Quarantine 2: Terminal (2011) KILL COUNT

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  • @DeadMeat
    @DeadMeat  4 года назад +1148

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  • @yakuza01
    @yakuza01 4 года назад +832

    The whole airplane/airport setup is actually very interesting, with a lot of potential. Wish it could have been in better hands and with a larger budget.

    • @avvor6373
      @avvor6373 4 года назад +19

      That jump scare was terrifying tho

    • @ShreyaSingh-to3pk
      @ShreyaSingh-to3pk 4 года назад +13

      I really wanna like this comment but you’re at 69 likes and I’m a person of substance

    • @roranaredhood7642
      @roranaredhood7642 Год назад +2

      ​@@ShreyaSingh-to3pkyou're an amazing person for that. Very cultured

  • @rhysjamesstewart927
    @rhysjamesstewart927 4 года назад +2412

    Preston wasn't infected. He was just in a hurry to tell you there's a settlement that needs your help. Here, he'll mark it on your map.

    • @bingbop9300
      @bingbop9300 4 года назад +21

      Rhys James Stewart nice

    • @yvettecastro1891
      @yvettecastro1891 4 года назад +10

      I don’t get it

    • @rhysjamesstewart927
      @rhysjamesstewart927 4 года назад +96

      @@yvettecastro1891 It's a reference to a game called Fallout 4 Wherein There's A character called Preston whom became a meme in the community.

    • @Yrtay_1
      @Yrtay_1 4 года назад +14

      Preston Was Not the Imposter

    • @thegodfather854
      @thegodfather854 4 года назад +4

      @@rhysjamesstewart927 yeah

  • @Playgamerbox
    @Playgamerbox 4 года назад +582

    -Chelsea, can we have Rec Movies?
    -No James, we have Rec Movies at home.
    *Rec Movies at home* :

  • @meatyboi4141
    @meatyboi4141 4 года назад +2372

    I DIED laughing when James looked into the camera and said “ I only want the best for my boys” he makes sponsorships so funny

    • @Nietabs
      @Nietabs 4 года назад +21

      Kill count number 1

    • @Iamkeev
      @Iamkeev 4 года назад +19

      Makes sponsors funny and doesnt seem force like others do

    • @AbiTshonti
      @AbiTshonti 3 года назад +3

      Agreed

    • @cledwardd
      @cledwardd 3 года назад +3

      Yeah and the way he says "Boys"

  • @mutant_tmh
    @mutant_tmh 4 года назад +3015

    I rarely get scared but the scene where the dudes arm gets grabbed in the truck made me jump.

    • @kittyclaus4507
      @kittyclaus4507 4 года назад +114

      Lol me too 😭😭😭I was so surprised

    • @TheKatiebugsTTV
      @TheKatiebugsTTV 4 года назад +26

      Same

    • @Mel__21
      @Mel__21 4 года назад +68

      That shit scared me too 😅

    • @monica-vb2ho
      @monica-vb2ho 4 года назад +63

      I jumped so hard 😂😂😂

    • @blitz_charged
      @blitz_charged 4 года назад +39

      That same scene made me jump

  • @peanutbutter1180
    @peanutbutter1180 4 года назад +5736

    James looks like the stoner drummer of the garage band. seriously though no hate I love you

    • @sadpungus7418
      @sadpungus7418 4 года назад +29

      True

    • @soophie5505
      @soophie5505 4 года назад +63

      you’re so right, it’s such a vibe

    • @gaminchase3405
      @gaminchase3405 4 года назад +14

      Omg I just noticed that

    • @leafeonking
      @leafeonking 4 года назад +35

      He looks like Keanu Reeves

    • @marijuanaknowsomething6743
      @marijuanaknowsomething6743 4 года назад +38

      He also looks like the guy behind the public library who sold me the dankest of the dank back when I first discovered the dank. Haha

  • @RoboJay-jq3cu
    @RoboJay-jq3cu 4 года назад +3829

    Just realized Terminal in the movie's title is most likely a double entendre, meaning both Airport Terminal and Terminal Illness.
    How you gonna have a title more clever than your whole movie?

    • @peytonburnsed2196
      @peytonburnsed2196 4 года назад +146

      *Big Brain Moment*

    • @antonelabakavic4045
      @antonelabakavic4045 4 года назад +116

      I don't think anyone thought of terminal illness when they named the movie. They are not that clever.

    • @rafasilva1265
      @rafasilva1265 4 года назад +47

      @@antonelabakavic4045 the people who didn't think of terminal as the double entendre? Yeah they ain't that clever. It is a clever title tho

    • @wyattpoppe1789
      @wyattpoppe1789 4 года назад +7

      I just realized that

    • @yummyprovolone7867
      @yummyprovolone7867 4 года назад +7

      Hey He Should Do Titanic

  • @sarahhenry1845
    @sarahhenry1845 Год назад +143

    For those who are curious about how Nial got infected, if you look back in the movie; some of Captain Forrest's infected blood got into Nial's eye when he shot him in the back.

    • @Wednesdaywoe1975
      @Wednesdaywoe1975 Год назад +10

      People get blood in their face and in their mouths multiple times in this movie, so everyone can be excused for not taking that ONE TIME seriously.
      It's like the people who made these movies never say 28 Days Later

    • @bigchunkof
      @bigchunkof Год назад +6

      @@Wednesdaywoe1975I don’t remember it happening that often during this movie, I think only one other time for Jenny.

    • @jymyrionwashington6849
      @jymyrionwashington6849 9 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@Wednesdaywoe1975yup.

    • @jymyrionwashington6849
      @jymyrionwashington6849 9 месяцев назад +2

      Yup true.

  • @cheezkid2689
    @cheezkid2689 4 года назад +797

    James' hair and beard are getting even crazier the more I watch. Soon enough, he'll be cosplaying Sweeney Todd and Jimmy Bones.

