No, the Dungeon Illumination Guild is clearly composed of the most badass people in any game world. They can get in and out of ANY location, including hidden ones, trapped ones and all boss rooms, leaving no trace, and terrifying every enemy in the game into leaving them alone. They are also clearly so rich and blinged out, that even the end-game artifacts dropped by optional bosses are like vendor trash to them, because they never even take them, or touch any of the huge piles of treasure that accumulate in said dungeons. That is living, my friend
A guard in Dishonored because not only are you on the side that loses, but you are constantly living under the threat of being killed by a supernatural assassin who can't be bothered to complete the game on low chaos
Hollie, you make a really good point about White Mages (or healers), especially in MMOs. I usually play DPS, but I felt like trying something new in one of my MMOs and tried to be a healer. I managed okay, but it was extremely stressful. It's a key cornerstone position like Tank is, but you're expected to keep up that other cornerstone alive, as well as every one else and if you mess up just slightly and no one dies but a couple people get like, half-dead wounded everyone wants to gripe cuz they have to pop one potion. And suddenly instead of focusing on dealing damage the DPS people start typing and complaining and not paying attention, and then they mess up and suddenly there's like a million enemies on you, the healer. I mean, MP does run out sometimes, and it shouldn't be running out if people took the time to properly dodge and equip gear right? Right? But no, it's my fault. Because I'm the healer. Never again. Back to DPS I go.
The person who cleans and resets the dungeons for the next hero. There's this dungeon that's not even 10 min. walk from the nearest town and I'm suppose to believe that it's gone untouched for the past Lord knows how long? No way! Someone at some point in time had to have wandered in and made at least some level of progress. Probably several someones. Yet it's always pristine wen you enter. So someone has to be going around, cleaning and resetting those things. Those dungeons are massive, and heroes aren't exactly known to let all the beautiful pots and boxes be. Then you got to reset all the traps and puzzles, and re-hide all the keys. It's a long, tiresome, and thankless job. But worst of all, you can never tell anyone about your job. Oh, and the hours have got to be insane. You get a call at 3 a.m. saying that a hero just completed (Insert dungeon name here) and you've got to get over there and do your thing before the next hero comes along. I bet it ruins relationships.
It's not PlayStation related but in Zelda botw you can get your horse from any stable even if it's in the wild and they have to send someone trekking across the entire world to get your horse back and they don't even get paid
I would hate to be an employee of Umbrella Corporation in any capacity. Everyone is expendable, no matter how successful at your job you are. You are replaceable. Or you may even be the subject your own life's work is tested on.
Rob's RAPIER wit would serve him well as a Pirate. But I think he may be too much of a LOOSE CANNON to do a good job. Lets face it he's KNOT going to be a fast sailor either. I simply cannot FATHOM him being successful. We can't FORCE the issue. Forget Rob, that SHIP HAS SAILED!
This is a great feature. The dialogue between the three of you gives it the point of different to Robs Friday Features. Would love to see Delsin visit...
The job I'd hate is anyone wearing a generic uniform in Hitman, you know at some point you're going to be unconscious, in your pants and inside a cupboard or fridge. Then you've got the awkward disciplinary with your boss afterwards about how you let it happen... again.
Worst job huh... hmm... space engineer. Engineering space always goes wrong. "Oy mate! Yea some ship out in the candella quadrant went dead and we need an engineer to join the expedition team to bring the station it crashed into online. Fancy a trip into the far reach of space as the least defensable member of the crew to an unknown and potentially life threatening corner of the universe? No? Too bad! You're all we've got :D have fun, and if any unknown, deadily alien species crops up: use this emergency beacon and we'll get back to you within 5 to 6 business days. Have a good one"
Any engineer or space employee during Dead Space universe, any of the Bid Daddy or Big Sister roles in Bioshock, any police officer in Resident Evil 4. Any students or residents in Resident Evil 6, any interior designer or builder in Rainbow Six Siege and even any citizen in either of the Watch Dogs games
Worst job in any game would be a ladder builder for any souls game... Yeh we need you to build 8,000 ladders various sizes and they have to last a looong time - no you can't sign them and you wont even get a brief mention in the lore. (Even the guy you can "buy" a ladder or two from seems pretty shady.) ... or even being the person who built that bloody small ladder in MGS,,, you know which one! :(
Probably one of the worst jobs ever would be working at CREO from the Surge. Cause anything that could go wrong does go wrong and you even become a host for nanites, get pierced by metal tentacles, go insane, turn into a literal zombie, melt in acid, choke in gas, get turned into some freaky looking cyborg thing, get crushed or bashed or sliced by your now zombified coworkers, get crushed sliced, bashed or burned by many many industrial rogue robots. Or get your limbs or head cut off by Warren. Such joy.
