0:56 I used to work as a cashier in a supermarket, so... I know exactly how it makes workers feel when they have to deal with slow motion old crinkle sacks going off the rails with their endless and pointless conversation and also when they are paying for the entire shopping bag full of products with small coins... xD Since then I am a convinced supporter of euthanasia... 😂
As a former postal worker, I would have conversations like this nearly EVERY DAY. Funnily enough, Grampa's stories are actually more interesting, because the elderly generally just want to go into detailed length about their current ailments. Yes sir, please, go on about the red splotch you discovered on your shoulder this morning.
HAHAHQHA. The thing is - I want to annoy young people like this when I'm older. Which makes me think they could be doing it on purpose just to waste your time 😂😂😂
I love how Abe is rambling about how things were in HIS days to Mr Burns. When Burns is several decades older than him! Burns be like, dude I know this, I'm older than you!🤣
@@Glitcher2000 I invited myself. Always funny to watch pedantic weeb with the anime profile acting like they're so smart. There's always one of you in every comment section
I love how a story of how he went out to see J.D. Rockefeller riding a zeppelin just piovted to Thanksgiving. Best part is how it started at the house and continued in the mall.
There’re stories, then there’re still stories, they go absolutely nowhere, the precise same feeling when the air seems to stand still and everything stops at once, along with the subtle yet immense feeling of dread that pairs with it.
This old man is a nice little parody of the classic old man. Maybe people like him should write blogs or record videos of themselves and post them onto something like RUclips.
Which was the style at the time. Anyway, 1936 it was. Which in those days was called 19-nickely-dicks. We had to say nickely, as there was CIVIL WAR IN SPAIN!
If Abe Simpson was on the Terlit for three years while he was inventing it;he probably had severe diarrhea all because he didn't have an onion on the his belt;which was of course the style at the time and largely due to the fact that the Kaiser had stolen 20 and Abe and the rest of the world were forced to say Dickety.
I resent that, I didn't take their word twenty. I was busy getting ready to take my walking bird for a stroll, so I was tying an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time.
Chris Kanowiitz Not sure how old you are...but this a freaking riot...They must of been smoking mad amounts of dope (weed ) ..they all coughing laughing their ass off...this is a hoot...
The Hellfish episode really messes with the established backstory. If Burns is over 100 years old in the 90s, he would have been in his 50s during World War 2.
@@kisbie Not counting partisans and the Volksturm, one of the oldest persons to serve in the second World War was Admiral Sir Walter Cowan, who was 72 at the Battle of Bir Hakeim, so Burns being in his 50s isn't that farfetched. Very uncommon for him to be selected for the Hellfish, but still.
0:56 I used to work as a cashier in a supermarket, so... I know exactly how it makes workers feel when they have to deal with slow motion old crinkle sacks going off the rails with their endless and pointless conversation and also when they are paying for the entire shopping bag full of products with small coins... xD Since then I am a convinced supporter of euthanasia... 😂
"You see in those days, I was one of the first people to get a VR headset. They were bulky and cumberson back then, but it was a completely new way to play games that people hadn't experienced before. All my first would come over and take turns playing, we would all laugh when people freaked and died in game, some even broke stuff" "Your friends died in VR grampa!??" "People couldn't die inside VR back then, we couldn't even feel sensations or move around too much. You kids are spoilt today more than you know"
The video right before this one was Grandpa's union busting ways, which was the video that started this video. Even in video suggestions, Grandpa Simpson is senile.
At 4:00, I thought Grandpa's gonna sound like Homer, saying, "Don't shush me, you rich ¡™£¢∞§•!", from "The Mansion Family" (season 11 episode 12) ruclips.net/video/BT32JpEN1rM/видео.html
To his credit, dickity six miles is an entire marathon of Kaiser pursuit, even a walking bird couldn’t pull that off.
“Anyway, long story short… is a phrase whose origins are complicated and rambling.”
