Trump Attacks Woodward, Demands Op-Ed Investigation: A Closer Look

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  • Seth takes a closer look at President Trump calling for an investigation into the New York Times' anonymous op-ed and slamming Bob Woodward's book about the chaos in the White House.
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  • @kylestubbs8867
    @kylestubbs8867 5 лет назад +585

    "The fact is, calling Donald Trump an incompetent moron is not a crime. It's not even new information."
    -Seth Meyers, 2018

    • @mollylynne8848
      @mollylynne8848 5 лет назад +10

      Iconic

    • @Codacoli
      @Codacoli 5 лет назад +8

      Which is why it's not a national secret.

    • @Lupus-iv7jp
      @Lupus-iv7jp 5 лет назад +8

      I could tell you that trump is bonkers and i live across an ocean

    • @burtosis
      @burtosis 5 лет назад +6

      I hear people take stuff off trumps desk because he is so stupid he forgets and won't sign. I think he should re sign.

    • @gayleelliott3319
      @gayleelliott3319 5 лет назад +2

      Love Seth Meyers, 2018!

  • @rebekahshoop2949
    @rebekahshoop2949 5 лет назад +490

    Kellyanne Conway has to be one of the most annoying, dishonest, passive aggressive liar I have ever had to unintentionally catch clips of. What the hell is her motivation and how does she live with herself?

    • @JadenKaye
      @JadenKaye 5 лет назад +50

      rebekah shoop Bigger question, why does CNN continue to engage this thirsty heifer? She’s an excuse to change the channel and watch BBC News, who’d chew her up and spit her out.

    • @EazyE11
      @EazyE11 5 лет назад +10

      Unless she wrote the OP ed??? 🤔

    • @IAmValenwind
      @IAmValenwind 5 лет назад +24

      she reminds me of my stepmother.
      ...my stepmother tried to kill me once. i can see kellyanne conway going off the deep end in a manic attack and killing her own kids.

    • @barajasfamilybarajas3116
      @barajasfamilybarajas3116 5 лет назад +12

      Come on guys... Don't be mean to YZMA....LMAO

    • @anthonyellis4915
      @anthonyellis4915 5 лет назад +16

      @@IAmValenwind - She's not that bad. O.o You should see her stand-up routine. There are also videos of when she was paid to be anti-Trump before she was paid to be pro-Trump. She'll say whatever she has been paid to say.

  • @emmbeesea
    @emmbeesea 5 лет назад +124

    Conway: "From what I understand..."
    Question: What do you understand?

    • @666Tomato666
      @666Tomato666 5 лет назад +3

      that Twittler in Chief is the Supreme Leader and his word is the law, especially if his word goes against facts, logic or laws of physics

    • @hitreset0291
      @hitreset0291 5 лет назад +1

      Answer. Nada!

    • @f_USAF-Lt.G
      @f_USAF-Lt.G 5 лет назад +1

      She understands giving support like that keeps her lavish lifestyle going... So, she'll still be doing it well past Trump's age.

  • @Dayman90
    @Dayman90 5 лет назад +496

    Who to believe; Donald “My inauguration crowds were the biggest” Trump or the journalist who brought down Nixon? Hmmm....

    • @666Tomato666
      @666Tomato666 5 лет назад +31

      Donald "Anolumous" or a journalist who writes about facts for a living

    • @nycpolo5554
      @nycpolo5554 5 лет назад +10

      they were huuuge..lol

    • @blessingjohnchelliah4317
      @blessingjohnchelliah4317 5 лет назад +9

      Strange, no one giggled when he mispronounced 'anonymous.' ...unless they feared being kicked out of the rally !

    • @666Tomato666
      @666Tomato666 5 лет назад +10

      +Blessing John Chelliah most of them struggle with 3 syllable words and that's a 5 syllable word, they were impressed that he managed this much

    • @dayriner
      @dayriner 5 лет назад +1

      Good point. Is going to be a rough one.

  • @mgscarborough
    @mgscarborough 5 лет назад +200

    The only thing I don't like about Woodward's new book is the cover: Trump isn't red; he's orange.

    • @daviannapatrick
      @daviannapatrick 5 лет назад +2

      Guzeebo 😄😄😄😄😱

    • @franniealbaugh1298
      @franniealbaugh1298 5 лет назад +7

      All Putin’s puppets are commie red.

    • @cisco8650
      @cisco8650 5 лет назад +3

      It is probably red for red flag or Russian red.

    • @salc9593
      @salc9593 5 лет назад +1

      True.... but his bestie from the Kremlin is RED... hint, hint.... :-)

    • @rebeccamckinney9361
      @rebeccamckinney9361 5 лет назад

      😁😁😁😁😁

  • @wearelegion1163
    @wearelegion1163 5 лет назад +467

    Who gave him the word excoriated? He has no idea what that means.

    • @JadenKaye
      @JadenKaye 5 лет назад +46

      We Are Legion How is it he can’t pronounce the easier word anonymous?

