James May's Cheese (Song for Denise Remix)

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  • Опубликовано: 10 сен 2020
  • James May mucks about with cheese on his fingers
    #saycheese
    Consider liking and subscribing for more memes and shitposts
    Original Video: • James May finds the ul...

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  • @ghoststrike3984
    @ghoststrike3984  2 года назад +1257

    Holy crap this thing has far exceeded what I expected it to get. Thanks to everyone who's shared or commented, I'm astounded at how many of you there are! More incoming just as soon as I figure out what to make next!

  • @vucko9201
    @vucko9201 3 года назад +7969

    possibly the greatest underrated remix of our generation

    • @civilrebel3743
      @civilrebel3743 3 года назад +75

      Ironically better than a lot of music

    • @vucko9201
      @vucko9201 3 года назад +24

      @@civilrebel3743 sure is

    • @civilrebel3743
      @civilrebel3743 3 года назад +7

      Vucko how about C H E E S E

    • @vucko9201
      @vucko9201 3 года назад +22

      *C H E E S E*

    • @civilrebel3743
      @civilrebel3743 3 года назад +6

      Vucko nah how about C H E E S E

  • @testname4464
    @testname4464 3 года назад +4279

    Just an fyi:
    James May has seen this

    • @brentschmgbert3578
      @brentschmgbert3578 3 года назад +187

      how do we know?

    • @RestlessZombi
      @RestlessZombi 3 года назад +299

      @@brentschmgbert3578 Not confirmation of seeing this one but he knows the meme.. ruclips.net/video/YHPduyXoXKM/видео.html

    • @imadizzapointment8354
      @imadizzapointment8354 3 года назад +186

      He already commented on another edit, so he prolly already found this
      ruclips.net/video/Ux0E_v4IShc/видео.html

    • @ghoststrike3984
      @ghoststrike3984  3 года назад +303

      @@imadizzapointment8354 Oh my God the pinboard one is amazing HAHAHAHA

    • @imadizzapointment8354
      @imadizzapointment8354 3 года назад +106

      @@ghoststrike3984 In the 1970's there were only three types of *P I N B O A R D*

  • @memelord2136
    @memelord2136 2 года назад +538

    This slaps harder than the cheese hitting the table

    • @joelpichette
      @joelpichette Год назад +7

      but that's not how you make a poutine! (putin in french)

    • @novacore4597
      @novacore4597 9 месяцев назад +3

      🤣

  • @KingEddo8
    @KingEddo8 2 года назад +263

    "Lucy doesn't like cheese,
    See you would've starved in the 70's"
    Truly a man of words.

  • @z3noth3
    @z3noth3 3 года назад +4004

    "Lucy, doesn't like cheese."
    "See you'd have starved in the 70s."
    absolute bars

  • @teleurstelling477
    @teleurstelling477 3 года назад +1678

    this is a good remix
    no autotune
    no weird voice effects
    no vocoding
    *just f****** *cheese*

  • @DUCK-WITH-COFFEE
    @DUCK-WITH-COFFEE 8 месяцев назад +18

    The moment when you expect another cheese and he hits you with that
    “BUTTER, spread it on the bread, Bollocks”

  • @joestewart90
    @joestewart90 2 года назад +29

    {Intro}
    Here we go, so:
    {Refrain}
    Cheese (x5)
    Butter: spread it on the bread
    Bollocks
    Cheese (x7)
    Brown bread!
    Lucy doesn't like cheese
    See you'd have starved in the 70's
    *Musical interlude*
    {Verse}
    Lurpak spreadable butter
    Line it up, and it's on
    Good man. Cheese
    Other graters, are available
    Rotary graters, this is one of those
    One of them was cheddar
    That's this one here
    Cut from a true wheel
    Red leicester
    The third one, in a small blue pot
    That smelled of sick!
    These are cheese
    Not shade grown
    Not line caught
    Not oak aged
    Not free trade
    Just f**king cheese
    {Refrain}
    Cheese (x5)
    Butter: spread it on the bread
    Bollocks
    {Outro}
    Cheese (x8)

