@@DartLuke Theoretically Muslims and Christians have same exact rules for multiple wives. Westerners just evolved socially to left all that behind. But religion wise, even Christians can have multiple wives
Анатолий False, the Bible preaches for a union under God between ONE man and ONE woman. Canonic Law for the Catholic Church forbids Polygamy and the Holy Orthodox Churches of the East follow the Council of Nicaea/Edict of Thessaloniki in which Polygamy was forbidden. The confusion stems from the Old Testament, but believe me Polygamy (having multiple wives) is not possible in Christianity. Under Islam, if one was to take multiple wives, he must be able to care of them and their children that they will bear. Polygamy is normal for middle to upper class muslims in the Middle East, however it is not the norm. Most Muslims will only have 1 wife, maybe 2 at best. Not trying to debate you, just stating facts.
I like how they made Rob have his mouth full so he doesn't have to repeat the numbers because he (obviously) couldn't pronounce them correctly. That is a smart thing, by the way.
And somehow no one was offended that he essentially did blackface. Everybody was focussed on Robert Downey doing blackface in Tropic Thunder 3 months later
basically how palestines talk shop. Even when they are completely dependent on Evil kafirs, they talk so big. They literally owe their existence to bleeding heart idiots who overlook their crimes against humanity.
The reason Zohan is so beloved is that it is fundamentally good natured. The film is full of good will towards Jews and Arabs. It of course comes from a Jewish American perspective and that does slant certain aspects of tone, but it takes subject matter that could be really mean spirited and executes it flawlessly. I think films like this do more to give people a sympathetic view of Palestinians, Arabs, Jews, etc. than many give credit.
It also begins with a bafflingly nuanced debate, which you don't expect from an Adam Sandler movie. "That's true! My ancestors never stepped foot here!"
Yeah just because these guy maybe be born in the Middle East and Israel doesn’t mean they all hate each other. Also I think people are misleading saying the Jewish killed Jesus but was really the Romans, so basically they used the Jewish as escape goats. And I never tried Arab or Israeli food. What are they like anyway? Lastly we see enough bad stuff of both countries on the news, why not show the best of both countries? I swear the media needs a reality check.
Asks for the area code to Amman. Besides it being 300 digits,call goes straight to Muchentuchen....and then it gets weirder. But for real,Schneider is worthy of serious awards for this,those reactions,no dialog,its just perfect.
@@RUclipsr-nh1xx I want a raise No How about an extra week of payed vacation?! No I get payed lunch at work No I get to work from home on Fridays Ok once in a while with reason Hahaha Saleem!!
So let me get this straight!!!! He gets a long area code to a place he couldn’t find, to talk to a guy he couldn’t find and then, sends the guy a picture on his mobile number. Meaning he had his number all along????
In Arab countries when you use a landline you have to use a calling card.....& and phantom won't answer his phone unless you call him on his landline with a calling card and then he will talk to you on cell if he says
@@basicsforlife6301 that actually makes sense! He has them call his landline so they pay for the call, and if he thinks the discussion is important enough or if he needs privacy from his wives, he accepts the charges on his cell phone. I could have happily lived my life not knowing this, but I’m glad I do because it made me laugh.😂😂😂😂
This wasn't the best movie, but maybe it's no accident that RUclips is now suggesting this clip. The message of this movie was one of peace. Zohan (played by Sandler, who is Jewish) was an Israeli commando who moves to NY and falls in love with a Palestinian hair stylist, and in the end they marry. Sure, this movie is even crazier now than when it came out n 2008. But hopefully one day, this movie won't be so crazy. Peace to all.
The way he recites numbers where the first digits are said clearly and slowly, while the last few digits are said at the speed of sound is so accurate.
Gotta love the fact that Phantom was a bit nervous when Zalim threatened him to tell, but a soon as he realized that Zalim didn't had any knowledge in extortion negotiation he straight up denied every request.
