Dumb Conspiracy Theories W/ Shane Dawson

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  • Опубликовано: 15 ноя 2024

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  • @sophiemorgan6781
    @sophiemorgan6781 Год назад +1101

    sorry why is shane worried about having his face scanned when he has uploaded thousands of videos onto a public platform over the past decade.

    • @laminatedlarry
      @laminatedlarry Год назад +29

      For realll

    • @jolielavey1769
      @jolielavey1769 Год назад +23

      almost 20yrs holy

    • @please_im_a_staaar
      @please_im_a_staaar Год назад +71

      Remember when Ryland said in an old video ("Drunk boyfriend tag" I think) that Shane picks shit flakes out of his ass and throws them all over the house, and Ryland finds them all the time?
      Now why is Shane so worried about being spied on if he makes this kind of information public? Like why does face scanning cross the line? 💀

    • @skwisgaarskwigelf2775
      @skwisgaarskwigelf2775 Год назад +45

      ​@@please_im_a_staaar What exactly is a shit flake? Neither myself or anyone I know are gross enough to have experienced this "shit flake" . Also so gross that it happens often enough that Ryland is able to recognize other dirt and grime vs shit flakes. Are they big? That's fucking so gross and I can't even fathom

    • @SocietalNoob
      @SocietalNoob Год назад +8

      I'm eating 🤢

  • @Love2nap
    @Love2nap Год назад +1395

    What’s sad is Ryland and his camera man sit there like, “whoa, Shane is so smart”.
    Oh god.

    • @Meanie74
      @Meanie74 Год назад +84

      It hurts so much that’s all the brain power it takes for them to be in the position they are in. Like please give me thousands to act foolish and occasionally apply my far superior intellect 😅

    • @e11a222
      @e11a222 Год назад +25

      chris (his cameraman) is a lost soldier

    • @justkiddin84
      @justkiddin84 Год назад +3

      It’s scripted😂

  • @brooklynberven-fox5906
    @brooklynberven-fox5906 Год назад +1388

    Watching Shane try to tell us that data collection is some kind of dark magic is so underwhelming.

    • @salamantics
      @salamantics Год назад +10

      still, tracking keystrokes is pretty scary. does the patriot act not come back to mind?

    • @zack-lk8if
      @zack-lk8if Год назад +37

      @@salamantics no its not scary, it's transparent and obvious....how else would autocorrect work?

  • @tati9322
    @tati9322 Год назад +1673

    okay but hannah majoring in chemical engineering and minoring in math and environmental science is extremely impressive…

  • @MartellaNutella
    @MartellaNutella Год назад +700

    I legit thought this was a re upload… shane made another one 🤦‍♀️

    • @MarieForest
      @MarieForest Год назад +49

      Shane has 100% done most of these conspiracies before….

    • @blindhein1854
      @blindhein1854 Год назад +3

      Same girl 🤦🏼‍♀️

  • @xenosbreed
    @xenosbreed Год назад +927

    This video is proof how much of a Conservative Shane is. Presenting mundane information as the most ground breaking thing, listening only to information that confirms his conspiracy biases and ignoring that the broader problem is systemic and usually just Capitalism but they can't admit that cause its so much more boring that believing secret cabals are working in the dark

    • @6ded502
      @6ded502 Год назад +59

      Right, like he’s one step away from joining QAnon

    • @Tree-House69
      @Tree-House69 Год назад +30

      For real, this info is nothing new, so many other apps have been doing this for so long, but suddenly it only matters when it's tiktok? Hmmm

    • @no-wun
      @no-wun Год назад +10

      perfectly described conservatives lmao that is exactly what they’re like.

    • @Sghgyv
      @Sghgyv Год назад

      ⁠@@Tree-House69 it’s definitely just racism lmao. TikTok is one of the only popular non white owned platforms, that’s their problem with it.

    • @please_im_a_staaar
      @please_im_a_staaar Год назад +14

      Shane is not ignoring capitalism as the root of evil, he simply never thought of it as the root of evil. He never had to come to this conclusion because he's rich, he's benefiting from this system. And "the new rich" don't have to care about politics as long as it doesn't concern their wealth being under threat.

  • @simplysarah2113
    @simplysarah2113 Год назад +497

    Okay multiple things here. Number 1: Shane is so undercover conservative and all of these videos of “conspiracy theories” are just boomer content.
    Number 2: the reason the government is freaking out about TikTok is because they do have so many people on the platform and Shane is right actually that there are not laws about what companies can do with data and that’s the second part of the reason why the government is freaking out. TikTok the platform and it’s users grew so much faster than any previous social media that the government knows it is profiting of data and they don’t have any systems in place to protect the people (or profit off the data themselves).

    • @halfwen4575
      @halfwen4575 Год назад

      Yeah China forces companies to hand data over to them iirc

    • @safiyataylor9071
      @safiyataylor9071 Год назад

      But to expand on point 2 lets not pretend that if it were an American company growing so fast then the US would be as concerned or that they would give it the same level of vitriol. Its very obvious Sinophobia especially as Facebook has been known to publically sell data with Cambridge Analytica and that they have admitted to impacting voting with biased facebook posts. Also before TikToks insane growth Facebook was the fastest for a large period, so was RUclips for ages. Shane making it out to be a 'TikTok China' thing verses a 'corrupt businesses with no legal limitations thing' shows his racism.

