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  • Опубликовано: 30 май 2017
  • Hello,
    Ok. let's be honest...my handwriting is so awful and hard to read that it could easily be used by NSA as a new and highly innovative encryption method. Probably even better than quantum encryption.
    The skills that I presented in this video show only half of what I'm actually capable of.
    Straight lines... yes I can write with straight lines. When I was a student, I tended to be an outsider. Most of the time alone, an introvert hidden in the shade of his own thoughts. Everyone seemed to look at me with confusion because I was always clutching my notebooks really hard to my chest, and looking around with fear in my eyes. One day a nice girl who must have thought that I can't be as weird as everybody thinks approched me, and asked to borrow some of my notes. Without saying a word I gave her one of my notebooks enthusiastically. Unfortunately it was the one with straight lines...
    Well... to put it mildly, borrowing the notebook with straight lines in it didn't help me to socialise with the rest of the students. Next morning everyone was afraid of me.
    In a fit of pique I developed a new writing technique which involved vigorous blowing on a piece of paper. Next day I was expelled from university.
    OK. Now seriously. This video was created thanks to my Patrons (all of them listed in the closing credits).
    If you want to help me create more cool videos like this one, please visit my Patreon page: www.patreon.com/user?u=2355964
    I hope you will like the video. If you do please don't forget to hit that a thumbs up button. Thanks!
    -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
    It should be noted that this video was made with the intention of creating a nice relaxing feeling called ASMR. It's not that kind of video where someone wants to present calligraphy skills etc. I have no idea how to write in calligraphy, and actually I barely use a fountain pen.The most important thing here was to create a video in which the quality of sound is decent enough to trigger ASMR sensation.
    If you like the video please don't forget to hit that a thumbs up button.
    Audio: asmrsurgeaudio.bandcamp.com/r...
    Calligraphy sets:
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    Audio: asmrsurgeaudio.bandcamp.com/r...
    My equipment:
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    Mic 2: amzn.to/1NQIdSi
    Pair of mics 3: amzn.to/1U8Quou
    XLR cables: amzn.to/1U8QrsT
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  • @ASMRSURGE
    @ASMRSURGE  7 лет назад +10327

    Hello,
    Ok. let's be honest...my handwriting is so awful and hard to read that it could easily be used by NSA as a new and highly innovative encryption method. Probably even better than quantum encryption.
    The skills that I presented in this video show only half of what I'm actually capable of.
    Straight lines... yes I can write with straight lines. When I was a student, I tended to be an outsider. Most of the time alone, an introvert hidden in the shade of his own thoughts. Everyone seemed to look at me with confusion because I was always clutching my notebooks really hard to my chest, and looking around with fear in my eyes. One day a nice girl who must have thought that I can't be as weird as everybody thinks approched me, and asked to borrow some of my notes. Without saying a word I gave her one of my notebooks enthusiastically. Unfortunately it was the one with straight lines...
    Well... to put it mildly, borrowing the notebook with straight lines in it didn't help me to socialise with the rest of the students. Next morning everyone was afraid of me.
    In a fit of pique I developed a new writing technique which involved vigorous blowing on a piece of paper. Next day I was expelled from university.
    OK. Now seriously. This video was created thank to my Patrons (all of them listed in the closing credits).
    If you want to help me create more cool videos like this one, please visit my Patreon page: www.patreon.com/user?u=2355964
    I hope you will like the video. If you do please don't forget to hit that a thumbs up button. Thanks!
    Audio: asmrsurgeaudio.bandcamp.com/releases
    -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
    Calligraphy sets:
    amzn.to/2roixcx
    amzn.to/2rtDlS2
    amzn.to/2qEEX8d
    amzn.to/2qEEWkB
    amzn.to/2qEOYCD
    amzn.to/2qEHXS4
    Audio: asmrsurgeaudio.bandcamp.com/releases
    My equipment:
    Mic 1: binauralenthusiast.com/
    Mic 2: amzn.to/1NQIdSi
    Pair of mics 3: amzn.to/1U8Quou
    XLR cables: amzn.to/1U8QrsT
    Audio Interface: amzn.to/1U8QkgH
    Laptop with passive cooling for sound recording: amzn.to/1NQIrZD
    Recorder 1: amzn.to/1Xdth66
    Recorder 2: amzn.to/1NHq4IR
    Camera 1: amzn.to/1NHqdfm
    Camera 2: amzn.to/1NQJ2KS
    Lens 1: amzn.to/1NQJ5GC
    Lens 2: amzn.to/1NHqBug

    • @zorburgor
      @zorburgor 7 лет назад +1214

      nah u good fam

    • @Cornville
      @Cornville 7 лет назад +497

      U tried and u failed

    • @CEPHALOMOSH
      @CEPHALOMOSH 7 лет назад +448

      haha well it is certainly better than mine

    • @Franguetaun
      @Franguetaun 7 лет назад +294

      ASMRSurge The most fun description XD 😂

    • @lukab8407
      @lukab8407 7 лет назад +193

      ASMRSurge I like your writing btw

  • @meriewanderer
    @meriewanderer 5 лет назад +7484

    15:02 - 17:04 Good idea
    "I changed my password everywhere to 'incorrect'. That way when I forget it, it always reminds me : 'your password is incorrect' "