    • @trialerrorsharer9398
      @trialerrorsharer9398 4 года назад +14

      He also has potential for young colonel sanders san

    • @jimmyjon9970
      @jimmyjon9970 4 года назад +2

      He looks like Robert Battinson with his hair the way it is

    • @variable57
      @variable57 4 года назад +5

      At least he has hair....LeSigh.

    • @war10zx98
      @war10zx98 4 года назад +1

      @@variable57 don't worry, le'frog is here with brand new le'shampoo. It can help restore your le'hair back to prime days.

    • @williamsvard3867
      @williamsvard3867 4 года назад

      He looks like Goreng from The Hole tbh.

  • @tadessepalazuelos8059
    @tadessepalazuelos8059 4 года назад +922

    Psychiatrist: "Rockefeller James isn't real, he can't hurt you"
    Rockefeller James: "BUSINESS!"

  • @ben9842
    @ben9842 4 года назад +256

    Any kill count where James says business is an instant like for me.

  • @tracetysver
    @tracetysver 4 года назад +540

    Every time James does a manscaped sponsorship I feel like he's a goofy dad explaining puberty to his son.

    • @Quesoquantum
      @Quesoquantum 2 года назад +11

      "I only want the best for my boys" 😐

  • @saltshaker1118
    @saltshaker1118 4 года назад +511

    So, James looks like Tesco’s value John Wick but he legit is pulling it off

    • @MeredithLikely
      @MeredithLikely 4 года назад +1

      love a bloody Tesco lmao

    • @monochromeboi267
      @monochromeboi267 4 года назад +2

      Bitch I’ll have you know James is Waitrose/M&S tier, miss me with that Tesco shit

    • @Armuhdillo
      @Armuhdillo 4 года назад +2

      No he is not pulling it off

    • @saltshaker1118
      @saltshaker1118 4 года назад +2

      MONOCHROME BOI my sincerest apologies for not bequeathing him the correct title

    • @Spiderpoison2012
      @Spiderpoison2012 4 года назад +1

      @@Armuhdillo bro your name thomas you dont get to speak

  • @ONYX-or1qn
    @ONYX-or1qn 4 года назад +167

    13:33 that actually gave me a jump usually I never get scared because we have James narrating but dam this actually got me

    • @LALover2000
      @LALover2000 4 года назад +5

      omgggg same!! and i was watching this at 11pm in my room which is in the basement with all the lights off ooof

    • @cmz8160
      @cmz8160 4 года назад +3

      Fr

    • @SolrSurfr3
      @SolrSurfr3 4 года назад +2

      I nearly dropped my phone XD

    • @stepuptg4649
      @stepuptg4649 4 года назад +3

      Why did I click

    • @aspirationsDelineation
      @aspirationsDelineation 4 года назад +3

      I read this comment and knew it was coming and it still got me.

  • @mrldphntm1627
    @mrldphntm1627 4 года назад +1936

    It ain’t officially Friday until I have my cup of herbal tea and a fresh kill count. Cheers and more importantly “be good people”

  • @crabludioofficial6941
    @crabludioofficial6941 4 года назад +617

    That jumpscare in the truck after the CDC shoots himself ACTUALLY scared me, I almost dropped my phone on the floor

    • @jammitjames
      @jammitjames 3 года назад +10

      SAME LMFAOO

    • @georgejohnston494
      @georgejohnston494 3 года назад +15

      That was surprisingly jumpy

    • @julians201
      @julians201 3 года назад +3

      SAME WTF

    • @ihaveaweirdnotsolonguserna5270
      @ihaveaweirdnotsolonguserna5270 3 года назад

      Where is it

    • @tomato_rambo7006
      @tomato_rambo7006 3 года назад +4

      M8, before this scene I read your comment and after the guy shot himself I thought he was going to be infected but no it was the freaking guy on top of it who just jumpscared at me af!

  • @cheifscards27
    @cheifscards27 4 года назад +969

    “Are they heavy? If they’re heavy they’re expensive, put em back” nice Jurassic park reference😂😂

    • @Leo-ss5ss
      @Leo-ss5ss 4 года назад +12

      16:28 in case you were wondering

    • @GC4-
      @GC4- 4 года назад +8

      It’s funny cuz I have Jurassic Park playing in the background 😭

    • @slimegirl4099
      @slimegirl4099 4 года назад +4

      16:28 actually

    • @JohnSoapMacTavish-tb6pk
      @JohnSoapMacTavish-tb6pk 4 года назад +9

      @@slimegirl4099 Don't be that guy. Jesus Christ.

    • @theemagus9932
      @theemagus9932 4 года назад

      😹

  • @SenorTallon
    @SenorTallon 4 года назад +636

    The biggest crime this movie pulled is not casting John Esponja.

  • @greenblues7567
    @greenblues7567 4 года назад +278

    When James says BUISNESS it cures my depression a little more each time

    • @Alexcctx
      @Alexcctx 4 года назад

      Stop trying to be wholesome

    • @bednegochie4963
      @bednegochie4963 4 года назад

      @@Alexcctx I mean I already sicked about being and edge Lord you gotta put some light in that life to bring diversity

    • @luism.5568
      @luism.5568 4 года назад +2

      I really hope that your depression gets cured in no time.

    • @youngstormstroopr8375
      @youngstormstroopr8375 4 года назад

      Yep me too

    • @DrPonk
      @DrPonk 4 года назад +4

      With every instance we come one step closer to a "BUSINESS!" Supercut

  • @JustPlainRex
    @JustPlainRex 4 года назад +58

    one of the big reasons i love this guy is because the set back ground every kill count has a different back ground love it

  • @samanthar2626
    @samanthar2626 4 года назад +342

    Dude, I haven't seen the whole movie, but for a kid that started off having the, "Angsty vibe" George really turned out to be the MVP. I mean, he jumped to help when the first guy got infected, figured out the one dude was the one who brought the rats, AND shot him down later, then he just walks out as the sole survivor? Hell yes kid!

