How troops be when the Flight Chief comes to post

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  • Опубликовано: 23 май 2021
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Комментарии • 33 тыс.

  • @Llamaington
    @Llamaington 2 года назад +8930

    It’s funny how accurate this is, I would know because I’ve never been in the Military.

  • @mentallyuntouchable2918
    @mentallyuntouchable2918 3 года назад +12596

    Remember before you sign that dotted line fellas, not all security forces girls look that good

    • @miggyrodriguez8319
      @miggyrodriguez8319 3 года назад +1435

      Enlisted today after watching this video in the meps hotel, im taking my chances

    • @trentsavage4533
      @trentsavage4533 3 года назад +469

      I wouldn’t be there for that reason

    • @visigoth3696
      @visigoth3696 3 года назад +332

      @@miggyrodriguez8319 have fun getting sharped, join for a good reason, not because your virgin ass wants a little prestige and desire to be closer with women

    • @darthxeno3434
      @darthxeno3434 3 года назад +573

      Nigga I’m signing

    • @M1A1SteakSauce
      @M1A1SteakSauce 3 года назад +720

      Won’t matter. A married E7 will come in and swoop the new females away from the rest of the flight anyway.

  • @BilkMucketYT
    @BilkMucketYT 3 месяца назад +45

    The chair falling apart makes me laugh every time

  • @MM3OG
    @MM3OG 4 месяца назад +282

    I expect nothing less from the chairforce 😂

    • @6TomCruz6
      @6TomCruz6 Месяц назад +1

      Wait they do stuff 🤣☠️

    • @Michelle-oz1jc
      @Michelle-oz1jc Месяц назад +5

      The chair fell apart 😂😂

    • @notmanciv5016
      @notmanciv5016 14 дней назад +5

      Ha ha ha real funny
      Air support denied

    • @REDACTED_13
      @REDACTED_13 8 дней назад +1

      This is also what ROTC is. All fun and games, but when Chief walks in...

    • @user-bd3ql7mm1f
      @user-bd3ql7mm1f 8 дней назад

      هه٩هتغمبمم

  • @sierrahopkins6557
    @sierrahopkins6557 3 года назад +9008

    You know … I’m starting to think all FC walk slow as hell on purpose lmao 😂

    • @coltenW1
      @coltenW1 3 года назад +983

      Oh... they do. Unless they're really after you and want to catch you, that's when they sneak to your post

    • @nmrincon14
      @nmrincon14 3 года назад +713

      They were in the same place at one time. They know what goes on in the shack 🤣

    • @maximussarcasticus1312
      @maximussarcasticus1312 3 года назад +278

      Too funny! I used to watch them come up for "health and welfare" inspections. First they give us the instructions of "don't go in your rooms" then walk so slow across the compound they would almost stop. Odd how that happens, isn't it?

    • @maximussarcasticus1312
      @maximussarcasticus1312 3 года назад +20

      @Desk Pop Cop lol. Amen! Scary AF too!

    • @maximussarcasticus1312
      @maximussarcasticus1312 3 года назад +9

      @Desk Pop Cop lol! I knew it!!! Bastards!

  • @igotanM16
    @igotanM16 2 года назад +868

    The most accurate part of this is the chair built for US government contract falls apart so easily.

    • @swelly84
      @swelly84 2 года назад +32

      Exactly. Even when he slipped on the card at the end after he threw it. Lol classic

    • @nothanks5520
      @nothanks5520 2 года назад +4

      They probably just undid the screw?

    • @wickywills
      @wickywills 2 года назад +37

      @@nothanks5520 When you go to parties, do you find people avoid you?

    • @clo9898
      @clo9898 2 года назад +17

      It’s a tactical chair, easy breakdown 2 use as multiple assault weapons

    • @filmandfirearms
      @filmandfirearms 2 года назад +11

      I remember seeing a comment a while ago. "Mil spec. The military speculates it will work."

  • @user-nv4nb7ym2c
    @user-nv4nb7ym2c 6 месяцев назад +438

    Damn she fell out the chair 😂😂😂

    • @MohdUmar-zk7lz
      @MohdUmar-zk7lz 5 месяцев назад +1

      ❤😂❤❤❤🎉🎉🎉🎉😮😮😮😅😅😊😊

    • @MohdUmar-zk7lz
      @MohdUmar-zk7lz 5 месяцев назад

      Nahin banna chahta hun

    • @MohdUmar-zk7lz
      @MohdUmar-zk7lz 5 месяцев назад

      Fauji Banna chahta

    • @user-ed4ec3gb6s
      @user-ed4ec3gb6s 4 месяца назад

      ​@@MohdUmar-zk7lzlslspwpwp😂😊😅p
      ,lzp we

    • @JasonWong-mq4yj
      @JasonWong-mq4yj 3 месяца назад

      😂😂😂

  • @SarmadFadel_IQ
    @SarmadFadel_IQ 23 дня назад +4

    When I was serving in the army we sometimes did this 😂

    • @LEEHOLMES-gq2gj
      @LEEHOLMES-gq2gj 11 дней назад

      mate that aint comforting at all. 👍🇬🇧✌

  • @alansmith6376
    @alansmith6376 3 года назад +9112

    I’ve been on both sides of that post briefing, 100% accurate.