  • @rxzon1209
    @rxzon1209 4 года назад +3089

    Him: my handwritting is bad
    Me: u haven’t seen mine

    • @Nasurisu
      @Nasurisu 4 года назад +24

      E

    • @ThatOneKate
      @ThatOneKate 4 года назад +17

      @@Nasurisu A

    • @Nasurisu
      @Nasurisu 4 года назад +25

      @@ThatOneKate SPORTS

    • @3bdurrahman
      @3bdurrahman 4 года назад +1

      Ah, the negotiator

    • @mayab8053
      @mayab8053 4 года назад

      Because it blends in with the scribbles

  • @AutumnsNoise
    @AutumnsNoise 4 года назад +6009

    Nobody:
    Kids in the 1600s bored asf, not wanting to learn about Shakespeare in English class:

    • @thatb1h855
      @thatb1h855 4 года назад +376

      they wouldn’t be learning abt shakespeare lol his work didn’t get recognised until much later

    • @neonsamus
      @neonsamus 4 года назад +129

      it's funny how recent public compulsory schooling is like 70 to 100 years old only

    • @zeyna4
      @zeyna4 4 года назад +45

      inaccurate

    • @thatb1h855
      @thatb1h855 4 года назад +19

      Giancarlos Benitez well,,yeah??? its rlly unhealthy to skip meals

    • @zeyna4
      @zeyna4 4 года назад +13

      @no homo whats the point of making a joke if its not even right

  • @punki2081
    @punki2081 4 года назад +1831

    I guess I never realized how blessed I’ve been to have access to modern day pens. God that would be so frustrating to have to dip it every 5 seconds.

    • @sgttaaca
      @sgttaaca 3 года назад +105

      I prefer a fancy pen.. than a modern one.

    • @thedemoman88
      @thedemoman88 3 года назад +210

      Actually, it's more frustrating to make sure the pen isn't dipped too much or too little. Having it too much will make a small explosion of ink happen with even a slight tap. Too little will make the pen barely write. Personally, I've never written Calligraphy on Parchment, or even a quality sketchbook. So, whenever I write with too little ink; It scratches the paper and Ruins the heading.

    • @lincolnjones273
      @lincolnjones273 3 года назад +7

      Nah it ok well in art class i only brake 4 pens

    • @maxipali2577
      @maxipali2577 3 года назад +51

      @@sgttaaca Look, he's special!!!
      Now seriously, I want one of that pens just becouse they're cool

    • @sgttaaca
      @sgttaaca 3 года назад +7

      @@maxipali2577 Hahah just found out your comment! Thanks

  • @system1912
    @system1912 5 лет назад +16184

    It's like they're drawing on a pringle

  • @YT-uk5ie
    @YT-uk5ie 4 года назад +14860

    5:18 : Leaked iPhone 12 camera design

  • @levelmake7758
    @levelmake7758 4 года назад +3059

    2:43
    *D E M O N I T I Z E D*

  • @mxnns0
    @mxnns0 4 года назад +3075

    When his camera is better then your eyesight 👁 👅 👁

    • @kimjong-un1277
      @kimjong-un1277 3 года назад +25

      Dont be so racist

    • @KORONEVIRUS
      @KORONEVIRUS 3 года назад +139

      Kim Jong-un
      how is that racist?

    • @kimjong-un1277
      @kimjong-un1277 3 года назад +16

      Robo Studios Idk Ask yourself mam

    • @purpple2271
      @purpple2271 3 года назад +51

      Kim Jong-un the hell does that even mean

    • @adamyusuf1805
      @adamyusuf1805 3 года назад +19

      Me with 20/20 vision: I have no such weaknesses

  • @p.atrick.
    @p.atrick. 5 лет назад +5132

    I legit watched one ASMR video and now there's like 1029838 of then in my recommended

  • @user-tc6lt5dw8r
    @user-tc6lt5dw8r 4 года назад +5148

    Oh now i know why prisoners write lines on the wall, they're doing asmr

    • @tough5125
      @tough5125 4 года назад +52

      icewithramen Wow this is underrated.

    • @polastankova
      @polastankova 4 года назад +56

      _nO iTs nOT!!!!!_

    • @itstorr_
      @itstorr_ 3 года назад +18

      Hey were counting how many days they have been in prison xd

    • @melon4804
      @melon4804 3 года назад +10

      yea they totally need some relaxation

    • @CerbeRawr
      @CerbeRawr 3 года назад +22

      @@itstorr_ it wasn't Sayed in a Serious way, it was a joke.

  • @Sunami3619
    @Sunami3619 4 года назад +827

    When the Paper said "Chuchu chu chi cha Chuchu" i felt that

  • @beaunation
    @beaunation 3 года назад +541

    Teacher: its ok if your notes are messy. They're your notes.
    Me:

    • @naomigwolfe8112
      @naomigwolfe8112 3 года назад +30

      That one guy's notes: 3:05

    • @realanimegirl777
      @realanimegirl777 3 года назад +18

      and then you look back at your notes a month later and you're like: Fuuuuuuck.