    • @IAmValenwind
      @IAmValenwind 5 лет назад +43

      i bet he has a Word Of The Day calendar, and it popped up the day prior.

    • @boondocksdragon8959
      @boondocksdragon8959 5 лет назад +33

      @@IAmValenwind No way he's even smart enough to have one of those. Someone totally wrote that for him. 😂

    • @floydammons5429
      @floydammons5429 5 лет назад +6

      past tense: excoriated; past participle: excoriated
      1.
      formal
      censure or criticize severely.
      "the papers that had been excoriating him were now lauding him"
      2.
      MEDICINE
      damage or remove part of the surface of (the skin).
      synonyms: abrade, rub away, rub raw, scrape, scratch, chafe; More

    • @LuizAlexPhoenix
      @LuizAlexPhoenix 5 лет назад +11

      @@JadenKaye
      He has an issue with the letter N because it involves puffing air between his teeth. Most likely, he has some issue in his mouth.

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage 5 лет назад +220

    "Elementary, my dear Watson.. My education level is elementary.."

    • @tinaloveseddie
      @tinaloveseddie 5 лет назад +4

      New Message 😂😂💀

    • @cisco8650
      @cisco8650 5 лет назад +5

      Not to mention his behavior and petty insults and nicknames. It truly reminds me of my days in grade school.

    • @doctorthirteen5727
      @doctorthirteen5727 5 лет назад +5

      New Message "We have to gather clues, but first get me a Diet Coke"

    • @chrisp4170
      @chrisp4170 5 лет назад +2

      New Message Or perhaps „alimentary“?

    • @daveroberts6884
      @daveroberts6884 5 лет назад

      Pre-elementary my dear Watson.

  • @-xRunnerG
    @-xRunnerG 5 лет назад +121

    Thank you Seth for making me laugh during these troubling times. 👍✌🖖

    • @asuka_the_void_witch
      @asuka_the_void_witch 5 лет назад

      When have times not been troubling? Honestly.

    • @-xRunnerG
      @-xRunnerG 5 лет назад

      @@asuka_the_void_witch I'd have to say during the Obama administration.

    • @asuka_the_void_witch
      @asuka_the_void_witch 5 лет назад

      Right , so during those years, poverty, war, famine, rape, drug abuse, bullying, political corruption, corporate fraud etc etc didn't exist? gtfo

    • @-xRunnerG
      @-xRunnerG 5 лет назад

      Phobe Laxu I didn’t say that It didn’t. I just said times were better under Obama then the Trumptard.

    • @asuka_the_void_witch
      @asuka_the_void_witch 5 лет назад

      No; you said times were not troubling during Obama admin. In case you misspoke, fine.

  • @NevadaBoss
    @NevadaBoss 5 лет назад +198

    So, I spoke to my fifth grader nephew...and he was DEEPLY resentful at being compared to the Dotard in Chief, Pres. David Dennison. "Hey, I never paid any hookers or porn stars off..ANOMINOMINSLY!" he explained. "I knew in second grade that it's pronounced anonymous, for Christ's sake."
    Kid's got a point. #BILLY2020!
    BIGLY!

    • @shabanamrohit9476
      @shabanamrohit9476 5 лет назад +8

      Even Donald Duck is ashamed of his name now and he want to change it..

  • @Goomer
    @Goomer 5 лет назад +101

    How can those people go to those rallies and not realize what a self indulgent, incompetent and vile man he is? Are they brain dead?

    • @steelhere5519
      @steelhere5519 5 лет назад +8

      Most of those people are paid to be there.

    • @anthonyellis4915
      @anthonyellis4915 5 лет назад +7

      I thought it was $50 just to show up.

    • @mlpfanboy1701
      @mlpfanboy1701 5 лет назад +9

      Phil Ricci you couldn’t pay me enough to be there.

    • @billowens8051
      @billowens8051 5 лет назад +1

      Yep. Pretty much.

    • @xy6845
      @xy6845 5 лет назад +2

      Goomer well apparently that's what they like about him. His ego is what makes him popular with certain people. Yeah, i know it is sick.

  • @YoloSwagkiller1997
    @YoloSwagkiller1997 5 лет назад +220

    I thought that Trump only hires the best! And that we would be tired of winning. SAD!!!

    • @ACU_misfit
      @ACU_misfit 5 лет назад +13

      Anonunmunmous!

    • @stevewise1656
      @stevewise1656 5 лет назад +2

      Optimus Prime yes only the best third and fourth stingers now.

    • @IAmValenwind
      @IAmValenwind 5 лет назад +4

      if this is winning, yeah... i'm pretty tired of it, and would rather go back to losing. lol

    • @thenobleandmightybeaver4411
      @thenobleandmightybeaver4411 5 лет назад +2

      I have to say I am exhausted.

