She overheard him make the statement that he feels she wasn't 'connected' & that she had given-up! You are about to get hit when you start criticizing the still-in-pain victim of a cheap shot even if they aren't a self-proclaimed martial artist ! Plus the whole "victim is the king" thing and the stuttering leads me to believe that the head trauma was a bit concussive .
she wasn't the one that was supposed to be "sacrified" by the master for the video! She yelled at the man who was supposed to be the victim for the video. Now she's in pain and anger.
It’s usually due to a desire to belong, and that’s what people like this “teacher” pray upon. A charismatic personality that captivates a group of people and convinces them to follow “their way”.
Its like when you were a Kid an punched/kicked/slamed one of your buddys to hard. You felt sorry and told him to punch you and totally overreacted to make him feel better. Dudes Brain never made it out the 7 year olds WWE Roleplay Mode.
he legit sacrificed that lady as a scapegoat (by knocking her down full force), just to bring the rest of his group together around his lies. He obviously did that to "prove" to the rest of the group that he isnt going to scam them by just falling down on purpose when it is their turn... but that lady then immediately becomes "out" of the group for supposedly not being able to block him. You can see it in how they start talking about her immediately after. This guy knows exactly what he is doing.
imagine divorcing this guy, meeting up with him a year later and he's like "I got my shit together, Deborah. Im doing real big things. My chi teacher says my energy is the best hes seen and Im just getting stronger. Im a changed man, Deborah."
8:05 Lady gets slammed to the ground and starts crying and dude immediately tries to steal the moment by pretending to have a demon going straight up his ass😬
Man that was just embarrassing. I just wanted to Skidoo into the damn video Blue's Clues style and just curb stomp the guy having the fake spasm right there.
Big part of his trick is hyperventilation, it makes you light headed but it can also make you feel euphoric, and feeling like you're "charged with energy"
My life would be complete if they had an interview online w that lady who got hurt expressing her real thoughts and behind the scene nonsense she witnessed.
How are people drawn into this shit, we all can agree that martial arts and it's philosophy and values can be beneficial in more than just physical fitness but to think that we can knock someone down with a concentrated chi ball is just ludicrous.
7:54 After you've seen it, go back and watch the facial expressions of the people leading up to the event. That one woman even pulls the guy out of the way so that he doesn't get hit. 🤦♂️ That poor woman just never saw it coming... And the guy in the white keeps holding up his charade with his fake spasms. And then blames the woman for not "believing" for having "doubt." You know the guy in the red shirt is his number 1 student!
When she got plowed down by the hippie, I had to replay it 10 times to believe it, laughing more every time. Hilarious. I never thought I could laugh harder……until I read the comments!!!
Are you centered. All bad energy gone. Ready??? Juuuddoooooo GOOCH KICK!!! You werent ready. Da fuck is this? The Emmit smith school of emotional arts??
some drunk(s) would call them out, at some of the places I've camped, especially if they seen that beta smash into a woman like that, haha at the thought of how that would go over
@@kayzyberry4231 Dear Krazy Berry, what exactly is your deal??? You’ve been poppin’ up on all the comments talkin’ about “staying off drugs” and calling someone a “psychopath”. What’s that all about? And what does that have to do with this particular person’s comment? It’s just weird...
I love how he's grabbed the guy and is obviously checking if he's actually having a seizure or trouble breathing so the dude doesn't drop dead on him and get him sued. lol
You need to be free my guy, let's break those chains of yours, hands up, now FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFfffffffff.... just blow that black smoke away. there feel better?
Bless it , man, the whole Magnus story had me dying. But what the hell with these people? They just saw this guy tackle an old lady to prove his manhood and they think it's ok.
What happens is : A bunch of scared people have been caught in a con man's fantasy. I, an old black belt, can tell you that nothing this "guru" teaches his paying students will help them in a real fight. But suggestion is man's greatest weakness and in other contexts, strength, but as here an element of exploitation.
