YouTube's Worst Chef Somehow Got Worse

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  • Опубликовано: 7 янв 2025

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  • @ArcNeoMasato
    @ArcNeoMasato 2 года назад +2053

    "Lazy mans orange chicken". Okay, bag of chicken breast chunks, and a bottle of Panda Express orange sauce. Bake and stir, done.

    • @THICCTHICCTHICC
      @THICCTHICCTHICC 2 года назад +209

      Jack's idea of lazy is my idea of maximalism

    • @hotrodmercury3941
      @hotrodmercury3941 2 года назад +72

      Done that before with a good amount of rice. Ez and fun

    • @angelise1211
      @angelise1211 2 года назад +17

      they sell that?

    • @PinkAgaricus
      @PinkAgaricus 2 года назад +50

      Even Lazier (in terms of cooking it yourself, or the lack thereof) man's Orange Chicken: Go to Panda Express and order orange chicken
      That may be a bit more expensive, but it usually comes out right (in fast food terms).
      Yea accurate though if you can still find the sauce being sold anywhere (including Panda Express food court/mall or sit down locations, I think that's where I found our bottle of that sauce). Alternate recipe: Bag of popcorn chicken/chicken nuggets and a bottle of Panda Express Orange Chicken sauce. Stir, put on rice or noodles, and enjoy.

    • @dearinsomniadontletthebedb9237
      @dearinsomniadontletthebedb9237 2 года назад +19

      No, chicken nuggets+ panda express orange sauce. Mix then serve, done👌😂

  • @calessel3139
    @calessel3139 2 года назад +1342

    Jack: "It's a little tangier than I like."
    Translation: "It tastes like I'm eating a bottle of vinegar."

  • @mctul
    @mctul 2 года назад +812

    his intro starting with him dodging the word 'Cooking' is so funny because it's like 'oh god cooking **dodges** phew i dont have to do that anymore anyways lets eat some raw chicken!'

    • @TroubleEST
      @TroubleEST 2 года назад +21

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Red_Lion2000
      @Red_Lion2000 2 года назад +14

      underrated comment.

    • @richardsanchez5444
      @richardsanchez5444 2 года назад +8

      That's actually really clever. Niceee

    • @mandarian87
      @mandarian87 Год назад +5

      Nailed it hahaha

    • @sitruuna6979
      @sitruuna6979 Год назад +8

      He's so good at cooking that he doesn't even need to do it 😂

  • @jacksklazy7672
    @jacksklazy7672 2 года назад +774

    Jack: “Don’t always go by the bag, go for the eyesight”
    The eyesight:

    • @rampantmantis2788
      @rampantmantis2788 2 года назад +19

      Clearly lacking 20/20

    • @ketaminepoptarts
      @ketaminepoptarts Год назад +12

      ​@@rampantmantis2788 more like 30/2000

    • @8sor
      @8sor Год назад +6

      ​@@ketaminepoptartslove your name 😂

    • @StandardGoose
      @StandardGoose Год назад

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    • @anthonygrennek
      @anthonygrennek 4 месяца назад

      @@8sorI thought you your verified😂😂😂

  • @BnaBreaker
    @BnaBreaker 2 года назад +666

    I love how he consistently uses the excuse that he's "lazy" as a cover for his complete lack of cooking skills.

    • @johndalquen7668
      @johndalquen7668 Год назад +33

      To be fair I do the same. Then again I dont't make videos showcasing it

    • @BnaBreaker
      @BnaBreaker Год назад +57

      @@johndalquen7668 Exactly! Nothing wrong with not being a great cook, but I do think there is something wrong with being someone who clearly has no idea what he's doing but making videos broadcast to hundreds of thousands of people where he claims to be an expert.

    • @slothape
      @slothape Год назад +12

      It should be called the incompetant man series

    • @dirtywash4890
      @dirtywash4890 Год назад +4

      Dunning Kruger effect is strong here

    • @78LedHead
      @78LedHead Год назад +3

      But make no mistake.... he is lazy. He might be the laziest cook to ever walk the earth.

  • @akajay8140
    @akajay8140 2 года назад +7439

    AUGUST YOU SHOULD RECREATE JACKS RECIPES THEN TRY THEM SO WE CAN GET AN HONEST REACTION ON HOW THEY TATSE

    • @ThomasInPrint
      @ThomasInPrint 2 года назад +231

      Yep, sign me up.

    • @partygamingz3332
      @partygamingz3332 2 года назад +512

      Nooo bro, he ain't gonna live till the next cooking with Jack video at that rate

    • @LydiAtheistLady
      @LydiAtheistLady 2 года назад +97

      That would make for some fun content & I’m all for it!

    • @stephanesurprenant60
      @stephanesurprenant60 2 года назад +59

      Do it. Do it. Do it.

    • @bigtiredpotato
      @bigtiredpotato 2 года назад +127

      Why would you want to hurt August like this?

  • @Astroqualia
    @Astroqualia 2 года назад +846

    I'm honestly surprised Jack didn't just pour orange juice on the chicken and microwave it to cook it.