    • @jameslyons6655
      @jameslyons6655 3 года назад +776

      Yes, it can be funny as hell. Did a long uncomfortable post check with one troop while his partner was in the bathroom. The thing was I knew his partner was in the bathroom with an “unauthorized guest”. I just acted like I was bored and had nothing better to do as I just kept talking to the airman, occasionally asking “You sure he’s ok” “what did you guys eat, Taco Bell?” I left without busting them out but the next night I needed volunteers to clean all the vehicles.

    • @alansmith6376
      @alansmith6376 3 года назад +392

      I once came upon a checkpoint with three people, but only two reported the post. When I asked where the third guy was, they said he was in the bathroom. I gently knocked, no answer. Open the door, and there he was curled in the corner with his a bag as a pillow. I took it easy on them, yelled, made them clean weapons after change over. But now 10 years later, it’s just funny.

    • @TheJtube97
      @TheJtube97 3 года назад +108

      @@jameslyons6655 I love yalls stories in the comments lmfao what a guy

    • @drutalero2962
      @drutalero2962 3 года назад +35

      @@alansmith6376 try falling asleep while brake riding in the cockpit during a tow after a 13 hour shift. Luckily my expediter was my tech school instructor and I told him i got to my dorm late (5am) after a hookup, roll call at 8 after a mock pt test at 530. He said "really?" I said yup. He said "carry on."

    • @dannylopez9905
      @dannylopez9905 3 года назад +70

      He prolly said to himself before exiting his vehicle “ima give them a few seconds”

  • @greed7736
    @greed7736 2 года назад +4984

    Props to the girl who is alone keeping watch with full gear while her friends are chilling inside

    • @SamLiewXiaoSam
      @SamLiewXiaoSam 2 года назад +33

      Shaggy being the Sentry

    • @Carolina-ch2od
      @Carolina-ch2od 2 года назад +37

      Shes not in "full gear" she is not wearing a k-pot, thats a uniform violation.. when i was in the army females had to wear their hair in tight buns, and all personal who were carryimg side arms had to wear covers at all times, in doors and out..in my day these joe's would have their ass' kicked for looking like that !.. military bearing is a joke now, compared to my day, smh.

    • @Carolina-ch2od
      @Carolina-ch2od 2 года назад +6

      @Wiggles Wiggles they're probably Nasty Girls or P.O.G.S. because they're not wearing k-pots, ( thats 11Bravo talk) infantry. But to answer your question they're allowed on post because they're service members, unfortunatly

    • @ednakakinia1529
      @ednakakinia1529 2 года назад +3

      ome2

    • @Carolina-ch2od
      @Carolina-ch2od 2 года назад +5

      @Wiggles Wiggles i agree

  • @annaspears3881
    @annaspears3881 Месяц назад +1

    What is this? Star Wars lol

  • @exposingproxystalkingorgan4164
    @exposingproxystalkingorgan4164 6 месяцев назад +59

    This video represents how things happen when a boss comes for a visit. The lower ranks, in any organization, really do slack off when their supervisors and managers are not watching. At least the flight chief was not a control freak micromanager. 😂

  • @wanderingbufoon
    @wanderingbufoon 2 года назад +7853

    Flight chief knows, hes been there so he took his time.

  • @JustCallMeBo1
    @JustCallMeBo1 2 года назад +5412

    **breaks chair**
    *"OH SHIT!"*
    *"Hide it! Hide it!"*
    *Siblings in action if I've ever seen them* 😂😂😂

  • @hmm-zoolol
    @hmm-zoolol 3 месяца назад +2

    He took forever getting out of that tic toc truck. But he looked the part.😊😊😊

  • @CanadianBallistics
    @CanadianBallistics 5 месяцев назад +2

    He smells fear..

  • @bmwmsport11
    @bmwmsport11 2 года назад +2480

    This isn’t a joke this actually goes on when the higher ups come through. Especially night shift.

    • @jinsane731
      @jinsane731 2 года назад +21

      💯🎯💯

    • @joestark6754
      @joestark6754 2 года назад +14

      L

    • @DapperHuman
      @DapperHuman 2 года назад +5

      @@joestark6754 L

    • @1stNumberOne
      @1stNumberOne 2 года назад +8

      Yea but if shit really jumped off...

    • @whatthe1145
      @whatthe1145 2 года назад +12

      @@1stNumberOne we’d be ready don’t get it twisted homie we have fun but we bang when we gta BANG!