    • @greta9012
      @greta9012 Год назад

      They also don't like it because it's not something they can censor the same as most of the American run companies they would prefer we were using.

    • @chocomelo454
      @chocomelo454 Год назад

      tbh it's probably also because a lot of protests have been coordinated on there, or information about fucked up stuff that law enforcement does is on there, or talking about fucked up laws. there's also tiktoks that talk about real history. someone who was representing TikTok during the debacle mentioned how a lot of the people on TikTok are people of color and a lot of TikToks are about progressive stuff.

    • @Aster_Risk
      @Aster_Risk Год назад +11

      He's such a conservative.

  • @johannawarkentin4888
    @johannawarkentin4888 Год назад +3103

    growing up is realizing that shane is actually so conservative

    • @reindeerage
      @reindeerage Год назад +1

      this is so astute, i would go as far as to say he's even flirting with white supremacism. it's crazy how he's managed to fool so many young people, but i'm so happy i had the mental strength and intelligence to finally see through his bullshit as i matured.

    • @chewnotchw3
      @chewnotchw3 Год назад +301

      Extremely too, he's not hiding it very well

    • @jenaé_Piko
      @jenaé_Piko Год назад +175

      Why did I just realize this and it makes sense

    • @loveurapathy
      @loveurapathy Год назад +366

      I started to notice when I watched an ep of Shane’s podcast and he kept calling Chris Mexican… when Chris has told them (Shane and Ryland) multiple times he was Peruvian. I thought this was weird especially since they seem like close friends.

    • @loveurapathy
      @loveurapathy Год назад +272

      I’ve noticed this is a pattern with conservatives as they tend to label all Hispanics/Latin Americans as Mexican.

  • @hbrynchr
    @hbrynchr Год назад +288

    if shane hates “being tracked” so much why is he still on social media😭😭

    • @notrod5341
      @notrod5341 Год назад +24

      And not just being on social media, posting shit about what he's up to.

  • @davidj91955
    @davidj91955 Год назад +254

    10:03 his phone is already fucking unlocked because he opened the damn camera it’s already unlocked when he slides the thing closed!🤣🤣🤣

    • @Katmandu99
      @Katmandu99 Год назад +28

      I saw that too 😂

    • @sabiner.8395
      @sabiner.8395 Год назад +26

      Jupp it showed the thing to be unlocked before he closed the camera… so sick of his bs

  • @cecilygriffis6508
    @cecilygriffis6508 Год назад +231

    I like when Jake gets upset and then immediately after gently thanks someone watching the stream. It's good comedy

  • @ratattack8901
    @ratattack8901 Год назад +937

    shane making another conspiracy video after the last one has more than 50% dislikes is so bold

    • @tatiana4050
      @tatiana4050 Год назад +31

      Because people bothered to dislike it.

    • @AlexisBlack-pw7jw
      @AlexisBlack-pw7jw Год назад +12

      It’s almost like… it’s a conspiracy theory 😲😲

    • @Keijiishi
      @Keijiishi Год назад

      @@AlexisBlack-pw7jw or maybe…he’s just a dick who stretched his luck too thin🫨

    • @eeeason1234
      @eeeason1234 Год назад +48

      I aspire to be as delulu as him

    • @societycrumbles
      @societycrumbles Год назад +27

      Interesting, because conspiracy theories were a fan favorite on his channel. I wish people just stop watching him altogether.

  • @annarutherford2313
    @annarutherford2313 Год назад +238

    I’ll never get over how Shane feels compelled to use every second of footage

  • @justadragonryu
    @justadragonryu Год назад +199

    I used to always get Shane’s videos recommended, but now I only get Jake’s reactions. The world is healing

  • @myrrhee8831
    @myrrhee8831 Год назад +1880

    It’s actually horrifying that Shane surrounds himself with so many kiss asses that he has convinced himself he’s a genius conspiracy theorist and “documentary” maker

    • @troymcclure8931
      @troymcclure8931 Год назад +127

      Our middle school asses gassed him up to the point of no return.

    • @connorstutsman8011
      @connorstutsman8011 Год назад +6

      Dude its just people being nice

    • @myrrhee8831
      @myrrhee8831 Год назад

      @@connorstutsman8011 to a pedophile…?

    • @pixystixwhore
      @pixystixwhore Год назад +5

      @@Hey_Jamiepeople who want genuine connections

    • @ohjenni3601
      @ohjenni3601 Год назад +2

      @@pixystixwhore💯

  • @Brattybat
    @Brattybat Год назад +328

    Chat bots have been a thing FOREVER. I remember using them to mess around when I was a literal child

    • @despressso
      @despressso Год назад +67

      cleverbot vibes

    • @halfwen4575
      @halfwen4575 Год назад +26

      ​@despresso yes cleverbot was fun to mess about with at school but damn did he get dark for me idk why o_o

    • @CloutKamui
      @CloutKamui Год назад +32

      Shane himself played with chatbots years ago, I know bc I watched him and did it myself

    • @247webgirl
      @247webgirl Год назад +35

      @@despresssoYes! Cleverbot and Akinator(not quite a chat bot, but still AI) have been around for decades.

