“MY MUSTACHE HAS DEEMED YOU FACE MY WARIO STEAM!” I now genuinely wish that Wario Waft was renamed to Wario Steam and that the above sentence would be Wario’s new catchphrase.
I just realized something. Remember in Thrown Controllers 2016 where a fat Wario cosplayer stole the lead from the previous champion at the last possible moment of the panel? HIS name was Steve. I think this is that very same kid, all grown up. So that’s TWO recorded wins under his belt.
i hate to say it, but in the original greentext OP said stephen probably died in high school because of how overweight he was, mad props to the dude for sticking it out tho
Say what you will, but that kid has powers stronger than the rest of humanity. All he did was set his mind to something, and he achieved it. Be like him, follow what you dream and you will be strong.
Imagine if Nintendo saw the thread and was like “yeah stephen is a chad let’s fuckin do it” Edit: wait both of those are 20 years old very unlikely that thread was before Wario World
Honestly Wario is a pretty good fit for someone to look up to, he's a modern day renaissance man. He's an amazing treasure hunter and explorer, a professional player of Tennis, Golf, Soccer, Kart racing, etc. He's a successful video game developer and business owner (he owns a freaking mountain/hydro power plant). He's amazingly strong and agile despite his rotund frame, and that's not even mentioning the fact that he has defeated multiple genies and demons in combat. Plus he has pet chickens how could you not love a guy who will destroy a pirate gang to rescue his chicken
The only problem with him is that he has poor working conditions with his company, has outright stolen various artifacts from other people, cheats at sporting events, and generally has a bad attitude.
I'm just picturing Stephen about to light up the whole classroom with his fart, and then the camera cuts to a distant shot of the school when the atomic fart blast from the Super Smash Bros. Brawl trailer explodes 🤣
I was thinking more like Stephen's fart causes not only the room to shake, but it makes the entire school building shake as well as the surrounding area for like, an entire mile in every direction and also causing all windows to shatter while making the smartass gamer fall back from the wind speed, and he closes in on her to literally send her flying through the wall by taking the force of his fart up to eleven, which then causes all the other kids and the teacher to run out either screaming in terror or violently laughing so hard they're crying.
It’s to make reference to an otherwise perfect video game candidate for a replacement of the kid, Berdly. (Yes, I’m aware the kid in the story is a girl, but you cannot deny that they sound like a Berdly type person.)
he says that the teacher's pet talked shit, not the teacher themselfs, so most likely it was that annoying girl everybody knows either by movies or experience
Wario being able to rip the mightiest of ass didn't become part of his character until he was in Smash. Before then he was just a big burly bear of a fella known for shoulder checking everything in sight, hoarding riches that would put Luigi and his mansion to shame, and being literally unkillable. You could set him on fire, freeze him solid, drop a heavy weight on him, he'd walk it off.
I hope Stephen is living an amazing life as the greatest Wario cosplayer to have ever lived. Never backed down when challenged by a smartass teacher's pet gamer. A role model we could all use.
I find it interesting that Stephen actually tried to answer the question legit though. The story makes it sound like Stephen is just this loony who belives he's Wario, but he probably just has a hyperfixation of some sorts. I remember I had a few when I was a kid (and still do). Or maybe i'm overanalyzing this idk.
The Wario Steam has inspired me to unchain my own autism and let it all out. Thank you, Stephen. MY MUSTACHE HAS DEEMED THAT YOU GET MY WARIO STEAM!!!? *Deadlifts 3½pl8 for reps*
OK but the fucking gall of that teacher's pet to straight up laugh in Stephen's face when he genuinely tries to answer a question for once. Kinda deserved it ngl
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Dude lived out his fantasy and went full tilt on those that mocked him without throwing a single punch. Absolute legend.
😂😆🤣ABSOLUTE MADLAD
He may not have hit anyone physically but bioterrorism is still very much a crime.
Quiet Kid vs Wario Fan, who'd win
And that was _before_ Wario Waft existed.
@@astralshadow6193 the reason why Wario Farts is because he eats too much raw Garlic.
Dude, that wasn't a fan, that was Wario. This guy went to school with Wario. He is so blessed to have experienced this.
So blessed
The man the myth the legend
I got it, Stephen was Wario’s middle name, the picture is becoming clearer
@@Officially_Unofficial-1 Stephen was his name before he changed his name to compete with Mario
@@cringetrash3498 I can see both cases being made
Wario's weight is canonically 308 pounds, so Stephen might be the closest we have to a real Wario.
wario real???
real spend
@@peanut3423 W is Real 20XX
real spend ???