  • @lasses0450
    @lasses0450 2 года назад +1780

    I think we can all agree that Jack's intro is one of the greatest creations known to mankind.

    • @joereginmyre
      @joereginmyre 2 года назад +1

      I AM THE BEEST YOUUTUBER YOU'RE ALL TRAASH COMPARED TO ME IM THE BEEST 😗😗😗😗😗😗😗

    • @Godzilla2021lol
      @Godzilla2021lol 2 года назад +76

      @@joereginmyre dude nobody cares about someone who spams there self for best RUclips

    • @glyzzygobbler476
      @glyzzygobbler476 2 года назад +17

      @@joereginmyre Bruh th 💀

    • @andrewwhyte7130
      @andrewwhyte7130 2 года назад +16

      I think it needed something to pop out if the bowl in surprise to really finish it off like a souffle

    • @AJOlaks
      @AJOlaks 2 года назад +5

      @@andrewwhyte7130 have Jack mix something and out pops the word Jack

  • @king12191
    @king12191 2 года назад +183

    The funny thing is I unironically remember watching this guy's cook videos like 15 years ago when I was a kid and his hair wasn't grey. The fact he's still at it and resurfaced after all these years as a meme when I've all but forgotten him is amazing to me

    • @Kaboomboo
      @Kaboomboo 5 месяцев назад +12

      Same. I watched him back in 2009. His review of the Ninja Bullet blender convinced me to get one and it worked so good. I even made a few of his recipes and they were hit. Not kidding. The lazy man's Lasagna is perfectly fine. As a broke college gal that lasted for days. The bacon explosion was also pretty good. And believe it or not, the strings and pegs casserole was actually requested 3 years in a row for Thanksgiving.
      I mean even a broken clock is right twice a day. 😂 but now seeing him reach internet infamy is so surreal.

  • @pandamonium8182
    @pandamonium8182 2 года назад +746

    At what point do we acknowledge Jack’ cooking channel is the best troll of all time.
    He really undercooked chicken nuggets, then straight said “I cooked these longer than the package said”

    • @RyANWaLlEt
      @RyANWaLlEt 2 года назад +90

      In defense, all ovens cook differently and with the hell that oven's been through he could probably cook things for hours in them and not burn it

    • @sarafekih2410
      @sarafekih2410 2 года назад +29

      Depending on the oven he owns it could be true, I for one have an oven that takes hours to cook anything properly, of course at that point you need to start ignoring the time given by the package or recipe and just check it yourself

    • @anxietyfox4322
      @anxietyfox4322 2 года назад +36

      Don't forget that he also poured ice cold frozen orange juice mixed with ketchup on top of those undercooked nuggets. What a fucking genius.

    • @david-468
      @david-468 2 года назад +41

      Simple answer, Jack doesn’t know about pre heating

    • @TheScience69
      @TheScience69 2 года назад +10

      he was doing it on a spoon held over a lighter

  • @danielfrongillo773
    @danielfrongillo773 2 года назад +546

    He straight up murders every single classic recipe he comes across. He leaves no culinary stone unturned when it comes to defiling everyone's favorite foods one by one. I would be awestruck if I wasn't horrified.

    • @breaderbrawler7894
      @breaderbrawler7894 2 года назад +8

      Let him make pizza

    • @DustyOrange
      @DustyOrange 2 года назад +43

      @@breaderbrawler7894
      Tortilla with a thin layer of ketchup. Top with a crumble of Kraft American Singles and slices of bologna. Sprinkle some rosemary for **Italian** flavor. Microwave on HIGH for 3:00.
      It's what I'd expect, but it doesn't feel wrong enough.

    • @breaderbrawler7894
      @breaderbrawler7894 2 года назад +9

      @@DustyOrange Add unsalted butter

    • @Dark.Shingo
      @Dark.Shingo 2 года назад +5

      This is poetry.

    • @deleqtronica8733
      @deleqtronica8733 Год назад +5

      @@breaderbrawler7894 he’s already made pizza

  • @kingjlinza
    @kingjlinza 2 года назад +906

    Jack is still at it, making recipes to shock the world

    • @ThePenguinMan
      @ThePenguinMan 2 года назад +31

      @Bazinga help me on my quest to ratio every bot
      mission accomplished

    • @joereginmyre
      @joereginmyre 2 года назад

      I AM THE BEEST YOUUTUBER YOU'RE ALL TRAASH COMPARED TO ME IM THE BEEST 😗😗😗😗😗😗😗

    • @thedragonauthority
      @thedragonauthority 2 года назад +3

      I'd say choke more then shock.

    • @Alo-Alois
      @Alo-Alois 2 года назад +1

      more like kill the world

    • @notcreator42
      @notcreator42 2 года назад +1

      @@joereginmyre so?

