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Holy crap this thing has far exceeded what I expected it to get. Thanks to everyone who's shared or commented, I'm astounded at how many of you there are! More incoming just as soon as I figure out what to make next!
{Intro} Here we go, so: {Refrain} Cheese (x5) Butter: spread it on the bread Bollocks Cheese (x7) Brown bread! Lucy doesn't like cheese See you'd have starved in the 70's *Musical interlude* {Verse} Lurpak spreadable butter Line it up, and it's on Good man. Cheese Other graters, are available Rotary graters, this is one of those One of them was cheddar That's this one here Cut from a true wheel Red leicester The third one, in a small blue pot That smelled of sick! These are cheese Not shade grown Not line caught Not oak aged Not free trade Just f**king cheese {Refrain} Cheese (x5) Butter: spread it on the bread Bollocks {Outro} Cheese (x8)
This truly brightened up my day!!! These past few days have been rough however this song of James May saying cheese has truly dragged me out of the dumps and brought me closer to cheese!!! CHEEESEEEEE!!!!
I like the part when he says: these are cheese, not shade-grown, not line-caught, not oak-aged, not free trade, JUST F*CKING CHEESE. It describes everything.
lyrics: Here we go so cheese (x5) butter spread it on the bread bo*****s cheese (x7) brown bread lucy doesnt like cheese see youd've starved in the 70's *musical interlude* lurpack spredable butter line it up and it's on good man cheese other graters are available rotary graters this is one of those cheddar that's this one here cut from a true wheel red leicester the third one in a small blue pot that smelled of sick these are cheese not shade grown not line caught not oak aged not free trade just f**king cheese cheese (x5) butter spread it on the bread bo*****s cheese (x8) *i hope that's been useful, join us again next time when we make sardines of the 70's*
I can imagine @GhostStrike sitting at their PC, making this masterpiece, and quietly asking "what has my life come to" from the void. But we're glad you made this. It's delightful.
Holy crap this thing has far exceeded what I expected it to get. Thanks to everyone who's shared or commented, I'm astounded at how many of you there are! More incoming just as soon as I figure out what to make next!
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Thanks for giving us Cheese
cheese
🧀
This video found me!😭😭😭
possibly the greatest underrated remix of our generation
Ironically better than a lot of music
@@civilrebel3743 sure is
Vucko how about C H E E S E
*C H E E S E*
Vucko nah how about C H E E S E
Just an fyi:
James May has seen this
how do we know?
@@brentschmgbert3578 Not confirmation of seeing this one but he knows the meme.. ruclips.net/video/YHPduyXoXKM/видео.html
He already commented on another edit, so he prolly already found this
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@@imadizzapointment8354 Oh my God the pinboard one is amazing HAHAHAHA
@@ghoststrike3984 In the 1970's there were only three types of *P I N B O A R D*
This slaps harder than the cheese hitting the table
but that's not how you make a poutine! (putin in french)
🤣
"Lucy doesn't like cheese,
See you would've starved in the 70's"
Truly a man of words.
"Lucy, doesn't like cheese."
"See you'd have starved in the 70s."
absolute bars
MC may on the mic
This was my favorite line
cheese
good man cheese
we watched the video
this is a good remix
no autotune
no weird voice effects
no vocoding
*just f****** *cheese*
*slams table with increased enthusiasm*
Spread it on the bread
Bollocks
I f*** eeveelutions
my brain cut out bread and replaced it with bollocks
The moment when you expect another cheese and he hits you with that
“BUTTER, spread it on the bread, Bollocks”
{Intro}
Here we go, so:
{Refrain}
Cheese (x5)
Butter: spread it on the bread
Bollocks
Cheese (x7)
Brown bread!
Lucy doesn't like cheese
See you'd have starved in the 70's
*Musical interlude*
{Verse}
Lurpak spreadable butter
Line it up, and it's on
Good man. Cheese
Other graters, are available
Rotary graters, this is one of those
One of them was cheddar
That's this one here
Cut from a true wheel
Red leicester
The third one, in a small blue pot
That smelled of sick!
These are cheese
Not shade grown
Not line caught
Not oak aged
Not free trade
Just f**king cheese
{Refrain}
Cheese (x5)
Butter: spread it on the bread
Bollocks
{Outro}
Cheese (x8)
Grandpa, what musics did you listen to when you were 18?
Me:
*turns it up*
C h e e s e
I see your another man of culture
wanted to like but there were 369 likes
*c h e e s e*
bill gates 1984: 'imagine all the wonderful things people will do with PCs in thirty years'
people now: C H E E S E
Lol Bill gates actually Said that in the interviewruclips.net/video/dQw4w9WgXcQ/видео.html
@@qupix8848 i recognise the link
@@oontapoint969 well i hope Otter people doesn’t do it
That was in 1989, actually.
