if pigeon SH## was a chess opening

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  • Опубликовано: 28 ноя 2024

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  • @seif9923
    @seif9923 10 месяцев назад +49

    "sickening, lets watch it again"

  • @PizzaChess69
    @PizzaChess69 11 месяцев назад +37

    London System playing virgin: Haha I'm going to bore my opponent to death
    King's Indian playing gigachad: R U sure 'bout that?

    • @mortalchess
      @mortalchess  11 месяцев назад +5

      the london system mob will come for me after this video lol😂

    • @pawnita-g5p
      @pawnita-g5p 2 месяца назад +1

      And I play both

  • @seif9923
    @seif9923 10 месяцев назад +12

    I really love the theory with sarcasm much better than watching a boring openings video fr

    • @mortalchess
      @mortalchess  10 месяцев назад +5

      yeah man I thought I was gonna get multiple dislikes on these videos but turns out people might like this kind of humour.

    • @seif9923
      @seif9923 10 месяцев назад +2

      @@mortalchessnah, actually first time I watched I thought you were a big channel

    • @ChristianBisnar-j3c
      @ChristianBisnar-j3c 5 месяцев назад

      Ow that's hurt is even hurter that you say that unconsciously ​@@seif9923

  • @r0bz0rly
    @r0bz0rly 11 месяцев назад +21

    "and a hidden thirst for men" lmfao
    10 seconds into the video and i already love you. and that's why i'm going to start playing the london

    • @mortalchess
      @mortalchess  11 месяцев назад +7

      lol I wanted to let people know what kinda video it was gonna be immediately. As for you journey to london, good luck!!

    • @LukeAlvyyn
      @LukeAlvyyn 2 месяца назад +1

      I prefer the botvinik English

  • @kkagari
    @kkagari 11 месяцев назад +9

    Lol the players in that draw result

  • @Bleuthatup
    @Bleuthatup 11 месяцев назад +7

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA my sides with this video
    Man I was hoping you'd upload soon. Please keep it up

    • @mortalchess
      @mortalchess  11 месяцев назад +2

      your boy's been really busy lately, but another should be coming much sooner than usual.
      Glad you're liking the vidz

    • @Bleuthatup
      @Bleuthatup 11 месяцев назад

      @@mortalchess you’re welcome! Do you think you could cover the jobava London or the petrov or the scandinavian? Those last two haven’t had much love in videos from what I’ve seen (compared to for example the carokann or the Stafford)

    • @mortalchess
      @mortalchess  11 месяцев назад +1

      I have an old video on the jobava london, I like the scandi, its more like the caro, I will definitely do a video on it soon.

  • @stillmattwest
    @stillmattwest Месяц назад +2

    "Watch the evaluation bar drop all the way to your IQ." I love this channel.

  • @Bobby-kq3fu
    @Bobby-kq3fu 11 месяцев назад +8

    I feel attacked cry😢😢 what opening should i do then

    • @mortalchess
      @mortalchess  11 месяцев назад +13

      lol its just jokes man😅, play the london system. you don't owe your opponent anything.

    • @elen1ap
      @elen1ap 5 месяцев назад

      ​@@mortalchessBut actually you prefer jobava london

    • @elen1ap
      @elen1ap 5 месяцев назад

      Right?

    • @mortalchess
      @mortalchess  5 месяцев назад +2

      @@elen1ap yap, Ive been playing the jobava London religiously for the past year

    • @tongpoo8985
      @tongpoo8985 2 месяца назад

      it's just because it's so common and easy to play and fairly strong. if you enjoy it, play it. maybe just experiment with different ideas in it because you can play it aggressive or positional and it's a great beginner opening framework to get comfortable with different ideas while giving you room for inaccuracies.

  • @kshitiz6376
    @kshitiz6376 11 месяцев назад +2

    It was an awkward watch whilst being a former member of the London system community. 😂

    • @mortalchess
      @mortalchess  11 месяцев назад +3

      I'm glad you found the lord my friend, all sins are forgiven🤣

  • @jonathanhebert5434
    @jonathanhebert5434 11 месяцев назад +3

    Love your videos, keep it up man

  • @miggle1875
    @miggle1875 2 месяца назад +1

    As a lower rated player whos been using the london and wanting to get better i thank you for this hard truth lol. This is now my favorite chess channel.

  • @GolyTheGod
    @GolyTheGod 5 месяцев назад +2

    Love your movies Mate ! thx for lessons

  • @swagmuffin9000
    @swagmuffin9000 2 месяца назад +1

    stopped playing the london after i ran into all these problems. i can confirm everything said in this video. i suck, but the london was making me suck more. i suck a little less now

  • @mikeperez8
    @mikeperez8 18 часов назад

    Just discovered your channel. I’m crying laughing. Great stuff. Earned a sub 💪🏼

  • @nihits
    @nihits Месяц назад +2

    Can you explain the Jobiden London system?

  • @FrankWang-w2g
    @FrankWang-w2g Месяц назад

    Bg5 avoids loss of material after e4 because the knight is pinned.