  • @tamaszsombortolvaj7517
    @tamaszsombortolvaj7517 3 года назад +949

    Grandpa, what musics did you listen to when you were 18?
    Me:

    • @ghoststrike3984
      @ghoststrike3984  3 года назад +126

      *turns it up*

    • @lawbro4261
      @lawbro4261 3 года назад +27

      C h e e s e

    • @K_ingh16
      @K_ingh16 3 года назад +9

      I see your another man of culture

    • @dogedoge1591
      @dogedoge1591 3 года назад +4

      wanted to like but there were 369 likes

    • @wc2006
      @wc2006 3 года назад +5

      *c h e e s e*

  • @profsusansatsumas
    @profsusansatsumas 3 года назад +2519

    bill gates 1984: 'imagine all the wonderful things people will do with PCs in thirty years'
    people now: C H E E S E

    • @qupix8848
      @qupix8848 3 года назад +15

      Lol Bill gates actually Said that in the interviewruclips.net/video/dQw4w9WgXcQ/видео.html

    • @oontapoint969
      @oontapoint969 3 года назад +34

      @@qupix8848 i recognise the link

    • @qupix8848
      @qupix8848 3 года назад +2

      @@oontapoint969 well i hope Otter people doesn’t do it

    • @thomassmiththekingbee
      @thomassmiththekingbee 3 года назад +4

      That was in 1989, actually.

    • @thomassmiththekingbee
      @thomassmiththekingbee 3 года назад +4

      @@qupix8848 Warning to others:
      Caution, rick roll link.

  • @viktorhasson7686
    @viktorhasson7686 Год назад +24

    The fact somebody turned James May saying "Cheese" into a song deserves an award.

    • @amyeq
      @amyeq 8 месяцев назад +1

      someone here recently lol

  • @prettywomankitche
    @prettywomankitche Год назад +13

    0:32 my fav bit

  • @cameronmcgregor-ogden3340
    @cameronmcgregor-ogden3340 3 года назад +1733

    "Lucy doesn't like cheese, see you'd have starved in the 70s" is one of the hardest bars of the century

  • @friendking7308
    @friendking7308 3 года назад +608

    “I hope that’s been useful.”
    Yes. Totally.

  • @VertexGP
    @VertexGP 2 года назад +11

    0:28
    Smoothest and best part of the whole song in my opinion

  • @Montana2.0122
    @Montana2.0122 Год назад +4

    Goddamn it RUclips, why didn't you recommend me this 2 years earlier. This goes hard

  • @SoyanOsman
    @SoyanOsman 3 года назад +2089

    I'm listening to this every day now. I love the internet

  • @Damemer
    @Damemer 3 года назад +2427

    absolutely beautiful

  • @cosmo8089
    @cosmo8089 Год назад +8

    This truly brightened up my day!!! These past few days have been rough however this song of James May saying cheese has truly dragged me out of the dumps and brought me closer to cheese!!! CHEEESEEEEE!!!!

  • @rigxby777
    @rigxby777 2 месяца назад +4

    need this on spotify

  • @alonerock161
    @alonerock161 3 года назад +1023

    James may: cheese
    Everyone: we can make a religion out of this

  • @townicus5908
    @townicus5908 3 года назад +298

    Apparently James May has a real guilty pleasure for this sort of stuff, no doubt he's seen this and loved it.

  • @chatarraman4978
    @chatarraman4978 2 года назад +11

    0:53 best part

  • @tommytaylor2084
    @tommytaylor2084 8 месяцев назад +3

    This is beautiful.
    I've looked at this for five hours now

  • @nolandspring
    @nolandspring 3 года назад +496

    lucy, doesn’t like cheese
    see you’d have starved in the 70s
    i love that verse

    • @KnightOMurk
      @KnightOMurk 3 года назад +9

      I love cheese and when someone is being annoying I just say "Oh shut up you Lucy"

    • @appleleptiker
      @appleleptiker 2 года назад +1

      I get her though. Cheese is disgusting

    • @Kazzz_idk
      @Kazzz_idk 2 года назад +5

      @@appleleptiker heresy

    • @Speedsnapcreations
      @Speedsnapcreations 2 года назад +12

      @@appleleptiker My guy if you were in the 70s...

