I'm so happy Jerma is cutting back on streaming. Every content platform is taking a nose dive, and Jerma is so creative. I hope he does even more stuff after Offbrand.
What is he actually... doing at offbrand, anyway? As far as I know he's driving a RC car around the office and taking naps. I haven't heard or seen a peep about his work there@@lampshade6579
I like reading the titles and looking at the thumbnails of these videos and just develop the video and play it out in my mind. I dont even watch the videos. I just project my interpretation of the metadata into the inside of my skull. Anyway, great video probably!
You just know when Jerma said he was streaming lying down that he also had his legs were raised like a teenage girl from an 80’s movie, who is on the phone with Brad from the football team.
You dont know what goes on in those streams. He's like a completely different person. He ego-rants and threatens his audience. They are TERRIFIED of him. These videos are cleaned up versions designed by his minions to make him presentable.
Seriously man. Can't imagine sitting in jerma's stream for 3 - 5 hours. Especially considering that off Chance that he brings up the red pulsating mass nd I die.
I feel like cheltie went to an alternate universe Jerma and inflicted a pharohs curse which sucked the age out of Jerma and took a photo of it for the thumbnail.
Jerma in the thumbnail looks like the hallowed corpse of an eternal being, who’s omnipotence is bound only by the expanse of the universe, in which every cell in his body has been filled with a deep terror that goes beyond what any human could begin to imagine possible as he has seen what lies beyond the end of time, so powerful that death broke his eternal nature. Lol.
Because ever since Jerma went woke his streams have been dry. This is why he is losing subs rapidly. That five hours were pointless. I miss the old Jerma when he wasn't so pressured by cancel culture.
@@CaraDoolittle-k2owhen did he go woke? I kind of agree there hasn't really been as much excitement or hilarity as his past antics, but I don't think his humor has really changed. I could see a case being made for him kind of toning his normal personality down now that he's collabing with lots of people, is that maybe what you're feeling?
Jerma did have an unfair advantage playing this game. He's killed many times before. It won't have been the first time he's beaten someone senseless and thrown them off a bridge, or smashed them into pulp using a spade.
If the fish swam out of the ocean And grew legs and they started walking And the apes climbed down from the trees And grew tall and they started talking And the stars fell out of the sky And my tears rolled into the ocean And now I'm looking for a reason why You even set my world into motion
@@3three3three3three 'Cause if you're not really here Then the stars don't even matter Now I'm filled to the top with fear That it's all just a bunch of matter 'Cause if you're not really here Then I don't wanna be either I wanna be next to you Black and gold, black and gold, black and gold
I was just looking at my history after watching this video this morning. What on God's Green Flat Earth is wrong with Jerma's face in the thumbnail Cheltie?! WHAT DID YOU DO?! xD (P.S. lots of love, thank you for these edits :3)
I highly recommend DoS2 then! That was my game of the decade throughout the 2010’s made by the same studio! BG3 is definitely a big contender for my 2020’s list lol
Thank god that croc jumped out of the ring during the tutorial. I couldn't handle another "unbeatable game tutorial" rant like Jerma's famous Cuphead rant. We really were spared
I feel like 80% of Jerma's body problems are solvable with an actual workout routine. But he doesn't want to do it because that was what he did in like 2012 to 2013 and he's "moved on" since then to different "ideas". He'll get bored of water one day and start talking to Chat about some sort of supplement juice made exclusively of petroleum runoff chemicals that's really making him feel a little bit better and he's gonna do that from now on. He won't even die from it, he'll just get worse and blame it on playing scary games.
i know the running joke is to dunk on jerma but as someone with similar chronic pain issues to jeremy, it’s a lot easier said than done to just have an “actual workout routine” because it requires you to do those workouts WHILE in severe pain
Cheltie probably so happy and relaxed that jerma only streams 2 to 4 times a month nowadays
Cheltie's "soft" retirement :(
I'm so happy Jerma is cutting back on streaming. Every content platform is taking a nose dive, and Jerma is so creative. I hope he does even more stuff after Offbrand.
What is he actually... doing at offbrand, anyway? As far as I know he's driving a RC car around the office and taking naps. I haven't heard or seen a peep about his work there@@lampshade6579
honest question , does he do money with the edits? If so it gets him less content so idk
I hate jerma
"You won't believe where I am right now" "I'm lying on the ground" Am I missing something? That is extremely believable lol.
jerma is so crazy LOL we cant take him anywhere 😂
You don’t get it? JERMA is on the GROUND, he has been hovering ever since he was a facade of a baby, this is brand new for him
I love how that phrase just sounds like it came straight out a valley girl accent
I like reading the titles and looking at the thumbnails of these videos and just develop the video and play it out in my mind. I dont even watch the videos. I just project my interpretation of the metadata into the inside of my skull. Anyway, great video probably!
Phew, I thought I was the only one
Sanest Jerma fan
final stage of attention span reduction
Inferential Andy
"hmm... great video... needs more sphee though...."