  • @brickmastere5535
    @brickmastere5535 4 года назад +361

    "Let's Dead Meet 'em" is possibly the best one-liner James has made so far

    • @eastwilliams8416
      @eastwilliams8416 4 года назад +1

      Facts!! 😂😂
      ruclips.net/video/5x6u9bUNbz0/видео.html

    • @bboof2624
      @bboof2624 4 года назад +1

      Let’s get a Let’s Dead Meat Em shirt now UwU

    • @kj_1116
      @kj_1116 4 года назад

      Long ago
      Just like the Hearse you die to get in again
      We are so far from you
      Burning on
      Just like the match you strike to incinerate
      The lives of everyone you know
      And what's the worst you take
      From every heart you break
      And like the blade you'll stain
      Well I've been holding on tonight
      What's the worst that I can say?
      Things are better if I stay
      So long and goodnight
      So long and goodnight
      Came a time
      When every star fall
      Brought you to tears again
      We are the very hurt you sold
      And what's the worst you take
      From every heart you break
      And like the blade you'll stain
      Well I've been holding on tonight
      What's the worst that I can say?
      Things are better if I stay
      So long and goodnight
      So long and goodnight
      Well, if you carry on this way
      Things are better if I stay
      So long and goodnight
      So long and goodnight
      Can you hear me?
      Are you near me?
      Can we pretend to leave and then
      We'll meet again
      When both our cars collide
      What's the worst that I can say?
      Things are better if I stay
      So long and goodnight
      So long and goodnight
      And if you carry on this way
      Things are better if I stay
      So long and goodnight
      So long and goodnight

  • @cujo2219
    @cujo2219 4 года назад +268

    Back then like 2 years ago he sounded so like serious and not excited and now he’s like “F*CKK YEAHH” or shows emotion and shows a ton of excitement

    • @ENTZY.
      @ENTZY. 4 года назад +34

      It shows how he got more comfortable on camera

    • @terrinater
      @terrinater 4 года назад +12

      I know EXACTLY what you mean. I was just watching his Friday the 13th counts. Dude was so monotone and rushing through his script with 0 personality. Hes grown a lot since then!

    • @DrJohnAZoidberg
      @DrJohnAZoidberg 4 года назад +2

      Dude it’s a dream job in a sense. I know quite a few people who binge watch his kill counts and podcasts

    • @chrisrivera466
      @chrisrivera466 4 года назад +9

      werealldead_ _ I’m one of them lmao I binge the kill count like crazy sometimes I use the kill count playlist has background noise when I’m sleeping James deserves all the views 👏🏼

    • @RosieJonesRules
      @RosieJonesRules 4 года назад +2

      On the flip side he's become much more SJW

  • @flipmestar
    @flipmestar 4 года назад +81

    3:52 I want to see a super cut of his many times James has said BUSINESS

  • @Enz0_makesstuff
    @Enz0_makesstuff 4 года назад +271

    These characters are the opposite to the ones in snakes on a plane.

    • @nerdysniper6194
      @nerdysniper6194 4 года назад +15

      Enough is enough! I’m tired of this monkey flying snakes on this Monday to Friday plane!

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku 4 года назад +2

      This is super confusing to me: Why do I have TWO amazingly attractive girlfriends even though I am the unprettiest RUclipsr EVER? Good night dear enzo

    • @velvetunderbite
      @velvetunderbite 5 месяцев назад

      ​@@AxxLAfrikuwtf

  • @dungww2006
    @dungww2006 4 года назад +327

    You should do “The Ring” franchise next or next year when you have your wedding

    • @joquii_
      @joquii_ 4 года назад +20

      the wedding ring.

    • @zacklenhart773
      @zacklenhart773 4 года назад +3

      That a smart

    • @tonypeppermint5329
      @tonypeppermint5329 4 года назад

      @@joquii_ Nice!

    • @Jeb51987
      @Jeb51987 4 года назад +19

      He gets mad and doesn’t like it when people request movies in the comments. That’s why he puts that post in every video saying not too. Not being a dick just letting you know in case you are new or didn’t know.
      Email your request at
      Deadmeatmovies@gmail.com
      Maybe he will see your request and do it if you email him.
      Good luck buddy

    • @xd_was_here
      @xd_was_here 4 года назад

      Hehe funny

  • @t-dawg5449
    @t-dawg5449 4 года назад +3797

    I hear James A. Janisse, but I don't see James A. Janisse...

  • @deaditeera
    @deaditeera 4 года назад +122

    “THE CUTEST LITTLE KITTY!” 😄

  • @inzanemonkey0510
    @inzanemonkey0510 4 года назад +578

    If they don’t bring the hero, the legend, John esponja into the American version i’ll be severely disappointed

    • @beforeyoucan8994
      @beforeyoucan8994 4 года назад +3

      Me too

    • @MrMnts92
      @MrMnts92 4 года назад +14

      SpongeMan CubeSlacks

    • @corvianthedarktemplar3035
      @corvianthedarktemplar3035 4 года назад +8

      Better or I will kill an entire country named America

    • @treintaydos4830
      @treintaydos4830 4 года назад +3

      @@corvianthedarktemplar3035 That's the continent, but yeah, please do

    • @kashmade6351
      @kashmade6351 4 года назад +1

      Treinta y Dos *North America is a continent America is a country but go on

  • @shrty5175
    @shrty5175 4 года назад +1746

    About 5 min in this movie, I forgot it was a horror movie that’s how bad it is. James. You keep doin what you do. Awesome work man

    • @rnspurgn3015
      @rnspurgn3015 4 года назад +72

      I don’t think it was bad, just bland. There’s hundreds of much better zombie movies out there.