how about the carpenter who builds such an amazing hidden door you would never know it was there unless someone showed you, then the painter comes by and colors it a different shade than the rest of the wall
GEEK ALERT: Being a ranger was not a "job". It was more of a birthright, so to speak. The rangers were the scattered remnants of the Dunedain.. the descendants of the "humans" that escaped the destruction of Tol Eressa. These men and women were taller than other "humans" and were gifted with long life due to their ancestors having lived so close to Valinor - The Blessed Realm. Which is why (if you watch the extended cut of The Two Towers) Aragorn said he was 87 years old even though he LOOKED 40 at best. The men and women of Tol Eressa lived hundreds of years. Their (the Dunedain) lifespan was dwindling by the time of LOTR, but they still lived far longer than ordinary people. And - as I said earlier - they were taller. This was not accurately portrayed in the films, but if you played Shadow of Mordor, you will notice that Talion is taller than the other men. The prisoners and whatnot. Ok... I'm done. Lol.
+Denam No, brother. It's literally what they were born into. It's like.. if you were born a frog.. at some point you will probably hop, eh? Is that a calling? Or is it what you were born to do?
I can't believe they left out the part about his age. I never knew he was so old. they make it a point to mention hobbits short stature and hairy feet like we couldn't see for ourselves but don't mention something there is no way we would know without being experts at the lore ourselves
I would hangout with Geralt from the Witcher. Not only does he have such good sarcastic humor and likes to drink but he also has so many great stories he could tell.
Mordor isn't the only place of evil in Middle earth. The rangers of the north have their hands full of monsters and orcs to fight through, and they get even less out of it then the southern ones, as everyone treats them with mistrust and suspicion. They don't even have any backup in the form of the armies/knights of Gondor if things get real serious. (I'm still working my way through Fellowship of the ring so my knowledge of LOTR knowledge is up to Lothlorien in the books and the movies)
Being anyone in gta 5 is bad, doesn't matter whether your some random citizen walking down the street, a cop, a hooker, your chance of living long is non-existent.
Hollie - you're wrong. The worst quest giver NPC is the one that triggers an escort quest where the NPC (you) walks too fast for the player to walk aside, and too slow for the player to run next too. Also, the NPC can't fight and you have to /beckon every thiirty steps to get it to follow you.
I love how both of Daves jobs are merchants, just in different settings. And if i had to name a horrible video game job, it would be a nameless soldier in any shooter, you know they're all bound to die eventually.
I dunno if this count but the worst job has to be the "enemy minion". You get bossed around by higher ups , heroes keep coming to kill you for your loot or exp .. and you wont even be remembered , just another minion number 1234. But there is a bright side,you will be revive and once again re-live your misserable life all over again. Favourite enemy : - powerleveling players
What a day, at first we get Hollie streaming the beautiful Yonder and now it's time for the very entertaining tuesday checklist. Could this day get any better? I think not :D
Been watching this channel since 2014, only just now realizing that their pics are them making the PlayStation's face button symbols with their hands/arms (Nathan = X, Holly = Circle, Rob = Square, Dave = Triangle) lol
I thought for sure that the cleaning crew would be mentioned in this, the people who have to clean up the levels of a game after an action hero has shot and beaten his way through hoards of enemies. There is game about it, 'Viscera Cleanup Detail'. I love the premise, would hate the job...
