🤣 I had 3 little doorsteps! In the mall, Christmas shopping, all walking, none school age. I look down and THERE'S ONLY TWO!!! I nearly had a heart attack....until I realized the 3rd one was on my hip! 🙄
@@bluliite I can relate to that! I'm ADHD and retirement age. I've lost my phone in the yard several times so I'm paranoid about it. A few months ago, I spent an hour looking for my phone....it was in my pocket!
Watching this while getting ready for work at 5a.m I haven't smiled this hard in so long. God Bless this Queen and her beautiful family. Thank you for making us laugh 🙂
That sounds delightful. I have a nephew and he's been such a blessing to me. I love it whenever he comes over, just staring at him puts a smile on my face. He's just beautiful 😂
Yeah!! I was 43, in Hawaii on my honeymoon, and I got pregnant with twins. I don’t even know how it happened lol. Twins don’t run in our families. We were 1st time parents too at 43 and 47. We were planning on traveling and possibly living abroad for a couple of years. It has been hilarious, sleepless and fun all at the same time. Family adventures are a blast! 😂😂😂
Oh man, this hit my heart. My mom got pregnant at 38 with twins (my sis and I) and my dad is also a twin. I'm now 31 and I'm so hoping to make that third strike and have twins too. This whole show is so wholesome, I absolutely love it! I laughed so much through this that I hope I didn't wake my neighbors, lol.
@@SundayMourningLove Thanks! Trust me if your mom brought twins and your dad is a twin I can say there is a high chance you will get twins. Do you have a child already? I am 35 and still looking for a husband. Hopefully soon!!!😊
Love it. 42 years old when I had my third. Big difference from 32 year old and 42 year parenting style…. Yes…. That park is always broken!!! Ok…. Maybe not always. Lol. Thank you for the laughs. May God continue to bless you with more laughter.
Yeah, had a child at 41. Everyone thinks you're the grandparent. You're at kindergartens and looking at the other parents thinking, 'these people are wwaayy to young to have kids!' 22 looks like 12. My daughter insisted I play on the playground with her. Here I am this 47 year old going down the slide and monkey bars. None of the other parents were doing that.
Have fun and do it anyway! Who cares what anyone else thinks! They’re probably jealous they don’t have the guts to do it! All that matters are those memories with your child!
I was 37. Yeah, giving birth to one's own grandchild is hard. I heard grandparents saying grandkids are great, because the parents come get the kids...NO one has come for this yet...in 17 years. 😏
@@dgeneeknapp3168 Time goes by fast. See already graduating from high school. I blinked my eyes and she just turned 28 this week. Living in another state, so I don't see her much. 😥
@@jadedstar7442 you're not kidding. I'd make her 7 again, if I could. I now understand my poor mom crying like a baby the morning they dropped me off to join the air force. I thought it was funny then. I don't now.
I delivered our Tornado Trio at 49!! I'm 63 and they just started High School. Everyone said "they'll keep you young". I said "or Kill Us!" and so far they are "Killing Us!". They are a total miracle and the best thing that every happened to us. Thanks for putting our chaotic life in comedy form...because it's all true!
Believe it or not she trains social workers as well from being a stand up comic and she is a very gracious women with a plethora of knowledge🙏love her!
As a mom of 4 kids(thankfully only one set of twins. I confirm. Siurprised the tummy wars weren't discussed. My twins use to always kick each other when I was pregnant. How do you stop that kind of fight? All you can do is curl up and try not to hurl
I did a lot of practicing alone. My mom wasn’t happy about it at all. I knew I would have an older brother on the outside and he would get karate while I would be only offered ballet. Both involved high kicks but for different reasons.
She is amazing even though she scared the crud out of me. Everything she said is so true. I have been single and praying that God would bring someone into my life, but my daughter is 18 and this baby factory is closed! I am too close to 40 to start all over again. She gives me hope though that it is not too late to find someone.
I had a customer come through my drive thru 7 months pregnant. She was also expecting her second grandchild. I said "Honey! You know that quarantine was supposed to keep you out of trouble, right?" We had a good laugh. Just remember everyone! Only around 30% of people are planned. Everyone else tends to be a oopsie 🤣 I know I am!
