Remember when Ryland said in an old video ("Drunk boyfriend tag" I think) that Shane picks shit flakes out of his ass and throws them all over the house, and Ryland finds them all the time? Now why is Shane so worried about being spied on if he makes this kind of information public? Like why does face scanning cross the line? 💀
@@please_im_a_staaar What exactly is a shit flake? Neither myself or anyone I know are gross enough to have experienced this "shit flake" . Also so gross that it happens often enough that Ryland is able to recognize other dirt and grime vs shit flakes. Are they big? That's fucking so gross and I can't even fathom
It hurts so much that’s all the brain power it takes for them to be in the position they are in. Like please give me thousands to act foolish and occasionally apply my far superior intellect 😅
This video is proof how much of a Conservative Shane is. Presenting mundane information as the most ground breaking thing, listening only to information that confirms his conspiracy biases and ignoring that the broader problem is systemic and usually just Capitalism but they can't admit that cause its so much more boring that believing secret cabals are working in the dark
Shane is not ignoring capitalism as the root of evil, he simply never thought of it as the root of evil. He never had to come to this conclusion because he's rich, he's benefiting from this system. And "the new rich" don't have to care about politics as long as it doesn't concern their wealth being under threat.
Okay multiple things here. Number 1: Shane is so undercover conservative and all of these videos of “conspiracy theories” are just boomer content. Number 2: the reason the government is freaking out about TikTok is because they do have so many people on the platform and Shane is right actually that there are not laws about what companies can do with data and that’s the second part of the reason why the government is freaking out. TikTok the platform and it’s users grew so much faster than any previous social media that the government knows it is profiting of data and they don’t have any systems in place to protect the people (or profit off the data themselves).
But to expand on point 2 lets not pretend that if it were an American company growing so fast then the US would be as concerned or that they would give it the same level of vitriol. Its very obvious Sinophobia especially as Facebook has been known to publically sell data with Cambridge Analytica and that they have admitted to impacting voting with biased facebook posts. Also before TikToks insane growth Facebook was the fastest for a large period, so was RUclips for ages. Shane making it out to be a 'TikTok China' thing verses a 'corrupt businesses with no legal limitations thing' shows his racism.
tbh it's probably also because a lot of protests have been coordinated on there, or information about fucked up stuff that law enforcement does is on there, or talking about fucked up laws. there's also tiktoks that talk about real history. someone who was representing TikTok during the debacle mentioned how a lot of the people on TikTok are people of color and a lot of TikToks are about progressive stuff.
this is so astute, i would go as far as to say he's even flirting with white supremacism. it's crazy how he's managed to fool so many young people, but i'm so happy i had the mental strength and intelligence to finally see through his bullshit as i matured.
I started to notice when I watched an ep of Shane’s podcast and he kept calling Chris Mexican… when Chris has told them (Shane and Ryland) multiple times he was Peruvian. I thought this was weird especially since they seem like close friends.
It’s actually horrifying that Shane surrounds himself with so many kiss asses that he has convinced himself he’s a genius conspiracy theorist and “documentary” maker
Am I the only one that thought the voice memo prank on Chris was really fucked up? Like at first it’s easy to justify it as ‘of course he was joking. Friends playfully insult each other all the time.’ But none of it comes across as playful. He’s passing it as completely straight and serious, hoping Chris will fall for it. He wants his best friend to think he’s secretly telling other people he wants to physically assault them? What an empath 🙄And now it’s possible that his young impressionable fans might think that verbal abuse and emotional manipulation is an acceptable way to treat people you love. He thinks it’s proving how crazy the voice app is, but it’s kinda actually proving how shitty a friend Shane is (as if we needed more proof)
it kind of reminded me of when shane pressured garrett into scaring graveyardgirl, and then made him take the blame for genuinely really freaking her out in one of his older videos 😭 i couldn’t even watch that part of this stream, i could only listen. but for the second that i did glance up at my screen chris looked genuinely kind of horrified and hurt 😭😭 it’s hard to feel bad for anyone who associates with shane but it did hurt to see i’m ngl lmaoo 😭
I thought Jake’s idea was good - if he did it the other way around and made the AI Chris’ voice saying he doesn’t like Shane and Shane “confronts” him about it, it might’ve been a funny way to prank him, but instead doing it like he chose to do will just really hurt Chris
Also, the infrared camera thing. (idk if apple has this) but some phones with face ID have an option in the settings to not turn your phone off for as long as it recognizes your face still looking at it. and that would explain why it would scan your face every 5 seconds or so.