This video didn't show the guy rolling her neck around, rolling her on her side, slapping her back and basically everything you're NOT supposed to do to someone who might be injured. It was all bs to try and convince everyone that he was fixing her after he just wrecked her lol. This guy was like a little kid pretending he was hurt too, then being angry at someone else like it was their fault, then he resorted to pretend healing techniques, all, while praying she didn't sue him 😂.
Why the doubters? This guy is a legit Yellow Bamboo master. Look at the power in his influence! I'm actually fighting off a seizure just watching this. I am blown away by this guy's mastery.
And *just* in the UNLIKELY event you don't believe this ABSOLUTE kind of Chi power? Please observe the evidence exhibited here: 10:01 Now, anymore doubters? I didn't think so.
Could you imagine actually watching a Street fight break out especially a brawl with multiple people and someone started throwing chi balls thinking it's going to work I'd die of laughter
You right - that's why I hate this guy - he could do the same scam ( that's also 🥶🤮bad ) withaut hurting a old lady physicaly. Bat he's some type of cluster B - that's why he take his suply from that...
Imagine being assaulted in a back alley and you start doing this shit. They would walk away thinking you're out of your damn mind. So technically, it works.
Haven't watched all the video yet, but what you see in the beginning is very similar to exercises that my trauma therapist had me do. None of the physical stuff, but when the guy talked about imagining and blowing out black smoke is really similar to what therapists will have you do. Except they're trained in more effective methods. I'm thinking that maybe this is a part of what draws people in to his cult/scam.
@8:13 .. look at himself still trying to get attention right after he clotheslined that Woman .. who does not appear to be okay at all .. yet he wouldn't dare tackle a couple of grown ass Men.
The guy said, "This is really good you know," after the helpless elderly woman was viciously tackled and probably suffered serious injury. That tackle and comment was pure gold. He must be a football fan.
I once attended a similar class run by a charlatan because my friend insisted. I absolutely destroyed her class by my philosophical and logical questions and sent it into chaos. I never went back.
I had a religious experience watching this! I was channeling dark arts masters of forgotten times! I learned how to plow into an unsuspecting woman! - Reflecting on my experience, I have decided it is unwise to pursue the dark arts.
The "instructor" straight cleans that woman's clock, then the other participants want to act like she's not fully committed to the program lmao that's hilarious
If you watch video again you will see she mastered the Chi but not all off it as he was still stunned and had a seizure This means she reached only half this power requires full commitment like the red shirt guy it can take years to master your chi
Yeah, I have been working on mine for years, it was only until I learned how to harness the power from the rings of Saturn that I have reached my full potential.... It's scary stuff, if these type of abilities landed in the wrong hands then it would mean certain destruction to the universe@@Christizm
You don’t understand sir Chi takes years to master if anything she should thank the Sensei for being given an opportunity like this one day when she has reached her full chi potential then she will understand why he done this
I didn’t understand until today that the cult leader decided to sacrifice one of the “unbelievers” to try to convince others that he was “legit.” Good insight.
I'm so surprised you edited out the part where he blames his cult members with "Where were you guys? Where the fuck were you guys" and then rolls her over and begins healing her with his hands of magic healing powers. Like of all things why leave that out.
This dude is actually a genius. He clearly gets immense sexual arousal out of running full speed at people, and has somehow managed to build a martial arts sex cult around it.
Sometimes my "windy cheeks" blow out some darkness !!! Real stinkers too & I have to be careful I don't do the dreaded "follow through", that's embarrassing !!!
this is actually genius because that scammer is using the most basic human insticts and convincing people to give them their money, genius. Like, exhaling like that does have a psychological effect on us humans which is why people exhale to calm themselves down
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Typical marriage stuff I guess. The louder you yell the more right you try to sound.
