33 Reasons To Love Abe Simpson
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- Опубликовано: 10 ноя 2018
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Welcome to Next of Ken and in this episode, we're counting down 33 Reasons To Love Abe Simpson From "The Simpsons." Although he's probably more senile than Hubert Farnsworth (if that's somehow possible), Grandpa Simpson continues to be one of the most consistently hilarious characters on the show. Where other characters have started to lose their appeal, Abe is still the same feisty, disturbed, mentally unwell, and undoubtedly senile crackpot that he ever has been and we hope that'll never change. Here's to Abe!
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Bang on MTM
Cause your not just stealing videos and putting a number In the corner! Totally transformative! I couldn't possibly think why you got demonitized!
Maybe because you do nothing but reupload clips from other tv shows? You know, a direct violation of copyright? Obviously it's going to get demonetized.
And nothing of value was lost
"What are you cackling at fatty? Too much pie that's your problem!" He straight roasted Martin! 😂😂😂
He roasted that turkey like Thanksgiving lol
He took a big steaming dump on his life.
#dontcomeforme #unlessIsendforyou
Damn
"shocked face*
Abe: WE HAVE TO KILL THE BOY!
Marge: How did you know he's a vampire?
Abe: He's a vampire? AAAHHHHH!
davincent98 I was about to say that
Wonder why it wasn't part
Reminds me of when Homer shoots zombie flenders.
Like father like son.
This was the first that came to mind when watching this video. Also like another Treehouse Of Horror moment:
Lisa: "Bart, do you know what this means? Next time we go to sleep, we might die."
Grandpa: "Welcome to my world." (Falls asleep instantly)
futrama
Classic Simpsons :)
"Does your father know you're working here?"
- "It was his idea."
"In that case I'll have a whiskey sour."
I also went to that place, BUT ONLY TO GET DIRECTIONS ON HOW TO GET AWAY FROM THERE.
Abe Simpson summed up in five words?
*OLD MAN YELLS AT CLOUD!*
Best Grandpa In The Simpsons.
or
Funniest Grandpa On The show.
Abe Simpson summed up in no words
3:45
i laughed harder than i should have 🤣
Abe Simpson summed up in five words?
*President, Gay And Lesbian Alliance.*
@@joejay4646 they cut the punchline :(
“You’re all gonna die in a pointless war!”
Skates away on a mobility scooter.
he's right, we gonna die in war that the U.S had no real reason to involve itself in other than to flex it's muscle as a world power.
its 2020 and its still accurate.
@@VaultWeasel in what way?
@@drswag0076 I am not in the mood for that kind of debate. but lets say if they want a race war, its pointless one.
that line killed me xD
My favourite Abe Simpson quote:
"Not many people know this, but I owned the first radio in Springfield. Not much on the air then. Just Edison reciting the alphabet over and over. "A", he'd say. Then "B". "C" would usually follow..."
JayeMoonwing mine is this:
”You remind me of a poem I can't remember, & a song that may never existed, in a place I’m sure I've never been to.”
Works all the time....on nobody cause they don't get it.
What episode was that from?
My favorite quote was #20 in the video
Nah
*MAAAAAAAATLOCK*
Mine is “You’re making my tombstone!”
Marge: grandpa where did you get all the money?
Grandpa: The Government. I didn't earn it, I didnt need it but if they miss one payment then I'll raise hell!!
You missed one
Abe: The Lamp's running away
Bart: That's my dog
Abe: So long lamp
"I'll be deep in the cold, cold ground before I recognize Missoura" - Abe Simpson, Veteran and Great Man
You know, after everything that's happened there the last couple of years I'm really starting to think he was right.
BEFORE THEN:
MARGE: There are only 49 stars on that flag.
Having lived in missouri my whole life.... i see his point.
This is one of my all time favourite quotes by grandpa Simpson
One of my favs:
Marge: A family puzzle! It says "Ages 8-80"
Abe: (holding Maggie) We know when we're not wanted!
Bart: "Didn't you wonder why you were getting money for doing nothing"
Abe: "I figured the democrats were in power again"
Is Abe older than 80 though? i mean sure he had Homer at 40 but Homer married quite young and his eldest son, Bart is only 10 years so. So say Homer married Marge at 24, hed be 34 and Abe would be 74.
@@harukrentz435 Well to be fair Abe is slightly senile & after you hit 70 you just sort of round up every time, you've lived ¾ of a century you don't have the time ,patience or concentration for much beyond your own ramblings so your brain doesn't completely turn to mush.
“I used to be with ‘it’, but then they changed what ‘it’ was. Now what i’m with isn’t ‘it’, and what’s ‘it’ seems weird and scary to me. It’ll happen to YOU.”