RUclips algorithm has a funny sense of humour 😂😂
😂
I don't think they are answering the Hezbollah hotline these days... or answer their pagers for that matter.
ᵦₑₑₚ beep ᵇᵉᵉᵖ "We're sorry. Your call cannot be completed as dialed. Our headquarters was recently annihilated by an F-35."
ikr
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
RUclips randomly recommending this now
Same lol
FYI, Google founders are jews😂😂😂✌
😂😂 James Bond vs Muslim flintstones
Ya the little hat people have been manufacturing an enemy for years. That is how they get the general population to side with them.
"randomly"
At least they didn't use pagers....
Hezbollah bought their pagers from the “Going out of Business” store. 😂
That's fuc*** up lol
@@edoboleyn They got a good deal for Sony Guts pagers $400 dollars! but the ad said $300.....
Wahad wahad😂😂😂😂
The Grim Beeper strikes again!😂😂
For pager repairs, press 5.
ROFL
😂😂😂
OMFG! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
😁
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I can watch it a 1000 times and won't get bored.... what a scene!
Facts
@@boredcube Yeh kaisa nam hua
now?
Free yogurt and one pee pee touch?
I see this as an absolute win
Free yogurt within reason.
I would take 3 wives
*n o*
I feel sorry for him if I was him I will have so I get 5% of the shop or if he still says no I get 30% tip
That’s cause it is a absolute win
What I am impressed by is the fact that he actually remembers some 20 odd numbered area code of some random place.
G T me being from Syria, we didn’t have anything to save numbers like today, it was only our brain.
@@Crg_eli yes but they aren't calling Syria, they are calling Palestine
So he remembers area code of a random place in a different country XD
I thought it was lebanon
Its prolly Jordan
Well he remembers it so well because in downtown you get the hottest pucci baba
I can't Imagine the wife and daughter being there the whole time while he was negotiating with Phantom
Jeff Fassbender he is Muslim, so it is ok to have several wifes
No, I think they appeared after he hung up.
"Dad's being silly with his friends again"
@@DartLuke Theoretically Muslims and Christians have same exact rules for multiple wives. Westerners just evolved socially to left all that behind. But religion wise, even Christians can have multiple wives
Анатолий False, the Bible preaches for a union under God between ONE man and ONE woman. Canonic Law for the Catholic Church forbids Polygamy and the Holy Orthodox Churches of the East follow the Council of Nicaea/Edict of Thessaloniki in which Polygamy was forbidden. The confusion stems from the Old Testament, but believe me Polygamy (having multiple wives) is not possible in Christianity.
Under Islam, if one was to take multiple wives, he must be able to care of them and their children that they will bear. Polygamy is normal for middle to upper class muslims in the Middle East, however it is not the norm. Most Muslims will only have 1 wife, maybe 2 at best.
Not trying to debate you, just stating facts.
The algorithm forgot this is a movie scene not an actual event after Nasrallah’s death.
I don't know wtf did I just watch, but I got this recommended after Hassan Nasrallah's death - YT's algorithm is cut throat funny😅
Lebanon is getting invaded right now.
@@josephjagusah8668They fired rockets into Israel.
@@josephjagusah8668 Cool.
@@josephjagusah8668Good.
@@mikeoxlong3676
And Israel retaliated by... Killing children, typical
I like how they made Rob have his mouth full so he doesn't have to repeat the numbers because he (obviously) couldn't pronounce them correctly. That is a smart thing, by the way.
That number is too long 😂😂😂 and Rob played off that role so good he actually looks Arabic
He’s half Jewish and Jews are basically middle eastern
Hes half Filipino
He Looks Mexican lol
And somehow no one was offended that he essentially did blackface. Everybody was focussed on Robert Downey doing blackface in Tropic Thunder 3 months later
Tony Mancini Robert Downey Jr didn’t do blackface. His character did blackface 😂
I can't stop laughing. Spends all that time dialing that long number and ends up having the Phantom on speed dial 🤣
😂
I guess they had to contact him thru landline to let him know before texting his personal 🤣🤣🤣
This movie aged great
LOL
I’ve just noticed the guy who doesn’t talk much is the guy Ironman grabs through a wall
Damn ....... terrorists everywhere ....
