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  • Опубликовано: 6 сен 2024
  • We're here, we're clear ... we don't want anymore bears.

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  • @reagank.2268
    @reagank.2268 3 года назад +4106

    “A LARGE BEAR like animal, most likely a BEAR”
    Best reporter ever

    • @bengonzales1182
      @bengonzales1182 3 года назад +193

      "has wandered down from the hills in search of food, or perhaps, employment."

    • @System509
      @System509 3 года назад +54

      A large Boulder the size of a small Boulder lol

    • @apemant
      @apemant 3 года назад +11

      You got it man, best part 😂

    • @GamingClipStudios
      @GamingClipStudios 3 года назад +4

      Funny af

    • @specialpatrolgroup92
      @specialpatrolgroup92 2 года назад +1

      2nd best, number 1 will always be the leprechaun in Alabama with the "amateur sketch"

  • @12Jakeyboy
    @12Jakeyboy 3 года назад +1323

    "A bear has wandered down from the hills in search of food or perhaps employment" is one of my favourite lines in all of TV ever 😆😆

    • @Shanethefilmmaker
      @Shanethefilmmaker Год назад +25

      It probably was searching for employment. See, the bears had hard times, what with the bees going on honey strike and them not getting some action in the cave. They need to bring in the bacon.

  • @Tomapella
    @Tomapella 4 года назад +3862

    I like how Barney manages to stay conscious for way longer than a full-grown bear after being shot with animal tranquilizer. Dude has some serious tolerance.

    • @MaxOakland
      @MaxOakland 3 года назад +42

      I thought the same thing

    • @bigbaba1111
      @bigbaba1111 3 года назад +29

      Never noticed that mate.😂

    • @azisles02
      @azisles02 3 года назад +48

      That's not really something he should be proud of though.

    • @seronymus
      @seronymus 3 года назад +6

      @@MaxOakland why the music symbol

    • @MaxOakland
      @MaxOakland 3 года назад +20

      @@seronymus it’s becaUse I’m a verified music artist. It was automatically added

  • @Adam-mh7zv
    @Adam-mh7zv Год назад +1009

    I love how the bear wasn't even vicious, it was just curious and people were treating it like it had ravaged all of the neighbourhood.

    • @MinscFromBaldursGate92
      @MinscFromBaldursGate92 Год назад +115

      That's the joke.

    • @lz8703
      @lz8703 Год назад +41

      “You suck Mcbain!”

    • @AtlasBlizzard
      @AtlasBlizzard Год назад +58

      That's sadly how a lot of people react to wild animals.

    • @ijemand5672
      @ijemand5672 Год назад +15

      Says a lot about our society

    • @Roark787
      @Roark787 Год назад +27

      Not like they should get friendly or comfortable with it, but it's not intentionally going out of it's way to harm people because it's bored. You're more likely to find more malicious intent in a common household cat than in a wild bear.

  • @belowtwenty
    @belowtwenty 3 года назад +2743

    I love that Homer is perfectly okay with paying $5 for an anti tiger rock but outraged at paying $5 for a bear patrol tax lmao

    • @Jay_76
      @Jay_76 3 года назад +368

      It actually makes sense.
      The Anti-Tiger Rock was a one-time purchase. The Bear Patrol Tax is a repeating expense.

    • @BonJoviBeatlesLedZep
      @BonJoviBeatlesLedZep 3 года назад +52

      Just like the cartoon reality we live in where people are eating horse de-wormer instead of taking a free vaccine.

    • @adamantiuscloudcat1799
      @adamantiuscloudcat1799 3 года назад +31

      @@BonJoviBeatlesLedZep I usually don't take anything for free. It has a trick most of the time.

    • @BonJoviBeatlesLedZep
      @BonJoviBeatlesLedZep 3 года назад +37

      @@adamantiuscloudcat1799 Okay well take it for the donut then.

    • @azh698
      @azh698 3 года назад +14

      @@BonJoviBeatlesLedZep That "horse dewormer" has been certified for use in humans for certain conditions. The "free vaccine" is experimental technology and costs a fortune in tax money.

  • @tyran5169
    @tyran5169 8 лет назад +2636

    I love how Moe has his own truck for Barney.

    • @isabellafelipedeoliveiraca6698
      @isabellafelipedeoliveiraca6698 8 лет назад +146

      Maybe having to carry a knocked out Barney on a truck happens more often than we know.

    • @mungarito2187
      @mungarito2187 4 года назад +86

      The Moes truck may be one of my favorite all time scenes

    • @theflanman1986
      @theflanman1986 4 года назад +33

      This one scene Is funnier than all the Simpsons episodes in the last 15 years combined

    • @Peizxcv
      @Peizxcv 4 года назад +62

      That truck is from Moe's panda and whale smuggling business

    • @CellarDoorx06
      @CellarDoorx06 3 года назад +5

      The absolute star of this vid!

  • @matthewbarrett8479
    @matthewbarrett8479 3 года назад +4364

    "Let the bears pay the bear tax, I pay the Homer tax"
    "that's the homeowners' tax"

  • @gmwdim
    @gmwdim 7 лет назад +2370

    I love the animation of Lisa initially trying to decline Homer's offer to buy her rock, then shrugging and selling it anyways.

    • @kdash3215
      @kdash3215 4 года назад +116

      If you can't beat 'em, take their money.

    • @aneilp7631
      @aneilp7631 4 года назад +120

      I also love Homer looking in all directions to make sure there isn't a tiger in sight and contentedly putting the rock in his pocket after his savvy purchase.

    • @rabbit0664
      @rabbit0664 3 года назад +23

      Same. She's like nah, forget it.

    • @davidjones3165
      @davidjones3165 3 года назад +2

      I need a rock like that

    • @rendikuraniawa3086
      @rendikuraniawa3086 3 года назад

      @@kdash3215 à 9za

  • @Chronometry707
    @Chronometry707 3 года назад +2206

    "Sir, there's an unruly mob to see you."
    "Does it have an appointment?"
    "Uhhhh, yes it does."
    "I phoned ahead!"

    • @Darkstar1484
      @Darkstar1484 3 года назад +166

      That is honestly one of the most seymoujr skinner lines

    • @missmoanypants
      @missmoanypants 3 года назад +65

      @@Darkstar1484 That’s why I love the joke so much, it’s very in line with his character.