  • @Maxmulham
    @Maxmulham Год назад +8030

    The way he says "oh shit" when the chair comes apart is absolutely hilarious

  • @MauriceWinsell
    @MauriceWinsell 7 дней назад

    Unit feels like the one Sgt. Bilko would be proud of...

  • @rolandochu2729
    @rolandochu2729 2 года назад +6220

    Chief's walking speed can be measured by a calendar

  • @zzodysseuszz
    @zzodysseuszz 2 года назад +3874

    It would have been funny if he said “there’s a missing chair. Why?”

  • @yallRweirdAF
    @yallRweirdAF Месяц назад

    I’m so glad the safety of our nation is in such good hands

  • @jasonmoore8961
    @jasonmoore8961 8 дней назад

    They can't even get it together correctly, ain't nobody OnPoint 🤭

  • @synysterdax1593
    @synysterdax1593 2 года назад +2679

    The way blonde pushed the brunette chick off the chair has me dead. Truly a “survival of the fittest” moment lmao

    • @nigus.
      @nigus. 2 года назад +26

      but that's just for our entertainment, if something happens they are in first line, so calling her a chick is quite disrespectful, isn't it?
      Edit: Was it that difficult to explain me, how english slangs work? Why people have to be mean, I just didn't want to insult a woman. It was misunderstanding.

    • @sipotitot9781
      @sipotitot9781 2 года назад +54

      @@nigus. shut up

    • @nigus.
      @nigus. 2 года назад +16

      lmao these days person can't be even serious for 5 minutes, or he's getting cancelled.

    • @notar5148
      @notar5148 2 года назад +3

      @@nigus. ong

    • @lk8300
      @lk8300 2 года назад +3

      Emma and her three Moms

  • @hoysebebetv4406
    @hoysebebetv4406 2 года назад +3431

    The flight chief is worst than Michael Myers and Jason put together… Took him 15 minutes to walk 15 feet

  • @Canyouhereit
    @Canyouhereit 2 месяца назад

    at least somebody was watching, and she didn't leave them hanging team work

  • @river494
    @river494 6 месяцев назад +123

    I’m in the navy sea cadets and even I can relate to this 😂 especially with a class full of like 10-18 year olds 💀

    • @waabalabadubdub
      @waabalabadubdub 6 месяцев назад +2

      hey same which unit were u in...!?

    • @river494
      @river494 6 месяцев назад +4

      @@waabalabadubdub I believe it’s the sea bees

    • @user-zt6yg2ju2g
      @user-zt6yg2ju2g 6 месяцев назад

      Wariatki do burdeli

    • @zephyrpumpkin7239
      @zephyrpumpkin7239 6 месяцев назад

      ​Ayyy i was also in a seabea battalion​@river494

    • @user-qv2bf9tq7q
      @user-qv2bf9tq7q 5 месяцев назад +2

      ❤❤😂😂

  • @AiR1DaN
    @AiR1DaN 2 года назад +1167

    When I was deployed, I needed a ride to the flight line to turn some gear in and got to hang out with Security Forces at their ECP while I waited for someone to come pick me back up. There was a blue truck coming, one of the dudes said OH SHIT FLIGHT CHIEF, opened their door, said Flight Chief is coming! And everybody was scrambling to put their gear on and throw away their DFAC trash. Funny how accurate this is

  • @alandeverduim2341
    @alandeverduim2341 3 года назад +2605

    He sit in his car for some time to give them time to get their act together because he was once also like them lol

  • @Rollyman
    @Rollyman 11 дней назад

    Navy Sailor:......Wazzup Chief!!😁

  • @bzipoli
    @bzipoli 6 месяцев назад

    the way she just fkin drops the other one on the floor just kills me

  • @RratRemi
    @RratRemi 3 года назад +423

    and that is why you don't take your gear off. if you're gunna do it right, just unstrap the sides, and when flight chief comes, then all you have to do is put the side parts back in.

    • @interactivewrld1995
      @interactivewrld1995 3 года назад +25

      Or just learn to put it on faster.

    • @RratRemi
      @RratRemi 3 года назад +35

      @@interactivewrld1995 i found a lot of airman sucks at that, and the many airman who dont let their postmates know FC is comin. Its safer to just relax but hot take off: 6 years of exp, and being the highest ranking SrA for my element is where all my info comes from

    • @livingstonxiii
      @livingstonxiii 3 года назад +31

      @@RratRemi highest ranking SrA has me weak LMAO

    • @dovahbear0
      @dovahbear0 3 года назад +22

      @@RratRemi e4 mafia. But ya I definitely always told the fish if they wanted to slack off there was a right way and a wrong way to do it.

