAsbesto Год назад +11

    Dove vs Dove in the title.
    She really is her own worst enemy.

  • @ryans23252
    @ryans23252 Год назад +13

    Ash is a Will Ferrell character

  • @MidwestArtMan
    @MidwestArtMan Год назад +10

    I like to think his mail order bride got lost in the mail. Like she's just been chilling in the FedEx break room because she lost her shipping address.

  • @macblastoff7700
    @macblastoff7700 Год назад +6

    The irony of Jomboi commenting about Baggage making ADD her baggage and then forgetting what he was saying about the previous contestant's baggage...🤣

  • @yourewrong154
    @yourewrong154 Год назад +16

    Daria dad was wildly on point

  • @denistuohy2535
    @denistuohy2535 Год назад +22

    14:00 this has to be one of the most bizarre trash talking segments ever on the show.
    Side note, I think Ash wanted Dove they seemed to have really good chemistry in the introduction.
    Last side note, Ash is just a younger version of current Biden 22:40 tell me they don’t sound exactly the same and make the exact same facial expressions.

  • @seantimmons5900
    @seantimmons5900 Год назад +8

    "But look at the results..."
    "Mehhhh."
    Game over, Johnny.

  • @mdkittleson33
    @mdkittleson33 Год назад +5

    Unintentional hilarious joke that made me spit take all over my laptop… “It’s kinda fu¢ked up of baggage to make A.D.D her baggage. Kinda sends the wrong message umm………what was I going to say”

  • @uitcp3
    @uitcp3 Год назад +21

    He’s like norm mcdonalds worst cousin

  • @mattk2740
    @mattk2740 Год назад +12

    I’m not gonna lie to ya, this episode is hilarious!

  • @tylerjohnson2377
    @tylerjohnson2377 Год назад +14

    Walmart Brand Josh Brolin

    • @funforalgernon
      @funforalgernon Год назад +3

      Walmart Josh Brolin with a dash of 1990s Dan Patrick

  • @17thknight
    @17thknight Год назад +7

    "It was her and an animal"
    Lmfao wtf Jake

  • @FasterOstrich
    @FasterOstrich Год назад +10

    I was thinking of an empty bathtub as well

  • @cbm3
    @cbm3 Год назад +12

    This episode feels like what I would dream if I fell asleep to Watchin Baggage.

  • @chaz4544
    @chaz4544 Год назад +4

    The twist of his baggage being a mail order bride and her actually being pro-mail order bride is why baggage is GOATed

  • @JonnyDrama1000
    @JonnyDrama1000 Год назад +7

    He looks like a televangelist

  • @smithryansmith
    @smithryansmith Год назад +10

    Title is a bit misleading because:
    Spoiler:
    It's the same girl.

  • @justinlatini4725
    @justinlatini4725 Год назад +6

    I don’t even know what to say about this episode.
    A good bit of the baggage wasn’t even a big deal, and this guy was SO WEIRD. I can tell he’s someone who I would meet somewhere and after talking to him for a minute, I would just think “What is wrong with this dude?” and walk away.

  • @Cheapiebeepie
    @Cheapiebeepie Год назад +3

    This episode was such a hot trash dumpster fire I couldn’t stop laughing. I never saw anything coming.

  • @OvieKovy
    @OvieKovy Год назад +5

    I loved Designated Hitter

  • @CRneu
    @CRneu Год назад +8

    Ash is literally the worst. It's like he never realized 1994 ended. The more he talks the less likable he is. Holy crap.
    Also Jimmy, the mail order thing is way more common than people think. I had the same realization you did but a few years ago when in a span of like 3 weeks multiple older guys I knew told me about how they participate in that stuff. Since then I've met a lot more guys that do/did it. Basically, take any older single guy in the US that has some disposable income and there's a solid chance they'd paid foreign women for companionship(friendship or sex). It blew me away.

  • @TheSane182
    @TheSane182 Год назад +2

    I love the reactions in this one. I remember laughing so hard when it came out and it happened again I laughed so hard! Please make up more backstories if you can! Thanks guys!

  • @johnanator11
    @johnanator11 Год назад +4

    Every one of these guys look like sports stars in a universe without pro sports

  • @bg2e
    @bg2e Год назад +2

    This guy plays a David Hasselhoff look alike at weddings.

  • @mainearchy2936
    @mainearchy2936 Год назад +8

    This so far is the most awkward baggage episode. Everyone one here is acting very strange but no one can put their finger on it which makes it even more awkward.

  • @asdfaeou
    @asdfaeou Год назад +14

    This guy seems to have a panic every time he has to answer a question/make a decision.