    • @origamipein18
      @origamipein18 3 года назад +7

      Smart!

    • @gamingnerdgirlz
      @gamingnerdgirlz 3 года назад +6

      Extremely smart.

    • @captaindreadeye6264
      @captaindreadeye6264 3 года назад +4

      Later on...
      Are these idiots getting dumber or louder?

  • @gabsy_ferreira
    @gabsy_ferreira Год назад +398

    I love how confused and even friendly the bear looks while everybody panics

    • @LordTalax
      @LordTalax Год назад +20

      I love how most of the comments start with "I Love". A programmed generation.

    • @peteswafflemeyer5620
      @peteswafflemeyer5620 Год назад

      @@LordTalax
      people peddling this generational nonsense are just as stupid as they think the people they're addressing are. absolute cringe.

    • @matasstonkus3382
      @matasstonkus3382 Год назад +3

      I love it

    • @katanah3195
      @katanah3195 9 месяцев назад +3

      The bear legit looks so friend shaped and huggable.

    • @LillyWhiteFairy
      @LillyWhiteFairy 8 месяцев назад +6

      ​@@LordTalaxhow tf is saying I love like what the op said "proof" of programing? Are we really at the point where saying something perfectly normal is somehow part of a conspiracy or something?
      Whatever generation you're from definitely isn't a good one.

  • @dragonknightleader1
    @dragonknightleader1 8 лет назад +7032

    $5 for ambulances, helicopters, and stealth bombers is pretty good.

    • @NotShowingOff
      @NotShowingOff 5 лет назад +378

      Alex it was monthly. So 60 dollars a year. When you are like homer, you can get a six-pack for that, back then.

    • @OVI-Wan-Kenobi-8
      @OVI-Wan-Kenobi-8 5 лет назад +199

      @@NotShowingOff More like $5 bi-weekly, that's $130 annually.

    • @cadethumann8605
      @cadethumann8605 5 лет назад +171

      @@OVI-Wan-Kenobi-8 Still, $130 a year with taxes doesn't sound bad. I work in a job that's minimum wage is $15 per hour. $130 would easily be taken care of with 2 days of work.

    • @BadBoyBobby85
      @BadBoyBobby85 4 года назад +31

      Not if you never use them and never will

    • @zachattack5742
      @zachattack5742 4 года назад +18

      Or $260 if you get weekly checks. 😆

  • @rainmaker9300
    @rainmaker9300 7 лет назад +3012

    That bear is actually really damn cute

    • @de132
      @de132 4 года назад +140

      Bears can be really cute in real life too

    • @MGrey-qb5xz
      @MGrey-qb5xz 4 года назад +50

      But you are their prey,so it's best to avoid them if you wanna live.

    • @gregkiteos1936
      @gregkiteos1936 4 года назад +46

      Ned is such a drama queen. 😁

    • @elbownio5820
      @elbownio5820 4 года назад +45

      It’s smile is heavenly 😊

    • @dutchvanderlinde4938
      @dutchvanderlinde4938 3 года назад +11

      Ikr, I was thinking the same thing-

  • @misanthropicisolation4013
    @misanthropicisolation4013 8 лет назад +2370

    "A large bear-like animal, most likely a bear" XD

    • @joshuatewolde1837
      @joshuatewolde1837 4 года назад +26

      Misanthropic Isolation 3:08 “And These Ones are “Smarter” that the Average Bear. They Swiped My Pic-A-Nic Basket!” XD 😂 😆 😝 🧺 🐻

    • @liebestitch689
      @liebestitch689 4 года назад +33

      I think the bear is looking for employment

    • @stefanfilipovits21
      @stefanfilipovits21 4 года назад +9

      It’s like a freakin’ country bear jamboroo round here!

    • @bigblue9996
      @bigblue9996 4 года назад +16

      "Fiery but mostly peaceful protests"

    • @xxxx85
      @xxxx85 4 года назад +7

      "Let the bears pay the bear tax! I pay the Homer tax!"
      "That's the home OWNER tax."
      Hahahaha :D :D :D

  • @Spinner891
    @Spinner891 3 года назад +279

    "Accessory to being a bear" gets me every time.

    • @fabiovezzaro7505
      @fabiovezzaro7505 8 месяцев назад +4

      Sorry man can u explain the meaning of that sentence to me, non english speaker? 😁

    • @Spinner891
      @Spinner891 8 месяцев назад +9

      @fabiovezzaro7505 When a person commits a crime, and another person is knowingly involved, they are an 'accessory to the crime' even if they didn't commit the crime itself.
      Like if somebody helped another person commit murder, they would be an 'accessory to murder'. It means that you weren't the person who directly committed the crime, but you knowingly assisted the criminal in committing the crime.

  • @hawkerhellfire9152
    @hawkerhellfire9152 3 года назад +504

    Quimby stealing Moes "pick-a-nick" basket is probably the most underrated joke in the whole series.

    • @TyTimeIsAwesome
      @TyTimeIsAwesome 3 года назад +17

      I didn't catch that until I was older. It's hilarious as hell.

    • @sgtpepper91
      @sgtpepper91 2 года назад +2

      why is it funny?

    • @TyTimeIsAwesome
      @TyTimeIsAwesome 2 года назад +45

      @@sgtpepper91 I suck at explaining jokes, but I'll try. This joke is layered in 3 parts. The first is that Moe claims these bears are smarter than average and capable of stealing- which is doubtful, plus it's coming from someone like Moe, so most likely he's just bullshitting. The 2nd part is that *it* *actually* *is* *true* because it was Quimby who stole it lol. The last layer is that Quimby, who is obviously quite rich from corroption and what not, has no reason to take a simpleton's picnic basket because he could simply buy something similar. So Quimby did it out of spite or evilness lol or stupidity who knows...

    • @sgtpepper91
      @sgtpepper91 2 года назад +10

      @@TyTimeIsAwesome Haha thanks, I was sure the joke was in the "pick-a-nick" pronunciation Moe used, but I guess I just had to watch the episode

    • @somethingodd1
      @somethingodd1 2 года назад +44

      @@sgtpepper91 That is a reference to Yogi bear, a cartoon character who is infamous for stealing "pick-a-nick" baskets from people.