Do you really ask what his argument is🤔maybe he has escaped from the madhouse I think🤪🤣
She overheard him make the statement that he feels she wasn't 'connected' & that she had given-up! You are about to get hit when you start criticizing the still-in-pain victim of a cheap shot even if they aren't a self-proclaimed martial artist ! Plus the whole "victim is the king" thing and the stuttering leads me to believe that the head trauma was a bit concussive .
she wasn't the one that was supposed to be "sacrified" by the master for the video! She yelled at the man who was supposed to be the victim for the video. Now she's in pain and anger.
What the hell are you talking about ??? The 'master' called-out the people he wanted for the demonstration and tat man wasn't one of them !
She must have had her tongue in the wrong position.
hahahahahha. it is hard for me to understand what she's talking...
She doesn't have the half-moons in her finger tips
PLUS
She's a total nonbeliever
She definitely wasnt holding her mouth right
Hahahahaha
Hahahahaha ahhhh
"Ok, are you ready to join us in the circle?"
"No, I'm ready to see you in civil court"
😆 I can't believe he asked her that.
The moment of clarity when you realize you been had.
I hope he’s licensed, bonded, and insured!
"Oh fuck I just slammed a woman to the ground, what should I do? this is unbelievably awkward.. I know, I'll pretend to have a seizure".
it was pretty quick thinking on his part I thought
i can't stop laughing
Pro gamer move
I got a good belly laugh out of this, because you know that's *exactly* what he was thinking.
🤣🤣 are you ready to join us in the circle
The ironic thing is, the lady that got railed seemed to be the only one that got woken up. She literally had the sense knocked into her.
wrong, it only made her chi stroger
everybody knows that anime chars become stronger after they faced death
@@shranoscryptinity8190 So she's one step closer to super saiyan?
@@Whatisrightshe definitely is close.😂
This actually makes me legit sad. What type of person falls for this stuff? What inner turmoil must the person be going through?
You have a kind heart
I wonder if they are wearing chastity belts?
@@corey79881 i doubt they need the protection
@@05dturner 😂😂😂😂
It’s usually due to a desire to belong, and that’s what people like this “teacher” pray upon. A charismatic personality that captivates a group of people and convinces them to follow “their way”.
This is the kind of content I pay my internet bills for
glad to provide!
Word
That sir, is very true
@@gamer37kaito97 yeah woohoo you the chi master 👨🎤
LoL
That dude spazzing out when he realises he’s seriously damaged that woman, to try to cover it up. Extinction rebellion crew.
Its like when you were a Kid an punched/kicked/slamed one of your buddys to hard. You felt sorry and told him to punch you and totally overreacted to make him feel better. Dudes Brain never made it out the 7 year olds WWE Roleplay Mode.
@@highroller6244 hahah those were the days
😂
@@highroller6244 😂😂😂
I honestly think she deserved that for being such a gullable idiot I bet she doesn't believe in any sort of chi energy now
he legit sacrificed that lady as a scapegoat (by knocking her down full force), just to bring the rest of his group together around his lies. He obviously did that to "prove" to the rest of the group that he isnt going to scam them by just falling down on purpose when it is their turn... but that lady then immediately becomes "out" of the group for supposedly not being able to block him. You can see it in how they start talking about her immediately after. This guy knows exactly what he is doing.
Yeah, but he didn't have to ram that person so fast. He just send it.
she totally deserved it though for participating haha. No sympathy.
He gave her a knee to the face too lol. These people are fucking crazy lol.
@@randalthor6872 Nah not really. That dude is a fucked up cunt
He found the one that didn’t play along
imagine divorcing this guy, meeting up with him a year later and he's like "I got my shit together, Deborah. Im doing real big things. My chi teacher says my energy is the best hes seen and Im just getting stronger. Im a changed man, Deborah."
Lmao 🤣 😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😅😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂🤣🤣
Why make fun of broken people :/
Sad thing is,he could have joined a gym and hired a trainer.
@@3xoticG4m3r it's one thing to do it to their faces... that's just mean.
...it's totally different when they agree to be on TV for the world to see.
