George R.R. Martin's Elden Ring
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- Опубликовано: 10 июн 2024
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0:00 - Introduction
2:54 - WHOA WHATDDA HECK
3:38 - yo dog this dude eaten poo
4:39 - bizzles dissappointment is palpable
6:07 - THE OLE RAZZLE DAZZLE
6:45 - is that her face
8:09 - a most inhospitable world
9:50 - whos hand hoop more better?
10:33 - margit the fellow men
12:10 - stormveil castle i think
15:55 - godrick made us turn around
19:11 - penguins of madagascar
19:46 - best boss in da game
21:21 - weeping peninsular bossguy
21:54 - fast as a whip
22:50 - fastest death run
24:20 - worst boss so far
26:12 - this is where the game got really good for me
27:42 - tweety boyd
28:22 - godrick the grafted
30:46 - post script
32:09 - ending 
Игры
"finger but hole"
Absolutely beautifully written George
"Large Chest Ahead"
Try rump ahead
Try Tounge But, hole.
You Don't Have The Right, O You Don't Have The Right, O You Don't Have The Right, O You Don't Have The Right
I'm pretty sure he HAS written that. More than once.
It’s funny how much people laugh at the dung eater in the cutscene and then later finding out he’s literally one of the most evil and vicious characters in the entire game lmao.
Mr. Goldenfold cant be that evil, right?
Oh he can
I wear his smelly pants now.
This. That man is vile. I just let him out of his jail cell and I am so nervous what he’s about to do
Man literally turns your soul into shit, and then eats it.
"We're busting through this quick" - Words of a man who has no idea how much that game map lies to you
"IT GOES THIS MUCH EAST?!" (Caelid)
"IT GOES THIS MUCH WEST?!" (Liurnia's full scope)
"IT GOES THIS MUCH NOOOORTH?!" (Leyendell)
"IT GOES UNDERGROUND!?!?!" (Siofra & co.)
The map is UNBELIEVABLY massive for how jam-packed it is with meaningful content.
@@lmao_nope The Mountaintops of the Giants is a bit barren compared to the rest of the map, but I guess that's a lore thing too. Still could've added a couple more dungeons/caves
@@Supreme_Court. Give them a break. Its literally just one area that is relatively less populated. And you also just said that it has lore implications as well.
@@lmao_nope Meaningful? Could you elaborate? I felt most exploration was in fact the opposite, and it was only justified by the few meaningful rewards, which served to be exhausting rather than exhilirating.
Facing multiples of the same boss was tiring too.
As I watched the intro, a part of me genuinely wished it'd be half na hour of the villager psycho bit.
so glad you made a video on this, i love playing this game when my wife goes out to see her boyfriend!
Idk why its weird but when you watch 2 youtubers so unrelated and they somehow end up on one page it gives you a weird reaction
Your wife go to see her boyfriend wth
@@Ghostsofnorway ask your dad about it
@@wh1spererz I don't know who they are so I can't relate
@@garretdyel ask your cancer ridden nephew custer
On one hand, I feel Sam is more Intune with The Loathsome Dung Eater, but in reality he's a Frenzy boi through and through. Let the world burn, baby!
For Shabiri
@@TV--- MAY CHAOS TAKE THE WORLDDDDD
The way you phrased this implies that on your other hand is reality itself, and I find that very funny.
Sam likes to prey upon the weak, definitely a dung eater trait
@@mildlyupset6011 At first I thought so too with the intro and watching him defile those poor souls praying to the God's that abandoned them, but on a grander scale when he becomes their God, why hop it off to some shit eater? He knows he wants to plunder the world in absolute chaos. It's the long term plan I'm looking at.
Sam: "nobody beats defenseless villagers like me"
The united states military: "and I took that personally"
Update your jokes, US committing war crimes is SO pre-2022. Now its the Russian Federation Military
@@sg1fan933 ehh. Watched some videos a few nights ago documenting some fucked up shit in Iraq. We were never held accountable. So it's still relevant.
