You Don't Mess With the Zohan (2008) - Super Agent Zohan Scene (2/10) | Movieclips
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- Опубликовано: 22 май 2017
- You Don't Mess With the Zohan: Super Agent Zohan: Zohan (Adam Sandler) takes down bad guys and confronts his arch-enemy, The Phantom (John Turturro) with ease.
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Tired of all the fighting in his country, legendary Israeli commando Zohan (Adam Sandler) fakes his own death and goes to New York, where he can fulfill his fondest dream: to become a hairstylist. Zohan's sexy way with a cut and curl makes him a hit with Manhattan's women, but when enemy Arabs spot him, Zohan has to call on his military skills if he is ever to wield scissors again.
CREDITS:
TM & © Sony (2008)
Cast: Adam Sandler, John Turturro
Director: Dennis Dugan
Screenwriters: Adam Sandler, Judd Apatow, Robert Smigel
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When you're playing the first mission but you already beat the game 8 times
profoundly underrated comment
priceless
Pretty much any playthrough of dishonored for me haha
New Game Plus
so lets go
This is still the best documentary on the Israeli-Palestine conflict
Glad I'm not the only one thinking this. Damn.
What a stupid comment.
Bro you’re so right. We need to get around this
Israel Iran actually
Only if you are brain dead
I love how they never give an explanation to any of the inhuman actions in this movie
every bollywood action movie ever
@@smoothie4014 not "every" but yeah
@@WallstreetSaiyan EVERY.
@@WallstreetSaiyan EVERY
@@WallstreetSaiyan EVERY
This is Adam Sandler's best movie to me. He doesn't try to be witty, clever or smart. He embraces the utter stupidity of cinema and it shines
@@anzaca1 but it was fun :)).
@@anzaca1 it really isn’t that deep lmao
@Luke Wilson because he is funny, people have different opinions. :)
@@anzaca1 which underage girl?
That... is basically what he always does. This is why for some he is so infuriating. He does toilet humor purposely despite being a very good actor that could do way better comedy.
the way how phantom was running upside down gets me everytime.
Cubs Popply why tf was he on the ceiling
Best scene in the whole damn movie
Angus Brown Because he’s the Phantom
Foc
Ya MANYAK
Top 10 people who can defeat Thanos even with the Infinity Gauntlet
1. Zohan
@adam moust
2.Zohan
3.Zohan
4.Zohan
5.Zohan
6.Zohan
7.Zohan
8.Zohan
9.Zohan
10.Zohan
Phantom too
Chuck Norris: Am I a joke to you?!
@@zombiehead5847 so at least 9 other people named Zohan and Zohan himself. Gotcha
Thanos: I am inevitable.
Zohan: So let's go!
The best part is the guy falling while arguing with Zohan
Funny as hell😃😃🤣🤣🤣
1:15 lmaooo
and continuing to argue immediately after!
"hey! don't walk away!"
He's built different
The way Phantom sticking on the ceiling always gets me 😂
YA MANYAK
And the running and crashing energy 😂😂😂
And I will never disappear, no one can catch PHANTOM 😂😂😂
How about him trying to put the entire Palestinian-Jewish conflict in a couple of sentences 😅
@@Dryndalor pretend his ancestors were there. Adam is an Ashkenazi.
"so let's go" was my favorite catch phrase back in high school
I still say that catchphrase til this day 😂 .... SO LETS GO
Maxi Nunez so let’s go
And it still is
I say it all the time but very few catch it 😂
This basically every bollywood action movie.
Not every...... But okay
@@anjaneyasreetrout2444 yes every Bollywood movie
@@formil___9345 I guess you have only watched the bad ones...... Or the South Indian ones......
I’d love to sit here and discuss it with you, but I’m short on time
But done better
I love the fact that both Zohan and the terrorist leader have legit super powers, like they just stepped out of a cartoon or comic.😄
this comment didnt age well
Assassins Creed: Zohan
BlazeProYT more like far cry: zohan tbh
Cygnam i guess so
Lmao
Most of the parkour (the real stuff) he did isn´t actually that hard. You can learn that stuff in a couple of months, talking from experience.
@@jirkazalabak1514 You need to be fit first.
A lot of people think this movie is cheesy, but I think this is a pretty cool action scene.
This is cheesy...
Inasakie it's hilarious
It's cheesy and hilarious
"This is cheesy"
That was what they were going for.
If you think its cheesy it just means they did their job right.
It's supposed to be cheesy.
Producer: so how powerful do you want to be?
Adam: YES
I don't get it?
dead meme
Adam Sandler was one of the two producers on this film.
Hilarious
Sandler: How about "Ashkenazi chosen one, god complex"?
Producer (aka Adam Sandler): Done.
