Guessing How Long People Have Played Guitar

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  • @Sanderson890
    @Sanderson890 4 года назад +3131

    Me: playing for 12 years
    Jared: Imma say 3 months..
    Me: selling all my 7 guitars and moving on to wood cutting or something

    • @afellowmetalhead9453
      @afellowmetalhead9453 4 года назад +59

      I need a mahogany

    • @adensalazar3937
      @adensalazar3937 4 года назад +6

      A Fellow MetalHead same

    • @djlr96
      @djlr96 4 года назад +6

      i feel you bro

    • @lukegillespie2474
      @lukegillespie2474 4 года назад +14

      Ayo bro you got any oak for sale?

    • @aixide
      @aixide 4 года назад +1

      ruclips.net/video/xWlPsvT80zg/видео.html And do this?

  • @555Lemmy666
    @555Lemmy666 4 года назад +7151

    jared, seeing me play the guitar: *yeah ima say 1 year*
    me, playing the guitar: *14 years*

    • @windowsphone1
      @windowsphone1 4 года назад +194

      Use metronome bro...

    • @alienalibi2382
      @alienalibi2382 4 года назад +165

      Pretty much me. Been playing since freshman year of HS and I'm 30 now. No technical stuff because that was never my thing but i can carry a tune

    • @6scrubs
      @6scrubs 4 года назад +12

      lol same

    • @TheMortician
      @TheMortician 4 года назад +118

      Lol glad he didn't choose my video because he probably would've said 5 years and its actually 17 xD

    • @danamcwhite
      @danamcwhite 4 года назад +12

      Ask him if he has teeth

  • @pooledogg775
    @pooledogg775 4 года назад +4338

    Twenty years in, nailing the power chords.

    • @ImJustASquid
      @ImJustASquid 4 года назад +22

      Max Poole same. Lol.

    • @metallijunkie69
      @metallijunkie69 4 года назад +9

      No joke.

    • @darrylt6412
      @darrylt6412 4 года назад +6

      LOL

    • @hexmac7439
      @hexmac7439 4 года назад +86

      Wtf is a power chord? Lmao I only know how to hold the guitar

    • @d-ro3266
      @d-ro3266 4 года назад +7

      Max Poole power chords are nice tho

  • @acegamer7549
    @acegamer7549 4 года назад +1868

    Man, wouldn’t it be hilarious if TheDooo jumped in this with his Hello Kitty guitar?

    • @arthurstyle8368
      @arthurstyle8368 4 года назад +18

      I like your comment so it get 69 likes lmao

    • @wildrea
      @wildrea 4 года назад

      Yeah!

    • @ballpythonsarecool5437
      @ballpythonsarecool5437 3 года назад +11

      Yeah and then he plays ascend and jared would say 2 months

    • @ferbooper2838
      @ferbooper2838 3 года назад +7

      Fun fact: TheDooo’s been playing for 13/14 years.

    • @ballpythonsarecool5437
      @ballpythonsarecool5437 3 года назад +1

      @@ferbooper2838 yeah he started when he was 13 after he quit the violin

  • @antinootus561
    @antinootus561 4 года назад +1700

    The guy at 9:08's fret lining up with the lamp was really really satisfying.

  • @ThumbsOnly
    @ThumbsOnly 4 года назад +1946

    "Maybe you should get twice as good."
    Damn, even I felt that one. 💀

    • @lbb2rfarangkiinok
      @lbb2rfarangkiinok 4 года назад +32

      Yep, that one was fierce

    • @theirishpotato6588
      @theirishpotato6588 4 года назад +3

      Me too.

    • @immedi8Minds
      @immedi8Minds 4 года назад +14

      He should have played twice as often within those two years. Either that or longer sessions: no longer than 1.5hrs each, so probably a mix with more sessions.
      You can still play beyond 1.5hrs but, supposedly, it doesn't count much toward practice gains.

    • @phantomechelon3628
      @phantomechelon3628 4 года назад +3

      Yep - that one made me go "Ouch!".

    • @Corehinduism
      @Corehinduism 4 года назад

      ruclips.net/channel/UCBnnvBNAj6JXtSAjmU3Y09A

  • @hillbill3502
    @hillbill3502 4 года назад +2133

    in the end it really does not matter how long you have been playing.
    Its about how much and how frequently you played in the years you have been doing it.

    • @A.HollerMusic
      @A.HollerMusic 4 года назад +116

      Absolutely right. I've been playing guitar for about 15 years and I am not half as good as some of the guys and girls featured in this video.
      In the first 3-4 years I practised a lot. 2-3 hours each day. After that I just played the guitar. I rarely practise nowadays because I don't have the time for it anymore.

    • @theirishpotato6588
      @theirishpotato6588 4 года назад

      Facts.

    • @wadew.wilson5117
      @wadew.wilson5117 4 года назад +2

      Hallo wie geht es dir

    • @wadew.wilson5117
      @wadew.wilson5117 4 года назад

      Un ich stimme dir zu

    • @MrParkerman6
      @MrParkerman6 4 года назад +1

      You kinda contradicted yourself, there.