We mostly avoided killing civilians. If we didn't, we would've just bombed every single one of their cities into dust and shot everything that moved. I know that's what US haters imagine we did, but they're dumb so that's to be expected.
In reality, the terrorists hid and blended into the cities and the civilians and because the US couldn't just hellfire missile their buildings, they had to take their time instead and clear out buildings one at a time.
@@bababo0oey297 i saw statistic that sad US military killed 13-14k of civilians durin Iraq war (7-8 years right?), and now russians killed around 1.5k civilians in a month.
@@andreygusak 160,000-700,000 civilians died directly (depending on the source, it's disputed heavily), the number of civilians dead from lack of infrastructure/medical care as a result of the war is unknown but estimated to be far higher, likely over a million
This really highlights Sam’s pathology… personally, I felt guilt and sympathy for attacking the defenseless villagers. Not so for Sam. He lives to inflict endless pain and suffering upon them, whereas I always kill the armed guard and attempt to liberate them.
No one cares
Feeling guilt and sympathy for lines of code really highlights your pathology
@@ghgjjjjhhui816 it’s all fun and games until you realize that we’re all just lines of code man…
Despite what the mouth breathers in your comments are saying right now, this is a common theory in game development and is why so few "villian" games exist, and the ones that do have to hide it in the story convolutedly like Dark Souls/Elden Ring and Destiny (i know right?)
he does liberate them. he's freed them, given them endless purpose that they will always be able to fulfill. The purpose of suffering for the rest of time to entertain sam.
When you’re 30 minutes into Elden Ring and chill and Sam says there’s gonna be a part 2.
Me: 👀
I can't fucking wait. I hope he finishes the game
when you're 30
I am still waiting for the Kenshi sequel, young one.
Don't get your hopes up
@@hope6840 he did basically all there is to do with Kenishi tho lmao.
I just wanted to let you know that as little as I respect you as a person, I will always respect you as a gamer.
Which isn't much at all.
dude you cant english
@@thomas6600 thats alot coming from a guy named dankdoge
@@thomas6600 that's what an American public education and a weed smoking habit back since middle school will do to you.
@@mahdiadib9295 nah did this mf change his name from AK dank doge to Cackling Coyote 😭😭😭
@@InfantShredder69 I found the illiterate guy
Bryan: gets kicked by the deer
Sam: " you're like a kid at a petting zoo"
🤣
I didn’t even catch that😂
WOW YEAH HE SAID THAT IN THE VIDEO! THAT HAPPENED IN THE VIDEO! THANK YOU FOR POSTING THIS IN CASE SOMEONE ENDED UP IN THE COMMENTS WITHOUT EVER THINKING ABOUT WATCHING THE VIDEO
@@IckbobTheAwesome lol the guys comment above yours literally said he missed it. It was my favorite part so wanted to share thanks tho
The sheen of sweat from the excitement of subjugating the defenseless was a nice touch, Sam.
I feel like Sam is a case study for what would happen if your brain had its insides and outsides swapped
Uhm 0_o...
Missed out on Biology class?
XD
@@Pre.C_King uhm?
owo
OhwoOogA!
XD
@@slimdok4028 Ohw0gadal0gaziw0?
That made no sense haha
@@Pre.C_King I think he means the different parts of your brain.
Ayy sam is playing Elden Ring. Time for the most unique and disturbed take on this game.
Man you got that right, holy fuck that intro.
Ya know in hindsight you following Sam makes a lotta sense
After recently re-watching him, brian, and bizzle playing through dark souls 3 using the first person mod, I feel I can comfortably spoil the rest of this series - They do all the work while Sam sits back in a corner and maybe throws a semi useful spell out here and there lol.
@@worl6548 In his 19 wolf rats video he name one of them "General Sam's fanbase". Was a nice easter egg lol
The scary thing about Sam is he’s not the guy you’d expect to be psychologically tormenting you and your family before killing you during the apocalypse.
Dude looks like a 1950s office worker that beats his wife every night 💀
10:00 is the most dark souls thing ever.
