Halloween How-To: Pumpkin Carving

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  • Опубликовано: 26 авг 2024

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  • @aidencarbinator7466
    @aidencarbinator7466 3 года назад +202

    "Do as I says not as i does"
    -Charlie Berens 2020

    • @abramquinn7726
      @abramquinn7726 3 года назад +2

      ❤❤❤

    • @Shark-sd4kq
      @Shark-sd4kq 3 года назад +4

      Best quote ever
      Wisconsin community ✊

    • @MK_Aquatics
      @MK_Aquatics 3 года назад

      @@Shark-sd4kq had someone say this to me at work over here in Wisconsin, had to keep er movin

  • @michellemilliken1380
    @michellemilliken1380 3 года назад +88

    I didn't know who Charlie was at all until quarantine had me watching comedy videos nonstop on Facebook lol. The first video I saw was the dads in tornadoes, and every single one after has completely cracked me up. Usually comedians can be hit and miss sometimes. Not this guy. He's a gosh darn treasure!

    • @thealbanianlorg6542
      @thealbanianlorg6542 3 года назад +5

      I think so too. He’s one of my favorites channels. 😁❤️💕

  • @beccag2758
    @beccag2758 3 года назад +125

    Ah yes, I remember the days of pumpkin carving. My mom stored them outside pre-carving so when we scooped out the seeds our hands froze😂

    • @jamesdewane1642
      @jamesdewane1642 3 года назад +11

      Ya, I'm guessin' she was German. Kinda no nonsense lady I'm guessin'.

    • @thealbanianlorg6542
      @thealbanianlorg6542 3 года назад +6

      Same here. First thing I think of now - put the pumpkin in the house the night before you’re gonna carve it! 😁

  • @Illuminationsfromtheattic
    @Illuminationsfromtheattic 3 года назад +23

    "Perfect pumpkins are boring" - agree 100% !
    I always search for the gnarliest pumpkin I can find!

  • @Dr_Do-Little
    @Dr_Do-Little 3 года назад +57

    "Watch your fingers. You've only got five of them".
    Pretty sure I started with ten. 🤓

  • @TheA.K.
    @TheA.K. 3 года назад +51

    Finally RUclips recommends a comedian who is actually funny!! Love your material, thanks for sharing!

    • @RWildekrav66
      @RWildekrav66 3 года назад +2

      Check out a guy Jeff Allen , clean and hilarious

    • @TheA.K.
      @TheA.K. 3 года назад +1

      @@RWildekrav66 will do, thanks!

    • @TheA.K.
      @TheA.K. 3 года назад +2

      @@RWildekrav66 I have seen him before just didn't recognize the name. He is hilarious, I do appreciate the cleaner comedy. Nothing against the vulgar stuff, it's just not my taste. Thanks again.

  • @Love2Communicate
    @Love2Communicate 3 года назад +17

    The lesson reminded me more of something Bob Ross would say, instead of Mr. Rogers. Both of those people were wonderful humans. You're pretty great, too, Charlie. Thanks for taking us on your pumpkin carving journey. ❤

    • @TheWordsmythe
      @TheWordsmythe 3 года назад

      If either of those guys resonate with the kindness and wisdom that Charlie puts at the heart of his concept of Wisconsin, then that says something good about everyone involved. Hot take: Midwest nice is good, actually.

  • @Dantes-_-Inferno
    @Dantes-_-Inferno 3 года назад +8

    I’m a bears fan... and I cannot stop watching this SOB.

  • @danceswithmohicans
    @danceswithmohicans 3 года назад +10

    My favorite thing is that Charlie goes into full ER mode when he cuts off a bit of the pumpkin, but not when he full on stabs Bob in the chest. Ope.

  • @chaytonbehnke3908
    @chaytonbehnke3908 3 года назад +39

    I was really hoping he would fix the pumpkin with a pumpkin patch

  • @pleasepleasethebees
    @pleasepleasethebees 3 года назад +22

    "Did you have to ruin this with a PSA?"
    "Yeah, I think I did." 😂

  • @phyllisroberts4190
    @phyllisroberts4190 3 года назад +7

    The way he talks to the pumpkin when he's trying to fix it with a nail reminds of Tom Hanks in Castaway and the volleyball 🏐 Wilson!!