    • @crybabycasper
      @crybabycasper Год назад +12

      There was cleverbot as well as simsimu?? or something? 😭 i had no friends deadass growing up so i always sat and talked to the little bots lol.

  • @isabellabroome7895
    @isabellabroome7895 Год назад +263

    watching shane not understanding algorithms was infuriating, thanks!

  • @oatmealoates
    @oatmealoates Год назад +801

    i need someone to PROHIBIT shane dawson from using stock footage

  • @soapy4969
    @soapy4969 Год назад +132

    one of my favourite things that Jake does is do an awful impression or sing a little song and then say "so there's that" "so that's cool"

  • @247webgirl
    @247webgirl Год назад +301

    Am I the only one that thought the voice memo prank on Chris was really fucked up? Like at first it’s easy to justify it as ‘of course he was joking. Friends playfully insult each other all the time.’ But none of it comes across as playful. He’s passing it as completely straight and serious, hoping Chris will fall for it. He wants his best friend to think he’s secretly telling other people he wants to physically assault them? What an empath 🙄And now it’s possible that his young impressionable fans might think that verbal abuse and emotional manipulation is an acceptable way to treat people you love. He thinks it’s proving how crazy the voice app is, but it’s kinda actually proving how shitty a friend Shane is (as if we needed more proof)

    • @c1nnamodoll
      @c1nnamodoll Год назад +82

      it kind of reminded me of when shane pressured garrett into scaring graveyardgirl, and then made him take the blame for genuinely really freaking her out in one of his older videos 😭 i couldn’t even watch that part of this stream, i could only listen. but for the second that i did glance up at my screen chris looked genuinely kind of horrified and hurt 😭😭
      it’s hard to feel bad for anyone who associates with shane but it did hurt to see i’m ngl lmaoo 😭

    • @westernmonk6036
      @westernmonk6036 Год назад +32

      Also not to mention that Chris most LIKELY receives the majority of his income from Shane / making videos for him. Agree with you its messed up lol

    • @jordynbyers6053
      @jordynbyers6053 Год назад +26

      I thought Jake’s idea was good - if he did it the other way around and made the AI Chris’ voice saying he doesn’t like Shane and Shane “confronts” him about it, it might’ve been a funny way to prank him, but instead doing it like he chose to do will just really hurt Chris

    • @BrianaLynn7
      @BrianaLynn7 Год назад +5

      @@c1nnamodollTHAT WAS HORRIBLE

    • @gargles5270
      @gargles5270 Год назад +6

      i would never do that to a friend it’s so cruel :\

  • @sirutiiowo2418
    @sirutiiowo2418 Год назад +56

    Also, the infrared camera thing. (idk if apple has this) but some phones with face ID have an option in the settings to not turn your phone off for as long as it recognizes your face still looking at it. and that would explain why it would scan your face every 5 seconds or so.

    • @tyleraws
      @tyleraws Год назад +3

      it is on iphones, i just looked it up. it’s called attention aware features

  • @despressso
    @despressso Год назад +46

    the iphone takes constant “shots” bc of the attention features. it detects how bright it is to adjust the screen, and doesnt auto lock if you are looking at it

  • @APairOfOldSkoolVans
    @APairOfOldSkoolVans Год назад +92

    You have no idea how entertaining it is to look forward to ripping throw Shane’s content every week! Having people to remind everyone not to believe all these harmful theories is very useful at stopping people from falling down dark rabbit holes

  • @bloodyneptune
    @bloodyneptune Год назад +83

    Rylands reaction to the AI him is the most genuine emotion I've seen from the guy in a decade and that's so weird but also somehow makes total sense?

  • @dopamine_27
    @dopamine_27 Год назад +686

    How can Shane's hair be so disgusting in every way?

    • @anyalaASMR
      @anyalaASMR Год назад +58

      He could at least use some dry shampoo if he’s not gonna shower

    • @QueenAvacado
      @QueenAvacado Год назад +45

      He looks so sweaty all the time

    • @despressso
      @despressso Год назад +16

      it looks like caramel from all the grease

    • @3arthandsky
      @3arthandsky Год назад +6

      My sibling has the same issue. Even after a good shower their hair still looks awfully greasy.

