18 Brilliant Pieces of Life Advice From Homer Simpson
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- Опубликовано: 5 сен 2024
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Welcome to Next of Ken and in this episode, we're counting down 18 Brilliant Pieces of Life Advice From Homer Simpson. We mean that ironically, of course. Homer is usually filled with bad advice and ill-interpretations of those around him, but damn it, if he doesn't at least try. As ridiculous as he is, he always goes out of his way to correct his mistakes and they are numerous. He's cartoon's most beloved father and he would like to honor him with this tribute video with a hardy sampling of some of his "best" life advice.
Did your favorite piece of advice make the list? If not, let us know in the comments.
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Musical Credit: "Sneaky Snitch" - Kevin McLoad
"Why you could wake up dead tomorrow. Well, good night!"
Quite possibly Homer's best line of all time
This is me comforting myself.
BART YOU WANNA SEE MY NEW CHAINSAW AND HOCKEYMASK?!
is actually homers best line haha
Then his face after😂
AMW1able I just imagine the scary movie debate then
“He woke up dead”
“How the hell do you wake up dead?”
“He was alive when he was asleep!”
“Then how’d he wake up?”
I don’t know, that snickers pie line always cracks me up
"If you don't like your job you don't strike,you just go in everyday and do it really half assed that's the American way" 👍👍👍😊😊😊
Ty Nickerson I said that line at my union meeting. Everybody laughed!
Brynell Sidney I like the one where Homer teaches Bart how to shave lol
Thats my motto from now on.
Just look at our President
@@MasterOfViewership I don't even want to talk about Trump 🤬🤬
"Someone loved you and that means someone will love you again."
That's why I never smile.
LucIsz Moore hey just cause your life is pointless doenst mean you cant enjoy it
LucIsz Moore I try to with various results sometimes more than others but overall is not so bad
AnimatedDizastR the thing is that makes you responsible for your own happiness and fulfillment and that burden can be overwhelming sometimes
Damn you guys are negative
You forgot “if a girl says nothings wrong that means everything’s wrong and if a girl says everything’s wrong that means EVERYTHINGS wrong” 😂😂
Andy Butch And if a girl says something’s not funny, you better not be laughing
They're not usually forced to work in parlors nor working as escorts nevertheless, they're still people with real thoughts and real feelings just like you or me plus no one forces the blokes to go see them either
And if she says something's not funny, you'd better not laugh your ass off!
I'm about to comment that but thanks. Best of his advices.
He who is tired of Weird Al is tired of life. No truer words...
Weird Al is an idiot.
Butt hurt much?
Butt hurt much?
@ Todd van troll Lame troll.
Nope I'm serious..
forgot "To alcohol the cause of and solution to all of life's problems"
I was thinking the same thing. In my opinion it might be the singles smartest thing homer has ever said.
Cause, maybe. Solution? ....I guess it depends on what problems you have in life. Not even Fire and Violence solves all your problems.
I'll drink to that!
thats the one I was looking for too
Michal Ryczek that's actually terrible life advice
"Sometimes when you least expected you realize someone loved you and that means someone can love you again, and that will make you smile".
Tbh, that line helped me quite a lot, one of the few scenes i like about the new seasons
"You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is....never try." Homer Simpson is a messiah.
A hilarious one at that - back in the ealier episodes of the classic television cartoon show anyway
Homer should say that to Iris after she lost against Cynthia in the Pokemon Black and White anime lol
Homer: "Son. A woman is a lot like um a refrigerator. They're about 6 foot tall. 300 pounds. They make ice."
I don't know about making ice, but they can be really cold sometimes.
Same can go with men.
These moments are why i still prefer Simpsons over Family Guy.
Yeah, I always prefer The Simpsons over Family Guy too.
#1 still bring tears to my eyes.
"so far, the worst day of your life so far"
"Son when a woman says nothing's wrong, it means everything's wrong. And if she says something's not funny, you'd better not laugh your ass off!" I'm upset this wasn't on here because it is the greatest piece of advice any human being, fictional or otherwise, has ever spoken.
"Someone fell in love with you which means someone can fall in love with you again" that helped through some rough times man
grandpa simpson life advice: if you ever travel back in time dont step on anything because even the tiniest change can alter the future in ways you can't imagine
Stupid Bug you go squish now!!!!
Best advice ever
It's cool how number 1 is actually from a very recent episode (a few years I think?), showing that the show still gets it right every now and then.
rattis Totally agree. I feel like Homer was the better dad in the earlier seasons but there are still a few really heart-warming moments with him in the new seasons.