  • @josiahebel3235
    @josiahebel3235 3 года назад +20

    The fact that he has the channel to make it a decent presentation is why it's so much funnier when it's a low budget joke

  • @deadheadmedia
    @deadheadmedia 3 года назад +99

    You surprised me Charlie i really thought you were gonna carve the packers logo

    • @noahproctor6196
      @noahproctor6196 3 года назад +8

      I thought he was going to do a f the bears haha

    • @carolinaumana10
      @carolinaumana10 2 года назад

      My thoughts exactly…Maybe in 2021!!!

  • @Hypnotoad114
    @Hypnotoad114 3 года назад +52

    Your slowly turning into red green all ya need is some duck tape and that pumpkin will be fine.

    • @NickKenobi1112
      @NickKenobi1112 3 года назад +3

      Quality entertainment

    • @ybirch9735
      @ybirch9735 3 года назад +7

      Can you imagine Red Green and Charlie Berans in a show together - would be awesome!

    • @thealbanianlorg6542
      @thealbanianlorg6542 3 года назад +5

      Charlie’s been the American Red Green the whole time. Well, he’s sort of a hybrid of Red Green AND Harold! 😁. And Bob.

    • @SirFrederick
      @SirFrederick 3 года назад +3

      I'm a man, but I can change, If I have to, I guess

    • @thealbanianlorg6542
      @thealbanianlorg6542 3 года назад +1

      @@SirFrederick 😁😂🤣

  • @tinybubbles3724
    @tinybubbles3724 3 года назад +7

    I never seen a pumpkin rot from the inside out, that one is special

    • @ericl8743
      @ericl8743 3 года назад +1

      It's pretty common if you go too late in the season

  • @mckenzybyfield2578
    @mckenzybyfield2578 3 года назад +11

    Of course he knows how to play a harmonica. What a legend👏🏻👏🏻
    Also: hemorrhoids in the garden... band name called it!

  • @Dana-eq5nz
    @Dana-eq5nz 3 года назад +37

    "... everybody's put their hand in a cow's keister...". I'm a dairy farmer's daughter.😂😂😂😂. Love Charlie, but where's Buck?❣️

    • @thealbanianlorg6542
      @thealbanianlorg6542 3 года назад +5

      Omg, Buck!!! That pup better show himself on this channel soon! Good call!

  • @jillsy2815
    @jillsy2815 Год назад +1

    It's not the mistakes you make; it's did ya keep 'er movin' ❤❤❤

  • @jonc.swansonakatioloco43
    @jonc.swansonakatioloco43 3 года назад +3

    While watching the movie Dr. Strangelove, I noticed the recall code for the bombers was “OPE”.

  • @owdeezstrauz1268
    @owdeezstrauz1268 3 года назад +39

    "Schlitz, you're never too drunk to order a Schlitz."

  • @philstefanelli
    @philstefanelli 3 года назад +5

    The legend of Stormy Cromer lives on in the best hat money can buy.

    • @brucebeauvais1324
      @brucebeauvais1324 3 года назад +1

      Must be the knock version. Da Yooper ones are Kromer.

  • @chrissyhill7890
    @chrissyhill7890 3 года назад +6

    Love how imperfect the Pumpkin is and the carving is. Ah just like a true midwesterner. Makes me feel better about how bad I carve pumpkins 😅

  • @keithjohnson8636
    @keithjohnson8636 3 года назад +6

    Charlies videos are a perfect way to entertain yourself while you sit on the toilet.

  • @dale3404
    @dale3404 3 года назад +1

    How did I miss this when it was posted? Geez Louise. Keep ‘er movin’.

  • @nellnee72
    @nellnee72 3 года назад +4

    My favorite part of carving pumpkins is where I get voluntary pumpkin plants in the spring from those gosh darn squirrels getting into the compost pile

    • @danielrichardson6054
      @danielrichardson6054 3 года назад +3

      Awwwwe Jeez Heck. Get yourself an air rifle for backyard squirrel season.

