I've gotta say, depression has hit me like a tonne of bricks recently, to the point where I've struggled to laugh at stuff that usually does, but something about that last comment that Toni said tickled my funny bone and made me laugh for the first time in days! Thank you!
Unfortunately I understand. I come here often now. I have struggled with massive depressive disorder since 11 years old. It comes with suicidal thoughts. But for a little while they elevate my mood. All the best! Also, my psychologist has recommended a light box to me during daylight savings time and stormy days. You never know it may help your mood too. She said it has to be about 7-10,000 lux I believe it's called. Do some research. I found one with 3 settings on Amazon I'm going to try.
The first weekend that me and my boyfriend moved in together, I clogged the toilet. We spent that entire wkend scooping poo out of the bathroom floor and cleaning up the mess. It was an entire sh*t show... and by sunday morning, as folks were heading to church, we had our toilet in the back yard/garden! Turns outs, there were 30 years of limestone built up in the toilet. It was bound to happen....it just happened to be me! What a test of love! We've been married 24yrs, next week! Much love to ya both~from southern Indiana usa ❤
I has surgery on my left wrist and my doctor put huge arrows all over one arm and to kill time while we waited for the OR to be ready he drew a very extensive stick figure impression of 'The Last Supper' on my right arm. His reasoning? 'I'd never destroy art'.
My so went crazy with the marker. Here. Lots of arrows. Other side- not here. Different body part; definitely not here why are you even looking here type things😂
@@Phoenixx713 just trying to help you … it’s a wound.. it’s not self cleaning.. you will have to clean it daily, and it will still have an unpleasant odor. You will be in a lot of pain for the rest of your life. Do not believe the people who lie to you.. they want you to feel midserable like them.
Omg, my local hospital had a case of amputation of the wrong leg! I had knee surgery there shortly after. The staff asked me to mark the correct knee by making a dot on that leg. Hell, I wrote this one above my knee with an arrow pointed towards my knee! Apparently the surgeon laughed at it, he told me in recovery, lol. My surgeon was not the one that made a mistake!
The worse part is that after they amputed the bad leg they still had to amputate the other leg and the guy couldn’t sue the doctor because he didn’t have a leg to stand on. 😅
For my knee surgery they did the big black arrows on my leg. For my wisdom tooth surgery they actually removed the wrong tooth. I got all of them out for free after that :)
When I had my knees replaced--5 months apart--the doctor wrote his name on the correct knee--even the second time. I asked if the huge 10" scar wasn't enough to let him know "not that one", but he was still required to put his name on the one he was going to fix. Thankfully, he got them both right.
so...I just nearly cried watching by the power of technical wizardry....Pink sing "hopelessly devoted to you" along with the legendary Olivia Newton John..... feeling all sad I thought right time for something to snap me out of this melancholy...and fumbled my way to this little gem......thanks you two....not a tear or sad thought in side of me.....just 14 farts!!! ;)
Oh boy do i have news for us all: apparently lots of folks in comas are actually aware and feeling/hearing/etc (for years!), even when the docs think they are not. Neuroscientists are just finding out by using fMRIs- watching brain activity and asking yes/no type questions. Horrifying! I don't think i can post links in comments, but there have been a couple of recent articles.
I fell over when I was younger and had a massive whole in my knee, I could see my own knee cap. They still drew an arrow to point out which one was the knee that needed stitches 😂
My mom had five partial and total knee replacements. She was also a nurse. Absolutely she wrote all over her knees, right one wrong one, etc. I was freaking out when I first saw her pull out the sharpie but I totally got it.
Oh god the ”single mom that don’t like the spice”-one made me feel so bad and anxious for her! But also want her to open that Tinder-message so so bad. Maybe he said it was all fine, that he were sorry for not stopping her from leaving and saying that or even maybe already joked about it and that message is the start of their love story. And by not opening it faith/amor said ”oh well guess we will have to make their ways cross again” and made him her daughters teacher! 😅 Also, the one after: Ellis?!?? Is that what you are saying?! Why TF do you guys say it like ”Alice”?! That’s insane!
my dad was an orthopedic surgeon and knew people who were sued for operating on the wrong limb. My dad put all of his assets in my mom's name in case he got sued for all he was worth. Was never sued. And never divorced so I guess it worked out
I just got carpal tunnel surgery, and approximately 4 different doctors/nurses asked me which hand I was getting operated on. Then, the surgeon drew on the arm. THEN, they made me write the word YES in sharpie on my arm!
