Bro I know I’m 5 months late but I shit you not immediately after reading this comment I looked up to see Joey rubbing his fucking eyes 😭😭. Now that is absolutely tremendous
i know a big ol gypsy girl, she is the female version of joey diaz. i swear. i love that woman like a sister. when we chillin. drinking some and doing some lines. we be laughing tears for hours. she a real g. bless up jacky
It’s funny cuz Joey is NOT the best story telling comic ever. It will forever be Ron Shock. Yeah he’s dead and gone and mostly an unknown today but does that mean joeys better?
@@Mr.Lubbox-Lobsterlegz1you haven’t met some grandmas then because there are some real cards out there. My great uncle was the funnies story teller I’ve ever heard, it would’ve been great to hear him and Joey go back and forth.
Joey going through his entire life story with Ryan on the Honey dew is a must watch. It's like 4 parts. Hours upon hours of joey stories. Also anytime Joey and theo vahn are on a podcast together. The way they riff off each other is epic
i always find it shocking when people call joey a liar. i literally have uncle's that told me the same stories as joey growing up basically that's just how life is in some areas lol i guess people with boring lives can't imagine that other people experience interesting stuff like this
I guarantee hanging out with Joey for a day would change your life lol. You think you have good stories talk to this guy for 10 minutes I bet it will blow your mind. Always makes me lmfao
I remember seeing my first dead body, was like 10 or so and had some of my buddies roll up and ask me the same fucking thing, " hey you wanna see a dead body!?" 🤣 heck yea!!
If i had to choose a narrator for my life it would be him,Billy Bob Thornton as Karl Childers or Brian Cox.I could listen to Duncan Trussell and Mark Normand for hours too.
I just find it intriguing how he mentions him fighting as a kid. It just reminds me how my dad said that there was a certain parking lot that was basically a designated fight spot where he lived in Kansas. You fight and either you or the other guy gets rocked and then go to school the next day and pretend like nothing happened😂
My mom was tough like Joey’s mom. One day I came home crying because some kid pushed me down… She told me to not come back in the house until either I beat him up or he beat me up.
It’s funny watching a scamp/hustler like Diaz talking to a couple joes that seem like they grew up in the suburbs and prob sheltered as shit…us poor kids understand how his story isn’t THAT crazy 🤣
Joey rubs his eyes the same way a small child does and it’s absolutely tremendous.
I never noticed that and I just started yelling 🤣
Hahahahaha tremendous
Bro I know I’m 5 months late but I shit you not immediately after reading this comment I looked up to see Joey rubbing his fucking eyes 😭😭. Now that is absolutely tremendous
@@unclefester2046 you mad lad
Fucking love this comment thought I was the only one who saw that 😂😂
I love how Joey just drops names of like 10 people from his childhood like he's expecting you to know them also. lol
Everyone knows Puerto Rican nelson
It’s part of how good a story teller he is. He draws you in and as his stories continue you remember figures from his stories.
How does his memory work so good after all the coke and gorilla biscuits?
@@bryanergau6682 it’s the coke and biscuits
@@stoybenxi7395 We should hang out...........
“He gave us 7 joints for $5.. he really took care of us!”
Hey that aint a bad deal if there is at least 0.3 grams in each joint.
Sound like a good dude.
1400-800
At least he wasn’t giving them laced shit
Or was he😅
His laugh hahaha always makes me laugh. It’s like a gurgling wheeze 😂😂
Like he’s just bout ready to burst with a whooping cough to end all whooping coughs
Sounds like an engine starting up lmao!!!
That clip of him and tim Dillon doing the double wheeze is one of my favorites for the same reason
i know a big ol gypsy girl, she is the female version of joey diaz. i swear. i love that woman like a sister. when we chillin. drinking some and doing some lines. we be laughing tears for hours. she a real g. bless up jacky
@@ThouArtEverywhereAndNowhere 6:23 6:26
this is WAYYY TOO UNDERRATED. puerto rican Nelson. "te preguntan, meas dulce?" LMFAOO
On my soul I lost it at that part
I can picture what Puerto Rican Nelson looks like in my head. I grew up in NJ those PR perverts are everywhere!!! 😂😂😂😂
what does that mean LMAOO
@@thedayzgod
I think they were asking if hes came yet lmao
didn't land the first time until i got it translated...this dude is tremendous haha
"Did you see the Eggroll?" LMFAO
Someone during crazy stories of joey: ‘how old were you’.