Very recent episode that was aired 10 years ago >_
Eeny Teeny Maya Moe. The 16th episode of the 20th Season.
@@ThisUserIsDumb considering the show's been around for 3 decades, something from within the last 10 years is "recent"
@@candykanefpv THAT'S RIGHT....That's right...that's right...
Lol, just a joke on your username.
Bart: Why does beer taste so good?
Homer: because you just had 7.
😂🤣
How could you forget his advice on how to breakup with someone?
"Six simple words: I'm not gay, but I'll learn."
“Dumpsville! Population: YOU!” 🤣🤣
2:19 - Homer is Thanos confirmed
Yeah, that one aged well
"People die, just like that. Why you could wake up dead tomorrow"
*intense stare*
I also love when homer tells lisa to always take risks, and when he says "best day of your life so far"
- Homer gives the best advice, I love the Simpsons
He said WORST day of your life so ar not best
I don't remember it very well, but there was one episode where Lisa(!) messed up and she and Homer were in the car going to fix it, and Lisa said something like 'I guess I should just play it safe always", and Homer slams on the brakes and says "Never say that again!" and more and I thought at the time whatever it was was a shining moment for him.
She took the bus and got lost. Homer found her and convinced her to be willing to take risks.
Thanks.
Lost our Lisa is the episode.
the episode where the Museum has the Isis exhibit. lol Crackton...
Alvin Belt and he'd just had his head crushed by a bridge too.
Wow... Especially #1.
You left out the absolute best piece of life advice:
"To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to all of life's problems."
I say this out loud every week and o don’t even drink
“Kids you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.”
These are words to live by
Between #2, #1, and the moment in the series when he went back to work at the nuclear plant when his 2nd daughter was born;
This reminds you that even people with flaws like Homer Simpson can legitimately care and do the right thing.
The Green Dragon 53 exactly, that's my favorite Homer moment
They forgot one of Homer's most true quotes: "lemme tell you something about women. When they say 'nothing's wrong', that means something is wrong. When they 'something is wrong', that means EVERTHING is wrong. And when they say 'that's not funny', you better not laugh your ass off"
'Why u could wake up dead tommorow!'
creations of my own bored mind 121
"Well...goodnight!"
Bart: 😓
Ok. The last really actually helped me a lot
Catherine George Yeah that one just struck me as well. It's absolutely true but something that's very hard for us to believe when we're in a dark place..
What about.... "Trying is the first step toward failure."
THANK YOU!
The thumbnail is probably my favorite piece of advice from the Simpsons Movie: "Best day of your life, so far!"
Forgot "Weaseling out of things is an important lesson to learn, it's what separates us from the animals... except for the weasels."
truly a philosopher of our times!
"Marge, it takes two to lie..one to lie and one to listen!"
Even though homer was dumb you gotta admit he’s still a great father and if u disagree then well he’s still a better dad than peter griffin
Two Headedeagle agreed, Homer at least has some life lessons to learn
@@blissfulsoul5056 Yeah he actually gives a shit
Chibi Prussia exactly, he's not perfect at all but he definitely tries
I think he goes through a significant devolution throughout the series though.
The greatest advice Homer has ever given is
"No matter how good you are at something, there's always a million people better than you"
So Stupid and yet So Profound
well, a crayon stuffed up his nose makes him stupid, otherwise homer is a bona fide genius.
He did accidentally prove there is no god when they removed the Crayola from his oblongata
@@FleshCavern cartoon or not god is real.
Don't chase me I'm full of chocolate
Come here you butterball
"Never help anyone."
"Trying is the first step toward failure. "
"When a woman says nothing's wrong, something's wrong. When a woman says something's wrong, everything's wrong. And when a woman says something's not funny, you better not laugh your ass off."
“If you don’t like your job you don’t strike. You just go in everyday and do your job really half-assed. That’s the AMERICAN way.” 🤣🤣🤣 Homer woke af lmao
You forgot one. Real important in today’s world”
“Celebrate your commonality. Some of us don’t eat pork. Some of us don’t eat shellfish. But all of us love chicken.”
The first one will always be the best advice from anything ever in life, and the second one is also great. But so far nothing will ever top the first one.
*Gives cake with a caption "To A Whale Of A Wife" to his pregnant wife 😂😂😂😂😂"
When he puts his mind to it and his family before anything else, Homer is the best interpretation of a husband and father you can find.
Cried at 4:50
Really you wuss.