    • @HeilRay
      @HeilRay 4 года назад +13

      It was ...wow. Such lost potential.

    • @angelalexandris4716
      @angelalexandris4716 4 года назад +5

      Ash vs Evil Dead: Season 1 (2015) Kill Count

    • @LunaUnlucky13
      @LunaUnlucky13 4 года назад +2

      Same

    • @htwdpw
      @htwdpw 4 года назад +1

      We love you james

  • @foulz554
    @foulz554 4 года назад +418

    13:33 scared the living shit outta me

    • @BKD_Edits
      @BKD_Edits 4 года назад +33

      Same, Jesus christ

    • @matr4449
      @matr4449 4 года назад +26

      "SHIT ON A BRICK!!!" and almost threw my laptop. Damnit James.

    • @xoen_6944
      @xoen_6944 4 года назад +10

      heck... i almost let go of my glass

    • @HashtagTSwagg
      @HashtagTSwagg 4 года назад +7

      I'm alone, with the sun mostly set, in my living room. Yeah, my feck.

    • @altothesting
      @altothesting 4 года назад

      Same with me

  • @CinderaceQueen
    @CinderaceQueen 3 года назад +60

    The only characters I felt sorry for were Doc and the cute kitty.
    Also love how George had to describe what a hamster looked like, as if everyone there didn't know what one was.

  • @porkywharf.388
    @porkywharf.388 4 года назад +323

    Who else tries to guess where the guys come from when James says “We’ve previously seen (blank) on the kill count from (blank movie).”

    • @axelnilsson5124
      @axelnilsson5124 4 года назад +5

      I’m not I’m not THAT observant when it comes to actors

    • @AdamqK
      @AdamqK 4 года назад +2

      I thought I recognised Henry from somewhere, but could only find him in a recurring role in "Dexter" which I remember him from. For some reason, I thought he'd be in more that I'd seen.

    • @Daythe13th
      @Daythe13th 4 года назад

      @@AdamqK He also had a role in The Middle, which is how I recognized him.

    • @kj_1116
      @kj_1116 4 года назад +1

      Long ago
      Just like the Hearse you die to get in again
      We are so far from you
      Burning on
      Just like the match you strike to incinerate
      The lives of everyone you know
      And what's the worst you take
      From every heart you break
      And like the blade you'll stain
      Well I've been holding on tonight
      What's the worst that I can say?
      Things are better if I stay
      So long and goodnight
      So long and goodnight
      Came a time
      When every star fall
      Brought you to tears again
      We are the very hurt you sold
      And what's the worst you take
      From every heart you break
      And like the blade you'll stain
      Well I've been holding on tonight
      What's the worst that I can say?
      Things are better if I stay
      So long and goodnight
      So long and goodnight
      Well, if you carry on this way
      Things are better if I stay
      So long and goodnight
      So long and goodnight
      Can you hear me?
      Are you near me?
      Can we pretend to leave and then
      We'll meet again
      When both our cars collide
      What's the worst that I can say?
      Things are better if I stay
      So long and goodnight
      So long and goodnight
      And if you carry on this way
      Things are better if I stay
      So long and goodnight
      So long and goodnight

    • @porkywharf.388
      @porkywharf.388 4 года назад

      KJ_11 Stfu

  • @Ultimate_Assassin17
    @Ultimate_Assassin17 4 года назад +138

    Why does James look like a cooler version of Shaggy from Scooby-Doo
    Ps. Love you James!

    • @phoenixon3463
      @phoenixon3463 4 года назад +4

      No ones cooler than shaggy. But James still looks pretty swaggy

    • @mittycommitspizzatime92
      @mittycommitspizzatime92 4 года назад +3

      *Insert dead meme about Shaggy being a super powered god*

    • @asun8148
      @asun8148 4 года назад +3

      James looks like shaggy using 00000000000000000000000.000000000000001 percent of his power

  • @SyrupyFox
    @SyrupyFox 4 года назад +175

    13:28 That sudden jumpscare made me hit my head on my wall.

    • @yaboycree1448
      @yaboycree1448 4 года назад +9

      I had on full volume and was in a car I and I jumped as we hit a bump

    • @Swango42
      @Swango42 4 года назад +3

      I was just wondering if the movie had any jumpscares and got this as a response

    • @nattyism
      @nattyism 4 года назад +3

      it’s so scary lmfao

    • @joshuashutrump6282
      @joshuashutrump6282 4 года назад +2

      Same here........ouch

    • @lemons8272
      @lemons8272 4 года назад +3

      I accidentally threw my phone!! Legit 🤣

  • @actingaccordingly4041
    @actingaccordingly4041 4 года назад +103

    Therapist: "Stoner James isnt real he cant hurt you."
    Stoner James:
    Just kiddin man, love you and your videos!

    • @Asmeenradee
      @Asmeenradee 3 года назад +2

      Stfu

    • @no-fx9fx
      @no-fx9fx 3 года назад

      @@Asmeenradee bro

    • @totallynotastarkidfan
      @totallynotastarkidfan 3 года назад

      @@no-fx9fx don’t worry he’s just a newborn banging his head on his keyboard

  • @blueninja5553
    @blueninja5553 4 года назад +632

    James: And a woman names Louise with the cUtEst LitTle KiTtY!!”

  • @mattit7658
    @mattit7658 4 года назад +694

    We’re watching this in my history class for a “Friday pick me up”.