    • @iwillhelpdefeatjustiny.1640
      @iwillhelpdefeatjustiny.1640 2 года назад +1

      @@appleleptiker heresy

  • @miklosszanyi620
    @miklosszanyi620 3 года назад +273

    I like the part when he says: these are cheese, not shade-grown, not line-caught, not oak-aged, not free trade, JUST F*CKING CHEESE. It describes everything.

    • @ghoststrike3984
      @ghoststrike3984  2 года назад +28

      When I saw he said that all in one sentence I was like holy crap this absolutely needs to be on the edit this is gold

    • @miklosszanyi620
      @miklosszanyi620 2 года назад +9

      @@ghoststrike3984 Best decision!

  • @Qurczakoo
    @Qurczakoo 2 года назад +2

    I have been listening this maybe 20 times straight, also being wasted af. Thank you for all your hard work

  • @f1hardtyre
    @f1hardtyre Месяц назад +3

    "these are cheese"
    "not shade grown"
    "not line caught"
    "not oak aged"
    "not free trade"
    "just f**king cheese"
    come on, absolute bars, GOAT

  • @kirankalshoven3574
    @kirankalshoven3574 3 года назад +513

    0:47 I love it how in sync this bit is

  • @homeschoolhd596
    @homeschoolhd596 3 года назад +330

    I liked the part where he said cheese

    • @ghoststrike3984
      @ghoststrike3984  3 года назад +42

      Me too

    • @garchellop.370
      @garchellop.370 3 года назад +6

      Wat does bollocks mean

    • @5lake
      @5lake 3 года назад +6

      @@garchellop.370 in this case nonsense; rubbish

    • @Jeremy_Hill_2020
      @Jeremy_Hill_2020 3 года назад +1

      @@zacharyadam2183 "butter, spread it on the bread, bollocks"

    • @meredithhunter7146
      @meredithhunter7146 2 года назад +1

      i think i missed that part, could you timestamp it?

  • @YTcheese
    @YTcheese Год назад +2

    The greatest song to ever exist

  • @barnaclefelching4079
    @barnaclefelching4079 9 месяцев назад +35

    This song was the first dance at our wedding, we can't thank you enough for everything you've done for us

  • @erexsean9257
    @erexsean9257 3 года назад +219

    Friend: What kind of music do you listen to
    Me: C H E E S E

  • @joefifield3285
    @joefifield3285 3 года назад +299

    James May's Catchphrase: "Bollocks"

  • @ssilky.
    @ssilky. 2 года назад +10

    currently i am attempting to memorize this entire song so i may perform it at a talent show

    • @yourlocalturnip
      @yourlocalturnip Год назад +2

      How did it go :0

    • @ssilky.
      @ssilky. Год назад +1

      @@yourlocalturnip i actually forgot i said i was going to do this and there was no talent show

    • @yourlocalturnip
      @yourlocalturnip Год назад

      @@ssilky. ope
      o well lol

    • @mcnuggets892
      @mcnuggets892 Год назад

      @@ssilky.commentbait? (I’m joking don’t kill me pls)

  • @StarSliverWotsernameagain
    @StarSliverWotsernameagain Год назад +33

    I need a 1-hour version of this one to listen to while I make prop knives for my friends creepypasta cosplays.