Great call...Was trying to place him
Nice!! I knew he was familiar 🤣
Haha when one terrorist origination doesnt work move to next one
Both films came out the same year too...
The funniest part was when he had all the leverage but let Phantom talk him down.
He at least got 3 "yes'" lol
😂😂😂😂😂
basically how palestines talk shop. Even when they are completely dependent on Evil kafirs, they talk so big. They literally owe their existence to bleeding heart idiots who overlook their crimes against humanity.
arabs are vicious hagglers
The reason Zohan is so beloved is that it is fundamentally good natured. The film is full of good will towards Jews and Arabs. It of course comes from a Jewish American perspective and that does slant certain aspects of tone, but it takes subject matter that could be really mean spirited and executes it flawlessly. I think films like this do more to give people a sympathetic view of Palestinians, Arabs, Jews, etc. than many give credit.
It also begins with a bafflingly nuanced debate, which you don't expect from an Adam Sandler movie. "That's true! My ancestors never stepped foot here!"
So like Blazing Saddles?
this film insult arabs and glorify those child killers
@reda did you even watch the movie dude?
Yeah just because these guy maybe be born in the Middle East and Israel doesn’t mean they all hate each other.
Also I think people are misleading saying the Jewish killed Jesus but was really the Romans, so basically they used the Jewish as escape goats.
And I never tried Arab or Israeli food. What are they like anyway?
Lastly we see enough bad stuff of both countries on the news, why not show the best of both countries? I swear the media needs a reality check.
RUclips algorithm has a truly dark sense of humour and I am loving it 😂
This is how you make a comedy movie. Absolutely brilliant
Именно
The wife and kids' expression at the end. 💀💀💀
Speech increased to 2
Just for this comment i love you
I love how he basically gave him a new idea and didn't profit from it 🤣🤣🤣
you got IG?
Anyone know who played his daughter's role ?
@@papuza. bruh wtf is wrong with u sicko
@@da_bachelor no I dont
@@da_bachelor The actor is 46 how is that sick. If anything you are the sicko you asked for a random girls IG thats super creepy.
This is literally one of my favorite scenes of all time. I never don’t laugh
Asks for the area code to Amman. Besides it being 300 digits,call goes straight to Muchentuchen....and then it gets weirder. But for real,Schneider is worthy of serious awards for this,those reactions,no dialog,its just perfect.
He's brilliant
Nah he's overrated
@@juancarlosrivera5689You’re here though.
Me negotiating a day off with my boss and ending up only leaving like an hour early
Like I want the week off
No
How bout the weekend?
No
I leave an hour early today
Okay
@@RUclipsr-nh1xx I want a raise
No
How about an extra week of payed vacation?!
No
I get payed lunch at work
No
I get to work from home on Fridays
Ok once in a while with reason
Hahaha Saleem!!
@@jakep1979 lol
@@RUclipsr-nh1xx I also want extra breaks
No
I get 1 extra break
No
I get 1 free pizza
No
I get 1 free toast from the break room
Okay, within reason
Did you ask?
For one pee pee touch
Lol anyone who's ever had to make international calls understands the struggle the amount of numbers you have to dial Ahahaha classic
Howlsengal I’ve read Allaha classic 🤣
I worked in the middle east for 5 years and I cam understand their numerals
011453550077634561407345
Anyone know who played his daughter's role ?
But after all that he had his mobile contact to send a picture of the Zohan lol
One pee pee touch.....that line has been living in my head rent free since 2008
Getting this recommended now is crazy
Why?
I got it today 😂😂
RUclips sure has a sick sense of humor to suggest this.
You can say that again
Personally I love it
Hilarious 😂
So let me get this straight!!!!