    • @interactivewrld1995
      @interactivewrld1995 3 года назад +7

      @@RratRemi Generally your notified where I am that leadership is coming and you just make sure to have the gear on before they get there, otherwise yeah it would be the IEC checking IDs who notifies everyone else if your posted at gate. Either way if you had any cadre like we did they made us do gear drills throughout training making us fully gear down then gear up in under 2 minutes to include elbow pads, knee pads, vest, helmet, gloves, weapons while still maintaining positive control so not letting them touch the ground, sometimes rucks, and what ever other gear we had.

  • @jeffreyb6165
    @jeffreyb6165 2 года назад +480

    Anyone notice he pulls up right in front of the building yet it shows him walking the equivalent of a city block before he makes it to the door?

    • @dwaynestauffer9132
      @dwaynestauffer9132 2 года назад +12

      Yup!😁

    • @devd_rx
      @devd_rx 2 года назад +17

      He had to park it somewhere little further

    • @sa2018
      @sa2018 2 года назад +4

      Air Force PT test won’t make anyone fit.

    • @jonathancerda794
      @jonathancerda794 2 года назад +1

      Where does it show him parking in front? Lol

    • @fadex-pubgmobile6507
      @fadex-pubgmobile6507 2 года назад +6

      That’s a huge part of the whole joke, buddy. Lol

  • @johnnyfamous
    @johnnyfamous 2 месяца назад

    Calling chair force 'troops' is adorable

  • @keziahsumido
    @keziahsumido 5 месяцев назад

    the way he throw like the paper red 😂

  • @peteremig6244
    @peteremig6244 2 года назад +1756

    Every Flight Chief summed-up perfectly: Lots of mags. No weapon...

  • @ciri151
    @ciri151 2 года назад +3489

    This would've never happened if they had a gaming chair.

  • @jessebuff7958
    @jessebuff7958 3 месяца назад

    Ok, so barbie joined the German army😂😂

  • @thatguy6214
    @thatguy6214 2 года назад +2364

    The struggling to pick up chair then it falling apart as it cuts to him walking over had me dying

    • @madhousebaby
      @madhousebaby 2 года назад +10

      You dying 🤣 fat chance 😳

    • @thatguy6214
      @thatguy6214 2 года назад +36

      The little comments from the personnel during that moment were funny asf too. "Pick up the chair pick up the chair!" "Oh shit!" "Oh shit"

    • @Mercury3312
      @Mercury3312 2 года назад +5

      @@thatguy6214 that shit had me rooollling 😂

    • @magnagermania9311
      @magnagermania9311 2 года назад +6

      If she isn't strong enough to pick up a goddamn chair she has no place in the military, I thought the us army was supposed to be strong

    • @wearethewearethewearethhe
      @wearethewearethewearethhe 2 года назад +14

      After it fell I immediately realized she was trying to get it to fall out for the skit. They probably knew that happened with the chair and decided to use it in the skit. Then, during filming, she had to struggle a bit to get it to fall out. I’m sure they knew it fell out easily and the filming just didn’t go exactly as planned. Still okay enough where it’s not too noticeable.

  • @alipruitt394
    @alipruitt394 Год назад +2993

    Famous last words from a senior ranked NCO: “Do me a favor” 😢

    • @Speakerboxers
      @Speakerboxers Год назад

      “Unfuck yourself!”

    • @gtitboij2586
      @gtitboij2586 Год назад +23

      Even worse ...do me a favor hooah...

    • @desertsoldier41
      @desertsoldier41 Год назад +41

      Combine that with "We need volunteers" and a knife hand.

    • @gtitboij2586
      @gtitboij2586 Год назад +6

      @@desertsoldier41
      Oh no , the next statement coming out his mouth is " front leaning rest position, MOVE ! " ...the time for volunteering is OVER...lol

    • @Ali_66003
      @Ali_66003 Год назад

      ​@@gtitboij2586 چ

  • @user-vx3hp9gj7b
    @user-vx3hp9gj7b 5 месяцев назад +1

    She full hardly 😂

  • @jimandcathybuckman
    @jimandcathybuckman 4 месяца назад

    Flight Chief needs to find his razor

  • @Monarch2424
    @Monarch2424 2 года назад +884

    Chief: you know I saw you through the windows right

    • @adambradley4945
      @adambradley4945 2 года назад +34

      Brilliant! If they knew too, that he knew but did nothing, that builds a tight team with humour
      "like i told you last time chief, it wont happen again"! 😂

    • @Kell_01234
      @Kell_01234 2 года назад +2

      Its the milatary, they have tint kn all windows?

    • @chocolatecoco5712
      @chocolatecoco5712 2 года назад

      😅🤣😂

    • @websitelaunchcourse4061
      @websitelaunchcourse4061 2 года назад

      😂😂😂😂 you all ready know.

