Alien: Romulus (2024) Is a Lazy GREATEST HITS Album - A RAGING Review

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  • Опубликовано: 16 ноя 2024

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  • @Chris.Mc83
    @Chris.Mc83 2 месяца назад +19

    They even took a scene from Alien vs Predator: the scene where the Alien spears the last guy through the back, lifts him up, and hisses in his face.🤑

  • @xraypunch5959
    @xraypunch5959 3 месяца назад +56

    Matt's the only BASED movie reviewer left.

    • @jackko21
      @jackko21 3 месяца назад +5

      Fabio aswell

    • @wiinterflowers4277
      @wiinterflowers4277 3 месяца назад +5

      What about OCPCommunications?

    • @redpillnibbler4423
      @redpillnibbler4423 2 месяца назад

      ocpcommunications,Critical drinker & one or two others.

    • @michaelmenei5403
      @michaelmenei5403 2 месяца назад +3

      @@redpillnibbler4423 Don't forget TheChoiceVoice!

    • @wiinterflowers4277
      @wiinterflowers4277 2 месяца назад +2

      @@redpillnibbler4423 God I love Critical Drinker!

  • @stephenwyatt88
    @stephenwyatt88 3 месяца назад +22

    This guy is on point. I didn't like it either. Honestly, I would rather watch Alien 3 than this again.

    • @offthedeepend3996
      @offthedeepend3996 2 месяца назад +1

      I would rather watch Prometheus over this, at least that movie had good looking visuals and the occasional interesting idea.

  • @offthedeepend3996
    @offthedeepend3996 2 месяца назад +11

    Movies like Alien Romulus are the perfect representatives of everything that is wrong with modern movies, Hollywood, and filmmaking. Movies like this are checkbox movies. Movies that have no real originality, are filled with cliched characters who are there to be archetypes with very little personality. And are movies filled with copious amounts of Easter eggs and callbacks to older movies that are infinitely better because they have to ride on their coattails.
    And people wonder why I am not excited for movie anymore, and why I refuse to give Hollywood my money anymore!

  • @mega6836
    @mega6836 3 месяца назад +19

    It's a mixed bag until the ending, that third act just anchors it down hard especially back to back with the "Get away from her." reference. The new Hybrid's design and uncanny CGI Ian Holm were so distracting.

    • @philyeary8809
      @philyeary8809 2 месяца назад +2

      No lies detected.

    • @glennconnell6785
      @glennconnell6785 Месяц назад

      This film. Wasn't good the new born from alien 4 way better looking creature

  • @Tomherbs
    @Tomherbs 3 месяца назад +11

    The only positive of Romulus is the people who designed and built the sets. The colony and the space station is a top class set design. Such a pity the creative end is so bad, terrible script, terrible sequences, stuff that makes no sense. Ash the android's mouth movement is laughable. Hollywood needs to find some new writers, badly.

  • @RussianPirate-ff7yt
    @RussianPirate-ff7yt 3 месяца назад +30

    I despise Disney. To me, without a shadow of the doubt the worst film company in existence. Between the way they treated Star wars(which I still haven't seen and never will), an overrated Prey with an unlikable obnoxious brat as a protagonist and fucking cgi animals and an idiot Predator, Dial of dogshit which is one of the worst movies ever created, another overrated unnecessary prequel that is First omen... And now this...
    I hated this movie. The only remarkable thing about it is the amount of laziness in it. Shit characters (aside from Andy) who are boring, bland and with one dude being an absolute toxic dump of a human being, bringing Ian Holm back with a shitty cgi... Oh yeah! Because It worked so well for Ghostbusters afterlife! Which was another lazy, nostalgia masturbating crock of shit. The only "new"thing they did is that xenomorph-human hybrid. Which is a retread of another alien movie! Yeah, let's rip off one if the worst films in the franchise, that says it all about "filmmaking" nowadays.
    I KNEW from the moment the trailer came out it would be Prey 2.0. It comes out, people praise it to the tenth power, call it the best since the original(Aliens in this case) and now they will make more films like this for other franchises. And, wow! I was right!
    Maybe I'm just too old to get it. Well, I wouldn't say 24 is old... But fuck this movie. Fuck Shitney. Like Fabio said: "Stop making movies!"

    • @GrandTheftRuben
      @GrandTheftRuben 3 месяца назад +2

      The Neckbeard Bob Iger vs The Chad Союзмультфильм

    • @philyeary8809
      @philyeary8809 2 месяца назад

      This is the sauce.

    • @KaosNova2
      @KaosNova2 2 месяца назад

      I mean I do have some of the actual “original” Disney movies including Black Hole and TRON, but I would prefer either of those before the remakes Disney makes today

    • @anubusx
      @anubusx 25 дней назад

      Prey sucked.

  • @JurassicGodzillaFan
    @JurassicGodzillaFan 3 месяца назад +13

    Saw it in the theater and it was what I already knew. Boring and ripping off all the other films. It is Halloween 2018. No likable characters except for Andy. So infuriating that they had steal dialogue, music and moments from other films in the franchise. This has to stop.

    • @markpugh6808
      @markpugh6808 3 месяца назад +5

      It was what one reviewer on here described it as the Force Awakens of The Alien Franchise

    • @OtomoTenzi
      @OtomoTenzi 2 месяца назад

      It has been said over the years, that Ridley Scott wouldn't allow Neill Blomkamp to work on the Alien franchise, because he was dreadfully afraid that he might even outdo him... Goes to show just what an ASSHOLE he really is. And now I can't believe that he would actually be totally OK with giving us a buncha shitty trash like this! 😒

  • @generalshockwavekingpin326
    @generalshockwavekingpin326 2 месяца назад +9

    Since the Alien Queen was sent out of the airlock in Aliens (1986), this means that the Alien Queen is still alive, somewhere.