I'm in a generational line has always had kids late. My daughters great grandmother was born in 1917, her mother was born in 1887, my dad was born in 1960 and I was born 1986. Now 26 is about perfect in my opinion and my dad was the youngest in the line. I was 35 when I had my daughter. It's funny how things work out. Everyone has thier time and each one has its benefits and downsides. Within my family is an anomaly. My aunt is a great grandmother in her late 50s or early 60s. Not sure when in the 60s she was born. How nice is it to be able to take a picture with 4 generations and potentially hit 5 generations at once! In my direct line we would have loved to meet or be old enough just to meet our great grandparent.
My husband's grandmother became a great great grandmother through her oldest daughter. Then her oldest grandson, (not my husband), oldest great granddaughter. I was so glad to get a photo of them together! 👏👍👍😀
I was 44 with a 1st grader, and the exhaustion was incredible...I mean it's 8 year's younger and only one kid, but I was home schooling...soooo yeah, I was feeling 54.
Right here. Waited for God to bring me my spouse. Thought he did.....not sure what happened there.....exactly. I DO have two sets of beautiful twins. Could NOT be more thankful. God is awesome. Love this comedian. MORE from Lisa Gilbert PLEASE! >
I had my twins at 37, now they're 8 and I'm 45, girl, I feel this to my core. I'm always apologizing that they have an old, fat mom.Suddenly, in our town our local city parks only have specific hours, due to covid. Sometimes they're not open at all due to staffing issues. If you see the opportunity to use covid to your advantage, DO IT!!
That happened to a friend of mine - they were trying for a boy, which would have been their 4th...she was in her 40s too - triplets...you're more likely to get multiples when you're older
I wonder if she changes out her "favorite children" bit just so each kid will always either think they were the favorite or guess they were the favorite. 😳💜👍✌🤔keep them on their toes.🤣
Look up Erma Bombeck- one of her writings- she tells the story of a lady who died- 3 sons- left each a note telling why Each one was her favorite. Overheard at her funeral 2 ladies " Its a shame about___; She left them boys NOTHING!" IMO she left them a LOT!
🤣 I had 3 little doorsteps! In the mall, Christmas shopping, all walking, none school age. I look down and THERE'S ONLY TWO!!! I nearly had a heart attack....until I realized the 3rd one was on my hip! 🙄
Hilarious
I do this all the time with my phone lol
@@bluliite I can relate to that! I'm ADHD and retirement age. I've lost my phone in the yard several times so I'm paranoid about it. A few months ago, I spent an hour looking for my phone....it was in my pocket!
Lisa Gilbert is quite funny. Triplets are difficult at any age. I'm glad she's found the humor in it.. good for her.
Watching this while getting ready for work at 5a.m I haven't smiled this hard in so long. God Bless this Queen and her beautiful family. Thank you for making us laugh 🙂
I literally do the same thing every morning!!!! ❤️❤️❤️
@@katiemorrie1463 I like starting my day off with laughter. The news is too heavy these past few years. Laughing is soooo underrated
That sounds delightful. I have a nephew and he's been such a blessing to me. I love it whenever he comes over, just staring at him puts a smile on my face. He's just beautiful 😂
Yeah!! I was 43, in Hawaii on my honeymoon, and I got pregnant with twins. I don’t even know how it happened lol. Twins don’t run in our families. We were 1st time parents too at 43 and 47. We were planning on traveling and possibly living abroad for a couple of years. It has been hilarious, sleepless and fun all at the same time. Family adventures are a blast! 😂😂😂
😂😂🤣🤣🤣 cool!
As you age, the chance of conceiving multiples increases.
Don't tell me that!!!!!
@@9andrea0 Wow, I had no idea. I wish I would have known😂😂. But we wouldn’t change a thing. We’re experiencing life in such a different way now.
@@ayemiksenoj5254 It’s true 😂😂
What a funny lady!! The humor of raising triplets was hilarious!! Would love to see her again!!
God bless this funny lady and her family. Enjoyed this a lot.