  • @Bonzeye182
    @Bonzeye182 Год назад +58

    Bro, don’t discourage him from using frozen chicken. I literally get panic attacks when this man gets around raw chicken

    • @Mr_Jish
      @Mr_Jish 3 месяца назад +3

      And he *STILL* undercooked them!!! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @Matrix5TheTrapsComeAlive
    @Matrix5TheTrapsComeAlive 2 года назад +73

    Jack choosing to flush out the OJ from the measuring cup by filling it with water and dumping it into his mix was like watching a Tim's Kitchen Tips bit come to life before my eyes

    • @Elcore
      @Elcore Год назад +6

      All we're missing is a healthy glug of Pitzmans mustard to really help those authentic Chinese flavours sing.

    • @lazylittledragon
      @lazylittledragon 2 месяца назад

      oh god i've never noticed that before and now i'm HORRIFIED

    • @StoutShako
      @StoutShako Месяц назад

      And now we just have to mix it gently....

  • @kecukraftwork1988
    @kecukraftwork1988 2 года назад +35

    I worked at Maccies a few years back, and those nuggets look like the undercooked kind that came out as a result of fresh, colder oil that has yet to properly come to temperature. The kind you'd make as a test run. Or when a piece of nugget stuck out of the oil, whilst the rest cooked. Not raw throughout, but *definitely not* safe for consumption.

    • @Komotau4691
      @Komotau4691 2 года назад +7

      Maybe thats the reason this man ended in hospital :D

  • @cf_myth
    @cf_myth 2 года назад +44

    I heard the pain in his chewing, I never thought you could put emotion into chewing sounds, but for the first time… I heard pain in chewing.

  • @andonlane
    @andonlane 2 года назад +412

    ingenuity for this man is just making his cuisine more normal

    • @ThePenguinMan
      @ThePenguinMan 2 года назад +25

      @Bully peter can I Ratio this bot?
      mission accomplished

    • @joereginmyre
      @joereginmyre 2 года назад

      I AM THE BEEST YOUUTUBER YOU'RE ALL TRAASH COMPARED TO ME IM THE BEEST 😗😗😗😗😗😗😗

    • @wumpuswoo
      @wumpuswoo 2 года назад +6

      @@joereginmyre reported for spam lmao

    • @jaydavis8939
      @jaydavis8939 2 года назад

      Lmaoooo you deserve more likes for this one

  • @CatStockings
    @CatStockings 2 года назад +434

    Jack manages to make me feel like a competent cook, which is fucking something, since I've fucked up boxed baking mixes.

    • @a1marine105
      @a1marine105 2 года назад +42

      He makes me feel like a 5 star chef despite being the guy to manage to burn Ramen noodles

    • @zerolayne8245
      @zerolayne8245 2 года назад +24

      All I can make is scrambled eggs, cause every time I try to flip an omelet, it breaks in the middle, so I might as well just finish what I started-

    • @legitmusicgaming4749
      @legitmusicgaming4749 2 года назад +6

      @@zerolayne8245 you should try an oven omelette, its ez and delicious

    • @ZikedY
      @ZikedY 2 года назад +7

      @@legitmusicgaming4749 I forgot about those, I believe there is a name for it but I don't know what it is

    • @Orgun1213
      @Orgun1213 2 года назад +11

      Don't beat yourself up mate, those damn box baking mixes know what they're doing.

  • @Metalvox88
    @Metalvox88 2 года назад +55

    I love how he’s always saying “SOOO many of you have been emailing and writing me asking for me to do this!” No, never has he once received an email asking for recipes… Lol

    • @ELiT3Griefer
      @ELiT3Griefer Год назад +5

      Bro just took a classic youtuber phrase and uses it in every video 😂

  • @JagerLange
    @JagerLange 2 года назад +31

    "Don't go by the bag, go by eyesight"
    So Jack's blind - that explains everything.

  • @Jules-916
    @Jules-916 2 года назад +78

    I liked how he picked up the towel right after taking a bite, just in case he needed to vomit.

  • @desireemacdonald1813
    @desireemacdonald1813 2 года назад +64

    My brother used to work at an “ Americanized Chinese” place and taught me to me make sweet n sour chicken. From what I recall the sauce was pineapple juice, ketchup , vinegar and cornstarch ( maybe a little soy sauce or brown sugar). It was very good and if he had switched out a few items he would have had sweet n sour chicken.

    • @nautdead3197
      @nautdead3197 2 года назад +2

      Most of the sweet and sour sauces I've seen on RUclips are just sugar, water cornstarch and red food dye.

    • @michealpersicko9531
      @michealpersicko9531 2 года назад +9

      I was gonna comment this too this isn't far off from how American Chinese food is made.

    • @superturboawesome1
      @superturboawesome1 2 года назад +2

      @@nautdead3197 there must also be vinegar

    • @kleinergrashupfer
      @kleinergrashupfer Год назад

      You can use honey, syrup or orange juice too

    • @Elcore
      @Elcore Год назад +3

      The pineapple juice is the only really wrong thing on there. Ketchup/tomato puree, vinegar, sugar, soy, cornstarch are the ingredients they use in China for that dish. Not a very popular dish but it's how they make it.

