I know I'm 2 years late but the merchant that looks weird from afar but gets normal as you get close to him could be like a spell that hides it's true form and kind of waivers the further you are away from it causing you to get a foggy peak of its true form
I think he’d make a great Cassandra type NPC. I have to admit that in recent years it has become harder and harder to laugh off my “conspiracy nut” friends who rave about how Covid wasn’t bat soup gone wrong, but rather came from the Wuhan Coronavirus Research facility a few blocks away, secret cabals of the world’s rich and powerful political and industrial elite flying to billionaire pedophile islands on pedophile airlines, and Michelle Obama’s dong. “Oh right, Alex...tell us more about this Bear-Owl that ate the villager and invisible stalkers...”
It has been two months since I played Skyrim, but whatever. I read too much into this stuff. The Lusty Argonian Maid is a key worker in my newest inn now. Why does she work in an inn, exactly? (A lot of bedrooms in there, huh?) Well you see, she killed(wasn't actually her) the wife of a man that she baked bread for. She is outlawed from the kingdom that the couple lived in, and, plot twist, the man is a frequent visitor to the inn. Surely it's an accident he gets turned around so much.
This is incredibly helpful and I love it a lot
“don’t touch it because I touched it” is going to be relevant to tonight’s session now
That makes me SO happy 💜 I'm very glad it was helpful!
@@TheBottlecapBrigade y’all’s videos are great from what I’ve seen and I hope your audience continues to grow
High quality content
Ah thank you!! I'm so glad you enjoy what we do! We love making dnd stuff, so hopefully you're right!!
"Don't touch it because I touched it" is absolutely hilarious and my new goal in my campaign is to use that line somewhere
Lol do it! Obstinate characters are the best characters
I know I'm 2 years late but the merchant that looks weird from afar but gets normal as you get close to him could be like a spell that hides it's true form and kind of waivers the further you are away from it causing you to get a foggy peak of its true form
Never too late! That's such a great idea ☺️
Lost it at 'NPC Alex Jones'. XD
He makes a great BBEG hahaha
I think he’d make a great Cassandra type NPC.
I have to admit that in recent years it has become harder and harder to laugh off my “conspiracy nut” friends who rave about how Covid wasn’t bat soup gone wrong, but rather came from the Wuhan Coronavirus Research facility a few blocks away, secret cabals of the world’s rich and powerful political and industrial elite flying to billionaire pedophile islands on pedophile airlines, and Michelle Obama’s dong.
“Oh right, Alex...tell us more about this Bear-Owl that ate the villager and invisible stalkers...”
@@TheBottlecapBrigade he makes the best "guy everyone thinks is nuts but turns out he was right all along."
NPC Alex Jones omg stahhhhp 🤣🤣🤣 plot twist hes always eventually right
God, lets hope not lolol
@@TheBottlecapBrigade yeahhhh..... lol 😆
Halfway through and this video is incredible! Thank you for this 🤣
I was trying to find a good idea for a comedy plot, and i recieved it in the first 3 minutes: hangovered into an Evil Cult xD
Yes!! That's a solid one 🙂
2:42
All true dragons in DND are already sentient.
3:26 is my favorite category
Its all about beer, sex, dragons and bees!
God, just so many bees lol
Haha he used the “lusty Argonian maid” from Skyrim. 🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣
First one to catch that 😂
This is so good, Sam!
Aw thanks so much! It was a blast to make. We're doing another one soon!
Amanda is awesome, high five
It has been two months since I played Skyrim, but whatever. I read too much into this stuff.
The Lusty Argonian Maid is a key worker in my newest inn now. Why does she work in an inn, exactly?
(A lot of bedrooms in there, huh?)
Well you see, she killed(wasn't actually her) the wife of a man that she baked bread for. She is outlawed from the kingdom that the couple lived in, and, plot twist, the man is a frequent visitor to the inn.
Surely it's an accident he gets turned around so much.
Sounds like it's time for another playthrough lol
I'm late to the party but this was very helpful
Never too late imo! Glad this is useful!!
This is nice
All of the bees🤣
SO many
How do you get good enough at improve to spit out this many ideas
I'm just a constant goofball so it kinda just... happens :D
There is something sticky in your pocket. Roll a strength check
You get a letter from a distant shit
Lol Aragorn
You won me at Alex Jones 🤣
I'm so glad 😂
Rofl "Alex Jones ..." got a sub from me
He's a real bummer 😂
Holy fucking bass boost. I cant even hear you homie.
Wait no. I don't like this video.
I LOVE THIS VIDEO. SO, MUCH INSPIRATION AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!
Hell yea! Glad you love it :D
Hello
Hey! How's it goin?
@@TheBottlecapBrigade i didn't expect to get this far
Lol it's ok, none of us do! Hope you're enjoying your Friday!!
You almost lost me as "sick assed dice", but I'll see if the video doesnt improve from there,
😁 hope you enjoyed regardless!
Bad audio
Could not even finish this video. You should add youself to the grifter plot hooks.
Sorry it wasn't your cup of tea! Have a better weekend!
Unnecessary massive intro, will not watch another ep
You can skip ahead :)
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