  • @damiendevenuti8472
    @damiendevenuti8472 4 года назад +428

    Imagine James kids watching his old videos and finding him talking about his balls, and being like “hey we got a cameo”

  • @AndrewGoodguy
    @AndrewGoodguy 2 года назад +9

    13:34 This jumpscare never gets old. For a direct to video movie, that was actually a really good scare

  • @JockyCGE
    @JockyCGE 4 года назад +77

    Damn fine Scream reference. "Who's feeling a little woozy there"

    • @cheriebomb158
      @cheriebomb158 4 года назад

      James makes that reference a lot lol

    • @reudaniel4776
      @reudaniel4776 4 года назад

      I love (hopefully) how he puts all his kill count videos items in the shelf next to him I wonder whats next

  • @cozmacow5922
    @cozmacow5922 4 года назад +372

    Hey James, just a reminder Netflix has just recently announced that they are making a sequel to The Babysitter, hope you make a second kill count! Aww that’s kinda nice

  • @keltoncrooks6157
    @keltoncrooks6157 4 года назад +40

    “Keeping your downstairs looking like a finished basement” was an impressive joke 😆👍

  • @traumatizedtoast4461
    @traumatizedtoast4461 4 года назад +19

    I am honestly so proud of James with this sponsor streak

  • @disbeafakename167
    @disbeafakename167 4 года назад +326

    Judging from that "let's DEAD-MEET 'EM!" joke, James and wife are trying for a kid. He is clearly preparing to make dad jokes.

    • @moxiemaxie3543
      @moxiemaxie3543 4 года назад +17

      Not in this economy lol

    • @shadow35king
      @shadow35king 4 года назад +29

      Imagine when James retires and his child takes over 😢

    • @disbeafakename167
      @disbeafakename167 4 года назад +12

      Come on, everyone sitting at home watching youtoob, James' business is BOOMING!

    • @luka.7395
      @luka.7395 4 года назад +12

      @@disbeafakename167 *BUSINESS!!!*

    • @ahistoryfanatic5683
      @ahistoryfanatic5683 4 года назад +13

      @@shadow35king hi everyone this is james a. janisse JUNIOR, standing in for my dad who has very unfortunately retired from youtube, as he is in his 70s now. we will all miss his very long series of kill counts,

  • @thecinemagician
    @thecinemagician 4 года назад +88

    Bruh, I'm ngl, I've watched James pull off so many looks, I kinda wanna see him pursue acting. I think he could really get away with it.

    • @graethi
      @graethi 4 года назад +9

      he starred in the look-see season 2 I think

    • @jessieM4
      @jessieM4 4 года назад +2

      darts he did

    • @beveledeggs7494
      @beveledeggs7494 4 года назад +3

      This is such a sweet comment

  • @TheMrjxam
    @TheMrjxam 4 года назад +81

    “Best for my boys” man that got me don’t know why.

    • @ericklicea5667
      @ericklicea5667 4 года назад +3

      Lol

    • @TheMrjxam
      @TheMrjxam 4 года назад

      Nice when a RUclips comment gets a few like, let’s me know my humour is shared!

  • @maerx5053
    @maerx5053 4 года назад +489

    No hate but you look like spencer from ICarly going through a midlife crisis

  • @GSnickerz
    @GSnickerz 4 года назад +251

    My 13 years old self was lookin up “Quarantine 3: Las Vegas” everyday after I saw this because I loved it so much

    • @chazchaos7897
      @chazchaos7897 4 года назад +1

      Lol

    • @pinchofgoth5477
      @pinchofgoth5477 4 года назад +2

      I'm 13 too uwu

    • @Zmargo702
      @Zmargo702 4 года назад +19

      Teey Yeet I mean this came out in 2011.. theres a good chance this dude is 20-22

    • @pinchofgoth5477
      @pinchofgoth5477 4 года назад +1

      @@Zmargo702 I thought he meant this actual video bruh ghbbfxshcc I'm a dumbass

    • @GojosBackHand
      @GojosBackHand 4 года назад

      Didn't know their was a Quarantine 3🤔

  • @youtubemadeb6417
    @youtubemadeb6417 4 года назад +39

    The dedication to change his look to more grungy just to land that CBD joke is why James will always be more successful than me

  • @solomonmathews8874
    @solomonmathews8874 4 года назад +206

    13:30 the jump scare actually got me, I was so into James's talking that I was just like, "oh fuck"😂😂

  • @MichaelJordan_1
    @MichaelJordan_1 4 года назад +26

    I absolutely died laughing when Ralph was running at Jenny near the beginning when he was first infected

  • @gravenightghoul
    @gravenightghoul 4 года назад +20

    4:40 the messed up line is actually one of the most realistic things i've seen in a movie when it comes to dialogue. i'm sure everyone has had a moment like this & it's actually kind of cute.

    • @alextorres4667
      @alextorres4667 4 года назад +3

      I don’t think it was a mistake I think that he was saying it and she talked over him so he said it again I guess

  • @caydensmith3291
    @caydensmith3291 4 года назад +127

    "And the sequel is???"
    crosses its arms "ITS OWN THANG"

  • @zkyrus1873
    @zkyrus1873 4 года назад +228

    Me: Becomes Patreon to see all the gory stuff
    James: Gets a sponsor every time.
    Me: ...
    Nah man, but I like supporting the channel anyway and are happy for all the people who don't want to or can't pay for Patreon.

    • @cremebootay
      @cremebootay 4 года назад +6

      This was wholesome. I'm glad I looked through the comments. Bless you my boi

    • @SourceEngineChaos110
      @SourceEngineChaos110 4 года назад +1

      How much is patreon

    • @D4rkenedskies
      @D4rkenedskies 4 года назад +1

      @@SourceEngineChaos110 depends. I think there's usually cheap to expensive option.. or maybe it's however much we like.. 🤔

    • @SourceEngineChaos110
      @SourceEngineChaos110 4 года назад

      @@D4rkenedskies could I pay 1 dollar

  • @user-ip9ru1os3o
    @user-ip9ru1os3o 2 года назад +1

    The way you yell BUSINESS! will never cease to delight.