@@3xoticG4m3r oh shut up crying about it and focus on yourself
8:05 Lady gets slammed to the ground and starts crying and dude immediately tries to steal the moment by pretending to have a demon going straight up his ass😬
Lol
Man that was just embarrassing. I just wanted to Skidoo into the damn video Blue's Clues style and just curb stomp the guy having the fake spasm right there.
I'm pretty sure that was just his sphincter slamming shut at the thought of the lawsuit that was coming his way
But it honestly did.
I always get a good laugh watching this channel but that was just to ridiculous...🤣
Big part of his trick is hyperventilation, it makes you light headed but it can also make you feel euphoric, and feeling like you're "charged with energy"
wow good point!!!
You already posted my post thanks for posting and saving me the post
Thank you I thought I was the only one who saw the parlour trick.
Smoke a joint then.
@@shino8854 Just did
These people legit produced so much energy, my cell phone is fully charged.
My life would be complete if they had an interview online w that lady who got hurt expressing her real thoughts and behind the scene nonsense she witnessed.
I'd definitely like hear Exactly what her take on that "practice" is in her interview... along with how many orgies and drugs they were involved in...
Dude to get magnus's thoughts and what he was going through at the time would be gold
The red shirt dude is just too into it, man. He be stealing all the chi from the others like this.
That might explain his belly
he needs an exorcism instead!
I feel like that's a legit exuse that probably do use
Officer I want to report a crime that man stole my chi
His name is magnus.dont forget it, 😅🤣😂
Whenever a “master” says “imagine” for all his demonstrations, there’s a problem....
Underrated comment.
Or the word "visualize. "
Yea just acting
You do that when you are a DM describing the Wizard stopping a person with a Hold Person spell, not when you are showing how to do martial arts.
When I'm having a bad day at work I like to imagine that this is what my coworkers do on the weekends
That Yellow Bamboo style is just incredible! Wow... How can this even be possible?
Stay out of drug!!
Lol 😂
Ha ha. Nice one.
How are people drawn into this shit, we all can agree that martial arts and it's philosophy and values can be beneficial in more than just physical fitness but to think that we can knock someone down with a concentrated chi ball is just ludicrous.
It's possible because people in the West desperately want something to believe in, regardless of how ridiculous it is.
Grown man crashes into women - rest of the cult “hmm what could this mean, maybe she is too connected to the energy flows...”
The old woman is having a flashback about her old friendship, after that she will have an improve character arc
I like the fact that this mystic retreat is clearly taking place on a public beach, with a family in the background probably confused and frightened.
Those were the people that were interesting to me , what were They thinking when that ladys shockra just got fucked lol
I was an amature boxer . If I stumbled along onto this joke I would call him out and I would knock him out.
If black smoke is released from your body, that may point to a serious issue.Please consult a physician once the smoke clears.
If they smoking, just slow down... and apply some lube
Trust me if Black Smoke is EVER released from ones body, be careful what you eat the night before.
@@andisadler2897 Lay off the black bean enchiladas.
@@sweynforkbeard8857 lol i will bro.
the might want to check there oil
After a whole life of struggling, finally "Magnus" is a top tier martial arts apprentice. Way to go man.
Great comment... Thank you ☺️
And Magnus has a teacher whose a premature ejaculator who doesn't know when he's gonna come😊
😂he runs her over and as she is agonizing in pain he asked her if she is ready to join them in the circle. This video is hilarious man!
Yeah, they'll meet in the circle to discuss who's gonna donate her a new spleen
I just made a similar comment. That part was horrible but hilarious at the same time👍
Runs her over, realizes she's hurt when he crawls over to look at her, then proceeds to fake spaz for the rest of his class.
"I don't know when I'm going to come, so prepare her..."
Only sage advice in this video
7:54
After you've seen it, go back and watch the facial expressions of the people leading up to the event. That one woman even pulls the guy out of the way so that he doesn't get hit. 🤦♂️
That poor woman just never saw it coming...
And the guy in the white keeps holding up his charade with his fake spasms. And then blames the woman for not "believing" for having "doubt."