  • @Rakehell007
    @Rakehell007 4 года назад +2375

    "I'm gonna say 10 years"
    "NEIN"
    "NEIN"
    "NEIN"

    • @tylerliu2632
      @tylerliu2632 4 года назад +69

      er ist stolz ein deutscher zu sein

    • @-cryptic4586
      @-cryptic4586 4 года назад +3

      7.40

    • @MusicJamSchauspiel
      @MusicJamSchauspiel 4 года назад +5

      I heard it, too xD

    • @hj2479
      @hj2479 4 года назад +9

      Jared is so hyper I'm just looking at the video wondering where he hides the cocaine

    • @markgruber3286
      @markgruber3286 4 года назад +1

      jep that was like niiiiiiieeeeennn hahahahh

  • @bradenleahy146
    @bradenleahy146 4 года назад +1082

    6:54 this guy’s rhythm playing is on point. Better to be an expert rhythm guitarist than a sloppy lead.

    • @antekm2639
      @antekm2639 4 года назад +83

      so true dude, i been playing rhythym in my band for 3 years, dont put on me on lead tho, i'll suck.

    • @LordLuc94
      @LordLuc94 4 года назад +14

      @Sam Swigart Nice rhytym playing man!
      What song is that?

    • @boctorbepperj35
      @boctorbepperj35 4 года назад +2

      Sam Swigart Right on bro! Sounded great! What song was that btw?

    • @bradenleahy146
      @bradenleahy146 4 года назад +25

      @Sam Swigart You have some serious talent man! That riff has been stuck in my head for some time and I'm only mad I can't hear it as a whole song.

    • @daffymomin4995
      @daffymomin4995 4 года назад +3

      @Sam Swigart awesome riff

  • @beastiboy0586
    @beastiboy0586 4 года назад +863

    7:40 Hitler when he got in the wrong shower

  • @Vahisofficial
    @Vahisofficial 4 года назад +641

    "he spent a long time playing but not actually playing"... Perfect description of me.

    • @NotKimiRaikkonen1
      @NotKimiRaikkonen1 4 года назад +9

      Same. Twelve years, two seriously and then I became am adult, so I pick it up like once a week...

    • @mikal_7343
      @mikal_7343 4 года назад +2

      Same, 6 years but only like 3-4 of them I’ve played

    • @slothstradamus89
      @slothstradamus89 4 года назад +4

      Ditto.
      Been playing 17 years, but of those 17 I only spent the first 7 playing RELIGIOUSLY.
      Then drugs became a factor in my life...and the first stuff to go when cash is tight is your gear. *Le sigh*
      Just recently got a MusicMan and joined a new band though. Trying to make up for lost time. \m/

    • @Totone56
      @Totone56 4 года назад +2

      Same here, 11 years, got pretty good skills by playing every single day for the first 6 years ... Then it's on and off sadly.

    • @m4ssee
      @m4ssee 4 года назад +2

      True. I've played for 15 years but I was always like "oh, I don't need practice, I'll just get good if I keep noodling around everyday". NOT!

  • @holycabbage7308
    @holycabbage7308 4 года назад +740

    I've been playing for almost 8 years. Sounds like I've been playing for 3 months.

    • @normanmustdie
      @normanmustdie 4 года назад +4

      Well, just keep on trying
      I've also been 8 years, but with the spanish one, I'm buying a tele this month

    • @Raaampage
      @Raaampage 4 года назад +3

      I have my ESP LTD for about 10 years lol and I sound like a 3 months as well x)

    • @malamoose1637
      @malamoose1637 4 года назад +6

      11 years here man, just never have the time to actually commit so it sucks but hey, it's still fun

    • @prasanthmathew4053
      @prasanthmathew4053 4 года назад +1

      14 years on and off, and I sound like a guy who just picked up a guitar yesterday

    • @allencarlton27
      @allencarlton27 4 года назад

      Same here man

  • @vincemindas
    @vincemindas 4 года назад +1737

    We all have that friend who SHREDS and they’re like nah dude I started like 3 years ago

  • @darknature79
    @darknature79 4 года назад +1043

    Some of these people that's been playing for 2 years but youd guess 3 months,is because theyve only played about 3 months in those 2 years.

    • @notofthisgod32
      @notofthisgod32 4 года назад +48

      Yeah I've been "playing" about 20 but have only actually played for maybe 10 😂

    • @quintinquimby7709
      @quintinquimby7709 4 года назад +20

      darknature79 accurate. I’m about 2 years in with solid practice maybe 4 months on and off lol

    • @olomolo5052
      @olomolo5052 4 года назад +13

      I have been playing the guitar for 14 years but with passion ,only 4.

    • @QaysSyed
      @QaysSyed 4 года назад +3

      Big brain

    • @petals4jk
      @petals4jk 4 года назад +1

      Truuuuee!

  • @hellawaits6544
    @hellawaits6544 4 года назад +223

    Jared getting pissed off that he's one or two years off on most of these when it's incredibly impressive that he's guessing them correctly within one or two years.

    • @shekelboob
      @shekelboob 4 года назад +1

      i know right? it’s weird

    • @Chris7oh2
      @Chris7oh2 3 года назад +7

      cuz it’s so fake lmao

    • @MiniMight
      @MiniMight 3 года назад +21

      @@Chris7oh2 true, idk how he correctly assumed the mask guy had been playing on and off lmao

    • @mariolovenjak5696
      @mariolovenjak5696 3 года назад +5

      @@MiniMight i thought that too bec his playing wasn't that complex and it was just fast tapping bit somehow he has the skill to make a scorpion out of the string endings. Poor guy probably spent the majority of his time just making scorpions

    • @nickguzman1734
      @nickguzman1734 3 года назад +6

      It's obvious he looked at the answers before making this video. He only stated the person playing on and off, on the person that included that info in their answer.