  • @ParkusYT
    @ParkusYT 2 года назад +70

    I like how all of his "easier" dishes are harder than the normal ones

  • @lancercool1992
    @lancercool1992 2 года назад +27

    Ketchup is no lie one of the best sources of sweet sour flavor, never used it in orange chicken but it’s widely used by asian restaurants

    • @Kite_the_KWITERIPOFF
      @Kite_the_KWITERIPOFF 2 месяца назад +1

      That is absolutely true, but usually they’ll still add some thing to make it salty with soy sauce or salt

  • @Nordryd
    @Nordryd Год назад +7

    “Don’t go by the bag, go by your eye.”
    This explains so much.

    • @TrackerRoo
      @TrackerRoo Год назад

      I mean he wouldn't want to go off brand by actually cooking something to completion.

  • @PartiallyCooked
    @PartiallyCooked 2 года назад +549

    If he's a chef, I'm bill gates.

    • @devden07
      @devden07 2 года назад +41

      Hi Bill how’s it going lol

    • @sweetnspicydoritos
      @sweetnspicydoritos 2 года назад +23

      Where my money at, bill

    • @joereginmyre
      @joereginmyre 2 года назад

      I AM THE BEEST YOUUTUBER YOU'RE ALL TRAASH COMPARED TO ME IM THE BEEST 😗😗😗😗😗😗😗

    • @enxitesi1623
      @enxitesi1623 2 года назад +15

      @@joereginmyre no

    • @XxHarambexX
      @XxHarambexX 2 года назад +10

      @@joereginmyre Stop spamming everything under the sun, everyone hates you

  • @HeroGenix
    @HeroGenix 2 года назад +47

    The thing is. Barbeque sauce is often often has brown sugar as an ingredient, alongside the ones for ketchup. This is literally his other recipe deconstructed further - we're in the endgame folks

  • @ConnorPugs
    @ConnorPugs 2 года назад +267

    And I thought he couldn’t get any worse..

    • @NicoEdgy
      @NicoEdgy 2 года назад +2

      verification moment

    • @ThePenguinMan
      @ThePenguinMan 2 года назад +12

      @Bully peter ratio?
      mission accomplished

    • @burnttoastman1859
      @burnttoastman1859 2 года назад

      I watch your channel

    • @joereginmyre
      @joereginmyre 2 года назад

      I AM THE BEEST YOUUTUBER YOU'RE ALL TRAASH COMPARED TO ME IM THE BEEST 😗😗😗😗😗😗😗

    • @verycreativeusername74
      @verycreativeusername74 2 года назад +1

      @@joereginmyre bffr.

  • @MillenniOld
    @MillenniOld 11 месяцев назад +4

    Chicken nuggets is probably the safest food for him to cook with since frozen chicken nuggets you buy at a grocery store are usually fully cooked. So he can’t eat raw chicken nuggets. Just cold or partially frozen fully cooked chicken.

  • @lv1543
    @lv1543 2 года назад +13

    i have a feeling that jack gets mad at fully cooked chicken at restaraunts and complains about it being dry

  • @Dovahkiin6798
    @Dovahkiin6798 2 года назад +43

    "The spoon tasted great, now let me try it on the chicken." - Jack

  • @jo.comics
    @jo.comics 2 года назад +65

    "Don't go by the bag, go by the eye sight" Truly, the most culinary advice I have ever heard!

    • @ItsMeTrist
      @ItsMeTrist 2 года назад +12

      Actually it's a solid advice with a lot of foods that go into oven. That is if you have any knowledge on what you're doing.

    • @ELiT3Griefer
      @ELiT3Griefer Год назад

      ​@@ItsMeTristyeah eyeballing in cooking is cool and saves a lot of time, once you trained a lot and can actually cook well

    • @shelliblossom8953
      @shelliblossom8953 Год назад

      too bad he blind as a fucking bat for cooking meats

  • @thetrailoutthere
    @thetrailoutthere 2 года назад +31

    Notice how his family is always eating out when he's in the kitchen.

  • @OhhhMyAxels
    @OhhhMyAxels 2 года назад +18

    "I believe that's it for the sauce"
    In more ways than one, Jack.

  • @taskmagician4289
    @taskmagician4289 2 года назад +138

    I hope he does Lazy Man’s chocolate milk

    • @richardsanchez5444
      @richardsanchez5444 2 года назад

      Pour chocolate syrup in the gallon and drink it. Boom

    • @xXbrokenvoidXx
      @xXbrokenvoidXx 2 года назад +27

      Chocolate? No time for that. We need Lazy Man's Milk.

    • @lesterdesalvo7098
      @lesterdesalvo7098 2 года назад

      @@xXbrokenvoidXx God no, that's just him wanking it.

    • @Kragith
      @Kragith Год назад +9

      I hope you don't mean what i think you do.

    • @richardsanchez5444
      @richardsanchez5444 Год назад

      @@Kragith I think thats when you suckle straight from the cow

  • @invisi3973
    @invisi3973 2 года назад +154

    oh jack, he never gets old..

