I had a job interview in Asda not too long ago. Apparently, they use the - "No Pizza Topping" Complaint in Customer Service training. I think that's brilliant.
I listened to this on headphones whilst on a Megabus I cracked I couldn't hold it together absolutely hysterical hahaha. "Listen don't worry I'll scrape it together, mush it up, ah I dunno" - most English line ever
Brilliant!! The clever ones like this are so much funnier than all the ones with tons of foul language. This was simple genius quality, do some more please !!!
Firstly I'm not your mate, secondly, whether this is real or not, some Welsh people are retarded enough to do it. Thirdly, you "Live 5 minutes from here"? That doesn't even make sense. How can you live 5 minutes from your own location. The word "Here" would indicate your own present whereabouts, not the location of that particular store. I can only surmise that you were actually trying to say that you live 5 minutes from the location of the store in question. I wish you well in your pursuit of becoming competent in the English language. Efallai y byddwn wedi cael mwy o lwyddiant os wyf wedi ymateb yn Gymraeg, eich iaith eich hun. Im 'yn rhagdybio fod bod y gŵr Cymreig balch eich bod yn, eich bod yn siarad eich iaith eich hun.
Hahaha am i the only person who immediately thought thick as in a thick accent for some stupid ass reason? Maybe i would be the next person to ring up complaining about no toppings on my puzza... (Plot twist: i opened it upside down) 😂😂😂
holy fuck, i did customer service over the phone for nearly 2 years. And shit like this happens once in a blue moon, nothing worse than getting the giggles on the line!
This just happened to us! Bought a DiGiorno frozen pizza. Opened it the one way it's supposed to be opened and found the pizza had been loaded upside down! We had the presence of mind to turn it over - and the toppings were right there...
I actually had a bad complaint with rustlers once, had no bacon in a bacon cheeseburger, they said they would call me back, never fucking did, it fucking pissed me off... but this complaint cheered me up about that what happened years ago, love that they actually wanted to help the guy even though it was a genuine comical mistake, asda your a fucking legend mate, I actually wonder if anyone had just for a laugh rang customer service and asked who to speak to about marrying the sister company Wal-Mart, if nobody has, it will get a great laugh I just Know it
I personally felt sorry for the customer; this must've been embarrassing for him. I've made a lot of embarrassing mistakes over the years, and this strikes me as the sort of mistake that I could make.
@@samgrady5614 Check it out mate....wellscot was right, "not genuine, just genius". The guy who did it worked as a telesales op and had done a few different prank calls but this one turned out to be his best. National news media soon tracked him down and since his publicity he decided to locate the Asda guy who took his call. I've listened to it many times and it STILL cracks me up!!
I called up Dominos pizza once and asked for "a pizza with pepperoni" and they sent me just bread and pepperoni. I'd had a few drinks so I ate it anyway but the taste haunts me.
this is real ... the complaint guy is following form right to the end .... and the welshman is truely embarrassed ... funny as !!!! "What about my dinner ??"
This is me! Nicky Lyons aka Nicky LaBron from Merthyr Tydfil in South Wales. And yes, it was a wind up, I did the call in work one night, chuffed it worked out so well! If you'd like to hear my others, like the egg one and smooth criminal one, type in Nicky LaBron prank in search. Thanks
My call was in the Mirror, Sun and Star today, couldn't believe it! Be nice if I could earn some money for it now! I've also tracked down the guy from Asda who I spoke too, his name's Dean and he's from Leeds.
This is me guys, and the call is going to be on Rude Tube on Channel 4 in the next few weeks. Myself and the Asda guy Dean who took the call are going to be reunited for an interview!
Lmao!!, "it makes me look like a fool" ,"i'm sure there's plenty of people like me" what spanners that cant work out which way is up! I would like to hear the complaint call he would have made to the oven manufacture, " I've put my pizza in the oven for 10 mins but its still cold..........oh, no, wait a minute thats the fridge........"
I'm filming an interview with Rude Tube tomorrow guys with Dean, the Asda guy who answered the call to me. Should be on TV either next Friday or the Friday after, 9pm, Channel 4.
I understand the vast majority of this, but the accent is hard to slug through to Midwestern American ears. Hilarious, though! I love the breaking from the robotic script as soon as he reveals the upside-down aspect. Good sports about the whole thing!
That was Hilarious :D I acc Laughed! It really does go to show that the people they have workin on the phones in asda arent fkin mindless zombies haha :L I love how the worker just went along wit it
I had a job interview in Asda not too long ago. Apparently, they use the - "No Pizza Topping" Complaint in Customer Service training. I think that's brilliant.
The asda customer service guy on the phone was in my opinion absolutely brilliant. He laughed but who wouldn't. He handled it beautifully
The customer service guy is an absolute legend. Enduringly polite despite the hilarity.
I love that he can't hold in his laughter. Absolutely brilliant 😂👍🏼
The guy that works for asda was pretty sound
I just love the customer care guy's laugh, whether a prank call or not, mits this guys laugh that I reall enjoy :)
Hahahaha this is like the 20th time i have listened to this. Never fails to make me laugh.
u are fit
+Louise Johnston A one girl beauty chorus.