  • @joestein9302
    @joestein9302 4 года назад +61

    "It's own thaing"- David pumpkin. loved the reference James

  • @gamebawesome
    @gamebawesome 4 года назад +118

    Is it just me, or is James starting to look like Chris from Foundflix

  • @nnniveaaa
    @nnniveaaa 4 года назад +458

    name’s that james looks like:
    - cooper
    - ron
    - oscar
    - lenard
    - winston
    - edgar
    - ethan
    - dollar store john wick
    - rory
    - armand
    - crolweedrat
    - jesse
    - that 30-40 year old dad who hides in his room when his daughters friends come over.

    • @Warwolf_alucard_cujo
      @Warwolf_alucard_cujo 4 года назад +4

      Yes

    • @Single_penguin
      @Single_penguin 4 года назад +4

      I choose lenard

    • @reece4263
      @reece4263 4 года назад +2

      I chose cooper

    • @Single_penguin
      @Single_penguin 4 года назад +5

      @@reece4263 hmmm although he looks like Cooper, his hair and shirt seem like what a lenard would wear, in my opinion

    • @Hi-Yanto
      @Hi-Yanto 4 года назад +2

      “I’m ginger”

  • @ginoeinfachgino8053
    @ginoeinfachgino8053 4 года назад +5

    16:26,That jurassic park reference is just perfect ,,wait are they heavy? If they are heavy then they are expensive put them back"

  • @SenorTallon
    @SenorTallon 4 года назад +92

    "The news of the concept of terrorism freaks everyone out."
    James, your snark has no limits. Keep it up, man.

  • @themeparkchasers6181
    @themeparkchasers6181 4 года назад +301

    Everyone: *about to have a peaceful flight*
    The rat that is about to bite Ralph: *”Now this looks like a job for me.”*

  • @canadiancanucklehead8310
    @canadiancanucklehead8310 4 года назад +50

    James with dogs: It’s a good boy :3
    James with cats: THE CUTEST LITTLE KITTY!!!!

    • @rickie3041
      @rickie3041 4 года назад

      That ‘Frankenstein’ Kill count really expressed that.

  • @stephiiiless
    @stephiiiless 4 года назад +31

    The "I'm gonna be a daddy" part was so fckin funny. 🤣

  • @handsomeclaw6802
    @handsomeclaw6802 4 года назад +103

    Kill Count schedules:
    House of 1000 Corpses (2003)
    -September 4 2020
    The Devil's Rejects (2005)
    -September 11 2020
    3 from Hell (2019)
    -September 18 2020

    • @clbarton21
      @clbarton21 4 года назад +4

      I guess I understand him doing the firefly series. It is bloody. I Just hope after he’ll do silver Bullet

    • @creativelegobuilds8351
      @creativelegobuilds8351 4 года назад +1

      @Chance Welsh which one do you mean?

    • @jasoncanby2525
      @jasoncanby2525 4 года назад +2

      @Chance Welsh that's The Lords Of Salem

    • @jasoncanby2525
      @jasoncanby2525 4 года назад

      @Chance Welsh yeah I knew what movie you were talking about cause I've seen pretty much all of his movies lol

    • @jasoncanby2525
      @jasoncanby2525 4 года назад

      @JOHN JOHN I wouldn't call myself a fan of his movies. But that doesn't mean I hate his work. I like all of his movies cause they have interesting originality with his work. Halloween, though, I'm a fan of the first half of it cause I've always wanted to see Michael as a kid leading up to that fateful night. The second half was almost carbon copy of the original. I think if he had kept the second half of the movie like the 1st half I guarantee you it would've been a much better movie. His weakest film is between Halloween 2 and Lords Of Salem, but, his best is without a doubt The Devil's Rejects. And 31 is actually damn entertaining. The first 5 minutes is easily the best part of it. I don't know what his next movie will be but I'll still go out and watch it regardless

  • @mikespearman1414
    @mikespearman1414 4 года назад +416

    "I bet he's not even a real Kindergarten teacher either!" Lmao, come on man. Knowing what we know about the American Public School System a Kindergarten teacher destroying humanity this is the least ridiculous plot point in this series.

    • @JR-wu8gf
      @JR-wu8gf 4 года назад +2

      What kind of yee has shit is this 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @tompepperell9275
      @tompepperell9275 4 года назад +2

      This is probably my favourite comment on you tube

    • @Spyro757
      @Spyro757 4 года назад +1

      Lol

  • @thefbi6695
    @thefbi6695 4 года назад +139

    “Wait what’s he doing there? BUSINESS!”

    • @ENTZY.
      @ENTZY. 4 года назад +1

      3:50

  • @thedragonboi2890
    @thedragonboi2890 3 года назад +17

    How quarantine describes in the movies: zombie outbreak
    How it actually is: depression

  • @theashman5990
    @theashman5990 4 года назад +130

    James: Let’s Dead Meat Them!!!!
    Me: 🙄 Why is James making Dad joke--
    *HANG ON A MINUTE!!!!*

    • @northbearNL
      @northbearNL 4 года назад +9

      Omg he's pregnant!

    • @zodxd906
      @zodxd906 4 года назад

      North Bear 😂

    • @dungww2006
      @dungww2006 4 года назад +1

      WAIT ARE YOU SAYING JAMES IS DEAD??!

    • @genericgio6093
      @genericgio6093 4 года назад

      North Bear bruh 😂

    • @theashman5990
      @theashman5990 4 года назад

      North Bear
      😂😂 I’m Dying😂😂

  • @oscardepaz1196
    @oscardepaz1196 4 года назад +116

    [·rec]/quarantine scoreboard:
    [·rec] (2007) - 16
    Quarantine (2008) - 23
    [·rec] 2 (2009) - 13
    Quarantine 2: terminal (2011) - 20
    [·rec] 3: genesis (2012) - 161
    [·rec] 4: apocalypse (2014) - 41
    Winner:
    [·rec] 3: genesis (2012) - 161
    Loser:
    [·rec] 2 (2009) - 13

    • @crazydude09ful
      @crazydude09ful 4 года назад +2

      Oscar De paz There’s no way Rec 4 has only 41 kills.