You just know when Jerma said he was streaming lying down that he also had his legs were raised like a teenage girl from an 80’s movie, who is on the phone with Brad from the football team.
when he said "do you hear a burp or a fart" i thought he was just going to burp and fart simultaneously into the mic
I'm almost certain that chat meant that music has the VIBE of the DVD menu to The Mask and Jerma was determined to find actual similar music.
I was nervous first but I’m loving retirement era Jermy. He really is like a retired dad just having fun.
Old
as a Jerma fan that never watched a single live stream, I love you cheltie
You dont know what goes on in those streams. He's like a completely different person. He ego-rants and threatens his audience. They are TERRIFIED of him. These videos are cleaned up versions designed by his minions to make him presentable.
@@_Lumiere_ I can only imagine the sheer terror that y'all been through
Seriously man. Can't imagine sitting in jerma's stream for 3 - 5 hours. Especially considering that off Chance that he brings up the red pulsating mass nd I die.
@@noobnoob8922 It always fills me with dread when I see him prepare to pull something up on stream.
chats from big streams always turned me away
I feel like cheltie went to an alternate universe Jerma and inflicted a pharohs curse which sucked the age out of Jerma and took a photo of it for the thumbnail.
Jerma in the thumbnail looks like the hallowed corpse of an eternal being, who’s omnipotence is bound only by the expanse of the universe, in which every cell in his body has been filled with a deep terror that goes beyond what any human could begin to imagine possible as he has seen what lies beyond the end of time, so powerful that death broke his eternal nature. Lol.
Isn’t that just his zum face?
@@jeremytitus9519ah! So that's why he's so dehydrated
Crazy what an age filter can do with Jerma's face
I can't even imagine the chaos if he plays this game with Etalyx and Ster
And Poke. Manifesting this.
7:54 did he take all his reddit toys down on the ground with him while he streamed?
Man if only jerma didn’t stream once a year so we would get more cheltie uploads
everytime he streams he loses 1 year of his life
I think this was the 1st jerma stream I watched I was convinced he was 500% on something
yeah there were some parts that felt like that chronicles of riddick stream lmao. he was so all over the place this stream.
bro he hit the brake lever for a full 5 seconds during the train thing
Uh yea he's on a bean bag chair
recreational radishes
The ground. He's on the ground, can you believe it?
post-horror jerma in the thumbnail
That looks a lot more like in-the-middle-of-horror to me
Glad he found a game that can soothe his constant need for murder so that he doesn't have to let the world see.
Wrong, this only increase it... Why else would he want to stream less? More time for his "side gig"
BABE I CANT HANG OUT A NEW CHELTIE IS OUT
9:30 certified Wheatley moment.
"Let go of me, I'm still connected! Oh no, change of plans. Hold on to me, tighter! GRAB ME GRAB ME GRAB ME GRAB ME!"
“PULL ME OUT PULL ME OUT PULL ME OUT wait no- LEAVE ME IN LEAVE ME IN LEAVE ME IN-“
That thumbnail made my blood freeze. Good job!
the ongoing beef with the beagle was so funny
STOP why in GODS NAME did you put Jermas ACTIVATION PHRASE in the video title!?!!???
I wish we could take away his chest pain and all equally share it.
Ill take it on Thursdays
It’d be better to split it equally
When i have it i'll jump off a bridge destroying it like gollum and the one ring
I think I've somehow taken some of his pain, I've started to have back problems
@@avokka yeah bro it was your turn today check the Google doc smh
@@avokkahe cursed his viewers to suffer some of his pain
He’s in a hospital bed OMEGALUL
Brain Needle Yanny
Was that a burp?
Thumbnail actually scared the shit out of me
That real picture of jerma in the thumbnail is going to be in my next sleep paralysis episode, thanks
6 hour stream edited down to 30 minutes is crazy
Because ever since Jerma went woke his streams have been dry. This is why he is losing subs rapidly. That five hours were pointless. I miss the old Jerma when he wasn't so pressured by cancel culture.
@@CaraDoolittle-k2o Yeah I can't watch him anymore.
What do you mean?? @@CaraDoolittle-k2o
@@CaraDoolittle-k2owhat the fuck are you talking about
@@CaraDoolittle-k2owhen did he go woke? I kind of agree there hasn't really been as much excitement or hilarity as his past antics, but I don't think his humor has really changed. I could see a case being made for him kind of toning his normal personality down now that he's collabing with lots of people, is that maybe what you're feeling?
holy shit, i thought my soul was bein sucked in through the screen by that jerma face in the thumbnail
jerma streams to keep himself young by feeding on the energies of his viewers
this is such a grandpa stream
Oh god what is the thumbnail thats unironically terrifying
That thumbnail is a straight up nightmare
The green needle brainstorm shi has to be from a ben 10 toy
Jerma looks like he drank from the wrong holy grail in that thumbnail
"im, like, lying on my back right now, i have a beanbag, i'm...lying on my back, like, i'm laying down..."