    • @gabe1052
      @gabe1052 3 года назад +3

      @@realanimegirl777 lol fr when I write it it looks so nice but when I go back to look at it it sucks

    • @gipsydangeramericasmonster9632
      @gipsydangeramericasmonster9632 3 года назад +2

      “It’s okay if your notes are messy” *proceeds to get a bad grade because they’re messy* (especially if you have to turn in your notes)

    • @darkprinssss
      @darkprinssss Год назад

      Sounds like a cool teacher

  • @katdop3664
    @katdop3664 5 лет назад +3621

    Ad:are you tired of being alone
    Me:...........yes.

    • @kimjong-un1277
      @kimjong-un1277 5 лет назад +26

      Kat Dop36 so relatable brother

    • @davecrupel2817
      @davecrupel2817 5 лет назад +75

      Nope.
      I love being alone.
      Very peacefull. Plus i have learned to live with myself. Which is the key.

    • @rippinridley7876
      @rippinridley7876 5 лет назад +21

      A mix of both- two be alone is aa to be with nature; ones inner core. Full of Trinquility. But to be with another can possess good qualities as well. Like the feeling of belonging. However, I'm happy with either or. Mainly just with nature.

    • @viriginnie6471
      @viriginnie6471 5 лет назад

      @@rippinridley7876 Yeah..

    • @rippinridley7876
      @rippinridley7876 5 лет назад +2

      @@viriginnie6471 Sorry if my comment brought forth sadness

  • @CipherVoheim
    @CipherVoheim 5 лет назад +867

    When you be writing that letter to king George III to get them sweet sweet tax cuts

  • @rodricbr
    @rodricbr 4 года назад +390

    "You are next"

  • @ST4R_V3IL
    @ST4R_V3IL 2 года назад +77

    Me: *trying to sleep*
    Also me: *keeps opening eyes to see what they’re writing/drawing*

  • @ghostpanther6855
    @ghostpanther6855 5 лет назад +4491

    Me: TURNS VOLUME ALL THE WAY UP
    Ad: DO YOU HAVE BACKPAIN
    Me: FALLS OFF BED now i do

    • @boluayeni2886
      @boluayeni2886 4 года назад +42

      Ghost Panther
      Well, they use the all new..

    • @me-mf5bl
      @me-mf5bl 4 года назад +14

      AHAHAHA

    • @LRJH
      @LRJH 4 года назад +16

      Ghost Panther I’m subscribeing to you just for that comment

    • @kirysmi6999
      @kirysmi6999 4 года назад +6

      haha so funny

    • @Waseemmmm
      @Waseemmmm 4 года назад +19

      stolen comment

  • @send2810
    @send2810 7 лет назад +3096

    Description as always is a masterpiece.

    • @finnishbrotherhood427
      @finnishbrotherhood427 7 лет назад +130

      IKR, it looks like a fanfiction. They always turn a crappy description into a masterpiece 😂

  • @wavystars5075
    @wavystars5075 4 года назад +285

    This video is everyone who finishes the test early

    • @prism_of_selves
      @prism_of_selves 3 года назад

      what

    • @ArmpitMiko.
      @ArmpitMiko. 3 года назад +1

      thats me lmfao, i always draw random shit on the test paper when i finished early.

  • @EnzoJP
    @EnzoJP 4 года назад +170

    Everyone: this is so relaxing.
    Me: I NEED THAT PEN

  • @dudi3949
    @dudi3949 4 года назад +7590

    This video is basically everyone in their least favourite class.

    • @Wdycit
      @Wdycit 4 года назад +97

      duld duds
      It took me awhile to get it.

    • @lindamedrano3313
      @lindamedrano3313 4 года назад +21

      lol how did so many ppl watch this

    • @groceree
      @groceree 4 года назад +22

      Waiting for someone to correct favourite to favorite

    • @opalhuskat5364
      @opalhuskat5364 4 года назад +14

      Joeboiyoi found the grammar nazi!

    • @dudi3949
      @dudi3949 4 года назад +12

      @@groceree Sorry english is not my first language.

  • @christianlee3068
    @christianlee3068 4 года назад +617

    September 12th 1886
    Dear Elizabeth,
    I have yet to see combat but General Müller has placed me in the 87th Grenadier division stationed outside of Münatouß. Our Commander Weißmarn told us we will be attacking the enemy at first light. I do not know if I will survive the first charge or if I will be lucky as to be killed in a artillery barrage as I have heard rumors that no man has survived but two steps from the safety of our trench. I was promised a medal not a unmarked grave. leaving home for this war is a fools mistake.
    Love, Henri
    87th grenadier division

  • @leptuned
    @leptuned 3 года назад +345

    Nobody:
    Literally nobody:
    7 years old's notebook:

    • @adamyusuf1805
      @adamyusuf1805 3 года назад +22

      U know what sucks? When u try ur hardest on a realistic face and the teacher compliments it as “abstract art”

    • @annabelle_44
      @annabelle_44 3 года назад +9

      My notebook still looks like this-

    • @odessawales
      @odessawales 3 года назад +1

      So I'm a 7 year old. Smh

    • @gipsydangeramericasmonster9632
      @gipsydangeramericasmonster9632 3 года назад +1