  • @vinnynyy18
    @vinnynyy18 Год назад +2

    I think it's safe to say that NOBODY had Ash as a longshoreman.

    • @vinnynyy18
      @vinnynyy18 Год назад

      Update: Wow this guy really sucked lol

  • @dropkickthepunk529
    @dropkickthepunk529 Год назад +1

    We need more baggage! Let’s goooo JOMBOY media!

  • @CadChamberlain
    @CadChamberlain Год назад +3

    I mean I know its common knowledge but Jerry is absolutely diesel, its like he doesn't miss

  • @georgestiles2867
    @georgestiles2867 Год назад +4

    I think im into D.H.

  • @dcsoda1
    @dcsoda1 Год назад +2

    In what world would you assume there’s water in that bathtub holy shit

  • @patrickmurnane5026
    @patrickmurnane5026 Год назад +1

    Jerry and the ladies carried this show

  • @Fly-The-W
    @Fly-The-W Год назад +2

    Best start to the day!!
    Edit: A few min in and this guy seems like he thinks he's cooler than he is.
    Jimmy's sitcom dad guess feels 100% on point lmao.
    Shaping up for a good ep😅
    One of the more wild ep
    😂

  • @BlameNixon
    @BlameNixon 5 месяцев назад

    Jake Morgendorffer might be the most on point reference.
    edit: "Two cubes. Not one, not three, but two"

  • @queef_latif
    @queef_latif Год назад +1

    Also thought no water in the tub when I first heard it

  • @wirebug42
    @wirebug42 Год назад +2

    You guys missed an amazing AWFUL HUG, my god. Man went over-under arms and that was the least of it.

  • @fitshamer
    @fitshamer Год назад +2

    i get mad Norm Macdonald vibes from Ash

  • @PimpMacSlickBac
    @PimpMacSlickBac Год назад

    DUDE. Just before Jimmy was going into it, I thought exactly the same thing. Like we had the thought at the same time, and for me it was when Jerry reminded us of Ash's job and location. Dude is going back to the docks in Philly after being on this show... That was pretty cool linear thinking with ol Jomboy

  • @historyboss1775
    @historyboss1775 Год назад +2

    I would MARRY a woman named Designated Hitter

  • @billym3365
    @billym3365 Год назад +2

    Jerry did great in this ep

  • @GerritCoulter
    @GerritCoulter Год назад +2

    79 Jerries

  • @dwhitt15
    @dwhitt15 2 месяца назад

    That guy should've been on 90 Day Fiance getting fleeced like that by the mail order bride

  • @LeightonWallis
    @LeightonWallis Год назад

    Guy looks like Will Farrell. "What do I do with my hands!?"

  • @danielc2545
    @danielc2545 Год назад +2

    Ash kinda giving me Scuffed Paul O'Neill vibes

  • @jimjuly6074
    @jimjuly6074 Год назад +1

    I was no water. That’s crazy.

  • @MidwestArtMan
    @MidwestArtMan Год назад +1

    I've never seen a purple jacket like that outside of a video game. It's in a lot of video games, though.

  • @CadChamberlain
    @CadChamberlain Год назад +2

    DH is an absolutely outrageous initals to use as a first name. I dont think i've ever seen anyone even go by an initial with an H. Even HD is outrageous and that initial already exists.

  • @patrickmurnane5026
    @patrickmurnane5026 Год назад

    5:24 I'm with you Jake

  • @stamfordson
    @stamfordson Год назад +1

    This would be a great show to watch on mushrooms

  • @DRChupacabrah
    @DRChupacabrah Год назад +1

    this geek blew it, obviously DH was the best option

  • @moniemaker27
    @moniemaker27 Год назад

    Plz bring back watchin’

  • @valerieschoen7494
    @valerieschoen7494 Год назад +2

    Ash has a head like an Easter Island statue. No offense.

  • @RememberRaven
    @RememberRaven Год назад

    Appreciate the quick Citizen Cope line!

  • @davidwalker3626
    @davidwalker3626 Год назад

    21:10 lmao, so hilarious

  • @ND8215
    @ND8215 Год назад +1

    just realized the video title refers to the same person

  • @laprofessorapai
    @laprofessorapai 2 месяца назад +1

    So the dude got scammed, but now he's throwing away his money so she can spend hours at a salon to flirt with young boys. Two losers there

  • @ryanfritz8903
    @ryanfritz8903 Год назад

    What episode of the show is this? Never seen this one

  • @5lanediver
    @5lanediver Год назад +1

    sometime they gotta not do the switcherooo. that would be the real surprise!