    • @KaosNova2
      @KaosNova2 2 месяца назад +3

      Or she fell into the atmosphere and burned with a heat that melts steel. When entering the atmosphere from orbit, temperatures get hot, say 2,500F

  • @Aragorn_Skywalker
    @Aragorn_Skywalker 3 месяца назад +36

    If you thought that was bad, wait until you see Borderlands 😂

    • @dong.corleone
      @dong.corleone 3 месяца назад +3

      I watched BORDERLANDS for free yesterday and it’s my most hated film of the year

    • @kingslayer2999
      @kingslayer2999 3 месяца назад +6

      Borderlands is worse than Madame Web

    • @wiinterflowers4277
      @wiinterflowers4277 3 месяца назад

      @@kingslayer2999 was it worse than Challengers?

    • @Teh69thSpartan
      @Teh69thSpartan 3 месяца назад +1

      @@Aragorn_Skywalker the Borderlands franchise has always sucked to begin with.

    • @Aragorn_Skywalker
      @Aragorn_Skywalker 3 месяца назад +1

      @@Teh69thSpartan The first two were great games tho

  • @biashacker
    @biashacker 2 месяца назад +5

    This guy is a honest reviewer. No bull crap shill reviews here.

  • @jwnj9716
    @jwnj9716 3 месяца назад +20

    I didn't mind Andy. I'm confused with the reviewers who say you care about the characters, huh? Alien Resurrection is flawed but I can still watch it.

    • @gregmeyer1805
      @gregmeyer1805 3 месяца назад +2

      Prometheus on they have spent so much time trying to make the android character interesting that they completely forgot how to make the entire cast of humans as well. What would happen if they made an Alien film without an android character? We will never know. Originality does not exist in this dojo, does it? No, sensai!!!

    • @blueg8731
      @blueg8731 3 месяца назад +3

      These people probably think they're being very VERY smart by quoting the other movies. Those idiots. All it did is making me want to watch 1 and 2.

    • @ShadyPlatinum777
      @ShadyPlatinum777 15 дней назад

      The reviewers are just shills who needed to get buts in seats

  • @Timelord007
    @Timelord007 3 месяца назад +8

    Epic rant Matt although your comments are hilarious you make valid points about what you like or dislike & don't just hate on a movie for the sake of it.
    This is definitely a greatest hits Alien film.

  • @technologic21
    @technologic21 3 месяца назад +27

    My advice to Alien fans: just play Isolation. It's the only canon material since the OT.

    • @Elfrunner
      @Elfrunner 3 месяца назад +3

      Amanda Ripley was cool in that. A solid character.

    • @ScrimpBoat
      @ScrimpBoat 3 месяца назад +10

      There is no original trilogy unless you go:
      Alien
      Isolation
      Aliens

    • @colten53
      @colten53 3 месяца назад +3

      This movie wanted to be Isolation so bad.

    • @redpillnibbler4423
      @redpillnibbler4423 2 месяца назад +1

      Just watch Alien again.

    • @KaosNova2
      @KaosNova2 2 месяца назад

      Alien was free to watch on RUclips last month

  • @MattB2000
    @MattB2000 3 месяца назад +18

    Hell yeah another epic RANT from Matt! 🔥

    • @anubusx
      @anubusx 3 месяца назад

      A turd rock lol

  • @dong.corleone
    @dong.corleone 2 месяца назад +9

    We already had a midquel, it’s called ALIEN Isolation the video game LMAO. Would have rather saw a movie adaptation of that instead of a teen popcorn shitfest like this. The fact they apparently used Ian Holm’s likeness for one character just already pisses me off

    • @OtomoTenzi
      @OtomoTenzi 2 месяца назад

      It has been said over the years, that Ridley Scott wouldn't allow Neill Blomkamp to work on the Alien franchise, because he was dreadfully afraid that he might even outdo him... Goes to show just what an ASSHOLE he really is. And now I can't believe that he would actually be totally OK with giving us a buncha shitty trash like this! 😒

    • @AdrianFahrenheitTepes
      @AdrianFahrenheitTepes 2 месяца назад

      Or play Alien Isolation or Alien vs Predator the video games.

  • @jamesday1295
    @jamesday1295 2 месяца назад +3

    IMDB
    Quotes from Alien Romulus.
    1 dad joke.
    And that call back line.
    In a 10/10 movie for so many mega fans.
    Says it all.

  • @ryancurtis6061
    @ryancurtis6061 3 месяца назад +14

    This is the strategy now. Look at Twisters... you can literally put that film up against the original and have a beat-for-beat recreation. The studios have no balls. They take these mega properties and then the boardroom tries to figure out how to appeal to both a new and legacy audience. Rather than create something original, they hand these writers the successful script like it's "Mom's Brownie" recipe, and say do this but slightly obscure it. It's lazy. It lacks creativity. Nothing made like this will ever last beyond the few months it has marketing. Create new shit, or don't bother. As someone who's worked for 3 major studios, I have no faith that the Hollywood machine will ever return to greatness.

    • @redpillnibbler4423
      @redpillnibbler4423 2 месяца назад +1

      It’s as though ai makes the decisions.

    • @OtomoTenzi
      @OtomoTenzi 2 месяца назад

      NO SHIT.

    • @LivingGhost1
      @LivingGhost1 2 месяца назад +1

      Twisters wasn't great but I guarantee its still better than Romulus. At least it didn't bring back a CGI Bill Paxton as a cheap memberberry cameo. That movie's biggest flaw is that its called Twisters. It should've just been a new IP and while it would still get compared to Twister for how similar it is at least it would've been its own potential new franchise. Unfortunately everything has to be sold through something already established nowadays because Hollywood can not for the life of them take a chance on a new property.

    • @ryancurtis6061
      @ryancurtis6061 2 месяца назад

      @@LivingGhost1 I didn’t hate Twisters. I didn’t feel that Powell had the ease and charisma of Paxton. I also felt it had no true nemesis. The conflict was weak. I didn’t “hate” Romulus… there are worse Alien films. But it just gets to a point where the rehashing gets tired. It reminded me of the remake of Carpenters remake of The Thing. They should all take a page from Carpenter. You can reimagine something and make it better with a firm understanding of source, and true creativity. There’s a whole generation who will have this regurgitation be their first Alien film and that’s kinda sad.