  • @courtbox
    @courtbox 3 года назад +3

    I'm carving my first pumpkin ever this year, thank goodness this video came out

  • @lindaseel9986
    @lindaseel9986 8 месяцев назад

    When the first pumpkin smashed! 😂😂😂😂I needed that!

  • @jacquig1939
    @jacquig1939 3 года назад +5

    Can you do- being sick in the midwest? I'm in Michigan, And we treat a lot of illnesses with ginger ale and peppermint.

    • @brucebeauvais1324
      @brucebeauvais1324 3 года назад +2

      Ginger ale or the real stuff- Vernors?

    • @jacquig1939
      @jacquig1939 3 года назад

      @@brucebeauvais1324 vernors of course. I wasn't sure how localized it is my relatives in Kentucky can't get it

  • @cfapps7865
    @cfapps7865 3 года назад +4

    Thanks Charlie. :)

  • @bgood6930
    @bgood6930 2 года назад

    Charlie, loved the deer hunting with your wife! All your stuff ROCKS!

  • @shorttrackthing6919
    @shorttrackthing6919 3 года назад +11

    Carves Wisconsin:
    Wiscosin jubilee plays

  • @mikeandhunterfatherandson6705
    @mikeandhunterfatherandson6705 3 года назад +22

    Aww man there is no way that pumpkin smelled worse than grandpas brut

  • @lindapawson3445
    @lindapawson3445 7 месяцев назад

    Absolutely best tutorial of my life! 🎃

  • @sarahdee374
    @sarahdee374 3 года назад +4

    Bad things happen to good pumpkins!
    and as Winston Churchill said: "If you're going thru Hell, for God's sake Keep 'er Movin!"

  • @ericl8743
    @ericl8743 3 года назад +1

    You gotta be careful with those twist-offs. I once used by beer opener on a twist off and the screw ridges broke off then I had to be careful not to get the glass shards in the bottle.
    Now I always try to twist off before using a beer opener

  • @meaghanb9118
    @meaghanb9118 3 года назад

    The color of that pumpkin inside..... keep 'er movin'!

  • @xx-ip7ej
    @xx-ip7ej 3 года назад +2

    Garage Pumpkins sounds like Uncle Bob's classic rock cover band that'll be performing down at the meat raffle this Friday. Keep 'er movin'.

  • @thealbanianlorg6542
    @thealbanianlorg6542 3 года назад +1

    The belching!.....😫😫😭. That just gave me an idear. The Belching Pumpkin. Name for a small town bar near or with a pumpkin patch. 😁 Jealous of the fan who had the idea for the Ope pumpkin! Excellent!

  • @candy0483
    @candy0483 3 года назад +1

    I see Charlie is including Easter eggs in his videos now - giant Jenga in the back😋

  • @user-ci6cq1ok2s
    @user-ci6cq1ok2s 3 года назад +7

    Bought the go packers lure off your website it is going to be awesome for icefishing

  • @amandas.6500
    @amandas.6500 3 года назад +8

    Can I get a Trey Kennedy/ Charlie Berens collab? ❤you both!

    • @lauraw6977
      @lauraw6977 3 года назад +2

      YESSSSS

    • @thealbanianlorg6542
      @thealbanianlorg6542 3 года назад +2

      I think he and Myles would make good neighbors to Trey’s Middle School Maddox. 😁

  • @honestinsky
    @honestinsky 3 года назад +1

    Love this fun...and educational video Charlie! You are so clever. I always have a big smile on my face watching your awesome videos. Go Packers, F the Bears ; )

  • @briancasey4917
    @briancasey4917 3 года назад

    Love da Stormy Kromer. Made up dere in the Wisconsin side of Michigan.

  • @yellowmuginc
    @yellowmuginc 3 года назад

    Such a Sunday treat to know what to do with all those extra pumpkins

  • @peggyrider2364
    @peggyrider2364 3 года назад +1

    Mister Roger's reference 😍

  • @tomstoeger3967
    @tomstoeger3967 3 года назад +2

    (Forged in Fire) "Charlie, your knife well keel."