    • @sassyjones9747
      @sassyjones9747 5 лет назад +2

      Yeah the best at being dumb ass criminals... I wouldn't be surprised if they all appear on the show World's Dumbest... It's just crazy how they don't even try to have any finesse about pulling off their crime. Damn

  • @briananderson6566
    @briananderson6566 5 лет назад +30

    Trump can be a stand up comedian, all he has to do is stand there and we all would start laughing 😂

  • @aprilwearsgucci
    @aprilwearsgucci 5 лет назад +414

    Trump supporters good luck trying to discredit Bob Woodward?

    • @rgwak
      @rgwak 5 лет назад +56

      "What does Woodward know about impeachment???"
      "Uh, Watergate."
      "NO COLLUSION!"
      **smh**

    • @JSythe
      @JSythe 5 лет назад +28

      aprilwearsgucci❤💋 they’ll say that he’s part of the big deep state conspiracy including most news outlets, media, authors, majority of the humans on earth, etc.

    • @kasag37
      @kasag37 5 лет назад +31

      hes one of the communist pedophile lizard people from mars that are running the deep state, or deep fryer or what ever it is this week

    • @RetroBackslash
      @RetroBackslash 5 лет назад +27

      You fool Brisn! You've been tricked, it's not the lizard people, it's the mole people. They're the ones behind all this and they're trying to blame it on their mortal enemies the lizard people! It's a distraction! Always look down... they're underneath us... listening to us... planning!

    • @Thumbsupurbum
      @Thumbsupurbum 5 лет назад +20

      They'll claim he's a pedophile in 3...2....1....

  • @johnpelletier7641
    @johnpelletier7641 5 лет назад +23

    Seth's A Closer Look's get more brilliant with each installment. This one is off the charts.

    • @richardhealy
      @richardhealy 5 лет назад

      That "No.", had me legit choking on my cornflakes trying to swallow/laugh.
      Goddamn Seth. A little warning next time!

  • @kida4313
    @kida4313 5 лет назад +65

    plaid shirt guy rules

  • @FilmArtPhoto
    @FilmArtPhoto 5 лет назад +41

    "stubby meat paws"... I'm dying! XD

  • @ed_leonardi
    @ed_leonardi 5 лет назад +21

    New hero: Plaid shirt guy

  • @jayzenitram9621
    @jayzenitram9621 5 лет назад +34

    Are you kidding me, Trump didn't even write that tweet - not unhinged and redundant enough and big words like barrage are not in Trump's vocabulary.

    • @firstwave1890
      @firstwave1890 5 лет назад

      Big words like ,And and the,are not in that idiots Vocabulary

  • @arielaburto7208
    @arielaburto7208 5 лет назад +116

    Even if they find the op-ed author that won't change anything and someone else will take its place and so on.

    • @richardhealy
      @richardhealy 5 лет назад +3

      Hail Hydra!

    • @f_USAF-Lt.G
      @f_USAF-Lt.G 5 лет назад +2

      But the lie detector results are the Big Headlines:
      100% of suspects test positive for calling President a moron
      Search continues amid revelation that all suspects called Trump a moron
      Jeff Sessions admits that he can not prosecute everyone that said the same things he's already said...

    • @arielaburto7208
      @arielaburto7208 5 лет назад

      @@f_USAF-Lt.G they should put the lie detector on Trump. That thing would probably catch fire.

  • @OriginalPiMan
    @OriginalPiMan 5 лет назад +38

    5:30 Trump has been anonymous plenty of times. For about a decade he acted as he own spokesperson and publicist under a couple of different pseudonyms.

    • @bwyyc2886
      @bwyyc2886 5 лет назад +2

      That's the reason why he never trusts anonymous sources - he lied all those times he acted as an anonymous source 😂😂😂

    • @f_USAF-Lt.G
      @f_USAF-Lt.G 5 лет назад +1

      Yeah, but other people's pseudonyms for him are based on reality!!

    • @OriginalPiMan
      @OriginalPiMan 5 лет назад +2

      @@f_USAF-Lt.G
      That's not what a pseudonym is...

  • @jim1550
    @jim1550 5 лет назад +454

    6:07 Godspeed Plaid shirt Guy, godspeed

    • @owingsmillss
      @owingsmillss 5 лет назад +5

      Disappeared quickly

    • @draganoiugeorge6010
      @draganoiugeorge6010 5 лет назад +28

      he lasted about an hour tho. a truly epic hour. even if he doesnt get paid, the trippy experience he just had beats any shrooms he would have bought

    • @elgieswift3498
      @elgieswift3498 5 лет назад +11

      Plaid shirt Guy, Girl with Black Glasses, and White T-Shirt with Big Chest Guy... all three replaced by grinning females who should have taken the torch and continued what the first three did. They missed their chance.

    • @stretch46able
      @stretch46able 5 лет назад +5

      brilliant

    • @samanthanickson6478
      @samanthanickson6478 5 лет назад +5

      secret service held plaid shirt guy, a 17 year old, for hours against his will in a room away from everyone. no one knew where he wasn't allowed to notify anyone of his whereabouts. they love detaining people against their will and not letting anybody know where they are.