Three friends, all in different strange armors, doing some weird pose and arguing.
I'm happy to also see you were perfectly able to recreate your own face and put it on your character. Giving your character blonde hair and blue eyes has got to be your biggest power fantasy.
@@BurnedByTheFurnace3 Your entire account is mastercrafted bait, i salute you my fellow fisherman
I think not having male pattern baldness is Sam's greatest power fantasy
Meanwhile George R.R. Martin:
*hysterically jumping on a trampoline naked*
Omfg toothbrush my brain and eyes
Nah he’s a bit busy trying to shit on everyone talking about Winds of Winter
"Weiner, weiner weiner, weiner weiner, weiner weiner, weiner weeeeeeeeeeeen"
-South Parks version of the GoT Theme
@@strategicrager1891 “I could make Winds of Winter... but nah, more Dunk and Egg, that’s clearly what everyone wants.” - GRR probably.
@@Slender_Man_186 literally every RUclipsr that covers game of thrones is just roasting him bout it and it brings tears to my eyes his confidence to not give a fuck ;-; truly a master of his legacy
This game man... the visuals, the sound design, the ai, the story... all thanks to George R R Martin who developed all of those things
the ai is goofy sometimes tho
Martin came up with the with every single stat, weapon, and gameplay mechanic as well. This greedy FromSoftware company stole all of it from him and slapped their name on it to garner success and praise. George R R Martin actually wanted to make the game much harder but Miyazaki said that he doesn’t like making difficult challenging games and would much rather make a game with the difficulty akin to a V-Tech/Leap Frog plug-n-play childrens game from the early 2000’s.
@@OhFrittata idk where you got this from but george R.R. martin was in charge of writing elden rings history , what came before the game , and what came before the games before the game . he was responsible of creating the narrative for the games current storyline and bring a real historical lore you can follow into the game . we know more about what came
before us than we do about what’s in the game . they didn’t steal it from him it was a good partnership that worked out incredibly well
@@hobosatemychicken6203 **wooosh**
@@OhFrittata shoot i’m high didn’t see the title
I like that the prisoner mask was actually distorted so it fit over his horrific face. But he was still clipping a little bit.
With this being partly founded by the Great George R.R. Martin, Sam was incredibly disappointed to find out you couldn't rape in the game.
Lmao wtf !
Who wouldn't be
Or have an incestuous relationship lol
Rape DLC incoming
You can "Defile" Dung Eater
I’ve never wanted to be a defenseless Elden ring villager so badly in my life....
1:03
Control your thirst
sameee
that mechanical kitty cat was the first boss I fought out the tutorial area, in my first soulsborne game. Absolutely terrifying and a 10/10 experience.
Your sense of humor is great dude “ to them… I’m the boss.. and they never win” that cracked me up man.
Ah, finally an Elden Ring video I can watch (I can't afford it, so I'm avoiding spoilers as much as possible) because I know there's no way I'll actually learn anything useful from Sam playing a Souls-game.
Theres no spolilers this game is so big and vast and theres so much to be done. The game will still have so much to offer you whenever you can get it
Unironically this is one of the best videos of elden ring that somehow manages to show essentially no spoilers.
@@kingcockroach.also if 1 ending gets spoiled theres a whole 5 other endings to find out.
Wow, I can’t believe it the game even gave him an evaluation of his fighting ability when he swapped to catch flame. It’s right there, in that black rectangle above his equipment slots!
good one
This was refreshing, feels like a throw back almost. Always exciting to see Sam's vile creation of a character
As a souls game veteran I can gladly say that this is the correct way to play, nice to see people play elden ring for the first time :)
I have no words. The first 2 minutes are already a masterpiece
The intro is basically a grown Cartman fighting pigs for 50 levels again.
"You see I've found these little guys on the road, they're basically defenseless"
Oh hey I know where that is and- ..........oh.....Ohhh Nooo.....
