1994 Dodge Caravan 5MT: Regular Car Reviews

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  • @Avrelivs_Gold
    @Avrelivs_Gold 3 года назад +2641

    The hood emblem is called "Spirit of Poverty"

  • @TheBrainSpecialist
    @TheBrainSpecialist 3 года назад +1743

    My friend's nanny had one of these, she bought it when she first came to Canada from the Phillipines and ran it into the ground driving the kids everywhere, but she loved it so much that even after she bought a replacement, she kept her old one and spent idk how much money fixing it. She still summer drives it, even though she's not a nanny anymore and her own kids have gone off to university. She says its because it was the only thing that gave her comfort and peace while she was adapting to a new country.

    • @jefferyepstein9210
      @jefferyepstein9210 3 года назад +139

      That is awesome. Thanks for sharing!!

    • @dalehadley3283
      @dalehadley3283 3 года назад +91

      That's such a nice story, thanks for sharing

    • @marcsmith8884
      @marcsmith8884 3 года назад +158

      that's probably the most wholesome sweet story to come out of a 2nd gen caravan.

    • @ShirahamaNeo-Tokyo
      @ShirahamaNeo-Tokyo 3 года назад +96

      The women that come over alone, sponsor their family and build a life in a new place are some of the strongest people I know.

    • @Hugobros3
      @Hugobros3 3 года назад +71

      I really love rcr for being this haven of people who just really love cars in general, who aren't necessarily in "car culture" but can understand and appreciate the attachment some have for their wheels, or just enjoy the things that aren't typically what we're supposed to look for according to the auto industry. I find those old, unremarkable, non-appreciating old shitboxes kept alive by their passionate owners to be the coolest things, and I'd drive her old minivan over a lot of other things. These things will never be youngtimers, they'll never be worth anything to the market, but they're worth something for the owner and that is enough. My first and currently only car is a Citroen C3 XTR, a diesel french hatchback from the early 2000s, but fuck me I'm not scrapping this thing until a train t-bones it

  • @CougarBen02
    @CougarBen02 3 года назад +553

    "Oh. A '94 Caravan is now parked on my street. I know what's coming next: FOUR POLICE CARS."
    This made me laugh so hard I cried and now my stomach hurts.

    • @1337penguinman
      @1337penguinman 3 года назад +26

      Any time one of these comes into my shop I know I'm going to end up writing a medium length novel on everything wrong with it, and I'll be lucky if they spring for an oil change.

    • @miniman9198
      @miniman9198 2 года назад +3

      Same here 😂 in a customers house, changing out a furnace, got this playing on the airpods, gets me everytime.

    • @theyeastinfection9871
      @theyeastinfection9871 2 года назад +4

      I drove one to school and parked in a nearby subdivision because I didn’t have a parking pass to use the school’s lot. Cops called my parents a few hours later because it looked “suspicious.”

    • @Zoie3x8
      @Zoie3x8 2 года назад +4

      this is true in most midwestern black neighborhoods; each street has 4 (usually white) single moms, with a bevy of gleefully untamable mixed kids that are a puberty and a fun bad idea away from forming their own sibling-gang.

  • @ambush1242
    @ambush1242 3 года назад +340

    The armrests sticking brought back so many memories.

    • @Dooge
      @Dooge 3 года назад +27

      When these cars came out they immediately felt 10 years old

    • @troyjohnson7936
      @troyjohnson7936 3 года назад +6

      Mine has 300000 miles has never left me stranded

    • @vincenegra2612
      @vincenegra2612 3 года назад

      Yes..

    • @TheCriminalViolin
      @TheCriminalViolin 2 года назад

      Oh yeah! Then again, our 02/03 Plymouth Voyager (it's replacement) also carried on the tradition of Chrysler quality with the constant squealing fan belts and sticky arm rest compartments that you literally went to war with for at least 10% of any given trip.

  • @ryanforrest168
    @ryanforrest168 3 года назад +869

    The official car of “I gotta go pick up my kid, he got detention again”

    • @eliseoarroyo2030
      @eliseoarroyo2030 3 года назад +25

      "Life is unfair"

    • @alkzavaleta7876
      @alkzavaleta7876 3 года назад +21

      @@eliseoarroyo2030 you're not the boss of me now

    • @irwinisidro
      @irwinisidro 3 года назад +26

      "When we get home, we're gonna talk about what happened. STOP KICKING THE SEAT!"

    • @RobCamp-rmc_0
      @RobCamp-rmc_0 3 года назад +20

      “Fine, Marvin, you wanna steal my smokes from me, go ahead. But your friends will kick the shit out of you when they see you sucking down one of my Virginia Slims. And no, you can’t bum any of your dad’s Winstons. He changed the combination on the gun safe, so good luck with _that,_ you little asshole.”

    • @robcarle
      @robcarle 3 года назад +4

      Or you just don't bother saying "again" because it's a given at this point
      "Everyone else has good well behaved kids , and what do I get..."

  • @samteague2342
    @samteague2342 3 года назад +890

    “The guy whose only valentine comes from team Snapchat.” Ow, oof, my bones

    • @erickwalter2828
      @erickwalter2828 3 года назад +35

      Me too thanks

    • @DriftKing18594
      @DriftKing18594 3 года назад +63

      I'm in this photo and I don't like it.

    • @theodor12
      @theodor12 3 года назад +15

      Yep, that hurt and I don't even have Snapchat

    • @collinmanning8334
      @collinmanning8334 3 года назад +5

      RCR doesn't nor will he ever pull punches.

    • @jamesslick4790
      @jamesslick4790 3 года назад +25

      If Ya think THAT'S sad, I used to only get Christmas cards from......Radio Shack! 😳🤦‍♂️

  • @LazerLord10
    @LazerLord10 3 года назад +484

    This was my first minivan as a kid, automatic, of course. Barely have any memories of it other than cheerios everywhere.

    • @okjeffy6581
      @okjeffy6581 3 года назад +4

      My Aunt Melody Used To Drive This Minivan in 2001.

    • @okjeffy6581
      @okjeffy6581 3 года назад +2

      But this was a 1994 model!

    • @iDreamOfWeenie
      @iDreamOfWeenie 3 года назад +7

      Cheerios and floor fries

    • @BoleDaPole
      @BoleDaPole 3 года назад +8

      I bet if you dug all the loose cereal and food from the cracks of
      these minivans there would be enough to feed a small country.

