I thought he would end the set saying "and then she served my dad sandwich, on a paper towel, and the breads did not line up"...coz most MOTHERS are also someone's WIFE
The other thing is the generational difference… she’s probably a better wife to her husband too just because women were overall more nurturing back in the days. But us millennials for example, we weren’t exactly raised to take care of a house, a husband, and kids. We were raised to focus on getting good careers and making good money. If we end up sacrificing that for family later on it actually feels depressing sadly. So we will be resentful and make sandwiches with anger. 😂
@@Ummmaryameesa well said.. and i agree with you completely. I also think that if the husbands appreciate the wife for making a sandwich the way they appreciate their mom, they would actually get better sandwiches at home and then some more good things ;) As husbands and wives we must do our duty, irrespective of the appreciation. But for a long time, men gave up their part while expecting women to keep doing theirs. Which women of my mom's generation did. But now it's like - give to get..and when you give , you will get more than you imagined.
I'm Puerto Rican American female, we were taught how to cook, clean. My 2 brothers learned how to sew buttons on shirts and cook. No one was allowed to be lazy.
@@jesusmontez3156 I understand that hun. For a lot of my family it was toxic masculinity for the boys/ men then the forced femininity for the girls/ women. None of those behaviors benefit anyone. I do consider myself lucky to be a 3rd generation Athesit though.
As a white carpenter I hear this all the time from my coworkers. " you should've married a Mexican woman Dylan!" My wife is amazing though she cleans and does laundry, I have a skin condition that makes folding clothes a real pain in the ass but yet I can build anything with wood no irritation ( go figure) I am the bread winner but my wife makes good money too. I do cook alot though. I guess what I'm getting at is there's no way your marriage is gonna make it if you have her do EVERYTHING and WORK. If my wife didn't work I would fully expect her to do EVERYTHING at the house. But since she works and helps me out with our bills I'm not gonna be barking at her heels to get shit done at the house. Gotta learn how to pick your battles fellas lol
I hate everything you said. Cuz it’s true . If they work , you have to do the house work. Laundry is the only thing I am not allowed to do since I mess up the clothes.
25 years ago my colonel's wife told a room full of young lieutenants this advice, and I share it with every newly married guy I meet. Your sex life is directly related to how much cooking and cleaning you do in the relationship. . . . . discuss. . . . .
Rubbish!!! There are many simp husbands who do plenty of housework and can’t get laid because the wife takes advantage. If you want your wife to respect you then you have to be the Alpha who makes a good living and demands respect. Being a door mat doesn’t do anything for your sex life!
Love my mom. But if a man expects wife to spoon feed her husband like a mother, then he needs a nurse or needs to live with mother. Not a wife. Marriage is a partnership, with equal responsibilities in house work as well as finances.
He ain't wrong....But they forget that next to a household and taking care of our husband we have full-time jobs, we go to the gym (to stay healthy and look good), have other hobbies and interests....and no man has been born incapable of helping out or share some chores....
I just don’t understand. My husband doesn’t have any hobbies nor works out yet he’s “too busy” to help around in the house and the yard always looks half ass. Yet I work, clean the house, take care of the beds outside, have hobbies, and make sure I’m not letting myself go. Men aren’t expected to do anything but exist unfortunately and there’s not shame associated with their laziness. They get cute jokes.
My wife is a stay home mom. I get home and I hear....."your turn to babysit." Dang, can't I sit down and have a beer first? I don't even like drinking beer....and no beer in the house
Okay but is he a jack of all trades? Mexican guys nowadays complain how "they don't make them how they used to" but yet they don't know how to do shit either. My dad's the plumber, gardener, electrician, carpenter, mechanic... Tell me how many guys can say that?
My friend (ROBERTO) growing up mother would do so much for him, it was amazing even as a child to see. I asked my mother why she didn’t do those things. My mom said, you’re @$#KING crazy? If you think I’m doing all that for. Then for minutes she continued to tell me the things so was no longer going to do for. Let’s see how hard you life is know. She never washed my clothes again. Showed me how the washer and dryer worked. I was 5 maybe 6 standing on a milk create. Roberto’s mom still to this day makes lunch for him every Saturday, watching his kids 5 days a week, and yes cleans his house. Also she to doesn’t like his wife at all. The only difference is she takes the lunch to Jail. Roberto murdered three people over a drug deal. To her, he’s still her little boy. I’m still envious of that, and I’m cool with that. See you in 2165 Roberto.