I set the toaster to tHreEeEeeee...medium brown
0:56 I used to work as a cashier in a supermarket, so... I know exactly how it makes workers feel when they have to deal with slow motion old crinkle sacks going off the rails with their endless and pointless conversation and also when they are paying for the entire shopping bag full of products with small coins... xD
Since then I am a convinced supporter of euthanasia... 😂
As a former postal worker, I would have conversations like this nearly EVERY DAY. Funnily enough, Grampa's stories are actually more interesting, because the elderly generally just want to go into detailed length about their current ailments.
Yes sir, please, go on about the red splotch you discovered on your shoulder this morning.
HAHAHQHA. The thing is - I want to annoy young people like this when I'm older. Which makes me think they could be doing it on purpose just to waste your time 😂😂😂
Grandpa Simpson is that one guy you wanna go drinking with, his stories will always keep you amused with confusion 😂🤣
"C would usually follow" I really wanna know about the times that C did not follow
When programming was over
I love it how he counts 'five Bee's' he holds up four fingers of one hand and one finger from the other, as he only has four fingers on each hand.
I legit could listen to these for hours
I love how Abe is rambling about how things were in HIS days to Mr Burns.
When Burns is several decades older than him!
Burns be like, dude I know this, I'm older than you!🤣
Abe should be older than Burnsy though
@@Wolfencreek
Why?
@@PerfectAlibi1 Because Abe shared a bathroom with Frostillicus! Frostillicus was a viking - don't you know anything?!!
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I think he made that up? 😅
Lol and yet he is less wrinkled, probably cos Burns has the money to get botox,plastic surgery ect.
It's great how the first several stories sort of blend together
I laugh hysterically at 'ol grandpa Simpson's stories, they NEVER get old.
Actually, the whole point of Grandpa’s stories is that they get old real fast.
@@Glitcher2000 yep, I get the bit.....
What I was saying is that for ME they never get old.
@@Glitcher2000 lol who asked you
@@AdvanceAU No one. Who invited you to join in?
@@Glitcher2000 I invited myself. Always funny to watch pedantic weeb with the anime profile acting like they're so smart. There's always one of you in every comment section
Am I the only one who’s actually interested in Grandpa Simpson’s wacky tales and wants a fully story on them all?
They didn’t have white onions because of the WAR.
The best you could get were those big yellow ones.
I love how a story of how he went out to see J.D. Rockefeller riding a zeppelin just piovted to Thanksgiving. Best part is how it started at the house and continued in the mall.
Yams stuffed with gunpowder! XD
"To make a long story short, is a phrase whose origins are long and rambling."
There’re stories, then there’re still stories, they go absolutely nowhere, the precise same feeling when the air seems to stand still and everything stops at once, along with the subtle yet immense feeling of dread that pairs with it.
This old man is a nice little parody of the classic old man. Maybe people like him should write blogs or record videos of themselves and post them onto something like RUclips.
Not the same
Sideshow Bob EARNED those votes.
'Aaaa' he'd say, then 'B'. 'C' would uuuusually follow.
So I tied a yellow fatty bean to my belt, which was the style at the time.
You couldn't get the green ones
..because of the war
5 bees ( on 2 hands ) for a quarter youd say
Where were we ? Oh, yeah. The important thing to remeber was, I has a yellow fatty bean on my belt
Which was the style at the time. Anyway, 1936 it was. Which in those days was called 19-nickely-dicks. We had to say nickely, as there was CIVIL WAR IN SPAIN!
...... Questions?????
If Abe Simpson was on the Terlit for three years while he was inventing it;he probably had severe diarrhea all because he didn't have an onion on the his belt;which was of course the style at the time and largely due to the fact that the Kaiser had stolen 20 and Abe and the rest of the world were forced to say Dickety.
This was the exact response I got from my sister about the condition of our parents. Only Abe made more sense.
There's an interesting story to this nikel **goes dull**
Amazing video. Thanks for putting it together.