0:32 - Ain't nobody gonna acknowledge the fact Zohan jump kicks with right leg but the guy got hit with his left?
"He's the Zohan" enough said.
He’s just that good
You might wanna take a closer look buddy because he hits the guy with this right one. It's all about perspective.
It was his right, look in .25 if you have to.
Gì thế a ơi, holy moly
1:48 he then fell outside the earth's atmosphere
Hello there
LOL nice one xD
This film was just completely nuts 😂😂
Movie...
Even the well-liked Adam Sandler movies don't do well with critics.
But funny tbh
@@edinizairi8565 film
exuse me its accualy a movie
Yes in some contrys the call it a film butt its accualy a movie
I can't wait too see Zohan with the Avengers in Infinity wars!
RIP Tanos
i bet zohan can kick every justice league 's ass
The Swag Mango even with plan, batman counld'tn win againt zohan
That would actually be pretty dope.
Do
When you complete all the side missions before the first main mission
💯
Fan fact: this is actual footage of the modern israeli and Palestinian clashes, but the media won't show this to you
This a hundred times this!
its a documentary
@ except palestina doesn't shot 100 rockets
You made my day man. Thank you 😊
True facts about the Israel Special Forces with Almog Tzabari
1:47 Even Zohan has no idea what's going on.
😂😂😂 for real
I like how he’s completely clueless about what that guy had in mind and the next thing he says is “so let’s go”
xDDDDDD...its gonna be very sad when adam dies ngl
I like how he was just chilling on the ceiling lmfao.
@@aggronomisblodgarm1478 he was wearing anti-gravity boots. Also he likes to see the world from a different perspective xD
Would sell my house to see a movie about zohan joining the avengers
where will you see it though and i better be in it
Ah
Zohan is too powerful for the avengers
What kind of property taxes and square footage do you have? I have sway in the movie industry. Also, where is it located and what is the condition?
That's your mom's house though.
dog: attempts to attack
Zohan: doesn't wound the dog
this is acceptable
Zohan vs John Wick
im pretty sure he just kicked the dog and pushed his body weight off of its brain. you can hear it whimper too lol. hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
the dog didn't bleed or die
I love how they are discussing the issue while fighting.
2:14 this guy has the reflexes of zohan
HE CAUGHT THE CARD LIKE NOTHING
That is because Zohan WANTED him to catch it.
Ionno, all of Zohan's enemies also took his attacks in stride.
One gets kicked off a wall, the companion was like, '_Meh_ , can take a hit too-**oof**'
The other one also gets kicked to the wall, not even dead after breaking that wall.
Do I have to mention THAT GUY arguing while FALLING OFF 3~4 FLOORS?! XD
They're all nuts. XD
Most probably zohan landed his card into his hand😂
lmao yeah! that was a perfect catch
1:15 talking to zohan as hes falling loll
The BoxingJoe my favorite part
Play at 2x😂😂😂
@Dhi Mancini because jews believe because they ruled once that zone is from they..... when they kick out everyone who wasnt jew and delete all trace of them until some join those deleted tribes join to recover his land... they call it palestine people
I hate the Arron settler and Jason freidberg gravity tho
My favorite part!
You know why you’re here
The only man that can bring a solution to this madness
@@majorleaguelag have both sides move to America and open a mall together
@@cfcblue8And drinking Fizzy Bubblech😂😆🤣
The fact that he's doing all of these in Sandals .... Mad Respect !!!!
Cuz shoes don't matter, I guess ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Not all heroes wear shoes
My dad showed me this movie when I was little, and since than it has always been in my top 10 . What an hilarious movie 😂
*a
“it’s not so cut and dry!” that line just brought back a memory of my dad laughing to this, from a time before I understood any of the references.
As goofy as this movie was, it's still the best movie Adam Sandler ever made
Marvcohen. The water boy is good
@@mustangthekitten7765 Hell yeah! Waterboy, Zohan, Click, That's my Boy, Rain on Me & Uncut Gems are my personal collection of my favorite Adam Sandler movies.
Dude. Gilmore? The perfect example for the hero's journey?
@@boofstain1508 Oh! Yeah! I love Happy Gilmore⛳But Shooter MacGavin stole that show! He's my favorite character on that movie😂😂😂
I liked Zohan, but Billy Madison and Happy Gilmore are the best!
We need you Zohan.
he is bussy cutting hair
@@patitobonito4722yes! Making hair silky and smooth
Or we could have them all move to America and open a joint mall together
@@cfcblue8 or open an electronic shop... Or maybe a salon to make all people's hair silky and smooth
@@patitobonito4722he's now jumped ship to the paul mitchell salon
Is this that new assassins creed that everyone have been talking about?