  • @servinyallchickens
    @servinyallchickens 4 года назад +720

    9:57 when your creepy uncle finds a match online.

    • @bloody0athm848
      @bloody0athm848 4 года назад +33

      rafael bugarin most underrated comment ever

    • @kristonahak9023
      @kristonahak9023 4 года назад +15

      Gold

    • @kps393
      @kps393 4 года назад +16

      dude how do you think of that

    • @gurdittsingh6638
      @gurdittsingh6638 4 года назад +5

      Lol

    • @jugo6987
      @jugo6987 4 года назад +16

      Krombopulos Michael probably personal experience

  • @kameronwilliams723
    @kameronwilliams723 4 года назад +1140

    That man really did wrap his strings into a scorpion.

    • @markiyanhapyak349
      @markiyanhapyak349 4 года назад +1

      Noo, no...maybe not… .

    • @mickeyqtip7918
      @mickeyqtip7918 4 года назад +17

      He indeed did! His name is SoundExcape, really interesting guy.

    • @maggieclancy6378
      @maggieclancy6378 4 года назад +1

      scorpio tings

    • @Dwgcnj420
      @Dwgcnj420 4 года назад

      was he playing buckethead?

    • @n0v1ce45
      @n0v1ce45 Год назад +2

      Looks really cool but imagine breaking a string
      That's like an extra +12 damage to your mental health

  • @duanemelhorn2531
    @duanemelhorn2531 4 года назад +552

    “At least a year of being pissed off trying to get the pinch harmonics” accurate 😂😭

  • @Jimbobiscuit
    @Jimbobiscuit 4 года назад +353

    Me, having played guitar for 13 years
    Jared: I don't think this man has ever picked up a guitar in his life.

  • @toxi1115
    @toxi1115 4 года назад +226

    Me, who has been practicing almost all his life.
    Jared: 2 years

    • @samratlifestyle9393
      @samratlifestyle9393 4 года назад

      😂😂

    • @ripit.3457
      @ripit.3457 4 года назад +5

      IÑAKI MARTÍNEZ have you been alive for 2 years? Valid excuse

    • @jazzram_
      @jazzram_ 3 года назад

      @@ripit.3457 lol

  • @svarthofde2492
    @svarthofde2492 4 года назад +936

    I have the gnawing suspicion that the guy with the cowboy hat and scorpion on the head stock was Kmac2021

    • @SoundExcape
      @SoundExcape 4 года назад +98

      Svarthofde That is me 👀

    • @svarthofde2492
      @svarthofde2492 4 года назад +57

      @@SoundExcape My bad, my bad! But to be fair, you could still be the same person and we would never know...

    • @SoundExcape
      @SoundExcape 4 года назад +36

      Svarthofde 🤣🤣🤣Trust me Im not kmac2021 Im from Iowa.

    • @svarthofde2492
      @svarthofde2492 4 года назад +32

      @@SoundExcape could it be that you're from the Scottish part of Iowa?
      Plus Iowa is the imaginary place Radar from MASH came from

    • @SoundExcape
      @SoundExcape 4 года назад +8

      Svarthofde South east idk if it is scottish. I am a latino born from Iowa City.

  • @jimunderwood77
    @jimunderwood77 4 года назад +1107

    *Me playing*
    Jared: "2 years"
    Me: 19 years 😒

    • @murricat8040
      @murricat8040 4 года назад +36

      Don't worry! Just don't loose self confidence and motivation

    • @whiphid437Official
      @whiphid437Official 4 года назад +25

      Dude, I felt that for you

    • @manyyas1764
      @manyyas1764 4 года назад

      are you brother of Frank Underwood?

    • @laszlosandor3281
      @laszlosandor3281 4 года назад +22

      Stop crying and start practicing.

    • @SpiralDream
      @SpiralDream 4 года назад +7

      Focus on songwriting then. A good/decent songwriter is worth like 10 guitar wankers.

  • @plack_benis382
    @plack_benis382 4 года назад +445

    Me: plays for 3.5 years.
    Also me: messes up the songs ive been playing for 3.5 years...

    • @ginge5253
      @ginge5253 4 года назад +4

      Been playing the same songs for a decade with my band still mess up/improvise at least two or three a set Haha

    • @MustangDesudiroz
      @MustangDesudiroz 4 года назад

      Lmao me

    • @nickvarhol4523
      @nickvarhol4523 4 года назад +3

      People like us should create a community

    • @TeaBagOfChaos
      @TeaBagOfChaos 4 года назад +2

      I started playing 11 years ago, and I still ruin Nothing Else Matters. 🤦‍♂️

    • @ryanovski
      @ryanovski 4 года назад +1

      All lack of practice

  • @lilyg8761
    @lilyg8761 4 года назад +117

    hitler when he finds out that he didn’t get into heaven for killing himself 7:40

    • @edit2893
      @edit2893 4 года назад +2

      Lmao NO NO No

    • @Happylink75
      @Happylink75 3 года назад +5

      Even if he didn't kill himself he wouldn't go to heaven lol

    • @jazzram_
      @jazzram_ 3 года назад

      @@Happylink75 unless he repented lol

    • @yourcommentsucks7278
      @yourcommentsucks7278 3 года назад +2

      Underrated comment

  • @cartercarter1928
    @cartercarter1928 4 года назад +350

    6:54 , anyone else think thats an amazing riff?