    • @rajikage3098
      @rajikage3098 2 года назад

      😂😂😂😂😭😭

  • @JustCallMeBo1
    @JustCallMeBo1 2 года назад +678

    *This gives me major "Pops just pulled into the driveway and I forgot to do my chores and take the chicken out of the freezer" vibes* 😂

    • @t.r.luxx1311
      @t.r.luxx1311 2 года назад +16

      I don't know why the first time I read this I thought it said "I forgot to do my chicken and take my chores out of the freezer" 🤣

    • @mainhoondon21
      @mainhoondon21 2 года назад +2

      @@t.r.luxx1311 😂😂

    • @HP-jp4hh
      @HP-jp4hh 2 года назад +3

      @@t.r.luxx1311 that’s usually how it gets scrambled in your brain too lol

    • @WealthyThomas
      @WealthyThomas 2 года назад

      U 2?

    • @rollsroyce2627
      @rollsroyce2627 2 года назад

      Lol..almost..in my house if the chores weren't already done when dad came home we were in deep ish..🤣🤣🤣

  • @VictorRega
    @VictorRega 2 месяца назад

    We’re doomed… she couldn’t even pick up the chair 😞

  • @donovannotmyname7306
    @donovannotmyname7306 3 месяца назад

    The M9 got some seasoning on it

  • @Karpiel73
    @Karpiel73 3 года назад +2908

    The alarm in the background of flight chief clips is lowkey hilarious.

    • @rymds1102
      @rymds1102 3 года назад +13

      Yall should all be discharged. Wheres the discipline

    • @brianjungen4059
      @brianjungen4059 3 года назад +85

      @@rymds1102 you're allowed to have fun in the military. It's been happening for centuries.

    • @Iceman713
      @Iceman713 3 года назад +24

      @@rymds1102 bet you never even served snowflake

    • @templesnack
      @templesnack 3 года назад +50

      @@rymds1102 lmao jesus christ bro they are PEOPLE. Nobody on the planet is 100% disciplined all the time, and if they are they are extremely miserable people. Ever heard of the term morale before?

    • @thermonuclear8335
      @thermonuclear8335 3 года назад +7

      @@rymds1102 and you should get your ass beat. You have no humor lol

  • @speedmaster001
    @speedmaster001 3 года назад +698

    This is where “chair force” came from.

    • @zavierbacote550
      @zavierbacote550 3 года назад +7

      😂😂😐😐

    • @Sigil_57
      @Sigil_57 3 года назад +13

      I'm sure MAAs and MPs are the same way lmao

    • @bradgaines5091
      @bradgaines5091 3 года назад +13

      @@Sigil_57 can personally attest to this.
      Until one senior chief got a bug up his ass about it and had the chairs removed. Luckily by then I was one of the few dispatch qualified, and spent most of the time at the dispatch desk or in a vehicle.

    • @heathenamerican8149
      @heathenamerican8149 2 года назад +8

      We get issued folding chairs in basic and tech school. When we make E-4 is when we get a padded seat and E-5 on up we get the ones that recline and roll around.

    • @soccerkiller3
      @soccerkiller3 2 года назад +1

      @@heathenamerican8149 not true in the slightest. Must have been personnel

  • @rcruz1983
    @rcruz1983 Месяц назад

    Reminds me of 3 ninjas. Lmfao. The movie. Scramble!!! Lol

  • @rhkent1965
    @rhkent1965 3 месяца назад +4

    Chair Force baby! Proud USAF vet 1984-1996

  • @dschulz5647
    @dschulz5647 2 года назад +816

    I feel the chair falling apart was actually unedited. This made it all the more wholesome. Hahaha

    • @burner5673
      @burner5673 2 года назад +2

      @stealth592 right

    • @MrJojomanhb
      @MrJojomanhb 2 года назад

      I have chairs like this when I did security and they fell apart that easy

    • @christhut8140
      @christhut8140 2 года назад +4

      Umm, no. She definitely picked it up in the air and let it fall on purpose 🤦🏻‍♂️

    • @hardstyle971
      @hardstyle971 2 года назад +1

      How badly Do you want to fuck up picking up a chair?
      This girl: Yes

    • @pointless132
      @pointless132 2 года назад +2

      @@christhut8140 it looked like one of the wheels got caught onto her clothing so it was just stuck in the air. But who knows

  • @nbhoodieguy3615
    @nbhoodieguy3615 Год назад +3846

    That chair really is “military grade”

    • @PlayshotKalo
      @PlayshotKalo Год назад +105

      Facts lol. Mass produced and made to meet minimum requirements at the cheapest expense

    • @richardlew3667
      @richardlew3667 Год назад +21

      Just like their computers.

    • @hudsondonnell444
      @hudsondonnell444 Год назад +13

      Chair Force grade!