  • @karmaruns3802
    @karmaruns3802 5 лет назад +27

    And the guy to trumps left gets replaced for his expressions in the middle of the Montana rally

    • @richardhealy
      @richardhealy 5 лет назад +8

      By two vacant grinning bimbos gurning for the camera.
      It's really shameless.
      But it's a republican rally for the orange buffoon so, I mean, what were we expecting?
      Plaidshirtguy spiked the absurd pomposity of the rally headshot perfectly. And The Stepford Replacers are a perfect phoney inditement of the self-obsesssion with image.

  • @kiza4178
    @kiza4178 5 лет назад +24

    let's all cheer for plaid shirt guy!! He is a true American!

  • @danrion8839
    @danrion8839 5 лет назад +43

    The guy who could not pronounce Anonymous is the president of the United Shhhtates.

    • @UTU49
      @UTU49 5 лет назад +1

      I, personally, do not have all the best words, but I'm pretty sure it's pronounced "the United Shesh".

    • @CherylO05
      @CherylO05 5 лет назад

      LibHunk #damshame

  • @Alwaysgrim
    @Alwaysgrim 5 лет назад +21

    Calling it a Trump rally isn't right call it what it really is a "CLAN rally".

  • @broddr
    @broddr 5 лет назад +15

    I think it was written by several people all trying to restrain Trump. That way, when asked "did you write it?" any one of the authors could truthfully day "no". That's because he/she only wrote paragraphs 3-5, not the _entire_ op ed.

    • @timeaesnyx
      @timeaesnyx 5 лет назад

      Brad Hansen say not day, but good theory

  • @ACU_misfit
    @ACU_misfit 5 лет назад +149

    The only well oiled machine is Malania's vibrator.

    • @kendomyers
      @kendomyers 5 лет назад +11

      I dont think she is capable of having a sex drive after getting mounted by Trump

    • @carrie0508
      @carrie0508 5 лет назад +4

      But that was only once ( we know it was once, hmmm or do we??-maybe he ain't her babys daddy), and it was a long time ago......Something about your hubby ridin porn stars bareback, can be a little off putting!! That's why she's in NYC or separate room??? Where is she? She hasn't been seen in a while....

    • @andrewr3362
      @andrewr3362 5 лет назад +2

      oh lord

    • @ACU_misfit
      @ACU_misfit 5 лет назад +7

      @@kendomyers have you seen the way she looks at Obama?..lol she wants the BBC.

    • @adamtzsch
      @adamtzsch 5 лет назад

      FN- 2187
      Who’s “Malania”?

  • @Freespirit5371
    @Freespirit5371 5 лет назад +45

    Trump will have a lot of time to write his book from prison!

    • @KhayJayArt
      @KhayJayArt 5 лет назад +3

      YOU THINK HE CAN WRITE?!
      HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    • @thomaskantor
      @thomaskantor 5 лет назад +1

      "Mein Trumpf"

    • @lillianshooter4626
      @lillianshooter4626 5 лет назад +1

      Khadijah Johnson he may asks his jail mate to write his book under his name hahaha. ...

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage 5 лет назад +96

    Trump's book will certainly be a pop-up... And the Stormy Daniels chapter will be EPIC.

    • @carterfamily3890
      @carterfamily3890 5 лет назад +1

      If it's a pop-up I may read it! Lol

    • @godlessrecovery8880
      @godlessrecovery8880 5 лет назад +3

      I think that page will look more like braille.

    • @liquidminds
      @liquidminds 5 лет назад +3

      +New Message I bet it will just be 2 balloons with nipples drawn on, that you can blow up, glued to the pages. Nothing special.
      Maybe an address and instructions on how to donate to Donald Trumps Fund for the Support of Self Employed women who suffer from a need to talk too much.

    • @rebeccarichards5710
      @rebeccarichards5710 5 лет назад +1

      HE'S GOT LOTS MORE STORMYS TO COME BETTER SAVE HIS PENNIES CAUSE PUTIN WON'T EVEN COME TO US HE BETTER NOT. VOTE BLUE

  • @jimsvideos7201
    @jimsvideos7201 5 лет назад +7

    Also a Geiger counter, which has at its heart a Geiger-*Müller* tube? That's the kind of finely engineered shade I like to see.

  • @tyronewilliams7284
    @tyronewilliams7284 5 лет назад +12

    Awww man he didn't mention the plaid shirt guy 😂

  • @anonymousjoker946
    @anonymousjoker946 5 лет назад +36

    I saw the plaid shirt guy

  • @jeffweiss848
    @jeffweiss848 5 лет назад +70

    No mention of the plaid shirt guy?

    • @buckrogers7498
      @buckrogers7498 5 лет назад +11

      The plaid shirt guy needs no introduction.