  • @gutz1981
    @gutz1981 7 лет назад +4983

    This was peak Simpsons. Every joke lands and is still funny today.

    • @drtonni4920
      @drtonni4920 7 лет назад +158

      gutz1981 they're looong gone now

    • @axelfoley1406
      @axelfoley1406 6 лет назад +77

      I know. What a great series. At least we can always go back to the older seasons and still enjoy them. Even funnier now as an adult. Gotta thank Conan O'Brien for being one of the writers and produers during these seasons.

    • @gorginhanson
      @gorginhanson 6 лет назад +20

      Trumpsters: Ah not an illegal in site. The wall must be working perfectly!

    • @starwarsroo2448
      @starwarsroo2448 6 лет назад +3

      This is when it was starting go a little bit weak, not absolute poo, but not quite as good

    • @beffjaker7477
      @beffjaker7477 6 лет назад +2

      gutz1981 yup...thats conan o brian for ya

  • @Dave-sk9mn
    @Dave-sk9mn 4 года назад +1283

    "I'm panicking neddy, I can't work the nob"
    that line always makes me giggle, its so ridiculously out of the blue, I mean its a doorknob lmao

    • @Chris-ln6so
      @Chris-ln6so 3 года назад +55

      I feel like this exactly how I would be in such a crisis.

    • @billyjudd3326
      @billyjudd3326 3 года назад +62

      Ned: 'screams 3 times and barges through the windows next to the doors".

    • @youkai3785
      @youkai3785 3 года назад +46

      And meanwhile while Ned is panicking, the bear just sits there staring...

    • @Cove777
      @Cove777 3 года назад +14

      Every person in a horror movie

    • @hllyenaylleth9576
      @hllyenaylleth9576 3 года назад +50

      did anyone realize that it's a multiple joke, like she doesn't know how to work a nob, or 'junk'

  • @kguy152000
    @kguy152000 8 лет назад +647

    I love how Mayor Quimby is whiting-out signatures on documents when they enter.

    • @GreasyMcNasty
      @GreasyMcNasty 7 лет назад +57

      That's awesome! I never noticed that either and I've seen all these episodes dozens of times.
      Another proof that this was the Golden Age of The Simpsons.

    • @jjjjjjjjj99
      @jjjjjjjjj99 4 года назад +3

      2:53 never noticed that

    • @wellllew3591
      @wellllew3591 4 года назад +23

      Yeah and he also eats from a picnic basket, maybe not just coincidentially the day moe's was stolen

    • @t8506
      @t8506 3 года назад +3

      @@wellllew3591 Thanks captain obvious

    • @radscorpion8
      @radscorpion8 3 месяца назад +1

      I also love how someone does something

  • @nekozombie
    @nekozombie 2 года назад +109

    Skinner's "I phoned ahead" made me laugh so much for some reason

    • @HandleJack
      @HandleJack 10 месяцев назад +2

      because even when he's part of an angry mob, he's still lame as hell.

    • @ThePyroSquirrel1
      @ThePyroSquirrel1 5 месяцев назад

      “Am I so out of touch?”

  • @LostOneOmega
    @LostOneOmega 3 года назад +394

    "If you want wild bears eatin your children and scaring away your salmon: that's your business." So subtle, yet so powerful

    • @ddthewolf
      @ddthewolf 3 года назад +17

      It's amazing what Homer can remember during certain situations lol

    • @MinscFromBaldursGate92
      @MinscFromBaldursGate92 2 года назад +1

      Better dead than bear. 🐻

    • @HandleJack
      @HandleJack 10 месяцев назад +1

      Has the same ring as the immigration and trash commissioner episodes. And certain recent events.

  • @jackorox8140
    @jackorox8140 7 лет назад +407

    Moe : "Yeah and these ones are smarter than the average bear. They swiped my pic-a-nic basket."
    Cracks me up everytime

    • @mrbrianandrewsmith
      @mrbrianandrewsmith 3 года назад +46

      The fact that it was Quimby really brought it home.

    • @TheBfutgreg
      @TheBfutgreg 3 года назад +13

      @@mrbrianandrewsmith Never got why he was eating a sandwich at that moment until now....classic Simpsons have so many layers to the humor, truly a great show

    • @danielleking262
      @danielleking262 3 года назад +5

      The AV-ER-AGE bear. 😂

    • @MinscFromBaldursGate92
      @MinscFromBaldursGate92 2 года назад +3

      Yogi reference.

    • @leociresi4292
      @leociresi4292 2 года назад +1

      Homer:” It’s like freaking Country Bear Jamberoo around here!”

  • @MIGHTYBOOSCH198
    @MIGHTYBOOSCH198 4 года назад +919

    What gets me is the bear just peacefully minding his business whilst everyone else loses their minds.

    • @misterjder1.831
      @misterjder1.831 3 года назад +29

      Yeah he's so chilled right

    • @danielleking262
      @danielleking262 3 года назад +58

      ikr it's so hilarious, it's probably the most peaceful bear and here's Ned driving like a madman and jumps through the window when the bear is just sitting there 😂

    • @arrownoir
      @arrownoir 3 года назад +9

      Next time maybe he shouldn’t be a bear.

    • @MinscFromBaldursGate92
      @MinscFromBaldursGate92 2 года назад +21

      That's the joke.

    • @Stingra87
      @Stingra87 2 года назад +1

      "It's all part of the plan"

  • @jessestefanson9866
    @jessestefanson9866 8 лет назад +1066

    "Immigants! I knew it was them! Even when it was the Bears, I knew it was them."

    • @Neonprettykitty
      @Neonprettykitty 5 лет назад +21

      Jesse Stefanson This is my favourite line ❤😂 Shame the video ended before it

    • @morganrichards1694
      @morganrichards1694 4 года назад +69

      "if you want to pick on immigrants then pick on Willie!"
      "Willie please, the children want to pick on someone their own size"

    • @captainyolowaffle3160
      @captainyolowaffle3160 4 года назад +10

      Those damn immagants! They’re taking all our bleach!

    • @thezenitsufan1249
      @thezenitsufan1249 4 года назад +10

      According to the audio commentary of this episode it was originally titled the anti-immigrant song which was a parody of the Immigrant Song by Led Zeppelin

    • @opencommentsbbcnewsnight1704
      @opencommentsbbcnewsnight1704 4 года назад +5

      @Jesse Stefanson An extremely bad immigration policy is damaging the United States.