Rangers have a pretty sweet gig, but being a Ranger stationed at the Black Gate on the border between Gondor and Mordor is a no go (they're like George R.R. Martin's Night's Watch from Game of Thrones)
Lab assistant at Umbrella, cos you have to help the scientist with handling the t-virus and conducting really horrifying experiments that will end up with you and the rest of the staff dead.
I think the job is hate the most is that one you never see... the cleaner. You know, the guy that goes into the asylum or the resE house after all the story is done to clean it all up. The murderer or monster or psycho family is dead, the hero has been carted off victorious, the cops or guards are finished getting all the details... and there's just the guy with the mop that has to clean up the blood and gore, un-nail the corpses from the walls, scrape the black horror sludge off the walls... That guy. I'd probably take a gas can and some matches everywhere cuz there's NO WAY that place is reselling anyways.
Guard. Anywhere. Either you end up being murdered by the hero. Or being murdered in the background. Best case you can hope for is standing in a corner watching the scenery until you have to complete your patrol far away from any mission critical areas. Unless its Skyrim...someone will inevitably shout you INTO mentioned scenery.
That would be an enemy foot soldier of RPGs. Imagine being a goon guarding by some area and the MC's party comes up and decides, 'this place is a good farming spot.'
in my opinion being the player's npc compainion is the worst job yea they can woe you or marry you but in combat you're fodder like in star wars the old republic online you can suddenly have your equipment changed as you go from healer to tank. in Skyrim you're just a pack mule you cant die unelss the player kills you but one misplaced shout while your down boom KO. and other things.
A Nurse - didn't work out well in Silent Hill, The Evil Within, Wolfenstein... Generally, if you're a Nurse in a video game, you're either smack-dab in the middle of trouble or you ARE the danger...
Rangers of the North were dealing with Angmar and stopping the threat of the rise of Sauron's agents there. So, it isn't all flowers and bunnies...I mean most of it is, they live near Hobbiton and they can eat some good food...but there are still bad guys.
Sherpa in Farcry 4. Just wandering around Himalayan-esque landscapes, alone, carrying around a tonne of merchandise, that you intend to sell to your one customer, who might just shoot you for a laugh, whilst simultaneously trying to avoid being attacked by giant eagles and angry rhinos
Was really expecting "city guard" to be on here. Imagine, you're patrolling for the 800th time and you see the level 84 battle mage dovakiin walk through the gates. He looks bored and then takes out a legendary dragon bone sword and summons a dremora lord, then sees how many guards, citizens and immortal quest givers he can take down before he reloads his save. Really quite depressing.
i would also hate being a healer, i mean the first thing you do in dc universe online is squash the healz, no healz is a wiped team. or say: if droped into a final fantasy world and you ended up in a fight, would YOU want a sparkly kitty girl making the ordeal an hour long? no! squash that chick and would you think they're not going to be doing that too? naw, i'd like a carpenter license please.
I'd hate to be a scout or recon unit in any game. It's always their disappearance (which inevitably turns out to be death or mutation into an alien monster) while investigating that brings the main character into action. So they are dead or an enemy before the game even starts.
A job I'd hate is to be Link on Twilight Princess. You can use any tool in your arsenal but you can't jump on command. Wanna jump on the enemy like your colleague, Mario? Tough. You can't. Wanna do jumping jacks to warm up for a boss battle? Tough. You can't.
As much as I love Geralt of Rivia, I would not want to be a Witcher for my job. You're a certified badass, sure, but very rarely is someone looking for a Witcher and it isn't a totally shite job request.
The viseogame job I would hate the most would be like a standard friendly NPC, like the rebels in Far Cry 4, because they can only watch all the cool things the main character does
Any of the Dark Souls games, I'd hate to be the guy who is told to round up the hollows and kill them or take them somewhere in a feeble attempt to stave off the Undead curse. First off, it might be people that you know like your family that you're rounding up. Second, the Undead curse basically makes everyone immortal, with them losing more and more of themselves with every death, so not only would it be heartbreaking, but eventually you'd feel like you're just not getting anywhere, and this whole practice is pointless.