    • @sekushivii
      @sekushivii 2 года назад +4

      @Bazinga bot?

    • @ThePenguinMan
      @ThePenguinMan 2 года назад +9

      @Bazinga Ratio time

    • @joereginmyre
      @joereginmyre 2 года назад

      I AM THE BEEST YOUUTUBER YOU'RE ALL TRAASH COMPARED TO ME IM THE BEEST 😗😗😗😗😗😗😗

    • @Alxephar
      @Alxephar 2 года назад

      @@joereginmyre your content is trash

    • @invisi3973
      @invisi3973 2 года назад +2

      @@sekushivii yeah it's a bot they posted this before lmao

  • @MalikEXXL
    @MalikEXXL 2 года назад +119

    He wasn't even trying to hide how unimpressed he was with himself

  • @danny2465
    @danny2465 2 года назад +36

    He's holding down the vomit so much. Lmao

  • @aliviabanzaca2624
    @aliviabanzaca2624 Год назад +79

    As someone who makes 陳皮雞 (Orange Chicken) very frequently, the red flags are popping up left and right. August is correct, rice vinegar is best for Asian cuisine. (Distilled vinegar works as well, as along as it’s measured correctly…Jack😂). Traditionally when making sauce for this dish, you’ll want to make it on the stove and use a corn starch based paste at the start of your recipe to get the thick ‘jelly’-like coating and flavor. It’s actually a very easy dish to make all together! But whatever you do, PLEASE DO NOT USE KETCHUP! 😭

    • @HomekittyL2
      @HomekittyL2 Год назад +11

      I'm not exactly a sommelier of cuisine but I've never had orange chicken anywhere and picked up a hint of ketchup in it

    • @amberbaum4079
      @amberbaum4079 Год назад +1

      @@HomekittyL2 Yeah, why the hell ketchup?

    • @Mobri
      @Mobri Год назад +12

      ​@@amberbaum4079Ketchup is an extremely common ingredient in sweet and sour sauce. He's probably confusing the two recipes.

  • @lazylittledragon
    @lazylittledragon 2 месяца назад +3

    what sucks is that this is a pretty good idea for people who hate breading and frying, you could make the sauce and toss the chicken nuggets in it and then serve over fried rice/noodles/with veggies. you could even buy a pre made sauce if you need a quick lazy meal and don't want to order food. this is just a waste of time and money and food.

  • @unforgivencaleb528
    @unforgivencaleb528 2 года назад +43

    I didn't think it would be possible to screw up frozen chicken nuggets, but somehow Jack Scalfani found a way.

  • @alexgreen1523
    @alexgreen1523 2 года назад +186

    Wait till Uncle Roger sees this, he’ll do more than put his foot down

    • @melrobertson2743
      @melrobertson2743 2 года назад

      He'd be in the fetal position in a corner whimpering

    • @minamayes1529
      @minamayes1529 2 года назад +4

      I wonder if he's ever done one with Jack..

    • @mariamartin2768
      @mariamartin2768 2 года назад

      He survive Kay, so maybe he can do it without mental harm

    • @elvisjames
      @elvisjames 2 года назад

      Thisssss

    • @superturboawesome1
      @superturboawesome1 2 года назад +7

      Ten minutes of HIIIYAAAAAAAH 🤦‍♂️

  • @beavis1crappertank656
    @beavis1crappertank656 2 года назад +21

    The brand of nuggets he's using is actually raw chicken. It's not precooked. Given Jack's history with chicken, that makes this even more horrifying.

  • @eternallyrichie
    @eternallyrichie 2 года назад +27

    Jack’s whole day was centered around making this dish 😂

  • @SatanLiterally
    @SatanLiterally 2 года назад +4

    7:47 don't gatekeep. It's chicken and it's orange. It's orange chicken.

  • @ashleyholbird4287
    @ashleyholbird4287 2 года назад +162

    August you really should be a radio host. Your voice is gold

    • @joereginmyre
      @joereginmyre 2 года назад

      I AM THE BEEST YOUUTUBER YOU'RE ALL TRAASH COMPARED TO ME IM THE BEEST 😗😗😗😗😗😗😗

    • @Godzilla2021lol
      @Godzilla2021lol 2 года назад +2

      @@joereginmyre your the best RUclipsr at being ugly

    • @FrancoisTremblay
      @FrancoisTremblay 2 года назад +6

      A what host? Radio? Is this the nineties?

    • @elusive4557
      @elusive4557 2 года назад +12

      @@FrancoisTremblay you don't listen to the radio in the car dude?

    • @dannylovell7876
      @dannylovell7876 2 года назад +4

      Agree! Reminds me of one of our local radio producers who kinda serves as a 3rd co-host during the he 2-5pm show. He's like 23 or 24... awesome dude and definitely making a career in radio, at least as a part time gig. 🤷‍♂️

  • @joshuaclemens1301
    @joshuaclemens1301 2 года назад +12

    Jack's intro is so wholesome, just reminds me of a early 2000's E Card or something.
    ...but then he cooks...