  • @GeneralESB
    @GeneralESB 3 года назад +312

    I love how Wiggum’s aim is so bad that, despite pointing straight at the bear, he instead hit Barney even though he was no where near the bear.

    • @melissam597
      @melissam597 3 года назад +26

      *comic book guy voice* “worst police officer ever”

    • @ma3mc3mu-X
      @ma3mc3mu-X 8 месяцев назад +5

      He must’ve graduated the Imperial Stormtrooper Marksmanship Academy.

    • @radscorpion8
      @radscorpion8 3 месяца назад +1

      i love that too. What else do you love?

    • @danielannis2615
      @danielannis2615 2 месяца назад +1

      Yeah, you know what, when you really think about it, why’d they let this guy be Chief of Police in the first place?

  • @MobileTech296
    @MobileTech296 2 года назад +309

    I’m kind of impressed at how much gear they were able to get for the Bear Patrol by only charging $5 per person.

    • @willtheoct
      @willtheoct 2 года назад +8

      $5 per american is 1.5 billion
      oligarchs love misusing that on stealth bombers

    • @peterpanda4296
      @peterpanda4296 2 года назад +43

      @@willtheoct the bear patrol tax is only in springfield 😂

    • @alvexok5523
      @alvexok5523 Год назад +14

      @@peterpanda4296 how many working residents live in Springfield though? If it's for example, 2,000, than $5 per employee/employer would've paid the city $10,000, which is definitely not enough for a bunch of bear patrol vans, and a freakin bear patrol jet in the sky

    • @peterpanda4296
      @peterpanda4296 Год назад +13

      @@alvexok5523 of course thats not enough, thats the joke, i mean they literally have a stealth bomber lol

    • @Mscldrew
      @Mscldrew Год назад +8

      You assume it’s a flat tax…. It could be a 10% tax on income over a threshold. Someone with a million dollar income could be losing 100k to bear patrol taxes.

  • @2000sDigitalBoy
    @2000sDigitalBoy 4 года назад +284

    "That's specious reasoning, dad."
    "Thank you, honey."

  • @alsunpilsut
    @alsunpilsut 6 лет назад +321

    "Bad news for the... Impson family!" 😆😆😆

    • @jasminnemcdonald94A
      @jasminnemcdonald94A 3 года назад +9

      That's your mailbox, Simpson!!

    • @ddthewolf
      @ddthewolf 3 года назад +6

      @@jasminnemcdonald94A D'oh!

    • @shadyavich4595
      @shadyavich4595 3 года назад +9

      I love Homer's stupidity, always cracks me up

    • @HSimon1981
      @HSimon1981 2 года назад +2

      I love that bit can't believe Homer is so stupid but it's funny

    • @None-Trick_Pony
      @None-Trick_Pony 2 года назад +2

      I consider this one of the best jokes of all time full stop. It has everything. Brilliant writing, incredible delivery, perfect execution, and a football to the groin!

  • @j.rangel1457
    @j.rangel1457 4 года назад +1159

    “If I’m going to be trapped inside the house, I’m going out to go buy some beer” kind of foretells 2020 a bit

    • @neequayegill3951
      @neequayegill3951 3 года назад +7

      Are you really trying to make this a "Simpsons told the future" thing? 🤨

    • @alexandertheresurrection2810
      @alexandertheresurrection2810 3 года назад +2

      I know I plenty of beer in my fridge for 2020. :) 🍺 🍻

    • @TheAngelOfDeath01
      @TheAngelOfDeath01 3 года назад

      Yeah, no kidding!

    • @andrewnada819
      @andrewnada819 3 года назад +5

      So true!!!!if I'm going to be in lockdown, I might as well be drunk!!!! Lol

    • @brandonfrancey5592
      @brandonfrancey5592 3 года назад +3

      "If I have to be stuck home alone in lockdown, I'm going to do it with all of my friends and family with me."

  • @strawberrysoulforever8336
    @strawberrysoulforever8336 3 года назад +78

    I love how the bear just sits there and looks curious instead of doing anything threatening.

  • @SinisterPixel
    @SinisterPixel 3 года назад +183

    You have to admire Kent's commitment to accurate reporting. He remarks it's *most likely* a bear. Just on the off chance that it's later identified as something else 😂

    • @keiyakins
      @keiyakins Год назад +6

      He also gives sensible, accurate advice to just chill for a bit indoors, which honestly makes everyone else's panic funnier

  • @mattenryy
    @mattenryy 8 лет назад +2265

    Looks like bad news for the Impson family... LMAO

    • @cgee7590
      @cgee7590 6 лет назад +25

      DompyG That's it, if I'm going to be trapped in the house, I'm going out to buy some beer!

    • @benjaminurbina5391
      @benjaminurbina5391 5 лет назад +8

      Thats the best part AJAJAJAJA

    • @mrbored975
      @mrbored975 3 года назад +3

      Imp sons

    • @mrbored975
      @mrbored975 3 года назад +1

      Simp sons

    • @Victory987
      @Victory987 3 года назад +1

      Bad news for the Bears.

  • @neilyoungboy
    @neilyoungboy 8 лет назад +1215

    I love how the bear just looks at Ned and is like; Hi, do you wanna be friends?

    • @Stealth-ve7nw
      @Stealth-ve7nw 7 лет назад +79

      Kevin Murphy LOL I know the bear looked like he was really confused by Ned.

    • @neothethorpeparkfan5512
      @neothethorpeparkfan5512 7 лет назад +6

      Kevin Murphy lol

    • @willisner5836
      @willisner5836 7 лет назад +8

      Kevin Murphy flanders is such a pussy

    • @TheDarkKRoo
      @TheDarkKRoo 6 лет назад +12

      this is what flanders thought as he saw the bear "holy diddly iddly it's a bear!".

    • @laurajohnson7288
      @laurajohnson7288 6 лет назад +5

      Kevin Murphy lol ikr lol he was just looking at Ned like hi what's your name⁉ you want to be friends⁉ lol

  • @zxKAOS1
    @zxKAOS1 8 лет назад +343

    A $5 tax seems to be a pretty good deal given all of the personnel and craft they're getting.

    • @qty1315
      @qty1315 6 лет назад +7

      Maybe the army just had a surplus and sold them to Springfield for a cheap price.