How about being the janitor who has to clean up the other guy's mess? You know how annoying it would be to have to clean up all the blood and guts after the "hero" goes on a rampage? (Yes I've played Viscera Cleanup)
I'd hate to be the guy who has to keep fixing the gates at Pinkney Orphanage in Arkham Knight. He's off to the side there packing up his tools and BANG!...some dude in a bat suit levels it with his tank...again. Like "SERIOUSLY?...I literally JUST fixed the thing....I meant to evacuate Gotham HOURS ago".
The rangers of the north are actually really really badass, but then again, they probably have the same life as the ones in the south, maybe even worse.
I'm a huge fan of Hollie in general, but fierce, savage "f*ck your guns" hollie is probably my favorite :D Also: destiny's sweeper bot. especially with the upcoming destruction of the tower...
That poor guy who has to light all the candles inside dangerous dungeons...
No, the Dungeon Illumination Guild is clearly composed of the most badass people in any game world. They can get in and out of ANY location, including hidden ones, trapped ones and all boss rooms, leaving no trace, and terrifying every enemy in the game into leaving them alone. They are also clearly so rich and blinged out, that even the end-game artifacts dropped by optional bosses are like vendor trash to them, because they never even take them, or touch any of the huge piles of treasure that accumulate in said dungeons.
That is living, my friend
A guard in Dishonored because not only are you on the side that loses, but you are constantly living under the threat of being killed by a supernatural assassin who can't be bothered to complete the game on low chaos
Sam Mocock at least you can gather for whiskey and cigars though...
Sam Mocock I can't bring myself to beat the dishonored games on high chaos it's just too cruel
Wouldn't wanna be a doctor working for the Fireflies.
Shubhankar Parijat a doctor in any game would suck think about how many people the many protagonist kills .
zac fisher That's where the money at
Have your like, sir.
Shubhankar Parijat yeah that will not end well
yeah well they had dozens of chances to get it right but blundered each chance and they thought they'd succeed because...
I'd hate to be a regular soldier in the Witcher's world lol.
A regular soldier in any game ever.
legendarynoobz just bought the gameeee
I'd hate to be Ceri cause she spends most of the game being chased away by someone.
AMY HOARD except "Ciri" (not Ceri) is a person not a job
Except the "Black Ones" from Nilfgaard, they always win
Temeria, no chance
Redania, no chance
Kaedwen, no chance in hell
" skyrim shop owner "I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING 😂
Well, Belethor's shop is currently up for sale, just don't investigate the strange smell in the closet.
Skyrim gaurd they all have arrows in there knee
I thought this would be a list of 6 shitty jobs in game development, like bug fixing or whatever.
Print.It.Black sameee
uh...why?
Hollie, you make a really good point about White Mages (or healers), especially in MMOs. I usually play DPS, but I felt like trying something new in one of my MMOs and tried to be a healer. I managed okay, but it was extremely stressful. It's a key cornerstone position like Tank is, but you're expected to keep up that other cornerstone alive, as well as every one else and if you mess up just slightly and no one dies but a couple people get like, half-dead wounded everyone wants to gripe cuz they have to pop one potion. And suddenly instead of focusing on dealing damage the DPS people start typing and complaining and not paying attention, and then they mess up and suddenly there's like a million enemies on you, the healer. I mean, MP does run out sometimes, and it shouldn't be running out if people took the time to properly dodge and equip gear right? Right? But no, it's my fault. Because I'm the healer. Never again. Back to DPS I go.
The person who cleans and resets the dungeons for the next hero. There's this dungeon that's not even 10 min. walk from the nearest town and I'm suppose to believe that it's gone untouched for the past Lord knows how long? No way! Someone at some point in time had to have wandered in and made at least some level of progress. Probably several someones. Yet it's always pristine wen you enter. So someone has to be going around, cleaning and resetting those things. Those dungeons are massive, and heroes aren't exactly known to let all the beautiful pots and boxes be. Then you got to reset all the traps and puzzles, and re-hide all the keys. It's a long, tiresome, and thankless job. But worst of all, you can never tell anyone about your job. Oh, and the hours have got to be insane. You get a call at 3 a.m. saying that a hero just completed (Insert dungeon name here) and you've got to get over there and do your thing before the next hero comes along. I bet it ruins relationships.