@@nicegoatdoctor8224 google translate moment
Remember kids, a fully charged Waft kills at 0 when you’re at the edge
But grandpa, has that actually happened in a match with real players?
@@fleshdadbot6852 I've only seen it once
@Ferbujosbe Wario Steam is the primordial version of the Waft
You encountered a nameless god
@@A.Z.296
You want fun?
*Wario show you fun!*
(Teacher begins softly puking in the background)
*WARIO ASS RIPPING*
@@just8dew999 the reason why Wario Farts is because he eats too much raw Garlic.
Kindly barfing
@@wahtinthegoddamn1487 gently vomiting
@@chronicgrailspolite ejection
somehow the half-dubs where people laugh their ass off while reading (Sims 3 patch notes, glamrock freddy among us) are funnier than some AAA movies
Say good bye to those 96 likes!
Max0r's MGR incorrect summary
True!
So true
Is it the same guy? I’m trying to find more vids like these cuz it’s hella funny
“MY MUSTACHE HAS DEEMED YOU FACE MY WARIO STEAM!”
I now genuinely wish that Wario Waft was renamed to Wario Steam and that the above sentence would be Wario’s new catchphrase.
That line needs to be framed.
I really dislike toilet humor and the fact that the waft actually exists, but I am one hundred and one percent on board with this
@@no64256 it's not toilet humor, it's not happening on the toilet
@@no64256 the reason why Wario Farts is because he eats too much raw Garlic.
If my dream of working on nintendo ever happens i will try to rename it
I just realized something.
Remember in Thrown Controllers 2016 where a fat Wario cosplayer stole the lead from the previous champion at the last possible moment of the panel? HIS name was Steve.
I think this is that very same kid, all grown up. So that’s TWO recorded wins under his belt.
Good to know his loyalty never wavered.
@@SomeAsian Wah-vered
i hate to say it, but in the original greentext OP said stephen probably died in high school because of how overweight he was, mad props to the dude for sticking it out tho
@@Micha-Hil rip my man’s
@@Micha-Hil emphasis in probably
Say what you will, but that kid has powers stronger than the rest of humanity. All he did was set his mind to something, and he achieved it. Be like him, follow what you dream and you will be strong.
If he can become Wario I'm gonna become Luigi
@@pottedplant37_ 3 days until a-mario, steal your liver! Wahooo.
@@pottedplant37_Do it, by doing absolutely nothing.
0:27)
"Wario Pile Driver!"
My mans Steven predicted Wario World
Imagine if Nintendo saw the thread and was like “yeah stephen is a chad let’s fuckin do it”
Edit: wait both of those are 20 years old very unlikely that thread was before Wario World
Honestly Wario is a pretty good fit for someone to look up to, he's a modern day renaissance man. He's an amazing treasure hunter and explorer, a professional player of Tennis, Golf, Soccer, Kart racing, etc. He's a successful video game developer and business owner (he owns a freaking mountain/hydro power plant). He's amazingly strong and agile despite his rotund frame, and that's not even mentioning the fact that he has defeated multiple genies and demons in combat.
Plus he has pet chickens how could you not love a guy who will destroy a pirate gang to rescue his chicken
The only problem with him is that he has poor working conditions with his company, has outright stolen various artifacts from other people, cheats at sporting events, and generally has a bad attitude.
@@wumpus976 so just like normal higher ups then?
@@rayisi1502 well played.
@@rayisi1502 those are very good points, especially the first one.
@@wumpus976 gotta play all the cards you have, even the ones you don't have
“Down B kill in eight player smash. Kills the entire party at once.”
Don’t worry I do play smash competitively
Broke: Wario Waft
Woke: Wario Steam
Stephen was fucking spherical
The flies that landed on Stephen think he’s flat
SPHERICAL
Stephen on the orb
Except me who is a Chevy truck
Stephen was committed to his character, and he never backed down gotta respect that.
This is the wonders that representation in media can do! 🧄
The fact that you started laughing during the middle of this shows the true absurdity of this whole thing XD
"Didn't even understand the games. Just liked Wario."
The pure, beautiful simplicity of Stephen.
I hope he's ok wherever he is.