  • @jackschoonover6418
    @jackschoonover6418 3 года назад +1082

    lyrics:
    Here we go
    so
    cheese (x5)
    butter
    spread it on the bread
    bo*****s
    cheese (x7)
    brown bread
    lucy doesnt like cheese
    see youd've starved in the 70's
    *musical interlude*
    lurpack spredable butter
    line it up
    and it's on
    good man
    cheese
    other graters
    are available
    rotary graters
    this is one of those
    cheddar
    that's this one here
    cut from a true wheel
    red leicester
    the third one
    in a small blue
    pot
    that smelled of sick
    these are cheese
    not shade grown
    not line caught
    not oak aged
    not free trade
    just f**king cheese
    cheese (x5)
    butter
    spread it on the bread
    bo*****s
    cheese (x8)
    *i hope that's been useful, join us again next time when we make sardines of the 70's*

  • @John-jt2is
    @John-jt2is 3 года назад +326

    I have to listen to this at least twice a day, for my mental wellbeing.

    • @agatatatata
      @agatatatata 2 года назад

      Try 100

    • @rayfn9279
      @rayfn9279 2 года назад

      Only 2 times. I listen 5 times every 10 mins

    • @John-jt2is
      @John-jt2is 2 года назад

      @@rayfn9279 that's a very good effort. Do you take your 1:50 break all at once or do you split it into five 22 second breaks?

    • @rayfn9279
      @rayfn9279 2 года назад

      I take it after I watch all of the 5 times

  • @Aguy848
    @Aguy848 2 года назад +6

    Please put it on Spotify this song is good as hell

  • @ryiin
    @ryiin Месяц назад +1

    3 years later, this still cheers me up.

  • @ohm4316
    @ohm4316 3 года назад +215

    “What kind of music do u listen to?”
    Me: It’s complicated

  • @ianmorin8017
    @ianmorin8017 3 года назад +147

    James May is the most underrated person on this planet

  • @Superporscheknower
    @Superporscheknower Месяц назад +2

    I watched this once and now I can’t stop watching it anymore

  • @joshslater2426
    @joshslater2426 4 месяца назад +2

    Happy Brithday Mr. May! Long may you prosper.

  • @XxANDYHAMMOxX
    @XxANDYHAMMOxX 3 года назад +173

    I lost it when he said bolloks 😂

    • @andrewtheaviationguy8289
      @andrewtheaviationguy8289 3 года назад +2

      I lost it when he said ,,that smelled of sick”

    • @mkalsterboy1234
      @mkalsterboy1234 3 года назад +3

      I lost it when he said “just fucking cheese” after all the “not” lines before XD

  • @Jameshasconnected
    @Jameshasconnected 3 года назад +230

    this is a masterpiece

  • @TheInvisibleCactusYT
    @TheInvisibleCactusYT 2 года назад +2

    I listen to this every day now

  • @greatestfroge
    @greatestfroge 9 месяцев назад +2

    2 years ago and still amazing

  • @monstastig768
    @monstastig768 3 года назад +159

    Can we get this as Christmas number 1 🤣

  • @hobbes2234
    @hobbes2234 3 года назад +56

    What a precious man James May is.

    • @ghoststrike3984
      @ghoststrike3984  2 года назад +8

      Couldn't agree more! An absolute treasure of a man

  • @aaronlorimer6257
    @aaronlorimer6257 2 года назад +12

    Play this at my wedding and funeral

  • @VectorAviation268
    @VectorAviation268 21 день назад +1

    This is banger fr, also the way he calmly says "bollocks" 😂

  • @plastikowykubek
    @plastikowykubek 3 года назад +42

    The dislikes are from the Lucy multiaccounts.

  • @Ollie_Unlikely
    @Ollie_Unlikely 5 месяцев назад +1

    One of the greatest memes to ever grace my eyes.

  • @_T-34-57
    @_T-34-57 2 месяца назад +3

    Spread it on the bread ballocks

  • @diobrando9273
    @diobrando9273 3 года назад +70

    We are hitting epic levels that shouldn't even be possible rn

  • @owinlaa
    @owinlaa 3 года назад +49

    Alt title:
    *Song for James.*

  • @user-vn9kn8cj5w
    @user-vn9kn8cj5w Год назад +3

    Honestly the best song to exist on the planet

  • @derricktrotter1028
    @derricktrotter1028 9 часов назад

    This may just be the best song ever written.