When does Homer not give life advice? The man is more intelligent than Stephen Hawking!
Don't u dare u say that 😡
problematic princess what’s wrong butthurt
problematic princess take that 10ft pole outta your ass
No, he is wiser than Hawkings. But not smarter
@@lordroy88 at least hawkins was real! Homer is an animated character.
the last advice(someone loved ya, and that means someone will love you again) got me, and gave me a smile... way to go homer..
The thing about women and compliments is so true.
I like #1 the best.
Mark Harrington cause it’s actually advice. Not only that it’s great
proving once again that intelligence and wisdom are two separate things
I love how Homer tried to fight the pain from the after shave. XD
blazingsonic That's actually how my dad taught me how to shave
I've been quoting Homer's pearls of wisdom since his Tracy Ullman days. And i'll most likely still quote him when the Simpson's are on their 111th season and the entire cast are replaced by top of the line A.I. and I'm a brain in a jar.
You mean, when life has become Futurama?
The last two are the only ones that aren't horrible. The others are funny though.
3:32 literally what I do and tell people to do
2:18 so we just gonna ignore this
Remelle Aro-Dionisio uh huh
They are our nephews lmao :D
Its actually:
"Sometimes when you least expect it, you realised that someone loved you and that means someone can love you again and that'll make you smile"
"Kids, you tried your best and failed miserably. The lesson is never try."
2:53 *"How many years of hair do I have left?"* 😄 *Hahaha*
We should get the best quotes by Montgomery Burns. "Family. Religion. Friendship. These are the three demons you must slay, if you wish to succeed in business."
That last line was quite true. My first longterm relationship ended badly, but I'm more confident than I ever was as a result.
To alcohol. The cause of and solution to all of life's problems
Bart: I am through with working. Working is for chumps.
Homer: Son, I am proud of you. I was twice your age when I figured that out.
"Three Men and a Comic Book" (S2E21)
NJGuy1973 thanks!
#11 is sooo tru 😂 . Can't win don't try
#2 is soooo heart touching 😢
#1 & 2 were actually super sweet
Number two was really really sweet, one I'd honestly forgot about over the show's long life. Thank you for am extra special reason to share this with my wife.
Am is supposed to be an. D'oh
4:41 Simpson's predicted family guy
I was expecting his advice to Lisa about stupid risks. I've actually taken that advice once or twice in my life
The last one made me cry
Logitah some times modern Simpsons does that
These videos are addictive as hell!! I can never watch just one
I guess it only makes sense that they include the "worst [insert event] of your life so far " line
In regards to number 1.
I came here to laugh not to happy cry.
2:16 "People die all the time, just like that" *Snap*
And then half the universe died.
Damn it Thanos I told you not to leave that gauntlet at Moe's
I'm so so glad #10 was on this list.
Before I even clicked on it, I was hoping it would be. But I didn't get my hopes up.
But yes, it is true. My hair started receding the day I got my first girlfriend.
"What is mind? No matter. What is matter? Never mind."
Can’t remember what his advice was now, but he was talking about something then completely randomly said “till you just wish Flanders was dead.”
(0:55) as a woman, I can confirm this. However I’ve also learned it just works for humans in general lol, compliments can be used to buy off almost anyone.
BEST advice ever
I love your channel
It's time like these where I'm always reminded that Homer Simpson is the greatest character in fiction ever
He who is tired of "Weird Al" is tired of life. I have to get this printed on a t-shirt.
You could wake up dead tomorrow. Lol.
I hope I do
I’m not suicidal I just hate being alive
As ridiculous as it sounds I thought the second hit me just as much as the first.
A woman you've married cutting the grass after receiving ONLY compliments? Right. That's about as likely as me sprouting gills and moving to Atlantis.
Possible, but unlikely in the extreme.
The shaving bit kills me!
#2 is the most beautiful hands down
#1 gave me all the feels!!! 😭😭😭
2:18
Thank god he didnt have the guantlet and all the stones
My personal favorite: "anything looks bad if you remember it."
3:32
So Homer predicted quiet quitting. What a genius.
Well, you got to admire Homer's honesty.
#6 is so true
Would you consider doing a Mission Hill list of some kind?
"Inside every man is a struggle between good and evil that cannot be resolved."
- Homer J Simpson
Daaaaamn. Fucking facts!
🎶I am Evil Homer! I am Evil Homer!🎶
#15 & #13 are so true lol
Homer is awesome!
...Go to the store and get a new jazz man
NO.2 is the best
Awesome!
4:08 #3 should actually be #1