  • @progradepainting3755
    @progradepainting3755 2 месяца назад +7

    We’re probably about the same age, and I have to admit, I’ve completely lost interest in movies over the last ten years or so. I’m just done. The current socio-political crap in them has completely turned me off. I’m too old now to waste one more second hoping I don’t get what I already know I’m gonna get with hollyweird today.

  • @Elfrunner
    @Elfrunner 3 месяца назад +12

    I think it's more of those weak standards the audience has. The previous movies are bad, so the new one is deemed a success because of its ripoff nostalgia bait. I wonder if this new crap style of moviemaking will stop.

    • @redpillnibbler4423
      @redpillnibbler4423 2 месяца назад +1

      Is it low younger audience expectations?

    • @Elfrunner
      @Elfrunner 2 месяца назад +7

      @@redpillnibbler4423
      Well, a lot of the older viewers fall for this, too. They are so hungry for a new _Alien_ film that the smallest nostalgic crumb gets them excited. The never care about the poor scriptwriting, just that it looks like what they remember.

    • @KaosNova2
      @KaosNova2 2 месяца назад +1

      I initially fell for that, until I watched the original movies it a franchise and found that I he ones borrowed from were less cringe

    • @Johnlindsey289
      @Johnlindsey289 2 месяца назад +1

      The last good was Aliens

    • @ShadyPlatinum777
      @ShadyPlatinum777 15 дней назад

      It’s for the fans who are too dumb to understand why Alien was good

  • @puppiesarepower3682
    @puppiesarepower3682 3 месяца назад +4

    The Jabronies were very much ready to defend this film, even before it came out.
    "No man, this is going to be the best Alien film ever!"
    I'd rather watch a movie with GREY Aliens instead.

  • @SeanDacey
    @SeanDacey 3 месяца назад +20

    Alien should have stopped after aliens just like how the terminator should have ended t2

    • @colten53
      @colten53 3 месяца назад +6

      There is so much good material from the Dark Horse comics, and yet every adaptation has flat out chosen to ignore it instead of doing the easy thing and just adapting it for screen.

    • @SeanDacey
      @SeanDacey 3 месяца назад +3

      @@colten53 I agree

    • @jasoncase9481
      @jasoncase9481 3 месяца назад +4

      I really don’t agree because Aliens isn’t a sequel that needed a inane retcon for a third movie to get made while Terminator 3 has a very inane ridiculous retcon to explain why Judgement Day can’t be prevented making the entire second movie entirely pointless.

    • @redpillnibbler4423
      @redpillnibbler4423 2 месяца назад +1

      I respectfully disagree.I loved Alien 3 and enjoyed T3.

    • @jeyfomson6364
      @jeyfomson6364 2 месяца назад +2

      ​@@colten53Agreed!! Especially from the "Colonial marines" titles.

  • @destronia123
    @destronia123 2 месяца назад +7

    I can forgive a movie for being silly, but I can't forgive a movie for being boring.

  • @Emulous79
    @Emulous79 3 месяца назад +10

    We must retain the copyright with the minimum of effort!

  • @TheKeggie
    @TheKeggie 3 месяца назад +8

    Its an Average Film for the Average Film goer and there's nothing wrong with that but for people who want a little more intelligence, creativity and originality than it just doesn't work for them.
    I really wanted to be positive about Romulus and despite some positives like the set designs and practical Alien effects being fantastic, as an actual film it just didn't work for me. It did start off well on the Jackson's Star Colony and i really wanted to see more of that world and how Rain and Andy survived in it but after they docked on the Romulus and it became a "Best of" Alien movie, it started to go downhill very fast for me. Not only were the rest of the characters very forgettable but the dialogue at times was actually embarrassing and the fact they included the "Get your hands off her" line just summed up how devoid of ideas this film actually became.

  • @blueg8731
    @blueg8731 3 месяца назад +9

    "Chap-GPT..... please watch all the Alien movies and write a new script..... Alien: Romulus? Great title!" And so it happened.

    • @redpillnibbler4423
      @redpillnibbler4423 2 месяца назад

      Star Trek mix up!

    • @Akira-Strider
      @Akira-Strider 2 месяца назад +3

      Chat-Gpt could come up with a better script for a movie than this. I don't know what A.I they used for Alien Romulus lol 😂

  • @dr.impossibleofcounterpunc1984
    @dr.impossibleofcounterpunc1984 3 месяца назад +11

    The concept is dead. Alien was bum fucked by the very studio that financed the very first film, then, let Ridley Scott take over control of the franchise, only to send the mystery of Alien straight back to the dark ages.
    Alien never needed the backstory.
    Alien never needed Ridley Scott back either.
    Now, Alien Romulus lands, and it's worse than all other travesties combined since Alien: Resurrection.
    I have no compassion toward those who think this film, Alien Romulus, was a 'return to form' or 'the best in the franchise since Aliens'. This movie was terrible in script, and the acting just made me wince with absolute horror. Even the CGI in places looked dodgy. People who praise this film need their heads examined by a brain surgeon for how serverly blinkered they are....
    There's only two Alien films that matter. Alien and Aliens.

    • @BRIANOCONNOR2003
      @BRIANOCONNOR2003 2 месяца назад +1

      And there's 2 mummy movies
      The mummy and the mummy returns

    • @OtomoTenzi
      @OtomoTenzi 2 месяца назад

      It has been said over the years, that Ridley Scott wouldn't allow Neill Blomkamp to work on the Alien franchise, because he was dreadfully afraid that he might even outdo him... Goes to show just what an ASSHOLE he really is. And now I can't believe that he would actually be totally OK with giving us a buncha shitty trash like this! 😒

    • @Johnlindsey289
      @Johnlindsey289 2 месяца назад

      Agree after Aliens it’s been diminishing returns

    • @OtomoTenzi
      @OtomoTenzi 2 месяца назад

      @@Johnlindsey289 Nobody was expectin' anything GOOD especially after Prometheus...