As I was getting an epidural from an anesthesiologist in training, I started to experience side effects- it felt like electric shocks running down one leg and causing muscle spasms. I told the anesthesiologist, including which leg it was affecting (left) while gesturing to the leg. They literally argued with me about which leg it was! They ended up having to pull the catheter and just leave it as a spinal trap for my abdominal surgery.
When I busted up my left knee I was sent for an MRI, when they were lining me up to slide into the machine the assistant is busy clamping my other knee into the device, and I asked why she was strapping up my good knee. She looked at me and said "what?", so I said "it's the other knee that's busted up". and she asked "Are you sure? Because the paperwork says RIGHT knee". "Yes, I am definitely sure it's the LEFT knee that needs the scan." So yeah, it absolutely happens. And yes, when I was being prepped for surgery they drew on the LEFT knee with a big marker.
I went in for the results of finding a mass in my leg and the doctor starts talking about my right leg…when the scan was on my LEFT. Took me 10 minutes of a supposed to be 15min appointment to finally convince her that I was correct and that everything was related to my left leg as she went back and checked to see her colleague had sent me to Urgent Care for a suspected DVT in my LEFT LEG. Still waiting on the results as all she had were my discharge notes from Urgent Care stating that it had been found and that the scan was being passed up the Radiologist chain to be checked…
It's gross to fart in someone's mouth but having your tongue literally inside where the fart comes from is fine. Humans are baffling, sometimes in the most amusing way 😂
My sister went in for a left ingrown toe nail. The doctor possibly saw the massively swollen, red toe and thought, not today, satan. He did the wrong one, and then did the real one the next day. She was livid.
@@bobeighteen she was a scared 16-year-old at the time. She had full anaesthetic because she was scared of kicking the guy. But after the second one the doctor did send her some flowers and gave my parents 50% off the bill.
I’ve just started listening to Toni and Ryan, who is in the background laughing? Lmao I love this podcast, can always get a good laugh with every episode. I was just curious with the mystery laugh that chimes in every once and awhile.
The second time I hung out with my future husband, he and some friends convinced me to take tequila shots (not something I typically do). We were at a mutual friend’s house and I slept on their couch, and he fell asleep on the floor next to me. In the middle of the night I woke up, leaned over the side of the couch, and got sick all over his chest. I didn’t even know he was sleeping there. He cleaned himself up, cleaned me up, and the rest is history. Ha. That was 21 years ago.
I saw a news article today of a woman in Prague who had the wrong surgery performed on her. The hospital mistook her for another patient and ended her 4 month pregnancy.
I had a hysterectomy and then had to attend the same hospital after 2 weeks with pneumonia. They wouldn’t release me as when they did the X-ray for my chest they could see my ovaries. I just looked at them dumbfounded and say to them if you looked at my file I had it all removed 2 weeks earlier.
Don't worry about it, the gas isn't the smelly bit it's the poo particles (definitely should be pooticles), which I'm pretty sure are to big to get absorbed into the blood. They'd stay in the arse and get stuck to the next poo leaving.
now all I can imagine are little poo passengers waiting in the departure or should I say defarture lounge waiting to hitch a ride on the poolar express out of there lolol
I had a shoulder operation years ago. The surgeon came in the night before and drew an X on my left arm. I thought he was joking, to ease my concern. He said it was to ensure the correct side was opened up.
...honestly..it makes sense that they do this. Plus with me for a different surgery they checked what I was there for..with each new staff.. lol. They needed to verify. I don't think it's a bad thing at all because of mistakes
I was attempting to make some new friends so I struck up a conversation on Facebook with a dude from school. Seemed nice enough so we went to the cinema. Got along really well and could see this guy as a good friend. Saw a horror film and I got so scared I peed myself when I jumped, I excused myself to the bathroom and went home. Proceeded to block him on everything and never spoke to him again. 2 years later I saw him at a school reunion and I made absolutely no eye contact whatsoever.
Oh my God, that sounds absolutely mortifying but you also made my evening 😂 Thank you for sharing and kudos to you for going into the horror movie in the first place 🙈
A mate who was trying to get with me years ago once went outside on the pretext of grabbing something from the car. There was a huge fart from outside the window and I'd managed to stifle my laughter... Until I looked at my cat Matilda who'd turned her head in astonishment as she clocked the sound 😂😂😂
lol! When I was younger.. my sister would say “ ewe did you just fart”? I would say NO, that’s your own breath blowing back in your face! We are in our 50’s and we still laugh about it now.