    • @mustangrt8866
      @mustangrt8866 6 лет назад +16

      technically, if every citizen paid 5$ yearly, the bear patrol can get 4 B1-Spirits

    • @dionjaywoollaston1349
      @dionjaywoollaston1349 6 лет назад +6

      Mustang Rt depends on the size of Springfield given that it changes from small town to one with an international airport

    • @connormclernon26
      @connormclernon26 6 лет назад

      zxKAOS1 except no one wants to have to foot the bill even if it’s only an extra $5

    • @srujan00
      @srujan00 4 года назад

      @@mustangrt8866 B-1s are Lancers, B-2s are Spirits

  • @L_Martin
    @L_Martin 3 года назад +45

    3:43 I love the voice acting. The subtle little “oh”

  • @RobertMichael
    @RobertMichael 3 года назад +153

    “I phoned ahead!”
    “We’re here we’re queer!”
    Every joke hits 😂😂😂

    • @ddthewolf
      @ddthewolf 3 года назад

      Catch chant there Homer

    • @diamanteduul8084
      @diamanteduul8084 Год назад +1

      @WirelessNut I believe it is in fact 'queer'. I think it's something to do with pride rallys but idk what the exact reference.

  • @soko4710
    @soko4710 7 лет назад +156

    I love barney's role in the bear-tranquilising scene. such perfect randomness...

  • @WendiGonerLH
    @WendiGonerLH 8 лет назад +1258

    I find it hilarious that the bear patrol, which was set up THAT DAY, managed to secure a Northrop Grumman B-2 "Spirit" Stealth Bomber

    • @Roushfan5
      @Roushfan5 8 лет назад +213

      +Artyom Zaytsev For $5.00 a citizen as well. We need the Springfield accountant at the federal government. ASAP.

    • @TheGroundedAviator
      @TheGroundedAviator 8 лет назад +37

      +Artyom Zaytsev Seeing as they cost $737 million apiece and that's a drop in the bucket in keeping them flying.

    • @SoldierOfFate
      @SoldierOfFate 8 лет назад +68

      +Artyom Zaytsev And now the big question: why exactly would a neighborhood watch-style patrol unit intended to deter and relocate bears need a stealth bomber with cruise missile and nuclear capabilities?

    • @borealphoto
      @borealphoto 8 лет назад +196

      +The Ugly Barnacle Think of the children.

    • @andreww1212
      @andreww1212 8 лет назад +10

      +Artyom Zaytsev That gets me every time.

  • @Jared_Wignall
    @Jared_Wignall 8 лет назад +503

    We're Here! We're Queer! We don't want anymore Bears!

    • @Emoidiot187
      @Emoidiot187 7 лет назад +8

      Jared Wignall are you quoting the show or just being loud

    • @Jared_Wignall
      @Jared_Wignall 7 лет назад +33

      The show...

    • @agentprime2179
      @agentprime2179 7 лет назад +36

      They cut out the mustache parade line.

    • @JulesDread
      @JulesDread 7 лет назад +9

      I know, and that's the best part.

    • @gunsmithbasic
      @gunsmithbasic 7 лет назад +14

      lol look at the video description. "we're here. we're clear..." why clean it up for the description??

  • @TinyDeskEngineer
    @TinyDeskEngineer 3 года назад +81

    Ned Flanders: *jumps through window to escape bear*
    Bear, not having moved at all: *staring in disbelief*

    • @Sonichero151
      @Sonichero151 Месяц назад

      Bear: *no thought, head empty, B e a r*

  • @Natedawg38
    @Natedawg38 2 месяца назад +3

    I love how barney and the bears tranquilized expressions are pretty much the same like they're brothers passed out at a frat party

  • @theloniouskeys7812
    @theloniouskeys7812 7 лет назад +613

    I liked when Lisa's advanced intelligence had an air of humility with it. In these days she was my favorite character.

    • @General_Eisenhower1945
      @General_Eisenhower1945 6 лет назад +81

      TheloniousKeys781 when she wasn't a prick

    • @JanetStarChild
      @JanetStarChild 6 лет назад +26

      Come on.. Lisa has gotten way more interesting over the years. You're honestly going to tell me you liked her more when she was perfect and had no flaws?
      It's weird how some people hate her now because she's a much more well-rounded character and a more realistic kid.
      How does Bart get a free pass when he's been such a little shit from day 1? It's like, nooo, dog forbid that Lisa has a more capricious and rebellious side to her now and isn't such a Mary Sue anymore. We apparently can't have that; people will just have a fit if Lisa is suddenly interesting.

    • @JanetStarChild
      @JanetStarChild 6 лет назад +20

      Based on what? All of your six years of Simpsons viewing? Son, I've been watching the Simpsons since it first aired, and I've seen all the characters develop over all that time. Lisa was originally amusing in the cartoon sketches in the Tracey Ullman Show; Then when The Simpsons spun off into its own show, Lisa was written as "the good child" opposite to Bart's "bad child", and that would be her defining role for years, until the writers started to make Lisa manic and quirky. Lisa has been given interesting character traits and flaws and is no longer "Little Miss Perfect". She doesn't just have all the answers anymore. Lisa can make mistakes, misjudge something, she can be conceited, neurotic, obsessive, she's prone to panic attacks and will even cross lines to protect her image and reputation. And despite all this, she still has more moral fiber than her family and believes in a better future for everyone.

    • @thomasmccann3679
      @thomasmccann3679 4 года назад +4

      Advanced intelligence my ass .

    • @somethingiswrong1916
      @somethingiswrong1916 4 года назад +53

      Now she is written to appeal to overweight women with arts degrees who walk around in comfortable shoes and scream and yell at white men.

  • @fruitlion8
    @fruitlion8 3 года назад +107

    I love the music as the bear walks in. Tells you from the start he's harmless :)

  • @DwarfDaddy
    @DwarfDaddy 4 года назад +46

    I just love how cute the bear looks especially 0:55 when it mauls the mailbox

    • @FjdnfjcjdDndnnd
      @FjdnfjcjdDndnnd 7 месяцев назад

      That's the Simpson mailbox

    • @DwarfDaddy
      @DwarfDaddy 7 месяцев назад

      @@FjdnfjcjdDndnnd i am well aware, I watched the clip

    • @willemverheij3412
      @willemverheij3412 4 месяца назад +2

      @@FjdnfjcjdDndnnd You mean the Impson mailbox?