  • @toondemaere3080
    @toondemaere3080 Месяц назад

    That’s why jobava london exists.

  • @sivajyothi9102
    @sivajyothi9102 11 месяцев назад

    You’re underrated keep it up

  • @robloxgameleaker
    @robloxgameleaker Месяц назад

    Thank you for this video, I was a London system player and now I beat a bot that I had. 20% win rate against 2 times in a row in below 2 minutes after the Kings Indian! Thanks

  • @AM_-wg1hj
    @AM_-wg1hj Месяц назад

    As a London player, this is absolutely hilarious 🤣

  • @Aniibott
    @Aniibott Месяц назад

    0:37 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @nungshitombienterprises2037
    @nungshitombienterprises2037 27 дней назад

    So I played and used it in my school yearly chess competition I played 3 matches and I used only the London system and won (my final opponent did the king's Indian and I played the moves you suggested for king's Indian and I won thx

  • @cpb-vj7ig
    @cpb-vj7ig 8 месяцев назад

    Thank you for putting how I feel about the London into words, and video. I get that perfectly great players can and do use the London, but too many seem to play it from day one. Once the game deviants from what ever they expect, the have no tactical awareness or even just counting, like the game you showed with the Rook for 2 minors. I guess that's true of anyone, but it's really annoying with the London because it lets people fake their way into a middle game they have no business being in. I say that someone who played the Queen's Gambit Declined Exchange Variation, which was the London of the 80s. At least we put a bishop as far away as g5 though.

    • @mortalchess
      @mortalchess  8 месяцев назад +1

      you don't say, I got into the triangle slav for quite a bit late last year ,and yeah the QGD exchange was really annoying, had to go back to playing the kings indian.
      You are right though, it still does not compare with the london, especially if it's in the hands of a somewhat stronger 2000ish player, they won't blunder any pieces, it's just gonna be a long bland game.

    • @andrewcrane5105
      @andrewcrane5105 2 месяца назад

      So you're upset new people play the London? Why are you playing new people?

  • @fernandozaldivar7435
    @fernandozaldivar7435 5 месяцев назад +1

    I play london system. You make me laught a lot

  • @ThirdLawPair
    @ThirdLawPair 2 месяца назад +1

    As a London player, I have to agree that if we define "The London" as just premoving the whole pyramid with no counterplay to your opponent's moves, then yeah that's the worst system ever. Then again, any system is equally terrible if you play it like that.

    • @texaschodehouse
      @texaschodehouse Месяц назад +1

      I came here to say this. I don’t play the London but but I don’t have this assumption that London players don’t deviate from the system when it helps. I’d say at least London players have the guts to deviate .1 centipawn playing bf4, showing they want to take the game in their own territory even if more concrete lines exist

    • @texaschodehouse
      @texaschodehouse Месяц назад

      10 centipawns *

    • @ThirdLawPair
      @ThirdLawPair Месяц назад

      @@texaschodehouse And one of the easiest variations is to go e4 if black plays the King's Indian.

  • @superlative_custard
    @superlative_custard Месяц назад

    pure gold

  • @abdalaelgamel5856
    @abdalaelgamel5856 7 месяцев назад

    What a funny way to bully london system 😂

    • @mortalchess
      @mortalchess  7 месяцев назад +1

      Thanks man, I was having a lil fun with this one, I'm glad you liked it.

  • @steveperryman8102
    @steveperryman8102 Месяц назад

    Yep, the London System, one of Magnus Carlsen's favourites. Recently asked to rate his "dislike of the London System on a scale of 1-1000, he answered 2, maybe 3, and went on to express his admiration for it😂

  • @witherr2839
    @witherr2839 Месяц назад

    We can play queen c3 to attack

  • @kshitiz6376
    @kshitiz6376 11 месяцев назад

    Bro is a certified vawulence comrade.

    • @mortalchess
      @mortalchess  11 месяцев назад +1

      🤣🤣Diego Simeone certified vawulence

  • @Lucas-iv3ul
    @Lucas-iv3ul 11 месяцев назад

    Yooo mortal great video. Can you make a video how to counter this shit after d4 d5

    • @mortalchess
      @mortalchess  11 месяцев назад

      I will definitely make another london vid if this one does well.

  • @Chickynuggets0001
    @Chickynuggets0001 11 месяцев назад

    wheres the philidor trap about d4???

    • @mortalchess
      @mortalchess  11 месяцев назад +1

      y'all not letting me slide on my promises..😅😅

    • @kshitiz6376
      @kshitiz6376 11 месяцев назад

      @@mortalchessYeah lol, you left us all hanging. Although, I did find out that Lion defence structures can be played to both avoid white from forcing an endgame and to contest 1.d4 simultaneously so no worries.

  • @jackietreehorn8643
    @jackietreehorn8643 4 месяца назад +1

    I was so offended, I went to play you and deliver you to the shadow realm, but your account is closed.

    • @mortalchess
      @mortalchess  4 месяца назад

      Imma open a new one soon..I get addicted to blitz and bullet easily and I stop making videos, but I'm working on it lol..