I love the first bit about getting only 2 out of ten hip surgeries wrong! The technical college I went to failed you on any test score under 70%. It didn't matter what course it was. From secretarial to dental hygiene, auto mechanics, diplomas or degrees, 70% was a fail. The school reasoned that, for example, "Would it be acceptable if maternity ward nurses dropped only 30% of the babies?"
OR nurse here. I’ve seen a wrong site surgery a time or two. Gave lunch to a nurse where the procedure was removing a kidney due to cancer. They’d take out the wrong one. Everyone had done all the marking, the time out, agreed on which kidney. When the nurse went to package up the kidney to send off to pathology, they called off which side to came from and it was the wrong one. Huge holy crap moment with clarification are you sure? What? Where? Sure enough, they’d removed the wrong one! Went back in and took the actual correct one out. Installed access for dialysis to begin immediately. Then had to tell the family and patient (later) what had been done. I assume that resulted in a monumental settlement. The other was a joint procedure where the anesthesia team performed the nerve block on the wrong side. That’s less catastrophic, woke up with no planned pain relief on the operative side and the good side was useless and numb. Unfortunate but not life altering, TG! They did try to blame me for it…I’d walked by as they were doing the block and somehow because I didn’t tell them they were doing it on the wrong side it made it my fault rofl I didn’t even pay attention to what they were doing, just passing through and said hey as I passed. Every surgeon gives us shit for having to mark laterality and to do the time out procedures. They would never…but clearly, humans make mistakes sooo…
Had my acl, lcl and miniscus (sp?) repaired in my right knee...when I went in for surgery they had my paperwork saying it was my right SHOULDER so they made a big x with the sharpie on the correct f ed up part lol
I was sent to A&E with stomach pain. The next day they prepped me for surgery to have gall bladder out. I hadnt eaten, had the gown on, the full works. Only to find out thankfully at the last minute, they had the wrong files. It wasnt ME that needed surgery!!! Kinda wish they did it anyway, id have been minted 😂😂❤❤
2:20 I need to know the entire reaction from the male and how this played out after 😂😂😂😂 in all honesty going to eat then the bedroom is the worst order of events 😂
I really don’t want to spook anyone, but at our local-ish hospital they once took out the wrong lung on a cancer patient. It was a huge scandal, for obvious reasons, and doesn’t tend to happen, also for obvious reasons. But that’s about the worst case that could possibly come to mind Edit: In conclusion, yes, arrows, please. Arrows are good, actually. Don’t mind the arrows, it’s like plane engineering, sometimes real dumb sh*t happens and thankfully people learn
I had a terrible compound ankle fracture- bones were sticking out- and on the way into surgery they asked me, which ankle? I told them the right one, and they drew a big X on my leg. How could they not see the bones exploding out?
When I had my first of five eye surgeries (this for detached retina) the first nurse to see me put a dot above the eye I was to have surgery on. Probably at least 6 times nurses would come and ask my name, date of birth, which eye and what type of surgery I was there for. My Brother does an excellent Indian accent but hesitated to do it as he was scared one of the staff (non of whom were Indian) might be offended. While I was in surgery my Brother overheard a couple in a waiting room talking. Turns out the person they were waiting for was having a sex conversion operation. Not the type of thing you want to do on the wrong person.
I've had friends who didn't fart in front of the guys they were dating for months, and they wouldn't go number two at the guy's house either! Like they slept over at the guy's house all the time and never farted or pooped while there. One time a friend called me to tell me that she ran down to a coffee shop just so she could use their bathroom without her boyfriend knowing because she'd been staying at his house for days! I could never.
I’m sorry but I’d be so busy laughing that I wouldn’t be able to speak or breathe . In fact I’d have probably followed up that fart with peeing from laughing too hard. Win win right ?😂😂😂😂
Yeah this is true. I recently had a surgery to remove half my Thyroid. In the pre surgery chat the nurse was about to draw on my right side with the marker, and I was like Uhhh I’m pretty sure you’re meant to take out my left. She double checked the notes and was like this is why we draw on you before you go in haha
Here in Worcester Massachusetts one of the hospitals in our city, they took out the kidney of the WRONG patient! If you have surgery there now- everyone asks you your name and DOB - even the housekeepers 😂
When I was first with my husband, nearly 15 years ago, I tooted accidentally and said, "There's nothing I can do about it now." He laughed and well, I still say it. ...even if it wasn't an accident.