I think the OP later said he died
@@urieldiazavellaneda405 :(
@@urieldiazavellaneda405 OP said "PROBABLY". He COULD still be alive.
I'm just picturing Stephen about to light up the whole classroom with his fart, and then the camera cuts to a distant shot of the school when the atomic fart blast from the Super Smash Bros. Brawl trailer explodes 🤣
Mustard gas
I was thinking more like Stephen's fart causes not only the room to shake, but it makes the entire school building shake as well as the surrounding area for like, an entire mile in every direction and also causing all windows to shatter while making the smartass gamer fall back from the wind speed, and he closes in on her to literally send her flying through the wall by taking the force of his fart up to eleven, which then causes all the other kids and the teacher to run out either screaming in terror or violently laughing so hard they're crying.
I WAS ALREADY CRYING OF LAUGHTER BUT THIS MADE ME.ALMOST SOB A LAUGH I
The bell doesn't dismiss you, MY WARIO STEAM does.
Made me chuckle. Thx
Such a Wario-chad
You left out the ending text where anon says “Stephan’s probably dead, he was morbidly obese all the way through high school too”
Legends never die.
he at least left this world a legendary moment
The fact Stephen had the power to rip the fattest of farts at someone to make a literal gust of wind just means he is the one XD
Man really hit them with that down B
1:00 that laughter gives me life
I love how you censored the slur with gamer
It’s to make reference to an otherwise perfect video game candidate for a replacement of the kid, Berdly. (Yes, I’m aware the kid in the story is a girl, but you cannot deny that they sound like a Berdly type person.)
This man went on to voice Caine. Things change, and fast
thank you so much for taking my suggestion! this was the most hilarious thing i've listened to all week lmao
Brings a whole new meaning to "Wario will show you fun"
R.I.P. the teacher
more like “rip” the teacher am i right
i’m funny please laugh
@@peanut3423 lol
@@peanut3423 Eh heh heh
HAEAHAEAHAEAHAEAH!!
@@peanut3423 [[Spamton laugh goes here]]
That's some eldritch horror story ya got there.
Had to give time to digest, and only today (watched It yesterday) I got to give It a like
Wait. Why didn't Stephen do that to the classmate?
Guess he just hated the teacher and wanted an excuse.
I think that Stephen did unleash the wario steam on the teachers pet, and the the teachers pet was a girl.
Wait how do we know he was talking about the teacher though? He doesn't mention that does he?
he says that the teacher's pet talked shit, not the teacher themselfs, so most likely it was that annoying girl everybody knows either by movies or experience
I just hope she didn’t inhale any of that “Wario Steam.” She would’ve been unable to taste ANYTHING afterwards.
I love how you read it straightforward until Stephen bent his ass towards the teachers pet. I don't blame you for laughing. Its hilarious 🤣
"Stephen, no.wav" always kills me
"My mustache has deemed her hat you get Wario's steam"
Must be a line before Wario's Ultimate smash
One of the best green text readings. Reminds me of the guy who read the patch notes of The Sims 3, great work Alex.
Wario being able to rip the mightiest of ass didn't become part of his character until he was in Smash. Before then he was just a big burly bear of a fella known for shoulder checking everything in sight, hoarding riches that would put Luigi and his mansion to shame, and being literally unkillable. You could set him on fire, freeze him solid, drop a heavy weight on him, he'd walk it off.
0:50 may have been the greatest sentence that has ever been created
"M҉Y҉ M҉U҉S҉T҉A҉C҉H҉E҉ H҉A҉S҉ D҉E҉E҉M҉E҉D҉ Y҉O҉U҉ S҉H҉A҉L҉L҉ G҉E҉T҉ M҉Y҉ W҉A҉R҉I҉O҉ S҉T҉E҉A҉M҉!"
oHno
@@ajnurtnick3460 Leans away from her, ass pointed right at her
This is gonna be the most appropriate use of this line yet: “That story was a load of ass.” Lol
MY MUSTACHE HAS DEEMED
THAT YOU GET
T H E W A R I O S T E A M
Best, most Wario-like quote, *ever*
Imagine if Will Smith walked up to Chris Rock and said, "My mustache has deemed that you get my Wario steam!"
>MY MUSTACHE HAS DEEMED THAT YOU GET MY WARIO STEAM
legend
Wario steam triggered my fight or flight response
I hope Stephen is living an amazing life as the greatest Wario cosplayer to have ever lived. Never backed down when challenged by a smartass teacher's pet gamer. A role model we could all use.
god that wario impression just makes it so much better
I would not fuck with someone who could fart on command like that: especially with such…uh…force.