  • @MrMuffCabage
    @MrMuffCabage 4 года назад +185

    Rip the people who’ve been playing forever that got a 1-2 estimation

    • @ethantorres4061
      @ethantorres4061 4 года назад +5

      if i were on here he would say 1 week

    • @aaronkimi86
      @aaronkimi86 4 года назад

      Sums up my guitar playing.

    • @yeetmeintotheabyss2893
      @yeetmeintotheabyss2893 4 года назад

      The ones he guessed wrongest was timing wise. Shows the power of metronomes really.

  • @xaza5625
    @xaza5625 4 года назад +524

    What we thought this video was: "Guessing How Long People Have Played Guitar"
    What this video actually is: "Destroying people's ego by undershooting guesses"

    • @guardian7154
      @guardian7154 4 года назад +3

      If he undershot it would be ego destroy

    • @jamesgrimsinger2713
      @jamesgrimsinger2713 4 года назад +6

      Kind of a "false positive" title for the vid. Plus all he had was a short clip of persons playing then guess. But not knowing how often or hard that person practices or even challenge ones self. Cuz I know people ( myself included) rehearse music 2 to 3 HR days 5 days a week plus the night of the show and the set list was nailed. But all that practice doesn't really help u to grow if u r not challenging yourself. I've been playing guitar since I was 9 yr old. I'm 28 now and I love playing but I dnt challenge myself as hard as I should so I can play tons of songs perfectly and for as long as I've been playing I should have mastered the art by now. It is my hobby and my escape as well as my greatest accomplishment and my worst set back. But at the end of the day I'm happy to have the ability to express myself thru the art music. It is and will continue to be a huge aspect of my life.
      Also sorry for goimg on that rant for a min. Just like to talk with other creative ppl about music.

    • @blackknightstudios9958
      @blackknightstudios9958 4 года назад

      Jake de Jongh there were a lot where he undershot too tho

  • @Flosa
    @Flosa 4 года назад +559

    7:39 Hitler joined the chat

  • @littledanmcnamara1840
    @littledanmcnamara1840 4 года назад +51

    7:41 Hitler when Russia comes in at the east and the allies come in at the west, 1944 colourised

  • @sirental1990
    @sirental1990 4 года назад +165

    Random guy: ( 9:52 - 10:04 ) pulls into a middle school with his white van, greasy hair, and the white wife beater with the ketchup stain, hoping to pick some unfortunate soul off and it finally happens.

  • @0pher545
    @0pher545 4 года назад +199

    8:07 admit it. We all felt that

  • @d3gkryan823
    @d3gkryan823 4 года назад +247

    I'm 5 years in personally and watching this has made me kind of feel good about myself because I feel like I'm on track with everyone else.

    • @StippGuitar
      @StippGuitar 4 года назад +2

      D3GKRyan same!!!

    • @reme7903
      @reme7903 4 года назад +8

      now i feel i suck. 5 years in my self but i play just sometimes.

    • @BurnInHell7
      @BurnInHell7 4 года назад +7

      I've been playing for 14 years. Reached my peak after 5 years, from there it has been a slow decline :(

    • @fruitsalad8768
      @fruitsalad8768 4 года назад +3

      I’ve played for 5 years as well but I’m absolute garbage

    • @taylon5200
      @taylon5200 4 года назад

      Right I've got about 4 years 😂

  • @manuelfernandezgarcia978
    @manuelfernandezgarcia978 4 года назад +348

    7:50
    Jared: "He is not playing that hard"
    True, but everything changes when you ALL STRINGS are inverted :/

    • @longjumpingad3721
      @longjumpingad3721 4 года назад +1

      Wow

    • @shokoshtarker633
      @shokoshtarker633 4 года назад +18

      But its normal for him, his always plays like this

    • @Joshuabowen2024
      @Joshuabowen2024 4 года назад +4

      shoko shtarker no it’s not, he says it’s not😂

    • @kalu4572
      @kalu4572 4 года назад +5

      He said that he is playing Jimi Hendrix style and that it's not that hard just sloppy

    • @austesao
      @austesao 4 года назад +4

      @@kalu4572 he's just left handed and doesn't have a left handed guitar that' my guess

  • @jackblast5809
    @jackblast5809 4 года назад +88

    9:48 - "13! yes! i got one!" Ending here from watching to catch a predator videos made that funny.

  • @joops1165
    @joops1165 4 года назад +253

    The people who shred are undershooting how long they've played to hide they're addicted the people who've played very little overshoot because they're embarrassed.

    • @JelloPoops
      @JelloPoops 4 года назад +3

      Why would people want to hide an awesome talent? I'd say most guitarists are proud of their years of playing :) plus, when people say how long they've played for, it's really easy to just round to the closest year or maybe they just can't remember

    • @jdmurrayz
      @jdmurrayz 4 года назад +12

      @@JelloPoops A lot of people don't take into account their early years, specifically getting their first guitar as when they actually started playing. I've owned a guitar for 13-14 years, but I didn't really start practicing or learning much until about 6-7 years ago.

    • @danamcwhite
      @danamcwhite 4 года назад

      Does jared have teeth?

    • @SpiralDream
      @SpiralDream 4 года назад

      What

    • @boblecocojames
      @boblecocojames 4 года назад

      @@JelloPoops Ive been playing for 8 years and never learned anything other then how to read tabs, I cant do or write anything even though i do try. I dont know where to start but i feel like im missing theory because any song i pickup and learn take me about 1 hour and then i can do it with the song. Its really annoying T_T

  • @DominicAirola
    @DominicAirola 4 года назад +95

    When you find out the Allies are advancing and Steiner couldn’t carry out his assault.
    7:40

  • @peyman4357
    @peyman4357 4 года назад +184

    7:50 the guy is playing the guitar upside down. That's a lefty guitar but he's playing with his right hand. That's why he looks amatur!