She's a naturally funny person and she seems to be fun to be around 🤣
🤣 I understand... I almost took a nap in an MRI machine. No joke. I have 4 kids.
So funny! As an older mom with littles, I feel this so much! And there are definitely times when the park is “broken”. 😂
Very funnnny !!!
Oh man, this hit my heart. My mom got pregnant at 38 with twins (my sis and I) and my dad is also a twin. I'm now 31 and I'm so hoping to make that third strike and have twins too. This whole show is so wholesome, I absolutely love it! I laughed so much through this that I hope I didn't wake my neighbors, lol.
Good luck getting twins!!😊❤
Twins are so blessed! And what a blessing it would be to have twins! Good luck to you! I hope you get what you want❣️
@@SundayMourningLove Thanks! Trust me if your mom brought twins and your dad is a twin I can say there is a high chance you will get twins. Do you have a child already? I am 35 and still looking for a husband. Hopefully soon!!!😊
@@Sara86A ykokk
Update us when you hit that third strike 😂😂
Love it. 42 years old when I had my third. Big difference from 32 year old and 42 year parenting style…. Yes…. That park is always broken!!! Ok…. Maybe not always. Lol. Thank you for the laughs. May God continue to bless you with more laughter.
LisaG: "Honey we're having triplets"
Husband: "Are they all mine:
Me: 😆😆🤦🏾♀️
Yeah, had a child at 41. Everyone thinks you're the grandparent. You're at kindergartens and looking at the other parents thinking, 'these people are wwaayy to young to have kids!' 22 looks like 12. My daughter insisted I play on the playground with her. Here I am this 47 year old going down the slide and monkey bars. None of the other parents were doing that.
Have fun and do it anyway! Who cares what anyone else thinks! They’re probably jealous they don’t have the guts to do it! All that matters are those memories with your child!
@@mrsr003 I did. You're not as limber though.
I was 37. Yeah, giving birth to one's own grandchild is hard. I heard grandparents saying grandkids are great, because the parents come get the kids...NO one has come for this yet...in 17 years. 😏
@@dgeneeknapp3168 Time goes by fast. See already graduating from high school. I blinked my eyes and she just turned 28 this week. Living in another state, so I don't see her much. 😥
@@jadedstar7442 you're not kidding. I'd make her 7 again, if I could. I now understand my poor mom crying like a baby the morning they dropped me off to join the air force. I thought it was funny then. I don't now.
I delivered our Tornado Trio at 49!! I'm 63 and they just started High School. Everyone said "they'll keep you young". I said "or Kill Us!" and so far they are "Killing Us!". They are a total miracle and the best thing that every happened to us. Thanks for putting our chaotic life in comedy form...because it's all true!
I always joked to my husband that if we had triplets, the third can be raised by wolves or monks as I only had enough “room” to feed two, lol.
Hahaha
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Lol
This lady is genuinely funny! 🤣🤣🤣
Love her! ❤️❤️❤️. Respect! 😊
My brother in law is 50 and has three kids that hasn't started kindergarten yet...lol but he's married to a 29 year old.
Why is your sister married to a 50 year old?
"I don't know what to do. Play dead." I'm dying!!!!!
Yeah, we started our family at forty. We tired . . .
Sometimes- "Why did we do THIS to ourselves?"
Rest of time " Thank You Lord Jesus!"
Oh my gosh, how funny is she!?! Fantastic.
Lisa you are amazing! Can't wait to see more of you!
Dry Bar should franchise. I love watching these specials but I'd love to go see them in person!
Love Lisa! One of my favorites😆
Believe it or not she trains social workers as well from being a stand up comic and she is a very gracious women with a plethora of knowledge🙏love her!
God BLESS her!! As an “older” mother, it’s HARD, but there is NOTHING greater!💖💖 What a beautiful lady!!
Very very funny!!! Loved this set so much! Would love to see more of Lisa. Please post more videos like this one!
"Whipping around the mall like I got a husky team". "PEOPLE BE ASKING ME MY RATES!" I lost it!!!😂🤣😅😆 Peed my shorts! BRB 😉
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 yes!!!