    • @avelynn5976
      @avelynn5976 Год назад +4

      it's cause he's a ginger

  • @hannahwysong1134
    @hannahwysong1134 Год назад +98

    your horrible impressions make me feel so much better about being bad at impressions. it’s honestly funny as fuck

    • @froggy5748
      @froggy5748 Год назад +14

      Horrible impressions are funnier than good impressions will ever be tbh

  • @amethysthill3359
    @amethysthill3359 Год назад +113

    When I worked at Apple we were told that FaceID may not work if someone wore glasses, a face mask, had plastic surgery, ect when they were setting it up. 🤷🏻‍♀️

    • @tatiana4050
      @tatiana4050 Год назад +46

      Pretty sure I had to scan my face with and without glasses.
      And sometimes it's struggles if I get bad angle. (Or maybe good angle, and it goes "no this pretty bitch is not the ugly one I remember")

    • @krisluvscats
      @krisluvscats Год назад +5

      I set up my ai without makeup on and when I have makeup on it doesn’t recognize me lmaoooo

    • @Ghostgirl8
      @Ghostgirl8 Год назад +2

      @@krisluvscats me too! so annoying

    • @froggy5748
      @froggy5748 Год назад +2

      I remember I had to set mine up twice, once with glasses and once with contacts, since my phone couldn’t recognize me when I took my glasses off or wore contacts for a day lmao

  • @aribailey8405
    @aribailey8405 Год назад +84

    A weird thing thats been going on recently is that i am able to admit that im up to date with what Shane Dawson is upto but i ALSO have to explain that of course no i dont watch his content, ill send you a link to someone whos commentary makes experiencing his content less of an act of torture

    • @Y2kaestheticcc
      @Y2kaestheticcc Год назад +7

      Lmaooo same..and also watching here, Shane doesn’t get the views

  • @spongeluvah6583
    @spongeluvah6583 Год назад +151

    And who is “they” in these conspiracy theories Shane loves so much?

    • @Aster_Risk
      @Aster_Risk Год назад +24

      Can't just admit it's rich people. Capitalism good!

    • @danny98432
      @danny98432 Год назад +14

      probably not Jewish people cuz they never get targeted by conspiracies right ha ha

  • @GamerGirl4Lyfe514
    @GamerGirl4Lyfe514 Год назад +86

    So someone actually called my home phone pretending to be me and was trying to get $1000 to bail me out of jail. Luckily I had just got off the phone with my mom so she said “you’re not my daughter” and then they hung up

    • @Coffeegirl739
      @Coffeegirl739 Год назад +2

      🤯

    • @disembodied1273
      @disembodied1273 Год назад +5

      Super creepy Black Mirror shit right there

    • @Lulu_Lime
      @Lulu_Lime Год назад +12

      ​​​@@disembodied1273 Black mirror? Nah it's actually a very common scam tactic lol

  • @hambone90
    @hambone90 Год назад +172

    This makes me want to squish my brain through a pasta strainer

    • @luhe8
      @luhe8 Год назад +23

      what a beautiful sequence of words

    • @hambone90
      @hambone90 Год назад +7

      @luhe8 thanks, I try

    • @halfwen4575
      @halfwen4575 Год назад +4

      This is wonderfully descriptive with grace, I may end up using this :p

    • @hambone90
      @hambone90 Год назад

      @@halfwen4575 🫡

  • @andievalentin
    @andievalentin Год назад +59

    so no one involved in shanes video has ever used cleverbot or evie? because they would always be like "im not a robot, _you_ are the robot" and then (especially evie) would gaslight the heck out of you

  • @allex2220
    @allex2220 Год назад +314

    Shane’s end of the world video caused me to go into a manic episode to the point that I thought I had schizophrenia

    • @jasper1529
      @jasper1529 Год назад +134

      yeah his theories have given me manic/depression episodes before when I was pretty young. He may think he’s not hurting people but he really is

    • @Aster_Risk
      @Aster_Risk Год назад +73

      ​@@jasper1529 He doesn't care if he hurts people. He has a history of being told he's hurting people and he has never changed.

    • @maddib1723
      @maddib1723 Год назад +67

      Bro I legit couldn't sleep for days and I live near an airport I thought every engine roar was an asteroid. 🥲 pro tip avoid conspiracy/end of the world videos if you have a phsycological/personality disorder

    • @sara-iy5yx
      @sara-iy5yx Год назад +38

      i am 100% convinced half the reason i have chronic anxiety and panic attacks at the smallest things that are genuinely common knowledge and don’t freak other people out is because i watched shane’s conspiracy theories growing up, and my conservative parents, but yk what’s the difference between them and shane dawson conspiracies

    • @Ellathirteen
      @Ellathirteen Год назад +18

      I couldn’t drink tap water for a year because he made me so scared of the fluoride and what it would do to me. This is just one of the ways shane’s videos have had effects on my mental health

  • @stinkyfarts-d4m
    @stinkyfarts-d4m Год назад +79

    growing up and realizing shane is just insane

    • @StrawberryMilkk224
      @StrawberryMilkk224 Год назад +5

      You could say that he's inshane (sorry for the terrible pun)

    • @-valmetal-
      @-valmetal- Год назад +4

      @@StrawberryMilkk224still better than every single joke shane’s ever told

  • @bara5042
    @bara5042 Год назад +175

    Shane is literally turning into a QAnon mom 😭😭😭

    • @mahzabinrahman
      @mahzabinrahman Месяц назад

      i was thinking shane was a 4chan using

  • @Animum6062
    @Animum6062 Год назад +80

    Im going to say it, I like Jake's stream content more than his regular RUclips content. More unhinged energy.