    • @marvinthemaniac7698
      @marvinthemaniac7698 3 года назад +1

      Same here, only mine was a Plymouth Voyager.

  • @FCV0511
    @FCV0511 3 года назад +84

    3:10 "Oh, a '94 Caravan is now parked on my street. I know what's coming next! Four police cars."
    Absolutely accurate, and absolutely hilarious. Bravo!

  • @crashcourseinbruhsurgery
    @crashcourseinbruhsurgery 3 года назад +386

    A meth pipe just manifested itself on my desk after I saw this video.

    • @savagesock3598
      @savagesock3598 3 года назад +7

      Underrated comment

    • @fabianherrmann6398
      @fabianherrmann6398 3 года назад +14

      Officer I swear I was only watching RCR when suddenly....

    • @darksu6947
      @darksu6947 3 года назад +1

      Do you need my lighter?

    • @savagesock3598
      @savagesock3598 3 года назад +3

      @@darksu6947 Oh look, the methhead side of RUclips

    • @darksu6947
      @darksu6947 3 года назад +1

      @@savagesock3598 Yay!

  • @TURBOBLU-fx6mn
    @TURBOBLU-fx6mn 3 года назад +387

    A guy tried selling us one of these and I distinctly remember him saying “lemme tell ya something, democracy in America died in 1776”

    • @RNCHFND
      @RNCHFND 3 года назад +16

      My ears are bleeding

    • @TheMsdos25
      @TheMsdos25 3 года назад +24

      Damn loyalists!

    • @dancearoundtheworld5360
      @dancearoundtheworld5360 3 года назад +5

      Cyclone style on this van would be sick

    • @stev3548
      @stev3548 3 года назад +4

      1976, i can agree with.

    • @kevinnorris6558
      @kevinnorris6558 3 года назад +3

      He’s technically not wrong. If my memory serves me correctly, our country is a republic rather than a Democracy. Nothing wrong with that of course, as being a republic has served us well.

  • @bannisher
    @bannisher 2 года назад +8

    As a Pennsylvanianian who HAS purchased inspections stickers during a lean time.... you're doing gods work.

  • @bbvetromile
    @bbvetromile 3 года назад +85

    The 1994 Dodge Caravan broke my parents’ heart. They had been a four car Dodge family, and this van was the last straw. They went Toyota.

    • @DaLatinKnight
      @DaLatinKnight 2 года назад +8

      Oh, so my family isn't the only one who's family went Dodge -> Toyota for life

  • @dafiltafish
    @dafiltafish 3 года назад +891

    This van represents exactly how I don't want my life to turn out.

    • @jayive34
      @jayive34 3 года назад +66

      It's the car of a man who gave up on his dream and life aspirations.

    • @banshee8989
      @banshee8989 3 года назад +41

      @@jayive34 ouch... that hurts. I have done OK in life but NO, My dreams of being a fighter pilot are over. I just could not keep my second head out of the bush.

    • @romeo_alpha0176
      @romeo_alpha0176 3 года назад +17

      Hey I wouldn’t be where I’m at now if it wasn’t for a Dodge Caravan. It’s given me awesome experiences until a man who gave up on his dreams crashed his Isuzu Rodeo into my van. 😕

    • @sammy13ificationable
      @sammy13ificationable 3 года назад +16

      What if I told you could bolt a 4g63t into it

    • @dafiltafish
      @dafiltafish 3 года назад +1

      @@sammy13ificationable Well, yes, you could, but then you'd be that guy with a turbo van and of all the chryslers that can make choo-choo noises, the caravan's novelty will wear off the fastest.

  • @loganhuntervagle
    @loganhuntervagle 3 года назад +680

    “I know what’s coming next...”
    FOUR POLICE CARS

    • @hemifan3925
      @hemifan3925 3 года назад +47

      This happened in my old neighborhood. Don't forget the old crappy Nissan with 4 different wheels. Luckily I moved out before it consumed the street.

    • @DrewLSsix
      @DrewLSsix 3 года назад +24

      Or apparently the repo man.

    • @Blingchachink
      @Blingchachink 3 года назад

      HAHAHA

    • @ShitHappensRLY
      @ShitHappensRLY 3 года назад +9

      @@hemifan3925 silver altima/sentra with missing plastic hubcaps, huge scratch on the side and piles of garbage on the floor, smoking from burning oil

    • @juliogonzo2718
      @juliogonzo2718 3 года назад +17

      @@DrewLSsix if your $600 Van is getting repo'ed, you done fucked up

  • @remytv
    @remytv 3 года назад +78

    I was a freshly licensed 16 years old, my gf was 14, her dad let me borrow his van so we could go to the city, it was an old caravan like that. Nothing bad happened, but I gotta say, it sounds weird when I think back, I'd never let my kids do this, lol.

    • @otto_jk
      @otto_jk 3 года назад +10

      Helicopter parent, huh?

    • @robertschnobert9090
      @robertschnobert9090 2 года назад +5

      I think it's illegal being in a relationship with a 14 year old. I have to report you to the authorities 🥵

    • @leorickt.9604
      @leorickt.9604 2 года назад +10

      @@robertschnobert9090 16 and 14 is legal in canada. 18 and 14 is not.

    • @mcfarofinha134
      @mcfarofinha134 Год назад +2

      @@robertschnobert9090 romeo and juliet laws. Not illegal unless one of them is 18

  • @BokBarber
    @BokBarber 3 года назад +27

    You forgot that the kid seated on the right hand side of the back bench had the unspeakable power to pull the handle to flatten the back seat at any time, causing their siblings to crash backwards when they least expected.

  • @jameswisowaty915
    @jameswisowaty915 3 года назад +429

    "Responsibility always comes crashing down like a New Mexico weather balloon."
    Nice.

    • @WillOnSomething
      @WillOnSomething 3 года назад +6

      It was actually Zoidberg :)

    • @miloszmaras6842
      @miloszmaras6842 3 года назад +2

      Ah, balloon boy, a simpler time that I’m too young to remember.