It's not PlayStation related but in Zelda botw you can get your horse from any stable even if it's in the wild and they have to send someone trekking across the entire world to get your horse back and they don't even get paid
Cop in GTA.
Being a cop would be great just make sure your corrupt and it easy in GTA
I'd hate to be any random person cop or not in gta your likely to get ran over, shot, or blown to bits with a granade/rocket launcher.
skeith195 weird idea, an ex cop turned thief for future GTA game
AMY HOARD "any person" isn't a job
Hollie sarcastically sitting and not healing ungrateful teammates is me as a healer lmao
Oh yeah playing a healer in an MMO can be super frustrating. As a tank it's your job to get hit in the face so the healer doesn't though. :p
I would hate to be an employee of Umbrella Corporation in any capacity. Everyone is expendable, no matter how successful at your job you are. You are replaceable. Or you may even be the subject your own life's work is tested on.
Rob wants to be a pirate so he could ROB people hahahahha
A pirate Rob was meant to be
Trim the sail and roam the sea
Rob's RAPIER wit would serve him well as a Pirate.
But I think he may be too much of a LOOSE CANNON to do a good job.
Lets face it he's KNOT going to be a fast sailor either.
I simply cannot FATHOM him being successful.
We can't FORCE the issue.
Forget Rob, that SHIP HAS SAILED!
He robbed and he pillaged
Every town, and every village!
Sailed as far as the eye could see,
For a pirate, Rob was meant to be.
Shashwat Punjabi 100 TH LIKE
A Pirate he was meant to be,
trims the sales and roams the sea!
This is a great feature. The dialogue between the three of you gives it the point of different to Robs Friday Features. Would love to see Delsin visit...
The job I'd hate is anyone wearing a generic uniform in Hitman, you know at some point you're going to be unconscious, in your pants and inside a cupboard or fridge. Then you've got the awkward disciplinary with your boss afterwards about how you let it happen... again.
Rob the Mouldering:
-Hates badgers
-Fears hair loss
-Damaged by lack of Dr. Pepper
Stage cleanup on Mortal Kombat :(
I like this series.. its nice to hear them talk.. Dave is so soothing
I thought it was an early Friday feature
same lol
pretty much the only reason i watch this channel is for the Friday Feature
Can't be Friday Feature. It's not a list of 7...
i'd hate to be THAT guy to loose my [insert quest item here] over and over, only to ask adventurers to find it back.
every MMO ever.
Hollie had me cracking up several different times during this. Definitely at the top of her game for this video. Well done.
Do you guys have a gym at your new location? Weighted controllers? Consoles mounted on treadmills? Looks like you're all getting quite fit.
Worst job huh... hmm... space engineer. Engineering space always goes wrong.
"Oy mate! Yea some ship out in the candella quadrant went dead and we need an engineer to join the expedition team to bring the station it crashed into online. Fancy a trip into the far reach of space as the least defensable member of the crew to an unknown and potentially life threatening corner of the universe? No? Too bad! You're all we've got :D have fun, and if any unknown, deadily alien species crops up: use this emergency beacon and we'll get back to you within 5 to 6 business days. Have a good one"
Any engineer or space employee during Dead Space universe, any of the Bid Daddy or Big Sister roles in Bioshock, any police officer in Resident Evil 4. Any students or residents in Resident Evil 6, any interior designer or builder in Rainbow Six Siege and even any citizen in either of the Watch Dogs games
"The Renaissance would never have happened in Minecraft" - pure brilliance from Nath.
First of all im thanking Dave for his awesome reactions in this vid.
And second how about a vid where "we would love too have that job"
the worst job would be being an that poor sod who dies at the beginning of the game to set the tone of the game
Worst job in any game would be a ladder builder for any souls game... Yeh we need you to build 8,000 ladders various sizes and they have to last a looong time - no you can't sign them and you wont even get a brief mention in the lore. (Even the guy you can "buy" a ladder or two from seems pretty shady.) ... or even being the person who built that bloody small ladder in MGS,,, you know which one! :(
Tarim06 SNAAAKE EAAAATER!