You know the guy in the red shirt is his number 1 student!
Lol I think those two were fruits.
@@Shastavalleyoutdoorsman As an actual fruit who loves men, don't group me in with this bullshido.
When I feel very low and consider myself a loser, i just watch videos like these and suddenly I feel like a champ 😂😂😂
Me too
That's why we love these videos. I sometimes feel really dumb, because I'm not the best speller. Then I see these videos and I feel like Jimmy Neutron
even just watching it, i feel so embarrassed 😂😂
its too painful to watch hahaha
Homer Simpson says your name all the time.
me to🤣🤣🤣
@Guess what is On my mind did i make a spelling mistake ? which one :D
U can say that again
When she got plowed down by the hippie, I had to replay it 10 times to believe it, laughing more every time. Hilarious. I never thought I could laugh harder……until I read the comments!!!
His a legit Sensei master why would you laugh at this she has failed her chi
Yes it's hard to say what kind of drug he's on but then again it's probably all in front
I love the people in the background just getting ready to go camping 🏕 and u see all these people playing mortal kombat lol
Honey put the kids back in the car. Dont ask. JUST PUT THE DAMN KIDS BACK IN THE CAR we are leaving!!!!
Are you centered. All bad energy gone. Ready??? Juuuddoooooo GOOCH KICK!!! You werent ready. Da fuck is this? The Emmit smith school of emotional arts??
@@shawng7902 that what i was thanking Good one.
some drunk(s) would call them out, at some of the places I've camped, especially if they seen that beta smash into a woman like that, haha at the thought of how that would go over
@@passiveaggressivenegotiato8087 That would be even more funny to watch. lol watch some random drunk people beat the shit out of them. 😆
It's ok you can use the dragon balls to resurrect her.
Just use a Senzu Bean.
Pfft. Nobody wastin their wish on that shit. Maybe next time.
LMAO
@@tianamaycry lol 😆
the real crime is that he probably took hundreds of dollars from everyone for this
Hundreds? Oh, cute. You mean thousands and thousands.
Lockout all of them! Stay out of drug!!
@@kayzyberry4231 Dear Krazy Berry, what exactly is your deal??? You’ve been poppin’ up on all the comments talkin’ about “staying off drugs” and calling someone a “psychopath”. What’s that all about? And what does that have to do with this particular person’s comment? It’s just weird...
Nah he deserves the money if there were dumb fucks stupid enough to believe that shit would work 😂
@@goryguy5106 thousands is hundreds
Discount Chris Evans is like -WTF am I doing with my life 😂
My little sister used to make movements like this when she didn't get her way..
So I take it she's a master.
@@jthreefingers8445 3rd degree brat belt.
@@fishyfisher6811 sounds deadly.
@@jthreefingers8445 oh she is brah...
Fishy Fisher Lol!!! Good one.Lol!!!!
“Are you ready to join the circle”!!! Hahaha 🤣 how the F can she join the circle when you just broke her back... 🤦♂️
And arse bone if U C the full yellow bamboo video it's a damn right jk
Should have played Whip It by Devo, ...break your mama's back...
This is my favorite of all time. I love how the dude gives her a pity seizure after he blasts her 😂
He absolutely leveled her. Really worked through some of his mommy issues.
looolz
"What´s his full name? Magnus errectus cockus?" Hahaha, I´m cracking up!
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣that's a good one .... I can't stop laughing 🤣🤣🤣🤣🍻
I love how he's grabbed the guy and is obviously checking if he's actually having a seizure or trouble breathing so the dude doesn't drop dead on him and get him sued. lol
The sad part is that this fool is making $$$ off of this scam, and he hurt that woman
You need to be free my guy, let's break those chains of yours, hands up, now FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFfffffffff.... just blow that black smoke away. there feel better?
Lmao fart noise
The happy part us that we all get to watch it.
I kinda respect the hustle. Some people are just too stupid to keep their money.
4:50 "Magnus Erectus Cockus" That's amazeballs dude.