      @@odessawales we’re all 7 year olds at heart

  • @AustinChurch95
    @AustinChurch95 4 года назад +57

    This video has been recommended to me for the past 2 years... I guess I’ll give it a try

  • @olive9978
    @olive9978 7 лет назад +961

    3:43 - 3:47 reminds me of the sound the lamp that jumps on the Pixar logo makes

  • @anigroeg9008
    @anigroeg9008 4 года назад +586

    3:52 PLOT TWIST: its all on the same paper

    • @jihaahsm7751
      @jihaahsm7751 4 года назад +84

      PLOT TWIST: it's not even a paper

    • @anigroeg9008
      @anigroeg9008 4 года назад +4

      Jihaahsm hater

    • @jihaahsm7751
      @jihaahsm7751 4 года назад +24

      @@anigroeg9008 alright then?

    • @yoonixue
      @yoonixue 4 года назад +1

      @@jihaahsm7751 lmao, imaginee

    • @yoonixue
      @yoonixue 4 года назад +5

      @@anigroeg9008 not really :l

  • @SparkShock
    @SparkShock 3 года назад +83

    Plot twist: He’s trying to get Help.

  • @dexterious35
    @dexterious35 4 года назад +211

    I hate when old people poke you at a wedding and say: “You are next”.
    So next time I was at a funeral I poked them and said: “You are next”.
    12:22 - 15:01
    xD

    • @ginz8093
      @ginz8093 3 года назад +10

      Wait A Second......

    • @yeonixlo5024
      @yeonixlo5024 3 года назад +10

      💀💀💀💀 that's dark humor

    • @studiobones3883
      @studiobones3883 3 года назад +2

      @@yeonixlo5024 NO WAY!

  • @SeafoamKitten
    @SeafoamKitten 7 лет назад +1959

    this is amazing and the texture of the paper is so satisfying to me :3

    • @jiminjams7542
      @jiminjams7542 6 лет назад +3

      Seafoam Kitten's ASMR hi

    • @emberd-l795
      @emberd-l795 6 лет назад +6

      Seafoam Kitten's ASMR totally agree. I usually don't like non talking videos but this ones great

    • @kknight5150
      @kknight5150 6 лет назад

      Seafoam Kitten's ASMR Papa Seaboam!

    • @kriszenn1125
      @kriszenn1125 6 лет назад

      parchment you mean?

    • @jodinha4225
      @jodinha4225 6 лет назад +7

      xx this is just a large pringle

  • @juld-ck4ps
    @juld-ck4ps 5 лет назад +2226

    31:50
    "Minecraft Zombie has joined the chat"

    • @holius1
      @holius1 4 года назад +223

      It legit sounds like an endermen when you look at them.

    • @antoniolewis1318
      @antoniolewis1318 4 года назад +90

      It doesn't sound like either

    • @demetrisgillis2146
      @demetrisgillis2146 4 года назад +129

      When you kill the ender dragon

    • @trickster8318
      @trickster8318 4 года назад +8

      @@demetrisgillis2146 yep

    • @aannggee
      @aannggee 4 года назад +52

      nah its sounds more like a blaze from minecraft if you actually listen

  • @Michal.Zielinski
    @Michal.Zielinski 4 года назад +60

    7:29 oh its a tedybear! [two seconds later] oh wtf

  • @lazy_boy23
    @lazy_boy23 4 года назад +118

    Nobody:
    Queen we will rock you: 0:45

  • @citlalivillegas9298
    @citlalivillegas9298 7 лет назад +320

    Dang the quality of of this video is beyond perfection.

    • @ThMthGd
      @ThMthGd 6 лет назад

      citlali villegas It's like a movie.

  • @haileyprosser5256
    @haileyprosser5256 3 года назад +25

    I’ve been coming back to this video for 3 years now when I have writers block. Thank you so much for this piece of art ❤️❤️

  • @vexan_twitch
    @vexan_twitch 4 года назад +36

    "Wait wtf are you watching?!" Friend asked. "Oh it's a movie trailer mate don't worry." I replied.

  • @booboothefiend
    @booboothefiend 7 лет назад +140

    Lol I'm surprised people actually read descriptions, I thought I was the only one

  • @nadjaa.3931
    @nadjaa.3931 7 лет назад +1152

    The quality of your videos is just magnificent! Whenever I watch ASMR which is basically every day I always return to your videos

    • @tingletheatreasmr4598
      @tingletheatreasmr4598 7 лет назад +25

      I love how his videos really look and feel like a piece of art!

    • @judichristopher4604
      @judichristopher4604 7 лет назад +3

      I feel so stupid... I don't know what ASMR stands for... Please explain... thank you.

    • @tingletheatreasmr4598
      @tingletheatreasmr4598 7 лет назад +6

      The "scientific" answer: Autonomous Sensory Meridian Response. In short (well, actually in long): you see or hear something that gives you a tingly sensation. Besides that it makes you relaxed and sometimes even tired. That's why most people are watching these videos. It helps them to relax or/and to fall asleep.