When I had elbow surgery, the surgical staff that came with the sharpie asked ME, What elbow is it? And had me do an X on it before they did some. I was laughing at the time but in hindsight there was definitely a reason they left it in my hands to confirm 😅
There was a news story in my city a few years ago - a man was suing the hospital for mistakenly giving him a vasectomy. He went in for a urological procedure and they wrongly gave him a vasectomy instead.
"Tongue punching her fart box" will forever be one of my favourite phrases on the Internet.
That sounds like a good band name.
I've gotta say, depression has hit me like a tonne of bricks recently, to the point where I've struggled to laugh at stuff that usually does, but something about that last comment that Toni said tickled my funny bone and made me laugh for the first time in days! Thank you!
Unfortunately I understand. I come here often now. I have struggled with massive depressive disorder since 11 years old. It comes with suicidal thoughts. But for a little while they elevate my mood. All the best! Also, my psychologist has recommended a light box to me during daylight savings time and stormy days. You never know it may help your mood too. She said it has to be about 7-10,000 lux I believe it's called. Do some research. I found one with 3 settings on Amazon I'm going to try.
The first weekend that me and my boyfriend moved in together, I clogged the toilet.
We spent that entire wkend scooping poo out of the bathroom floor and cleaning up the mess.
It was an entire sh*t show... and by sunday morning, as folks were heading to church, we had our toilet in the back yard/garden! Turns outs, there were 30 years of limestone built up in the toilet. It was bound to happen....it just happened to be me! What a test of love!
We've been married 24yrs, next week!
Much love to ya both~from southern Indiana usa ❤
Never hold in your farts, they travel up your spine and into your brain...That's where sh*tty ideas come from.
The fact that your nickname is Annoyed Trucker makes it ten times better
They actually are absorbed into your lungs and make your breath disgusting
Classically fantastic comment
I'm stealing it 😏
I has surgery on my left wrist and my doctor put huge arrows all over one arm and to kill time while we waited for the OR to be ready he drew a very extensive stick figure impression of 'The Last Supper' on my right arm. His reasoning? 'I'd never destroy art'.
Wow 😂 That’s reassuring lol
My so went crazy with the marker. Here. Lots of arrows.
Other side- not here.
Different body part; definitely not here why are you even looking here type things😂
That’s _hilarious_
Love it
First date with my misses, watching the sun set by a big lake, I let rip. We both fell about laughing. I knew in that moment that she was the one 👌
Question though, what if it was her that had done it on the first date?
@@vg7735 same response. My misses can rip ass with the best 🤣👌
@@whos-your-matemy man
When I get bottom surgery I'm writing "NOT THIS LEG" on both my right and left legs. Thanks for the idea. XD
Don’t get that surgery… your going to regret it the rest of your life.
@@WiltedKuwaitSalad literally no lmfao
Smh
@@Phoenixx713 just trying to help you … it’s a wound.. it’s not self cleaning.. you will have to clean it daily, and it will still have an unpleasant odor. You will be in a lot of pain for the rest of your life. Do not believe the people who lie to you.. they want you to feel midserable like them.
@WiltedKuwaitSalad literally worth it for the joke I came up with alone. Git fuckin rekt, bud.
Omg, my local hospital had a case of amputation of the wrong leg! I had knee surgery there shortly after. The staff asked me to mark the correct knee by making a dot on that leg. Hell, I wrote this one above my knee with an arrow pointed towards my knee! Apparently the surgeon laughed at it, he told me in recovery, lol. My surgeon was not the one that made a mistake!