  • @janpaulbusch1437
    @janpaulbusch1437 Месяц назад

    I'm 23-hundred but will i ever live to see 24? They way things is going I don't know!

  • @GaurabThapa-v4r
    @GaurabThapa-v4r 2 месяца назад +1

    We avoid the kings indian situation using a jobava London style but instead of making the pyramid we move the e pawn towards the center make a queen and dark squared Bishop battery and then trade our dark squared bishop for theirs and then castle queen side and initiate a pawn storm on the king side

    • @mortalchess
      @mortalchess  2 месяца назад

      That's not a pure London system approach to the king's indian though..I love the Jobava too by the way

  • @forcesidereason6685
    @forcesidereason6685 5 месяцев назад

    I play chess for a year and never see someone play London system before 😂
    (except from RUclips and steamers)

    • @mortalchess
      @mortalchess  5 месяцев назад

      I envy you, I see it everyday. makes me wanna punch my screen

    • @ThirdLawPair
      @ThirdLawPair 2 месяца назад

      ​@@mortalchessdoesn't that make it the ideal system? If we are not making our opponent absolutely miserable by move 2, why are we even playing chess?

  • @seif9923
    @seif9923 10 месяцев назад

    haven't watched in a while, you've been cooking fr.

    • @mortalchess
      @mortalchess  10 месяцев назад +1

      thanks man, I'm working on a kings indian video right now.. I was waiting for the channel to monetize before releasing it because the jokes on this one are risky lol

    • @seif9923
      @seif9923 10 месяцев назад

      @@mortalchess I was legit searching for a video about kings Indian, will not watch till you post then

  • @rustcohle3707
    @rustcohle3707 2 месяца назад

    Why'd you have to do IMRozen like that... 😭

  • @fahmidfoysal605
    @fahmidfoysal605 5 месяцев назад

    What a fantastic video! Never enjoyed any chess video so much as this. Btw, seens your lichess account is closed. Please drop your new account.

    • @mortalchess
      @mortalchess  4 месяца назад

      the plan was to create an account play a few games for y'all to see and then focus on making videos..but i just cant stop myself from spending the whole day playing blitz...the only way to get some work done is to delete the account..but i will be back soon..

  • @dhruvmishra270
    @dhruvmishra270 2 месяца назад

    As a professional London system player I got offended, now buy me diamond membership or u will loose 300 ello

    • @AM_-wg1hj
      @AM_-wg1hj Месяц назад

      You sure that you're a "pro London player" ?

  • @gregsonnichols104
    @gregsonnichols104 11 месяцев назад

    Did u create that account today?

    • @mortalchess
      @mortalchess  11 месяцев назад +1

      yeah, I had to delete all my chess accounts when I started this channel.
      I'm the type that will play blitz none stop til my head hurts. hopefully I can manage it better this time.

  • @krushnagaming666
    @krushnagaming666 11 месяцев назад +1

    Bro why people support King's indian
    And bully londen? 😅

    • @mortalchess
      @mortalchess  11 месяцев назад +2

      lol some people really hate the london system, but for most people its just jokes lol.

  • @normenopo62X
    @normenopo62X 2 месяца назад

    4:21

  • @TheDangerouzloco
    @TheDangerouzloco 11 месяцев назад

    Pls make a vid on the english

    • @mortalchess
      @mortalchess  11 месяцев назад

      will do, maybe it will inspire me to start playing the english again..nice opening

  • @NoName-xc6cg
    @NoName-xc6cg 3 месяца назад +1

    As a man who plays the London but also has a job, a wife and a girlfriend, I do not have time for any of your other fancy strategies. If you are bored get a life :)

    • @mortalchess
      @mortalchess  3 месяца назад +1

      I'm done..🤣🤣You my man, seem to have it all figured out..

  • @echinech1665
    @echinech1665 5 месяцев назад

  • @gaminggeekyt5598
    @gaminggeekyt5598 4 месяца назад

    The account is closed

  • @NoSystem-ks7lj
    @NoSystem-ks7lj 28 дней назад

    3:28 can someone in the entire COmmEnt section please answer the fwaking question for God's sake , it's irritating . he hangs one of these questions in each vid and none of these buttery smoothbrains have written the answer , Someone pls help ...

    • @mortalchess
      @mortalchess  25 дней назад +1

      lol,i got you.. it has something to do with pinning the knight to the queen with bishop g5, and if e4 is played, you just capture it.

    • @NoSystem-ks7lj
      @NoSystem-ks7lj 25 дней назад

      @@mortalchess Thankyou mortalchess 😊🤗

  • @seif9923
    @seif9923 10 месяцев назад +1

    at this point I'm just commenting to boost your views, I will donate once the international payments work in my country again

    • @mortalchess
      @mortalchess  10 месяцев назад +1

      thanks man, hopefully this channel blows up soon.. I think it's decent content. where are you from?

    • @seif9923
      @seif9923 10 месяцев назад

      @@mortalchess Egypt, there is a foreign currency shortage and all foreign payments are mostly banned