A soldier in Call of Duty. While you're never going to get bored with amazing job security, the life expectancy is practically zero.
Oh, and there's no exceptions with the whole "Main Character" thing, either.
Probably one of the worst jobs ever would be working at CREO from the Surge. Cause anything that could go wrong does go wrong and you even become a host for nanites, get pierced by metal tentacles, go insane, turn into a literal zombie, melt in acid, choke in gas, get turned into some freaky looking cyborg thing, get crushed or bashed or sliced by your now zombified coworkers, get crushed sliced, bashed or burned by many many industrial rogue robots. Or get your limbs or head cut off by Warren. Such joy.
11:13 And this is why hollie is amazing
I thought I was seeing things so I had to do a double take. I love how “Dave Heads ™️” popped up on the subtitles lol lovely
Honestly thought being a space engineer would be one...like Isaac Clarke...
how about the carpenter who builds such an amazing hidden door you would never know it was there unless someone showed you, then the painter comes by and colors it a different shade than the rest of the wall
"I love space."
But do you love MySpace?
I'll let myself out...
...so... according to Dave, a distress signal is like a one way space-Tinder?
I must confess, I did not know that.
GEEK ALERT: Being a ranger was not a "job". It was more of a birthright, so to speak. The rangers were the scattered remnants of the Dunedain.. the descendants of the "humans" that escaped the destruction of Tol Eressa. These men and women were taller than other "humans" and were gifted with long life due to their ancestors having lived so close to Valinor - The Blessed Realm. Which is why (if you watch the extended cut of The Two Towers) Aragorn said he was 87 years old even though he LOOKED 40 at best. The men and women of Tol Eressa lived hundreds of years. Their (the Dunedain) lifespan was dwindling by the time of LOTR, but they still lived far longer than ordinary people. And - as I said earlier - they were taller. This was not accurately portrayed in the films, but if you played Shadow of Mordor, you will notice that Talion is taller than the other men. The prisoners and whatnot. Ok... I'm done. Lol.
So you're saying less a career, more a calling? :)
Lol. No. Well, only if you consider your being born a homo sapien a "calling". It's all a matter of perspective ;)
+Denam No, brother. It's literally what they were born into. It's like.. if you were born a frog.. at some point you will probably hop, eh? Is that a calling? Or is it what you were born to do?
I can't believe they left out the part about his age. I never knew he was so old. they make it a point to mention hobbits short stature and hairy feet like we couldn't see for ourselves but don't mention something there is no way we would know without being experts at the lore ourselves
Hello, I didn't see you there. You've caught me watching a non-Friday feauture.
"Dave heads" trade marked 🤣🤣
AAAAAAHHHHH! WHERE'S ROB?!
I would hangout with Geralt from the Witcher. Not only does he have such good sarcastic humor and likes to drink but he also has so many great stories he could tell.
Mordor isn't the only place of evil in Middle earth. The rangers of the north have their hands full of monsters and orcs to fight through, and they get even less out of it then the southern ones, as everyone treats them with mistrust and suspicion. They don't even have any backup in the form of the armies/knights of Gondor if things get real serious. (I'm still working my way through Fellowship of the ring so my knowledge of LOTR knowledge is up to Lothlorien in the books and the movies)
Being a police officer in GTA 5 is basically suicide
Wedge Antilles Yeah the estimated amount of cops I've killed in gta 5 according to my records is well over 2,000
Being anyone in gta 5 is bad, doesn't matter whether your some random citizen walking down the street, a cop, a hooker, your chance of living long is non-existent.
Hollie - you're wrong. The worst quest giver NPC is the one that triggers an escort quest where the NPC (you) walks too fast for the player to walk aside, and too slow for the player to run next too. Also, the NPC can't fight and you have to /beckon every thiirty steps to get it to follow you.
escort quest can totally do one - Hollie
I love how both of Daves jobs are merchants, just in different settings.
And if i had to name a horrible video game job, it would be a nameless soldier in any shooter, you know they're all bound to die eventually.
Did Dave not get the 'Dress like a goth' memo?
I like these Tuesday videos because I need more Hollie in my life.