His wife is just like my teen daughter who makes plain sandwiches on a paper towel so she doesn't get a dish dirty. And yes, we are also Mexican American. I am American but I am like his mom.
That's the problem with men. Most men (not all) are so mommisbois and attached to their mommas that they get married while still seeking momma-love. That's why they expect their wives to take care of them and their children as if the children were only their momma's responsibility. Then, women suffer and get disappointed because they realize they didn't marry a man, but ended up adopting a baby that needs her care and nurturing. And men laugh make comedys about themselves being weak and mommisbois! And I go like "what the...?" Men really need to forgive their mommas, detach from her identity and return to the father. Society needs strong men, not more mommisbois who worship momma!
Once my dad in Germany saw a younger friend going to his home country to marry. My dad told him, there are many woman from your country in Germany why u don't take one of them already here in Germany? He replied to him: " uncle, the body is from our land, but the engine is German."
My husband tells me about how some of his Mexican co-workers wives get up with them in the morning to make them breakfast before work.....my response, well I guess you should've married a Mexican, but you didn't so this wife is sleeping in😂
Wow!! A manbaby innocently complaining that his new 'mom' doesn't pamper him as much as his old mom does. And both men and women in the audience laughing at this extemely hilarious joke like there is no tomorrow. How refreshing and progressive, my eyes and ears have been blessed.😌😊 I wouldn't even be surprised if I see him travelling back home in a baby stroller rather than a car or bus.😊
I thought he would end the set saying "and then she served my dad sandwich, on a paper towel, and the breads did not line up"...coz most MOTHERS are also someone's WIFE
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA that's a good punchline
The other thing is the generational difference… she’s probably a better wife to her husband too just because women were overall more nurturing back in the days. But us millennials for example, we weren’t exactly raised to take care of a house, a husband, and kids. We were raised to focus on getting good careers and making good money. If we end up sacrificing that for family later on it actually feels depressing sadly. So we will be resentful and make sandwiches with anger. 😂
@@Ummmaryameesa well said.. and i agree with you completely.
I also think that if the husbands appreciate the wife for making a sandwich the way they appreciate their mom, they would actually get better sandwiches at home and then some more good things ;)
As husbands and wives we must do our duty, irrespective of the appreciation. But for a long time, men gave up their part while expecting women to keep doing theirs. Which women of my mom's generation did.
But now it's like - give to get..and when you give , you will get more than you imagined.
I'm Puerto Rican American female, we were taught how to cook, clean. My 2 brothers learned how to sew buttons on shirts and cook. No one was allowed to be lazy.
Your parents need to be holding seminars for every man ever.
@@SleepingPrincessAurora Thank You! I did the same with my kids. 2 daughters and 1 son.
Growing up in a Mexican household was very toxic I had to teach myself how to cook.
@@jesusmontez3156 I understand that hun. For a lot of my family it was toxic masculinity for the boys/ men then the forced femininity for the girls/ women. None of those behaviors benefit anyone.
I do consider myself lucky to be a 3rd generation Athesit though.
That’s how I grew up too…..back in Guatemala
As a white carpenter I hear this all the time from my coworkers. " you should've married a Mexican woman Dylan!" My wife is amazing though she cleans and does laundry, I have a skin condition that makes folding clothes a real pain in the ass but yet I can build anything with wood no irritation ( go figure) I am the bread winner but my wife makes good money too. I do cook alot though. I guess what I'm getting at is there's no way your marriage is gonna make it if you have her do EVERYTHING and WORK. If my wife didn't work I would fully expect her to do EVERYTHING at the house. But since she works and helps me out with our bills I'm not gonna be barking at her heels to get shit done at the house. Gotta learn how to pick your battles fellas lol
Haha, good one.
That is so fair and awesome.
You sir are right.
I hate everything you said. Cuz it’s true . If they work , you have to do the house work. Laundry is the only thing I am not allowed to do since I mess up the clothes.
Respect!
When you're married...you don't pick the battle ..the battle picks YOU!
I listen to this set all the time it reminds me of the best times with my late spouse
I am sorry for your loss.