That beginning bit was the funniest thing I’ve seen all week
Oh yeah, George R.R. Martin _was_ involved with this game. Totally forgot about that bit somehow.
that's cause he did next to nothing. He was consulted on some lore shit, and they didn't use any of it apparently.
@@Ezekialify sounds like George to write nothing at all.
@@Ezekialify but he did write like the foundation of the lore for the game?
@@Ezekialify sounds like your just speaking on something you know shit about
@@hannana.4319 Yeah ignore him, entire bollocks. He wrote the mythos of the world and its original setting. Almost all of the demigods, the ancient heroes and old lore were created by him. The development team then brought that mythos far into the future and corrupted it with some classic miyazaki motifs. This information comes from the interviews that Kitao did prior to the release.
Sam having to dominate in the metaverse because his wife dominates him in the bedroom
He keeps having daughters because he lets his wife be a top.
Milk Me
"noone beats defenseless villagers like me"
AquaFPS would disagree
Sam, I really appreciate the message you left at the end of the video just for me.
It really helped calm the anxiety that Poob's death threats caused.
I absolutely cherish every single time Sam does his wheeze laugh
It’s why we’re all here tbh
ive waited for this so long
The absolute quality of this video and writing of the plot could win a sundance award. Nice fucking job.
I wonder how long it’s gonna take for Sam’s wife to see him again, he’s in the grind, baby. Just like he was in Tarkov.
The only reason sam is looking for the ring, is because his wifes wedding ring is a half eaten onion ring.
and his wife is his hand
@@SDSypher he has an auto blower ai now.
He looks down on us peasants now.
A wedding ring and a snack in one? Sam knows how to truly spoil a lady
I getting flashbacks to like 10 years ago when Sam played Skyrim as The Great Shekelstine
I honestly think you have a great knack for making these videos, just everything from the editing, setups, and jokes not to mention the pure genius here. A true class act Sir.
"weve been taking our sweet ass time" to "weve been bustin through it pretty quick" in 60 seconds lmao
thanks Sam, I appreciate you giving me the pep talk at the end I really needed that to boost my self esteem after my wife and her boyfriend yelled at me for not stopping the microwave at one second so it didn't beep and they could have sex in peace.
Good to see sam played through this entire first chunk with the hugging debuff
“Go and learn what this means: I want mercy and not sacrifice. I didn’t come to call righteous people, but sinners.””
Matthew 9:13 CEB.
In his search for the Noble's Slender Sword, he became insane.
It may be a little off topic, but I really appreciate that you introduced me to jippy. His music is so great for just chilling out and torturing defenseless peasants.
That dragonfly was trying to avenge his brother that flew eyeballs first into Sam’s sticky tape.
I'm surprised that they let Adam Friedland have a cameo in this game.
Hell yeah dude
Can't wait for pt. whatever comes to fruition. Content is great and keeps me chuggin' along most days thanks guys
Plays Elden Ring just to kill the poor people
I’d expect nothing less of Sam
19:59 best reaction to the burial watchdog I’ve seen so far
dung eater is the most terrifying npc from all fromsoft games so far holy shit, imagine he cursing your soul by desecrating your dead body so hard that your grandchild is cursed as well wtf
“They couldnt kill me even if they unionized” i feel like this has been said by a mobster once or twice…
3:00 “Gamers, what was that?!?” 😂 this killed me
So glad to know that there's a part 2 coming, I can relax and get off the edge of my seat for a bit
Happy I stayed to hear about part 2, thanks for the intimate moment Sam.
Thank you for all the parts. I hope to see a couple play through!
thank you for the part at the end, im glad someone finally made something just for me
Glad you got out of that goddamn cast Mr. Sam. I've appreciated your content for years and I hope to continue to do so. I just hope this video doesn't get lost to time like the goddamn Dark Souls series. The green screen is getting better and better I can tell you really enjoy it.