    • @tingletheatreasmr4598
      @tingletheatreasmr4598 7 лет назад +4

      Oh and please don't feel stupid! There are new things every day. We can't keep track of everything. Just be open-minded and curious :)

    • @mrey5678
      @mrey5678 7 лет назад +2

      thatoneanimerat -___-

  • @thezuma391
    @thezuma391 4 года назад +184

    Nobody:
    The small intestine: 2:19

    • @avo11
      @avo11 3 года назад

      i dont even

    • @naomigwolfe8112
      @naomigwolfe8112 3 года назад +2

      No

    • @NoobAllert
      @NoobAllert 3 года назад +1

      how do you call the other intestine in english ?

    • @thezuma391
      @thezuma391 3 года назад +2

      @@NoobAllert Colon or the large intenstine - English isn't my first language neither though :)

  • @user-yr8tf2bi9r
    @user-yr8tf2bi9r 4 года назад +33

    これを聞きながら勉強したんだが最後らへんで眠くてしょうがなかったから結局10分昼寝した。

  • @ellatellsit1426
    @ellatellsit1426 5 лет назад +499

    Me: *Turns sound all the way up*
    Ad: Are you having problem hearing?
    Me: No but now I do

    • @LijE945
      @LijE945 5 лет назад +13

      That's their plan

    • @dying6260
      @dying6260 4 года назад +1

      Now that I think about it IS their plan *an Illuminati confirmed*

    • @aannggee
      @aannggee 4 года назад +4

      u missed ur chance to say "WHAT??!!". smh 🤦‍♀️

    • @meowmeow20371
      @meowmeow20371 4 года назад +4

      Unoriginal

    • @thedunkle3045
      @thedunkle3045 4 года назад

      DrxgonFlxmes
      ey can you not point out people’s pride?

  • @deepfriednerdplaysgames4294
    @deepfriednerdplaysgames4294 6 лет назад +674

    I really don't care what he wrote I just love the sound it makes when he writes

    • @enuskosinua2133
      @enuskosinua2133 5 лет назад +1

      yeah lol

    • @DinnerForkTongue
      @DinnerForkTongue 2 года назад +1

      That's what we're all here for.

    • @zimtak6418
      @zimtak6418 Год назад +9

      Initially yes, but the frosting on the cake is that what they wrote was actually pretty amusing too. Such as at 14:55

  • @sidsid7526
    @sidsid7526 4 года назад +1

    Man the visual is astoundingly beautiful and the audio is crisp as chips. Gotta say, you are the best creator in the ASMR community. Keep up the fantastic work!

  • @kameliaraicheva5417
    @kameliaraicheva5417 4 года назад +11

    My first asmr and the only one that gives me tingles. Pure love.

  • @sbbbsb
    @sbbbsb 5 лет назад +455

    Man I wasn't expecting you to write dad jokes in the letter at all

  • @uMaud
    @uMaud 4 года назад +446

    "At the funeral, I poked them and said : You are next. Smiley face :)"
    *FBI open up*

  • @MrBallL0L
    @MrBallL0L 3 года назад +11

    This guy: **breaths**
    English Professor: “interesting”

  • @superiorarts3090
    @superiorarts3090 3 года назад +1

    Can we just appreciate the amazing quality in this video even if most people are watching it to sleep so they won’t be watching it

  • @nefariousjim
    @nefariousjim 5 лет назад +997

    I was waiting for Tom Riddle to reply

  • @jedlars9085
    @jedlars9085 6 лет назад +77

    This kinda reminds me of when SpongeBob tried to write his paper for boating school.
    But, like, the extended version.
    A+.

    • @nate1141
      @nate1141 5 лет назад +4

      Jed Lars “thé”

  • @crack_soda
    @crack_soda 2 года назад +4

    8:06 dude literally predicted a 2021 trend

  • @user-kf1zo4ds4t
    @user-kf1zo4ds4t 3 года назад +5

    こういう魔女が使いそうな紙とペンめっちゃ好き 後日本人いないの...?

    • @user-fw9qu1cs8v
      @user-fw9qu1cs8v 3 года назад +1

      います✋
      分かります……西洋って感じでいいですよね

  • @ArkaniumGaming
    @ArkaniumGaming 5 лет назад +413

    13:45 HA! GUESSED IT!
    14:59 oh.. You're going to hell for that.

    • @CIA907Nitro
      @CIA907Nitro 4 года назад +1

      Hahaha RUclips police, lol in the name😂

    • @ArkaniumGaming
      @ArkaniumGaming 4 года назад

      @@CIA907Nitro Not what the YT stands for.

    • @aklato7258
      @aklato7258 3 года назад

      @@ArkaniumGaming yeah it is..