Louise Johnston me too 😂 it's so funny
#Same ;) lol!
The accent tops it off mate
what are you doing here
I have so much respect for how the customer service guy held it together! I was full on bellowing with laughter :D
"It's not funny, I bet everyone does it," No, not everyone. Just you.
"This probably happens all the time?"
...stunned silence 🤣🤣🤣
5*'s for the customer service guy laughing....
I literally cried from laughing at this. I could hardly breath lmao. I work in a call centre so it just made it even funnier lol
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I’ve listened to this so many times over the years, genius humour
Guy- Don't mention this to anyone.
Worker- No I won't sir.
Puts it on RUclips.
All the years gone by and still just as funny now as it was back then. Brilliant.
I listened to this on headphones whilst on a Megabus I cracked I couldn't hold it together absolutely hysterical hahaha. "Listen don't worry I'll scrape it together, mush it up, ah I dunno" - most English line ever
Welsh
Welsh, not English.
Brilliant!! The clever ones like this are so much funnier than all the ones with tons of foul language. This was simple genius quality, do some more please !!!
what makes it even funnier is the caller has kept his cool. Such dry humour... love it!
I live in Wales, and yes, some of them really are that thick
Matthew Jones I live 5 minutes from here and you're far thicker if you beleive this is real mate.
Firstly I'm not your mate, secondly, whether this is real or not, some Welsh people are retarded enough to do it. Thirdly, you "Live 5 minutes from here"? That doesn't even make sense. How can you live 5 minutes from your own location. The word "Here" would indicate your own present whereabouts, not the location of that particular store. I can only surmise that you were actually trying to say that you live 5 minutes from the location of the store in question. I wish you well in your pursuit of becoming competent in the English language.
Efallai y byddwn wedi cael mwy o lwyddiant os wyf wedi ymateb yn Gymraeg, eich iaith eich hun. Im 'yn rhagdybio fod bod y gŵr Cymreig balch eich bod yn, eich bod yn siarad eich iaith eich hun.
Hahaha am i the only person who immediately thought thick as in a thick accent for some stupid ass reason? Maybe i would be the next person to ring up complaining about no toppings on my puzza...
(Plot twist: i opened it upside down) 😂😂😂
I live in wales too and i completely agree xD
Mae pobl sy'n byw 'ma mor wirion weithiau de xD
@@hannah-jaynemontgomery673 you sound like a person I could be friends with then become enemies
'Hahahaha are you being serious!!!' Love the guys response.
Nothing Like The Welsh! :D
Why thank you haha
us welsh are one of a kind! specially the ones from the valleys :p :D
In from south west TylaGintoBit Gaming
same :O
Bandsexual Moshpit SAMEEEE
the way he sounds so disapointed
I just love how he huffs and puffs about having no dinner, than 'oh wait, ive opened it upside down' lol
The best customer service. I won't be surprised if the asda employee is promoted to management someday.
2:56 "meks me look like a fool'n dunnit" LOOL
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA, can't even cope! What an actual pleb! 😂😂😂😂😂
It was a prank it was meant to be done on perpous
When the costumer service guy starts laughing is the best bit! Ha
"thats my dinner for the night" LMAO !!!!!!!!!!1111
I'm doing my my English exam on this convo 😐😐
How did it go?😂
@@weekelsiekelly I’m curious
holy fuck, i did customer service over the phone for nearly 2 years. And shit like this happens once in a blue moon, nothing worse than getting the giggles on the line!
The way he said what “about my dinner now I’ve gotta go ungry now ave I”
This just happened to us! Bought a DiGiorno frozen pizza. Opened it the one way it's supposed to be opened and found the pizza had been loaded upside down! We had the presence of mind to turn it over - and the toppings were right there...
I actually had a bad complaint with rustlers once, had no bacon in a bacon cheeseburger, they said they would call me back, never fucking did, it fucking pissed me off... but this complaint cheered me up about that what happened years ago, love that they actually wanted to help the guy even though it was a genuine comical mistake, asda your a fucking legend mate, I actually wonder if anyone had just for a laugh rang customer service and asked who to speak to about marrying the sister company Wal-Mart, if nobody has, it will get a great laugh I just Know it
I just died when he started laughing... 🤣
"Can I get one delivered"
Classic !!!
"Sorry I've opened it upside down"
ABSOLUTE STUNNING...
This video gave me a good laugh I must admit. I love the Welsh accent when they get ranting lol
I personally felt sorry for the customer; this must've been embarrassing for him. I've made a lot of embarrassing mistakes over the years, and this strikes me as the sort of mistake that I could make.
It's not genuine, just genius.
wellscot so it's fake
Shut up
Pretty sure this is real mate. I used to work in telemarketing and we woukd save the recorded calls and then take the funny ones home 🤣
@@samgrady5614 Check it out mate....wellscot was right, "not genuine, just genius". The guy who did it worked as a telesales op and had done a few different prank calls but this one turned out to be his best. National news media soon tracked him down and since his publicity he decided to locate the Asda guy who took his call. I've listened to it many times and it STILL cracks me up!!