    • @emmanuelwil-jeff
      @emmanuelwil-jeff 3 года назад

      bro mr regular getting a lil too reel there for me ik his responsibility talks are needed but man that's not what im trying to do but ig im learning things about my time i didn't know when i was a 90s SOB

  • @ernstbergerbrent
    @ernstbergerbrent 3 года назад +405

    Holy shit the "kickstarting a political discussion with your nurse as they hook up the IV bag" is scary accurate. I lost track of how many times a patient has tried that with me. I just wanna be like, if I give you morphine will you stop talking about politics please.

    • @inucune
      @inucune 3 года назад +23

      2 hydros and you have a deal.

    • @5roundsrapid263
      @5roundsrapid263 3 года назад +11

      I had morphine in the hospital once. If you’re giving me some, I’ll do whatever you say...

    • @ingej003
      @ingej003 3 года назад +9

      usually i just talk about food when i get an iv because i usually haven't eaten in over a day by the time I'm getting one for my procedure

    • @dallesamllhals9161
      @dallesamllhals9161 3 года назад

      Erh..HI from Denmark :-/

    • @markmiller3279
      @markmiller3279 3 года назад +7

      Yeah, so true. There are so many more appropriate topics, if the nurse has the time and inclination to chat. While on chemo I got to know the nurses in the infusion clinic pretty well, because I was in my thirties and superficially well, where most of the patients around me in beds were ancient or very ill. Still, I'd never have brought up politics.

  • @dddymike
    @dddymike 3 года назад +102

    My friends and I left the strip club with 2 dancers one night. The one dancer had a 5 speed caravan with three child seats in it. We all piled in and went home to party. What a great night.

  • @positivelysteve
    @positivelysteve 3 года назад +13

    This one hits home. My parents bought a first-gen Voyager when I was born and they got the 5-speed manual. I learned how to drive in its 1992 replacement but they went for the automatic on the second one. Many years and 3 transmissions later, they traded it in for a '04 Forrester that they still have. And, yeah, my town went nuts when the Taco Bell opened. It was like we'd finally made it. No more driving to York for Taco Bell, and yet, we never seemed to go to the local one.

  • @JamesPSmith1980
    @JamesPSmith1980 3 года назад +557

    I always loved Chrysler's brutally simplistic gauge cluster.

    • @thatguyoverthere531
      @thatguyoverthere531 3 года назад +21

      If it works, why make it more complicated than it needs to be?

    • @RealmCenter40
      @RealmCenter40 3 года назад +8

      There’s a turbo 5 speed one of these on cars and bids right now or at least there was on Friday.

    • @2WhiteAndNerdy
      @2WhiteAndNerdy 3 года назад +9

      Sure. When they work. Ours didn't last long and it was crazy expensive to replace. Common issue. Van was such a POS. Lol

    • @phasmata3813
      @phasmata3813 3 года назад +11

      It has three needles. My 97 Jeep Cherokee has that beat with two needles: speed and fuel (in the position and size of the tachometer). Everything else is guaged-sized idiot lights where the gauges would be on every other trim.

    • @cherrypepsi2815
      @cherrypepsi2815 3 года назад +19

      @# 3.14 fuck off

  • @brianaustin1328
    @brianaustin1328 3 года назад +513

    One large reason this car is still on the road: the manual transmission.

    • @markmiller3279
      @markmiller3279 3 года назад +22

      That and the fact that they sold huge numbers of these things. I see them pretty regularly.

    • @Texaca
      @Texaca 3 года назад +38

      ...the automatics were always crap in these vehicles 🤔

    • @82f100swb
      @82f100swb 3 года назад +13

      The three speeds that those 4 cylinders had were pretty bulletproof. The overdrive ones the V6's had sucked.

    • @MrWolfSnack
      @MrWolfSnack 3 года назад +23

      No it is not. Far from it. They are still on the road because they sold in the hundreds of thousands and they are reliable and dependable. The manual transmission ones are the FIRST to hit the junkyard because when you are living on $1k a month you cannot afford to fix shit like that. They end up scrapped and the person goes and buys a used Corolla or something.
      Also MT models sold in the least numbers when new because your target market for a minivan did not want a manual, and much of the manuals that did sell in the decades since have ended up in Russia from gray market mafia exports.
      Which also segways into why the Camry AllTracs are rare. Putting a locking 4WD sedan into the hands and price bracket of a high school and college student ensured they all were scrapped before the millennium even hit. They need a lot of maintenance and upkeep - something car owners are incapable of anymore.

    • @kevinfilbin7688
      @kevinfilbin7688 3 года назад +11

      The manual transmission is the total value of the car, I would not be interested in it otherwise. Also, if the current owner is entertaining bids I am prepared to make a reasonable offer

  • @RobinDale50
    @RobinDale50 3 года назад +40

    "My dad loved his! It went through 2 transmissions!" Of course it did, it's a Chrysler product. Probably before 100k miles too

  • @shrinjaymukherjee7297
    @shrinjaymukherjee7297 3 года назад +111

    This review makes me feel like I understand the experience and asthetic of a 3-4 child, divorce-ridden, rural-area, overwhelmingly conservative family with a sub 60k household income from the Midwestern US in the mid 2000s, despite being Canadian, urban, and hardly remembering the time period. RCR is a storyteller.

    • @sirrivet9557
      @sirrivet9557 Год назад +7

      This is a sub 40k income car at least. Also this seems more like a weird gen x formerly conservative but now liberal car. This might just be me projecting my own weird family events and issues on to this car.

  • @meisenhut31
    @meisenhut31 3 года назад +82

    My god, the cubby lid bouncing itself back closed. That is a memory lodged deep in my brain that I hadn't thought of in decades

    • @witchcraftauto
      @witchcraftauto 3 года назад +6

      Why couldn't they have made the entire car with whatever magic they used to make that latch last forever?!!

    • @codyberg91
      @codyberg91 3 года назад +1

      That was our family van 92 Voyager same thing lol and yup haha the fuel pump sounding like a spaceship the starter was so soft when it turned over

  • @beaubryant8381
    @beaubryant8381 3 года назад +200

    "It went thru 2 transmissions." That could be the epitaph of the dodge caravan.

    • @lsswappedcessna
      @lsswappedcessna 3 года назад +29

      "It went thru 2 transmissions." That could be the epitaph of the dodge -caravan.-
      fixed that for ya

    • @derekisthematrix
      @derekisthematrix 3 года назад +7

      Only 2? 😁

    • @randymagnum143
      @randymagnum143 3 года назад +2

      Roflmao! Jatco cvt much?