  • @AmericanRailfan-gb8oq
    @AmericanRailfan-gb8oq 3 года назад +783

    I was here before this gets a million views

    • @cheesebisacorn3099
      @cheesebisacorn3099 3 года назад +13

      me too

    • @ghoststrike3984
      @ghoststrike3984  3 года назад +52

      lol I wasnt even aware it got more than 500 but here we are

    • @Mr.SM2939OLD
      @Mr.SM2939OLD 3 года назад

      Hmm, still in 7 thousand views

    • @BadMax02_VR
      @BadMax02_VR 3 года назад

      i am just going to comment on this for when this video goes viral or gets recommended by the RUclips AI

    • @Tommi414
      @Tommi414 3 года назад

      I guess

  • @RaldoBot
    @RaldoBot 3 года назад +38

    Friend: I dreamt that I married my crush
    My dreams:

  • @tomdewarr
    @tomdewarr Год назад +1

    "Lucy doesn't like cheese
    see you'd have starved in the 70's"
    Absolute bars

  • @bobafret1710
    @bobafret1710 Год назад +4

    Wonderful

  • @NoiceWeed
    @NoiceWeed 3 года назад +122

    He looks like my college proffesor which is ironic because he hates cheese.

    • @Alexander-od6fi
      @Alexander-od6fi 3 года назад +6

      Maybe he is your college professor after all..

    • @warrentaylor6796
      @warrentaylor6796 3 года назад +45

      see he’d have starved in the 70’s

    • @zonk8329
      @zonk8329 3 года назад +1

      @@warrentaylor6796 lol I saw that coming

    • @ProSkye59
      @ProSkye59 2 года назад +1

      Maybe he hated it cause he didn't get enough cheese in the 70s

  • @wolfy1320
    @wolfy1320 2 года назад +102

    Subway employee: what do you want in your sub?
    Me: 0:09

  • @offbeatsquirrel
    @offbeatsquirrel Месяц назад

    This song lives rent free in my head. An absolute banger!!

  • @marceibel1131
    @marceibel1131 Месяц назад +2

    Cheese for Denise..😂

  • @vladimirputin8126
    @vladimirputin8126 3 года назад +28

    James may is possibly one of the greatest musical artists without even knowing it

  • @spraytypicalgaming7197
    @spraytypicalgaming7197 3 года назад +46

    Whoever made this is a genius

    • @ghoststrike3984
      @ghoststrike3984  2 года назад +8

      Well it certainly was fun, didn't expect it would blow up this much though!

  • @bearimpaler101
    @bearimpaler101 4 месяца назад +1

    "rotary graters this is one of those" legit how i talk.

  • @willgomes336
    @willgomes336 2 года назад +3

    All the dislikes are Lucy who doesn’t like cheese

  • @hughconsidine5041
    @hughconsidine5041 3 года назад +37

    I have a playlist with only this in it purely to listen to it on repeat for hours

  • @daleksean10
    @daleksean10 3 года назад +51

    0:33 *musical interlude* gets me every time 😂
    This is a work of art.

    • @ghoststrike3984
      @ghoststrike3984  2 года назад +9

      Haha looking back it honestly wasn't timed exactly right at that bit but it's kind of growing on me

  • @kadendiesch5302
    @kadendiesch5302 Месяц назад +2

    Almost forgot to watch this today

  • @aRomanianFellow
    @aRomanianFellow 3 года назад +84

    When is the Spotify release?!?!

    • @ghoststrike3984
      @ghoststrike3984  2 года назад +5

      As soon as it's legal to rip someone else's song and add lyrics to it for revenue
      Short answer is probably never 😂

    • @MattiaPette
      @MattiaPette 2 года назад +1

      This is why I use RUclips Music 🚀

    • @Weirdisjustabrownandyellowword
      @Weirdisjustabrownandyellowword 2 года назад

      @@ghoststrike3984 Which song?