the iphone takes constant “shots” bc of the attention features. it detects how bright it is to adjust the screen, and doesnt auto lock if you are looking at it
You have no idea how entertaining it is to look forward to ripping throw Shane’s content every week! Having people to remind everyone not to believe all these harmful theories is very useful at stopping people from falling down dark rabbit holes
When I worked at Apple we were told that FaceID may not work if someone wore glasses, a face mask, had plastic surgery, ect when they were setting it up. 🤷🏻♀️
Pretty sure I had to scan my face with and without glasses. And sometimes it's struggles if I get bad angle. (Or maybe good angle, and it goes "no this pretty bitch is not the ugly one I remember")
I remember I had to set mine up twice, once with glasses and once with contacts, since my phone couldn’t recognize me when I took my glasses off or wore contacts for a day lmao
A weird thing thats been going on recently is that i am able to admit that im up to date with what Shane Dawson is upto but i ALSO have to explain that of course no i dont watch his content, ill send you a link to someone whos commentary makes experiencing his content less of an act of torture
So someone actually called my home phone pretending to be me and was trying to get $1000 to bail me out of jail. Luckily I had just got off the phone with my mom so she said “you’re not my daughter” and then they hung up
so no one involved in shanes video has ever used cleverbot or evie? because they would always be like "im not a robot, _you_ are the robot" and then (especially evie) would gaslight the heck out of you
Bro I legit couldn't sleep for days and I live near an airport I thought every engine roar was an asteroid. 🥲 pro tip avoid conspiracy/end of the world videos if you have a phsycological/personality disorder
i am 100% convinced half the reason i have chronic anxiety and panic attacks at the smallest things that are genuinely common knowledge and don’t freak other people out is because i watched shane’s conspiracy theories growing up, and my conservative parents, but yk what’s the difference between them and shane dawson conspiracies
I couldn’t drink tap water for a year because he made me so scared of the fluoride and what it would do to me. This is just one of the ways shane’s videos have had effects on my mental health
LMAOOOO I asked Snapchat AI “what did shane dawson say he did to his cat” and it said “I'm not sure, but I don't think it's appropriate to harm animals in any way.”
@@MurronWright i wholeheartedly agree. i hate shane so much, and not just because of the controversy, but because of his personality and just who he is.
also if my friend genuinely got sad at a joke like that i would immediately say “no wait i’m joking i’m sorry :(“ , but me personally i just simply wouldn’t do that to a friend
@@gargles5270I do joke insults at my friends (stuff like “you’re such a bozo sometimes”) but they know it’s a joke and if I ever go too far with a joke then they say so and I immediately apologize. It can be a funny silly little joke but with someone like Shane who has literally never cared about his friends it’s just bad lol
@@froggy5748similar for me! my twin sister and i jokingly insult each other often, though it’s always obvious we’re joking by our delivery and often saying “i’m kidding” after if it wasn’t rlly clear that we were! deadpan delivery is funny for some people (what shane was attempting i think?) but the second someone starts feeling bad from a joke, you apologize and clarify bc they’re your FRIEND and you don’t want them taking something hurtful srsly. i can’t imagine making someone think you’re genuinely talking shit abt them, making them upset in turn, and not even stopping to say sorry and clarify!!! what kind of friend is that??? trashhh
the AI scam call pretending to be one of your family members happens all the time. it’s been going on for years especially in mexico. Funny that shane thinks this is shocking… it’s been happening
Shane: how is the tiktok algorithm so good? They have to be using cameras to watch your face Shane 10 seconds later: tiktok is LOGGING YOUR KEYSTROKES LIKE A HACKER WOULD My guy, you answered your own question. Data. They collect your data. Crazy amounts of it. They don’t need to watch your face
37:00 I legit had a moment like this, so the main conspiracy that stuck with me was the “turning Walmarts into concentration/control/war camps” conspiracy he talked about. His evidence was that tanks could fit between the isles & there were enough of them scattered all over America & could fit a large amount of people in there at once. Aka bro fr made young Jewish me think there was going to be a second holocaust in my lifetime
Hearing stuff like this makes me really glad that he gave me the creeps as a kid. There was something about him that seemed off to me and made me too uncomfortable to watch his videos, even the ones that had titles that actually grabbed my interest.
"how do they know if you like the video?" The like and follow button. I like a bunch of cat videos I'm going to continue to get cat videos. I know. Mind blowing conspiracy
its "funny" that he mentioned china, bc in a 2020-2022 regualtion period one of the big things they adressed is privacy stuff. meaning they currently have better privacy protectiong (from companies being able to look at user data) than the US. Bc chinese gov used some european policy model to establish their own. its super interesting actually!
When the video came out with his brother about the flat earth theory, they made me think the earth was flat. I told my brother I thought it could be possible, and he told my mom and step-dad who made fun of me instead of educating me.