    • @zlinedavid
      @zlinedavid 2 года назад +2

      “…..in 3.5 years.”

    • @jasonhsu4711
      @jasonhsu4711 2 года назад +5

      Isn't Chrysler as a whole notorious for bad transmissions?

  • @WolfHreda
    @WolfHreda 3 года назад +79

    "For the small town that gets worked into a lather whenever a new fast food franchise opens." So it's personal attacks now, Mr. Regular? 🤣

    • @BigFingerRo
      @BigFingerRo 3 года назад +5

      Man got welcomed into Altoona with open arms, and this is how he repays them. That's just plain rotten!

    • @captaincrunch8333
      @captaincrunch8333 2 года назад +3

      He doth project too much.

  • @Slash27015
    @Slash27015 3 года назад +84

    Childhood dream.
    Get one of these, and replace the rear seats with a row of excessively big subwoofers.
    Then cruise at 10mph through suburban areas with the foulest 80's rap making dads reach for their bibles.

    • @ShitHappensRLY
      @ShitHappensRLY 3 года назад +19

      but be careful because you can find yourself in area where the bible is a case for 9mm semi auto

    • @acreativename7999
      @acreativename7999 2 года назад +6

      @@ShitHappensRLY ahh... America

    • @danmartin7823
      @danmartin7823 2 года назад +1

      Or some BONES and $uicideboy$, with some Three 6 mixed in.

  • @Cubeeeeeeeee
    @Cubeeeeeeeee 3 года назад +74

    "The condom broke, and now you're stuck with this dodge caravan" could have been the entire video

  • @typhonfox2236
    @typhonfox2236 3 года назад +186

    Totally getting Malcolm in the middle vibes from this van

    • @brandon2076
      @brandon2076 3 года назад +9

      light blue with woody side panels, ahh the memories

    • @nathanlewis5682
      @nathanlewis5682 3 года назад +5

      The Malcolm in the middle van had a sliding window in the sliding door if I recall correctly.

    • @42luke93
      @42luke93 3 года назад +2

      @@nathanlewis5682
      Yeah it did. Unusual feature and it was leather.

    • @nathanchildress5596
      @nathanchildress5596 3 года назад +8

      Theirs was a first gen, but the vibe is still there

    • @nathanlewis5682
      @nathanlewis5682 3 года назад +2

      @@nathanchildress5596 did first gen have the v6 engine? I thought I saw the V6 tag on the front fender on the Malcolm in the middle van.

  • @jamesbashaw5831
    @jamesbashaw5831 3 года назад +10

    2:23 You just took me back to my childhood.

    • @Mcali1984
      @Mcali1984 3 года назад +2

      That part made me laugh so hard. Damn lid.

  • @Jakobly
    @Jakobly 3 года назад +18

    his accent really came out when he was trying to open the "coobie hole"

  • @chillinlikeaphilin
    @chillinlikeaphilin 3 года назад +138

    "For the small town that gets worked into a lather whenever a new fastfood franchise opens."
    That hit a little to close to home, ngl.

    • @joeandmax1
      @joeandmax1 3 года назад +3

      It’s not just small towns. The San Diego Cane’s was a M A D H O U S E when it opened here.

    • @nperry106
      @nperry106 3 года назад +6

      In 1997 a Taco Bell opened in my hometown and we set the single day sales record on opening day. There was a line out the door. I was there. That gordita was worth the wait.

    • @acrspeed
      @acrspeed 3 года назад +1

      @@joeandmax1 When an In-n-out opened in Scottsdale, AZ, there was a 4+ hour line. News helicopters were circling overhead. It was crazy.

  • @christopherconard2831
    @christopherconard2831 3 года назад +155

    Laughing at the beginning. I paid $600 for my 94 Caravan. But that was back in 2002.

    • @MCTogs
      @MCTogs 3 года назад +5

      Cars lose value so fast in the US it's insane. Here where I live you'd be lucky to find a '94 car under the equivalent of 1500 USD

    • @gavinthroop2839
      @gavinthroop2839 3 года назад +8

      Togs if it’s in good shape you wouldn’t find a car under 1,000 here, no matter what year.

    • @wigletron2846
      @wigletron2846 3 года назад +8

      @@gavinthroop2839 94 caravan 200k miles $3,000. It's a classic, no tire kickers I know what I have. Cash in hand

    • @brysonkuhn3290
      @brysonkuhn3290 3 года назад +1

      @@gavinthroop2839 really? I find running cars for like $500 pretty often. Usually cavaliers or old saturn's but still

    • @nthgth
      @nthgth 3 года назад +1

      @@brysonkuhn3290 where do you see them? Sites like Auto Tempest? Print ads?

  • @danimal4300
    @danimal4300 3 года назад +9

    I've seen two 5 speeds, the one was a dark blue, no rear seats (no mounting holes), and it was a TURBO! I did the oil change on it when I worked at firestone a few years back.
    It was in great shape and all original.

  • @Spaztar
    @Spaztar 3 года назад +10

    My dad had this van when I was growing up, and you basically nailed every single thing about it. When he had it, he was a man with an established career and an established family, living in a quiet middle class neighborhood, so a Dodge Caravan was basically the cherry on top of that "I have my life together" vibe. Now when you see one of these, the vibe is the exact opposite. You can smell the meth and broken dreams just looking at this thing.
    I've always loved how poignant you get with your videos, especially at 10:34. "Embrace the transience and impermanence of your car. Enjoy it for a limited time in participating lifetimes, because so are you."

  • @benvaun1330
    @benvaun1330 3 года назад +261

    "...for the guy whose only valentine comes from team snapchat."
    Going to be honest, i feel attacked.

    • @stevensmith5784
      @stevensmith5784 3 года назад +3

      Yeah and I don't even drive this van, let alone any van....