“MY MUSTACHE HAS DEEMED YOU FACE MY WARIO STEAM!”
*Reverb, bass boosted sound of foghorn*
The “Wario Pile Driver” implicates that Stephen pile drived someone
Not many videos are in my pantheon of "This actually hurts to be laughing this hard but I can't stop." But, I am glad to say there's a new addition.
We need this to be animated
ruclips.net/video/P__uknTO4HU/видео.html
Why does it say it has a reply and it doesn’t
@@prime_231 now it does
@@DAGGR Okay
This is my absolute favorite green text story, nothing will beat the wario steam
“Doesn’t say anything Wario related”
“Gets it wrong”
The most powerful lad on Earth.
*STEPHEN, NO!!!*
“STEPHEN, YES!”
@@homuraakemi103 *BOOM!*
this is the greatest RUclips video of all time , I've gone back here well over 100 times.
Bruh, this is singlehandedly the craziest and funniest shit ever. Thank u to Clam Squid and Alex for making my day.
I’ll bet Stephen had only one single long-term life goal: Become Wario
Gotta wonder how Stephen’s doing these days
what haunts me is how stephen just had a fart (a fully-charged wario waft, if you will) ready to go for that exact moment
ROFL!!!
I wasn't expecting to laugh as hard as I did watching this.
You should do these audio thread videos more often.
I find it interesting that Stephen actually tried to answer the question legit though. The story makes it sound like Stephen is just this loony who belives he's Wario, but he probably just has a hyperfixation of some sorts. I remember I had a few when I was a kid (and still do). Or maybe i'm overanalyzing this idk.
"my mustache has deemed that you get my Wario steam" is what I say when I hit a waft in Smash now.
So little videos make me laugh recently, you did it, you rekindled my flare
I'm tearing up this is too good
I started choking while reading this from laughing its just so stupid
It would seem that Wario has committed a war crime
The true Wario, this whole time.
This guy needs to be wario in the second Mario movie
this is by far this funniest story ever, i dont care if its fake the wario steam gets me every time
this has got to be one of the funniest videos I've watched 😭
It's not the same without the earrape wario voice at the Wario steam part.
"MY MOUSTACHE HAS DEEMED THAT YOU GET THE WARIO STEAM!!!!!!!!"
As Caine would say: “Clean up on aisle YOU!”
Pour one out for Stephen, homie is a legend for loving Wario, and I pray that he still enjoys Wario to this day 💖🧄
The Wario Steam has inspired me to unchain my own autism and let it all out.
Thank you, Stephen. MY MUSTACHE HAS DEEMED THAT YOU GET MY WARIO STEAM!!!? *Deadlifts 3½pl8 for reps*
We found the wario messiah boys
Bro had waft charged up
Stephen is too powerful.
Can't tell if this kid's a madlad or just mad.
Alex Rochon, voice of Caine, reading the Wario greentext? My life is complete
"Stephen, no.wav" is where I started laughing
Someone PLEASE animate this
I wish this too
What if the one who posted this was Stephen the whole time
This is probably one of the funniest videos i have ever watched
The censorship using "gamer" kind of conflicts with the smartass girl's portrayal
I need more greentext readings from alex
2 years later and this is still one of the funniest things on the Internet
WORIO BACK BLAST CLEAR
OK but the fucking gall of that teacher's pet to straight up laugh in Stephen's face when he genuinely tries to answer a question for once.
Kinda deserved it ngl
He would Be a Perfect Wario cosplayer
what has Wario been eating...?
Garlic. He eats raw garlic.
I am speechless.
Yes
I got a tear from this. Not from the gas, but from laughing.
He must've a Wario Main in Smash Bros. WAHAHAHA!
I have no idea what I was expecting when I saw this video in my recommendations
Sakurai: Write that down! Write that down!
I fucking love 4chan at times, was straight up laughing myself to tears at the 'her hair gust from the fart blast' line.
I wish I knew this kid personally, because if I did and lived near him, I'd buy him a pizza. He really deserves it for this display.
Dude, I like your Spamton G. Spamton impression
Stephen had that 25 killstreak saved for the best 0:57
You can always tell when I'm about to fart, the Sonic drowning music comes on as I race to the toilet.
This was beautiful btw. 10/10 content.