  • @Really-Know
    @Really-Know 2 года назад +19

    I still need a video where August physically goes to meet Jack to do a literal "Cooking with Jack" video. I need this to happen. If I were eligible for make a wish, that would be my 1 dying wish.

  • @makingmiracleshappen
    @makingmiracleshappen 2 года назад +13

    I cannot stop laughing at him garnishing chicken nuggets like it completed the dish 🤣🤣🤣

  • @derpherp4530
    @derpherp4530 2 года назад +18

    I am going to say something no one else will... He had that stroke coming with the way he eats.

    • @DecoraGarfoid
      @DecoraGarfoid Год назад

      He tried to hide his dead arm for so long... 😒

  • @blackstargames992
    @blackstargames992 2 года назад +30

    The better question I have is who in the right mind is still asking him to make these recipes I really feel like he's just thinking about it himself 😂

    • @mommy2libras
      @mommy2libras 2 года назад +6

      You would be surprised. Some people have only really ever had horrible food. You can tell who those people are because they always have to add stuff, like ketchup or ranch, to everything they eat. Some people will say they absolutely hate something, like meatloaf or lasagna but often it's because they grew up in a house where the person who cooked REALLY didn't cook those things right but since that's what they had, they think to supposed to just not taste good. Then they're all surprised as adults when they finally try it at someone else's house or a decent restaurant version or something.

    • @regizackdelta8299
      @regizackdelta8299 Год назад

      ​@@mommy2librasI can confirm this is true as a person who grew up in a poor home and my mom was a foster parent she would make some food that wasn't made right and it didn't taste that good but I've grown out of it later on and realized why she bought food from fast food places often bc she raised well over 30 kids and couldn't cook well anymore and often used things like ketchup and ranch and mustard on a lot of stuff

  • @MFD00MTR33
    @MFD00MTR33 2 года назад +11

    Next video, Lazy Man's Orange Chicken part 3, return of the cluck.
    It's just Jack accidentally dropping his Popeye chicken sandwich in his orange Fanta.

  • @bigguys45s29
    @bigguys45s29 2 года назад +143

    A total goddamn legend.

    • @joereginmyre
      @joereginmyre 2 года назад +1

      I AM THE BEEST YOUUTUBER YOU'RE ALL TRAASH COMPARED TO ME IM THE BEEST 😗😗😗😗😗😗😗

    • @drillx6857
      @drillx6857 2 года назад +2

      @@joereginmyre shut up

    • @ThePenguinMan
      @ThePenguinMan 2 года назад +1

      @@joereginmyre Ratio
      Just Ratio you loser

  • @Saitken
    @Saitken Год назад +2

    I laughed out loud because my brain didn't even want to comprehend just buying frozen orange chicken at this point until you mentioned it and I feel like that one's on me.
    Also to the point of the sauce - he's using ketchup, brown sugar and vinegar......that's basically just a bare bones barbecue sauce, right?

  • @cturtles9514
    @cturtles9514 22 дня назад +1

    Ketchup and brown sugar are frequently used together for homemade barbecue sauces. And ketchup can be used to make teriyaki sauce in a pinch.

  • @screenteasing
    @screenteasing 2 года назад +22

    Jack seems like my flatmate... I was cooking a simple bolognese sauce, he looked pretty shocked at me and said "sorry I emptied the ketchup today"... Yea Claus... I need ketchup for a bolognese...

    • @doctajay376
      @doctajay376 2 года назад

      Can I ask you what you put on the "bolognese" sauce?

    • @LunarLocust
      @LunarLocust 2 года назад

      @@doctajay376 you don't put anything on sauce, you put sauce on stuff.

    • @michealpersicko9531
      @michealpersicko9531 2 года назад +1

      @@LunarLocust Think he meant in

  • @localdemiboy7617
    @localdemiboy7617 2 года назад +21

    I regret eating my dinner while watching this lmfao

  • @purplealiengoop
    @purplealiengoop 2 года назад +39

    watching this while Genshin servers break for maintenance is magical for some reason.

    • @joereginmyre
      @joereginmyre 2 года назад

      I AM THE BEEST YOUUTUBER YOU'RE ALL TRAASH COMPARED TO ME IM THE BEEST 😗😗😗😗😗😗😗

    • @catpoke9557
      @catpoke9557 2 года назад +5

      I find it shocking that I found someone doing the same thing as I am on a completely unrelated video to Genshin

    • @dunno2970
      @dunno2970 2 года назад +1

      I’m waiting for my brother to come back so I can play some Roblox with him before the genshin update lol

  • @joelcuerrier4833
    @joelcuerrier4833 Год назад +2

    ketchup is already just vinegar, sugar, spices and tomatoes. So you just add more sugar and vinegar to what already is a condiment with sugar and vinegar.

  • @DRUMNERD
    @DRUMNERD Год назад +4

    I think he had a stroke - his right arm isn't playing ball with him. Poor jack.