    • @Rainmotorsports
      @Rainmotorsports Год назад +13

      Whats funny is this is why 4 legs were ditched. Seen that exact chair at an agency recently in both 4 and 5 leg versions and the consultant was shocked the 4 leg variants were still there due to liability.

    • @zerekneterval
      @zerekneterval Год назад +2

      ​@༺Ashera༻ poop droopy my phone is broken and im only leaving this comment to see what the last guy said about chairs

  • @ShagunPriya66
    @ShagunPriya66 4 месяца назад

    She literally fell off the chair 😂😂😂😂

  • @lizethsalgado3663
    @lizethsalgado3663 4 месяца назад

    What the hell, i just saw the same video from Jason derule reaction and i scroll up and suddenly this appears

  • @maddie4325
    @maddie4325 2 года назад +519

    This is me when my mom comes home and I've only been playing video games

    • @njts6862
      @njts6862 2 года назад +22

      Defrost the meat quick

    • @emiah
      @emiah 2 года назад +1

      @@njts6862 😂

    • @njts6862
      @njts6862 2 года назад +1

      @commander TON 618 the chimkin

    • @hiphop666
      @hiphop666 2 года назад +1

      Is your mom single BTW?

    • @hanspersson8361
      @hanspersson8361 2 года назад

      Henrik

  • @nigus.
    @nigus. 2 года назад +801

    That's me when mom calls and says "I'll be home in 5 minutes"

    • @SuperRealhigh
      @SuperRealhigh 2 года назад +38

      Your mom calls?
      When i was young my Mom will enter home stealthy just to catch us in the act

    • @nigus.
      @nigus. 2 года назад +16

      @@SuperRealhigh when my mom goes somewhere, she always but ALWAYS halts in market and buys some fruits, and buys like 8 kilos of it. So she calls me to get me prepared to go down stairs and help her with the purchase.

    • @lk8300
      @lk8300 2 года назад +3

      Emma and her three moms

    • @jmccann6735
      @jmccann6735 2 года назад +13

      @@SuperRealhigh Brooo the feels, only warning I got was crunching gravel in the driveway, means I had about 90 seconds to turn everything off and put all the shit away 🤣

    • @rimamandal9617
      @rimamandal9617 2 года назад +1

      @@SuperRealhigh so true

  • @Dorian-wi4lp
    @Dorian-wi4lp 5 месяцев назад +7

    And that why he waits a little bit... To give you time to straighen your shit!

  • @ezix3753
    @ezix3753 Месяц назад

    He looks like the rock when he was young

  • @fuffoon
    @fuffoon 10 месяцев назад +315

    The most realistic military documentary ever. 👏

    • @marijapopov1485
      @marijapopov1485 10 месяцев назад

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Bayu20202
      @Bayu20202 10 месяцев назад

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @lprosa
      @lprosa 10 месяцев назад

      ... they just forgot the first thing you do in a presence of a superior officer...the salute...

    • @ivonnemunoztorres2370
      @ivonnemunoztorres2370 10 месяцев назад

      Es mejor estar listo

  • @masterchief9177
    @masterchief9177 3 года назад +1344

    Our "GUYS TEACHER IS COMING" instincts carried over from our School life into the military, helps us really well in times like these.

  • @thomasfx3190
    @thomasfx3190 3 месяца назад

    The E4 SECFO mafia hard at work!

  • @tauvalefala6252
    @tauvalefala6252 2 года назад +2128

    Me and my siblings trying to clean the house when mum calls and says, “I’m on my way home”

    • @uosefhald9893
      @uosefhald9893 2 года назад +7

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    • @uosefhald9893
      @uosefhald9893 2 года назад +1

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    • @uosefhald9893
      @uosefhald9893 2 года назад +1

      S

    • @uosefhald9893
      @uosefhald9893 2 года назад +1

      بصمه الايد بصمه الايد مصلى العيد مسرى العيد مسرى العيد مسرى العيد مسرى العيد

    • @uosefhald9893
      @uosefhald9893 2 года назад +3

      😗😊😘😗😉😥

  • @SamuraiKameron
    @SamuraiKameron 2 года назад +915

    The chair was scared he was comin to, so he just fell apart😂

  • @Aspiration321
    @Aspiration321 4 дня назад

    This made me laugh so hard

  • @Mckennacorbin
    @Mckennacorbin 2 месяца назад

    They broke the chair!!😂😂😂

  • @raejeanlucero6741
    @raejeanlucero6741 2 года назад +907

    That "let's go outside real quick" brought back some horrible memories 😅 that statement means they either knew something before or you did something wrong and got busted. I hope these soldiers were drinking water in their down time lol

    • @callmeq5067
      @callmeq5067 2 года назад +22

      Bout to get smoked!!!! Lol beat your face!