Joey: ‘like 10’
And when it’s a theo von story:
Theo: I was 37
It’s funny cuz Joey is NOT the best story telling comic ever. It will forever be Ron Shock. Yeah he’s dead and gone and mostly an unknown today but does that mean joeys better?
@Crono624 how can u be the best anything if ur not remembered
@@sunflowertheog not my fault if all the people who remember him are dead🤷♂️.
@@Gir-Riff-raffeno one cares about that lame, Joey's is better
13:00 “what the fuck kind of morning is that” KILLED ME 😂😂
The way Joey tells stories reminds me so much of how my grandma use to may she rest easy. It makes me love listening to him even more because of that.
Thats mad selfish dawg
@@seansweeney3495 ?? Whats selfish
Used not use.
I highly doubt your grandma was as funny as Joey Diaz at storytelling…
@@Mr.Lubbox-Lobsterlegz1you haven’t met some grandmas then because there are some real cards out there. My great uncle was the funnies story teller I’ve ever heard, it would’ve been great to hear him and Joey go back and forth.
"It's not like in the 70s there were joggers. 🥴🥴"
I'm dead 💀💀💀
The face he made when he said it 🤣😂😭 holy shit i was howling
just my luck another guy name keith also died laughting at the joke about the joggers
Joey going through his entire life story with Ryan on the Honey dew is a must watch. It's like 4 parts. Hours upon hours of joey stories. Also anytime Joey and theo vahn are on a podcast together. The way they riff off each other is epic
It's more detailed than his book, and you get Ryan's reaction
It’s like 9 parts now
Did you see him on Alex Jones?
Sicklers laugh always gets me
Shit man I'm definitely going to have a look at that 👍
Thanks
"U pissin sweet yet?" 🤣🤦♂️
Shout out to Puerto Rican Nelson for blessing young Joey with some excellent times that’d turned into a hilarious story 😭😭😂😂🫡🫡
Puerto Rican Nelson
Stupendous
Listening to Joey "sucka la mink" Diaz tell stories, gets my sides sore the following day after laughing so much....
"Back in those days, we liked to go into the murky water."
Greg Fitzsimmons’ laugh is so contagious 😂 together with Joey is tremendous.
Joey Diaz is a national treasure
Us brits love him too
Og
12:36 that “JOG” broke the sound barrier 🤣
I’m fucking cracking up 😂😂😂
“people didnt JAHG”
“Is the P capitalized?”
He’s so high😂😂😂
Tremendous
Tremendous
Tremendous
Tremendous
Tremendous
Tremendous
" Are you pissin sweet" is the greatest thing I've ever heard🤣🤣
Those podcasts with Greg Fitzsimmons were always straight fire 🔥🔥
It would be hilarious if someone would make an animated show of Joey’s stories but gotta use his narration. 😂
They do😂 and they are hilarious
Everything is so much funnier when you got more to say but can't stop laughing
Joey Diaz is a national treasure!🏆
1:23
When he just starts laughing makes me laugh lmao
brah... you can have a "best of joey D" without the 1 legged women story. that shit is legendary!!
That's a great story
I almost shit myself first time i heard that story😂
his laugh always gets me laughing lol. that wheezing-bubbling/gurgling-breathless laugh
It's hard to believe someone can have this many crazy stories; super interresting yet dysfunctional upbring or compulsive lier. Either way i love it.
all his stories are credible
@@arimonroe7060 he even had the guy he kidnapped on his podcast
Live in the inner city and be involved in drugs, and none of these would seem that crazy.
i always find it shocking when people call joey a liar. i literally have uncle's that told me the same stories as joey growing up basically that's just how life is in some areas lol i guess people with boring lives can't imagine that other people experience interesting stuff like this
Joey is always real and that's why we All love him. Keep it up Man your the best friend anyone can have.
Dont even need to know or even hear at all what Joey Diaz is sayn, as soon as I hear him laugh 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
4:34 that laughter omfg that shit gets me every single time!!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂
My uncle laughed exactly like this RIP
Joey should link up with a writer and turn some stories into a funny fucked up coming of age film lol
Needs 3 films at least
Livin' like a doctah!!
“Just a dynamite dude”😂
This was one of the greatest inspirational videos I've ever seen. Thank you Joe, DDP.
I guarantee hanging out with Joey for a day would change your life lol. You think you have good stories talk to this guy for 10 minutes I bet it will blow your mind. Always makes me lmfao
Once you notice how bad the bricks were laid in joeys background you’ll never unsee it
They aren't real bricks it's just paneling with bricks painted on it they just didn't match the panel up like supposed too
@@chadfarrow5426 that’s actually more upsetting then if it was just two renovations done at different times with brick laying
As a former mason, I can relate. The worker most have gotten a hit of joeys privat stash before me started 😂😂😂
FIND WHERE JOEY RAPS;
"Cats cats I dont need rats"
Been searching for ages
"You pissin sweet yet?" 😂😂
Praise the algorithm overlords
"He would sell us 7 joints for 5 dollars. He was a good guy."