I live in Illinois and the biometric data law was passed and immediately used against Facebook and i got a check for $50 so it’s *funny* that he only mentioned TikTok lol
The Apple one has next to no merit if you think about it for more than like 2 seconds. First, you CAN see the infrared light with your eyes! If you use Face ID at night, the light is clearly there. Second, I'm willing to bet that the whole "it scans your face every 5 seconds" thing isn't necessarily some nefarious plot, but more to do with their Attention feature. If you're looking at the screen, it won't dim. That's literally explained in the settings, it's not hidden information.
Tbh Shane never had a "good" era or a time where he was a good youtuber. His videos were always bad and weird, it just wasn't that bad. This is ten times worse, my god
as an owner of almost 30 furbies and as someone whos taken them apart many times. that technology was not even viable at the time, they have a set time they "learn" english if you just leave them on long enough and they do not listen to what you say AT ALL, nor do they keep anything
NOT THE FURBY CONSPIRACY LOL I had a 1998 model furby when I was a child, it’s merely an interactive toy that learns English… and since English is not my first language he was a little idiot for a while, but I loved him so much
My friend installed a keystroke tracker on our school computers in HS when he was 15. He did it to gain access to the schools grading system. Its easy asf to do lol.
broooooooooo ai chat has been around for too long for them to be this dumb about it. cleverbot also says it's human but it clearly isn't. ai is meant to be as human as possible, every comp sci bro wants to create an ai that passes the turing test, why would they make sure it says it's an ai/robot/lines of code if they want it to seem human?
I get you were joking but "you only care that tiktok logs your keystrokes because you have something to hide" isn't the take you think it is. it's giving "only guilty people don't let the police search their property without a warrant"
the police use force and give warrants disproportionately to people of color. tiktok stores data for everyone who uses it. tiktok cannot potentially put your life in immediate danger
The infrared camera stuff makes sense but you need both that and the regular camera lol. Otherwise you could just hold a photo of somebody up to Face ID.
Pretty sure tik tok just feeds you the type of vids you like and save. I liked one Christian video one time and for weeks all of my fyp was is the worlds ending and God is coming back until I stopped liking them and they left.. it’s that simple
Oh for sure!! I avoided succession spoilers for WEEKS by ignoring TikToks, as soon as I caught up and liked like two scene videos that came up, my feed was NOTHING but succession for like three days.
So how does the spotify thing work for people like me who finds enjoyment and happiness in sad music? I imagine the technology is more generalized, but I’m usually really happy with what Spotify throws at me so how does that work??
Face ID actually stopped working for me during the worst of my Crohns flareups because I was gaining and losing weight rapidly and the advice I was given was that it looks at your core features, and something like a beard only covers one of them, but weight fluctuations if severe enough can absolutely over time deteriorate the connections between you and the scan. They literally just told me to reset my face ID. It's not that deep bro
i just love when people blindly use things that are obviously spying on them (tiktok and any social media, alexa, face ID) and then are suprised pikachu when they realize its spying on them. how about be smarter about the things u use and give all your info to and let in your home. like bruh if u bring a robot made by jeff bezos that listens to u at all times into your home, don't be surprised when it knows everything about you. if everyone would just be a little bit more aware and a little bit less submissive then maybe this shit wouldnt happen in the first place. none of this is a conspiracy theory it's just how capitalism works now.
@@lilybreee yeah i got that impression as well. less a message of “data collection is good” and more “why is this in a conspiracy video when this information is publicly, readily available and they tell you in the terms and conditions”
sorry why is shane worried about having his face scanned when he has uploaded thousands of videos onto a public platform over the past decade.
For realll
almost 20yrs holy
Remember when Ryland said in an old video ("Drunk boyfriend tag" I think) that Shane picks shit flakes out of his ass and throws them all over the house, and Ryland finds them all the time?
Now why is Shane so worried about being spied on if he makes this kind of information public? Like why does face scanning cross the line? 💀
@@please_im_a_staaar What exactly is a shit flake? Neither myself or anyone I know are gross enough to have experienced this "shit flake" . Also so gross that it happens often enough that Ryland is able to recognize other dirt and grime vs shit flakes. Are they big? That's fucking so gross and I can't even fathom
I'm eating 🤢
What’s sad is Ryland and his camera man sit there like, “whoa, Shane is so smart”.
Oh god.
It hurts so much that’s all the brain power it takes for them to be in the position they are in. Like please give me thousands to act foolish and occasionally apply my far superior intellect 😅
chris (his cameraman) is a lost soldier
It’s scripted😂
Watching Shane try to tell us that data collection is some kind of dark magic is so underwhelming.
still, tracking keystrokes is pretty scary. does the patriot act not come back to mind?