The worse part is that after they amputed the bad leg they still had to amputate the other leg and the guy couldn’t sue the doctor because he didn’t have a leg to stand on. 😅
For my knee surgery they did the big black arrows on my leg. For my wisdom tooth surgery they actually removed the wrong tooth. I got all of them out for free after that :)
They WHAUUT?! took....the wrong....tooth 🥴😭😭. What the fork happened 😂
When I had my knees replaced--5 months apart--the doctor wrote his name on the correct knee--even the second time. I asked if the huge 10" scar wasn't enough to let him know "not that one", but he was still required to put his name on the one he was going to fix. Thankfully, he got them both right.
so...I just nearly cried watching by the power of technical wizardry....Pink sing "hopelessly devoted to you" along with the legendary Olivia Newton John..... feeling all sad I thought right time for something to snap me out of this melancholy...and fumbled my way to this little gem......thanks you two....not a tear or sad thought in side of me.....just 14 farts!!! ;)
Only in Australia can we say the C word with such freedom...you both crack me up.🤣🤣
Not just Australia but 😂
Your mind will explode when you visit Britain! Some use that word as punctuation! 😂
@@mral8145 🤣🤣🤣🤣
My worst nightmare is having a medical mistake.
I am a medical mistake..
My worst nightmare is waking up in Nashville because I can't stand country music.
I think a fart in the mouth is worse.
Mine is getting locked in syndrome.
Oh boy do i have news for us all: apparently lots of folks in comas are actually aware and feeling/hearing/etc (for years!), even when the docs think they are not.
Neuroscientists are just finding out by using fMRIs- watching brain activity and asking yes/no type questions. Horrifying!
I don't think i can post links in comments, but there have been a couple of recent articles.
I fell over when I was younger and had a massive whole in my knee, I could see my own knee cap. They still drew an arrow to point out which one was the knee that needed stitches 😂
Awww thanks Toni for the little slice of home, I grew up near Kelmscott then moved the other side of the world.
Love you guys! Your funny stories make our day🥰
My mom had five partial and total knee replacements. She was also a nurse. Absolutely she wrote all over her knees, right one wrong one, etc. I was freaking out when I first saw her pull out the sharpie but I totally got it.
Oh god the ”single mom that don’t like the spice”-one made me feel so bad and anxious for her! But also want her to open that Tinder-message so so bad. Maybe he said it was all fine, that he were sorry for not stopping her from leaving and saying that or even maybe already joked about it and that message is the start of their love story. And by not opening it faith/amor said ”oh well guess we will have to make their ways cross again” and made him her daughters teacher! 😅
Also, the one after: Ellis?!?? Is that what you are saying?! Why TF do you guys say it like ”Alice”?! That’s insane!
my dad was an orthopedic surgeon and knew people who were sued for operating on the wrong limb. My dad put all of his assets in my mom's name in case he got sued for all he was worth. Was never sued. And never divorced so I guess it worked out
Aussie using the c word isnt to be censored. Its natural
Censoring it feels like a crime 😂😂😂
I just got carpal tunnel surgery, and approximately 4 different doctors/nurses asked me which hand I was getting operated on. Then, the surgeon drew on the arm. THEN, they made me write the word YES in sharpie on my arm!
You people have the most infectious laughs I love it.
As I was getting an epidural from an anesthesiologist in training, I started to experience side effects- it felt like electric shocks running down one leg and causing muscle spasms. I told the anesthesiologist, including which leg it was affecting (left) while gesturing to the leg. They literally argued with me about which leg it was! They ended up having to pull the catheter and just leave it as a spinal trap for my abdominal surgery.
I jad a recent surgery and they ask your nane and what you are having done right before going in to the surgery. It is good they are cautious.
No one makes me laugh harder than Ryan and Toni😂😂😂
You 2 are a great start to the day 😂😂😂
When I busted up my left knee I was sent for an MRI, when they were lining me up to slide into the machine the assistant is busy clamping my other knee into the device, and I asked why she was strapping up my good knee. She looked at me and said "what?", so I said "it's the other knee that's busted up". and she asked "Are you sure? Because the paperwork says RIGHT knee". "Yes, I am definitely sure it's the LEFT knee that needs the scan." So yeah, it absolutely happens. And yes, when I was being prepped for surgery they drew on the LEFT knee with a big marker.
I went in for the results of finding a mass in my leg and the doctor starts talking about my right leg…when the scan was on my LEFT. Took me 10 minutes of a supposed to be 15min appointment to finally convince her that I was correct and that everything was related to my left leg as she went back and checked to see her colleague had sent me to Urgent Care for a suspected DVT in my LEFT LEG.