  • @Kthxbye988
    @Kthxbye988 3 года назад

    I honestly don't remember the last time I've laughed so much on RUclips, omg this is so WI

  • @willp.6093
    @willp.6093 3 года назад +2

    I’m from Bahston Massachusetts

  • @Sam-tp3kp
    @Sam-tp3kp 3 года назад +4

    “Do as I says not as I does”

  • @punxsutawneyareahistorical4208
    @punxsutawneyareahistorical4208 3 года назад

    A sabre saw is always a friend in pumpkin carving

  • @angelbabirachy
    @angelbabirachy 3 года назад

    You deserve so many more subs! Keep reppin the Midwest! Love from Minnesota!! ✌🏼💖

  • @ReallyYoureDenied
    @ReallyYoureDenied 3 года назад

    Grandpa's brute , you have injured me and my grandfather with this joke. 😅

  • @danib942
    @danib942 3 года назад

    pouring out some 🍺 for the 🎃s we lost 😂😂😂

  • @mcpantzlaff
    @mcpantzlaff 3 года назад +1

    The belching at the end was strong 💪

  • @elizabethfritz-cottle4733
    @elizabethfritz-cottle4733 3 года назад

    Charlie used the same interior decorator for his garage as Ed Gein - AND the same hat maker! God bless Wisconsin!

  • @DSToNe19and83
    @DSToNe19and83 Год назад

    Ahh Charles...
    “arrive with schlitz, leave with shits”
    🍻

  • @7ajhubbell
    @7ajhubbell 3 года назад

    Thank you.

  • @thegreasybandit6373
    @thegreasybandit6373 3 года назад +1

    We carved ours a few days ago, I got after mine with a 24 x 2 inch drill bit

  • @jakefromstatefarm4715
    @jakefromstatefarm4715 3 года назад

    The "fuc da bears" sign 😂😂

  • @dallasraisbeck7297
    @dallasraisbeck7297 3 года назад

    Great. I live in Oregon but am from Wisco. You make me smile big there bud

  • @droolbunnyxo9565
    @droolbunnyxo9565 3 года назад +1

    Congratulations on expertly delivering all those multiple births!
    (The seeds ARE the pumpkin's babies, doncha know. 😄)

  • @aidanbesler7829
    @aidanbesler7829 3 года назад +7

    Hey dare Charlie from (the best midwest state) Illinois!!! Go Bears and you know the rest!!!

  • @dflf
    @dflf 3 года назад +1

    Always start with a pumpkin grown THIS year

  • @edwardmiessner6502
    @edwardmiessner6502 3 года назад

    Just a day late to carve my own but it doesn't matter. I never saw any pumpkins for sale at my local supermarket Rouses in New Orleans. Instead they started stocking items for Christmas. They should stop with this Christmas stuff before Thanksgiving. This year all the early Yule decorations have jinxed us into an early winter; I heard it was The Day After Tomorrow up there! At least down here Winters are pleasant. Well keep yourselves warm up there with toasty fireplace 🔥 fires 🔥 and brandy old fashioneds 🥃 and keep 'er movin'! 😀

  • @lesa6498
    @lesa6498 3 года назад

    Very funny!!!! Great video made me laugh til I cried.

  • @davidmclean9540
    @davidmclean9540 3 года назад

    As usual, funny as hell!

  • @dublin201
    @dublin201 3 года назад +2

    Who would ever give this a thumbs down? 🙄 Ya pumpkin haters!

  • @ttrain45
    @ttrain45 3 года назад

    lmao, reminds me a bit of the red/green show on pbs

  • @loganrud8197
    @loganrud8197 3 года назад

    Aye! Eau Claire’s my town🤘🏻

  • @silentjay01
    @silentjay01 3 года назад +2

    Damn shame about the seeds. That's the best part!