    • @melon4804
      @melon4804 3 года назад

      same here 😂

  • @fly_highhigh5518
    @fly_highhigh5518 5 лет назад +258

    Me: *going to fall asleep*
    Ad: Have you ever been to the sea?
    Me: Wut-
    Ad: Have you ever been to a restaurant?
    Me: What the f-
    Ad: Have you ever slept?
    Me: Oh MaN cLeArLY nOT

  • @WilliamKoh96
    @WilliamKoh96 4 года назад +30

    The person receiving this letter will be so confused

  • @ivorymask2599
    @ivorymask2599 4 года назад +11

    at around 14:20 i screamed internally at the realization of where that was going

  • @adamhindmarch247
    @adamhindmarch247 7 лет назад +105

    Never noticed how detailed paper is

  • @ajanguyen5745
    @ajanguyen5745 6 лет назад +671

    "when I forget my password, it reminds me saying; Your password is incorrect.
    *GENIUS*

  • @kirby_chiffon
    @kirby_chiffon 4 года назад +56

    なんか雰囲気が好きなんじゃ〜

    • @user-fj8sg3zf2n
      @user-fj8sg3zf2n 3 года назад +4

      それなです…

    • @ENED-qx1cg
      @ENED-qx1cg 3 года назад +6

      日本人がいるだと!?!?!?!?
      脳死でコメ欄スクロールしてたら読める字があった。

    • @user-ws9xy7dm1p
      @user-ws9xy7dm1p 3 года назад +3

      日本人さん!(*^^*)

    • @WolfCoder
      @WolfCoder 3 года назад +3

      ねむいね~

  • @Alizardlovesyou
    @Alizardlovesyou 4 года назад +4

    This amazing quality of camera makes the ink sitting on the paper so interesting. And a dip pen. Nice paper too.

  • @-isaac
    @-isaac 6 лет назад +989

    "I hate when old people poke you at a wedding and tell you "you are next". So the next time I was at a funeral I poked them and said "you are next" !"
    Truly a masterpiece...

    • @Johnemt11
      @Johnemt11 6 лет назад +4

      ZaK LaK me too haha

    • @carsonwalker6424
      @carsonwalker6424 6 лет назад +20

      but you didnt come up with that joke its like every joke video and picture

    • @-isaac
      @-isaac 6 лет назад +49

      Carson Walker ... it was in the vid at 15:00 that’s why I quoted it

    • @eddie2191
      @eddie2191 6 лет назад +1

      ZaK LaK truly*

    • @johnf.kennedy5517
      @johnf.kennedy5517 6 лет назад +6

      That’s a meme

  • @momoko9458
    @momoko9458 5 лет назад +374

    10:06 😍😍😍

  • @GlizzysBuzy
    @GlizzysBuzy 4 года назад

    I was tingling the entire video. I couldn't stop tingling I swear when u have head phones on and turn it up all the way for phones, it legit gives me tingles.

  • @yuuka11
    @yuuka11 4 года назад +16

    “I hate when old people poke you at a wedding and say :’You are next’. So next time I was at a funeral I poked them and said: “you are next’! :)
    I changed my password everywhere to ‘incorrect’,That way,when I forget it, it always reminds me:’Your password is incorrect’.
    “If I won the award for laziness,I would send somebody to pick it up for me”.
    “I haven’t spoken to my Wife for years.I didn’t want to interrupt her”.
    R.Dangerfield
    “Self-education is, I firmly believe the only kind of education there is.”
    I. Asimov.
    “If women ran the world, we wouldn’t have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days”.
    R. Williams.
    “For small creatures such as we the vastness is bearable only through love”.
    C.Sagon.
    “Correction does much, but encouragement does more.”
    J.W. Goethe.
    “Pick a flower on Earth and you move the farthest star.”
    P.Diracle.

  • @osirismerck4778
    @osirismerck4778 4 года назад +78

    0:09, i thought my old ass laptop was catching on fire

    • @soda_crackerr
      @soda_crackerr 3 года назад +2

      underrated BUT LSBDKSDBBD AHAHAHS 💀✋

  • @rrrrrr-484
    @rrrrrr-484 7 лет назад +65

    10:08 "How to make crack"

  • @WXLTWR
    @WXLTWR 3 года назад +3

    I never knew that someone writing on a piece of paper could be so satisfying

  • @sophiaw9899
    @sophiaw9899 4 года назад +2

    I like ASMRs. But it was the vibe of your video that drew me to click on it. The pen and paper setting, the lighting of the room, the black and white and grey colours... I am being hit with a bit of nostalgia, for some reason. Just wanted to say I love this video

  • @Malevolent_Q
    @Malevolent_Q 5 лет назад +19

    I love how the ink just glides off the tip of the quill and doesn't leave a stain on the metal.

  • @spicybowlofcurri
    @spicybowlofcurri 7 лет назад +609

    I'm the girl from the story, I can confirm

    • @ASMRSURGE
      @ASMRSURGE  7 лет назад +182

      Would you be kind enough to give me back the notebook I borrowed you?

    • @spicybowlofcurri
      @spicybowlofcurri 7 лет назад +149

      Have you forgotten about the restraining order?

    • @ASMRSURGE
      @ASMRSURGE  7 лет назад +169

      No I haven't. I was going to send my dog to pick it up for me...

    • @spicybowlofcurri
      @spicybowlofcurri 7 лет назад +127

      Oh you've got a new one? Your neighbour mentioned that you cut the previous one in half with a thermal knife at night the other week?