I was ROLLING!!! 😆😂😂😂
You can see the gray shirt guy thinking "this totally stupid."😂
I noticed that as well
These are the people who never grew out of shooting fire/lightning balls when they were a kid.
HAWHAWHEHEHAWHAWHAWHEHE Fool laid on ground shaking scared he was going to get sued
Bless it , man, the whole Magnus story had me dying. But what the hell with these people? They just saw this guy tackle an old lady to prove his manhood and they think it's ok.
What happens is : A bunch of scared people have been caught in a con man's fantasy. I, an old black belt, can tell you that nothing this "guru" teaches his paying students will help them in a real fight. But suggestion is man's greatest weakness and in other contexts, strength, but as here an element of exploitation.
10:44 "Lets get into a circle and finish off" ... nuff said.
Finish each other off, well except grandma brokenhip on the gurney over there
DUDE!😂😂😂😂
@@ghosttwelve9868 he said it. 🤣
😱 NOOOOO!!! Did he just...? NOOO! 🤭🤣
I almost had a seizure laughing so hard when he rugby tackles her like that. 7:54
Lols! DOooofff bahaha
Same here mate...brutal
Lmao
This video didn't show the guy rolling her neck around, rolling her on her side, slapping her back and basically everything you're NOT supposed to do to someone who might be injured.
It was all bs to try and convince everyone that he was fixing her after he just wrecked her lol. This guy was like a little kid pretending he was hurt too, then being angry at someone else like it was their fault, then he resorted to pretend healing techniques, all, while praying she didn't sue him 😂.
@Eric CORNUTE Hong Kong Fooey 101! LMAO 🍻👍🏾🤣
Why the doubters? This guy is a legit Yellow Bamboo master. Look at the power in his influence! I'm actually fighting off a seizure just watching this. I am blown away by this guy's mastery.
And *just* in the UNLIKELY event you don't believe this ABSOLUTE kind of Chi power? Please observe the evidence exhibited here: 10:01 Now, anymore doubters? I didn't think so.
🤣
This is what becomes of the people that you bullied at school.....
Let's be honest that tackle looked pretty effective
NFL style
I never cringed so hard in my entire life, this was actually a TV show? WTF!!!
Could you imagine actually watching a Street fight break out especially a brawl with multiple people and someone started throwing chi balls thinking it's going to work I'd die of laughter
Imagine if all of them were throwing chi balls mate
@@guythatstillusespocketwatc3145 ☠️☠️😂😂
Kamehameha blasts are dangerous though
That's what the full running slam is for.
You would get knocked out mate as they are legit
I guess when the guy ran over that lady that was reality hitting her😂😂
This really feels like an episode of the office
Lmao hell yeah! Dwight would swear he's a master. Michael would storm off and jim and pam would laugh at them all.
@@Roma-rusk And Andy would act like a dork... 😁😁😁
@@BenjaminGessel lmao XD
@Colby B I agree the original UK one is absolutely great. But... you do know Ricky and Stephen were there for the US version right?
😁👌
That poor lady may need a CT scan for her head and c-spine after getting clocked out like that. Jesus.
Blasphemy not cool man
You right - that's why I hate this guy - he could do the same scam ( that's also 🥶🤮bad ) withaut hurting a old lady physicaly.
Bat he's some type of cluster B - that's why he take his suply from that...
@@bikercat4138 Not blasphemy !
Stop trolling man !
@@bikercat4138 Hurting a old lady and scaming people it's not set you up ?!
You " good" christian ?!
I say also Jesus ! - to that
I think she needed before joining this bullshit group. No one with a good mental health could join or believe this shit.
“Are your ready to join us in the circle?” As he strokes her head lmmfao
@BL00D for PRIDE i had to rewatch this today cause of you lol. So hilarious
11:11 is my favorite part. It works. Lol.
I had a seizure too after laughing so effing hard.