@@salamantics no its not scary, it's transparent and obvious....how else would autocorrect work?
okay but hannah majoring in chemical engineering and minoring in math and environmental science is extremely impressive…
We love our smart queen 😩💖
We love our stem queen and her stream king
mce (my chemical engineering)
@@hipsterpotato2706haha
we love women in stem
I legit thought this was a re upload… shane made another one 🤦♀️
Shane has 100% done most of these conspiracies before….
Same girl 🤦🏼♀️
This video is proof how much of a Conservative Shane is. Presenting mundane information as the most ground breaking thing, listening only to information that confirms his conspiracy biases and ignoring that the broader problem is systemic and usually just Capitalism but they can't admit that cause its so much more boring that believing secret cabals are working in the dark
Right, like he’s one step away from joining QAnon
For real, this info is nothing new, so many other apps have been doing this for so long, but suddenly it only matters when it's tiktok? Hmmm
perfectly described conservatives lmao that is exactly what they’re like.
@@Tree-House69 it’s definitely just racism lmao. TikTok is one of the only popular non white owned platforms, that’s their problem with it.
Shane is not ignoring capitalism as the root of evil, he simply never thought of it as the root of evil. He never had to come to this conclusion because he's rich, he's benefiting from this system. And "the new rich" don't have to care about politics as long as it doesn't concern their wealth being under threat.
Okay multiple things here. Number 1: Shane is so undercover conservative and all of these videos of “conspiracy theories” are just boomer content.
Number 2: the reason the government is freaking out about TikTok is because they do have so many people on the platform and Shane is right actually that there are not laws about what companies can do with data and that’s the second part of the reason why the government is freaking out. TikTok the platform and it’s users grew so much faster than any previous social media that the government knows it is profiting of data and they don’t have any systems in place to protect the people (or profit off the data themselves).
Yeah China forces companies to hand data over to them iirc
But to expand on point 2 lets not pretend that if it were an American company growing so fast then the US would be as concerned or that they would give it the same level of vitriol. Its very obvious Sinophobia especially as Facebook has been known to publically sell data with Cambridge Analytica and that they have admitted to impacting voting with biased facebook posts. Also before TikToks insane growth Facebook was the fastest for a large period, so was RUclips for ages. Shane making it out to be a 'TikTok China' thing verses a 'corrupt businesses with no legal limitations thing' shows his racism.
They also don't like it because it's not something they can censor the same as most of the American run companies they would prefer we were using.
tbh it's probably also because a lot of protests have been coordinated on there, or information about fucked up stuff that law enforcement does is on there, or talking about fucked up laws. there's also tiktoks that talk about real history. someone who was representing TikTok during the debacle mentioned how a lot of the people on TikTok are people of color and a lot of TikToks are about progressive stuff.
He's such a conservative.
growing up is realizing that shane is actually so conservative
this is so astute, i would go as far as to say he's even flirting with white supremacism. it's crazy how he's managed to fool so many young people, but i'm so happy i had the mental strength and intelligence to finally see through his bullshit as i matured.
Extremely too, he's not hiding it very well
Why did I just realize this and it makes sense
I started to notice when I watched an ep of Shane’s podcast and he kept calling Chris Mexican… when Chris has told them (Shane and Ryland) multiple times he was Peruvian. I thought this was weird especially since they seem like close friends.
I’ve noticed this is a pattern with conservatives as they tend to label all Hispanics/Latin Americans as Mexican.
if shane hates “being tracked” so much why is he still on social media😭😭
And not just being on social media, posting shit about what he's up to.
10:03 his phone is already fucking unlocked because he opened the damn camera it’s already unlocked when he slides the thing closed!🤣🤣🤣
I saw that too 😂
Jupp it showed the thing to be unlocked before he closed the camera… so sick of his bs
I like when Jake gets upset and then immediately after gently thanks someone watching the stream. It's good comedy
The duality of man
shane making another conspiracy video after the last one has more than 50% dislikes is so bold
Because people bothered to dislike it.
It’s almost like… it’s a conspiracy theory 😲😲
@@AlexisBlack-pw7jw or maybe…he’s just a dick who stretched his luck too thin🫨
I aspire to be as delulu as him
Interesting, because conspiracy theories were a fan favorite on his channel. I wish people just stop watching him altogether.
I’ll never get over how Shane feels compelled to use every second of footage
I used to always get Shane’s videos recommended, but now I only get Jake’s reactions. The world is healing
It’s actually horrifying that Shane surrounds himself with so many kiss asses that he has convinced himself he’s a genius conspiracy theorist and “documentary” maker
Our middle school asses gassed him up to the point of no return.
Dude its just people being nice
@@connorstutsman8011 to a pedophile…?
@@Hey_Jamiepeople who want genuine connections
@@pixystixwhore💯
Chat bots have been a thing FOREVER. I remember using them to mess around when I was a literal child
cleverbot vibes
@despresso yes cleverbot was fun to mess about with at school but damn did he get dark for me idk why o_o
Shane himself played with chatbots years ago, I know bc I watched him and did it myself
@@despresssoYes! Cleverbot and Akinator(not quite a chat bot, but still AI) have been around for decades.