  • @StuntMan_Marq
    @StuntMan_Marq 3 месяца назад +8

    Great review as usual, Matt! I thought the movie was such a waste of time. So many things wrong with the movie that I won't even try to list them all here. I'm surprised you liked emo andy. I thought his character sucked. His facial expression the whole 2 hour run time -----> 😔
    Although I'd probably look depressed all the time if I had to be stuck with those people. lol

  • @Teh69thSpartan
    @Teh69thSpartan 3 месяца назад +47

    These highly-rated revIews seemed very suspicious to me. I like to think these are paid reviews.

    • @kaijusoshingeki7214
      @kaijusoshingeki7214 3 месяца назад +12

      The movie is visually very nice and that's how it tricks people. The sets, props, and aliens look just like the original movies. It's everything else that's bad.

    • @ryancurtis6061
      @ryancurtis6061 3 месяца назад +3

      While that does happen from time to time, I think the bar these days is just so low that anything with a remote sense of plot and scenic gets hailed as the second coming. It speaks volumes about the current state of the industry... and the mutants running it into the ground. There are no more producers, these people are either legacy directors whose names spark attention, or MBA Marketing/Accounting types masquerading as producers that align with the studios and strong arm the artists. Until the creatives take the business back from the boardroom, this is what we get.

    • @kingslayer2999
      @kingslayer2999 3 месяца назад +12

      @@Teh69thSpartan Same Disney Shills that praised Prey

    • @Rob-qn6od
      @Rob-qn6od 3 месяца назад +2

      Course they are.

    • @Allan-Thubten-Sherab
      @Allan-Thubten-Sherab 3 месяца назад +1

      Alien Romulus is nothing but nostalgia berries and a cash grab. Of course the positive reviews is paid for. The youtube reviewers who give positive reviews of the movie are paid for it, get sent free 4k movies, get their videos sponsored, Get free access to the cinema and pre premiere showings, and some don't even hide it. Still, people trust them and their reviews.

  • @redpillnibbler4423
    @redpillnibbler4423 2 месяца назад +7

    The dvd cover photo is like the avp one!
    Couldn’t they come up with something original?

  • @generalshockwavekingpin326
    @generalshockwavekingpin326 2 месяца назад +3

    I believe that the facehuggers here were bioenginnered, in the laboratory, not the original facebuggers. This is why that they seem to be faster and have a faster evolution of the embryonic stage to a baby alien within the host.

    • @moomin7461
      @moomin7461 2 месяца назад +2

      It's been a trend in the later films for the incubation period to be accelerated. It was the same in Covenant and AVP.

  • @James.Sunderland
    @James.Sunderland 2 месяца назад +5

    It has an Alien in the movie, so this makes it a 10/10. -Logic of the modern-day movie fan.
    People are just desperate to watch these franchises because their lives have become so empty due to overstimulating their brain with entertainment/dopamine. THEY NEED MORE! This is the reason behind the GRAND mystery of why everything gets praised these days. Solved it.

  • @RockyMLanding
    @RockyMLanding 2 месяца назад +7

    Gorgeous film, practical effects, sound design..wow. But, this is the last time I'm going to believe what influencers and other RUclipsrs say about a movie. I ran out on day one to see this, my expectations were so high. I was bored except for the last 20 minutes, didn't know what would happen next. Stealing lines from better films in the franchise, is lazy writing and just wrong. "Get away from her you bitch" is Ripley's line!!! 3 out of 5 for me. Prometheus was better.

    • @jeyfomson6364
      @jeyfomson6364 2 месяца назад +2

      I agree with you, Prometheus is way better.

    • @Xenomorph.fan24
      @Xenomorph.fan24 Месяц назад

      I didn’t hate Prometheus but I enjoyed Romulus better and Prometheus is kind of boring with the most stupid characters expect for david

  • @Elfrunner
    @Elfrunner 3 месяца назад +8

    "It must be a chick thing."
    -Johner, _Alien Resurrection_

  • @philyeary8809
    @philyeary8809 2 месяца назад +4

    Why does Ridley get obsessed with space jockey suits, exploding engineer heads, and fingering droids...
    O Bannnon and Ridley made majick, with Giger in 79....maybe O'Bannon would be needed here, or any director who would check Ridley when he drifts.

  • @Out-Cast75
    @Out-Cast75 3 месяца назад +10

    Alien has the same problems Terminator and Predator has , its called just one more this might be a hit, this might be the one, please stop, your franchises are done after part 2 , all three franchises have not had a decent sequel since parts 2 over 30 years ago , no one can argue that. All three franchises parts one and two are amazing movies. After parts 2 , all three franchises are all garbage.

    • @BRIANOCONNOR2003
      @BRIANOCONNOR2003 3 месяца назад +1

      To me terminator ended after terminator 3
      Same thing with jurassic Park
      It ended after Jurassic Park 3

    • @realgecko
      @realgecko 3 месяца назад +1

      funny thing is Cameron filmed three of this six :D

    • @moomin7461
      @moomin7461 2 месяца назад +2

      ​@@BRIANOCONNOR2003Jurassic Park ended with the first one. 😂

    • @BRIANOCONNOR2003
      @BRIANOCONNOR2003 2 месяца назад +1

      @moomin7461 to me it ended at jurassic Park 3

    • @anubusx
      @anubusx 25 дней назад +1

      Prey sucked.

  • @Johnlindsey289
    @Johnlindsey289 2 месяца назад +6

    The alien franchise should die, aliens was the last good movie. The aliens comics are better sequels than what we got after Aliens.

  • @antonio-tee
    @antonio-tee 3 месяца назад +14

    I need popcorn 🍿 to watch this rant on an unneeded movie.

  • @Ratchet299
    @Ratchet299 3 месяца назад +12

    Everyone: “Matt hates every movie!”
    Matt: ***Has a larger collection of positive movie reviews than any other reviewer on RUclips***

  • @cineffect
    @cineffect 2 месяца назад +2

    It was so boring I was reading about the ingredients in my chocolate bar.