Plot twist:
Ponytail guy is a recovering meth addict
and these people are from his imagination
😏..😄
Lol
the withdraw was so strong that even the cameras could see his projections of people
😂
😂😂😂
Imagine being assaulted in a back alley and you start doing this shit. They would walk away thinking you're out of your damn mind. So technically, it works.
10:20 that's the look of a man thinking to himself "my god why am I really this stupid"
Haven't watched all the video yet, but what you see in the beginning is very similar to exercises that my trauma therapist had me do. None of the physical stuff, but when the guy talked about imagining and blowing out black smoke is really similar to what therapists will have you do. Except they're trained in more effective methods. I'm thinking that maybe this is a part of what draws people in to his cult/scam.
Stand on a beach and pretend I'm Raiden. Rolling on the floor laughing
Did he consult with the elder gods?
@@Lost_idiot223 🤣😂🤣
We love these. Please keep them coming
Will do bud, glad you enjoy them!
Yes please u are awesome
"I fear not the man who has practiced 10,000 sprints once, but I fear the man who has practiced running into another human being 10,000 times."
😂🤣
LMAO. OMG that's fucking gold!
@8:13
.. look at himself still trying to get attention right after he clotheslined that Woman .. who does not appear to be okay at all
.. yet he wouldn't dare tackle a couple of grown ass Men.
The guy said, "This is really good you know," after the helpless elderly woman was viciously tackled and probably suffered serious injury. That tackle and comment was pure gold. He must be a football fan.
10:18 dude asking himself "what the f I'm doing here ..."
Ye totally, looking up at the sea then caress his beard and wipes his nose :)
Yeah you could see him saying I definitely need a new identity and an alibi for the dead lady
😂😂😂😂💀💀💀
6:31 there are two dudes in the back making fun of them lol
Black clothed: Look at that bullcrap, man. They thought they are Saiyan or something?
Red clothed: Just ignore them retards, man. Let's go.
Dame didn't even see them good eye man
I once attended a similar class run by a charlatan because my friend insisted. I absolutely destroyed her class by my philosophical and logical questions and sent it into chaos. I never went back.
May i know what were some of the questions? I am very curious on how people can give a single dent to these kind of people's beliefs.
Bullshit.
Only way to do that is to fight them.
@@guythatstillusespocketwatc3145 One of the question was "What is a man?"
Do you remember anything you said?
Because I smell bullshit
8:05 when you hit your sibling and don’t wanna get in trouble.
Or when you're a emt or firefighter lifting a fat fuck on a backboard and drop them by accident .🤫
Lmaoo
Imagine trying this when being mugged
I'd not mug them. I'd feel bad mugging the mentally handicapped.
If I could ram into my attacker and leave them writhing in pain, that'd be cute
I had a religious experience watching this! I was channeling dark arts masters of forgotten times! I learned how to plow into an unsuspecting woman! - Reflecting on my experience, I have decided it is unwise to pursue the dark arts.
The lady on the infomercial LEGIT looks like The Ancient One from Dr. Strange!!! Lmfao
"What a buzz..." Said the guy who got stoned on some great weed in highschool never to know his dealer sold him pencil shavings.
This really had me laughing.
There are two things that are infinite; the universe and human stupidity - Albert Einstein
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I don't want to break your heart but Einstein never said that.
But in this case it is completely true.
@@JD4x413 whoever person that said 😁
"Stop for the fuck's sake assigning me every pseudo-wise quote on the Internet"
Albert Einstein
I hate Albert Einstein
-tsun zoo
You sir are hilarious, I fricking love your content! I really wanna see your review of the 2 hour Yellow Bamboo training tape, sounds epic!
Thanks dude that''s nice to hear, I will began work on it soon, break it down to a reasonable time!
@@TotallyPointlessTV can't wait dude!
@@TotallyPointlessTV but you still have to do a part 2!!!