LOCAL E-CLOWN MURDERS HIS TEAMMATES.
(MILLIONS ARE UNSURPRISED.)
Jerma did have an unfair advantage playing this game. He's killed many times before. It won't have been the first time he's beaten someone senseless and thrown them off a bridge, or smashed them into pulp using a spade.
Jerma saying lil bro will haunt my nightmares
cheltie are you aware ur the best thing ever?
This title activated a fight or flight response.
thumbnail gonna give me nightmares
White and gold
black and blue
@@3three3three3three grow up
@@tombox4 wake up
If the fish swam out of the ocean
And grew legs and they started walking
And the apes climbed down from the trees
And grew tall and they started talking
And the stars fell out of the sky
And my tears rolled into the ocean
And now I'm looking for a reason why
You even set my world into motion
@@3three3three3three 'Cause if you're not really here
Then the stars don't even matter
Now I'm filled to the top with fear
That it's all just a bunch of matter
'Cause if you're not really here
Then I don't wanna be either
I wanna be next to you
Black and gold, black and gold, black and gold
they replaced his VA AGAIN!!!!!!
they replaced his vagina?
Green Storm. Brain Needle.
For my future reference, Brainstorm and Green needle are at 15:52
Thank you Cheltie
Jerma the kinda guy to stream while lying down
Truly wretched thumbnail
I can't tell if the brainstorm thing is a huge joke because I've only ever heard it say Green Needle
It's actually saying brainstorm, for real. Try listening on another sound system, you might hear it better.
superb thumbnail
I was just looking at my history after watching this video this morning. What on God's Green Flat Earth is wrong with Jerma's face in the thumbnail Cheltie?!
WHAT DID YOU DO?! xD
(P.S. lots of love, thank you for these edits :3)
Jesus christ that image of Jerma in the thumbnails will haunt me for the rest of my life
jerma is in hell isnt he serves him right
he's down there with ben franklin
@@3three3three3threeand with Dark Ooga
This edit is awesome and made me laugh
There are sites full of people streaming lying down
The thumbnail is insane
Jerma's in his Brett Keane era of streaming.
I hate that I know who that is
Havent heard that name in like 5 years
why is big hotshot streamer man with countless associates and colleagues not streaming the party game with friends
this was really cozy
I hope jerma knows that you can toss gnomes in bg3
"EE EEL" Jerma: Brainstorm
He’s just GASLIGHTING us for content now
JERMAS LAUGH IN THIS VIDEO HELLO
Im glad jerma enjoys baldurs gate, its without a doubt my game of the decade so far
I highly recommend DoS2 then! That was my game of the decade throughout the 2010’s made by the same studio! BG3 is definitely a big contender for my 2020’s list lol
Very cool!
Cheltie, thankyou again
green NEEdle 😁
1:02 😢🎉
this is a good jerma game
ACE ATTORNEY STREAM CONFIRMED!!!
Hes in a hospital bed omg deathbed stream soon???
WAIT THERE'S ORI FROM ORI AND THE BLIND FOREST?
How did he find out about green needle/brainstorm only now?
Thank god that croc jumped out of the ring during the tutorial. I couldn't handle another "unbeatable game tutorial" rant like Jerma's famous Cuphead rant. We really were spared
Gang beasts Andy
He’s gonna get stuck on that floor one day
Scariest jerma image
this game feels very similar to gang beasts
I don't think he made it into a single photo
dude i swear the title was different
this is my wworst stream of the year vote he threw so many times XD
shout out to the viewer who got an abortion watching this stream live! hope they are having a wonderful day :)
you did that edit with a time machine. report.
Can somebody explain the thumbnail I don't get it
please tell me that the thumbnail is an image from the stream
Jerma should get filip kostics art piece; Bed PC
you need to be prosecuted for that thumbnail
Geriatric
Ben 10 is cool, you guys should watch it
retired because pregnant 😢
Is the thumbnail a filter? It looks real so idk. jerma is getting old...
you need to be put down for that thumbnail
HELLOO
Party animals is so boring that an ice breaker from 2017 is more entertaining.
yanny
I feel like 80% of Jerma's body problems are solvable with an actual workout routine. But he doesn't want to do it because that was what he did in like 2012 to 2013 and he's "moved on" since then to different "ideas". He'll get bored of water one day and start talking to Chat about some sort of supplement juice made exclusively of petroleum runoff chemicals that's really making him feel a little bit better and he's gonna do that from now on. He won't even die from it, he'll just get worse and blame it on playing scary games.
i know the running joke is to dunk on jerma but as someone with similar chronic pain issues to jeremy, it’s a lot easier said than done to just have an “actual workout routine” because it requires you to do those workouts WHILE in severe pain
No chat. Lousy
jerma hates negativity, he will explode you