As a mom of 4 kids(thankfully only one set of twins. I confirm. Siurprised the tummy wars weren't discussed. My twins use to always kick each other when I was pregnant. How do you stop that kind of fight? All you can do is curl up and try not to hurl
I did a lot of practicing alone. My mom wasn’t happy about it at all. I knew I would have an older brother on the outside and he would get karate while I would be only offered ballet. Both involved high kicks but for different reasons.
Ohmygosh! Lol. That’s something I’ve never thought about! I’ve felt the kicks with one baby in there but ..!!!!
Wow ! Funny ! I guess when you’re pregnant with twins or triplets, or more (!) this stuff writes itself !!
I love her! I would love a full hour special
You, ma’am, are a breath of fresh are quite funny! Thank you for those laughs!
She is amazing even though she scared the crud out of me. Everything she said is so true. I have been single and praying that God would bring someone into my life, but my daughter is 18 and this baby factory is closed! I am too close to 40 to start all over again. She gives me hope though that it is not too late to find someone.
I had a customer come through my drive thru 7 months pregnant. She was also expecting her second grandchild. I said "Honey! You know that quarantine was supposed to keep you out of trouble, right?" We had a good laugh.
Just remember everyone! Only around 30% of people are planned. Everyone else tends to be a oopsie 🤣 I know I am!
@@Good.Morning.Petty.Potatoes wow. Thirty percent! Had no idea. Glad that you seem to still have been delighted in by your parents!!
Oh my gosh I love you sister!🤗🤗 God bless you!!!
I'm in a generational line has always had kids late. My daughters great grandmother was born in 1917, her mother was born in 1887, my dad was born in 1960 and I was born 1986. Now 26 is about perfect in my opinion and my dad was the youngest in the line. I was 35 when I had my daughter. It's funny how things work out. Everyone has thier time and each one has its benefits and downsides. Within my family is an anomaly. My aunt is a great grandmother in her late 50s or early 60s. Not sure when in the 60s she was born. How nice is it to be able to take a picture with 4 generations and potentially hit 5 generations at once! In my direct line we would have loved to meet or be old enough just to meet our great grandparent.
My husband's grandmother became a great great grandmother through her oldest daughter. Then her oldest grandson, (not my husband), oldest great granddaughter. I was so glad to get a photo of them together! 👏👍👍😀
Beautiful voice by the way! 💖👍🌻🎼🎵🎶🥰
As a single Christian lady, this was hilarious and inspiring at the same time. 🤣😁🙏🏽💯🙂
Girl, same here. 😏
Me 3 !
She is actually funny lols
John 14:14. "If you ask anything in my name, I will do it." I come into agreement with you
Single u say.... 🤔
Love it! Drybar compensating me for not being able to afford therapy once again. Thank you!
"We got kicked out of Walmart" I haven't laughed that hard in a bit
Pregnant at 40? With triplets? Yeah, that’s gold medal stuff right there. . .
She said 44
She is great, loving her humour, very funny, and kids stuff ain't even up my alley, that is how you know she is good👍👏👏
Yes she is a funny lady! Watched her first special many times!!!
She’s Awesome!!! 😂 same age, but my four are spread out over a decade. Dealing with ALL different things at the same time. Loved this set!
That’s amazing what a story! And you made it funny! Keep shining!
Love ya Woman! God Bless ya and family
I'm going to start using your phrase..."IT'S BROKEN" 🤣
Quite funny. Kids are a great source of comedy.
Shes one of the best on DryBar!.
God in comedy seems to be rare. God bless this woman and her family!
I love her so much on a deep and spiritual level. 🤣
Love her comedy lol she's great!!
She is a Queen fo show!😉😎
As a Mother of Twins. I can relate to all of this 😅
That woman is hilarious!! 🤣😂🤣
nice singing voice
Ok this is one of my top favorites in Dry Bar Comedy 😂😅
I was 44 with a 1st grader, and the exhaustion was incredible...I mean it's 8 year's younger and only one kid, but I was home schooling...soooo yeah, I was feeling 54.
I'm 42 with a kindergartner. You're not alone! He's so sweet and fun though. Most of the time... 🤣
Why can't we like things multiple times 🤣
OMG! She nails it! Wonderful stuff….i am roflmao!