    • @alexandershaer1079
      @alexandershaer1079 4 года назад +2

      Peyman what song is he playing?

    • @56mdk
      @56mdk 4 года назад +1

      @@alexandershaer1079 it's from a video game. I want to say mega man x or something

    • @hyde4004
      @hyde4004 4 года назад +11

      @@56mdk Lmao it's Ken's theme from street fighter

    • @trshrmvstslf4597
      @trshrmvstslf4597 4 года назад +14

      "he's playing the guitar jimi hendrix style first off"

    • @goodvibebeats4168
      @goodvibebeats4168 4 года назад +7

      Peyman No he’s clearly playing it left handed but the video is just reversed. No one buys lefty guitar and then plays it right handed.

  • @leonardomedeiros7683
    @leonardomedeiros7683 4 года назад +23

    Now imagine the face of the guy you sayd 1 to 2 years when he was 9 to 10. He's like "He called me weak...".

  • @kevinhagenlocher3050
    @kevinhagenlocher3050 4 года назад +192

    The dude is playing a LEFT handed guitar strung properly RIGHT handed, upside down. Jared: "Jimmy Hendrix style, 1-2 years". Me: Literal facepalm

    • @ryant6769
      @ryant6769 4 года назад +5

      That took me a while to understand in my head lmao

    • @n1k0_
      @n1k0_ 4 года назад +1

      I came to the comment section just to say the same. So facepalm++

    • @theanonymouscommenter4166
      @theanonymouscommenter4166 4 года назад +3

      Ryan T
      It’s at 7:51 for anyone wondering

    • @StupidjimmyInc
      @StupidjimmyInc 4 года назад +2

      i've literally played that way ever since I've started guitar. I'm left handed, just flipped the nut on a righty guitar and strung it left handed.

    • @Naku_u
      @Naku_u 4 года назад +1

      what do you mean strung right handed
      the high e is at the top

  • @chakipfan3136
    @chakipfan3136 4 года назад +145

    7:36 "I'm gonna say, 10!!" NEIN!!! 🇩🇪😂

  • @Alifve
    @Alifve 4 года назад +22

    Yeah, this is so depressing to watch. I started guitar 15 years ago and the 4y girl was better than I -.-

  • @eyeball1999
    @eyeball1999 4 года назад +34

    Just in case ppl wondered
    4:43 is fr Buckethead's Soothsayer

    • @radioactivedragonite2420
      @radioactivedragonite2420 3 года назад

      There's no tapping in soothsayer?

    • @eyeball1999
      @eyeball1999 3 года назад

      @@radioactivedragonite2420 not that much in the original but it doesn’t matter cuz buckethead never plays the original recording anyways when he’s playling live

    • @TheSlipknotbeast
      @TheSlipknotbeast 3 года назад +1

      You absolute champion of a human! I knew I had heard it and couldn’t remember what it was. I love you.

    • @scottishdrifter5949
      @scottishdrifter5949 3 года назад +1

      What’s 1:47?

  • @veteris9718
    @veteris9718 3 года назад +13

    4:13
    Jared: so close every time!!
    Me: "so close no matter how far"

  • @jordankroeckel320
    @jordankroeckel320 4 года назад +32

    5:15 this has to be bucket head

  • @DavidNwokoye
    @DavidNwokoye 4 года назад +81

    I've been playing for 7 years.

  • @kevinbrown9751
    @kevinbrown9751 4 года назад +25

    Yeah. Zack Wylde locked himself in his room for like 2 or three years and came out and started playing for Ozzy, so don't be hard on yourself. #Shrinkening

  • @nurulkharisma8096
    @nurulkharisma8096 4 года назад +67

    "Women learns faster than men"
    Thanks Jared! You make me feel motivated!

    • @deas3016
      @deas3016 3 года назад +2

      Maybe the small nails help

    • @shadowbladesrose1422
      @shadowbladesrose1422 2 года назад

      @@deas3016 i may be wrong but i'm pretty sure having long nails won't effect your guitar skills

    • @squidwardstesticles5914
      @squidwardstesticles5914 Год назад

      @@shadowbladesrose1422 long nails on your fretting hand make it much harder to play

  • @grx22
    @grx22 4 года назад +55

    “I would say 20+ years but looks like he’s 19 so this is impossible” hahahahah he was the best one so far (in my opinion)

  • @Garage339Music
    @Garage339Music 4 года назад +127

    Me: plays in front of people.
    People: How long have you been playing? 6 months?
    Me: Ummm, No. 6 years.
    You are awsome Jared. You inspired me to start my own youtube channel. Love you.

    • @maxwelledison9954
      @maxwelledison9954 4 года назад +4

      Imagine not being able to improve quickly
      This post was made by quick learner gang

  • @hojowarf6488
    @hojowarf6488 4 года назад +50

    Jared finally gets one right out of the last 5: "I'm the greatest guesser that ever lived!"