I aspire to be as great a judge of character as Joe.
LIVING LIKE A DOCTOR 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
4:27 joeys laugh sounds like a pug that can't breathe 😂but it's so god damned contagious
3:17 "Are you pissing sweet yet" wow
Puertorican Nelson 😂😂😂
I remember seeing my first dead body, was like 10 or so and had some of my buddies roll up and ask me the same fucking thing, " hey you wanna see a dead body!?" 🤣 heck yea!!
Lolz the wheezing is killing me everytime 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣
He reminds me of that aunt with a half glass full of wine and a robe. Full pack of cigarettes just going oooofffff lmfao😂😂♥️♥️♥️
Lee and Sickler have the best laughs.
“The Cuban egg roll” haha
I'm inspired by these guys that's why I make videos. Thnx for the content ✨
Gotta come back to Joey clips every once in a while
The Cuban egg roll! Lmfao!
I really could listen to this guy just yap for hours. He truly is an incredible story teller.
Nothing like uncle Joey stories.. 😂😂😂😂😂
The Egg Roll 😂😂😂
Intro gave me a heart attack
The coolest dude ever 🤦🏾♂️😭😭🙌🏾 Nelson
Joey is speaking facts 😭 I live in nyc and everytime there’s a body found it’s always a jogger that found it 😂
I always love the puertorican Nelson story
The first story had me crying laughing.
Uncle Joeys the best man😆
the best part of this is , " Did puerto rican nelson moleste me , He was just a good dude " 😂
“Are you pissing sweet?”💀 im gonna use that from now on
Joey’s the KING!! The Cuban egg roll!! Lol!! 😂🤣😂
“Hey listen, here’s what I’m gonna do..” 😂😂😂
Jaaaa, ja jajaja Jaaaa🤣🤣🤣 Soo funny 😂😂😂
I can't get enough of this guy Joey funny guy 😂🤣😅🤯👏
God I love the wheezes
The Best stories! I love Joey D.
Joeys laughing is infectious 😅
“Pissing sweet” is my new go to line.
Everyone need an uncle joey in there life ❤
Omg everytime u lose it Joey it kills me! Lmfao seriously the dude in our hoods name, well far too vast a limited pool of creepers! ❤😂
I never seen this guy but a couple times and I’m addicted!!!!😂😂😂
He is a national treasure
That one guys laugh fills me with rage
Omfg Puerto Rican had me screaming laughing. Love when I’m high and I can just visualise joeys stories as he tells them
If i had to choose a narrator for my life it would be him,Billy Bob Thornton as Karl Childers or Brian Cox.I could listen to Duncan Trussell and Mark Normand for hours too.
1:27 this part is contagious
I just find it intriguing how he mentions him fighting as a kid. It just reminds me how my dad said that there was a certain parking lot that was basically a designated fight spot where he lived in Kansas. You fight and either you or the other guy gets rocked and then go to school the next day and pretend like nothing happened😂
"Poterican Nelson" XD
Tio Joey’s laugh, man…☠️🤣 you don’t know if he’s gonna have an asthma attack in the middle of it or not. 🤣☠️
You piss'in sweet yet
HAHAHAHAHAHHA
The end ☠️☠️
I’m so coked up rn. This is great
My mom was tough like Joey’s mom. One day I came home crying because some kid pushed me down… She told me to not come back in the house until either I beat him up or he beat me up.
"Is the p capitalizedddd" ahahaha lee is hilarious
It’s funny watching a scamp/hustler like Diaz talking to a couple joes that seem like they grew up in the suburbs and prob sheltered as shit…us poor kids understand how his story isn’t THAT crazy 🤣
Please make the intro louder.
😂😂😂
My grandpa would always ask me, hey paw boy u getting any mudd for your turtle 😂😅 I didn't get till I was older...😂😅
EGGROLL 😂😂😂😂
Uncle Joey has lived 30 lives 🤣
Just a good dude from the neighborhood with some awesome stories
Joey's damn laugh 😹😹
“Because he’s outraged that they haven’t sex at 14 & 12” 💀😂💀😂
I know what I’m gonna do, I’m gonna take my pants off 😂😂😂
This is priceless 😂😂😂