Yes but to Zohan only comes as a DLC Character for just $120.00
NatFillion S "just"😂
+Sarsona _ seems legit 🤔
Assassin’s Creed: The Zohan.
Sarsona _ worth every shekel
MW2 and This movie was the shit back in the day!
Yaa
Very true
The best Adam Sandler movie ever.
I mean, this is a genuine iconic piece of comedy, and i respect him for that
This movie was way ahead of it’s time!!
Facts, this, Click and Eight Crazy Nights were way ahead of their time 🔥
"We settled here for hundreds of years!!"....*Smash!!!
It's funny because Israelis actually oppress the Palestinians.
Israelis defend their land and people from attacks. Wouldn't you??
Israelis protect stolen Palestinian land and themselves from attacks.
So no, I wouldn't, because I don't steal land and commit human rights abuses, then label everyone else as Anti-Semites for criticising me.
The problem is that it is not their land in the first place.
It's not so cut and dry. lol
I freaking loved this movie 😂
+Healthy Pie same
. *A N G L E* .
We need to play this movie in theaters again
It’s on Netflix
@@coniah568is Netflix a theatre?
You see what happened when you retired to be a hairstylist?!
I'm just saying, it's not so cut and dry.
hunnyflash ❣️
We settled here for hundreds of years!
@@saintniccage2818 I just love how he pronounced it so fast while falling into a bunch of crates.
You make a good point,
None of my ancestors ever set foot in this land. You're right. *leaves*
@@michelveilleux1275 "Hey! Don't walk away!"
Wallhacks: On
Aimbot: On
Godmode: On
Badass: On
Accent: Thicc af
Everything cool: Ah yes
RTX: On
*_no wait..._*
hahahhhhaaahah
"So Let's Go"
“So let’s go” indeed
Hotel? trivago
When you finish all the sidequests before starting the first mission.
1:56 My man stepped on a dawg
0:40 This what lag feels like in real life.
0:45 it also portrays my reaction time
Without a doubt, one of Adam Sandlers best movies.
Where is him when we need him
the world needs Zohan more than ever now!!
1:28 I just love laughing wholeheartedly at this scene
1:15 "We settled here for hundred of years" xD
@RandomThoughts
Actually it's hundred of years
@@MaccabiHaifaVideos actually its 2500
@@phililppe6354
Nope , less than 2000
@@MaccabiHaifaVideos still alot
@@phililppe6354
Yeah bot not like us
The world needs to watch this movie now.
**RPG blows up a storefront and clearly catches 2 bystanders in the explosion**
**they are perfectly fine afterwards**
The part that's even more unbelievable is the gov reparations aspect.
Haven´t yo ever heard of "humanistic warfare"? And you know that it can´t be bad nor evil because Zohan had the solution immidiately in form of a card.
Zohan doesn't skip leg day, because every day is leg day.
THE MARIAH CAREY SHIRT 😂😂😂😂😂
0:12 assassin's creed: zohan
Best villain introduction, hanging like a bat
We all know why we came here today brothers
Indeed
"All you had to do was not mess with the Zohan, CJ"
-Big Smoke
I think this is by far Sandler’s best work to date.
The guy getting kicked off the ledge still trying to argue gets me every time lol
We need the Return of Zohan for the crisis in Israel right now.
or another Elijah
Zohan you’re needed in 2021
Is this new IDF footage?
beat me to it hehe
This is possibly the only time I found Adam Sandler funny, but my god did he do it right!
William Clayton mob
So you mean you've never watched happy Gilmore or the waterboy?
then the movie will end in 2 minutes and thanos will be down and dusted....
I was about to say the same thing lol
He even can beat Superman
So lets go.
let's*
@@Revion91 did your comment make your parents love you?
@@felixpham4934 geez dude. You ok?
All of these movies before 2015 were pure gold. Wish we all could get to see more like these
Both sides need to just sign a peace deal and live with each other
Or better yet, move to America and open a joint mall together
They've tried that but Palestine won't stop until the Jews are eradicated that's part of their beliefs. I think it's just time to turn Iran and Palestine into a sheet of glass
@@cfcblue8 yup, they need to recognize that they should really be friends
0:30. DYNAMIC ENTRY!
imagine if he opens
the gates
Gage Wileman
Yes !
“Da Zohan” 0:29
That’s it, let the power of youth explode
Why is it always so funny when people break the window with themself escaping ?
Before captain America we had zohan
We need Zohan to finally reach the end of the movie and unite everyone for their love of hummus.
A bottle of Fuzzybubullah for everyone.
This is surely how my mom reacts when i lock the door.