There was cleverbot as well as simsimu?? or something? 😭 i had no friends deadass growing up so i always sat and talked to the little bots lol.
watching shane not understanding algorithms was infuriating, thanks!
i need someone to PROHIBIT shane dawson from using stock footage
Honestly, just prohibit Shane. Full stop.
Would probably cut the videos by 75%
This video would go from 45 minutes to 10 minutes
@@Aster_Riskreal
😂
one of my favourite things that Jake does is do an awful impression or sing a little song and then say "so there's that" "so that's cool"
Am I the only one that thought the voice memo prank on Chris was really fucked up? Like at first it’s easy to justify it as ‘of course he was joking. Friends playfully insult each other all the time.’ But none of it comes across as playful. He’s passing it as completely straight and serious, hoping Chris will fall for it. He wants his best friend to think he’s secretly telling other people he wants to physically assault them? What an empath 🙄And now it’s possible that his young impressionable fans might think that verbal abuse and emotional manipulation is an acceptable way to treat people you love. He thinks it’s proving how crazy the voice app is, but it’s kinda actually proving how shitty a friend Shane is (as if we needed more proof)
it kind of reminded me of when shane pressured garrett into scaring graveyardgirl, and then made him take the blame for genuinely really freaking her out in one of his older videos 😭 i couldn’t even watch that part of this stream, i could only listen. but for the second that i did glance up at my screen chris looked genuinely kind of horrified and hurt 😭😭
it’s hard to feel bad for anyone who associates with shane but it did hurt to see i’m ngl lmaoo 😭
Also not to mention that Chris most LIKELY receives the majority of his income from Shane / making videos for him. Agree with you its messed up lol
I thought Jake’s idea was good - if he did it the other way around and made the AI Chris’ voice saying he doesn’t like Shane and Shane “confronts” him about it, it might’ve been a funny way to prank him, but instead doing it like he chose to do will just really hurt Chris
@@c1nnamodollTHAT WAS HORRIBLE
i would never do that to a friend it’s so cruel :\
Also, the infrared camera thing. (idk if apple has this) but some phones with face ID have an option in the settings to not turn your phone off for as long as it recognizes your face still looking at it. and that would explain why it would scan your face every 5 seconds or so.
it is on iphones, i just looked it up. it’s called attention aware features
the iphone takes constant “shots” bc of the attention features. it detects how bright it is to adjust the screen, and doesnt auto lock if you are looking at it
You have no idea how entertaining it is to look forward to ripping throw Shane’s content every week! Having people to remind everyone not to believe all these harmful theories is very useful at stopping people from falling down dark rabbit holes
Rylands reaction to the AI him is the most genuine emotion I've seen from the guy in a decade and that's so weird but also somehow makes total sense?
How can Shane's hair be so disgusting in every way?
He could at least use some dry shampoo if he’s not gonna shower
He looks so sweaty all the time
it looks like caramel from all the grease
My sibling has the same issue. Even after a good shower their hair still looks awfully greasy.
it's cause he's a ginger
your horrible impressions make me feel so much better about being bad at impressions. it’s honestly funny as fuck
Horrible impressions are funnier than good impressions will ever be tbh
When I worked at Apple we were told that FaceID may not work if someone wore glasses, a face mask, had plastic surgery, ect when they were setting it up. 🤷🏻♀️
Pretty sure I had to scan my face with and without glasses.
And sometimes it's struggles if I get bad angle. (Or maybe good angle, and it goes "no this pretty bitch is not the ugly one I remember")
I set up my ai without makeup on and when I have makeup on it doesn’t recognize me lmaoooo
@@krisluvscats me too! so annoying
I remember I had to set mine up twice, once with glasses and once with contacts, since my phone couldn’t recognize me when I took my glasses off or wore contacts for a day lmao
A weird thing thats been going on recently is that i am able to admit that im up to date with what Shane Dawson is upto but i ALSO have to explain that of course no i dont watch his content, ill send you a link to someone whos commentary makes experiencing his content less of an act of torture
Lmaooo same..and also watching here, Shane doesn’t get the views
And who is “they” in these conspiracy theories Shane loves so much?