  • @KnightedSilverWolf
    @KnightedSilverWolf 2 года назад +11

    lazy? no. poor mans cooking/struggle meals? YES

  • @commanderuseless1685
    @commanderuseless1685 2 года назад +4

    It's actually frustrating, because soy sauce, ketchup, brown sugar and vinegar can make a really good sweet and sour sauce if you boil it together and whisk it for a while. Of course you should add other things too, but it's a surprisingly good base despite what you may think of the ingredients.
    But then you don't pour orange juice concentrate in it, so yeah...

  • @Enjoymentboy
    @Enjoymentboy Год назад +7

    I think I have finally discovered Jack's secret. He does like cooking, he likes eating. Cooking just gives him the excuse to eat because when you make things this disgusting that no one else wants to eat that just leaves much more left for you.

  • @krissaberhagen
    @krissaberhagen Год назад +2

    best advice ever, dont listen to the bag just eye ball it.
    imagine if someone in architech or construction say, f the ruler and measurements lets eye ball it.

  • @KansasCityRonC
    @KansasCityRonC 11 месяцев назад +1

    I'm 100% sure no lazy man would ever cook orange chicken, we'd order it LMAO

  • @planetblack7072
    @planetblack7072 2 года назад +20

    “Mmh yes. Uncooked chicken” Is what I imagine his kids would wanna say if he has some..

    • @antoniomuniz4943
      @antoniomuniz4943 2 года назад

      I think jack has two kids. He’s choked one of them out actually and bragged about it.

  • @stormgirl604
    @stormgirl604 2 года назад +193

    I feel like Jack tried cooking something for his mother when he was 5 years old… and his mom told him he was an amazing cook… so he’s never aspired to move beyond what a 5 year old could do. This is what happens when everybody gets a trophy.😂

    • @greatleader4841
      @greatleader4841 2 года назад +16

      Thats why you never applaud a child for shit food. I always give my honest opinion when they ask how is it.

    • @puppytree6343
      @puppytree6343 2 года назад +12

      thats why you always try to make the food with your child so they know it was a team effort, and they can learn better and don't grow an ego
      . Who let's a 6 year old cook by themselves anyway?
      Anyways yeah I'm not gonna be harsh or overly pampering towards a kid's honest effort. Moderation i guess.

    • @stormgirl604
      @stormgirl604 2 года назад +6

      @Ya Mum I’m an awesome parent and my kids also know how to cook. 😘

    • @arnold8746
      @arnold8746 2 года назад +1

      @@puppytree6343 I was definitely making eggs and toast and starting my parents coffee at 6. Get up, turn on the saturday morning cartoons, slide a chair over to the stove to stand on and get to work. Eggs over easy too, none of that sissy scrambled business..., and the yolks better not be cracked either, lol.
      Things have changed a bit in the last 30 years with the way kids are raised.

  • @SusanMinhTrangNguyen
    @SusanMinhTrangNguyen 2 года назад +11

    I am so happy to see August ring back Jack videos! These are my favorite next to Kay’s cooking 😂

  • @TwilitBeholder
    @TwilitBeholder Год назад +2

    Okay, hear me out. But I've made the Lazy Orange Chicken #1 version -- and it's not that bad. Just use the marmalade and BBQ sauce. If you get the right ratio (honey flavored bbq gives the best result), it tastes about as good, sometimes better, as any other premade orange chicken from the store. Obviously doesn't beat the real deal or Panda sauce, but when you're low income and want it to last/just want to make a meal for one, it's a option.

  • @FrankBullitt390
    @FrankBullitt390 2 года назад +52

    If you want to find real humor on jacks channel look up his product review series, its absolute hillarity and you will binge watch all of them. Such hits as calling things a fail because they didnt work in the 3 seconds like the 3am infomercial said etc. Start with the eggstractor 1 & 2.

    • @99mralesana
      @99mralesana Год назад +2

      Trying it now, I'll update

    • @OneTrueRat
      @OneTrueRat Год назад +1

      @@99mralesana well?

    • @99mralesana
      @99mralesana Год назад +1

      @Julianuz honestly man I was probably working/under the influence of something so I couldn't let you know. However I do remember looking up reactions of him. But only getting shown reactions of his channel unfortunately... I didn't look to hard tho as I didn't want to throw up 😂😂😂

  • @janetpugliesi3203
    @janetpugliesi3203 2 года назад +40

    He and Kay need to have a cooking contest!! I would watch!!!!

    • @suweren5676
      @suweren5676 Год назад +3

      Kay would win

    • @CainXVII
      @CainXVII 3 месяца назад +1

      I feel like Kay wins. Sometimes her food seems edible and just looks real unsightly. And of course everyone loves her and hates Jack's guts.