    • @BowTie4life100
      @BowTie4life100 2 года назад +5

      They need to get there fuckin hair back in regs. Garbage 🗑

    • @amberlee795
      @amberlee795 2 года назад +7

      @@BowTie4life100 I think the Army just passed new regs about allowing ponytails? Idk what the new specifics are about it tho, I’m just a salty seaman

    • @maxlaudicino7549
      @maxlaudicino7549 2 года назад

      .

    • @maxlaudicino7549
      @maxlaudicino7549 2 года назад +1

      .

  • @ShawnPitman
    @ShawnPitman 2 года назад +659

    Flight chief be like: "once I was so fake-serious that I fake-killed a man."

    • @RayWilson-dj6pf
      @RayWilson-dj6pf 8 месяцев назад

      Yeah you're right I'm so happy talking to you today I hope you reply back and I hope you're okay over there

    • @RayWilson-dj6pf
      @RayWilson-dj6pf 8 месяцев назад

      🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹

    • @user-zu1th5ne9f
      @user-zu1th5ne9f 5 месяцев назад

      ققو فتڤفف​@@RayWilson-dj6pf

  • @JadenMongoZe
    @JadenMongoZe Месяц назад

    He said surprise inspection🎉

  • @760Miramar
    @760Miramar 4 месяца назад +4

    I had a similar situation, but we got busted.
    12th grade. Our Govt teacher said we dont get HW the whole semester if we finish in class work.
    She had a parent teacher meeting one day and left us with a sub and the HW. Everyone except me was playing games and the girls doing makeup and hair. Im just antisocial with them. The teacher walked in to grab something from the desk but was surprised to see everyone being wild.

    • @760Miramar
      @760Miramar 4 месяца назад

      Then she punished everyone except me. The punishment was HW the rest of the semester, and i didn't get any. I was all happy about it!
      Once, one of her sophomores brought vodka in a thermous, then passed out. and someone called 911 for medical attention.

  • @ghostboy_0taku460
    @ghostboy_0taku460 3 года назад +392

    FC: “shit, gotta walk slow again”. Everyone else: “AHHH HURRY UP PUT ON UR VEST”

    • @Pahrump
      @Pahrump 2 года назад +1

      I think some of them should talk to their first sergeant about keto.

    • @annamirzoyan6377
      @annamirzoyan6377 5 месяцев назад

      😂😂😂😂

  • @cameronmccollister1554
    @cameronmccollister1554 2 года назад +206

    When you forget to do chores and your mom is pulling up in the driveway.

    • @raf3268
      @raf3268 2 года назад +2

      YASSSSSSS 😂😙

    • @ArtisansAlchemy
      @ArtisansAlchemy 2 года назад +2

      😂😂😂

    • @chico9805
      @chico9805 2 года назад +1

      The freezer in the back can write whole statements about how many times I've ran to grab meat at the last minute

  • @alidalloul6320
    @alidalloul6320 6 месяцев назад

    😂 love it and I hope they never get caught lol

  • @ashikaji3649
    @ashikaji3649 2 года назад +1056

    This is like the exact same thing happens when a teacher enters a class😂
    Edit:Oh gawd thanks guys for these much likes😭

    • @bhadurlama2235
      @bhadurlama2235 2 года назад +10

      yes u r right🤣🤣🤣

    • @maisarah8400
      @maisarah8400 2 года назад +2

      Rlgk

    • @mraimbotjk3530
      @mraimbotjk3530 2 года назад +20

      When the teacher be leaving the class for a bit my class mates be saying the funniest stuff and when she get back I'm just dying trying not to laugh

    • @lashaynewkirt6694
      @lashaynewkirt6694 2 года назад

      111 q+isdg pou rje DC r luv xldl

    • @Zyleuss
      @Zyleuss 2 года назад +3

      But the students are faster

  • @noel-thatguykf5slk166
    @noel-thatguykf5slk166 2 года назад +390

    Flight Chief- "Relax airmen. I'm just here to use the latrine. Damn ya'll are wound tight." Then he does a post inspection after dropping a deuce.

  • @ces4399
    @ces4399 5 месяцев назад

    No wonder it’s called the “Chair Force.”

  • @RussellPutland-nu6qr
    @RussellPutland-nu6qr 6 месяцев назад

    With all the time you guys have is this the best you can come up with, I expect more from America 's finest, show me what you can really do,!
    (With all that time on your hands 8 mean)😂😂😂

  • @cautiousbastard
    @cautiousbastard 3 года назад +198

    Didn't even know these were the "dirt bag airman fall asleep" guys until i went back. Just stumbled into a gold mine here

  • @tauaeseesefiso2435
    @tauaeseesefiso2435 2 года назад +2212

    The way he said "OH SHIT" when the bottom of the chair fell🤣

  • @TrueHearted78
    @TrueHearted78 Месяц назад +1

    This is what our Tax Dollars are paying for

    • @mush6681
      @mush6681 Месяц назад +1

      Thats what your tax dollars always paid for
      Let some soldiers mess around will ya?