Sorry about that ❤
I'm so sorry for your loss.
GOD bless our mothers! Parents are the only people who love you unconditionally (I know there are exceptions BUT majority are selfless).
I am a mother and love my 3 teenagers unconditionallly.
Comments like these make me think of my mother and LMAO 🤣🤣🤣
so true.. may Allah bless all Mothers
@@Buthyful thanks. I am a mother of 3 teenagers and I love them.
@@Buthyful I have four children and they are unconditionally loved by Jesus Christ and their parents.
Everything about this has a bigO smile on my face..I LOVE MY MOM...
Mother's love is God's gift in one's life...
As a Mexican American i agree 100% they dont make them like they used to.👍
My husband calls his mom to make him a pancake!
Love your mom always 🥰
That last line, killed me!🤣
Haha my mom just said you can cook or learn
Am all in with the wife on this one! As funny as this is 😅😅
25 years ago my colonel's wife told a room full of young lieutenants this advice, and I share it with every newly married guy I meet. Your sex life is directly related to how much cooking and cleaning you do in the relationship. . . . . discuss. . . . .
No discussion required. 🤣🤣🤣
Rubbish!!! There are many simp husbands who do plenty of housework and can’t get laid because the wife takes advantage. If you want your wife to respect you then you have to be the Alpha who makes a good living and demands respect. Being a door mat doesn’t do anything for your sex life!
That's the truth.
Fabulouso is the aroma of a professional.
Fluffy guy better watch out, there’s a new vato in the barrio, guey!
"They don't make 'em like they used to"
Hahaaaaaaaaaa...
As to this day I also still come home to my mother cooking .
Love my mom.
But if a man expects wife to spoon feed her husband like a mother, then he needs a nurse or needs to live with mother. Not a wife.
Marriage is a partnership, with equal responsibilities in house work as well as finances.
But it’s funny ! And probably ex wife he’s talking about haha
Men takes care of finances and females takes care of home. Simple. When both parties work it ruins the power dynamics.
@@kingslayer0095 makes sense
You MUST be a woman.
@@sheffieldgeek I’m a man and I know the rights of a women. You don’t just “date” and have sex with them. You “marry” them and Take care of them.
Dude’s too damn funny 😂
He ain't wrong....But they forget that next to a household and taking care of our husband we have full-time jobs, we go to the gym (to stay healthy and look good), have other hobbies and interests....and no man has been born incapable of helping out or share some chores....
I just don’t understand. My husband doesn’t have any hobbies nor works out yet he’s “too busy” to help around in the house and the yard always looks half ass. Yet I work, clean the house, take care of the beds outside, have hobbies, and make sure I’m not letting myself go. Men aren’t expected to do anything but exist unfortunately and there’s not shame associated with their laziness. They get cute jokes.
My wife is a stay home mom. I get home and I hear....."your turn to babysit."
Dang, can't I sit down and have a beer first? I don't even like drinking beer....and no beer in the house
@@hangtime6743
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He is hilarious!! Omg….
You, you, you are fucking good man!
Man this guy funny asf , but this is so true
Okay but is he a jack of all trades? Mexican guys nowadays complain how "they don't make them how they used to" but yet they don't know how to do shit either. My dad's the plumber, gardener, electrician, carpenter, mechanic... Tell me how many guys can say that?
Yea it goes both way tell us something new
He is a ferry good comedian lol😁😁
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 mama's boy
Hope your wife never watches this for your sake😁
Man I wish my mom was like that. My mom is the opposite. When are you coming back to Fresno?
I miss Fresno. Haven’t been there in years!!
Yall aint missing nothing just more shootings and ricos tacos the same still good tbh
That’s really funny man! Thank you’
Fucking hilarious
He didn't married a Mexican girl, he married a pocha.....😆😆😆
My friend (ROBERTO) growing up mother would do so much for him, it was amazing even as a child to see. I asked my mother why she didn’t do those things. My mom said, you’re @$#KING crazy? If you think I’m doing all that for. Then for minutes she continued to tell me the things so was no longer going to do for. Let’s see how hard you life is know. She never washed my clothes again. Showed me how the washer and dryer worked. I was 5 maybe 6 standing on a milk create. Roberto’s mom still to this day makes lunch for him every Saturday, watching his kids 5 days a week, and yes cleans his house. Also she to doesn’t like his wife at all. The only difference is she takes the lunch to Jail. Roberto murdered three people over a drug deal. To her, he’s still her little boy. I’m still envious of that, and I’m cool with that. See you in 2165 Roberto.