Still waiting on the results as all she had were my discharge notes from Urgent Care stating that it had been found and that the scan was being passed up the Radiologist chain to be checked…
It's gross to fart in someone's mouth but having your tongue literally inside where the fart comes from is fine. Humans are baffling, sometimes in the most amusing way 😂
when you think about it...sex its really gross...what tastes bad makes you better.....rank lol
@tashalennox4398 seriously, the older I get the more grossed out I get 🤣🤣
I agree. I don't see why she was so embarrassed. He's the one who put his tongue there.
I read “father”.
@@SteelBuckeye I didn't even realize it changed fart to farther 🤦♀️😅
As a surgical nurse, doing the wrong procedure is my worst nightmare.
Omg your both brilliant, I have just spit my coffee everywhere laughing lol 😅
🤣🤣🤣🤣tears are streaming down my face,, Australia seems to have the same sense of humour as Glasgow 🤣🤣🤣❤️🏴❤️
As the whole of the UK I think 😂 Similar sarcastic, kind of rude humour
XD I literally just had surgery on my hip the day you released this! That's so funny!
My sister went in for a left ingrown toe nail. The doctor possibly saw the massively swollen, red toe and thought, not today, satan. He did the wrong one, and then did the real one the next day. She was livid.
Ingrown nails are done when the person is completely awake… didn’t your sister notice? 😂
@@bobeighteen she was a scared 16-year-old at the time. She had full anaesthetic because she was scared of kicking the guy. But after the second one the doctor did send her some flowers and gave my parents 50% off the bill.
@@Hippietreehuggerchic Even worse that they had to put her under twice! Poor girl
I’ve just started listening to Toni and Ryan, who is in the background laughing? Lmao I love this podcast, can always get a good laugh with every episode. I was just curious with the mystery laugh that chimes in every once and awhile.
The second time I hung out with my future husband, he and some friends convinced me to take tequila shots (not something I typically do). We were at a mutual friend’s house and I slept on their couch, and he fell asleep on the floor next to me. In the middle of the night I woke up, leaned over the side of the couch, and got sick all over his chest. I didn’t even know he was sleeping there. He cleaned himself up, cleaned me up, and the rest is history. Ha. That was 21 years ago.
Hey Toni & Ryan 🌹🌻🍃🤣Cracked up whole way Poor single Mum😳🫣🌈🌴🌺🌊☀️✌️💚😎
LOVE THIS EDITS!! 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽
I need the perspective of the dude who took the fart to the face 😅
Now his name forever is FajitaFace.
I'd actually fucking vomit. But I also would not be putting my tongue in an asshole.
I saw a news article today of a woman in Prague who had the wrong surgery performed on her. The hospital mistook her for another patient and ended her 4 month pregnancy.
6:21 I was unfortunately forced into being comfortable with pooing I ended up in hospital for three months for diarrhea and gut problems so yeah
I had a hysterectomy and then had to attend the same hospital after 2 weeks with pneumonia. They wouldn’t release me as when they did the X-ray for my chest they could see my ovaries. I just looked at them dumbfounded and say to them if you looked at my file I had it all removed 2 weeks earlier.
Wait, so they didn't remove them?!
@@CalamityCJ nope they didnt
they must have done the wrong type of hysterectomy, you can have your uterus removed but your ovaries remain, this helps to not get menopause earlier.
@@irdairda514 no the took the lot the doctor said one had exploded on being tremoved
Don't worry about it, the gas isn't the smelly bit it's the poo particles (definitely should be pooticles), which I'm pretty sure are to big to get absorbed into the blood. They'd stay in the arse and get stuck to the next poo leaving.
That’s… not how that works…
now all I can imagine are little poo passengers waiting in the departure or should I say defarture lounge waiting to hitch a ride on the poolar express out of there lolol
I've always preferred sharticles.
2:20 just like the guy at the doctor's office from a past episode lol
I had a shoulder operation years ago. The surgeon came in the night before and drew an X on my left arm. I thought he was joking, to ease my concern. He said it was to ensure the correct side was opened up.
...honestly..it makes sense that they do this. Plus with me for a different surgery they checked what I was there for..with each new staff.. lol. They needed to verify. I don't think it's a bad thing at all because of mistakes
I’m confused is there anywhere to access videos of the full podcasts or are there just these shorter ones
Spotify has the long version vids
Love u guys forever thank u for the throat laughs❤😂🎉 0:57
I was attempting to make some new friends so I struck up a conversation on Facebook with a dude from school. Seemed nice enough so we went to the cinema. Got along really well and could see this guy as a good friend. Saw a horror film and I got so scared I peed myself when I jumped, I excused myself to the bathroom and went home. Proceeded to block him on everything and never spoke to him again. 2 years later I saw him at a school reunion and I made absolutely no eye contact whatsoever.