Truer words have never been spoken.
I can relate!! I'm 29 and what I'm with isn't it anymore,, it's happening to me, abe said the pure truth here
Nah, old people were born that way
Ughhhhhhhh I feel that. Why can't they stop changing what it is for once
I think i always sensed that it was the way of things. It's sort of happening now, but it's sorta fun
I’m like 5 “its” behind
The Simpsons used to have a lot of dark humor. One of my favorite Grandpa moments that's difficult to find: Marge leaves the kids with Grandpa to "protect their innocent minds." Cut to him showing them an album of dead German soldiers his platoon killed. A disgusted Lisa then asks "How do you sleep at night?" and Grandpa replies nonchalantly "They drug us!"
Lies again? Gain RP
@@NazriBwhat
But thats a modern simpsons joke, they keep doing that sort of thing.
"I feel all funny... I'm in love! No wait, it's a stroke!"
Had a stroke myself from laughing so hard XD
No wait, it is love.
@@onlyawesomely1622 😆😆😆😆
@@martinvicentefabregas7240 What is love?
@@Jackw00pw00p2 Love is you.
"My Homer is not a communist! He may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a communist, but he is NOT A PORNSTAR!!!"
The best one
“How did you take your underwear off without first taking off your pants?”
“I don’t know!”😂😂😂
One of the greatest mysteries we may never know lol
I recall him saying that it was a trick that they would learn when they got older.
It's a great party trick
@@dwaugh2215 that's no mystery that's just Grandpa being grandpa lol 😂🤣
I did it once, however its up to a much debate if I wore my pants when I got my underwear off 😄😄
I lost my grandpa when I was too young.
Abe helped fill in the hole he left behind. And you listed 33 reasons why he was able to.
"A little from column A, a little from column B"
I love that line.
"Do we sell.. French...friesss"
Gets me everytime
as if he's never heard of them before
"Y'all gonna die in a pointless war!"
"I'm an elk, a mason, a communist, I'm the president of the gay and lesbian alliance for some reason." An entire mood.
@RebStudios Communist countries weren't very gay friendly. Except East Germany which had gay bars for some reason.
Anon B To keep them away from the general, impressionable public?
@RebStudios Haha.. I think it's because communism is an ideology for how a country ought to be run, how wealth should be distributed etc., and it's possible to be opposed to homosexuality whilst still supporting the ideals of communism. Hope this helps.
Ahhh hello comrade
Elk? I'm going to Google that.
My favorite grandfather in television
Cotton Hill edges him by a little
hardtoexplain32 he killed fitty men
Frank Constanza?
@@mikemurdoch9653 Great character but not a grandpa.
I’m old! Gimme Gimme Gimme!😂😂😂😂
DAMN RIGHT !
@@ML0694
Except it's factually incorrect. You get back what you put in with Social Security (in theory).
I'm doing this when I get old!
Even though they paid in their entire lives.
@@TDIdialgagirl I’m laughing
Abe: "Now where's my hat? I'm going to the outhouse."
Lisa: "We don't have an outhouse."
Homer: "My toolshed!"
“ I’m in love! No wait, it’s a stroke.... no wait! IT IS LOVE! I’m in lovvvvveeee!
4:25
“Poor Homer. This world was never meant for one as beautiful as you.”
(Gargling)
*”AAHHH!! KILL IT! KILL IT!!!”*
“Ill be back in a jiffy!”
“That’s not my mother.”
“I’ll be back in a jiffy!”
"Can I come too?"
@@Its_Charlie_Young *rolls up window*
Oh.
I just how Grandpa leaves that poor old lady outside while he runs back into the building 😂🤣
Jeremy Krause haha lol
@@ClassicGamer9044 i felt bad for her. she was lonely
Abe: Quick! We have to kill the boy!
Marge: How do you know Bart's a vampire?
Abe: He's a vampire? AAAHHHH!!
The Jerzenu Treehouse of horror vampire episode
theres also the one where homer kills zombie Flanders with a shotgun and Bart is like:
Bart: OMG Homer you killed zombie Flanders
Homer: He was a zombie?
@@lastperson4475 Like father like son
Grandpa: “ that doll is evil I tell you....EVIL!!”
Marge: “grandpa you said that about all the presents .”
Grandpa:” I just wanted to attention
That made me laugh
It's funny because it's tru
"This elevator only goes to the basement. And someone made an aaaaaaawwwful mess down there."