  • @andrewwenzel3600
    @andrewwenzel3600 3 года назад +38

    I like to think that James May has seen this and one day this video will be blessed with a comment from JM's unemployment tube

  • @slash4463
    @slash4463 Год назад +1

    Freaking love it man and idk why I've never even seen this guy before

  • @osprey5611
    @osprey5611 2 года назад +1

    Thanks for making my day

  • @user-uj9oi2cp1m
    @user-uj9oi2cp1m 3 года назад +25

    THIS IS AN ABSOLUTE WORK OF ART
    I LOVE IT
    i can unironically listen to this all day as an actual track

  • @gabrielcolon8900
    @gabrielcolon8900 2 года назад +27

    1:06 Play this when you’re delivering cheese to someone

  • @Morgansliftadventures
    @Morgansliftadventures Год назад +2

    "Lucy doesn't like Cheese", no my cat does not like Cheese.

  • @TrueAloy
    @TrueAloy 2 года назад +1

    THe fact thats this is perfectly loop changed my life.

  • @justsomecheddarcheese8545
    @justsomecheddarcheese8545 3 года назад +11

    0:57 It's so smooth tho

  • @fernandolouro6111
    @fernandolouro6111 3 года назад +35

    The perfect video doesn't exis......
    Ok forget

  • @stavanj20
    @stavanj20 Год назад +1

    This is my favourite song from now on

  • @notbrookehere6089
    @notbrookehere6089 2 года назад +1

    "Spreadable butter." Who the flip doesn't buy spreadable butter 😂

  • @dzr4421
    @dzr4421 2 года назад +29

    I can imagine @GhostStrike sitting at their PC, making this masterpiece, and quietly asking "what has my life come to" from the void.
    But we're glad you made this. It's delightful.

    • @ghoststrike3984
      @ghoststrike3984  2 года назад +13

      Frighteningly acurate haha
      But I regret nothing!

  • @syzuev3184
    @syzuev3184 3 года назад +24

    This video is so underrated, don’t understand why it hasn’t blown up yet lol.
    Good job!

    • @ghoststrike3984
      @ghoststrike3984  3 года назад +5

      It's already far exceeded what I expected haha

  • @ryanscattergood373
    @ryanscattergood373 Год назад

    This is absolutely amazing thank you for making my day.

  • @H1ddenB1ades
    @H1ddenB1ades 2 месяца назад +1

    What causes me to lay awake at 3AM at night?
    My ADHD brain: ✨Cheese✨

  • @conorkeogh623
    @conorkeogh623 3 года назад +6

    POV: you have watched this more than once

  • @JAD641
    @JAD641 3 года назад +22

    When he said "cheese", I felt that

  • @adamkrim8867
    @adamkrim8867 2 месяца назад

    This is still one of the greatest things I’ve ever seen! Mega job

  • @Saint_Edmunds
    @Saint_Edmunds 2 года назад

    I’ve been listening to this for a year honestly the best remix ever created

  • @WingedEternitys
    @WingedEternitys 3 года назад +39

    Every person:
    Hey. What kind of mus-
    It’s complicated.
    Nobody steal his chEEse

  • @beawandickloans
    @beawandickloans 3 года назад +10

    1:26 It really was! I feel good now!

  • @Lucky_MiTo.
    @Lucky_MiTo. 2 года назад

    Top 10 musical masterpieces that went unnoticed

  • @Copper_snipezz
    @Copper_snipezz 2 месяца назад +1

    James may once said "Cheese"

  • @BraaapMachineSam
    @BraaapMachineSam 3 года назад +21

    I've watched this 20 times just today and it never gets old

    • @yourlocalturnip
      @yourlocalturnip Год назад +1

      A year later
      It still isn’t old in my eyes

    • @DrBarbequeSauce
      @DrBarbequeSauce 8 месяцев назад

      ruclips.net/video/aYcLuxZkMBQ/видео.htmlsi=1ShbkbbXeXb76b9C