Season 2 Mega Compilation | Cyanide and Happiness
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Railroad man unironically slaps more than most other songs
I wanna share a tale with you about the 'merican dream. When all the railroads ran on time and our nation ran on steam. Behind the tracks and railroad tyres, a hero took command. Of connecting every town, he was called... the Railroad Man! (The Railroad Man!)
The Railroad Man... can you take me to San Fran? Can you take me down to Tennessee across the Rio Grande?
Can you take me up Mt Everest and into Disneyland? Can you get me there on time, oh can you do it? Railroad Man! (Railroad Man! Railroad Man!)
They called him that because he built the railroads and was male; And they called 'em railroads 'cause they were like roads except with rails.
His eyes they say were made of coal, his toes were railroad spikes; His trains had seven stars on yelp and a billion Facebook likes
He made all of the track you see, hooked up the USA, and he could have kept on going if not for that fateful day.
These two weird fellas came to town and invented human flight. They called their ship an "aeroplane" and themselves... the Brothers Wright! (The Brothers Wright!)
They said "Our planes can transfer man without the need for rail. Your industry is dying and your dreams' going to fail! So pull up your slacks and pack your tracks and get on out of town We don't need steam or steel beams to get ourselves around."
"Two Wrights don't make a right, and dang if that ain't wrong!
Hey that lyric ain't half-bad, I hope it ends up in a song
If God intended man to fly, we'd be born in a flock;
Those Wright Brothers and their flight machine can go and suck a cock! Those Wright Brothers can sniff my biff, they can give my ass a smell; They can lick my shaft, from fore to aft, and their plane can burn in hell."
The Wright Brothers they challenged him; they said, "You think you're great? Can your steam trains do a loop-de-loop without losing their freight? And if you do it we'll leave town and we won't ever come back. But if you fail you can take your rail and shove it up your crack!"
Naww, the hell with you Wright Brothers, the sky's for birds!"
"And the ground's for turds, and you sir are the latter word."
Railroad Man! Can you rise to their demand? Can your trains do a loop-de-loop, can they do it all on land? Wilbur's talking smack about your track, Orville's railing on your rails. Can you beat their ass with steam and brass, and even steel and nails? The Railroad Man. The Railroad Man he spent a month looping up his track. Then he gathered up the townsfolk and he told'em to stand back. The train had started chugging, and the loop-de-loop drew near. The train it was America, its freight our hopes and fears. Everyone watched in silence, you could hear a needle drop. The train it went straight up the loop and right on to the top...
The Railroad Man was finished, he knew he'd had his run. The airplane beat him fair and square, and the railroad days were done
But before he died he wrote a note for anyone that flies. He wrote it all in railroad, so he could read it from the sky. So take a look there down below, written in the land.
You'll see the final dying words of... the Railroad [Am] Man! (The Railroad Man!) The Railroad Man! (The Railroad Man!) The Railroad Man!
Your not wrong tho😅
@@guidingthelightbeliketyre? is that tire in british?
@@Fireman_Epic donno I just searched the lyrics
@@guidingthelightbelike tyre feels bri'ish and also like if tire had a seizure
Dear Boys,
Sorry I missed your big video. I would love to have watched it with you, but you see, I lost my phone last night when a bunch of clowns suddenly burst into my living room. They started juggling everything, causing quite the chaos. I'm glad you guys weren't there to see it! Anyway, I believe in you boys! I know you can watch the whole video and comment if you set your minds to it.
Sincerely,
Coach Murphy.
Dear Boys,
Sorry I missed the video. I was trying to watch this other crazy video about how the Boston Birds' coach missed his team's big game, it kind sucked, glad you guys didn't see it. Anyway, you guys got what it takes to make the video popular.
Sincerely, Coach Murphy
Dear boys sorry i missed this comment i was too busy with piracy i believe in you boys you can comment better if you set your mind to it . Sincerely, Coach Murphy.
Dear Boys,
I’m sorry I missed all the replies. I was kidnapped by Jigsaw and forced to set my eyes on fire, and then the whole building exploded. I’m just glad you boys didn’t see it.