    • @oscardepaz1196
      @oscardepaz1196 4 года назад +7

      @@crazydude09ful it is because james pulled a [·rec] 3 and gave up.

    • @crazydude09ful
      @crazydude09ful 4 года назад +3

      Oscar De paz I had to go back and watch the final kill count. I didn’t realize he actually ended it with 41 kills.

    • @richardperaza5083
      @richardperaza5083 4 года назад +1

      I thought this was how you rated it for a second until I realized it was the kills

    • @Sinc3r3ly
      @Sinc3r3ly 4 года назад

      Covid (2020)

  • @thebigdeppression2808
    @thebigdeppression2808 4 года назад +507

    James looks like he simultaneously just got out of the shower while also looking like he hadn’t taken one in three months

    • @azaleaflowers155
      @azaleaflowers155 4 года назад +2

      IKR?

    • @yes-do2cw
      @yes-do2cw 4 года назад +9

      Wow stole from a penguinz0 comment

    • @DrGandW
      @DrGandW 4 года назад +1

      Dude looks he showered then killed a grubby teenager and put on his hair and clothes

    • @doll.perasite9030
      @doll.perasite9030 4 года назад

      Greesy.

    • @pranksterov629
      @pranksterov629 4 года назад +1

      I definitely believe that you made that up totally didn’t get that from Critikal

  • @sirilay
    @sirilay Год назад +2

    The wit and snark on this commentary is the best I've heard yet. Please keep this up! ❤

  • @misterdumper8190
    @misterdumper8190 4 года назад +43

    13:32, first time dead meat effectively jump scared me.

    • @acerwilson6605
      @acerwilson6605 4 года назад +1

      Same here!

    • @plexstream4568
      @plexstream4568 3 года назад +2

      I came into the comments to let people know I’ve got into cardiac arrest

  • @Nodnarb-m
    @Nodnarb-m 4 года назад +19

    19:05 James just t-posed on us

  • @devinator9582
    @devinator9582 4 года назад +48

    3:55
    James: THE CUTEST LITTLE KITTY!!!
    Lucy: I THOUGH WHAT WE HAD WAS SPECIAL!!!!

  • @BroomPusher2024
    @BroomPusher2024 4 года назад +27

    4:55
    "iM gOnNa Be... Im GoNnA bE A dAdDiE"
    - Some stoned B Movie actor

  • @hoetato3131
    @hoetato3131 4 года назад +37

    “CUTEST LITTLE KITTY!!!”
    Sad Lucy sounds

  • @P3891
    @P3891 4 года назад +14

    I swear I need to have my eyes checked because whenever James mentions that the quality isn’t as good as Blu-ray I still can’t tell the difference.

  • @SadBoyzCEO
    @SadBoyzCEO 4 года назад +39

    "Let's dead meat them."
    Best line ever.

  • @JFinker73
    @JFinker73 3 года назад +6

    James, man, your fuckin commentary got me crackin' up. Seriously the connections you make between films, even with the most subtle items, is spot on and dead hilarious.
    Always enjoy going through your video library and binge watching Kill Counts for a entertaining night.

  • @joeiorio9654
    @joeiorio9654 4 года назад +242

    James every passing day you’re looking more and more like Keanu Reeves

    • @joshyouens4282
      @joshyouens4282 4 года назад +6

      He’s breathtaking

    • @Aircrusher
      @Aircrusher 4 года назад

      Ha ye ruclips.net/video/lUFCnts3xx4/видео.html

    • @moxiemaxie3543
      @moxiemaxie3543 4 года назад

      He's doing the 90's hair cut and hoodie

    • @disbeafakename167
      @disbeafakename167 4 года назад +1

      @@joshyouens4282 you're breathtaking!

    • @joshyouens4282
      @joshyouens4282 4 года назад +1

      Disbea FakeName your breathtaking

  • @JrWyze
    @JrWyze 4 года назад +157

    "let's get to the numbers."
    *A S C E N D*

  • @fnfal7193
    @fnfal7193 4 года назад +98

    I think James is evolving, his “let’s dead meat em’” is convincing me. Edit: Not to mention his “BUISNESS!” thing.

    • @Keepcalmandbangscrew
      @Keepcalmandbangscrew 4 года назад +1

      He ain’t evolving shit until he reviews tales from the hood

    • @adrianquences
      @adrianquences 4 года назад

      Can’t believe you spelled business wrongly, or were you rushing?

    • @Psyche_Madman
      @Psyche_Madman 4 года назад +1

      @@adrianquences I beleive it's a joke on how he pronounces it.

    • @adrianquences
      @adrianquences 4 года назад

      Ryuuko Kousei ...

  • @chantzinterlude_
    @chantzinterlude_ 4 года назад +388

    the name “nicca” sounds sus. like what was the producer thinking ???

    • @littlejohnandbaloo9701
      @littlejohnandbaloo9701 4 года назад +29

      @God Emperor Donny T
      I don't know about you, but the same producer in Quarantine 2 was probably fukass
      *_DON'T TRY TO SAY THE PRODUCER'S NAME IS FUKASE!!!_*

    • @dasaniwaterbottle2799
      @dasaniwaterbottle2799 4 года назад +2

      Probably but i think it’s a hard I

    • @nattyism
      @nattyism 4 года назад +35

      @White Lives Matter More I’m sorry but I hate your user 😅😄

    • @1-SFOD
      @1-SFOD 4 года назад +4

      @@nattyism all lives matter not gonna lie. Black lives matter doesn't mean white people matter

    • @1-SFOD
      @1-SFOD 4 года назад

      @@nattyism the duck in ur pfp is cute too

  • @wrrryy-gamoo1244
    @wrrryy-gamoo1244 4 года назад +201

    James: who has THE CUTEST LITTLE KITTY
    His cat in the background: you better retract that statement
    (Edit)
    Btw don’t try and find his cat in the background because it wasn’t actually there

    • @blackopskiller1996
      @blackopskiller1996 4 года назад +6

      Don't lie to them hes there you just got to look realllllly hard

    • @sarahhenry1845
      @sarahhenry1845 4 года назад +6

      Perfect sign of a parent to a fur baby and adorable human: loving on the animal and calling it cute.