  • @Toxicitymaxed
    @Toxicitymaxed 2 месяца назад +1

    I really wanted to like it. I was thinking for once, I could walk out feeling like I wasn't lied to by the fandom. That I really spent good money seeing something that truly lived up to the hype of being the best sequel since Aliens. Nowhere close to it, mind you, but pretty good. And I felt like it was getting there. Then the third act happened, and I spent the next day trying to wrap my head around WTF I just watched.
    Did Ridley Scott learn NOTHING from the abysmal performance of his two prequels? What made him think anybody would appreciate this? I couldn't even make sense of it; the black goo just does whatever the hell the writers want. Never mind the fact it turned that one scientist in Prometheus into a homicidal mutant turd that had to be stopped with a flamethrower.
    No, because according to Fede Alvaraz, it's the source of all life now! It's been a part of the Engineers all along, and both humans and Aliens came from the Engineers. Hence when that dumb pregnant girl injects herself with it, and somehow doesn't become a turd (because continuity be damned), she gives birth to an Engineer-xeno hybrid. Why? Because Alien, Engineer and human DNA are crossing, that's why!
    But hold the fuck on a second. Aliens have been breeding with human hosts from the very beginning. They ALWAYS crossed their own DNA with their victims. That's how they reproduce. And NONE of them in any of the older movies had the head of a dumbassed Engineer. A species that couldn't have had the black goo as its primordial origin anyway, because Prometheus literally had it KILL one of those guys in its opening.
    Fuck this movie. And fuck this fandom for talking down on others for not giving it unconditional praise. Even Star Wars fans are better than that.

  • @leeloo1967
    @leeloo1967 3 месяца назад +2

    Matt thank you so much for your excellent completely honest review.
    I commend you for watching these crappy movies so we don’t have to. Fede Alvarez could’ve come up with something new and make this movie is own instead of stealing from much better previous Alien movies. Evidently he couldn’t come up with anything better. James Cameron made Aliens his own movie.

  • @michaelmenei5403
    @michaelmenei5403 3 месяца назад +2

    Covenant totally soured me of any further installments I didn't even bother with this.
    Either take cues from the Dark Horse Comics or let this franchise die.
    Romulus is what you get when you put Alien and Aliens together and make a totally new movie. Totally original!
    Just stick to the first two films.

    • @Johnlindsey289
      @Johnlindsey289 2 месяца назад +1

      Agree! The rest after Aliens don’t exist

  • @generalshockwavekingpin326
    @generalshockwavekingpin326 2 месяца назад +2

    It is possible to have other exciting adventures involving Xenomorphs. Dark Horse comics did it, for example.

  • @KaosNova2
    @KaosNova2 2 месяца назад +1

    It’s not even a question of surviving. It’s just that space is very vast. How are you supposed to find an Alien body in the vast expanse of space, far from any planet, when it’s known since the first film that Aliens have hardly any thermal signature because their body temperature becomes whatever their ambient environment is? It reaches the absurdity of a huge chunk of the Death Star (or was is Second Death Star?) still intact in a separate Star System light years away. It’s a case of making the universe small

  • @kaijusoshingeki7214
    @kaijusoshingeki7214 3 месяца назад +6

    There's really no explanation about how the Romulus/Remus station had all those face huggers.

    • @rayvonvelez3129
      @rayvonvelez3129 3 месяца назад +3

      My thing was why were they put in that specific chamber. It made no sense to me. I actually thought the xenomorph put them in there 😂. But I'm like how they put stuff in bags?

    • @anubusx
      @anubusx 3 месяца назад +1

      They will probably explain it in a sequel.

    • @Judgeholden95
      @Judgeholden95 3 месяца назад +4

      @@anubusxor they’ll release a comic book prequel

    • @anubusx
      @anubusx 3 месяца назад +2

      @@Judgeholden95
      I hate when films do that.

    • @Aeon2Flux
      @Aeon2Flux 3 месяца назад +3

      Can you imagine a Zenomorph crew of surgeons and nurses? Like them doing experiments and mixing DNA samples with beakers and the Vile Spindel thing..They all have green aprons and the head and surgical mask getup,but their phallic heads are poking out the back and second mouth and all the drool Making a mess all over the desk.The table with the the computers and microscopes, and samples. The puddles all over the floor. They try and put on those rubber gloves to transport the facehuggers in the things staart whipping off into anothers face while its weird webbed tube fingers try to mix drip drop viles real close to its head..The glove hits its face and the viles shatter and they start getting frustrated. The gear starts flying off and begin slipping and smashing containers with face huggers fermenting..

  • @scarrab116
    @scarrab116 2 месяца назад +1

    The pulse rifle was the only star in this movie .. I’m 51 , ex film student and well .. my hackles only got exited with the pulse rifle and its cinema sound .. that was it !! I paid £13 to here a pulse rifle for like 3 mins

  • @Neopunk2023
    @Neopunk2023 3 месяца назад +1

    Of course people are desperate to praise a new alien film since as long as it’s better than the previous films, then they will praise it like it’s a game changer and comeback for the franchise.

  • @dannnnng
    @dannnnng 2 месяца назад +3

    😂 damn dude he says everything i hate about that film but so.much more articulate than I can do.
    Top notch reviewer

  • @davidjay4073
    @davidjay4073 2 месяца назад +1

    Yes, it goes to taste whether you like this movie, and your standards too

  • @davidjay4073
    @davidjay4073 2 месяца назад +2

    It needed older, experienced character actors

  • @davidjay4073
    @davidjay4073 2 месяца назад +2

    Yes, it was disappointing, because it had potential to be much better, flat acting, characters, effects, everything fell flat, i wish james cameron would do another one with sigourney, that would be fantastic, forget about the Avatars

  • @missugh1890
    @missugh1890 3 месяца назад +2

    I don’t know what people are talking about alien Romulus and prey now 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @JoelCraike
    @JoelCraike 3 месяца назад +16

    Its a good thing I never saw this movie then

    • @furynvm
      @furynvm 3 месяца назад +5

      Can't make your own opinion man?