Lol she is 😂hilarious. Love her
Right here. Waited for God to bring me my spouse. Thought he did.....not sure what happened there.....exactly.
I DO have two sets of beautiful twins. Could NOT be more thankful. God is awesome.
Love this comedian. MORE from Lisa Gilbert PLEASE!
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9:48 I was waiting for her to go from sexual healing to 🎶 Baby Shark do-do-do-do-da-do! 🎶 or even 🎶 Fruit Salad! 🎶🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭😭
She is a fantastic and funny lady.
She deserves respect and her kids better recognize.
You don't deserve to get respect for getting knocked up. You deserve respect for raising good people
@@martinsmith5520 she is. What is your point?
As a mother and a abuela it's funny how the ages of the children have grown. I so can relate with a lot of this.
52 with first graders. Yeeowch!
My fear come to life.
Bless this woman!
That was great and I do not envy her raising children in this day and age. God bless her and her family.
She's funny...😂😂💥💥💪💪
Very, very funny. Amazing.
She is a natural! I loved this routine and wantedtohearmore.
thanks for the laughs may abba father continue to bless you
Yas Queen I love you your Amazing comedian I laughed the whole time 😂🤣
I loved this after a long azz day of working with grumpy people. Love laughing!!!🤣😅😂
Brilliant 😂❤️
My neighbor got pregnant with Triplets at 38 her husband was 59. HE came over after he found out and ask me to borrow a gun, lol
Oof.
Are they still alive? 😬
Yeah, that's.....hilarious😕
Oh my!! There were parts in this that I busted a gut!😂😂😂🎉💥 Nicely done, Lisa👍👍💃💃
She's delightful. More please!
Dorito dust!!!😄
Hilarious and delightful! Thank you!
Chuck E. Cheese.
One thing that reconciles me to getting old? The knowledge that I never have to go to *that place* ever again.
"Y E S we've Cookies" 😅 ..give the woman a break
Omg this is my story. I was 40, new husband, pregnant with triplets.
Hope all is well
She’s great!!
I want t-shirts with her lines. 😂😂 How dare you be this funny? Showed my family, we now have running jokes. Huge thanks. ❤🎉
She has a great voice!
Loved her!😂
Good time, very natural comic!
She is hilarious!!
I had my twins at 37, now they're 8 and I'm 45, girl, I feel this to my core. I'm always apologizing that they have an old, fat mom.Suddenly, in our town our local city parks only have specific hours, due to covid. Sometimes they're not open at all due to staffing issues. If you see the opportunity to use covid to your advantage, DO IT!!
My daughter wants twins.... calls it BOGO!!! Whaaaat!!!
I love her!!!!!! She is soon funny!!!!
Hilarious 😂 😂😂😂
Multiples are more common when you’re older😊
Hilarious 😆❤️
God bless her lol i would like 2 hear more jokes from her
AWSOME show! Very funny👏
GOD Bless you & your Loved ones🙏💝
This was so surprisingly good. She is hilarious 😂
Good show, lady!
Wonderfully funny! Even after you’re totally in sync with her style, her zingers are still a surprise, and a very funny surprise at that!
That happened to a friend of mine - they were trying for a boy, which would have been their 4th...she was in her 40s too - triplets...you're more likely to get multiples when you're older
Why do y'all keep saying that!!! Shhhh🤫🤫
@@ayemiksenoj5254 ok....🤐👶👶🏽👶🏾
@@zebradivine, thank you 🤣🤣🤣🤣
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@ayemiksenoj5254 NOT saying it doesn't make it any less true!!
I wonder if she changes out her "favorite children" bit just so each kid will always either think they were the favorite or guess they were the favorite. 😳💜👍✌🤔keep them on their toes.🤣
Look up Erma Bombeck- one of her writings- she tells the story of a lady who died- 3 sons- left each a note telling why Each one was her favorite.
Overheard at her funeral 2 ladies " Its a shame about___; She left them boys NOTHING!"
IMO she left them a LOT!
Gurl I love you! I was cracking up!!!