"I thought the democrats were in power" goddamn I love Grandpa
Also "They send me money every month. I don't need it. I didn't earn it. But it they are one day late I'll raise holy hell"
"Standing in line and paying to see my own grandson. That's the democrats for you."
Finally got that joke.
Funniest grandpa on TV, hands down! At 3:44 a meme was born 😂😂📺📺
3:45
joseph joestar is also great
BLETransit Network he’s Jerkass Homers Father that’s another reason to love both Grandpa and Homer
When you’re 16 episodes into Sword Art Online.
SovietOnion I much prefer Grandpa now back in the classic era more so seasons 1 and 2 he was very angry 😡 and far more serious back then now he’s mellowed to become a silly/senile old man as have many of the characters since season 10 much like Homer Krusty Skinner Burns and Wiggins too have all changed from early seasons
_And THAT Mule went on too save spring break_
*~Abe Simpson*
😂
"I'm old! gimme gimme gimme"😂😂😂😂
"Hi David, I'M Grandpa"
D'OH!
Hi Grandpa
Hi Grandpa
omg when Abe roasted Martin, I lost it 🤣
It put that fatty in his place
Abe is the G.O.A.T.
Also you should've shown the clip of grampa in drag at the burlesque show, entertaining Hitler. Comedy gold.
“Das ist not eine boobie!”
Abe: "So there I was, surrounded by Tojo and his Nazi henchmen, when one of em, a raccoon as I recall, hits me over the head with a banjo. Now I never reason with a raccoon, let alone a Nazi one, so I --"
Marge: "Grampa, what does this have to do with crop circles?
Abe: "Not a thing."
Loved the Simpson Hit and Run when I was younger
"Where was I, oh yes so anyway--"
"CROP CIRCLES!!!!"
It all started in the old country, I forget which one, but my dad would go on and on about America. He thought it was the greatest thing since sliced bread; sliced bread having being invented the previous winter.
See this, son? That’s where were going to live. Maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow, but someday.
Later that day, we set sail for America.
We had to move out (of the Statue of Liberty) after we filled the head with garbage. The end.
Sliced bread was invented in 1922 97 years ago how old actually is abe
mimichu he said he was alive in the oughts which wouldve been 1900-1909 and he fought the kieser which was 1916-1918 so
@@raw8814 his birth year is 1910 i think
I’ve always loved Abe Simpson, he’s just such a cute old man, reminds me of my great grandpa, he had Alzheimer’s, and I really miss him. Abe just kinda reminds me of him, and it makes me sad.
"crying in the corner?"
"..."
"mind if i join you?"
"go ahead..."
*both starts crying...*
My favorite Abe Simpson moment.
😂😂
Welcome to my webpage! Why don’t you visit more often?
The Raging Hellfish showed us how badass Abe Simpson still is.
One of the best ones is when Abe is chasing the dog screaming:
"That racoon stole my lamb chop!" 😂
"Homer! I've coughed up scarier stuff than that!"
"Why don't you tell us a story Grampa? You've led an interesting life."
"That's a lie and you know it! But I have seen a lot of movies..."
The wisdom from a senile grandfather.
I wouldn't say he's senile. He's just an idiot. He wasn't the sharpest tool in the shed in his prime.
"A little from column A, a little from column B!"
He's doing it on purpose. He's always been doing it on purpose and I love it
That's not how you spell column
You forgot when Abe told the dog: "I'm gonna pet you raw!"
3:46 The little “Oop” noise he makes when spotting Bart kills me every time
I wish Abe Simpson was my grandpa 😂
Surprised not to see "I'm cold, and there are wolves after me."
One of the more memorable Simpsons lines period, not just from Abe.
5:30 "You're all gonna die in a pointless war!" buwahahahahaha!
One of the show's most hilarious characters, always written so effortlessly and hilariously. So many classic moments.
It's funny cause one day we're all gonna be like grandpa Abe...
"Im in love!"
...
"No, wait, *it's a stroke."*
I'm dead XD
😂😂
Abe Simpson "I've coughed up scarier things than that"
*FrEnCh ToAsT PlEaSe*
#13→#28
You forgot my absolute favorite line of his that is actually pretty powerful! He said,
"Money only helps you to become the person you really are."
True story! He did say that!
Old man yells at cloud.
Who’s laughing now? Ha ha ha ha! Eh, shut up!
Raging Abe Simpson was one of my favorite episodes with Grampa Simpson. He still had some fight left in him. Unfortunately, we never see that side of him again
One of the worsts dads, but one of funniest characters ever.
Mary Udomah now Peter Griffin takes the title for worst dad
Mary Udomah what about cotton hill?
Oh please, he is way better than that mother Homer loves for some reason! She was a hippie,but she is not a hug person!