    • @annek1226
      @annek1226 5 лет назад +1

      Jeff Weiss
      His people hired the people that filled the lobby when he rode the elevator in Trump Tower to announce he was running for president! So what about plaid shirt guy is either surprising or significant?

    • @geoffbaumgartner5335
      @geoffbaumgartner5335 5 лет назад +5

      PSG kept a straight face when he said "I think I'm pretty competent!"
      Better than I could've done..
      Also, minor nitpick above, it was an escalator.

    • @pponcho8245
      @pponcho8245 5 лет назад

      F that guy. He didn't do nothing

    • @carrie0508
      @carrie0508 5 лет назад +7

      Plaid shirt guy is a HS student, who thought it would be cool to go to his rally and see what he was talking about. Don Lemon interviewed him. Him and some friends went to check it out, and found Chump lying like a rug, and he was making those faces...they replaced him and the guy to the right of Chump in the white shirt. He said they detained him for about 10 min, then asked him to leave.

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage 5 лет назад +115

    Kellyanne looks freshly ironed tonight, I see.

  • @farnorth13
    @farnorth13 5 лет назад +3

    the look on Trump's face as he tries to pronounce anonymous ..... I could watch it over and over...it never gets old....lol

  • @payne_is_goodr.j.9563
    @payne_is_goodr.j.9563 5 лет назад +54

    He is comparing his rants to one of the greatest speeches in American History oh he's stale all right SMH

    • @xy6845
      @xy6845 5 лет назад

      Well stable genius obviously. Whaddayakno next time he'll be comparin' himself to Albert Einstein.

  • @kendomyers
    @kendomyers 5 лет назад +20

    He can say excoriated but not anonymous?!?!

    • @annek1226
      @annek1226 5 лет назад +3

      Morty Sanchez. They try and teach him one new word a year and he’s like a toddler who has just completed potty training! Look what I can do all by myself!!

    • @mypillowguy445
      @mypillowguy445 5 лет назад +4

      Morty Sanchez S is his Achilles heel.
      God Blesh the United Schtatsches
      Anominous

    • @stevieinselby
      @stevieinselby 5 лет назад

      I was surprised that "excoriated" wasn't picked up. How many people at the rally know what it means (including #45 himself)? Well, plaid shirt guy, for one, but any more?

    • @kendomyers
      @kendomyers 5 лет назад

      @@stevieinselby
      Seriously though its not about the words for them, he could start making up big words and they would still cheer at all the right points
      Bglgkdbsbdk Locker Her Up!
      _woooooot_
      Hsgshwjwbdi Build That Wall!
      _woooooot_
      Gsvsvahakk MAGA!
      _woooooooooooot_

  • @_PatrickStar
    @_PatrickStar 5 лет назад +6

    Stopping at 5:00 & 7:00
    Is it just me, or did they replace the three straight faced, unenthusiastic people directly behind Trump with three smiling, happy faced people mid-speech?

    • @ahartify
      @ahartify 5 лет назад

      Oh, yes they did!

  • @RetroBackslash
    @RetroBackslash 5 лет назад +42

    How can "unnamed and enenomonous... enenmanamous...anonymous" sources be disproven?

  • @Salchipapafied
    @Salchipapafied 5 лет назад +126

    Amomynous

    • @corinnemarisol8056
      @corinnemarisol8056 5 лет назад +18

      An anomylnmouss...
      Really, an anonehmuss....

    • @Salchipapafied
      @Salchipapafied 5 лет назад +16

      I have the best words in the United Shates.

    • @neutronpixie6106
      @neutronpixie6106 5 лет назад +5

      no no... he meant "An Amish"

    • @richardhealy
      @richardhealy 5 лет назад +9

      Amomymoose. Doot doo dee doot. Amomymoose. Doot doo doo doo. Amomymoose.

    • @EazyE11
      @EazyE11 5 лет назад +5

      Amomynous covfefe

  • @michaelpipkin9942
    @michaelpipkin9942 5 лет назад +520

    Faaaaaaaatheerrr!! NNOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @jamesglover8275
    @jamesglover8275 5 лет назад +5

    Plaid shirt guy LOL!

  • @rgwak
    @rgwak 5 лет назад +25

    5:01 - Yo son! Better hit up CVS and grab some extra strength Poligrip. You gotta up your denture game, for real! 🎃
    #Amonymush

    • @IAmValenwind
      @IAmValenwind 5 лет назад +2

      dude, i wear dentures *without* adhesives, and i'm a poor speaker, and even *i* don't mangle my words that badly. that's just simple dumbassery, not dentures.

    • @juneladyface9956
      @juneladyface9956 5 лет назад

      Drugs?