    • @careycasey2523
      @careycasey2523 4 года назад +2

      Whole thing was scripted. Completely obvious

  • @chriissyy0265
    @chriissyy0265 4 года назад +25

    When Dahvie from Blood on the Dance floor finds out his girlfriends age 9:51

  • @Crazelord91
    @Crazelord91 4 года назад +17

    The problem is basically all these ppl are trying to just shred when a lot of guitarists focus on other skills. It's not every veteran guitarist's skill set.

    • @fa7al596
      @fa7al596 3 года назад

      When he said 8 months, I was like damn I am playing for 8 months, I aint that good. But, what other skills are you talking about? I can play chords well but damn lead is hard. I am truly ng though!

    • @lambsauce9404
      @lambsauce9404 3 года назад

      @@fa7al596 Lead takes practice, practice and practice

  • @danielaalcala600
    @danielaalcala600 4 года назад +20

    Me: been playing for 11 years
    Me: plays as if was 1 month in....

  • @ladispl
    @ladispl 4 года назад +42

    7:39 German mode on

  • @zntx.
    @zntx. 4 года назад +88

    7:39 When I guess wrong and suddenly learn german

  • @lk.7142
    @lk.7142 4 года назад +28

    5:05 new Slipknot member

    • @NoCokeOnlyIce
      @NoCokeOnlyIce 4 года назад +4

      Buckethead vibes imo

    • @lk.7142
      @lk.7142 4 года назад

      @@NoCokeOnlyIce 😂

    • @seal869
      @seal869 4 года назад

      @@NoCokeOnlyIce He's playing Soothsayer, in case you didn't notice. Gotta say I dig his creepy style.

    • @NoCokeOnlyIce
      @NoCokeOnlyIce 4 года назад

      @@seal869
      Didn't notice until you pointed it out.

  • @larsclark9270
    @larsclark9270 4 года назад +15

    Jared- “I’m going to say this clown just picked up his buddies guitar”
    Me- ....10 years 🥴

  • @derekstott2373
    @derekstott2373 4 года назад +13

    "Plays smoke on the water with A string"
    Older Man: Been playing 4 decades

  • @Amber57499
    @Amber57499 4 года назад +96

    5:20 come on, it's painfully obvious you already knew the result and said something wrong on purpose for the entertainment.

    • @liambeers8458
      @liambeers8458 4 года назад +6

      Amber57499 fr

    • @burneraccounthandle
      @burneraccounthandle 4 года назад +5

      My first thought too

    • @matthew7164
      @matthew7164 4 года назад +1

      Yeah, I was thinking the same thing

    • @xnax1993
      @xnax1993 4 года назад +3

      Especially since it was the only guess with an on/off estimation

    • @loganshank926
      @loganshank926 4 года назад +1

      Oh yeah. Fraud confirmed

  • @maxgemstone7257
    @maxgemstone7257 4 года назад +5

    It doesn't matter how much time a person has been playing. I can say I have played guitar for 7 years and people would be like "Wow! You must be good" and stuff but in reality my skill is pretty basic. It's not the time that counts in a player's ability, it's the discipline in that time.

  • @dishantjoshi6374
    @dishantjoshi6374 4 года назад +73

    “Years played” don’t matter but “practice” does

    • @PokeMattMusic
      @PokeMattMusic 4 года назад +1

      Exactly. I had about a 7 month gap in mine which is why my 2 years sounded more like 1

  • @kruse8888
    @kruse8888 3 года назад +6

    Years doesn’t matter, it’s the hours a day that counts. And a personal teacher can boost your progress immensely.

  • @based7881
    @based7881 4 года назад +17

    3:20 is that jason richardson?

  • @Guggz
    @Guggz 4 года назад +66

    Really depends on how much you practice to be honest.
    I've gone months without even touching a guitar at times.

    • @muhtalikah
      @muhtalikah 4 года назад +1

      I'm at 16 years, but haven't been able to practice much in the last 2, so I feel like I'm in the 5 year range.

    • @rienezukana
      @rienezukana 4 года назад

      Very true

    • @joshyjoshyjosh
      @joshyjoshyjosh 4 года назад +3

      Same. It's hard because there are times you want to play but there are also times when you just can't or are not in the right mind set. Work and family can take up a lot of practice time.

    • @tonniedorlandvan9380
      @tonniedorlandvan9380 4 года назад +2

      I have played for 4,5 years. But there are times i dont play at all, and there are times i wont stop playing
      I guess im about on track, except for my theory

    • @BretAllenStudios
      @BretAllenStudios 4 года назад +1

      I’ve gone years without touching a guitar. Sometimes life gets in the way when music ain’t your living. I’ll never be a “shred master” and I’m fine with that. 😁

  • @Juroxa
    @Juroxa 4 года назад +28

    What an awesome compilation, should be more of these!

  • @lucac.8022
    @lucac.8022 4 года назад +60

    I started 8 months ago. If I sent a video, he'd probably guess I started playing the day I sent it.

    • @stratomiesniinsaatanasti5250
      @stratomiesniinsaatanasti5250 4 года назад

      You should practise... 8 months is a long time

    • @lucac.8022
      @lucac.8022 4 года назад +1

      @@stratomiesniinsaatanasti5250 I practice on a daily basis, at least 1 hour a day. So far I know songs like Electric Eye from Judas, For Whom The Bell Tolls, Symphony of destruction etc. I'm just a slow learner I guess

    • @nicksmynickname
      @nicksmynickname 4 года назад +1

      I'm at about 8 months aswell but I dont really know any songs. I've been focusing on scales, chords and soloing. Basically coming up with my own sound. I stead of learning songs learn the minor pentitonic scale and learn to play behind a back track.