  • @fynnelizabeth9481
    @fynnelizabeth9481 Год назад +77

    he’s so red pill it’s insane

  • @mrspreminger
    @mrspreminger Год назад +105

    LMAOOOO I asked Snapchat AI “what did shane dawson say he did to his cat” and it said “I'm not sure, but I don't think it's appropriate to harm animals in any way.”

    • @tylerthompson7461
      @tylerthompson7461 Год назад +12

      Mine said “I’m not comfortable talking about this topic” 😂😭

    • @gregory7567
      @gregory7567 Год назад +2

      Mine said he accidentally killed his cat while filming a video 😂😂

    • @namelessaquarius121
      @namelessaquarius121 Год назад +1

      Mine said they don't know who Shane Dawson is 😂

  • @chronicallyg0ne
    @chronicallyg0ne Год назад +51

    i’m glad you still hold him accountable and just make videos to make fun of him

    • @MurronWright
      @MurronWright Год назад +16

      I fucking love videos that just make fun of him. It’s what he deserves.

    • @chronicallyg0ne
      @chronicallyg0ne Год назад +15

      @@MurronWright i wholeheartedly agree. i hate shane so much, and not just because of the controversy, but because of his personality and just who he is.

  • @helplessheroine2641
    @helplessheroine2641 Год назад +314

    Shane making his fake voice insult his only friends is so funny, feels like he finally had an excuse to speak his mind about them lmao

    • @fotty96
      @fotty96 Год назад +26

      My conspiracy theory is that he actually recorded himself saying that shit cause he's an evil little gremlin 😆

    • @gargles5270
      @gargles5270 Год назад +17

      also if my friend genuinely got sad at a joke like that i would immediately say “no wait i’m joking i’m sorry :(“ , but me personally i just simply wouldn’t do that to a friend

    • @froggy5748
      @froggy5748 Год назад +1

      @@gargles5270I do joke insults at my friends (stuff like “you’re such a bozo sometimes”) but they know it’s a joke and if I ever go too far with a joke then they say so and I immediately apologize. It can be a funny silly little joke but with someone like Shane who has literally never cared about his friends it’s just bad lol

    • @limelacroixcan
      @limelacroixcan Год назад +1

      @@froggy5748similar for me! my twin sister and i jokingly insult each other often, though it’s always obvious we’re joking by our delivery and often saying “i’m kidding” after if it wasn’t rlly clear that we were! deadpan delivery is funny for some people (what shane was attempting i think?) but the second someone starts feeling bad from a joke, you apologize and clarify bc they’re your FRIEND and you don’t want them taking something hurtful srsly. i can’t imagine making someone think you’re genuinely talking shit abt them, making them upset in turn, and not even stopping to say sorry and clarify!!! what kind of friend is that??? trashhh

  • @hippoqueen961
    @hippoqueen961 Год назад +45

    Ok but miss information is such a good drag queen name

  • @ediblekorn
    @ediblekorn Год назад +81

    JAKEY POO thank u for the shane content it helps me thrive off of his ruins as someone who was groomed by his content :D

    • @prettyme4387
      @prettyme4387 Год назад

      ew, imagine being so much of a pickme u think youtube videos about conspiracy theories and food taste tests groomed you. baby!

  • @tassiedad
    @tassiedad Год назад +52

    Shane Dawsons TikTok likes are public. There’s some questionable videos in there 😶

  • @lesly5261
    @lesly5261 Год назад +33

    the AI scam call pretending to be one of your family members happens all the time. it’s been going on for years especially in mexico. Funny that shane thinks this is shocking… it’s been happening

  • @tleigh4583
    @tleigh4583 Год назад +65

    Shane: how is the tiktok algorithm so good? They have to be using cameras to watch your face
    Shane 10 seconds later: tiktok is LOGGING YOUR KEYSTROKES LIKE A HACKER WOULD
    My guy, you answered your own question. Data. They collect your data. Crazy amounts of it. They don’t need to watch your face

  • @N3rvosa
    @N3rvosa Год назад +58

    37:00
    I legit had a moment like this, so the main conspiracy that stuck with me was the “turning Walmarts into concentration/control/war camps” conspiracy he talked about. His evidence was that tanks could fit between the isles & there were enough of them scattered all over America & could fit a large amount of people in there at once.
    Aka bro fr made young Jewish me think there was going to be a second holocaust in my lifetime

    • @HyperWolf
      @HyperWolf Год назад +11

      Hearing stuff like this makes me really glad that he gave me the creeps as a kid. There was something about him that seemed off to me and made me too uncomfortable to watch his videos, even the ones that had titles that actually grabbed my interest.