    • @Mrsk8park
      @Mrsk8park 3 года назад +2

      i let out an audible jesus christ thats hard after this one

    • @drumhead89
      @drumhead89 3 года назад

      I feel personally victimized by that line lmao

  • @linktidal2902
    @linktidal2902 3 года назад +450

    Only real rcr fans remember when the title was “caraven”

    • @battledroid812
      @battledroid812 3 года назад +29

      4 minutes ago lol

    • @niconicht4982
      @niconicht4982 3 года назад +12

      still to this moment

    • @barf1885
      @barf1885 3 года назад +2

      Still is lol
      7:34 am
      3/1/21
      (My time zone at least)

    • @jefferyepstein9210
      @jefferyepstein9210 3 года назад +1

      I saved mine with a screenshot 😂

    • @noheadundead
      @noheadundead 3 года назад +5

      I’m going to replace the CARAVAN emblem on the rear hatch with a CARAVEN one. Lol!

  • @biglou4559
    @biglou4559 3 года назад +17

    The condom broke and you end up in a Caravan? It was always one of my greatest fears. LOL Classic. Nice work guys.

  • @geffenleffen123
    @geffenleffen123 3 года назад +17

    There is a 94 Dodge Caravan in my neighborhood... I know its previous owner... and know who owns it now, alot of truths about what this van represents now.

  • @jondaniels4325
    @jondaniels4325 3 года назад +59

    I can smell the interior of this van

  • @Tainted79
    @Tainted79 3 года назад +129

    I would drive that van with a bumper sticker that says " the condom broke, now I drive a Caravan"

    • @comboballer
      @comboballer 3 года назад +10

      or just "the condom broke"

    • @aceboogie8986
      @aceboogie8986 3 года назад +1

      😂😂😂

    • @freestang6662
      @freestang6662 3 года назад +11

      How about "I Could've Bought Meth Instead"

    • @wronggg
      @wronggg 3 года назад

      @@freestang6662 more meth

    • @Biker_Gremling
      @Biker_Gremling 3 года назад +3

      "Pulling out don't work" or "Just the tip is just enough"

  • @suveersingh2871
    @suveersingh2871 3 года назад +5

    The ending ballad was beautiful

  • @831jperry
    @831jperry 3 года назад +9

    “It’s like driving missy Elliott’s inflatable suit” 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @e4t662
    @e4t662 3 года назад +57

    "The illegitimate son of Sitting Bull and Teddy Roosevelt". Classic.

  • @badledgend1172
    @badledgend1172 3 года назад +124

    I can't stop laughing at the door cubby bit!

    • @Lianpe98
      @Lianpe98 3 года назад +10

      *OH FOR F_CK SAKE! HOW HARD IS THAT IS NUTS, YOU CAN'T...* There we go. ( 2:23 )

    • @9063rx
      @9063rx 3 года назад +6

      It almost looks like you’re supposed to push down on it first and then it pops up....

    • @thisisntsergio1352
      @thisisntsergio1352 3 года назад +5

      I felt real second hand frustration lol

    • @itssanktime82
      @itssanktime82 3 года назад +1

      I laughed so hard!

    • @baselhs
      @baselhs 3 года назад +2

      Chrysler’s overengineering

  • @DFX2KX
    @DFX2KX 3 года назад +4

    The sound of that cubby snapping open and then closed made me go into a wave of nostalgia.

  • @Levi_The_Giant
    @Levi_The_Giant 3 года назад +8

    My friend had one back in the mid-aughts at college. We discovered that carrying a few cinder-blocks in the back of it improved the handling.

  • @chillin92386
    @chillin92386 3 года назад +30

    I learned to drive in one of these. My favorite feature was the blown out shocks that let me go whatever speed I wanted over train tracks. Didn't matter.

    • @Jack-dw4cd
      @Jack-dw4cd 3 года назад +1

      Mine does that too, speed bumps at 40? Not a problem. For the van, the concision is very real though.

  • @theadvocate4698
    @theadvocate4698 3 года назад +69

    I remember a country girl driving one of those too fast on back roads, i was in fear and in love....

  • @jamesgiddrey4892
    @jamesgiddrey4892 3 года назад +2

    very nice. I've found myself becoming drawn back to these videos recently. I've been watching since 2014 and the format and style has just become such a comforting theme. I'll watch RCR videos and they're just so engaging and familiar that it really checks me out of whatever my life is like at the moment, but in the nicest way possible. The analogies about the vehicles fictional owners are so accurate, I really feel like you guys are talking about someone I know, or someone I've heard about through the grapevine. Anyways. good work. Adios, bell ends!

  • @lordree2949
    @lordree2949 2 года назад

    It's an incredible experience watching this video. I might not be there in that van but I understand the exact emotions explained throughout. It hit me a lot harder than I imagined it would. Great review as always.

  • @nagosnell
    @nagosnell 3 года назад +64

    Honestly, the past owner probably financed this thing for $4k-$5k from a sketchy car lot using a questionable bank.

    • @jaxes88
      @jaxes88 3 года назад +14

      Or the sketchy lot is owned by a sketchy finance company that caters to tweakers, welfare bums, etc.

    • @joshua.harazin
      @joshua.harazin 3 года назад +7

      @@jaxes88 and lower-enlisted soldiers.

    • @Marklin15
      @Marklin15 3 года назад +6

      About 7 minutes in he mentions it was repoed about 15 years ago and sat.

    • @irwinisidro
      @irwinisidro 3 года назад +1

      This is why you have to avoid buying a used car from dealerships and lots. If its not the overpriced vehicle as opposed to the actual value, its the financing and hidden fees that will get you. Heck I still see cars from the 90s still being repoed because they couldn't pay the monthly payments for a dealership or used car lots.

    • @noheadundead
      @noheadundead 3 года назад +9

      @@Marklin15 Mr Regular was slightly wrong on this. It sat for 5 years until I got it last year. The guy I bought this from purchased it from a repo auction / lot. The lady that it was repo’ed from keyed the leaving hell out of this thing. It was still keyed when I got it, except the exposed metal was rusted to hell. I spent countless hours fixing up the keyed areas (plus all of the other body issues it had.)

  • @oneopinion6806
    @oneopinion6806 3 года назад +25

    "I know what's coming next! 4 police cars." got me good.

  • @JohnDoe-vm2di
    @JohnDoe-vm2di 2 года назад +6

    Thank you kind sir for giving me 12 straight minutes of laughter. You had me crying at the bit where someone had it repo’d over a measly 500$

  • @TheSnoipeh
    @TheSnoipeh 3 года назад +2

    2.5 5mt, grew up in one of these. Thanks for the trip through nostalgia lane.