  • @garysinnott340
    @garysinnott340 5 лет назад +5

    Who the hell taught Trump the word "excoriated"? Lincoln's iconic speech was over & done in under two minutes and the person who spoke for two _hours_ before him said he wished *he'd* written what Lincoln had said. The difference between Lincoln and Trump is that people listened to what Lincoln had to say and took time to digest the meaning but listening to the marmalade Mussolini for under two minutes generally makes a person nauseous and puts them off digesting _anything!_

  • @mgfan81
    @mgfan81 5 лет назад +19

    Trump rallies now sound like they use simulated/pre-recorded cheers and applause, because I did not see anyone cheering or applauding.

  • @browniechomp
    @browniechomp 5 лет назад +47

    Spanky McBonespurs needs to go!

    • @UTU49
      @UTU49 5 лет назад +1

      I really hope that name sticks. Or another name that's something like it.
      Imagine if 20 years from now, Trump is universally referred to as "President Spanky McBonespurs". That would be an amusing end to this colossal nightmare.

    • @browniechomp
      @browniechomp 5 лет назад +1

      @@UTU49 Agreed! I don't have twitter, FB, etc. I guess if you want to help the cause, maybe tweet #ImpeachSpankyMcBonespurs :)

  • @danielday713
    @danielday713 5 лет назад +5

    In the words of Inspector Clouseau, "I will solv-ed the case of the anonymous op-ed. It won't be easy, I have failed where many have succeeded. Now, I must go to the pho-en to call Yheff."

  • @tronalddump2267
    @tronalddump2267 5 лет назад +17

    First condemnation of the Confederacy that Trump has issued.

    • @jessicalee333
      @jessicalee333 5 лет назад +3

      Southern Republicans LOVE the Confederacy, but still love blaming the Democrats for slavery and racism, and being "the party of Lincoln".

    • @mlpfanboy1701
      @mlpfanboy1701 5 лет назад

      Jessica Lee yah dispite the fact that the confederacy was the ENEMY OF LINCOLN.

  • @payne_is_goodr.j.9563
    @payne_is_goodr.j.9563 5 лет назад +27

    so Kellyanne wants to go on a fishing expedition!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @josearturogarza5114
      @josearturogarza5114 5 лет назад +2

      Hopefully it's a Three hour tour...a three hour tour.... Oh No!! She's *NO MARY ANN!*

    • @payne_is_goodr.j.9563
      @payne_is_goodr.j.9563 5 лет назад +1

      Jose Arturo
      They would never make it to the Island not with the Skipper they have on charge they would all drown LOL

    • @payne_is_goodr.j.9563
      @payne_is_goodr.j.9563 5 лет назад +1

      lol

    • @mypillowguy445
      @mypillowguy445 5 лет назад +1

      Payne_is_good R.J. She wants an investigation in search of a crime.

    • @payne_is_goodr.j.9563
      @payne_is_goodr.j.9563 5 лет назад +2

      Inspodreams
      Which is not how it works There is suppose be some evidence of a crime at least then an Investigation

  • @gabiluch87
    @gabiluch87 5 лет назад +2

    8:09 Reminds me of that Simpson's episode where Homer takes a lie detector test and when Scully and Mulder ask him if he understood how the test works, he answers "yes" and the machine explodes Hahahahah
    No offends to Homer, he's got a good heart

  • @judithwoodburn2353
    @judithwoodburn2353 5 лет назад +5

    Such a to-do about a message that appears to be true. Too bad Trump won’t show this level of concern for the little children ripped away from their parents, and lost to them forever. To me, this is the unforgivable crime.

  • @princessbuttercup8954
    @princessbuttercup8954 5 лет назад +19

    Is anyone tired of all the winning yet?

    • @f_USAF-Lt.G
      @f_USAF-Lt.G 5 лет назад

      Who could get tired of this 4yr rain of "Snickers Bars?"

  • @patricioc6883
    @patricioc6883 5 лет назад +5

    Trump doesn't even know how the Gettysburg address begins

    • @richardhealy
      @richardhealy 5 лет назад

      .. to be here dessicated, like coconuts ....

    • @firstwave1890
      @firstwave1890 5 лет назад +2

      Sure he does..Four whores and seven prostitutes ago😙☝️

  • @robbyrobby
    @robbyrobby 5 лет назад +1

    The Silly Putty joke was hilarious

  • @chrisp4170
    @chrisp4170 5 лет назад +2

    In case you weren’t clear, Kellyanne really has no idea, as she went to great lengths to emphasise. Neither does her boss, of course, but Congress doesn’t seem to care, because they are too focussed on clinging onto power. With the current Republicans, service to country always come second to naked self interest.

  • @shahidabegum4195
    @shahidabegum4195 5 лет назад +6

    And so he did demand. He ranted and threw a temper tantrum but no matter how much he howled or bawled, they did not give in to the pathetic demands of the useless Orange. He was forced to sit there with his paltry face and abnormally thin skin and get over it.

  • @kenna163
    @kenna163 5 лет назад +3

    She's right. She does have no idea.

  • @NellyVanilly
    @NellyVanilly 5 лет назад +2

    WTH is his issue with Ibrahim Lincoln? Or is he the only former president he knows of? 😂

  • @jennybugsification13
    @jennybugsification13 5 лет назад +1

    I think it's incredibly annoying when someone tells me what I think or feel about an issue- as do you...