    • @georgedapro9377
      @georgedapro9377 3 месяца назад +4

      Ngl this film slaps. 8/10 right up there with the first 2. Go watch the film man. its a bop

    • @doomslayer3829
      @doomslayer3829 3 месяца назад +3

      I hate when people agree someone opinion. People like this are lazy to watch a movie, If you watch it on your own then you can have your own thoughts.

    • @moomin7461
      @moomin7461 2 месяца назад

      ​​@@georgedapro9377It's nowhere near as good as Alien/Aliens. It's average at best.

  • @ShadyPlatinum777
    @ShadyPlatinum777 15 дней назад

    I would have been happy with a beat for beat remake of the original movie but instead we got a boring fan movie. This was basically “I know what that is” the movie.

  • @drew.reviews
    @drew.reviews 3 месяца назад +3

    It was definitely a greatest hits. I did like the sets and art direction. And I like that the space station was slowly getting destroyed while orbiting the asteroid belt.
    I'll agree most of the characters had no depth. My biggest issue was the newborn. People hated the newborn in Resurrection, but I'd take it over this any day. It looked like Jack Skellington and the spider toy girl from Toy Story had a bastard child.

  • @Elfrunner
    @Elfrunner 3 месяца назад +4

    Maybe in _Aliens 0.5,_ they'll crash on Fury 161 and establish a pre-prison colony, which will be revealed as a new Wayward-YouGoney Space Jockey goo research facility where they experiment on double Y dudes.

  • @robertocaba5915
    @robertocaba5915 2 месяца назад +9

    Just saw it…..what a borefest.

  • @blastradius9136
    @blastradius9136 2 месяца назад +1

    All of the callback dialogue from the previous Alien movies were cringe. The get away from her u b was the worst in this movie.

  • @FPietros
    @FPietros 3 месяца назад +13

    Its biggest fault? It was damn boring.
    A group of teenagers try to scavenge a derelict spaceship and an alien kills them all.
    Yeah, that's the main plot.

  • @weimarer6367
    @weimarer6367 3 месяца назад +19

    No more Alien movies, please

    • @anubusx
      @anubusx 3 месяца назад +7

      I agree. Same with Predator and Terminator.
      Prometheus and Covenant ruined the Xenomorph.

    • @redpillnibbler4423
      @redpillnibbler4423 2 месяца назад

      Alien vs my cock.

    • @redpillnibbler4423
      @redpillnibbler4423 2 месяца назад +3

      @@anubusx
      Also ruined the ‘pilot’ - 2 fuck ups for the price of one!

    • @walkerbolton2076
      @walkerbolton2076 2 месяца назад +1

      Haven’t seen Romulus yet but I’m sure it will be great. Let’s get Fede Álvarez to direct more horror movies

    • @philyeary8809
      @philyeary8809 2 месяца назад

      I just want goddamned facehuggers.

  • @DeathblowMateria
    @DeathblowMateria 2 месяца назад +1

    I thought it was visually brilliant but I felt a lot of what you said here. I groaned a lot

  • @jamaral81
    @jamaral81 3 месяца назад +1

    Thank you, Matt, for a fantastic review. Thank you for calling this movie out on it's bullshit. I hated this movie. Loved the rage.

    • @OtomoTenzi
      @OtomoTenzi 2 месяца назад

      Matt's review was totally right on the money with this huge stinkin' pile of SHIT!!!

  • @DabionFreedom
    @DabionFreedom 2 месяца назад +1

    Absolutely fantastic new epic film review, of Alien: Romulus. Matt. I think I will stick with my two favourite alien films that only matter to me. Aliens & Alien: Resurrection. :)

  • @alexsanchez8708
    @alexsanchez8708 3 месяца назад +3

    Rather watch the alien rip off movies than this like galaxy of terror or lifeforce which had creativity but this did not it was the same repeats you’ve seen before.

  • @silverwings21
    @silverwings21 2 месяца назад

    Just got home from seeing it at the theater.
    9:15 I believe I saw an atmosphere processor in the background in the beginning. 😉
    38:38 They do make clear magazines you can see-through to tell how many bullets you have left.
    As for the electric counter, they did make a working one for replica pulse rifles/Thompson submachinegun. Though, I think when you put in a magazine, it resets to its max count, then goes down every trigger pull. So, it doesn't really keep track of how many bullets you have left in the magazine, so if you put in a mag that isn't fully loaded, the counter will still start at the max count.

  • @missugh1890
    @missugh1890 3 месяца назад +6

    Hollywood is all about making greatest hits now and nothing originals anymore and it’s so sad and bad and boring 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😮😮😮😮😮👎👎👎👎👎👎👎🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @bpo1975
    @bpo1975 2 месяца назад +3

    Saw it yesterday. I was NOT impressed and was fooled by all the good buzz and hype.

  • @NateTheGnat
    @NateTheGnat 2 месяца назад +1

    I'm glad Matt didn't like this movie. The love for this film is silly.

  • @moviebuffer93
    @moviebuffer93 3 месяца назад +1

    I know we have our differences in regards to Alien 3 and Alien :Covenant, but I’m with you on this one man. I enjoyed most of the 1st and 2nd acts, although it did seem like a rehash of the first two in many parts with a few too many callbacks for my taste. The twist at the end however just completely killed any joy I had of the movie leading up to that point . I’m not really sure why, the Director/writer of this film thought that was a good direction to go in. Also, yeah, the movie is getting a lot of good praise and a lot of people seem to like the “twist” so I have a feeling we’re gonna be in the minority on this one, but I was not a fan. Overall, I left pretty disappointed, and this is coming from a guy that actually enjoys the prequels even.

  • @GrandTheftRuben
    @GrandTheftRuben 3 месяца назад +7

    The Neckbeard Chris Suckmann vs The Gad Ramboraph4life

    • @Neopunk2023
      @Neopunk2023 3 месяца назад +2

      *Chad Ramboraph

    • @GrandTheftRuben
      @GrandTheftRuben 2 месяца назад +1

      @@Neopunk2023 i know. Gad is also the higher up of Chad

  • @tiphanieseantay958
    @tiphanieseantay958 3 месяца назад +1

    Finally.....someone whos falling it what it is. Because i was thinking it was justme and i was in the twilight zone. so sick of it. The "fans" lap it up and that why this is all we keep getting.