  • @janpaulus3977
    @janpaulus3977 3 года назад +92

    This is the kind of car you would see at anime conventions

    • @deathbycitrus2369
      @deathbycitrus2369 3 года назад +11

      Absolutely true, there was always one of these at Youmacon, complete with an "OTAKU" vanity plate.

    • @Meekmillan
      @Meekmillan 3 года назад +11

      As either capes or long coats hop out with enough force to visibly tilt the van

    • @AhuizotlXiuh
      @AhuizotlXiuh 3 года назад +11

      It's either the van nobody will lose their virginity in or the one with more people than seats banging in the back. No in between.

    • @cheekibreeki3607
      @cheekibreeki3607 3 года назад +7

      I can smell the sweat already
      "Yeah I tinted the back windows so I can change into my Jiraya cosplay there."

    • @andrewloomissstand3329
      @andrewloomissstand3329 3 года назад +1

      @@deathbycitrus2369 Sounds about right. I miss Youmacon.

  • @stefenpapiez9354
    @stefenpapiez9354 3 года назад +559

    Took me a full 5 minutes to realize the van is wearing a face mask

    • @JAMESWUERTELE
      @JAMESWUERTELE 3 года назад +92

      The brainwashing runs deep

    • @kevinnorris6558
      @kevinnorris6558 3 года назад +46

      @@JAMESWUERTELE Some people may try to put two masks on their vehicle 😆

    • @aaronblair9583
      @aaronblair9583 3 года назад +49

      @@JAMESWUERTELE brainwashing? I have 23 dead friends from covid. Maybe you're the one that has been brainwashed.

    • @aaronblair9583
      @aaronblair9583 3 года назад +5

      @FBG KOut ??? Abe simpson???

    • @aaronblair9583
      @aaronblair9583 3 года назад +27

      @FBG KOut your lack of compassion is telling. I'm sure several were. But 6 were in the navy. And one ran a marathon every weekend. Over half of them were under 35. Even if this disease has a high survival rate you are ignoring it's high contagiousness. A 99% survival rate means alot less when it infects people at a rate 1000 times more than say, the flu.
      Seriously tho, yo have me curious. What the hell does abe simpson mean?lol

  • @tilliesinabottle
    @tilliesinabottle 3 года назад +2

    11:59 love the vice grip permanently holding those two things together

  • @brokeboycustom7655
    @brokeboycustom7655 3 года назад +1

    Man watching this definitely brought some nostalgia from my childhood. My dad loved his grand caravan so much he bought a parts car for it to keep it alive

  • @vasekvi
    @vasekvi 3 года назад +36

    When I lived in the Czech Republic in the early 90s it was interesting to see these over there factory equipped with a manual transmission.

    • @GreatGodSajuuk
      @GreatGodSajuuk 3 года назад +6

      My dad imported a 1st gen Voyager from Germany into Lithuania and it honestly ruled, later on he got a 2nd gen in late 2000s again from Germany in mint condition and it also honestly was great. They were never too cheap here and were kind of actually considered to be a bit of a fancy family car as you had to afford the gas to run them compared to the typical vw or audi station wagon.

  • @jairotena8281
    @jairotena8281 3 года назад +34

    OGs remembering his aforementioned Caravan was the 3rd overall ep of RCR

  • @DickyLeeeee
    @DickyLeeeee 3 года назад +15

    "50 free hours of AOL" got me laughing way too hard for 3:00 AM. Thx for that!

  • @charlessanborn551
    @charlessanborn551 3 года назад

    This kind of review is what made this channel...love it

  • @presidentmc9054
    @presidentmc9054 3 года назад +90

    "The RUsty Sandusky"

    • @troysmith159
      @troysmith159 3 года назад +4

      Classic

    • @DerCrawlerVomUrAnus
      @DerCrawlerVomUrAnus 3 года назад +9

      I'm in a porta-potty on the north end of campus.
      I'm in a porta-potty on the north end of campus.
      I'm on a porta-potty and no one's around.
      Hello everybody in town!

    • @andrewloomissstand3329
      @andrewloomissstand3329 3 года назад +5

      The Dodge Caravan is good for hauling kids around.
      The Dodge Caravan is good for hauling kiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

  • @mikecamcorder3419
    @mikecamcorder3419 3 года назад +40

    The official car of a Latino home and office cleaning service here in South Florida.

    • @5roundsrapid263
      @5roundsrapid263 3 года назад +3

      Not just South Florida, but anywhere there are Latinos. It’s either one of these or a Chevy Astro.

    • @marcusdamberger
      @marcusdamberger 3 года назад +1

      @@5roundsrapid263 You never see those Astro's hardly anymore. I think I saw one last week. The other one you never see anymore is the Ford Aerostar, I remember the commercial for the Aerostar compared it's profile to the shape of the space shuttle so you knew it was aerodynamic. Never mind if you ask a astronaut who's flown the Space shuttle that they compare it to a flying brick.

  • @rci-mf2we
    @rci-mf2we 3 года назад

    A Caravan MT??? This might be one of the biggest surprises your channel has ever thrust upon me! Fantastic!

  • @arcoeagle
    @arcoeagle 3 года назад

    I learned to drive on a 92 Dodge Grand Caravan. Dad bought it used for mom, and it took about a year for the cigarette stench to die down. It was the only van driven to band camp that one summer, but it didn't bother me much. I had freedom! Thanks for reviving old memories!

  • @joshbrailsford
    @joshbrailsford 3 года назад +94

    Kinda reminds me of the second gen Renault Espace we got here in the UK. My dad and granddad each had one back in the early '90s and I have fond memories of them. But if I saw one now, it would also conjure the same feelings as these Caravans apparently do. The few survivors are run into the ground in the same way that their owners are run into the ground.

    • @hamstirrer6882
      @hamstirrer6882 3 года назад +1

      Wow I was thinking the exact same. When I was a kid in the 90s my mum had a mark 1 Espace, huge white thing, and then a fiat ulysse after that, which was the first car I learned to spanner on as it sat in the driveway for months with bald tyres and failed MOT.
      The family car of choice is now a german SUV for rich people, or a crossover hatch thing for poors. The only people you see with old MPVs are those who want a cheap hack for trips to the tip, or just as a dog car, no ones gonna preserve them

    • @richardharrold9736
      @richardharrold9736 3 года назад +2

      @@hamstirrer6882 the sad reality is that the Espace was a superb piece of engineering by Matra, a hugely clever vehicle that was economical and easy to repair by design. Chris Harris has spoken about them and says he thinks they're infinitely superior to SUVs.