    • @theemagus9932
      @theemagus9932 4 года назад

      THE EDIT PART😹😹😹

    • @sockman42
      @sockman42 4 года назад

      the cat was there, its just invisible

    • @TheTheninjagummybear
      @TheTheninjagummybear 4 года назад

      @@blackopskiller1996, *She. Her name is Lucy.

  • @sh1nbutterfly155
    @sh1nbutterfly155 4 года назад +32

    Notice how everytime james talk , he shakes he's head left to right

  • @Jeb51987
    @Jeb51987 4 года назад +20

    Best line ‘ she finds him foamy and icky puked and sicky’ lmao 🤣
    Man I love your vids James
    You are the man at counting kills!

  • @droopitus
    @droopitus 4 года назад +14

    “He takes the blueprint, and the blue boi”
    Why did I laugh at that?

  • @shuk0rina444
    @shuk0rina444 4 года назад +87

    the fact that shilah basically sacrificed herself for jenny and jenny ended up getting infected anyway lmfao

    • @ellanotfound816
      @ellanotfound816 4 года назад +10

      Stupidity and it’s sad all the black characters die I guess that is horror movie things 🙃

    • @Shosarr
      @Shosarr 4 года назад +8

      Ellandra Fields dude basically all the white people die too, this shows people convince themselves

    • @randomzilla7310
      @randomzilla7310 4 года назад +3

      Nah she sacrificed herself for Jenny, so she could then save George

    • @beno1129
      @beno1129 4 года назад +7

      @@Shosarr That's true, Ellandra's looking for stereotypes where there are none. I'm a black person but I find that sort of attitude unhelpful and indeed detrimental

    • @adeaoud3404
      @adeaoud3404 4 года назад

      Wesclar thank you, and I am black.

  • @lorezoncider
    @lorezoncider 4 года назад +11

    I love when movies use these cool, unusual settings. If only Quarantine 2 was a better movie.

  • @uhno5989
    @uhno5989 4 года назад +185

    Has James done that Spanish movie (named something like “the hole”) yet? It doesn’t have the most on screen deaths but I think it would make for a very entertaining video
    Edit: it’s “the platform” according to google

    • @MortimerLR
      @MortimerLR 4 года назад +16

      They did a podcast on it, if this is the one you're talking about. ruclips.net/video/EjHIjtO4YwA/видео.html

    • @Odysseus753BC
      @Odysseus753BC 4 года назад +4

      Great movie, absolutely incredible.

    • @zacharyconnelly8418
      @zacharyconnelly8418 4 года назад +6

      This man watched pyrocynicle

    • @5nip3r56
      @5nip3r56 4 года назад

      I feel like that movie doesn’t really fit kill counnt

    • @awesomesauce5974
      @awesomesauce5974 4 года назад

      @@Odysseus753BC "Obviously"

  • @emmettgraves4925
    @emmettgraves4925 3 года назад +6

    This movie made me cry because my dad has Parkinson’s and I have a panic disorder and I had a panic attack at that older dude getting bit. So that was fun.

  • @concondoesstuff7980
    @concondoesstuff7980 4 года назад +50

    Me: *sees the Luxor behind the cat*
    Also me: Guess I'll die

  • @Telepathy97
    @Telepathy97 4 года назад +40

    I’ll never get tired of James’ “BUSINESS!”

  • @josem552
    @josem552 4 года назад +104

    James, the team from Never Hike Alone are making another one, this one is called "Never Hike in the Snow"

    • @The_Master_Chief_117
      @The_Master_Chief_117 4 года назад +1

      That is awesome

    • @monokuma1798
      @monokuma1798 4 года назад +1

      He Now already covered it

    • @zackmanred4358
      @zackmanred4358 4 года назад +1

      Hey that’s pretty good

    • @josem552
      @josem552 4 года назад +1

      @@monokuma1798 i know

    • @creepersammyb2926
      @creepersammyb2926 3 года назад

      I consider the fan films a part of the original timeline.
      Because I think that Jason could stow away in the cargo bay of a plane and fly to a snowy place and to another hike trail.

  • @BenG6509
    @BenG6509 3 месяца назад

    “Let’s Dead Meet ‘em!”
    You should do that for every time you introduce a whole group of characters, because that was genuinely clever

  • @bransbites6675
    @bransbites6675 4 года назад +123

    James said the word drugs without “mmm” being before it.
    The movie’s that disappointing.

  • @wmascolin
    @wmascolin 4 года назад +181

    Wait at the end he escapes through a barred window, then in the next shot he's in a field in front of a fence and drops the goggles into tall grass but when it cuts to their POV it's on the strip??

    • @persona8439
      @persona8439 4 года назад +5

      Magic.

    • @ollewall
      @ollewall 4 года назад +8

      To be fair the airport is next to the strip. If you go to google maps and choose street view on a road closest to the airport you get pretty much exactly the view at 18:55.
      www.google.com/maps/@36.0934524,-115.1667709,3a,60y,261.39h,89.94t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1sZljXqu7DaUhE2eLjSt5GsA!2e0!7i16384!8i8192

    • @mq9047
      @mq9047 4 года назад +7

      McCarren Airport & a private airport are right off the strip in Vegas. This movie was still pretty garbo but that’s plausible lol

  • @BarnabyJones07
    @BarnabyJones07 4 года назад +28

    Funny, I logged on RUclips just as this was posted, perfect.