I’m almost a year late but that character customization might just be the best I have seen yet
“They couldn’t kill me even if they unionized”
Hahaha
I cant wait for part 2 Sam thank you for making it just for me
Straight up one of the best content creators on the platform, much love Sam! I know this is gonna be good can't wait for the laughs man :)
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@@benhutchinson8020 damn you got him good
c'mon man
This is some of your best content. Your DS3 with bryan and steve were some of the funniest videos.
That beginning segment was Amazing the zoom the music everything just landed big props to the editor.
I’m loving this upload schedule Sam, keep up the almost god like work your doing.
Man, Sam's just been pumping these videos out. Keep it up.
YESSS MORE PARTSSS ITS SO GOOOOD
yo sam thankyou for pumping out these amazing videos
I need more, you guys are hilarious
Funny enough, I got that exact feeling Sam had in the intro when I found a bunch of em in the swamp just chilling. It felt badass af summoning the ghoul boys and edge-walking towards them as the boys get to work
Dang, it's cool how you wrote that part at the end just for me and no one else. Super chill.
"I'm taking my time"
"We're busting through with no lube"
It wouldn't be a General Sam video without the harassment of defenseless minorities
That end bit where Sam is just talking to you really feels like a Dad moment. Parasocial Relationship.
Love this so far! Glad you'll make some more great content out of it!
This was such a blast! I laughed so hard I almost threw up. Glad there is at least 2 more parts. Skyrim and the bois vibes
I like how he used an actual boss weapon on them
You know the trolls near warmaster's shack are more fun to bully. You can even make em fight eachother
"Somebody's got the stank arrow."
So true.
I’d love if you actually did videos for every area of the game. Would be an epic series.
That intro was a cinematic emotional masterpiece.
General Sam's videos will always be a classic in my mind. rewatchable for years.
Ahh hell ya, a part 2!
I feel like I'm in a parallel dimension where Elden Ring is my first Souls game.
When playing online with your friends in this game if you beat the main boss of the area you can't summon your friends in that area anymore. Explore everything before defeating the boss.
I’m so excited for part two thank God you decided to play this game
24:51 my friend and I had the same exact experience. It’s was completely fine then we heard it coming and we like OMG NOOO
Damn even the squirrels have a hard play through in Elden Ring. 😔
From the intro, to the friendly interactions.. this has been one of the funniest things I've seen of late.
This is the magic of gaming , that was wonderful to see guys.
I've been waiting for this for a while, love it man
I saw an interview where Martin went "yeah, they would come show me tech demos and then leave"
I genuinely think that's the extent of his involvement with the game lol
He did the world building extremely early on & that was it. Makes sense though
That's the same extent Joe Biden is involved in the presidency
@@TheIrishMugFug if I feed you political drones pesticides will you go away like bugs?
@@TheIrishMugFug hahahahahahahahahahahahahahah oh my God bro you are so witty and funny hahahahahahahahahah can't believe you came up with such a cutting insult hahahahah well done sleepy Joe doesn't have shit on you you're so clever it's so cool when people talk about politicians hahahahah oh wow you rule dude let's go brandon
@@taylorbennion3706 triggered
dude this reminds me of a guy i know who plays games like your intro. just the most simplistic way of doing things.
Some how I knew Sam would take this brutal game and turn it into a joke 😂
Ngl you have to be dog shit to think this game is "brutal"
He has played all the other souls games so it probably wasn't brutal for him, the game isn't that hard just have some patience.
This is probably the easiest modern fromsoftware game yet.
@@prawngravy18 I’m level 150 and completed Ng+ but this game is definitely brutal. Never played a FromSoft game before
@@1999worldjacob the game is still challenging, just not as “brutal” as older fromsoft games with all the quality of life improvements
YAY he made me a part 2 i was sitting on the edge of my seat hoping.. but @General Sam has got my back :)
i cannot tell you. the absolute cackle that erupted from me while listening to your monologue in the introduction. liked and subbed LOL
Martin is one of my favorite authors and I'm so happy to see some of his ideas put into a game :)
Ok
I love that they delayed the game to really emulate him. Just another reason why fromsoft is the best game dev in the industry right now.
@@red_menace1829 ok