Abraham was actually one of the best dads. He did all manner of jobs to support his family stayed loyal to a strung out hippie of a wife that cheated on him constantly and neglected their son.
And you bring up the whole lying about his mother still being alive would you tell your kid the truth. That their mother didn't love them enough to put them first.
Think about it crayon up the nose, sweets and overeating addictions are all signs of neglected child and Mona had one job.
@@Doctor_Odin yep. This is some dark shit like Frank Grimes! So out of place in Simpsons. I mean I actually get angry when I see her character. I
#3: How did he do it? I've been trying to take my underwear off without my pants for years! Teach me yor ways, Abe Simpson.
It makes for one hell of a party trick.
Abe: Pfft Coma why I go in and out of Coma's all the...... French toast please 😂😂
“Are you trying to stall us, or are you just senile?”
“A little from column A, a little from column B”
Kills me every time XD
*homer has left the chat 🤣 .*
3:57 This aged like fine wine!
"A little from column A and a little from column B" I use this almost daily... I am not a crackpot!
Ratel.H Badger same bro Lol
I have three words for you: "Alligator toilet scene"
"You wanna piece of me!!!"
We tried to flush the alligator down the toilet but it got stuck half way and now we have to feed it.
Grandpa:” I bet you want a piece of me! Well, you ain’t gonna git it!”
now i'm thinking of joseph joestar. i want a compilation of him now
"Rudyard Kipling put it best: if you can put all you have on a single game of pitch-and-toss, AND LOSE, and start all over without ever saying a word, yours is the Earth … and what's more, you'll be a man, my son."
Right before …
"Put it all on 41: I got a feeling about that number."
- "Wheel only goes to 36."
"Then put it all on 36: I got a feeling about that number."
"I'm cold and there are wolves after me."
Bart: "Grandpa, we need to know your first name."
Abe: "YOU'RE MAKING MY TOMBSTONE!"
The simpsons aren't considerate enough to buy one for him
@@cheeseandtoast6338 They get that from Homer's mother.
Lisa: “You know what this means Bart?! The next time we fall asleep, we could die.
Grandpa: “Welcome to my world!”
"Just call me mint jelly cuz I am on the lamb!!!" One of my favorite Abe Simpson scenes! XD
Abe Simpson was a badass back in the day! Makes me wish I could have grown up with my grandfathers both veterans one army one marine
Huh?
No "I'm cold and there are wolves after me!"?
“You have my pills!”
No we aren't this interview is over.
“You’re all gonna die in a pointless war!”
Wow, Simpsons really DOES predict the future
"a little from column A; a little from column B." Is still my favorite lol xD
'Course folks were tougher in those days. I was jitterbuggin' that very night!
5:49 when you and your friend at work had a stressful day.
When ever I need to cheer up, I go to this and this is AMAZING!!!
Its cold and there are wolves out here.
We're all facing #20.....God help us.
It'd agree, but I was never 'with it' in the first place... :/
You mean Dickety
“French toast, please!”
Classic Grandpa~
"Dear Mr. President, there are far too many states. Please eliminate three. I am *not* a crackpot!"
Oh, I know this story! The year was nineteen-ought-six. The President is the divine Miss Sarah Bernhardt. And all over America, people were doin' a dance called the "Funky Grandpa"! Oh... I'm... the...ZZZzzzzzzzz
Madlock...
Lol 🤣😂
It's matlock
"Youre all gonna die in a pointless war"
Fucking brilliant
You forgot "Think of me when you're having the best sex of your life!"
Hahaha no erection medication could cure that lol
jeramahia123 best sex of your life *so far*
5:20 Cracks me up so hard
"Poor homer this world was never meant for one as beautiful as you"
*Homer garggles*
AHHHH! KILL IT! KILL IT!!!!
"The fax machine is nothing but a waffle iron with a PHONE attached!"
"... And by the way: I never once washed my hands! That's YOUR policy, not mine!"
Abraham 'Abe' known as Grandpa J. Simpson is an absolute gas and he is just a really funny guy. He always cracks me up!
He is also mad.
Greetings from Ireland 🇮🇪
Fair play lad
Can't help but agree
You forgot:
Marge: Now, watch the Apple pie.
Grandpa: UH OHH!
Marge: Grandpa, are you sitting on the pie?
Grandpa: I sure hope so...
"Grandad are you sitting on our pie?"
"I certainly hope so!"
I miss Apu
This is abe
That scene in Krusty Burger gets me every time lmao
thank you for this it made my day, I'm giggling so much
“Anyway, long story short… is a phrase whose origins are complicated and rambling.”