Oh my God, that sounds absolutely mortifying but you also made my evening 😂 Thank you for sharing and kudos to you for going into the horror movie in the first place 🙈
@@thatgirlinautumn5995 this was 6 years ago and he’s still blocked on Facebook!!! 😭😂😂
i would just buy a pair of pants (assuming ure in a mall) and say that i got my period, and continue watching.
@@AverageAufa unfortunately not! 😭
I love your accents sooo much. He named him Alice. E L L I S hahahaha How do you say Alice now I wonder lol
I don't know why he was pronouncing Ellis like that though 😭
I had foot surgery and when I woke up the first thing I said is “it was supposed to be my right foot!” The nurse was not pleased with my joke, at all!
A mate who was trying to get with me years ago once went outside on the pretext of grabbing something from the car. There was a huge fart from outside the window and I'd managed to stifle my laughter... Until I looked at my cat Matilda who'd turned her head in astonishment as she clocked the sound 😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Toni is hilarious
lol! When I was younger.. my sister would say “ ewe did you just fart”? I would say NO, that’s your own breath blowing back in your face! We are in our 50’s and we still laugh about it now.
I love the first bit about getting only 2 out of ten hip surgeries wrong! The technical college I went to failed you on any test score under 70%. It didn't matter what course it was. From secretarial to dental hygiene, auto mechanics, diplomas or degrees, 70% was a fail. The school reasoned that, for example, "Would it be acceptable if maternity ward nurses dropped only 30% of the babies?"
OR nurse here. I’ve seen a wrong site surgery a time or two. Gave lunch to a nurse where the procedure was removing a kidney due to cancer. They’d take out the wrong one. Everyone had done all the marking, the time out, agreed on which kidney. When the nurse went to package up the kidney to send off to pathology, they called off which side to came from and it was the wrong one. Huge holy crap moment with clarification are you sure? What? Where? Sure enough, they’d removed the wrong one! Went back in and took the actual correct one out. Installed access for dialysis to begin immediately. Then had to tell the family and patient (later) what had been done. I assume that resulted in a monumental settlement.
The other was a joint procedure where the anesthesia team performed the nerve block on the wrong side. That’s less catastrophic, woke up with no planned pain relief on the operative side and the good side was useless and numb. Unfortunate but not life altering, TG! They did try to blame me for it…I’d walked by as they were doing the block and somehow because I didn’t tell them they were doing it on the wrong side it made it my fault rofl
I didn’t even pay attention to what they were doing, just passing through and said hey as I passed.
Every surgeon gives us shit for having to mark laterality and to do the time out procedures. They would never…but clearly, humans make mistakes sooo…
My husband and I are both lactose intolerant so there was never a snowball’s chance in hell that we’d hide farts from each other 😂
Had my acl, lcl and miniscus (sp?) repaired in my right knee...when I went in for surgery they had my paperwork saying it was my right SHOULDER so they made a big x with the sharpie on the correct f ed up part lol
14 times a day? I think mine just join up on the way out and exit as one long tuba note.
😂 I needed this
I’m dying laughing 😂💀 “They put it in the wrong c…”
I was sent to A&E with stomach pain. The next day they prepped me for surgery to have gall bladder out. I hadnt eaten, had the gown on, the full works. Only to find out thankfully at the last minute, they had the wrong files. It wasnt ME that needed surgery!!! Kinda wish they did it anyway, id have been minted 😂😂❤❤
Loving Ryan's Egyptian style shirt
2:20 I need to know the entire reaction from the male and how this played out after 😂😂😂😂 in all honesty going to eat then the bedroom is the worst order of events 😂
Rimming on a first date is kinda wild.
I hurt myself by laughing so hard!
I’m just thinking, what does the surgery room sound like -
Surgeon: “has anyone got a pen?”