    • @cthklh1458
      @cthklh1458 7 лет назад +67

      Irae WHAT THE HELL

  • @themilkyway9026
    @themilkyway9026 4 года назад +23

    Others: Going outside and play with their friends
    Me: Sitting in my room and watching a man who's wasting ink

  • @zzz6737
    @zzz6737 4 года назад +39

    7:25 書いちゃうこれ

    • @the_idiot_one9570
      @the_idiot_one9570 4 года назад +3

      Ah yes the forbidden language

    • @hani4336
      @hani4336 3 года назад +1

      @@the_idiot_one9570 wdym..

    • @Hinata-xj2gg
      @Hinata-xj2gg 3 года назад

      Yo that’s like the ancient language of Christmas hinge

  • @paigek.5736
    @paigek.5736 4 года назад +64

    This is exactly what I’ve been wanting! Writing asmr, no talking, and clear sounds (so I don’t need to turn the volume all the way up and break my eardrums when a random ad appears) thank you! 😊

    • @paintedpainters7222
      @paintedpainters7222 4 года назад +1

      AD: are you lonely
      Me: umm.. yeah
      AD: get an antidepressant it will totally help your deppresion
      Me: umm I never I said I was depresse-
      AD: we know you are 🙃

  • @jade-san362
    @jade-san362 7 лет назад +63

    Your description is gold💰💰💰💰

  • @meiasmr36
    @meiasmr36 8 месяцев назад

    Thank you, last night I fell asleep so fast, now I'm here again just to make sure I watched the whole video, it's so relaxing

  • @itz_lilz_1649
    @itz_lilz_1649 2 года назад

    your handwriting is really pretty! and i love the sound the writing makes!!

  • @fortie6902
    @fortie6902 5 лет назад +410

    4:20 Pixar lamp. I know someone commented this before me but the link they posted didn’t sound as accurate as this did in my opinion. The original poster is called Nolan Oster.

  • @nolanoster3660
    @nolanoster3660 6 лет назад +644

    @3:42 just me or does that sound like the baby Pixar lamp hopping?

  • @kasiwa1223
    @kasiwa1223 3 года назад +21

    音ももちろんいいんだけど、目でも楽しめて良き
    なんか分かるかな 人が書いてるところ見るの好きなの インクが紙につく瞬間が好き(?)

  • @highlight5934
    @highlight5934 3 года назад

    The best asmr I've heard in my life! Love it 💜💖 I fall asleep after 10 minutes

  • @CieraAndDanielle
    @CieraAndDanielle 7 лет назад +127

    You should do the "my asmr story" thing and tell it in pictures in this format. I'd love to hear about your life and how you got into this, not to mention I think it would establish a deeper connection amongst you and your subscribers. Maybe even a voice reveal with it.... (I dream big I know). Much love, and stunning quality as usual. ❤️

    • @runawayfromtoads674
      @runawayfromtoads674 7 лет назад +3

      In some of his older videos, he speaks. You might want to check that out :)

    • @CieraAndDanielle
      @CieraAndDanielle 7 лет назад +2

      Run Away From Toads OMG yes I will! Thank you :)

    • @DaMonkas556
      @DaMonkas556 6 лет назад

      CieraRose H. He doesn't really like doing talking videos apparently

  • @SirDothal
    @SirDothal 7 лет назад +496

    10:06 Heroin Roleplay ASMR

  • @crazykidweirdbutfunny5949
    @crazykidweirdbutfunny5949 3 года назад +7

    1:57 that line is so perfect though 👀

  • @chrisskehan6583
    @chrisskehan6583 4 года назад +11

    2:48 Well That's going to haunt my dreams forever...

  • @radasmrr
    @radasmrr 5 лет назад +337

    it’s always so strange but satisfying watching right handed people write (i’m a lefty)

    • @byrdsayahh
      @byrdsayahh 5 лет назад +18

      @Maria A That I find interesting as I also write left handed (technically I’m ambidextrous but I still write with my left hand) but I find it more satisfying when I watch people writing left handed. I wonder why that is. 😂

    • @radasmrr
      @radasmrr 5 лет назад +14

      KittyKatGirl27 i think all or at least most people who are left handed are ambidextrous! because i cut stuff at work and do sports n stuff with my right hand but write with my left lol

    • @byrdsayahh
      @byrdsayahh 5 лет назад +15

      Same here! I think of my right arm/hand as my strong arm/hand and my left arm/hand as my control arm/hand

    • @maccychee3858
      @maccychee3858 5 лет назад +2

      I like left handed people's writing a d I'm right

    • @DrogothTheDragonLord
      @DrogothTheDragonLord 5 лет назад +13

      Everyone has a dominant hand. Ambidextrous means you can use either hand perfectly and equally for any task

  • @noahs.3634
    @noahs.3634 7 лет назад +191

    Is the description true stroy? From my p.o.v. (The cameras actually) u r super cool dude dont worry what anyone thinks about you

    • @ASMRSURGE
      @ASMRSURGE  7 лет назад +127

      Of course it is not true. This time I made it up just for fun.

    • @sidance
      @sidance 7 лет назад +28

      Your descriptions are always pure gold.

    • @digital107-_-
      @digital107-_- 7 лет назад +5

      Black Light his description actually explained my school years. no joke

    • @TheLMango
      @TheLMango 7 лет назад +3

      @Digital107 Embarrassing...