I called up Dominos pizza once and asked for "a pizza with pepperoni" and they sent me just bread and pepperoni. I'd had a few drinks so I ate it anyway but the taste haunts me.
Absolutely hilarious. Made me giggle did that
I love how you used such ancient grammar. X3
"I opened it upside down" xD
Shakespearean, perfect pace, perfect. Truly perfect. Ta da man.
thats well funny!! "Oh i've actually opened it upside down"!! Funniest thing ever! In fairness the customer service rep was fairly understanding still
I've listened to this so many times but I still die laughing everytime I listen to this! 😁
When pizza comes with bottomings instead of toppings :D
this is real ... the complaint guy is following form right to the end .... and the welshman is truely embarrassed ... funny as !!!! "What about my dinner ??"
Lol, this is brilliant.
Congrats sir on having the best accent in the world.
this clip never fails to make me laugh even though herd it so many times pmsfl
This is me! Nicky Lyons aka Nicky LaBron from Merthyr Tydfil in South Wales. And yes, it was a wind up, I did the call in work one night, chuffed it worked out so well! If you'd like to hear my others, like the egg one and smooth criminal one, type in Nicky LaBron prank in search. Thanks
My call was in the Mirror, Sun and Star today, couldn't believe it! Be nice if I could earn some money for it now! I've also tracked down the guy from Asda who I spoke too, his name's Dean and he's from Leeds.
hahahahahahahahahahahahah lolz ! lala this is just HILAR!
Well done nick, you had us all laughing (and believing it was true) in work today.
Quality
"Stick the warning on all boxes and this wont happen again"
Haha great!
This is me guys, and the call is going to be on Rude Tube on Channel 4 in the next few weeks. Myself and the Asda guy Dean who took the call are going to be reunited for an interview!
Hahaha gotta love the Welsh!
That makes it all the better when he tells him he opened it upside down! :D
Im welsh and this is a typical welsh guy!! this type of stuff is what we always do in wales girls or boys!
Lmao!!, "it makes me look like a fool" ,"i'm sure there's plenty of people like me" what spanners that cant work out which way is up!
I would like to hear the complaint call he would have made to the oven manufacture, " I've put my pizza in the oven for 10 mins but its still cold..........oh, no, wait a minute thats the fridge........"
This WAS a Prank call, by Nicky Lyons. He's down lots of prank calls to supermarkets here in the UK. He's damn funny. xD
Funny thing is, it's not a prank call. It's a real call. Just a typical thick Welsh man.
this is the original call that got me right into it
I am indeed, the Merthyr one that is! The Asda guy is from a call centre in Northern England judging by his accent
One of the funniest things I have ever seen or heard!
What a helpful young man that was at Asda.
I'm filming an interview with Rude Tube tomorrow guys with Dean, the Asda guy who answered the call to me. Should be on TV either next Friday or the Friday after, 9pm, Channel 4.
So funny haha the welsh accent " I feel like a rite fool now dunni"
Would be a welshman wouldn't it 😂😂😂😂😂😂
the welsh are strange
Hahahahahahaha.... absolutely fantastic!!!!
South Wales massive!
I was live on air on Real Radio talking about this today guys and they want me to go to the studio to do more!
hahahah, this is seriously funny.
"Customer is not always Right"
Who’s watching on 2018?
That was absolutely classic! I love being welsh. xD
Yes, I was on Radio 1 this morning!
Best customer service ever
It was a prank call. I used to work with Nicky at the T-mobile callcentre a few years back, and he was always doing wind ups and stuff like this.
"Sir are you being serious?" BAHAHAHAHA!!
hahaha 'Upside down' n 'Doesnt say open this way'... hahaaha
They should never have allowed Maggot-Maggie to shut down the collieries.
I understand the vast majority of this, but the accent is hard to slug through to Midwestern American ears.
Hilarious, though! I love the breaking from the robotic script as soon as he reveals the upside-down aspect. Good sports about the whole thing!
This was done by me well before the days of fonejacker my friend...
That,s really funny. Thanks Rich.
I couldn't give a shit if this is fake or not, it is bloody hilarious!!
absalutly brilliant cant stop laughing
dude that just made my day
brits!... amazing that he didn't call and say that ... "hey i've ordered a pizza,but all that i've got is a cardboard box"...
He says he's not gonna say anything about it and then hey-presto, here it is on RUclips lmao
The coronavirus brought me back here haha hope everyone has a good day.
Well done Nicky !!!!!!!
just read this in the news of the world, LOL!
So professional the guy at ASDA. Nice pleasant guy.
most funniest complaint ever 🤣🤣🤣😂
After an embarrassment like that, you'd think about 'topping' yourself.
he knew what he was doing
That was Hilarious :D I acc Laughed!
It really does go to show that the people they have workin on the phones in asda arent fkin mindless zombies haha :L I love how the worker just went along wit it
The REALLY funny part is that this customer was the most intelligent man in Wales .
My Dad told me about this ages ago, I wanted to listen again XD
Everyone does it - no answer!!!!!!
I would be ashamed if I was Welsh lol
I bet this call made the Call guys day!!!
Their accents are so awesome lol I wish I had a British accent