  • @bamadave11
    @bamadave11 Год назад

    Getting us with that title

  • @ravenalexis3280
    @ravenalexis3280 Год назад

    D. H. Lawrence is a famous English writer

  • @quinnhowell359
    @quinnhowell359 Год назад

    I bet D.H stands for Dorothy Hamill

  • @SHowland114
    @SHowland114 Год назад +7

    You’re being too hard on the guy. Yes he’s a big dumb guy but he seems pretty genuine and ok he got scammed.

  • @hermunkulus
    @hermunkulus Год назад +3

    Good choice. I don't see any serious red flags with Sandra. Communication is different everywhere (the "friendly" stereotype for the south) and her ex was...well an ex.
    As for the salon thing? Well, I'm a guy, but isn't it common for most women to do that? I'm a bit surprised she accepted his baggage. Interesting episode.

    • @Cheapiebeepie
      @Cheapiebeepie Год назад +1

      Yeah, especially after his piece of crap response to “but look at the result!”. I think she just decided she was going to “win” or something? People get competitive on these kinds of shows.

  • @CircusofPython
    @CircusofPython Год назад

    This man looks like the 43rd president.

  • @lukesellers9245
    @lukesellers9245 Год назад

    Calling him middle aged Steve was a great call

  • @BxxDub
    @BxxDub Год назад

    0:02 you bastards...
    you win again

  • @Lillbimbo
    @Lillbimbo Год назад +1

    packed bag = good joke!

  • @itscebby8882
    @itscebby8882 Год назад +1

    How do they get the absolute worst people to do these shows? The one lady had two of her bosses take advantage of her but she's the one seen as having the most baggage when it seems that her bosses were pretty inappropriate in the work place to her? That's messed up dude.

  • @nicholaso4302
    @nicholaso4302 Год назад

    I used to get black out drunk and sleep in the tub and just trickle the water a little cuz I loved the smell of it helped me not puke lol

  • @kirkanos3968
    @kirkanos3968 Год назад

    Wait Wait i thought jimmy watched The Wire how did he not know what a longshoremen does, guess he never made it too the 2nd season such a same dam great show

  • @ryonotrio6904
    @ryonotrio6904 Год назад +1

    Dude got scammed and still doesn't know it lmao

  • @allenwalsh1180
    @allenwalsh1180 7 месяцев назад

    Longshoreman. His job is beach.

  • @jdub36
    @jdub36 5 месяцев назад

    Jerry HATED that guy

  • @RockyMtnRebecca
    @RockyMtnRebecca 7 месяцев назад

    Another show you have introduced to me.... never heard of this shit. lol I avoided Springer.

  • @zachbrobst9473
    @zachbrobst9473 Год назад

    American author, D.H. Lawrence

  • @bonjonbovii
    @bonjonbovii Год назад

    Dude looks like Thanos

  • @koreysimon
    @koreysimon Год назад +1

    lol Jimmy being mad giving off real creeper vibes

  • @LegionOfEclaires
    @LegionOfEclaires Год назад

    His baggage isn't that bad honestly, especially in the modern era where the internet is obviously prevalent throughout the world. Now you can take it as a, he's bad at dating or even getting dates so he resorted to online dating and yeah that could be a redflag.
    He could have played it off like, at that time he was interested in meeting someone from another country and that that would be cool to try dating someone from abroad. If he played this hand, I don't anyone would have found it that weird.

  • @mylifeisawant1215
    @mylifeisawant1215 Год назад +1

    Great episode, shit felt fake

  • @hendog5396
    @hendog5396 10 месяцев назад

    "I have ADD"
    BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

  • @queef_latif
    @queef_latif Год назад

    I went to school with an M.E. Short for Martha ellen…. Weird

  • @5lanediver
    @5lanediver Год назад

    very weird crowd

  • @rokka222
    @rokka222 Год назад +1

    baggage baby...don't go into your next date bloind!

  • @charleshess3764
    @charleshess3764 Год назад

    i ask myself frequently with this show how the contestants actually made it on the show. Ash dosent seem like the type ot be seeking this stuff out lol

  • @TMHF
    @TMHF Год назад

    Lost*

  • @RockyMtnRebecca
    @RockyMtnRebecca 7 месяцев назад

    A massage twice a week? Seriously?

  • @PowderCaptain
    @PowderCaptain Год назад

    How many Jerrys? 77 for me.

  • @yeahokaywhathuh
    @yeahokaywhathuh Год назад

    69 weird Jerry's

  • @wilbert3842
    @wilbert3842 Год назад +1

    This guy looks and acts like a XBOX360 NPC

  • @Lamb318
    @Lamb318 Год назад

    Awful episode of baggage. GREAT episode of watchin’ baggage