I resent that, I didn't take their word twenty. I was busy getting ready to take my walking bird for a stroll, so I was tying an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time.
Lol extended edition 😂 like the clips that combine mcbain for the whole movie within a show.
As a retired military member, I think in a couple of years, I'll be making stores just like Grandpa Abe Simpson.
the best way to do a good Grandpa story is to focus on the least important details.
I wish I could see footage of Dan Castellaneta filming these scenes hah
Chris Kanowiitz Not sure how old you are...but this a freaking riot...They must of been smoking mad amounts of dope (weed ) ..they all coughing laughing their ass off...this is a hoot...
ruclips.net/video/UfmphOjSO64/видео.html
"What are you cackling at Fatty?" 😂
I guess he won the argument, but i walked away with the turnips...
Lol. Abe reminds me of one of my grandfather's.
my father is literally just like this
What no comments in 7 years? C'mon it deserves at least one.
Oh, I’m on it :)
:)
What is the second walking-bird trimming? Injun eyes?!
Somebody redub this into Kup from Transformers
"'A', he'd say... then 'B'. 'C' would usually follow."
Shouldn't burns know those war stories since he served under abe?
The Hellfish episode really messes with the established backstory. If Burns is over 100 years old in the 90s, he would have been in his 50s during World War 2.
@@kisbie Not counting partisans and the Volksturm, one of the oldest persons to serve in the second World War was Admiral Sir Walter Cowan, who was 72 at the Battle of Bir Hakeim, so Burns being in his 50s isn't that farfetched. Very uncommon for him to be selected for the Hellfish, but still.
@@kisbieyou just gotta accept that the timeline and backstory is different every episode and be okay with that
Abraham Jebediah "Abe" Simpson II: "And that's why today bananas are called yellow fatty beans. Questions?"
Me: "Yeah, do you ever shut up?"
Who else is watching this in dickety dickety two?
I know this was only 4 minutes but it felt like 10
Dance for your bees dance dance for your bees
Oh Sideshow Bob, I feel your pain
0:56 I used to work as a cashier in a supermarket, so... I know exactly how it makes workers feel when they have to deal with slow motion old crinkle sacks going off the rails with their endless and pointless conversation and also when they are paying for the entire shopping bag full of products with small coins... xD
Since then I am a convinced supporter of euthanasia... 😂
“Crinkle sacks” 😂
"You see in those days, I was one of the first people to get a VR headset. They were bulky and cumberson back then, but it was a completely new way to play games that people hadn't experienced before. All my first would come over and take turns playing, we would all laugh when people freaked and died in game, some even broke stuff"
"Your friends died in VR grampa!??"
"People couldn't die inside VR back then, we couldn't even feel sensations or move around too much. You kids are spoilt today more than you know"
3:21 Gonna need an ice pack for that burn 🔥🔥🔥🔥
Yams stuffed with gunpowder
2:10 When grandpa met the Fonz.
The video right before this one was Grandpa's union busting ways, which was the video that started this video. Even in video suggestions, Grandpa Simpson is senile.
Does anyone else noticed that Jasper has teleported?
AAAAAAH SIDESHOW BOB!!!!
Anyway, "long story short" is a phrase whose origins are complicated and rambling...
What’s the music at the end? During the credits.
It's The Sound Of Silence by Simon & Garfunkel
I'm taking notes I need my ramblings when I'm in my 80s to sound at least this boring and insane.
😂😂😂❤❤😂🎉😢😢
At 4:00, I thought Grandpa's gonna sound like Homer, saying, "Don't shush me, you rich ¡™£¢∞§•!", from "The Mansion Family" (season 11 episode 12)
ruclips.net/video/BT32JpEN1rM/видео.html
Listening to Donald Trump go on and on about whatever fake bs he spews reminds me of Grandpa Simpsons stories lol
This is what I hear when I watch a Trump "press conference"
Herschel Walker rally
Just shut up
Actually it's not as funny as it is long