The sheer amount of early relationships saved by Westfield's toilets is amazing
Just love you two
I really don’t want to spook anyone, but at our local-ish hospital they once took out the wrong lung on a cancer patient. It was a huge scandal, for obvious reasons, and doesn’t tend to happen, also for obvious reasons. But that’s about the worst case that could possibly come to mind
Edit: In conclusion, yes, arrows, please. Arrows are good, actually. Don’t mind the arrows, it’s like plane engineering, sometimes real dumb sh*t happens and thankfully people learn
I was waiting for the fart story video to see the reactions 😂💀
I had a terrible compound ankle fracture- bones were sticking out- and on the way into surgery they asked me, which ankle? I told them the right one, and they drew a big X on my leg. How could they not see the bones exploding out?
I’ve always said ‘if you play in the backyard, expect to get dirty!’😮
I literally love it when he farts or poops on the first date 😂😂 clearly doesnt take like too seriously and shows hes comfy ❤ just relax brother!
8:30 More than anything, gas pains are the worst. Let it out if you need to.
My grand-mother used to say "Where ere you be, let your air go free" and then fart.
I'm gonna hit a bell boy every time I check in to a hotel now. Must be done in the name of T&R
When I had my first of five eye surgeries (this for detached retina) the first nurse to see me put a dot above the eye I was to have surgery on. Probably at least 6 times nurses would come and ask my name, date of birth, which eye and what type of surgery I was there for. My Brother does an excellent Indian accent but hesitated to do it as he was scared one of the staff (non of whom were Indian) might be offended. While I was in surgery my Brother overheard a couple in a waiting room talking. Turns out the person they were waiting for was having a sex conversion operation. Not the type of thing you want to do on the wrong person.
I idea that Toni would keep her shit to herself ... Nope can't see it. 😂❤
Is this Ryan the guy from the hamper and table skits from a long time ago?
What is a mid air hot chocolate
I'm happy doctors discovered markers. So much cheaper than operating on the wrong stuff.
I've had friends who didn't fart in front of the guys they were dating for months, and they wouldn't go number two at the guy's house either! Like they slept over at the guy's house all the time and never farted or pooped while there. One time a friend called me to tell me that she ran down to a coffee shop just so she could use their bathroom without her boyfriend knowing because she'd been staying at his house for days! I could never.
When I worked in an OR, we would write NO on the opposite side, just to be sure.
I’m sorry but I’d be so busy laughing that I wouldn’t be able to speak or breathe . In fact I’d have probably followed up that fart with peeing from laughing too hard. Win win right ?😂😂😂😂
While handling the others bits a fart slipped out, I just said "hold on, I'll get to you next" and kept going, been married 10 years 😂😂😂😂
Yeah this is true. I recently had a surgery to remove half my
Thyroid. In the pre surgery chat the nurse was about to draw on my right side with the marker, and I was like Uhhh I’m pretty sure you’re meant to take out my left. She double checked the notes and was like this is why we draw on you before you go in haha
Sometimes you take a risk and get a fart to the face. 😅
A fart in his what ? He just got a smelly steam burger fart in the mouth . 😅😂 😂
Here in Worcester Massachusetts one of the hospitals in our city, they took out the kidney of the WRONG patient! If you have surgery there now- everyone asks you your name and DOB - even the housekeepers 😂
I have been in a theatre when the surgeon opend the wrong side . The patient was a child aswell .
When I was 11 I had to have 2 baby teeth pulled to make room for my adult ones coming in. They pulled two wrong fucking were adults
3:00 She probably gave him a Guinness World Record case of pink-eye
Toni looks great in black.
Sounds like an average visit to an NHS hospital.
What happened to Toni's elbow at 3:23 ?
Psoriasis
I remember when my wife said “I don’t know how you make farts so loud?! Mine are always quiet” now, she’s like a brass band.. tuba arse
When I was first with my husband, nearly 15 years ago, I tooted accidentally and said, "There's nothing I can do about it now." He laughed and well, I still say it. ...even if it wasn't an accident.
My surgeon made me sign the leg my hip surgery was on.
When I had elbow surgery, the surgical staff that came with the sharpie asked ME, What elbow is it? And had me do an X on it before they did some. I was laughing at the time but in hindsight there was definitely a reason they left it in my hands to confirm 😅
There was a news story in my city a few years ago - a man was suing the hospital for mistakenly giving him a vasectomy. He went in for a urological procedure and they wrongly gave him a vasectomy instead.
Some medical stories just really make you fear, don't they
I have Tim Tams and they taste like banana bread... but now I feel like banana bread flavored Tim Tams would be fire🔥🔥