    • @crezychameau
      @crezychameau 3 года назад

      Funny the espace 2 jumped to my mind also, even though i've never even been inside one. They just embody so much the spirit of abandonning everything in favor of practicality. The part about being grossly underpowered match so well too :/

    • @RobRandomVids
      @RobRandomVids 3 года назад

      Unfortunately I can't think of the MK1 Renault Espace without thinking of Harold Shipman...

    • @richardharrold9736
      @richardharrold9736 3 года назад

      @@RobRandomVids yeah, and Peter Sutcliffe's Rover P6 3500S was the identical twin of my dad's (the Norfolk farmer Tony Martin also had one in the same spec), but I will always associate that car primarily with my dad...

  • @FiregemGaming
    @FiregemGaming 3 года назад +84

    Man that’s crazy you don’t see manual minivans all that often

    • @SkylineFTW97
      @SkylineFTW97 3 года назад +10

      The only one made since this was discontinued in 1995 was the Mazda 5 (at least in the US), and even those are hard to find in Manual.

    • @rslover65
      @rslover65 3 года назад +6

      @@SkylineFTW97 Toyota Previa could be had with a manual as well. Also rare

    • @SkylineFTW97
      @SkylineFTW97 3 года назад +4

      @@rslover65 The manual option was discontinued in the US after the 1993 Model year.

    • @timma_thy
      @timma_thy 3 года назад +9

      You need a free hand to smack the kids in the middle seat.

    • @rickymuncy7806
      @rickymuncy7806 3 года назад +4

      yeah because they don't sell lol

  • @Mikeguardiani
    @Mikeguardiani 3 года назад +4

    My parents had a '94 Caravan when I was a kid. The thing I remember most about them was the horn buttons and how weird they were. And the trick to opening the cubbys is to not let go of them and keep your fingers under the lid so it can't close. Sure, you're gonna smash your fingers but at least you can grab your sunglasses that your sister put in there

  • @zacks240sx
    @zacks240sx 3 года назад +1

    I dont watch these for the car but I watch them cause I love your style. I gotta say this one is one of the best.

  • @UnknownGaming-wy7vg
    @UnknownGaming-wy7vg 3 года назад +12

    "Were not aiming for the truck"

  • @joelaugustin6407
    @joelaugustin6407 3 года назад +35

    My parents bought one from some friends for $1 when I was 7(?). They drove it into the ground. Eventually we removed all the seats and my dad used it to move around rocks and firewood, drag logs, whatever the farm needed done. Seeing you failing to open the door cubby brought me back. It was a really great piece of shit.

  • @ThatcherLyman
    @ThatcherLyman 3 года назад +1

    So many memories - we had a '93 5-speed that replaced the '88 1st gen 5-speed. I remember being tailgated by a semi driving up a long, steep hill on the way home from a music lesson - the 4 banger was giving all it had. But wow - thanks for bringing back all the memories of the little details like the cubbies, that weird washer fluid filler for the rear window, the push button headlights (which often failed and we had to stop for 10 minutes while they calmed down before they would work again), and those pull-out cup holders, and the springy star emblem. Fun times.

  • @El_Chompo
    @El_Chompo 3 года назад

    My parents had one of these vans when we were growing up. I always liked it, we never had any problems with it. I always loved how naturally low they were to the ground it was crazy they almost seem lowered from the factory which is great for handling and appearance. I swear when you looked under it the chassis was inches from the ground.
    We upgraded to the next generation van after some years when they changed to the roundy eggplant style and that one ended up needing a new transmission and I remember my parents were not happy about it.

  • @lsgreger2645
    @lsgreger2645 3 года назад +17

    Head slapping moment when he explained why there were lemons painted on the front! I literally said ," OH Yeah!"

    • @RobCamp-rmc_0
      @RobCamp-rmc_0 3 года назад +5

      I thought they were pineapples at first

    • @lsgreger2645
      @lsgreger2645 3 года назад +2

      @@RobCamp-rmc_0 I did too! Then I thought they were faded pears................then when he mentioned the lemon rally was the oh yeah moment.

  • @rustbeltrich2197
    @rustbeltrich2197 3 года назад +67

    My childhood minivan was a Mercury Villager, called “The Pillager” by my dad. Mr. Regular I’d love to see you review one of those some day!

    • @7viewerlogic670
      @7viewerlogic670 3 года назад +2

      LoL!

    • @eduardoreyes2933
      @eduardoreyes2933 3 года назад +6

      Lol my dad still has his 97 Villager to this day...

    • @rustbeltrich2197
      @rustbeltrich2197 3 года назад +1

      @@eduardoreyes2933 your dad sounds like a smart man!

    • @antonym24
      @antonym24 2 года назад +2

      my neighbor and former friends dad had one of these. they got it from their grandma after theyre Mitsubishi Montero blew up cause they started taking things off the car too scrap for meth money. ended up selling the villager after taking off the exhausts cats and anything else they could scrap. shame what drugs do too people

  • @lordcockwaffle3919
    @lordcockwaffle3919 3 года назад +1

    I remember back in High School (2005) a senior had one of these and it blew my ever loving mind that a minivan had a manual transmission..
    That memory is old enough to drive

  • @epiglottisdynasty
    @epiglottisdynasty 3 года назад +1

    My mother had an 85 5MT Voyager when I was young. I didn't appreciate how cool a stick minivan was at the time. In part because it left us stranded so often.

  • @teratism143
    @teratism143 3 года назад +48

    My family had the MT version of this when I was in high school. I used to take the seats out, fill the back up with friends and do stupid $h!t in heavy snowstorms.

    • @7viewerlogic670
      @7viewerlogic670 3 года назад

      Was the factory gearshift that tall?? Nevermind, just heard this one was modded.

  • @noheadundead
    @noheadundead 3 года назад +35

    Well done! Thank you for reviewing my crappy van! We had a blast!

    • @sparkybutts142
      @sparkybutts142 3 года назад +1

      This car was parked in 1995?!

    • @CrossingRover
      @CrossingRover 3 года назад +2

      Enjoy your hunk of junk!