  • @rizgriz3956
    @rizgriz3956 Год назад +45

    Ryland in infrared looks like he bites

  • @werkkuhhuh
    @werkkuhhuh Год назад +77

    tech is so magic to him that everything is a conspiracy theory

  • @fluffystraightjacket733
    @fluffystraightjacket733 Год назад +29

    "how do they know if you like the video?"
    The like and follow button. I like a bunch of cat videos I'm going to continue to get cat videos. I know. Mind blowing conspiracy

  • @Wyster
    @Wyster Год назад +35

    I love that Jake’s Trump impression is just Tigger from Winnie the Pooh.

  • @blacksheepsleep2951
    @blacksheepsleep2951 Год назад +68

    It’s the fact that his phone was already unlocked before he put the thing over the camera 💀

    • @KM-mw3jp
      @KM-mw3jp Год назад +3

      Oh thank fucking god I’m not the only one that noticed. That’s literally not what Face ID looks like 😂

    • @blacksheepsleep2951
      @blacksheepsleep2951 Год назад

      @@KM-mw3jp right bro lol I knew I wasn’t trippin 😂

  • @QueenAvacado
    @QueenAvacado Год назад +82

    Shane always looks like he hasn’t showered in 20 years

  • @kenziemae5828
    @kenziemae5828 Год назад +56

    i wanna know how long it takes for shane’s neck beard to reach his chest

  • @fynntasticmovienight
    @fynntasticmovienight Год назад +31

    its "funny" that he mentioned china, bc in a 2020-2022 regualtion period one of the big things they adressed is privacy stuff. meaning they currently have better privacy protectiong (from companies being able to look at user data) than the US. Bc chinese gov used some european policy model to establish their own. its super interesting actually!

    • @fynntasticmovienight
      @fynntasticmovienight Год назад +8

      source: im writing my thesis about (among other things) this regultion period

    • @fynntasticmovienight
      @fynntasticmovienight Год назад +7

      AND YEA SHANE US HAS TERRIbLe PRIVACY LAWS HAHAHAHAH XDDDD

  • @quin4824
    @quin4824 Год назад +7

    jake saying “hi sisters yes i’m back with another conspiracy” in the alex jones type voice is so funny pls

  • @gnarly2187
    @gnarly2187 Год назад +66

    shane being surprised by collection of face data... like how did you unlock your phone?? oh right face id

  • @andievalentin
    @andievalentin Год назад +31

    shane says face id recognises your face anywhere and always works, yet my phone doesnt recognise me if my mouth is slightly agape 😝

  • @EchoEpicz
    @EchoEpicz Год назад +59

    When the video came out with his brother about the flat earth theory, they made me think the earth was flat. I told my brother I thought it could be possible, and he told my mom and step-dad who made fun of me instead of educating me.

    • @halfwen4575
      @halfwen4575 Год назад +14

      Well that's rude of them :/
      Professor Dave Explains has a great video to explain what's up ^_^

    • @EchoEpicz
      @EchoEpicz Год назад +3

      @halfwen4575 yeah my family sucks, I live with my grandparents now so it's alr

    • @halfwen4575
      @halfwen4575 Год назад +2

      @@EchoEpicz that's good, I hope you're thriving ^_^

    • @Aster_Risk
      @Aster_Risk Год назад +6

      If you aren't an adult, that's messed up. Your parents are supposed to look out for you.

  • @spamasparagus
    @spamasparagus Год назад +16

    I live in Illinois and the biometric data law was passed and immediately used against Facebook and i got a check for $50 so it’s *funny* that he only mentioned TikTok lol

  • @groovycitrus
    @groovycitrus Год назад +14

    omg hannah shouldn’t even worry the dark green nail is SO much prettier and reminded me of all the snake imagery in the reputation album/era

  • @0jaybird0
    @0jaybird0 Год назад +25

    The Apple one has next to no merit if you think about it for more than like 2 seconds. First, you CAN see the infrared light with your eyes! If you use Face ID at night, the light is clearly there. Second, I'm willing to bet that the whole "it scans your face every 5 seconds" thing isn't necessarily some nefarious plot, but more to do with their Attention feature. If you're looking at the screen, it won't dim. That's literally explained in the settings, it's not hidden information.

  • @analinh82
    @analinh82 Год назад +28

    Tbh Shane never had a "good" era or a time where he was a good youtuber. His videos were always bad and weird, it just wasn't that bad. This is ten times worse, my god

  • @gh0stcup
    @gh0stcup Год назад +38

    The cut back to Jake going "do you have nothing better to do!?" was so funny so true besties

  • @miranda1594
    @miranda1594 Год назад +25

    If I knew we were gonna talk about rabbit holes I wouldn't have watched this in front of my bunny 😭

  • @tleigh4583
    @tleigh4583 Год назад +19

    His phone was already unlocked when he closed the camera cover lmao you can literally see it at 10:04

  • @cloudfeather9814
    @cloudfeather9814 Год назад +16

    as an owner of almost 30 furbies and as someone whos taken them apart many times. that technology was not even viable at the time, they have a set time they "learn" english if you just leave them on long enough and they do not listen to what you say AT ALL, nor do they keep anything

    • @daMEGatron
      @daMEGatron Год назад +1

      As a furby fan that’s kinda disappointing 😂

  • @ANGELB0T
    @ANGELB0T Год назад +11

    NOT THE FURBY CONSPIRACY LOL I had a 1998 model furby when I was a child, it’s merely an interactive toy that learns English… and since English is not my first language he was a little idiot for a while, but I loved him so much

    • @tylerthompson7461
      @tylerthompson7461 Год назад +2

      Furbys are on a timer for when they learn. If you leave them on they’ll learn faster

  • @kelsey5596
    @kelsey5596 Год назад +17

    Shane saying Suri not Siri makes me so unnecessarily annoyed. I should not be as irritated as I am lol

    • @daMEGatron
      @daMEGatron Год назад +4

      No offense to older people but he sounds like a boomer so often.