  • @JoeDredd2012
    @JoeDredd2012 2 месяца назад +2

    50:10 ''Oh no!! Not again''-John Hurt Spaceballs87.
    56:18 It seems like thanks to this film along with both ''Prometheus''&''Alien-Covernet'' also ''Predators'',''The Predator''&''Prey'' makes both the 2004&2007 ''AvP'' films more watchable sadly enjoyable as time wasters bro.
    56:40-56:47 True🤣🤣🤣🤣
    58:57 A user who wrote a review about this said that same exact thing as the title of it.
    1:01:15 I 2nd that statement but you are right Matt it's not called''Show Friends'' it's''Show Business'' money talks and BS runs the marathon like a wise man once said before.
    A very fantastic epic long rant brother👍👍

    • @Neopunk2023
      @Neopunk2023 2 месяца назад

      Do you think that this film along with the other ones you mentioned would make Alien 3 or resurrection more tolerable time wasters?

    • @JoeDredd2012
      @JoeDredd2012 2 месяца назад +1

      @@Neopunk2023 ''Alien Resurrection'' maybe? As for ''Alien 3' F---K NO!! LOL!!

  • @JoseRodriguez-un2kc
    @JoseRodriguez-un2kc 2 месяца назад +1

    I'm supporting this Garbage. The only franchise that is truly making a sincere attempt at good storytelling and great character-building, while still maintaining the spectacle of a summer blockbuster, is the Planet of the Apes franchise.

  • @Akira-Strider
    @Akira-Strider 2 месяца назад +2

    Another unoriginal greatest hits Hollywood movie of an old franchise that steals from other previous installments. Alien Romulus makes the other flims look better especially the first two lol

  • @RjSkorenki
    @RjSkorenki 3 месяца назад +2

    I wish alien isolation would be made into a movie if so they probably would screw that up all this movie was Halloween 2018 alien edition

    • @fawkkyutuu8851
      @fawkkyutuu8851 3 месяца назад +1

      Classic game , probably the best Alien related thing since Aliens.

    • @Johnlindsey289
      @Johnlindsey289 2 месяца назад

      It would had been better

  • @1970karlsberg
    @1970karlsberg 2 месяца назад

    And why was the fuel for the cryo chambers so unnecessarily far away from the chambers themselves? That made no sense.

  • @davidjay4073
    @davidjay4073 2 месяца назад +2

    The storyline was
    a confusing mess

  • @rayvonvelez3129
    @rayvonvelez3129 3 месяца назад +2

    That redone line in the film was so bad. It also seems like everyone unanimously didn't like it. I didn't either. It took me out of the film. I was like you didn't have to say that.😂

  • @Charzhino
    @Charzhino 3 месяца назад +4

    The actors are the major problem in all these new Alien/predator movies. They are pretty much all unknown, bland choices that are hired because they are cheap and none of them have personality to carry the movie when the monster is not on the screen. Compare with the older Alien/Predator movies, you had recognizable, star names amongst the casts. Arnie, Carl Weathers, Sigourney, Lance Henrikson, Bill Paxton (x2), Danny Glover, Gary Busey, etc. These new franchises need to start hiring A-list actors to make them less boring.

    • @redpillnibbler4423
      @redpillnibbler4423 2 месяца назад +2

      It’s definitely a huge part of it,but it’s also a lack of courage,vision and talent to be bold and inventive as a writer/director.Everything has to be played safe.

    • @OtomoTenzi
      @OtomoTenzi 2 месяца назад

      WTF do you expect from this lousy-ass generation of TOTAL MOTHERFUCKUPS???
      Could they possibly even do ANYTHING right, seriously?

  • @chaoticiannunez2419
    @chaoticiannunez2419 3 месяца назад

    So, in other words, exactly what I thought the trailer showed it to be. I mean people kept asking me if I was excited for Romulus and I told them "No. It's not that it looks bad, just that the trailer didn't impress me. It jus looks like a bog standard, by the numbers Alien plot." My friends remained optimistic about it, but at least they understood what I meant, they were like "Yeah, it doesn't seem like it's reinventing the wheel, exactly. But I'm still holding out for it." Well, good for them, I guess.

  • @Judgeholden95
    @Judgeholden95 3 месяца назад +1

    It’s kinda what he did with the evil dead remake. I do agree with liking Andy he was the best part.

  • @jojosmooth999
    @jojosmooth999 2 месяца назад +2

    I love this Reviewer🔥

  • @GrandTheftRuben
    @GrandTheftRuben 3 месяца назад +2

    Matt. I found out that the director of this Shit isn’t a Gusano.
    He’s from Montevideo Uruguay.

    • @OtomoTenzi
      @OtomoTenzi 2 месяца назад +1

      Whoever the fuck he is, he's really starting to become like the Paul 'Worthless Shit' Anderson of this era!

  • @drew.reviews
    @drew.reviews 3 месяца назад

    Also, if they want to do some new beastie for the end of one of these, then go through Geiger's art and find one as creepy as the Alien.

  • @MuhammedRivaz
    @MuhammedRivaz 3 месяца назад +8

    Alien for Gen Z

  • @brandonmclean58
    @brandonmclean58 2 месяца назад +1

    I agree with pretty much everything you said, I still thought it was a decent movie overall though. Im glad Im not the only one who couldnt understand what the hell that british bloke was saying, Im just sitting there thinking can the aliens just kill this guy already, so annoying. I think because I hated covenant probably about as much as you hate this movie, I was pretty happy with the visuals and the fan service, Ill take it at this point. Characters couldnt have been more forgettable, except for the android and the main girl I thought was alright actually.

  • @razenhell6514
    @razenhell6514 3 месяца назад

    I haven't seen Aliens 2 since the late 80s. I stopped there figuring nothing could top it. I was right.