@@qupix8848 Warning to others:
Caution, rick roll link.
The fact somebody turned James May saying "Cheese" into a song deserves an award.
someone here recently lol
0:32 my fav bit
"Lucy doesn't like cheese, see you'd have starved in the 70s" is one of the hardest bars of the century
Hahahahahaha I was reading your comment as that line was said
do do do do DO do do do do
good man cheese
we watched the video
Lol
“I hope that’s been useful.”
Yes. Totally.
James and I are glad we could help haha
C H E E Z E
@@ghoststrike3984 Cheese
@@TheRandomRealest LEARN HOW TO FUCKIN SPELL CHEESE THIS IS CHEESE 🧀
0:28
Smoothest and best part of the whole song in my opinion
Goddamn it RUclips, why didn't you recommend me this 2 years earlier. This goes hard
I'm listening to this every day now. I love the internet
Man, it must’ve been cool to get a shoutout from mrbeast, what are the odds.
i just keep coming back to this
i feel you bro
same
Relatable
absolutely beautiful
no one can disagree
Edit: well probably
WTF are you everywhere
y e s
Oh hey damemer
Yes
This truly brightened up my day!!! These past few days have been rough however this song of James May saying cheese has truly dragged me out of the dumps and brought me closer to cheese!!! CHEEESEEEEE!!!!
need this on spotify
James may: cheese
Everyone: we can make a religion out of this
All hail the might of cheesus crist!
Agreed...
No don't.
R E G O I C E, the cheese stick hath returned
YES
Apparently James May has a real guilty pleasure for this sort of stuff, no doubt he's seen this and loved it.
I sincerely hope so! He's a treasure of a man
He must be protected at all costs
He has
0:53 best part
This is beautiful.
I've looked at this for five hours now
lucy, doesn’t like cheese
see you’d have starved in the 70s
i love that verse
I love cheese and when someone is being annoying I just say "Oh shut up you Lucy"
I get her though. Cheese is disgusting
@@appleleptiker heresy
@@appleleptiker My guy if you were in the 70s...
@@appleleptiker heresy
I like the part when he says: these are cheese, not shade-grown, not line-caught, not oak-aged, not free trade, JUST F*CKING CHEESE. It describes everything.
When I saw he said that all in one sentence I was like holy crap this absolutely needs to be on the edit this is gold
@@ghoststrike3984 Best decision!
I have been listening this maybe 20 times straight, also being wasted af. Thank you for all your hard work
"these are cheese"
"not shade grown"
"not line caught"
"not oak aged"
"not free trade"
"just f**king cheese"
come on, absolute bars, GOAT
0:47 I love it how in sync this bit is
Hahaha it took a while
“Thats this one here”
@@EmilyTheQueen01 Cut from a true wheel
@JC brick studio the third one,in a small blue pot, that smelled of sick
@@NotResponsibleHondaOwner These are *cheese.*
I liked the part where he said cheese
Me too
Wat does bollocks mean
@@garchellop.370 in this case nonsense; rubbish
@@zacharyadam2183 "butter, spread it on the bread, bollocks"
i think i missed that part, could you timestamp it?
The greatest song to ever exist
This song was the first dance at our wedding, we can't thank you enough for everything you've done for us
Lmao that's hilarious
👁️👄👁️
Friend: What kind of music do you listen to
Me: C H E E S E
James May's Catchphrase: "Bollocks"
Real OGs know it's actually *oh cock*
O h c o c k
Are we all forgetting “Buffeting”
Bollocks, oh cock and pillock
And Clarkson
currently i am attempting to memorize this entire song so i may perform it at a talent show
How did it go :0
@@yourlocalturnip i actually forgot i said i was going to do this and there was no talent show
@@ssilky. ope
o well lol
@@ssilky.commentbait? (I’m joking don’t kill me pls)
I need a 1-hour version of this one to listen to while I make prop knives for my friends creepypasta cosplays.
Put it on loop
lyrics:
Here we go
so
cheese (x5)
butter
spread it on the bread
bo*****s
cheese (x7)
brown bread
lucy doesnt like cheese
see youd've starved in the 70's
*musical interlude*
lurpack spredable butter
line it up
and it's on
good man
cheese
other graters
are available
rotary graters
this is one of those
cheddar
that's this one here
cut from a true wheel
red leicester
the third one
in a small blue
pot
that smelled of sick
these are cheese
not shade grown
not line caught
not oak aged
not free trade
just f**king cheese
cheese (x5)
butter
spread it on the bread
bo*****s
cheese (x8)
*i hope that's been useful, join us again next time when we make sardines of the 70's*
Bruh you forgot the cheese
Thanks
Sarnies. Like, sandwiches.
@@barbequesauce7167 I was about to say the same.
lyric gang
I have to listen to this at least twice a day, for my mental wellbeing.