0:27
When in your fighting in WW3 and you got enough kills the unlock "The Zohan"
*CIRCUMCISION INTENSIFIES*
Lmao zohan would be the real life equivalent of a COD nuclear killstreak
Today we really missed Zohan, this movie did bring peace to both side
With the war going on, I needed a laugh, though I’m not sure coming to this movie clip was emotionally sensitive of me. 😅
1:40 when I see a spider
2:05 there was no need for that flip he was gonna miss anyway
Harambe It looks cool, so why not?
Harambe
I know that's why it's so hilarious and awesome hahah
It's Zohan, that missile wouldn't as much as tickle him, he did the flip for the show.
I thought he deflected it with his fit. The CGI and stunt didn't match correctly is what I feel.
It was for styling points xD. He styled all over him.
Zohan is needed with todays conflicts!
Who’s here after Israel and Palestine are at it again?
yes bro lmfaoo
They should just play some good disco disco music and live in peace in my opinion. Disco Disco, good good, disco disco, good good. 😂🕺🏽
That's their secret cap. They are always at it
Israel for life!
@@lukeodonnell2974 gtfo
This film is a Gem, if this game out nowadays people would complain it’s too offensive
its not offensive. Its so inaccurate of how what really goes down at the Gaza Strip of the IDF killing Palestenians.
Well, like the guy in the clip said, it's not so cut and dry.
You sound like the only offended one though...
Well, the problem is PCness
"hey dont walk away!"
I like how this movie knows it’s silly but it’s committed 🤣🤣
Starlord: you and me dance off bro.
Zohan: Disco Disco lets go
The world needs the Zohan more than ever now
Turn your screen upside down when Phantom is on the ceiling and watch him run in a totally different way
I still genuinely believe this is one of the greatest films ever made
Why did this movie only score 38% on rotten tomatoes?
No accounting for taste. I thought it was great
Rotten Tomatoes is corrupt, like all review sites. Look around long enough at the reviews and you'll start to see similar ones, very similar. Almost like the reviewer is using a template and adjusting a few words and names here and there, I'll leave you all to work out the rest,
Do not trust rotten tomatoes, watch the movie you like and enjoy.
I liked this movie, although it was completely stupid, you can't deny that.
But I agree with the others here, rotten tomatoes is the most overrated, corrupted piece of shit site on the internet. You can find more idiots there than on RUclips and Tumblr combined.
I've met people on 4chan that have more brains than those reviewers.
I mean, if you want any confirmation of that, compare "professional critic" score to the audience one.
I'm pretty sure, were it not for some honest reviewers on one and less "I can't think for myself idiots" on the audience side, the difference would be ever clearer.
Are the 4chan guys actually stupid? Past all the offensive material there seems to be alot of very intelligent people there , besides all the jokes and stories they make some guys have a talent for writing , albeit made up stories about how they shit themselves in front of the entire class ( don't wanna know if they are real or not honestly ).
But still , i think you get my point
from river to sea....
Zohan: good point,eh... non of my ancestor ever step foot in this land
as if thats supposed to mean anything when white jews come and displace ethnic semites starting a colony and imprisoning them in a conc camp
@@Cobbidoyap yap yap nobody believes ypur bullshit
@@matanfriedman8004that’s literally the end goal of Zionism
@@kirby4164bot
after retiring from Sector 7 he becomes Agent Simmons becomes an anti Hero. 😂
This is what happens when Simon get fired from sector 7
It's Simmons..not simon 😁
Junior Baron I hate you
0:42 I'm dying😂😂 he disassembles the gun with a few karate chops
"Ello zhack azz" died everytime xD
Ya Manyak 😂😂😂
The way he falls down and arguing at the same time 1:15 🤣
I like how with having every part of the gun dismantled except for the magazine and the trigger he still decided to shoot
This movie will never stop being funny.
Hello from 2023 … we need Zohan right now!
Where is Zohan when the world needs him most
Cutting hair
OMG AFTER 3 YEARS I FOUND THIS MOVIE
AND I REALIZED ZOHAN IS ADAM SLENDER😂😅😂😅😂😅😂😅😂
Thats not how his name is spelled. you're committing ADAM SLANDER!
try sander ?
Try Sandlewood???
Slender Man?
Jesus, your comment gave me cancer. and how tf did you not know it was Adam Sandler? Adam Slenderman
I love the fact that he always says So let’s go so calmly
Zohan needs more recognition. This is the best Adam Sandler movie ever, and it's totally memeable. He should be meeting mr. Bean and Bully Maguire.
Once israel win the zohan memes will come i can see it
At times like this we could all learn from this movie 🕊️❤
im gonna tell my kids this was the israel-palestine war
🤣
Teacher: So kids, how do you think the conflict can be resolved?
Your kids: What do you mean? It’s already been resolved. They all moved to America and opened a joint mall together.
Which one? Israel started so many