  • @ashleyward3829
    @ashleyward3829 Год назад +31

    alpha Jake destroying beta Shane Dawson with facts and logic

  • @seasons.greetings.
    @seasons.greetings. Год назад +24

    Jake Doolittle is the best impressionist in the game

  • @lucidvibrashine4770
    @lucidvibrashine4770 Год назад +14

    My friend installed a keystroke tracker on our school computers in HS when he was 15. He did it to gain access to the schools grading system. Its easy asf to do lol.

    • @Starburst514
      @Starburst514 Год назад +3

      Also haven't keystroke trackers been around for a while too? Lol like ten-ish years or something?

    • @Aster_Risk
      @Aster_Risk Год назад

      Many workplaces have keystroke trackers.

    • @tylerthompson7461
      @tylerthompson7461 Год назад +2

      That’s how all the tech kids got the admin passwords and jail broke their school computers when I was in highschool

  • @kristikarae1600
    @kristikarae1600 Год назад +15

    i love how 90% of the "conspiracy theories" are just shane not understanding basic technology

    • @clovershade
      @clovershade Год назад +1

      fr he doesn’t research shit💀

  • @orphantheism
    @orphantheism Год назад +8

    broooooooooo ai chat has been around for too long for them to be this dumb about it. cleverbot also says it's human but it clearly isn't. ai is meant to be as human as possible, every comp sci bro wants to create an ai that passes the turing test, why would they make sure it says it's an ai/robot/lines of code if they want it to seem human?

  • @sydneym5595
    @sydneym5595 Год назад +57

    I get you were joking but "you only care that tiktok logs your keystrokes because you have something to hide" isn't the take you think it is. it's giving "only guilty people don't let the police search their property without a warrant"

    • @despressso
      @despressso Год назад +3

      the police use force and give warrants disproportionately to people of color. tiktok stores data for everyone who uses it. tiktok cannot potentially put your life in immediate danger

    • @Coffeegirl739
      @Coffeegirl739 Год назад +7

      That thing about not being afraid if not hiding anything is so true. But, tiktok is not the safest place to begin with.

  • @JasmineOfficially
    @JasmineOfficially Год назад +11

    Bruh Shane not knowing how Face ID works almost gave me a fucking anyeurism.

  • @rosierangerblargh
    @rosierangerblargh Год назад +14

    Not Shane sounding like our Government interviewing the TikTok CEO 🫠🫠🫠

  • @Akatsuki_Esthetic_Beats
    @Akatsuki_Esthetic_Beats Год назад +12

    He still cant let go of that five minutes of fame chuck E cheese gave him huh not even because his ass was this close 🤏 to getting sued

  • @KM-mw3jp
    @KM-mw3jp Год назад +7

    I feel like I got whiplash going from Shane’s weird, horrible toxic relationship to the absolute perfection and adorableness of Jake and Hannah.

  • @tleigh4583
    @tleigh4583 Год назад +10

    The infrared camera stuff makes sense but you need both that and the regular camera lol. Otherwise you could just hold a photo of somebody up to Face ID.

  • @plasticlemon9455
    @plasticlemon9455 Год назад +13

    Literally so tired of conversations about all the SPOOKY things tech companies are doing as if the exclusive and singular issue here is not capitalism

    • @Aster_Risk
      @Aster_Risk Год назад

      Shane's gotta deflect from the real issue like the awful conservative he is.

    • @tylerthompson7461
      @tylerthompson7461 Год назад

      You’re so right

  • @Kenn0o0
    @Kenn0o0 Год назад +13

    Is he so detached from reality that he doesn't realize that this has been a topic of discussion... for a hot minute 😂

  • @Bassfacegrace
    @Bassfacegrace Год назад +11

    "You ever had a passport" took me out 💀💀

  • @Ella_may44
    @Ella_may44 Год назад +10

    It’s so funny now that I’m older how not entertaining Shane’s content is. But when I was like 10 I was on the edge of my seat man.

  • @katiediane8484
    @katiediane8484 Год назад +17

    Pretty sure tik tok just feeds you the type of vids you like and save. I liked one Christian video one time and for weeks all of my fyp was is the worlds ending and God is coming back until I stopped liking them and they left.. it’s that simple

    • @ratgal021
      @ratgal021 Год назад +6

      Oh for sure!! I avoided succession spoilers for WEEKS by ignoring TikToks, as soon as I caught up and liked like two scene videos that came up, my feed was NOTHING but succession for like three days.