He gets a long area code to a place he couldn’t find, to talk to a guy he couldn’t find and then, sends the guy a picture on his mobile number. Meaning he had his number all along????
Yup
In Arab countries when you use a landline you have to use a calling card.....& and phantom won't answer his phone unless you call him on his landline with a calling card and then he will talk to you on cell if he says
Pretty much lol
@@basicsforlife6301 that actually makes sense! He has them call his landline so they pay for the call, and if he thinks the discussion is important enough or if he needs privacy from his wives, he accepts the charges on his cell phone. I could have happily lived my life not knowing this, but I’m glad I do because it made me laugh.😂😂😂😂
you have already thought too much about this plot
1:54 to 2:40 the art of the deal lol
How to negotiate like a pro.
Yeah.. Salim nailed it..
🤣
Phantom and salim😂😂😂
all the actors in this movie played their part beautifully what a hilarious movie I wish they still mad good movies like this
Nasrallah can’t answer the phone anymore 🤭
Rob is so underrated... He's so hilarious
The hype for a pee pee touch
Dude, he is married, as a formerly married man believe me it's a good deal.
What’s a pee pee touch?
Bim she choaks your snake
Worst negotiator😂
what is a pee pee touch?
This movie was before it's time
So this dude basiclly gets free yoghurt and one pee pee touch... well that brings absolutly nothing.
Look at you figuring out what's funny about it.
Free yogurt with a good reason
Andre Klinge that's life goals
That's a pretty good outcome for negotiating with a terrorist
by pee pee touch did they mean a handjob or straight up just a touch
This aged well 😂😂😂😅😅😅
this is one of the best scenes in the history of television
this is a movie, dipshit
This came out my senior year of high school. I feel old now.
okayy so he had Phantom's number in his cell the whole time?
ikr xD
The Gaming Maniac
Please don't look for logic in an Adam Sandler film.
If they left every single scene in the movie before releasing it we wouldn't have deleted scenes and we would have 3-5 hour long movies
011453550077634561407345 this is what he dialled
Are you really looking for LOGIC?
RUclips algorithm knows the times😂
The wife staring and judging is hilarious.
I have to say this is probably one of Rob best roles
The fact this got recommended is really funny.
Master of negotiation.
RUclips is literally providing WEIRD algorithms lately
I guess its even more weird now , considering they won't be using phones or any electronics for a long time
You Don’t Mess with Zohan is a Gem potential sequel
Yep.. put this in the "You can't make this movie today (2024)" category...
Who else is watching this today😂
*No joke this is legendary scene*
Giving rob schneider a full mouth to avoid him learning Arabic is a master stroke !
Rob Schnider is hilarious
I've never heard another person say that
KAMEHAMEHA said no one ever!! 😂😂
I think he is a very funny guy when giving the right script and the right role.
@@aquarius4884 I just mean how often do you hear people bring that up idk it just sounded funny to me
KAMEHAMEHA hes a comic genius. He’s hysterical in every sandler movie, snl, and his stand up is funny also.
This wasn't the best movie, but maybe it's no accident that RUclips is now suggesting this clip. The message of this movie was one of peace. Zohan (played by Sandler, who is Jewish) was an Israeli commando who moves to NY and falls in love with a Palestinian hair stylist, and in the end they marry. Sure, this movie is even crazier now than when it came out n 2008. But hopefully one day, this movie won't be so crazy. Peace to all.
Worse time to get this recommended 😅
The free yogurt within reason got me😂
Rob Schneider is a genius. he could act any character.
Is he good at math?
I just noticed he spends all that time finding out what restaurant phantom is at but automatically has his cell number to send him the picture LOL
Ok I will watch the Zohan again and pretend the humos did not fire lots of missiles yesterday.
Lol glad I’m not the only one who came back to this movie
@@JessicaGarcia-xf9wrI need to watch this again so I can form an opinion on the Israel-Palestine conflict
I still have friends that have never seen this movie shockingly.