  • @stefcarrizales
    @stefcarrizales 2 года назад +4

    0:05 that’s exactly how imagined bear music sounded like

  • @leandrotami
    @leandrotami 3 года назад +48

    the way Flanders scratches the door with his nails, it always makes me laugh

  • @HumanAfterAll123
    @HumanAfterAll123 4 года назад +437

    "If I'm gonna be trapped inside I'm gonna have some beer" never have truer words been spoken

    • @MercSamurai09
      @MercSamurai09 4 года назад +34

      Alcoholics during the Coronavirus

    • @iThinkMyNamesBenH
      @iThinkMyNamesBenH 4 года назад +11

      Sounds like me this entire year.

    • @MercSamurai09
      @MercSamurai09 4 года назад +2

      DR. JOE ROGAN that’s gonna make it worse

    • @TheBushRanger.
      @TheBushRanger. 4 года назад +2

      MercSniper 09 Alcoholics?

    • @mindriot91_96
      @mindriot91_96 3 года назад

      @@MercSamurai09 Long term, yes. At least you can buy happiness for a few hours :)

  • @sledge6693
    @sledge6693 8 лет назад +396

    You left out the best part: Lenny asks Homer "Hey, that's the pretty catchy chant where'd you learn it?", to which he replies "Oh, I heard it at the annual mustache parade they have every year".

    • @Ophiuchus123456789
      @Ophiuchus123456789 6 лет назад +3

      Sledge lmao!

    • @codename617
      @codename617 4 года назад +24

      In reruns they cut out some gay jokes. I never even seen the episode where a gay moved in with the Simpson's and Homer got worried about Bart until a couple years ago on FXX

    • @AndiGravity
      @AndiGravity 4 года назад +10

      @@codename617 -- Damned homersexuals...

    • @Chameleonardodavinci
      @Chameleonardodavinci 3 года назад +7

      @@AndiGravity lmao. Marge is a homersexual

    • @nobody-tj1mv
      @nobody-tj1mv 3 года назад +3

      It wasn't the upsloader. This is a TV recording. And the channel removed some scenes for time, I suppose.

  • @agentprime2179
    @agentprime2179 7 лет назад +767

    One count to being a bear and one count to being an accessory to being a bear.

    • @matthewwyllie9041
      @matthewwyllie9041 4 года назад +22

      The Scottish police

    • @kevinkent6351
      @kevinkent6351 3 года назад +19

      Sweet dreams, Smokey....

    • @CatMaster90001
      @CatMaster90001 3 года назад +9

      They could have charged Barney with ketamine consumption...

    • @GSNRecords
      @GSNRecords 3 года назад

      Wow, opening my eyes to the Simpsons being homophobic.

    • @CamMci
      @CamMci 3 года назад

      @@GSNRecords huh?

  • @johnathanryan2117
    @johnathanryan2117 3 года назад +213

    Love how the bear simply looks around incredulously whilst all the people act like total buffoons.
    Back when the Simpsons was cleverly done.

    • @tristanband4003
      @tristanband4003 Год назад +1

      The bear was really just being chill.

    • @ianlaswick9505
      @ianlaswick9505 Год назад +2

      Unless its hungry or has cubs around Bears don't pay humans much mind
      Well except for Grizzlies and Polar Bears, they may mess you up just for being in the wrong place

    • @Sonichero151
      @Sonichero151 9 месяцев назад

      ​@@ianlaswick9505outside of polar bears, most of the time bears are extremely chill, even grizzlies can just sit there existing in vibes. Bears have the ability to truly go no thought head empty

  • @zippo_muk9254
    @zippo_muk9254 3 года назад +20

    Homer: “Now to drop gracefully... *through the windshield.”* 🤣

  • @sixonesix3915
    @sixonesix3915 7 лет назад +252

    I only just now realized that quimby swiped moe's pickenic basket

    • @carultch
      @carultch 4 года назад +12

      Me too. I thought it was just the way he carries his own lunch to work.

    • @tocotoucan7304
      @tocotoucan7304 4 года назад +15

      @@lumpylumpyloo Woah, what? That's kind of extreme. This person didn't really do anything...

    • @nobrainsnoheadache2434
      @nobrainsnoheadache2434 4 года назад +15

      Smarter than your average mayor

    • @june2420111
      @june2420111 3 года назад +6

      Yes, while people are busy blaming the bears and immigrants, he's stealing people's lunch. Pretty much how politics and politicians actually work in real life.

  • @balzirus
    @balzirus 7 лет назад +214

    U.S forrest service truck for the bear Moe's truck for barney LMFAO

  • @benemlaw6428
    @benemlaw6428 4 года назад +66

    Love the bears friendly smile while Ned looses his shit.

  • @bengray3245
    @bengray3245 Год назад +12

    “Hey, if you want wild bears eating your children and scaring away your salmon, that’s your business!”
    Greatest line delivery.

  • @baardagaam
    @baardagaam 2 года назад +8

    the Moe's truck loading Barney ,after the US Forest truck loaded the bear was so hilarious😄

  • @adamshane948
    @adamshane948 7 лет назад +90

    0:12, Ned's scream is hilarious

  • @unicomaky
    @unicomaky 7 лет назад +601

    This 4 minute and 31 second clip is funnier than a whole season of the newer simpsons episodes

    • @hint0122
      @hint0122 4 года назад +38

      And it's funnier than a entire season of family guy

    • @dannidubig
      @dannidubig 4 года назад +4

      Sadly true

    • @hint0122
      @hint0122 3 года назад +15

      @ANIMATION WEB 3 i am 34 jackass

    • @JohnDoe-vn1we
      @JohnDoe-vn1we 3 года назад +10

      @ANIMATION WEB 3 Don't you have a tide pod to eat or some other dumb thing the internet told you to do?

    • @Slashco
      @Slashco 3 года назад +6

      @@hint0122 True. New Simpsons is unfunny, but new FG is even worse.