  • @Humble_bumbler
    @Humble_bumbler 3 месяца назад +1

    I use to make something like this when I wanted orange chicken but didn't want to go out and get it or couldn't get it for some reason. I just put tyson nuggs in the microwave and 5 min instant rice then mixed it with packets of duck sauce. Now that's a lazy orange chicken

  • @rambofan334
    @rambofan334 2 года назад +2

    The irony of him wearing a shirt that advertises his Christianity when his dishes are downright sinful.

  • @AHeroAlmost
    @AHeroAlmost Год назад +4

    My favourite thing is when his face turns after he takes that first bite 😂😂

  • @goat_hitman7655
    @goat_hitman7655 2 года назад +17

    Oh poor jack we officially back on his case huh😂

  • @giochiavassa5721
    @giochiavassa5721 2 года назад +5

    This is a super niche thing, but I love your videos and it's also because your pronunciation is very clear. My first language isn't english, and while I'm fluent at it, some accents still throw me off. But the way you say thing is not only comforting! It's also something I can listen to while doing other stuff, which isn't so common, since with other videos I have to focus on what's being said or I'll loose track.

  • @StandardGoose
    @StandardGoose Год назад +1

    That little zoom in and shake of the screen when he pats the bag and says "chicken nuggets" in a staccato rhythm was a masterful piece of editing.

  • @TheRealVodun13
    @TheRealVodun13 Год назад +2

    7:05 I can just hear Ordinary Sausage saying "that's the orange juice and ketchup water"

  • @theunpredictable7477
    @theunpredictable7477 2 года назад +11

    We need Jack and Kay collab

  • @PinterestAddlcted
    @PinterestAddlcted 2 года назад +8

    I think I needa put my lasagna down for this one

  • @themeatspot5020
    @themeatspot5020 2 года назад +6

    I'm glad you brought this series back, I've just finished watching yet another car crash of a recipe.

  • @Zhinakin
    @Zhinakin 4 месяца назад +1

    people ignoring the fact that he made a base for BBQ sauce instead of just using BBQ sauce, Ketchup, vinegar and brown sugar is the basis for BBQ sauce.

  • @kingchuckfinley
    @kingchuckfinley 2 года назад +1

    I mean, as far as orange chicken goes, he’s really not that far off. Does need soy sauce though. Also, brown sugar will dissolve, you just have to boil it. This sauce needs to be made with a slurry too. It’s just a dumb way to do the whole thing.

  • @twithnell
    @twithnell 2 года назад +8

    Wouldn't be the first time Jack ate raw chicken. lol

  • @lunacy3
    @lunacy3 2 года назад +4

    Man’s could’ve ATLEAST cooked it in the sauce 😭

  • @rickydona919
    @rickydona919 2 года назад +6

    nobody makes orange chicken with the worst thing in human history and that's ketchup

  • @josetakapele
    @josetakapele Год назад +1

    I should teach him my lazy man’s version of beef ravioli. I buy a can of beef ravioli, pour it into a bowl and microwave it.

  • @Virjunior01
    @Virjunior01 Год назад +1

    How is he not divorced when every FUCKING thing he makes is "divorced dad in a depression spiral?"

  • @Marchosius_
    @Marchosius_ 2 года назад +7

    He always give me the impression of someone who didn't make it to Masterchef and got heavily roasted by Gordon Ramsey....

  • @Fanumtaxskibidi
    @Fanumtaxskibidi 2 года назад +24

    His intro is wholesome ☺

  • @NuzzNuzz
    @NuzzNuzz 2 года назад +2

    He's just recreating his old classics, replaying his greatest hits, going on the Cooking with Jack revival tour.

  • @TheeGuyWize
    @TheeGuyWize 7 месяцев назад +2

    LOL....He Managed To Undercook Fully Cooked Nuggets.

    • @elchicogore9517
      @elchicogore9517 6 месяцев назад +1

      I guess child abusers like Jack will never get one thing right

  • @CarriedDiamond
    @CarriedDiamond Год назад +1

    That floppy hand hanging out doing...whatever it's doing during his intro is sending me....

  • @Voloxity
    @Voloxity 2 года назад +5

    he really said dont go by the book go by the eyesight when this man wears glasses LMAO

  • @tigernotwoods914
    @tigernotwoods914 2 года назад +4

    “Somebody wrote me”. Jack is somebody.

  • @staaaar_4
    @staaaar_4 2 года назад +6

    The Salmonella is catching up to him

  • @adamscotkearns
    @adamscotkearns Год назад +1

    His understanding of flavors reminds me of a lady on Worse Cooks in American who claimed mixing brown sugar and vanilla made chocolate

  • @catman1734
    @catman1734 Год назад +1

    3 tablespoons of brown sugar, 3 tablespoons of KeTcHuP
    and now
    Im gonna eyeball the vinegar

  • @ZetaCancri
    @ZetaCancri 2 года назад +8

    Even Kay's cooking is somehow a step up

  • @Harkeilla
    @Harkeilla 2 года назад +4

    For someone who said he wouldn’t do another video on this guy, you sure didn’t keep your word.

    • @Pandaman64
      @Pandaman64 2 года назад

      Easy content is easy money