Just how you pretend israel hasn't oppressed Palestine for decades
@officialtjtrev8910 no one gives a damn
I like how he asked how many wives and still says no haha
2:51 Lmao the reaction on the little girls face tho
@@papuza. that's his daughter ? I thought he was unmarried because he wants his wives
@@papuza. kinda creepy
@@papuza. Why?
Trying to blackmail someone but you got finessed instead 😂😂😂😂
Phantom rolled a nat 20.
Blackmailing an Assassin is not a good idea.
I'm from Amman, and the area code thing is true so it's hilarious lol
@Rouge bop so what? I know it's Jordanian. That changes nothing.
@@retroworld8090 If i understand correctly there is no Hezbollah in Jordan, they are in Lebanon
It's a restaurant chain. The Phantom comes from Lebanon but he's currently residing in Jordan.
lmao why is youtube recommending this to me rn
Because Killer Queen has already touched Hezbollah's pagers and radios.
The CC for the phone number is amazingly accurate.
😂
Everyone needs hype men in their lives like Salims 2 friends😂
RUclips algorithm has a funny sense of humour
Not accurate, the phones didn't explode!
The way he says "No" is so funny
It’s the little things. Lol.
The guy on the left somehow survived after Iron Man smashed him thru a wall and the crowd beat him ... what a beast!
The pee pee touch revived him.
And made it out of the Soul Plane as well
Oh you are wicked RUclips 😂😂
Lmao the way John Turturro said no is hilarious
This movie is criminally underrated
Weird time to get this recomended...
not really. it’s exactly WHY it got recommended
Still remember me and my friends laughing our asses off 15 years ago during the dial scene
This is the recommended video after watching all the news clips from the conflict currently going on in the world.
They need to bring this movie back into theaters and for streaming right now! Lol
Seriously... I had to laugh while thinking about this movie and felt so bad at the same time!
well this aged well
The way he recites numbers where the first digits are said clearly and slowly, while the last few digits are said at the speed of sound is so accurate.
Audience: How many Phone numbers to call Phantom
Producer: ALL OF IT.
"Sepher, whahad whahad ... arbah, hamzi, telade ... hamzi hamzi sepher sepher ... sahbah sahbah ... whahad, arbah ... sepher sahbah ... talad arbah hamzi"
Derka Derka, Mohammed Jihad!
@@NexusKin hahaha you are funny. Say you want muchen tuchen restaurants chain?
Beep Beep
KA BOOM!!!!
1:57 The way he says "Nooooooooooo"
“Okay..with in reason”
lmao
The negotiation part got me dead lmao
This is EXACTLY how my people and I act. It's totally accurate.
Watching this movie again. Praying that there can be peace on this planet, but it seems hopeless
They need to bring this movie back so everyone can see it and get along.
No.
You can have one pi pi touch thats all
2:38 when me and the boys win a warzone match
I missed this movie as a kid!
Omg I completely forgot how funny this movie was and I’m a big Adam fan
Am i the only one addicted on salem's dance at the end?
This would be never made today. Not to offend terrorists and their supporters
He had to dial like 50 digit number to call up Phatom but he sents a pic on his cellphone in an instant 😂😂😂😂
The way the Phantom says No and Okay lmao
this movie is especially funny for us arabs😂
And for me. And I'm an American🤣🤣🤣
@Srinivas Majji and for me. none of your damn business.
And for me and I'm mexican
And for me. I‘m from Germany
@Nordic Tyr not as funny as your absurd nordic mythologies , you know fake gods and stuff .
I get recommended this on September 26th, 2024 when Israel is fighting Hezbollah…
0:24
After telling Phantom of Zohan, the man on the left went on to join the Ten Rings, and helped in capturing Tony Stark
That dance in the end 🤣🤣
Gotta love the fact that Phantom was a bit nervous when Zalim threatened him to tell, but a soon as he realized that Zalim didn't had any knowledge in extortion negotiation he straight up denied every request.
No way the YT algorithm didn’t know what it was doing 😂😂😂😂😂