  • @rob3125
    @rob3125 4 года назад +103

    4:20 Homer: Let the bears pay the bear tax. I pay the Homer tax.
    Lisa: That's the homeowner tax.
    😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Mii.2.0
      @Mii.2.0 3 года назад +2

      Well, anyway, he's still outraged. 😠

  • @stevencoates3382
    @stevencoates3382 3 года назад +11

    "I phoned ahead!"
    Lol, gotta love principal Skinner 🤣🤣🤣

  • @brocksamson9737
    @brocksamson9737 3 года назад +11

    so many golden one liners. my god classic Simpson episodes take me back. I remember still being able to watch these on fox back through out the mid-late 90s. good times.

  • @evs251
    @evs251 7 лет назад +1207

    "let the bears pay the bear tax" Hmmm.. This reminds me of someone

    • @legothoron1
      @legothoron1 6 лет назад +22

      i wonder who

    • @alx6657
      @alx6657 5 лет назад +12

      Yeah, I wonder who...

    • @jay5ivez
      @jay5ivez 5 лет назад +10

      Donald trump?

    • @alexandersteiner213
      @alexandersteiner213 5 лет назад +76

      Leave the politics with your mama. We're here for the funny.

    • @sk8_bort
      @sk8_bort 5 лет назад +135

      @@alexandersteiner213 Well, you came to the wrong place then, The Simpson have always been political.

  • @bobbobby1987
    @bobbobby1987 3 года назад +43

    The amount of hilarious jokes packed in four and a half minutes is amazing!

  • @ncc1701deee
    @ncc1701deee 4 года назад +113

    It wasn't just the writers. The team of artists & animators from the "golden age era" of the Simpsons, were extraordinary.

    • @pochopmartin
      @pochopmartin 3 года назад +15

      And the music! The plodding bear version of the simpsons theme just highlights the benignity of the bear and sets up the towns overreaction so perfectly.

  • @stephenboulton8453
    @stephenboulton8453 2 года назад +11

    "book em Lou, one count of being a bear... and one count of accessory of being a bear" XD

  • @danroh001
    @danroh001 3 года назад +8

    I like the detail at 0:37, George Bush's front yard across Simpson's place.

  • @taumpytears6999
    @taumpytears6999 8 лет назад +594

    WE'RE HERE!!!
    WE'RE QUEER !!!
    WE DONT WANT ANYMORE BEARS !!!

    • @4exgold
      @4exgold 8 лет назад +13

      +Taumpy Tears "clear" not "queer"

    • @taumpytears6999
      @taumpytears6999 8 лет назад +85

      +4exgold
      Never has there ever been an equal rights slogan that contained the words "we're here , we're clear".... unless its scientologists and they arent 'clear' either

    • @whyFreezer
      @whyFreezer 8 лет назад +92

      +4exgold They're saying 'queer'.

    • @4exgold
      @4exgold 8 лет назад +30

      you guys r right, just confirmed on imdb....my bad

    • @romacechina
      @romacechina 8 лет назад +16

      Wish the vid had the scene where homer mentions where he got the chant from. Though that would explain the joke of it.

  • @LanceUppercut78
    @LanceUppercut78 8 лет назад +262

    This is just so brilliantly hilarious on so many levels. There is nothing on TV today like this.

    • @andykishore
      @andykishore 7 лет назад +9

      That is why The Simpsons is an iconic cartoon.

    • @sofakingonmynuts1438
      @sofakingonmynuts1438 6 лет назад +3

      rick and morty? no? dont say no!

    • @BigK13372
      @BigK13372 6 лет назад +1

      Amazing World of Gumball

    • @kn00tcn
      @kn00tcn 6 лет назад +4

      there wasnt much at ANY point in tv history, very few shows are full of phd writers, scientists, & long hours of iteration

    • @ghhghh8170
      @ghhghh8170 6 лет назад

      Futurama, rick n morty. Futurama especially had smart humor

  • @quinnfletcher3906
    @quinnfletcher3906 8 лет назад +172

    I phoned ahead!

  • @jordan4192
    @jordan4192 3 года назад +21

    I love the 3 boxes of baking soda in the fridge. The little detail that reminds you that Marge Simpson is a total mom.

  • @micahphilson
    @micahphilson Год назад +5

    The fact that Barney stumbles around and drinks the rest of the tranquilizer for so long, yet an actual brown/grizzly bear gets knocked straight out instantly...
    That bear's a lightweight. Barney's been training his body for years! This is peak male performance!

  • @BennSimonn
    @BennSimonn 8 лет назад +340

    I love the bear version of the Simpsons theme.

  • @quinnfletcher3906
    @quinnfletcher3906 7 лет назад +50

    I live in BC where we get bears all the time and I can safely say that their reactions are VERY realistic!

    • @stefanfilipovits21
      @stefanfilipovits21 3 года назад +8

      Is it like a country bear jamboroo ‘round there?

    • @aredub1847
      @aredub1847 Год назад +1

      how is your beer supply?

  • @jareds.7063
    @jareds.7063 6 лет назад +72

    What is so funny about this clip is that the bear is just sitting there, and everyone freaks out
    The bear just sits and gets a glimpse of everyday springfield life, such as
    Ned Flanders slamming his car into a tree and jumping through a window
    Homer swinging across a cable wire just to get to his car, only to literally fall right in front of the bear
    The policemen shooting Barney with tranquilizers instead of the bear
    Barney drinking the tranquilizer and belching moments before falling over

    • @stefanfilipovits21
      @stefanfilipovits21 3 года назад +10

      Now that you’ve catalogued it all I’ve gotta admit:
      That poor bear saw some weird s*it.

    • @MinscFromBaldursGate92
      @MinscFromBaldursGate92 2 года назад +7

      When a wild bear is the most rational living thing in town.

  • @IyeViking
    @IyeViking 3 года назад +55

    “A bear like animal, most likely a bear” Holy hell, genius!

    • @CasualGamer4K
      @CasualGamer4K 3 года назад +4

      He’s in search of food or possibly employment.

    • @peterpanda4296
      @peterpanda4296 Год назад

      @@CasualGamer4K arent we all :(

  • @MrQwint22
    @MrQwint22 Год назад +13

    You gotta love Ned desperately jumping through the window while the bear's sitting across the street mildly amused.

  • @gregkiteos1936
    @gregkiteos1936 4 года назад +92

    "If I'm going to be trapped indoors I'd better go out and buy some beer."
    Kind of relatable to what's going on in the world at the moment.