  • @northerniltree
    @northerniltree 5 лет назад +7

    The Plaid Shirt Guy is no longer amonymous.

  • @fdfischer
    @fdfischer 5 лет назад +4

    Any lie detector used in that white house should go to a museum even if it just by having it near these people it gets damaged, it should be in a Museum

  • @sonyahannah
    @sonyahannah 5 лет назад +1

    Miss ya on "Weekend Update," Seth. But am enjoying this presentation!

  • @muhammadsteinberg
    @muhammadsteinberg 5 лет назад

    I try my best to not miss this segment. Keep up the excellent job Seth!

  • @Thumbsupurbum
    @Thumbsupurbum 5 лет назад +4

    What if the writer of the op-ed is non other than Trump himself? What? That would be absolutely ridiculous and make no sense you say? Only a crazy person would do that you say? Yea....Exactly.

  • @davysmithston1643
    @davysmithston1643 5 лет назад +3

    ANONYMISH.....ANONYMOUSH

  • @7thMack
    @7thMack 5 лет назад +1

    The typing scene made me burst out laughing.

  • @sarafrost3578
    @sarafrost3578 5 лет назад

    I had tears of laughter rolling down my face...absolutely brilliant.

  • @bracketvilletexas
    @bracketvilletexas 5 лет назад +8

    That's a lie it was anything but short. lol Here we go sir, ah,: Let's see I think it goes something like this. Fourscore and seven years ago our fathers brought forth, on this continent, a new nation, conceived in liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal. Now we are engaged in a great civil war, testing whether that nation, or any nation so conceived, and so dedicated, can long endure. We are met on a great battle-field of that war. We have come to dedicate a portion of that field, as a final resting-place for those who here gave their lives, that that nation might live. It is altogether fitting and proper that we should do this. But, in a larger sense, we cannot dedicate, we cannot consecrate-we cannot hallow-this ground. The brave men, living and dead, who struggled here, have consecrated it far above our poor power to add or detract. The world will little note, nor long remember what we say here, but it can never forget what they did here. It is for us the living, rather, to be dedicated here to the unfinished work which they who fought here have thus far so nobly advanced. It is rather for us to be here dedicated to the great task remaining before us-that from these honored dead we take increased devotion to that cause for which they here gave the last full measure of devotion-that we here highly resolve that these dead shall not have died in vain-that this nation, under God, shall have a new birth of freedom, and that government of the people, by the people, for the people, shall not perish from the earth.
    Somebody is this correct? I think it is. anyway I tried.

  • @brownpower9229
    @brownpower9229 5 лет назад +4

    Trump out there saying anonymous like Rob Schneider says hippopotamus in big daddy

    • @AlyJiselle
      @AlyJiselle 5 лет назад

      LMAO!!!!! 😁😂🤣

  • @Ammu25ful
    @Ammu25ful 5 лет назад

    That's one of the best "Closer look" sections I have ever seen. Kudos @SethMeyers

  • @donnavorce8856
    @donnavorce8856 5 лет назад

    Best reporting ever Seth. Savage. Funny. Informative. Awesome.

  • @lauralocke8886
    @lauralocke8886 5 лет назад +3

    Can you imagine Kelly Ann Conway and her husband going to bed at night....I hear Crickets lol

  • @jeannie3684
    @jeannie3684 5 лет назад +8

    Little man, YOU are the joke! You can’t read a book, let alone write one.

  • @sidilicious11
    @sidilicious11 5 лет назад

    Lot's good chuckles👍🏻

  • @benjamintorrie
    @benjamintorrie 5 лет назад

    THANK YOU SETH

  • @jesuschristthemosthighgod3094
    @jesuschristthemosthighgod3094 5 лет назад +48

    beto 💙 beto 💙 beto 💙 beto 💙
    beto 💙 beto 💙 beto 💙 beto 💙
    texas U.S. senator 🇺🇸🏅👏👏👏👏

    • @corinnemarisol8056
      @corinnemarisol8056 5 лет назад +3

      Still notable and odd that there was sneering for a bit at O'Rourke going by Beto, while Cruz uses Ted. (Then they remembered that Ted is Rafael.)

    • @AnexoRialto
      @AnexoRialto 5 лет назад +4

      Hope so. That would be something! And without PAC money.

  • @ClassicalAndrew
    @ClassicalAndrew 5 лет назад +11

    Can we please just end it with a boxing match? Trump vs Mueller?

    • @narchodiaz
      @narchodiaz 5 лет назад +5

      Muller Is a Marine. Trump is a draft-dodger. That would be such a unfair one-sided figh.... Oh I see what you're doing!

    • @billmurray7473
      @billmurray7473 5 лет назад

      AKmanKA How about the two of them in a Steel-Cage match?
      John Cena could be Special Referee.