  • @RadioSnakeInvasion6333
    @RadioSnakeInvasion6333 23 часа назад

    This may be the very first Alien film that I actually don't like
    I actually didn't like this LMAO
    I think they mainly just brought back the heavy use of practical effects so that everyone will magically love the film but that's just what I think xddd
    This movie sucked, I didn't like it :p
    I didn't care for the characters, even the Hybrids design I didn't like, I thought it wasn't that cool, and I think the references were kind of... cringe, I didn't get excited from them. The only things I rooted for was the xenomorphs.
    0/10
    I never thought I'd ever dislike an Alien film... that's disappointing not gonna lie :/

  • @missugh1890
    @missugh1890 3 месяца назад +5

    We need a male lead in these movies 👍👍👍👍👍👍

  • @josh72456
    @josh72456 2 месяца назад

    I don’t hate the film but I’m not very sure on it in terms of story.

  • @boomstickcritique902
    @boomstickcritique902 2 месяца назад

    I haven't seen the movie for me I'm not bothered by sequels doing call backs or some fan service. It just all comes down to how well it's executed and if the movies execution is good enough to where it feels like it has some more going on. I get the idea for this movie combining Alien and Aliens. Those are 2 most popular Alien films so it makes sense to me they would want to combine both films and try to mesh them together. I agree with you about the Ash character returning that is way to much fan service and shrinks the universe. I don't see it as the dead actor returning just the character to me. But yes I agree with you it wasn't needed from what I have seen of the movies plot. I'm not sure people think you hate every film I think they believe you are harder on some films then others. But I think a defense for that would be you expect more from an Alien film then a Beverly Hills Cop flick. That and there's been like what 7 Alien movies and there's only been 4 Beverly Hills Cops so most of what could be done with the Alien has been done. This film is doing really well so now there talking about doing a new AVP film after this and Prey did so well.

  • @devinharbert6071
    @devinharbert6071 2 месяца назад +1

    I’m Not gonna bother with Alien Romulus Cause I knew it was gonna Shitty Cause I Hated The Last Couple Alien Sequels Mainly Alien Resurrection, Prometheus, & Alien Covenant Were Shitty Terrible Sequels IMO Those are Worsts In the Franchise, I Love The 1st Alien Films IMO there Well Written, Directed & Acted IMO, But I Respect Your Opinion On Alien 3 Matt To Each There Own, Awesome Rant❤

    • @Johnlindsey289
      @Johnlindsey289 2 месяца назад

      Would you compare alien 3 to last Jedi?

  • @TheGlow101
    @TheGlow101 2 месяца назад +1

    It was awful. I can't even start to describe how I feel about the hybrid's design at the end. The only thing this movie did right was to inject a bit of sense in Ridley's black goo mess. That and the two main characters who are kinda likeable. Other than that...wow, what a pile of shieeeet.

  • @JoeDredd2012
    @JoeDredd2012 2 месяца назад +2

    0:03 Now judging by the title and thumbnail also the fact that iMatt sn't wearing his glasses that this is going to be a very EPIC RANT indeed😁😁😁😁🤣🤣🤣🤣
    2:55 That's one thing I noticed in these recent ''Alien'' films there's always one character that's worth something in ''Prometheus'' it's ''Janek''(Idris Elba) in''Alien-Covernet'' it's''Tennesse''(Danny McBride) it seems whenever they create characters for these films they get really lazy on writing more likeable characters that the viewer should care about in root for just like the first 2 films in this series for ''F--k'' sake bro.
    5:25 That would've been a good idea imagine that a man who is a andriod becoming the lead hero in this series who happens to be black but nah we got to have it be a women again another wannabe ''Ripley''
    7:52-8:05 WOW!! Now that is just staright up lazyness of both Fede Alvarez and Rodo Sayagues part as writers but then again why am I not suprised both these men come up with the story for ''Texas Chainsaw Massacre'' 2022.
    11:37 Agreed bro!
    19:10 Yeah I could now see why you didn't like her she's a horrible character indeed.
    36:27 🤣🤣🤣🤣
    40:24 Is that suppose to be some kind joke? That's the dumbest thing I've heard in any of these films you give them weapons that can't use because the Alien's acid blood is going burn a big hole through the ship.

  • @fram3byfram319
    @fram3byfram319 3 месяца назад +2

    I think I broke Matt. LOL thanks for the video man. I appreciate it. You’ve really made a tough day easier with a laugh. Keep up the good work -Frame

  • @joerazz91
    @joerazz91 3 месяца назад +5

    Another shitty alien film. I’m so surprised! 🙄
    Seriously I’m not surprised. I had no hope for this and so far I’ve been proven right from what I heard. And of course just yesterday I had an argument in the comments of a post on Instagram where I said I had no confidence in the new alien film and said I’ve been burned too many times and I think the director Fede Álvarez is so overrated and this guy gets offended by my comment telling me “who hurt you” and then goes on to tell me how good this director is and how good the evil dead remake was. Well guess what dude you won’t change my mind! Fede Álvarez is an overrated director and alien romulus, evil dead, and don’t breathe aren’t that good. Get over it. Nice rant Matt

    • @OtomoTenzi
      @OtomoTenzi 2 месяца назад

      That guy you mentioned about sounded like he had his head buried all the way up his ASS... 😁

    • @Johnlindsey289
      @Johnlindsey289 2 месяца назад

      There hasn’t been a good alien movie since Aliens

  • @jamaral81
    @jamaral81 2 месяца назад +2

    Mega RAGE moments at 0:32 and 43:13

  • @davidjay4073
    @davidjay4073 2 месяца назад +1

    Noomi rapace was fantastic in prometheus

  • @walkerbolton2076
    @walkerbolton2076 2 месяца назад

    I’m excited for it I should have had it on my top 10 most excited movies video the future. I haven’t seen the movie yet but when I send in the request for my Alien franchise ranking, I bet this one makes it the 2nd favorite (right behind ALIENS as #1)