Can't just admit it's rich people. Capitalism good!
probably not Jewish people cuz they never get targeted by conspiracies right ha ha
So someone actually called my home phone pretending to be me and was trying to get $1000 to bail me out of jail. Luckily I had just got off the phone with my mom so she said “you’re not my daughter” and then they hung up
🤯
Super creepy Black Mirror shit right there
@@disembodied1273 Black mirror? Nah it's actually a very common scam tactic lol
This makes me want to squish my brain through a pasta strainer
what a beautiful sequence of words
@luhe8 thanks, I try
This is wonderfully descriptive with grace, I may end up using this :p
@@halfwen4575 🫡
so no one involved in shanes video has ever used cleverbot or evie? because they would always be like "im not a robot, _you_ are the robot" and then (especially evie) would gaslight the heck out of you
Shane’s end of the world video caused me to go into a manic episode to the point that I thought I had schizophrenia
yeah his theories have given me manic/depression episodes before when I was pretty young. He may think he’s not hurting people but he really is
@@jasper1529 He doesn't care if he hurts people. He has a history of being told he's hurting people and he has never changed.
Bro I legit couldn't sleep for days and I live near an airport I thought every engine roar was an asteroid. 🥲 pro tip avoid conspiracy/end of the world videos if you have a phsycological/personality disorder
i am 100% convinced half the reason i have chronic anxiety and panic attacks at the smallest things that are genuinely common knowledge and don’t freak other people out is because i watched shane’s conspiracy theories growing up, and my conservative parents, but yk what’s the difference between them and shane dawson conspiracies
I couldn’t drink tap water for a year because he made me so scared of the fluoride and what it would do to me. This is just one of the ways shane’s videos have had effects on my mental health
growing up and realizing shane is just insane
You could say that he's inshane (sorry for the terrible pun)
@@StrawberryMilkk224still better than every single joke shane’s ever told
Shane is literally turning into a QAnon mom 😭😭😭
i was thinking shane was a 4chan using
Im going to say it, I like Jake's stream content more than his regular RUclips content. More unhinged energy.
he’s so red pill it’s insane
LMAOOOO I asked Snapchat AI “what did shane dawson say he did to his cat” and it said “I'm not sure, but I don't think it's appropriate to harm animals in any way.”
Mine said “I’m not comfortable talking about this topic” 😂😭
Mine said he accidentally killed his cat while filming a video 😂😂
Mine said they don't know who Shane Dawson is 😂
i’m glad you still hold him accountable and just make videos to make fun of him
I fucking love videos that just make fun of him. It’s what he deserves.
@@MurronWright i wholeheartedly agree. i hate shane so much, and not just because of the controversy, but because of his personality and just who he is.
Shane making his fake voice insult his only friends is so funny, feels like he finally had an excuse to speak his mind about them lmao
My conspiracy theory is that he actually recorded himself saying that shit cause he's an evil little gremlin 😆
also if my friend genuinely got sad at a joke like that i would immediately say “no wait i’m joking i’m sorry :(“ , but me personally i just simply wouldn’t do that to a friend
@@gargles5270I do joke insults at my friends (stuff like “you’re such a bozo sometimes”) but they know it’s a joke and if I ever go too far with a joke then they say so and I immediately apologize. It can be a funny silly little joke but with someone like Shane who has literally never cared about his friends it’s just bad lol
@@froggy5748similar for me! my twin sister and i jokingly insult each other often, though it’s always obvious we’re joking by our delivery and often saying “i’m kidding” after if it wasn’t rlly clear that we were! deadpan delivery is funny for some people (what shane was attempting i think?) but the second someone starts feeling bad from a joke, you apologize and clarify bc they’re your FRIEND and you don’t want them taking something hurtful srsly. i can’t imagine making someone think you’re genuinely talking shit abt them, making them upset in turn, and not even stopping to say sorry and clarify!!! what kind of friend is that??? trashhh
Ok but miss information is such a good drag queen name
JAKEY POO thank u for the shane content it helps me thrive off of his ruins as someone who was groomed by his content :D
ew, imagine being so much of a pickme u think youtube videos about conspiracy theories and food taste tests groomed you. baby!
Shane Dawsons TikTok likes are public. There’s some questionable videos in there 😶
the AI scam call pretending to be one of your family members happens all the time. it’s been going on for years especially in mexico. Funny that shane thinks this is shocking… it’s been happening
Shane: how is the tiktok algorithm so good? They have to be using cameras to watch your face
Shane 10 seconds later: tiktok is LOGGING YOUR KEYSTROKES LIKE A HACKER WOULD
My guy, you answered your own question. Data. They collect your data. Crazy amounts of it. They don’t need to watch your face
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I legit had a moment like this, so the main conspiracy that stuck with me was the “turning Walmarts into concentration/control/war camps” conspiracy he talked about. His evidence was that tanks could fit between the isles & there were enough of them scattered all over America & could fit a large amount of people in there at once.
Aka bro fr made young Jewish me think there was going to be a second holocaust in my lifetime
Hearing stuff like this makes me really glad that he gave me the creeps as a kid. There was something about him that seemed off to me and made me too uncomfortable to watch his videos, even the ones that had titles that actually grabbed my interest.