    • @lucac.8022
      @lucac.8022 4 года назад +1

      @@nicksmynickname I feel like going straight to the lead part is taking it backwards. I personally want to master power chords, rythm, and stuff like that before getting into lead guitar, but I still practice scales sometimes. But I agree with you on the backing track subject.

  • @J4KET
    @J4KET 3 года назад +7

    It’s been 6 months and I’m going quicker than the 3rd guy 😂😂😂

    • @ucopiedyibo1959
      @ucopiedyibo1959 3 года назад +1

      Practicing every day makes you progress so fast

  • @frfoljek68
    @frfoljek68 3 года назад +6

    Been playing bass for 4 years now, can perfectly play smoke on the water...and not much else TBH

  • @craigharrison5406
    @craigharrison5406 4 года назад +86

    That "jimi hendrix" style dude was actually playing eric gales style with the strings upside down too. I wonder how these guys learn to play everything upside down, strange.

    • @Glave027
      @Glave027 4 года назад +2

      Who plays Albert King style.

    • @BAGELS69
      @BAGELS69 4 года назад +11

      theyre just australian

    • @Gibson1961SG
      @Gibson1961SG 4 года назад +4

      Thats easy, you just turn the book upside down and then face away from it.

    • @shinigamizzz5372
      @shinigamizzz5372 4 года назад

      my first guitar was left handed but im right handed

    • @simoneadiaranario3794
      @simoneadiaranario3794 4 года назад

      My old nanny plays like that too and can pull off an improv-

  • @ooferrell
    @ooferrell 4 года назад +25

    7:50 thats a street fighter song!!!

    • @TheProgWay
      @TheProgWay 4 года назад +5

      @Siddharth Ken's theme! Not Ryu!

  • @willspeakman2461
    @willspeakman2461 4 года назад +16

    6:30 is around my level but I've been playing for 15 years! Probably should practice better haha

    • @gavenc673
      @gavenc673 4 года назад

      You should definitely practice more, I've been playing for about 3 1/2 years and practice at least 3 hours day and I could definitely play that.

  • @mtk1808
    @mtk1808 4 года назад +13

    Me on the search bar: "how to be a pro guitarist in a day"

    • @saltypotatochip4707
      @saltypotatochip4707 3 года назад +1

      Haha its pretty sad that it takes so many years. That's probably why so many people get discouraged

  • @justech
    @justech 4 года назад +5

    How long you've been playing is a lot different than how long you've been practicing. There is a HUGE difference in ability between someone who has been playing for 5 years and someone who has been REALLY practicing and learning and pushing for the same amount of time with intent.

  • @DaCodesMan
    @DaCodesMan 4 года назад +23

    Please do another one of these. Also, where do you post announcements to send your clips in?

    • @hehmann3215
      @hehmann3215 4 года назад

      Just a notification gere

    • @Oddlyoko2K
      @Oddlyoko2K 4 года назад

      I always see these on his Instagram but also on youtube announcements

  • @charleslister6259
    @charleslister6259 4 года назад +88

    Before watching: This is just gonna make me feel bad.
    After watching: hmm a lot better than some that have been playing longer but also a lot worse than some who have been playing for a lot less time than I have.

  • @crottedepingouin
    @crottedepingouin 4 года назад +19

    that was painful to listen to, at times...

  • @nightwing5288
    @nightwing5288 4 года назад +12

    Does anyone know what song hes playing at 4:15?

  • @colemilligan6034
    @colemilligan6034 3 года назад +2

    I literally came out of my mom with a slayer t-shirt and a guitar

  • @FacterinoCommenterino
    @FacterinoCommenterino 4 года назад +6

    Today's fact: In 2014, Sony made a cassette tape that can store 185TB of data!

  • @JH-dp9zk
    @JH-dp9zk 4 года назад +13

    When you guess the same number as jared and get excited for like three seconfs

  • @coltwalkerofficial
    @coltwalkerofficial 3 года назад +6

    3:44 I had no idea Magic of Rahat could play the electric guitar.
    No, but jokes aside. Mad respect for him, who had to go through one of the worst possible things ever.

  • @joshmiller117
    @joshmiller117 3 года назад +5

    Me: Playing Guitar for almost 15 years
    Jared: Where’s the sweeping tho?
    Me : 😑

  • @jimmytweedale2191
    @jimmytweedale2191 4 года назад +51

    Nobody:
    Jared: im gunna say less than a year to about 20 years

  • @omnicide3251
    @omnicide3251 4 года назад +14

    6:55 this riff is actually pretty 🔥.. I love this kind of riffs

    • @landhomer4627
      @landhomer4627 4 года назад

      Looks like a Trivium fan

    • @omnicide3251
      @omnicide3251 4 года назад

      @Sam Swigart do you have a full version or did you make the riff for this video?

    • @dillonessigman2689
      @dillonessigman2689 4 года назад +1

      @Sam Swigart It's killer and I'd love to see where you go with it in full too. If you do record it, please upload to RUclips or let us know where to go to see it!