Try 100
Only 2 times. I listen 5 times every 10 mins
@@rayfn9279 that's a very good effort. Do you take your 1:50 break all at once or do you split it into five 22 second breaks?
I take it after I watch all of the 5 times
Please put it on Spotify this song is good as hell
3 years later, this still cheers me up.
“What kind of music do u listen to?”
Me: It’s complicated
Meme music
Cheese.
Them:?
Some masterpiece music
Cheese
James May is the most underrated person on this planet
I watched this once and now I can’t stop watching it anymore
Happy Brithday Mr. May! Long may you prosper.
I lost it when he said bolloks 😂
I lost it when he said ,,that smelled of sick”
I lost it when he said “just fucking cheese” after all the “not” lines before XD
this is a masterpiece
You mean mastercheese
this is bloody amazing
I listen to this every day now
2 years ago and still amazing
Can we get this as Christmas number 1 🤣
It deserves it 😂😂
Plz
What a precious man James May is.
Couldn't agree more! An absolute treasure of a man
Play this at my wedding and funeral
This is banger fr, also the way he calmly says "bollocks" 😂
The dislikes are from the Lucy multiaccounts.
One of the greatest memes to ever grace my eyes.
Spread it on the bread ballocks
We are hitting epic levels that shouldn't even be possible rn
Alt title:
*Song for James.*
Honestly the best song to exist on the planet
This may just be the best song ever written.
I was here before this gets a million views
me too
lol I wasnt even aware it got more than 500 but here we are
Hmm, still in 7 thousand views
i am just going to comment on this for when this video goes viral or gets recommended by the RUclips AI
I guess
Friend: I dreamt that I married my crush
My dreams:
"Lucy doesn't like cheese
see you'd have starved in the 70's"
Absolute bars
Wonderful
He looks like my college proffesor which is ironic because he hates cheese.
Maybe he is your college professor after all..
see he’d have starved in the 70’s
@@warrentaylor6796 lol I saw that coming
Maybe he hated it cause he didn't get enough cheese in the 70s
Subway employee: what do you want in your sub?
Me: 0:09
Spread it on the bread.
@@Mr.SoggyShoes Bollocks
@@OriginPlayss Cheese
@@Mr.SoggyShoes Cheese
@@OriginPlayss Cheese
This song lives rent free in my head. An absolute banger!!
Cheese for Denise..😂
James may is possibly one of the greatest musical artists without even knowing it
Whoever made this is a genius
Well it certainly was fun, didn't expect it would blow up this much though!
"rotary graters this is one of those" legit how i talk.
All the dislikes are Lucy who doesn’t like cheese
I have a playlist with only this in it purely to listen to it on repeat for hours
Smart idea-
Dedication!
0:33 *musical interlude* gets me every time 😂
This is a work of art.
Haha looking back it honestly wasn't timed exactly right at that bit but it's kind of growing on me
Almost forgot to watch this today
When is the Spotify release?!?!
As soon as it's legal to rip someone else's song and add lyrics to it for revenue
Short answer is probably never 😂
This is why I use RUclips Music 🚀
@@ghoststrike3984 Which song?
I like to think that James May has seen this and one day this video will be blessed with a comment from JM's unemployment tube
God I hope so
May the cheese God bless us all
'Cheese for everyone'
Sheogorath during the 4th greymarch
James has seen this
Freaking love it man and idk why I've never even seen this guy before
Thanks for making my day
THIS IS AN ABSOLUTE WORK OF ART
I LOVE IT
i can unironically listen to this all day as an actual track
1:06 Play this when you’re delivering cheese to someone
"Lucy doesn't like Cheese", no my cat does not like Cheese.
THe fact thats this is perfectly loop changed my life.
0:57 It's so smooth tho
The perfect video doesn't exis......
Ok forget
This is my favourite song from now on
"Spreadable butter." Who the flip doesn't buy spreadable butter 😂
I can imagine @GhostStrike sitting at their PC, making this masterpiece, and quietly asking "what has my life come to" from the void.
But we're glad you made this. It's delightful.
Frighteningly acurate haha
But I regret nothing!
This video is so underrated, don’t understand why it hasn’t blown up yet lol.
Good job!
It's already far exceeded what I expected haha
This is absolutely amazing thank you for making my day.
What causes me to lay awake at 3AM at night?
My ADHD brain: ✨Cheese✨
POV: you have watched this more than once
When he said "cheese", I felt that
I think we all did
This is still one of the greatest things I’ve ever seen! Mega job
I’ve been listening to this for a year honestly the best remix ever created
Every person:
Hey. What kind of mus-
It’s complicated.
Nobody steal his chEEse
1:26 It really was! I feel good now!
Top 10 musical masterpieces that went unnoticed
James may once said "Cheese"
I've watched this 20 times just today and it never gets old
A year later
It still isn’t old in my eyes
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