  • @Megabob777
    @Megabob777 3 года назад

    "bada boom bada bing" i laughed too hard

  • @breannajackson2200
    @breannajackson2200 2 года назад

    0:47 for the homies that aren’t here anymore 😂

  • @brandonzurawell7054
    @brandonzurawell7054 3 года назад

    Pours one out for the pumpkin😂😂

  • @MrsRBlack-si8kx
    @MrsRBlack-si8kx 3 года назад

    Did he just pour out a lil liquor for the pumpkin 🎃 Homie 🤭🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @robb8234
    @robb8234 3 года назад

    Fun as always.. Missing a few 'Oh My Gosh's' der guy ..been a while. Cripes alfriday I thought you were gonna cut yur thumb off!! 😍 from Canada.. Boo.. Say Hi to your folks fir me..

  • @DK-sw6xx
    @DK-sw6xx 3 года назад

    When your outta schlitz your outta beer! And yes we all have our arm up a cows kister

  • @christinetomasinski5553
    @christinetomasinski5553 3 года назад

    OMG SO FUNNY 🤣 LOVE HIM

  • @sccucawi7078
    @sccucawi7078 3 года назад +1

    Keep your stick on the ice.Thank you.

  • @aceckrot
    @aceckrot 3 года назад

    Your garage is too clean, Charlie!

  • @ippolitius
    @ippolitius 3 года назад

    Some high drama there.

  • @willis218
    @willis218 3 года назад +1

    Need to use a sawzal next time.

  • @CommadoBro
    @CommadoBro 3 года назад

    My Old man grew up in Wisconsin. And before he went to Vietnam. And before play 60 was around old Green Bay Packer Players like Ray Nitchskie i probably butchered his name but you get the point Bart Starr Paul Horning showed up at a basketball court that my young pops was at and played basketball with him and his friends. And then my Brothers and myself were conceived moved to Florida after the war And raised us as Packers as i have started my son as a Packer. I showed my old man your vids and it brought him back to memory lane. So you earned a sub. GO PACK and FUCK DA BEARS.

  • @careyareaparanormalenergyr9355
    @careyareaparanormalenergyr9355 3 года назад

    Yep, filet knife was out here yesterday 🤣Happy Halloween 🎃🎃

  • @pamelajoy3495
    @pamelajoy3495 3 года назад

    Lol! I luvu!

  • @Parmesana
    @Parmesana 3 года назад

    you always have me laughing. I'm a north Mid West gal and I use expressions...like Good enough for government work....

  • @jeffdrew625
    @jeffdrew625 3 года назад

    Century target? Nice!

  • @mikeandhunterfatherandson6705
    @mikeandhunterfatherandson6705 3 года назад

    Charlie you know drinking schlitz will gove you the shitz

  • @masonewings424
    @masonewings424 3 года назад

    Charlie you are awsome and I think funnier than Kevin hart lol

  • @CG_Hali
    @CG_Hali 3 года назад +6

    Great video, funny as always! Great of you to mention that people in your state need to vote IN PERSON cause it's too late for mail-in ballots. Be safe

    • @nazzurro
      @nazzurro 3 года назад

      If you already have an absentee ballot, take it to a drop box, just don't mail it it's too late.

  • @didyouknow6434
    @didyouknow6434 3 года назад

    Anyone notice the “fuc the bears” rock behind him lol

  • @fearreavers
    @fearreavers 3 года назад +9

    Instructions unclear. I chopped off a hand.....but not one of mine.

    • @redleg2380
      @redleg2380 3 года назад +3

      Sounds like it's also time to fire up the grill

  • @shorttrackthing6919
    @shorttrackthing6919 3 года назад +1

    ope lol:
    wisconsin jubilee plays bass boosted

  • @MissBooMoon
    @MissBooMoon 3 года назад

    Ah Charlie 😏
    ♣️🖤♠️

  • @beelltea
    @beelltea 3 года назад

    beer crime!

  • @bobby_greene
    @bobby_greene 3 года назад

    If you can't find the right nail to reattach a piece you weren't supposed to cut off, a cocktail sword will work in a pinch

  • @outlawwill5483
    @outlawwill5483 3 года назад +1

    watch out for deer charlie

  • @personguy2364
    @personguy2364 3 года назад

    'hol up is that bob from bread boys

  • @angelamcgonigle4885
    @angelamcgonigle4885 3 года назад

    R.I.P BOB
    ???-2020

  • @tarry9836
    @tarry9836 2 года назад

    Watch out for deer 🦌