    • @tobito3100
      @tobito3100 3 года назад +1

      Damn straight.

    • @joedirte716
      @joedirte716 3 года назад

      DemocRATS running around wild ruined america

    • @PlatoonGoon
      @PlatoonGoon 3 года назад +2

      @@joedirte716 You understand republiCUNTS are the reason the second wave of unvaccinated spread is happening?

    • @pabloguzman8472
      @pabloguzman8472 2 года назад +2

      Simpsons predicted covid alcoholism

  • @stevenwatchorn9816
    @stevenwatchorn9816 6 лет назад +33

    I actually use the "Country Bear Jamboroo" line pretty frequently. It is useful in a surprisingly wide variety of situations.

  • @amattchronism
    @amattchronism 8 лет назад +39

    the 90s episodes had such great writing

  • @PatricksCrazyPlace
    @PatricksCrazyPlace 3 года назад +38

    "That does it. If I'm going to be trapped inside the house, I gotta go out and buy some beer"
    That line is even funnier thanks to COVID.

    • @thedkm-4894
      @thedkm-4894 3 года назад +1

      ...........

    • @tobito3100
      @tobito3100 3 года назад

      I think of it all the time now lol.

  • @R.P.Pyotrsovich
    @R.P.Pyotrsovich 2 года назад +3

    When a Bear walks into Springfield....

  • @skylarmontgomery3190
    @skylarmontgomery3190 8 лет назад +96

    Would love to be charged with "accessory to being a bear"

  • @CornishCreamtea07
    @CornishCreamtea07 4 года назад +27

    I like how the tranquilliser takes down a 31 stone bear in mere seconds, but takes a bit longer on Barney.

  • @ClarinoI
    @ClarinoI 4 года назад +13

    I'll be honest if a $5 extra tax gets all that equipment (including B2 bombers!) it's a hell of an investment. Quimby doing an extraordinary job as mayor.

  • @Mscldrew
    @Mscldrew Год назад +3

    Back when the Simpsons could cram 2 dozen hilarious lines you would remember and quote for the rest of your life into 4:31

  • @HCkev
    @HCkev 2 года назад +5

    Barney is being picked up by a Moe's truck 😂

  • @lazylank
    @lazylank 8 лет назад +44

    "That's the home owner tax." Gets me laughing so hard every time.

  • @gutz1981
    @gutz1981 8 лет назад +244

    Sweet dreams Smokey!

  • @simbasorariku3
    @simbasorariku3 8 лет назад +283

    Why can't all bears be this innocent?!

    • @codename617
      @codename617 8 лет назад +46

      +simbasorariku3 I blame the media. They're always portraying bears as vicious animals. Like in The Revenant and Goldilocks and The Three Bears.

    • @isabellafelipedeoliveiraca6698
      @isabellafelipedeoliveiraca6698 8 лет назад +17

      +codename617 And even Disney with its "Brave". The human is only called "brave" because she defeats the terrible evil bear that actually wanted nothing to do with her, that's bearacism, Disney!

    • @codename617
      @codename617 8 лет назад +8

      Well what do you expect? it's Disney. I wouldn't be surprised if they made a Goldilocks movie and the three Bears were made to be like offensive bear stereotypes. I am surprised that they made a friendly bear in the Jungle Book.

    • @drpenguin7653
      @drpenguin7653 8 лет назад +27

      *offensive bear stereotypes*

    • @MARGARELON
      @MARGARELON 8 лет назад +4

      +codename617 That f***** baloo? He's a "magical bear" and you know it! Always helping the homo sapiens...

  • @Tiresias55
    @Tiresias55 3 года назад +7

    3:36 I love Lisa's sales pitch with this rock, and how easily she convinces Homer, an averagely intelligent adult man of 30 years her senior. This more than anything else convinces me that she will most likely become Springfield's Mister Burns when she is grown, all be it a more green environmentally friendly Mr Burns. Hale Lisa!

  • @d2carryteam218
    @d2carryteam218 2 года назад +6

    - Let the bears pay the bear tax, i pay the Homer tax!
    - That's the home owner tax.
    - Well, anyway, I'm still outraged.

  • @RumbleDelta
    @RumbleDelta 7 лет назад +31

    I just love how they animate animals in this show, they're so appealing to look at.

  • @piromaniac9999
    @piromaniac9999 7 лет назад +29

    I love how the bear doesn't give a fuck.The bear:I'm just chillin hi came to eat your ah pickenic baskets.

  • @Asukenick
    @Asukenick 8 лет назад +90

    Looks like bad news for the Impson family. Always cracks me up.

  • @DifferentTypesofPeople
    @DifferentTypesofPeople Месяц назад +2

    90s and early 2000s cartoons made the best cartoon screams, especially with the bouncing tongue.

  • @naiyang888
    @naiyang888 3 года назад +9

    The writing back then was absolutely golden!
    Every other line was relevant and funny!

  • @KingsKirch
    @KingsKirch 8 лет назад +26

    Bear Patrol using B2 Spirit makes laugh every time XD

  • @soduno596
    @soduno596 8 лет назад +104

    Let the bear pay the bear tax, I pay the Homer tax LOL :D

  • @lisvender
    @lisvender 8 лет назад +47

    I think there's a lesson to be learned about Lisa shrugging and taking Homer's money.

    • @TheMarkusFIN
      @TheMarkusFIN 7 лет назад +14

      lisvender This is the only occasion when in court I would agree to Lisa claiming "He was so dumb he deserved to get scammed."

    • @OrdinaryKoopa
      @OrdinaryKoopa 6 лет назад +1

      Lisa would make a great Christian preacher scamming people out of 10% of their paychecks and paying no taxes

    • @horsthorstmann7614
      @horsthorstmann7614 5 лет назад

      war on terror and climate change is working the same way.

    • @man-who-sold-the-world
      @man-who-sold-the-world 4 года назад +1

      A fool and his money will be soon parted

  • @SEMIA123
    @SEMIA123 11 месяцев назад +3

    Kent's lines are some of the most Conan Obrien sounding jokes I've ever heard, it's almost like he wrote for the show or something.

  • @Spudtron98
    @Spudtron98 3 месяца назад +2

    The way Lisa silently goes "Eh, fifteen bucks is fifteen bucks" is one of my favourite bits. She may have integrity, but dammit that's some pocket money on the line.