Sincerely,
Coach Murphy
dear boys,
im sorry i couldn't reply to your comment, but i had to help my polish girlfriend to get her shark back from a pack of elvish ninjas. her sharks ok now but im pretty busted up
-love coach murphey
Dear Boys,
I'm sorry I couldn't reply to your comment. My teeth fell out and I went to the dentist to get a pair of dentures, but then I realized it wasn't a dentist at all. It was a hardware store. My mouth is now full of cement, and it's weighing me down and that's why I can't make it.
Sincerely, Coach Murphy.
We will always remember the "Railroad Man"
Especially the fact his work was useless, 'cause Santos Drummont is who invented the airplane
"The Railroad Maaaaaaannnn!" 🎵
I wanna share a tale with you about the 'merican dream. When all the railroads ran on time and our nation ran on steam. Behind the tracks and railroad tyres, a hero took command. Of connecting every town, he was called... the Railroad Man! (The Railroad Man!)
The Railroad Man... can you take me to San Fran? Can you take me down to Tennessee across the Rio Grande?
Can you take me up Mt Everest and into Disneyland? Can you get me there on time, oh can you do it? Railroad Man! (Railroad Man! Railroad Man!)
They called him that because he built the railroads and was male; And they called 'em railroads 'cause they were like roads except with rails.
His eyes they say were made of coal, his toes were railroad spikes; His trains had seven stars on yelp and a billion Facebook likes
He made all of the track you see, hooked up the USA, and he could have kept on going if not for that fateful day.
These two weird fellas came to town and invented human flight. They called their ship an "aeroplane" and themselves... the Brothers Wright! (The Brothers Wright!)
They said "Our planes can transfer man without the need for rail. Your industry is dying and your dreams' going to fail! So pull up your slacks and pack your tracks and get on out of town We don't need steam or steel beams to get ourselves around."
"Two Wrights don't make a right, and dang if that ain't wrong!
Hey that lyric ain't half-bad, I hope it ends up in a song
If God intended man to fly, we'd be born in a flock;
Those Wright Brothers and their flight machine can go and suck a cock! Those Wright Brothers can sniff my biff, they can give my ass a smell; They can lick my shaft, from fore to aft, and their plane can burn in hell."
The Wright Brothers they challenged him; they said, "You think you're great? Can your steam trains do a loop-de-loop without losing their freight? And if you do it we'll leave town and we won't ever come back. But if you fail you can take your rail and shove it up your crack!"
Naww, the hell with you Wright Brothers, the sky's for birds!"
"And the ground's for turds, and you sir are the latter word."
Railroad Man! Can you rise to their demand? Can your trains do a loop-de-loop, can they do it all on land? Wilbur's talking smack about your track, Orville's railing on your rails. Can you beat their ass with steam and brass, and even steel and nails? The Railroad Man. The Railroad Man he spent a month looping up his track. Then he gathered up the townsfolk and he told'em to stand back. The train had started chugging, and the loop-de-loop drew near. The train it was America, its freight our hopes and fears. Everyone watched in silence, you could hear a needle drop. The train it went straight up the loop and right on to the top...
The Railroad Man was finished, he knew he'd had his run. The airplane beat him fair and square, and the railroad days were done
But before he died he wrote a note for anyone that flies. He wrote it all in railroad, so he could read it from the sky. So take a look there down below, written in the land.
You'll see the final dying words of... the Railroad [Am] Man! (The Railroad Man!) The Railroad Man! (The Railroad Man!) The Railroad Man!
@@giovanni-chserious dude , this type of internet fight on a joke video
@@jaopitiquinho7801 This is not an internet fight. Has people that arre learnes in school that the Wright brothers made the airplane and that's wrong. That don't pisses you anyway?
bruh that railroad man song fire
Ik
“That’s what the railroad man said, his fuckin words”😂😂
Tell us you're a vapid zoomer without telling us
There is no god damn reason for Railroad Man to go that hard.
...there are plenty of reasons, that is not how people talk
"Don't use the name of God in vain, that's blasphemous"
-Probably the Tolerator
3:06 13:39 45:45 1:27:01 Gotta love the way you guys animate asses
Are you just editing your comment every time you see a new instance?