  • @Brattybat
    @Brattybat Год назад +12

    So how does the spotify thing work for people like me who finds enjoyment and happiness in sad music? I imagine the technology is more generalized, but I’m usually really happy with what Spotify throws at me so how does that work??

    • @Lemoncakelover678
      @Lemoncakelover678 Год назад +2

      I'm guessing its a common thing on all social media platforms where they would recommend you stuff you enjoy based on your choices on the internet

  • @lisalarsen2384
    @lisalarsen2384 Год назад +24

    Bro I fall asleep to you and woke up hysterically laughing to you like going “HAHAHAHAHAHHA” with Shane and ryland and woke my son up and scared him 😂

  • @WindowsXPFrog
    @WindowsXPFrog Год назад +19

    I genuinely don't get why he cares so much that his phone knows his face. He’s famous, we all know his face.

  • @hayleym.1448
    @hayleym.1448 Год назад +14

    I saw shane post about this new video on tik tok and immediately came here

  • @c1nnamodoll
    @c1nnamodoll Год назад +16

    honestly the spotify thing sounds awesome. you’re telling me my phone hears me crying and it starts playing mitski and mcr? tight

    • @drbubonic4942
      @drbubonic4942 Год назад +1

      Your part of the problem

    • @c1nnamodoll
      @c1nnamodoll Год назад +13

      ⁠​⁠@@drbubonic4942 so glad my comment just single-handedly funded spotify’s emotion tracking 🙌 😊!

    • @drbubonic4942
      @drbubonic4942 Год назад +1

      ​@@c1nnamodoll giving away your privacy for some feature sweetheart, but hey we'll see how it goes downhill from here

    • @c1nnamodoll
      @c1nnamodoll Год назад +10

      @@drbubonic4942 cheers !

    • @despressso
      @despressso Год назад +9

      @@drbubonic4942 acting as if our privacy isnt already gone by using a phone LMAO

  • @cupcakesoup
    @cupcakesoup Год назад +4

    Face ID actually stopped working for me during the worst of my Crohns flareups because I was gaining and losing weight rapidly and the advice I was given was that it looks at your core features, and something like a beard only covers one of them, but weight fluctuations if severe enough can absolutely over time deteriorate the connections between you and the scan. They literally just told me to reset my face ID. It's not that deep bro

  • @rotroom
    @rotroom Год назад +9

    i just love when people blindly use things that are obviously spying on them (tiktok and any social media, alexa, face ID) and then are suprised pikachu when they realize its spying on them. how about be smarter about the things u use and give all your info to and let in your home. like bruh if u bring a robot made by jeff bezos that listens to u at all times into your home, don't be surprised when it knows everything about you. if everyone would just be a little bit more aware and a little bit less submissive then maybe this shit wouldnt happen in the first place. none of this is a conspiracy theory it's just how capitalism works now.

  • @jebipop
    @jebipop Год назад +6

    jake's witch cackle gets me everytime

  • @PeterGrif-Finn
    @PeterGrif-Finn Год назад +11

    the face id unlocked before he closed the camera 💀

  • @bogbody
    @bogbody Год назад +9

    The more i think about Shane the more i wonder where he and his brother were on January 6th 2021

  • @cheesebread3
    @cheesebread3 Год назад +3

    Jake I literally rewatch your streams when I am sad and they never fail to make me laugh, you are truly an angel

  • @jebipop
    @jebipop Год назад +5

    chris saying "eww" to shane made me laugh so hard i think i caught a case of ijbolitis

  • @catmerchant8699
    @catmerchant8699 7 месяцев назад +4

    Cleverbot in like 2012 used to say it’s a real human too 😭

  • @acratatriphalia7165
    @acratatriphalia7165 Год назад +99

    No, Jake, do not justify data trafficking just to shame shane dawson. Data collection is dangerous whether you look to "bad things" or not.

    • @hanbanan404
      @hanbanan404 Год назад +36

      LOL okay phew, Im not the only one thinking this

    • @liesbeneathoureyes
      @liesbeneathoureyes Год назад +43

      Yeah the “if you have nothing to hide, you have nothing to fear” argument is pretty dangerous really. Still love Jake though but that was an L

    • @lilybreee
      @lilybreee Год назад +60

      I think the whole thing is shane is acting like this is some new underground thing that no one knows about

    • @jordanbedall1023
      @jordanbedall1023 Год назад +57

      @@lilybreee yeah i got that impression as well. less a message of “data collection is good” and more “why is this in a conspiracy video when this information is publicly, readily available and they tell you in the terms and conditions”

    • @Ickymunches
      @Ickymunches Год назад +8

      Data collection is dangerous but it isnt gonna go away, might as well accept it

  • @caleighisnothere8884
    @caleighisnothere8884 Год назад +5

    Love that shane's phone was unlocked before he covered the camera. Also Ryland doesnt know how to read "emperor penguin"

  • @aiko1274
    @aiko1274 Год назад +6

    why is shane talking about ai like people were talking about y2k LMFAO