Ryland in infrared looks like he bites
tech is so magic to him that everything is a conspiracy theory
"how do they know if you like the video?"
The like and follow button. I like a bunch of cat videos I'm going to continue to get cat videos. I know. Mind blowing conspiracy
And the time you spend watching certain videos
I love that Jake’s Trump impression is just Tigger from Winnie the Pooh.
It’s the fact that his phone was already unlocked before he put the thing over the camera 💀
Oh thank fucking god I’m not the only one that noticed. That’s literally not what Face ID looks like 😂
@@KM-mw3jp right bro lol I knew I wasn’t trippin 😂
Shane always looks like he hasn’t showered in 20 years
cause he probably hasn’t
i wanna know how long it takes for shane’s neck beard to reach his chest
HELP HAHAHAHA
its "funny" that he mentioned china, bc in a 2020-2022 regualtion period one of the big things they adressed is privacy stuff. meaning they currently have better privacy protectiong (from companies being able to look at user data) than the US. Bc chinese gov used some european policy model to establish their own. its super interesting actually!
source: im writing my thesis about (among other things) this regultion period
AND YEA SHANE US HAS TERRIbLe PRIVACY LAWS HAHAHAHAH XDDDD
jake saying “hi sisters yes i’m back with another conspiracy” in the alex jones type voice is so funny pls
shane being surprised by collection of face data... like how did you unlock your phone?? oh right face id
shane says face id recognises your face anywhere and always works, yet my phone doesnt recognise me if my mouth is slightly agape 😝
When the video came out with his brother about the flat earth theory, they made me think the earth was flat. I told my brother I thought it could be possible, and he told my mom and step-dad who made fun of me instead of educating me.
Well that's rude of them :/
Professor Dave Explains has a great video to explain what's up ^_^
@halfwen4575 yeah my family sucks, I live with my grandparents now so it's alr
@@EchoEpicz that's good, I hope you're thriving ^_^
If you aren't an adult, that's messed up. Your parents are supposed to look out for you.
I live in Illinois and the biometric data law was passed and immediately used against Facebook and i got a check for $50 so it’s *funny* that he only mentioned TikTok lol
omg hannah shouldn’t even worry the dark green nail is SO much prettier and reminded me of all the snake imagery in the reputation album/era
The Apple one has next to no merit if you think about it for more than like 2 seconds. First, you CAN see the infrared light with your eyes! If you use Face ID at night, the light is clearly there. Second, I'm willing to bet that the whole "it scans your face every 5 seconds" thing isn't necessarily some nefarious plot, but more to do with their Attention feature. If you're looking at the screen, it won't dim. That's literally explained in the settings, it's not hidden information.
Tbh Shane never had a "good" era or a time where he was a good youtuber. His videos were always bad and weird, it just wasn't that bad. This is ten times worse, my god
The cut back to Jake going "do you have nothing better to do!?" was so funny so true besties
If I knew we were gonna talk about rabbit holes I wouldn't have watched this in front of my bunny 😭
His phone was already unlocked when he closed the camera cover lmao you can literally see it at 10:04
as an owner of almost 30 furbies and as someone whos taken them apart many times. that technology was not even viable at the time, they have a set time they "learn" english if you just leave them on long enough and they do not listen to what you say AT ALL, nor do they keep anything
As a furby fan that’s kinda disappointing 😂
NOT THE FURBY CONSPIRACY LOL I had a 1998 model furby when I was a child, it’s merely an interactive toy that learns English… and since English is not my first language he was a little idiot for a while, but I loved him so much
Furbys are on a timer for when they learn. If you leave them on they’ll learn faster
Shane saying Suri not Siri makes me so unnecessarily annoyed. I should not be as irritated as I am lol
No offense to older people but he sounds like a boomer so often.
alpha Jake destroying beta Shane Dawson with facts and logic
Jake Doolittle is the best impressionist in the game
My friend installed a keystroke tracker on our school computers in HS when he was 15. He did it to gain access to the schools grading system. Its easy asf to do lol.
Also haven't keystroke trackers been around for a while too? Lol like ten-ish years or something?
Many workplaces have keystroke trackers.
That’s how all the tech kids got the admin passwords and jail broke their school computers when I was in highschool
i love how 90% of the "conspiracy theories" are just shane not understanding basic technology
fr he doesn’t research shit💀
broooooooooo ai chat has been around for too long for them to be this dumb about it. cleverbot also says it's human but it clearly isn't. ai is meant to be as human as possible, every comp sci bro wants to create an ai that passes the turing test, why would they make sure it says it's an ai/robot/lines of code if they want it to seem human?