Lucky guy! My mother abandoned me when I was 3 then my father gave me away.
This is exactly like my mom 🤣
I think his wife said - "So I can go and be a woman" but the subtitle said go and be alone.
His wife is just like my teen daughter who makes plain sandwiches on a paper towel so she doesn't get a dish dirty. And yes, we are also Mexican American. I am American but I am like his mom.
God bless your heart Edith!
@@planetquarry thank you
great tips for being like that for your children :D
Bro's funny 😉😝😜🤪😉
FABULOSO!
Funny but true, so true.
Beautiful
No, they dont!!! AJAAJAJAJAJA
legit is damn true
That was funny you got yourself a new sub and fan!
Sounds like he wants to marry his mommy
Nailed it
I'm American and we were tought to cook clean and take care of baby 🌹
Oh, damn. He’s looking for a divorce 😂
Wow he is so funny 🙌🏼😂
I have 3 teen boys..... and they yell Ma Sandwich! And I do make them sandwiches
And they tell me I make the best sandwiches in the entire world!
True story 🥲🤣
Heaven is under the feets of mothers
They definitely don’t make them like they use to!!!!
Universal man parenting, calling mom for help
One Day......🤔
Mothers over wives anyday. Just like for the wives daddy over husbands. That's how it should be.
you are so funny
Funny man
So funny!
That's the problem with men. Most men (not all) are so mommisbois and attached to their mommas that they get married while still seeking momma-love. That's why they expect their wives to take care of them and their children as if the children were only their momma's responsibility. Then, women suffer and get disappointed because they realize they didn't marry a man, but ended up adopting a baby that needs her care and nurturing. And men laugh make comedys about themselves being weak and mommisbois! And I go like "what the...?" Men really need to forgive their mommas, detach from her identity and return to the father. Society needs strong men, not more mommisbois who worship momma!
I think you missed the joke.
Don't act like woman dont do the same when they expect everything just like they did with daddy
@@nelbelmont No, people make jokes out of a real problem with men. The problem with Hispanic American men.
Once my dad in Germany saw a younger friend going to his home country to marry. My dad told him, there are many woman from your country in Germany why u don't take one of them already here in Germany? He replied to him: " uncle, the body is from our land, but the engine is German."
What does 'can you leg show' mean?
❤️
My husband tells me about how some of his Mexican co-workers wives get up with them in the morning to make them breakfast before work.....my response, well I guess you should've married a Mexican, but you didn't so this wife is sleeping in😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣
They don't make them like they used to.
Love Jesus.
😂😂😂😂😂
Hahaha that's true mums are so kind. That is why the prophet Muhammad said 'Heaven is under the feet of your mother'
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I used to find these wife jokes funny until I realised he has a GREAT relationship with his wife.
That makes it funnier
@@azma775 Yeah, if you're into absolute fiction. I'm not!
It must be tiring being married to a man baby
A moment of silence for people with no moms.
👍👍👍👍
😅
ma`s
Wow!! A manbaby innocently complaining that his new 'mom' doesn't pamper him as much as his old mom does. And both men and women in the audience laughing at this extemely hilarious joke like there is no tomorrow. How refreshing and progressive, my eyes and ears have been blessed.😌😊 I wouldn't even be surprised if I see him travelling back home in a baby stroller rather than a car or bus.😊
Shut up
Wow, this was cringe through and through, and thats coming from another latino
I blame american culture lol honestly
So I can go and be a woman.
I feel sorry for the women around you.
It’s Called a joke dummy
I’m Mexican and this 1000%? Accurate my mom loves me caters to me without asking
Funny and its true, wives not to be offended its a comedy
Fabuloso stinks.🤮
I hate it. Smells like public bathroom cleaner!
You must not be real mexican
@@bulmachan1438 define a “real Mexican”
Arab here, we have the same. Mamas are the best.
I feel bad for white people who barely see their parents and feminism has ruined their lives.
Mums are indeed the best. But wives want a grown man not a manchild
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