  • @rocarlosdavis622
    @rocarlosdavis622 4 года назад

    Seth Meyers is vintage genius...extraordinary and real..thank God for RUclips 🙂

  • @jflopezfernandez
    @jflopezfernandez 5 лет назад

    these get better every time

  • @seandknutson
    @seandknutson 5 лет назад +3

    I would love to see Trump try to write a book. I wouldn't read it - I'd just enjoy watching him try.

  • @paulmead5832
    @paulmead5832 5 лет назад +5

    The dumbing down of America.
    Thank, Orange Comb Over.

  • @vazak11
    @vazak11 5 лет назад

    This was excellent, love your work XD

    • @ZenCorvus
      @ZenCorvus 5 лет назад

      What work? Meyers is the laziest comedian out there.

  • @terrystokes7893
    @terrystokes7893 5 месяцев назад

    When he asked the crowd if he was competent.....no one behind him cheered

  • @readmore8740
    @readmore8740 5 лет назад +3

    Is it just me? The female who replaced Plaid shirt guy looks quite similar to the one behind Kavanaugh doing the cult finger signs.

  • @payne_is_goodr.j.9563
    @payne_is_goodr.j.9563 5 лет назад +10

    AMONOMUS ANONMOMRULNS STROKE??!!!!

    • @bentontramell
      @bentontramell 5 лет назад

      Payne_is_good R.J. Mini stroke

    • @payne_is_goodr.j.9563
      @payne_is_goodr.j.9563 5 лет назад

      Curtis Joseph
      Yeah he seems to have them a lot Remember Cofefe and United Shaaashts

  • @Camillabjerre
    @Camillabjerre 5 лет назад

    Another accurate impression of orange dude! 😂😂😂

  • @areader1351
    @areader1351 5 лет назад

    We love your show!

  • @aweescotsdog8358
    @aweescotsdog8358 5 лет назад +30

    Pepe The Green Frog Chorus - By Lol McBarkney
    (Is "Anonymous" Confirmit the Frog or one of the other muppets at the White House?)
    Amomomous boop boo de boo boo
    Amomomous boop boo de boo
    Amomomous boop boo de boo boo
    De boo boo, de boo boo
    De boo de boo de boop boop op-ed boop

    • @judioregan4210
      @judioregan4210 5 лет назад +1

      A Wee Scots Dog - another little gem. Excellent work! 😄

    • @o.b.7217
      @o.b.7217 5 лет назад

      @@judioregan4210
      Yeah, excellent copy job...
      Jimmy Fallon did it two days ago:
      ruclips.net/video/e_L1DpoPEsw/видео.html _(it starts 30 seconds into the video)_

    • @aweescotsdog8358
      @aweescotsdog8358 5 лет назад +1

      Ollie B Not a copy job. Just coincidence. Can’t help it if someone else thought of a similar idea. It is a fairly obvious joke though.

    • @judioregan4210
      @judioregan4210 5 лет назад

      A Wee Scots Dog - well said.

    • @aweescotsdog8358
      @aweescotsdog8358 5 лет назад

      Judi O'Regan O.k. I admit it... I plagiarised it ..... ruclips.net/video/8N_tupPBtWQ/видео.html
      Though when I was looking for that I found this ... ruclips.net/video/vZnlz-b2NnY/видео.html .... Donald and the green frog go back a long way - and nothing is original it seems.

  • @pauloc5796
    @pauloc5796 5 лет назад +4

    Trump's presidency is so messed up, i would like to see a movie about it in a few decades

  • @akashavayu4346
    @akashavayu4346 5 лет назад

    Hey where did the guy with the plaid shirt go!? LOL!

  • @ianrjm969
    @ianrjm969 5 лет назад

    "I doubt you know your OWN address by memory" 🤣🤣🤣

  • @bloodblue212
    @bloodblue212 5 лет назад +6

    Anomonis covfefe

  • @werbekball8624
    @werbekball8624 5 лет назад +3

    Ja moin. The us is doomed

  • @p.jessoncollins7296
    @p.jessoncollins7296 5 лет назад

    love you Seth!!!!

  • @the-chillian
    @the-chillian 5 лет назад +2

    6:00 -- This is a fundamental problem with our system. The skills required to get a job like the Presidency are entirely different from those required to actually _do_ the job. We've actually been lucky until Trump.

  • @Stephensofceea
    @Stephensofceea 5 лет назад +5

    #25thThe45th

  • @nnic3019
    @nnic3019 5 лет назад +3

    #plaidshirtguy

  • @mariesia3449
    @mariesia3449 5 лет назад

    National security? More like national embarrassment. 🙄

  • @KTKZon58
    @KTKZon58 5 лет назад

    "An anomissshhh..." Damn Tump got the Bobby Brown Jaw something fierce😂😂😂😂

  • @AngelWolf12
    @AngelWolf12 5 лет назад +4

    Didnt bill Maher make that exact same shaggy joke on Friday?