@@RPGcat81what's stopping them
@@RPGcat81*asstance
@@thelittledetailscr7231instass was right there
@@thelittledetailscr7231 damnit was about to correct you then realized the joke
i like how in the war episode, in the end its literally turning into looneytoons for no absolute reason
gotta be a military grade police bike to handle his no leg day skipping legs.
Military grade isn’t good quality 🤣
@@kailencollier1443 never said good quality but resistant to withstand his power.
@@caldex1557military grade isn't resistant either, stuff breaks, constantly!
@@joshuagraham1800 how are they even doing the tests for military grade? if it breaks easily
@@caldex1557simple, they say it's military grade.
The plane in the first video must have been a Boeing
It was like a 747 or a 707
@@user-vz4xx8lw7uchances are the 707, Douglas DC-8, or Airbus A340 derived
what are those ones that automatically made the plane nosedive on a sensor malfunction with the only manual control over it not being taught to the pilots
ACTULLY, it’s out of commission, it crashed.
@@Jamlord2061737 MAX
“Don’t use the name of our lord and savior in vain” killed me
3:19 How the li'l old lady left just tickled me for some reason. 🤣😆
"I quit" 1:03:43
"I'm in" 1:03:45
- Detective Higgins
The plane went down because it was a Boeing Max 8. 😂
I unfortunately don't understand the joke. 😢 Mind explaining a bit?
The company that made the planes suck shit and are really flinsy abd poorly made@@criticalblaster458
Dark humor
@@criticalblaster458 There have been a few Boeing Max 8/9s that have gone down or have had safety issues. They are under investigation at the moment by the US government. Seems like they have cut costs quite significantly. One whistle blower claimed that only 3/4 of the oxygen masks were actually functional.
@@criticalblaster458a Boeing Max 8 went down
His son must be the rollercoaster son cuz he could do the loop de loop,still catchy
How nostalgic. Watched all of this when it first came out years ago.
Same
Funny thing is that the railroad is starting to make a comeback.
Well, in the entire world, it was used as a main way for logistics and transport. In the US is a bit different since their main transport are planes ,while the railroads are mostly private.
@@lonewolf1300Logistics is still a main purpose for trains, including private commerce of large products, such as coal and petroleum products. Trucks are used for short trips, a couple of hours from train to train.
NOOO BUTTSHARK GOT IMPALED
The very first thing being an absolute banger started this off right
That basball one is wild and the kung fu one😂😂
the first one: GOD I NEVER UNDERSTOOD THE SONG JUST UNTIL NOW!!! btw funny vids
Dear boys sorry i missed the big game, but i had to get the milk!
Hunk fu one traumatized me fr
Good I'm getting sleepy this will make me awake for another few weeks
Did those single fire weapons just shoot automatic at 36:55???
is that worse than speedy not Gonzales
That railroadman song should be on top of bilboard this is amazing job
OUTSTANDING!!!! That noise it makes when it fires/cycles is unlike anything out there!!!
Heck yeah! Was waiting for this one
Same!
Why did this make me laugh so much 🤣 I didn't know about this rivalry
Gotta love a mega comp
I must be as old as that man on the plane. When given a choice I will take a train every time. I hate flying and it isn't because it's in the air, it's because it's expensive, crampt and their overlays and stuff is bullshit.
I traveled from coast to coast a few times via AmTrak and I loved it.
The narrator dialogue really saved up on animation costs.😂
Song was so great, well made Good Sir!
how the most random, unrelated shit at the start of the episodes can come full circle in the end just blows my mind this was incredible! that depressing episode from last time is still on my mind tho. good storytelling and just the intro made me cry so of curse its on my mind a season later.
The railroad man
Ballads are always fire
I'd unironically watch cop dads and the spinoff show, cop son.
Bro shit make future brighter
😂😂😂
The music from the Fu Manchu fight scene made me nostalgic for Deus Ex. Well done.