As a Resident of Kent myself I have to say that Mordor is a pretty accurate comparison to parts of Kent.
(I'm looking at you, Sittingbourne.)
Loving these Tuesday checklists your personalities are grade a!
I dunno if this count but the worst job has to be the "enemy minion".
You get bossed around by higher ups , heroes keep coming to kill you for your loot or exp .. and you wont even be remembered , just another minion number 1234.
But there is a bright side,you will be revive and once again re-live your misserable life all over again. Favourite enemy : - powerleveling players
What a day, at first we get Hollie streaming the beautiful Yonder and now it's time for the very entertaining tuesday checklist. Could this day get any better? I think not :D
idea. whats a game you love to play but would hate to live there?
so what exactly is the difference between this and the friday feature? except of course for Rob and Nathan? xD
ChilliAndGold probably giving the others more screen time. I've personally got no problem with holly getting more screen time. Lol
Been watching this channel since 2014, only just now realizing that their pics are them making the PlayStation's face button symbols with their hands/arms (Nathan = X, Holly = Circle, Rob = Square, Dave = Triangle) lol
Id quite happily just have a full epsiode of dave speaking about anything. Especially space
A farmer, in fallout.. "Oh, yeah.. Raiders have taken my stuff, i sure do hope a vault person comes along to help me.."
I thought for sure that the cleaning crew would be mentioned in this, the people who have to clean up the levels of a game after an action hero has shot and beaten his way through hoards of enemies. There is game about it, 'Viscera Cleanup Detail'. I love the premise, would hate the job...
Rangers have a pretty sweet gig, but being a Ranger stationed at the Black Gate on the border between Gondor and Mordor is a no go (they're like George R.R. Martin's Night's Watch from Game of Thrones)
Lab assistant at Umbrella, cos you have to help the scientist with handling the t-virus and conducting really horrifying experiments that will end up with you and the rest of the staff dead.
I think the job is hate the most is that one you never see... the cleaner. You know, the guy that goes into the asylum or the resE house after all the story is done to clean it all up. The murderer or monster or psycho family is dead, the hero has been carted off victorious, the cops or guards are finished getting all the details... and there's just the guy with the mop that has to clean up the blood and gore, un-nail the corpses from the walls, scrape the black horror sludge off the walls... That guy. I'd probably take a gas can and some matches everywhere cuz there's NO WAY that place is reselling anyways.
Guard. Anywhere.
Either you end up being murdered by the hero. Or being murdered in the background. Best case you can hope for is standing in a corner watching the scenery until you have to complete your patrol far away from any mission critical areas. Unless its Skyrim...someone will inevitably shout you INTO mentioned scenery.
"My trousers are down"-Dave 2017 XD
That would be an enemy foot soldier of RPGs. Imagine being a goon guarding by some area and the MC's party comes up and decides, 'this place is a good farming spot.'
These are awesome. Great new series....keep it up!
in my opinion being the player's npc compainion is the worst job
yea they can woe you or marry you
but in combat you're fodder
like in star wars the old republic online you can suddenly have your equipment changed as you go from healer to tank.
in Skyrim you're just a pack mule you cant die unelss the player kills you but one misplaced shout while your down boom KO.
and other things.
Little Farscape reference there by Dave. Rygel Alpha 6..
Damn it man, I'll need to go watch some more of that as I play Elite Dangerous. 👍🤙
When do you think they'll stop referring to the Tuesday Checklist as their new series at the start of the video?
When I choose to update the template script, my friend - Nath
PlayStation Access so never??
PlayStation Access ha :)
A Nurse - didn't work out well in Silent Hill, The Evil Within, Wolfenstein... Generally, if you're a Nurse in a video game, you're either smack-dab in the middle of trouble or you ARE the danger...
Rangers of the North were dealing with Angmar and stopping the threat of the rise of Sauron's agents there. So, it isn't all flowers and bunnies...I mean most of it is, they live near Hobbiton and they can eat some good food...but there are still bad guys.
Redshirt in an army; You KNOW you won't come back from that mission, when the hero will just solo it LIKE A BAUS.