The "instructor" straight cleans that woman's clock, then the other participants want to act like she's not fully committed to the program lmao that's hilarious
If you watch video again you will see she mastered the Chi but not all off it as he was still stunned and had a seizure This means she reached only half this power requires full commitment like the red shirt guy it can take years to master your chi
Yeah, I have been working on mine for years, it was only until I learned how to harness the power from the rings of Saturn that I have reached my full potential.... It's scary stuff, if these type of abilities landed in the wrong hands then it would mean certain destruction to the universe@@Christizm
@@Christizm Are you kidding me I think you need to seek a psychiatrist That is pure nuts
You don’t understand sir Chi takes years to master if anything she should thank the Sensei for being given an opportunity like this one day when she has reached her full chi potential then she will understand why he done this
The editor who put all this together with all soundtracks had a time of his life.
"VIRGINS OF THE WORLD, LEND ME YOUR POWAH!" - Yellow bamboo cultist *makes blowing balloon sounds*
This is an underrated comment
I didn’t understand until today that the cult leader decided to sacrifice one of the “unbelievers” to try to convince others that he was “legit.” Good insight.
I'm so surprised you edited out the part where he blames his cult members with "Where were you guys? Where the fuck were you guys" and then rolls her over and begins healing her with his hands of magic healing powers. Like of all things why leave that out.
There's even more blaming of her at the very end of the fuller version.
Listen to above at about 12:35 to end lol
B@@mofojacksonshe cries long and loud bitter tears to have been so taken advantage of.
I’m gonna take this technique and use the energy the next time I gotta take a killer shit.
Hell yeah LOL
Lmfao
Hey that’s what I’m doing this very moment
Yellow Bam-Poo!
😂🤣😂😭
This dude is actually a genius. He clearly gets immense sexual arousal out of running full speed at people, and has somehow managed to build a martial arts sex cult around it.
He bumps in to someone and starts busting nuts 😂
11:10 I laughed way to hard at this point.
how can they keep a straight face love when he flops around like a fish
Sometimes my "windy cheeks" blow out some darkness !!!
Real stinkers too & I have to be careful I don't do the dreaded "follow through", that's embarrassing !!!
Desperation+lack of reality= These clowns.
this is actually genius because that scammer is using the most basic human insticts and convincing people to give them their money, genius. Like, exhaling like that does have a psychological effect on us humans which is why people exhale to calm themselves down
You forgot cold blooded genius
"POWER! UNLIMITED POWER!"
~ Emperor Palpatine. Yellow Bamboo Sith Lord.
@8:35 She's probably thinking "Is it too late to cancel my monthly subscription?"
When he says "break the chains", does he mean the parts that connect neurons?
But of course!!
Looks like they're trying to do kamehameha, while trying to take a dump. loll. 😂🤣
10:19 considers life choices that brought him to this moment.
AHAHHAHAHAHAHA
Lolol well done 👏
5:01 LMAO! "You have ALL been chosen to represent EarthRealm in MORTAL KOMBAT!!!!
3:18 imagine walking by, and seeing them like this in the park XD I would get myself as far as i can from them, imediately!
Don't lie. You'd get the camera. I'd see an opportunity to have a little fun. 😉 My inner Tyler Durden sees infinite possibility for a side project.
@@jacobthanks2672 XD
I don’t know bro, if chicks are willing to do stupid shit like that, imagine them in the sack, just use them for some wild crazy shit in bed.
When dude football tackled the oldest smallest woman like a NFL linebacker I almost lost my shit.... 😂😂🤣🤣😭😭💀💀
I had never seen the full (or almost) video of this debacle. I can only thank you for that!
4:50 - I was laughing so hard, I can't breathe, I woke up my infant son and my wife is pissed as ever. Thanks, this will be me in two months.
I was laughing so hard everybody in the room got angry with me.
Magnus Erectus Cockus
10:18 - Looks like he is starting to realize that it's all BS haha!
Yea lol. He wasn't initially on this retreat as a serious participant. Can't remember the reason he was there though. The whole doc is great haha.
i think this idiot tought "shit i might have killed him" 😂😂
The dudes reaction at 10:18 is killing me 😂