    • @digital107-_-
      @digital107-_- 7 лет назад

      TheLMango ?

  • @luckycharm6504
    @luckycharm6504 4 года назад

    This channel is slowly but very persistently crawling up in my list of favorite ASMR channels ..

  • @fazeorlandoclan8636
    @fazeorlandoclan8636 3 года назад

    THE thing i Love about this video is that its so un relaxin and relaxing att THE same time

  • @callmeclick9459
    @callmeclick9459 6 лет назад +371

    Time stamps because they were challenging.
    0:00 - 27:52 Fountain pen and paper
    27:52 - 28:22 Red Dried wax cracks.
    28:22 - 31:42 MORE fountain pen and paper.
    31:42 - End. Red wax drying, stamping, cracking.

    • @quietducks1149
      @quietducks1149 5 лет назад +4

      That not a fountain pen😂

    • @SL-oy5pe
      @SL-oy5pe 5 лет назад +1

      Quiet Ducks It isn’t?

    • @quietducks1149
      @quietducks1149 5 лет назад +5

      @@SL-oy5pe no cuss I actually have a fountain pen, that Sir was a dip pen

    • @Luke-em1ix
      @Luke-em1ix 5 лет назад

      Quiet Ducks I was looking for somebody to reply this

    • @dillonh321
      @dillonh321 5 лет назад

      @@Luke-em1ix
      Yep, it's a dip pen, fountain pens do have the same tip but they store their ink unlike dip pens.

  • @kennyredden
    @kennyredden 7 лет назад +54

    Your videos always impress me, but this one seems particularly high quality, and is just so pleasing to look at

  • @angelus_solus
    @angelus_solus 4 года назад +82

    Damn mate! That paper has enough tooth to make a piranha jealous! What is that, 90 lb hot pressed watercolour paper? Arches brand perhaps? I write on 32 lb Southworth 100% cotton business paper with quills. My finger pressure is too light for steel nibs. Oh, and if you lick the seal before pressing it into the wax, it releases immediately when the wax cools.

    • @TheBossMan1453
      @TheBossMan1453 4 года назад +10

      Dwight?

    • @Bitrey
      @Bitrey 4 года назад +28

      I didn't understand a single thing but I agree

    • @denmark1226
      @denmark1226 4 года назад +26

      You are far too sophisticated to be on the internet, good sir.

    • @DominiqueRoseASMR
      @DominiqueRoseASMR 4 года назад +10

      I want to be friends with you. I honestly don't know what that says about either one of us.

    • @loser_quail2638
      @loser_quail2638 4 года назад +5

      I think I may be one of the only ones who knew what you were talking about ;-;

  • @user-pu3ke9kw9w
    @user-pu3ke9kw9w 4 года назад +1

    カリカリカリって音凄い好き

  • @arifsyah46
    @arifsyah46 5 лет назад +80

    "i haven't spoken to my wife for years" 👌

    • @StarlingASMR
      @StarlingASMR 4 года назад +1

      Burger Deluxe 😂😂😂😂

    • @rileyboyd1674
      @rileyboyd1674 4 года назад +3

      I don’t need sleep I need answers
      Q no.1Why

  • @asmartist371
    @asmartist371 7 лет назад +5

    Please do more of these. There is something about the sound of writing and drawing that is so incredibly relaxing.

  • @vamppanic
    @vamppanic 3 года назад

    i had an asmr ad before this and it was lifechanging

  • @user-fn9bn9nr5v
    @user-fn9bn9nr5v 4 года назад +23

    이거 분명 쓸데없이 열일하는 알고리즘 땜에 한국인 존나 많이 왔는데 댓글보다가 다 외국인이어서 나간 사람 있을거야.맞지?

  • @butterboi218
    @butterboi218 6 лет назад +322

    Me: "Oooh, he's going to start writing, what's he going to write?"
    Him(Writing): "Good sir, I hope this letter finds you in good health and in a prosperous enough position to put wealth in the pockets of people like me down on their luck, you see, that was my wife you decided to-"
    Me: *"what."*
    Hamilton reference sorry

    • @eggothyleggo1352
      @eggothyleggo1352 5 лет назад +8

      “-fuuuuuuc”

    • @strawbunnee2547
      @strawbunnee2547 5 лет назад +15

      Well he never gonna be President now

    • @cask3u
      @cask3u 5 лет назад +9

      Always down for a Hamilton ref

    • @150zishankhan4
      @150zishankhan4 5 лет назад +2

      Lol ur name

    • @rellowx5532
      @rellowx5532 5 лет назад +4

      He's never going to be president now thats one less thing to worry about

  • @exploringwithasmr
    @exploringwithasmr 6 лет назад +994

    Still one of my favorite asmr videos

  • @calicoking9456
    @calicoking9456 4 года назад +1

    finally, the asmr that actually gave me tingles. thank you.

  • @user-um2rr4ct3y
    @user-um2rr4ct3y 3 месяца назад

    最初は書き始めるの毎回遅いんだよなーってちょっとむずむずしながら見てたけど、だんだん愛着湧いてきて今では定期的に見ないと落ち着かない体になってしまった