Sherpa in Farcry 4. Just wandering around Himalayan-esque landscapes, alone, carrying around a tonne of merchandise, that you intend to sell to your one customer, who might just shoot you for a laugh, whilst simultaneously trying to avoid being attacked by giant eagles and angry rhinos
Tuesday! Yeah! New tuesday feature!
Loving the #TuesdayChecklist. This one was hilarious.
I was a great healer in my DnD group, I hated it at first but then I was like, wow look who needs me again :)
This column is great!Keep it up!
love this series. keep up the good work guys!
Berserker, or tank, they're the ones that only have skills that make them a bigger target for enemies
Was really expecting "city guard" to be on here. Imagine, you're patrolling for the 800th time and you see the level 84 battle mage dovakiin walk through the gates. He looks bored and then takes out a legendary dragon bone sword and summons a dremora lord, then sees how many guards, citizens and immortal quest givers he can take down before he reloads his save. Really quite depressing.
i would also hate being a healer, i mean the first thing you do in dc universe online is squash the healz, no healz is a wiped team. or say: if droped into a final fantasy world and you ended up in a fight, would YOU want a sparkly kitty girl making the ordeal an hour long? no! squash that chick and would you think they're not going to be doing that too? naw, i'd like a carpenter license please.
For a second I thought it was friday :(
Hollie, you look amazing in this - really funny as usual everyone - thank you x
I'd hate to be a scout or recon unit in any game. It's always their disappearance (which inevitably turns out to be death or mutation into an alien monster) while investigating that brings the main character into action. So they are dead or an enemy before the game even starts.
A job I'd hate is to be Link on Twilight Princess. You can use any tool in your arsenal but you can't jump on command.
Wanna jump on the enemy like your colleague, Mario?
Tough. You can't.
Wanna do jumping jacks to warm up for a boss battle?
Tough. You can't.
As much as I love Geralt of Rivia, I would not want to be a Witcher for my job. You're a certified badass, sure, but very rarely is someone looking for a Witcher and it isn't a totally shite job request.
The first two jobs sound awesome
The viseogame job I would hate the most would be like a standard friendly NPC, like the rebels in Far Cry 4, because they can only watch all the cool things the main character does
or all the guards in Skyrim, like how awful would it be to be shot in knee by an arrow, and then become a guard
I like this feature
Nazi sentry in Sniper Elite, or an adventurer in Skyrim who took an arrow to the knee and is now relegated to guard duty at some gate.
Dave! Your hairstyle is so nice! Cool look.
I want you to know that I take no pleasure in saying this...
In this video Nath really reminds me of Sloth from the Goonies.
Where's Rob? I enjoy everyone so I missed seeing him and hearing his ideas too.
I love this: "The renaissance would never have happened in Minecraft"
Good video guys this feature is becoming my favorite or the lot.
Any of the Dark Souls games, I'd hate to be the guy who is told to round up the hollows and kill them or take them somewhere in a feeble attempt to stave off the Undead curse. First off, it might be people that you know like your family that you're rounding up. Second, the Undead curse basically makes everyone immortal, with them losing more and more of themselves with every death, so not only would it be heartbreaking, but eventually you'd feel like you're just not getting anywhere, and this whole practice is pointless.
as a space trucker i would liek to say although it does get lonely the traveling is fun
How about being the janitor who has to clean up the other guy's mess? You know how annoying it would be to have to clean up all the blood and guts after the "hero" goes on a rampage?
(Yes I've played Viscera Cleanup)
I'd hate to be the guy who has to keep fixing the gates at Pinkney Orphanage in Arkham Knight.
He's off to the side there packing up his tools and BANG!...some dude in a bat suit levels it with his tank...again.
Like "SERIOUSLY?...I literally JUST fixed the thing....I meant to evacuate Gotham HOURS ago".
The rangers of the north are actually really really badass, but then again, they probably have the same life as the ones in the south, maybe even worse.
skyrim guard... I'd have to take an arrow in the knee and I'm not up for that
It's called "Initiation".
I'm a huge fan of Hollie in general, but fierce, savage "f*ck your guns" hollie is probably my favorite :D
Also: destiny's sweeper bot. especially with the upcoming destruction of the tower...