I get you were joking but "you only care that tiktok logs your keystrokes because you have something to hide" isn't the take you think it is. it's giving "only guilty people don't let the police search their property without a warrant"
the police use force and give warrants disproportionately to people of color. tiktok stores data for everyone who uses it. tiktok cannot potentially put your life in immediate danger
That thing about not being afraid if not hiding anything is so true. But, tiktok is not the safest place to begin with.
Bruh Shane not knowing how Face ID works almost gave me a fucking anyeurism.
Not Shane sounding like our Government interviewing the TikTok CEO 🫠🫠🫠
He still cant let go of that five minutes of fame chuck E cheese gave him huh not even because his ass was this close 🤏 to getting sued
I feel like I got whiplash going from Shane’s weird, horrible toxic relationship to the absolute perfection and adorableness of Jake and Hannah.
The infrared camera stuff makes sense but you need both that and the regular camera lol. Otherwise you could just hold a photo of somebody up to Face ID.
Literally so tired of conversations about all the SPOOKY things tech companies are doing as if the exclusive and singular issue here is not capitalism
Shane's gotta deflect from the real issue like the awful conservative he is.
You’re so right
Is he so detached from reality that he doesn't realize that this has been a topic of discussion... for a hot minute 😂
"You ever had a passport" took me out 💀💀
It’s so funny now that I’m older how not entertaining Shane’s content is. But when I was like 10 I was on the edge of my seat man.
Pretty sure tik tok just feeds you the type of vids you like and save. I liked one Christian video one time and for weeks all of my fyp was is the worlds ending and God is coming back until I stopped liking them and they left.. it’s that simple
Oh for sure!! I avoided succession spoilers for WEEKS by ignoring TikToks, as soon as I caught up and liked like two scene videos that came up, my feed was NOTHING but succession for like three days.
So how does the spotify thing work for people like me who finds enjoyment and happiness in sad music? I imagine the technology is more generalized, but I’m usually really happy with what Spotify throws at me so how does that work??
I'm guessing its a common thing on all social media platforms where they would recommend you stuff you enjoy based on your choices on the internet
Bro I fall asleep to you and woke up hysterically laughing to you like going “HAHAHAHAHAHHA” with Shane and ryland and woke my son up and scared him 😂
I genuinely don't get why he cares so much that his phone knows his face. He’s famous, we all know his face.
I saw shane post about this new video on tik tok and immediately came here
honestly the spotify thing sounds awesome. you’re telling me my phone hears me crying and it starts playing mitski and mcr? tight
Your part of the problem
@@drbubonic4942 so glad my comment just single-handedly funded spotify’s emotion tracking 🙌 😊!
@@c1nnamodoll giving away your privacy for some feature sweetheart, but hey we'll see how it goes downhill from here
@@drbubonic4942 cheers !
@@drbubonic4942 acting as if our privacy isnt already gone by using a phone LMAO
Face ID actually stopped working for me during the worst of my Crohns flareups because I was gaining and losing weight rapidly and the advice I was given was that it looks at your core features, and something like a beard only covers one of them, but weight fluctuations if severe enough can absolutely over time deteriorate the connections between you and the scan. They literally just told me to reset my face ID. It's not that deep bro
i just love when people blindly use things that are obviously spying on them (tiktok and any social media, alexa, face ID) and then are suprised pikachu when they realize its spying on them. how about be smarter about the things u use and give all your info to and let in your home. like bruh if u bring a robot made by jeff bezos that listens to u at all times into your home, don't be surprised when it knows everything about you. if everyone would just be a little bit more aware and a little bit less submissive then maybe this shit wouldnt happen in the first place. none of this is a conspiracy theory it's just how capitalism works now.
jake's witch cackle gets me everytime
the face id unlocked before he closed the camera 💀
The more i think about Shane the more i wonder where he and his brother were on January 6th 2021
Jake I literally rewatch your streams when I am sad and they never fail to make me laugh, you are truly an angel
chris saying "eww" to shane made me laugh so hard i think i caught a case of ijbolitis
Cleverbot in like 2012 used to say it’s a real human too 😭
No, Jake, do not justify data trafficking just to shame shane dawson. Data collection is dangerous whether you look to "bad things" or not.
LOL okay phew, Im not the only one thinking this
Yeah the “if you have nothing to hide, you have nothing to fear” argument is pretty dangerous really. Still love Jake though but that was an L
I think the whole thing is shane is acting like this is some new underground thing that no one knows about
@@lilybreee yeah i got that impression as well. less a message of “data collection is good” and more “why is this in a conspiracy video when this information is publicly, readily available and they tell you in the terms and conditions”
Data collection is dangerous but it isnt gonna go away, might as well accept it
Love that shane's phone was unlocked before he covered the camera. Also Ryland doesnt know how to read "emperor penguin"
why is shane talking about ai like people were talking about y2k LMFAO