    • @user-wd1de9ku9w
      @user-wd1de9ku9w 5 дней назад

      Haha, if you didn't know, the military are humans

  • @Qasimhussain379
    @Qasimhussain379 3 месяца назад +4

    she was so dramatic 😂😂😂😂

  • @militarymoments
    @militarymoments Год назад +533

    The slow walk is to fix yourself 😂

    • @Cylitrix
      @Cylitrix Год назад +2

      Imagine if he sprinted. Lul

  • @SenpaiiiMalphas
    @SenpaiiiMalphas 2 года назад +1744

    That “OH SH!T” hit different different 💀I’m rollin

  • @Phatcockdieselhuffer
    @Phatcockdieselhuffer 2 месяца назад

    They pretend to pay us we pretend to work

  • @OriginalSniperLol
    @OriginalSniperLol 3 месяца назад

    lmao oh nah the broken chair

  • @marcus11619
    @marcus11619 2 года назад +279

    The struggle with that chair was real

  • @rainey490
    @rainey490 2 года назад +381

    The fact they can't even handle the chair has me dead! 😂😂😂

  • @SoFilthy
    @SoFilthy 3 месяца назад +1

    Bunch of children who never been in the field.

  • @user-rs4qk2op6b
    @user-rs4qk2op6b 3 месяца назад

    WHAT IS GOING ON IN THERE 😂😂😂

  • @Lukeewill
    @Lukeewill 4 месяца назад +11

    The fact this one yt short almost got a billion views is wild asf

  • @princesscarmenn
    @princesscarmenn Год назад +509

    When he almost slipped had me laughing so hard and I rolled on the floor

  • @Jimane_Draws
    @Jimane_Draws 2 года назад +193

    Me who has no military experience:
    *ahaha so relateable*

    • @donnellm5435
      @donnellm5435 2 года назад +6

      I mean it’s relatable to anyone who works in an environment with strict bosses 😂

    • @mufcninja87
      @mufcninja87 2 года назад +9

      Think of it as you found out your mom is going to be home in five minutes and you didn't do anything that she asked you to do.

    • @donnellm5435
      @donnellm5435 2 года назад

      @@mufcninja87 this 😂

    • @evansthegoofball5383
      @evansthegoofball5383 2 года назад

      @@mufcninja87 you can just go to sleep wake up and tell her you were in a comma

    • @user-te3nk6ys7e
      @user-te3nk6ys7e Месяц назад

      ยียนวลลอออรรคเทีรสจะหาารถีานสสสาาา่่้รนะรนนนรา่้เสาาาร่้้่าสสสสา่สน
      ดูอีก❤

  • @Dashawn.B
    @Dashawn.B 3 месяца назад +18

    The military has the best American women.

  • @dougboal7620
    @dougboal7620 Месяц назад

    Pony tails! Tell me it ain't so Joe!

  • @swaviator9623
    @swaviator9623 3 года назад +199

    When your mom’s almost home but you didn’t defrost the chicken

    • @georgemichaels2325
      @georgemichaels2325 2 года назад +18

      When Dad comes home at midnight and you forgot to take out the trash.

    • @WOLF-ji6fc
      @WOLF-ji6fc 2 года назад

      @@georgemichaels2325 facts

    • @QualityEJC
      @QualityEJC 2 года назад

      When it's the 4th of July and you can't get the grill started.

  • @ericablythers2563
    @ericablythers2563 2 года назад +300

    The fight with the chair was everything. 😂😂😂😂

  • @FSportJess
    @FSportJess 5 месяцев назад

    Six mags for security 🤣

  • @zaheeramohamed9388
    @zaheeramohamed9388 4 месяца назад

    Pic me and my friends after the teachers are coming back from meeting 😂😂

  • @kennethsouthard6042
    @kennethsouthard6042 3 года назад +95

    Wow! The Air Force still has those same chairs like the one that broke. I was in from 83 - 87 and I thought they were 70s holdovers then.

    • @guardrailbiter
      @guardrailbiter 2 года назад +10

      If it ain't broke, don't fix it.
      If it is broke, the requisition process for replacements will take seven to ten years.
      😜

    • @kennethsouthard6042
      @kennethsouthard6042 2 года назад +8

      @@guardrailbiter Well this one broke and it looks like the requisition process must take 50 years.

    • @yungdisney
      @yungdisney 2 года назад

      if the people who ran the government spent money accomodating to the working class they would probably still be rich but they wouldnt be as rich

  • @zanderstone2898
    @zanderstone2898 2 года назад +558

    This is why we NEED Colonel Jessup on that wall and...for him to order "Code Reds!"
    Otherwise you end up with these...

  • @demetriousalex3099
    @demetriousalex3099 Месяц назад

    Fc was the same height when he got out the vehicle