    • @tobiaskrause6454
      @tobiaskrause6454 4 года назад +2

      is there any chance to get the tabs i just wanna learn that ^^

    • @DrDope164
      @DrDope164 4 года назад +1

      @Sam Swigart Could you please make tabs for that? That just sounds amazing :)

  • @pbean2
    @pbean2 4 года назад +14

    3:42 “so close, no matter how farrrrr” -i’m sure u know who sings it 😂

    • @normanmustdie
      @normanmustdie 4 года назад +1

      Hey, someone Who references songs
      Welcome to the club ma fren

    • @klap00
      @klap00 4 года назад

      The Who

    • @normanmustdie
      @normanmustdie 4 года назад

      @@klap00 what the hell??, I hope that's sarcasm😂

  • @dr.tempoville2519
    @dr.tempoville2519 4 года назад +5

    Me: playing guitar 2years+
    Other people: 7years+
    Me: BRUH

  • @adamzeller1399
    @adamzeller1399 4 года назад +5

    4:43 is he tapping the hell out of.... Soothsayer ????

  • @tymime
    @tymime 4 года назад +9

    I've been playing for about 15 years but I doubt you'd be able to tell. I've never been particularly technical nor have I done a huge amount of woodshedding.
    First of all, I was always kind of intimidated by the guitar gods I admired and never imagined becoming as skilled as Eddie van Halen or his contemporaries, much less somebody like Yngwie Malsteem or Steve Vai. I always imagined myself as more of a rhythm guitarist, and I only learned to play lead partly out of boredom, but mostly because I have zero opportunities to meet other guitarists and form a band. I'm both guitarists in my two-person desktop-produced band out of necessity.
    I seem to have plateaued anyway. I tried to teach myself sweep-picking last year but I never got past a certain speed after about a month. I'm decent at alternate picking and hammer-ons and pull-offs, but I'm more classic rock than shred.

    • @1mawil1
      @1mawil1 4 года назад +1

      dude dont be to harsh on yourself, same kinda applies to me. Im just having fun, i dont care who is better or worse or who invested more time than me. When i learn a new song, im proud of myself, wether i should have been able to play it like 3 years ago or not. Its all about having fun, thats why its your hobby

    • @rolandsnyder2088
      @rolandsnyder2088 4 года назад

      @@1mawil1 well said!

    • @raxes32
      @raxes32 4 года назад

      I’ve been playing for 15yrs also, after about 7yrs I discovered the sweep picking, it took 2 yrs to get it smooth and I still have to practice sweeps a lot 😂

  • @C0urne
    @C0urne 4 года назад +28

    I wonder how much the guitar brands affected his guesses. I doubt that many newer players have a Kiesel or a Suhr.

    • @mosley3485
      @mosley3485 4 года назад +2

      It's pretty obvious how long someone has been playing purely based on technique and tone.

    • @C0urne
      @C0urne 4 года назад

      @@mosley3485 Sure, but it can help a bit if the guitar is from a smaller quality brand.

  • @SixStringSeduction
    @SixStringSeduction 4 года назад +12

    9:08 this riff is so sick. Does anyone know what this is from?

  • @pauliusvinciauskas3858
    @pauliusvinciauskas3858 4 года назад +24

    7:40 yeah thats right, embrace the inner Hitler

  • @wowooeo4677
    @wowooeo4677 4 года назад +1

    Dude from 10:30 is 3 years.
    Yea. No sir. Im in 9th grade i have school. I aint gonna shred 24/7. Im failing chemistry. Broski that hurt me. I can do euphoria by polyphia but that’s about it.

    • @predeterminedmeat5024
      @predeterminedmeat5024 6 месяцев назад

      Practice! If you truly want to and have the will to shred i have no doubt you can!

  • @halofour01
    @halofour01 4 года назад +5

    I've been playing 35 years. I rarely miss a day. I hardly ever play solos. I only play fast runs for the exercise and dexterity challenge. I would say I'm fairly smooth and composed on what I play but I'm not that worried about it. Even though a lot of people told me I should be in a band I only play because I love to play. I was 10 when Back in Black came out, I heard that song and it lit a fire. I just HAD to make that sound! It worries me that so many people seem to approach music as a competition. I've never been in a band, I don't shred (even though I started playing in the Vai, Satriani, Malmsteen era), I hardly even play solos and I couldn't be happier. Play because it feels good and it makes you happy. Nothing else matters.

  • @lhall5167
    @lhall5167 4 года назад +6

    I laughed so hard at "At least a year of Pissed-off-ness" with the pinch harmonics. I feel personally singled out.

  • @canalparagentehumilde149
    @canalparagentehumilde149 4 года назад +20

    Jardines
    Nunca supe cómo se escribe 👌😢

  • @hans9109
    @hans9109 4 года назад +4

    7:40 what americans hear: nine, what germans hear: NEIN!!!

  • @ginge5253
    @ginge5253 4 года назад +4

    I was actually pretty close with most of these, bassist for ten years playing mainly around the Midlands of the uk with anything from school level amateur bands to pro guys. Gear is also often abit of a give away but not always the case. Been with the same band the whole time so I've learnt to read other bands quite well

  • @jeffersonochoa1860
    @jeffersonochoa1860 4 года назад +29

    2:17 *I'm gonna tell my kids this was Skwisgaar Skwigelf...* #Meme

  • @brentonmartin1553
    @brentonmartin1553 4 года назад +11

    1:43 what's this song or is it just a riff?

    • @Liam_M_
      @Liam_M_ 4 года назад

      Haha lol

    • @mothman1157
      @mothman1157 4 года назад

      @@Liam_M_ wdym "haha lol" I need ANSWERS

  • @Ikiya69
    @Ikiya69 4 года назад +4

    If my video was in there:
    Jared: I'm gonna say, 9 months or a year
    Me, been playing for 10 years