    • @noheadundead
      @noheadundead 3 года назад +2

      @@sparkybutts142 no. Mr regular mis-spoke. It sat for 5 years (2015 - 2020.)

    • @noheadundead
      @noheadundead 3 года назад

      @Jon The Motormouth you bet it is!

    • @ericbuist8218
      @ericbuist8218 3 года назад +2

      @@noheadundead COVAN-19! We rallied with you guys in New England; my brother and I were in the '68 Cougar, but continuous mechanical setbacks kept us from interacting with most other participants along the way. Good to see the COVAN is still going!

  • @skooks3
    @skooks3 3 года назад

    Fantastic closer song at the end there bud. Hit me in the feel.

  • @ShoeTheGreyCat
    @ShoeTheGreyCat 3 года назад +1

    As someone who grew up riding in the back seat of a 94 Grand Voyager, learned to drive on it, was the car I first took out when I got my license, got laid in the back that one time, borrowed it from my dad when I bought my first motorcycle to haul it back, and still use it occasionally to this day, this hits home.
    My dad still has that van, and other than a recent rear ending it got, is still in wholly working order. He swears by that vehicle. Ya know what, so do I.

  • @ajragle
    @ajragle 3 года назад +33

    I was really hoping there was an album called 50 Free Hours of AOL.

  • @quentins5692
    @quentins5692 3 года назад +38

    “I know what’s coming next: 4 POLICE CARS”

    • @grapesoder1301
      @grapesoder1301 3 года назад +1

      Actually whats coming next is a comment that says, "Hey, I watched the video too!"
      Bet you didn't expect THAT, wise guy!

  • @woodrubber4538
    @woodrubber4538 3 года назад +1

    I Have one of these with the 3.3 v6, 4-speed automatic, and BRIGHT RED PAINT!
    I love it.

  • @matthewtuel2747
    @matthewtuel2747 3 года назад +1

    Not gonna lie, the nostalgia is strong in this video!
    Like Mr. Regular, I also learned to drive in a ‘94 Plymouth Voyager (99% identical, sharing even the hood ornament). By that time, vans were not cool but I didn’t care because I got to drive the van I grew up in! We took many road trips in it, and took it to weekend boyscout campouts, band camp, among many more memorable moments.
    The main reasons this thing has survived is because of the 4 banger and the 5 speed.

  • @jamesslick4790
    @jamesslick4790 3 года назад +221

    I remember when "BOOMERS" were the "Me Generation", LOL.

    • @andyking894
      @andyking894 3 года назад +54

      Always have been...

    • @cranklabexplosion-labcentr8245
      @cranklabexplosion-labcentr8245 3 года назад +70

      They still are the “me” generation. Just to to a Hobby Lobby or a mc Donald’s drive thru and listen to how they treat employees.

    • @nthgth
      @nthgth 3 года назад +7

      @@cranklabexplosion-labcentr8245 I go to places like that all the time and people are generally more civil the older they are 🤷🏻‍♂️

    • @TheFinalFrontiersman
      @TheFinalFrontiersman 3 года назад +19

      @@nthgth you probably don't have any triggering physical features: my buddy and I were getting lunch one day and some old guy accosted us asking if we wanted to send him to the gulag, presumably because her jacket had a russian band name on it

    • @box3071
      @box3071 3 года назад +15

      @@TheFinalFrontiersman That's fucking hilarious, if I were you I would have said yes old man, you will pay for destroying the motherland.

  • @kaffielekobold8695
    @kaffielekobold8695 3 года назад +115

    1994 Dodge Caravan. Brought to you buy Poor Life Descisions. And never having enough condoms.

    • @noheadundead
      @noheadundead 3 года назад +9

      1994 Dodge Caravan - brought to you by “I’m 3 weeks late...”

  • @volvospeed850
    @volvospeed850 3 года назад

    Roman's song at the end hits right in the feels. Good stuff.

  • @AngryDogPerformance
    @AngryDogPerformance 2 года назад

    Please do a video on the types of owners you've met through the production of your videos. I love seeing the different attitudes that people have from the inward facing camera shots. Some are apathetic, some approach it with the enthusiasm of a rocker keying up a crowd, others are involved in your driving, and others still give the silent glances over to you to make sure you're driving their car properly. It's such a varied and interesting cross-section of types of drivers out there that it seems like it would make for an interesting episode.

  • @STUNT_GRANNY
    @STUNT_GRANNY 3 года назад +74

    I see Lemons Rally stickers on the rear windows and I now know the owner is KING. Same with the van and its owner wearing matching masks, that's awesome.

    • @noheadundead
      @noheadundead 3 года назад +6

      Thank you!

    • @jefferyepstein9210
      @jefferyepstein9210 3 года назад +3

      @@noheadundead
      Been a long time since I’ve seen a manual one

    • @noheadundead
      @noheadundead 3 года назад +5

      @@jefferyepstein9210 this was literally the first one that I’ve ever seen in person. When I saw it for sale on FB Marketplace, I knew that I had to have it.

    • @paddymotard
      @paddymotard 3 года назад +5

      Both are equally stupid. Too bad. This could have been a good one.

    • @jefferyepstein9210
      @jefferyepstein9210 3 года назад

      @@noheadundead
      Thanks for sharing it!!!!

  • @AdamG1983
    @AdamG1983 3 года назад +17

    "Was like putting all your stat boosts into Health"
    Okay, that got me

  • @daniel9111
    @daniel9111 3 года назад

    This video is extra good. Ive watched 70% of your videos👍

  • @stephenh5166
    @stephenh5166 3 года назад

    I get genuinely excited seeing these things in the wild. I don't know what it is but they so perfectly capture a small part of my early childhood.

  • @johnusername6645
    @johnusername6645 3 года назад +12

    there really is something melancholy about this car

  • @clintcommander
    @clintcommander 3 года назад +5

    Yo, can we talk about how beautiful and perfect that outro was?

  • @RenaissanceMan78
    @RenaissanceMan78 3 года назад

    My dad had one of these. Green, 1994, the Mitsu 3.0L with auto trans. He bought it new when I was in HS. Lots of memories there. Gotta say, that closing song/scene was a bit of a tear-jerker for me.

  • @bbbmw
    @bbbmw 3 года назад

    Some of the best commentary yet. 😍