Amazing transitions for scenes
bro the tolerator is wild😂
The song is so good
😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭THE BEST ANIMATED SERIES i HAVE EVER SEEN THANK YOU! THANK YOU ! YOU GET IT YOU DO THANK YOU! IM STILL CRYING FROM LAUGHTER AFTER THE JANITOR STORY OMG!!!!
👍
Finally it continues with new episode after 8 or 11 years only 12 episodes on season 1
years later. i still chuckle at this and other 2000s youtube.
nice sequences between skits
I WANT A LETTUH LMAO
Just made my day 🥲
21:38 - 21:40 what in the synced to perfection is this
the song in the beggining is awsome
Railroad man was one of the best songs
Crazy crossiver of the century at the end! (Also R.I.P the railroad man and his great tale and song)
Wonder Percent is the hero we need.
Such a great song, beem a while since i first saw it
That WAS a cool trainsition.
Railroad man is on fire😎
54:01 “Don’t they make a great team?”
I was looking for this video 5 days ago but I found a different place to see these sob
Oh.
Oh my god.
Yucon man to you conman is brilliant
They absolutely COOKED on The rail rode man
48:40 from an italian fan, it was a surprise see that they actual speak italian and even a good one
"You have been, tolerated!"
The Wonder % is my hero 😂
I love that hunk fu story
Ohhhhh yeaaaaaa baby
How dare you upload on sunday damn
It's Saturday 😂
@@sarahandspud Shut up mine are different country I only got early
@@luckychong27nun uh
It's saturday🤣🤣 i dare you to tell me to shut up too
@@luckychong27 are we in kindergarten who says shut up anymore 🤣🤦♀️
Amazing
Mrs Richards: "I paid for a room with a view !"
Basil: (pointing to the lovely view) "That is Torquay, Madam ."
Mrs Richards: "It's not good enough!"
Basil: "May I ask what you were expecting to see out of a Torquay hotel bedroom window ? Sydney Opera House, perhaps? the Hanging Gardens of Babylon? Herds of wildebeest sweeping majestically past?..."
Mrs Richards: "Don't be silly! I expect to be able to see the sea!"
Basil: "You can see the sea, it's over there between the land and the sky."
Mrs Richards: "I'm not satisfied. But I shall stay. But I expect a reduction."
Basil: "Why?! Because Krakatoa's not erupting at the moment ?"
Basically a johnny cash😂 i love it tho
The Railroad man
Who knew being a janitor was that epic right lmfao
Grineren 😂😂🤣🤣
Wonder percent he’s my superhero I wanna be just like him when I grow up. Take out the trash, kick ass and take names.😂❤
0:42 who left bro cook? 💀
20:31 Not true...
Salmon boy is fucking adorable.
they had no right to go so hard with the railroad song
I'm only just now realizing during the time travel segment that the narrator says "Hitler's don't just kill themselves!" and yet that it exactly how Hitler died 😂
❤ the rail road man song is very excellent 🎉 😂 its the best meme song ever🎉❤❤❤❤
I would love a fighting game with all the super heroes
18:46 , wow, dude really wanted to be on top, he said he was into tying up not being tied up. Damn
There was a superhero Universe under our nose the entire time, and we never knew it
Crying into a Barfbag
Yes.
sub to this guy he has worked hard and is underrated!
Nice
I wish this had ALL of Season 2. They are missing segments including the opening. I was hoping it would of been like the previous one where all episodes were together.
Must be a…Saturday??? No no no, none of this is right!
9:11 🤣
I LOVE WAR ! 😂
25:27🤔Nigeria🤣🤣🤣
Mazal Tov! Hahahahaahhahahaahaahahahha
Still say the Tolerator is way better than PC Principle
I love Stevie, and you should too
12:56
I see the ppl in the first cartoon were flying on a Boeing airplane
3 superheroes
Idk why reposting old videos is so popular in the last week
Money 💰
@@agamerslament5443 Very True
Can make a video of the lore of a blumkin
31:40 that could have been avoided... Instead of killing each other there is only 1 that needs to be deal with...
the tolaretor is so real for today standard
1:24:10This was just an incredibly funny line