There are a few Raid: Shadow Legends ads out there, mostly Backhanded, but it seems that the actual product was so bad that custom seems to have dried up.
shane’s sense of humor is literally just ‘hur hur i look like a fat lesbian get it get it hur hur (input ableist joke, input misogynistic joke, input slurs) i hate myseeeelfff’
god i hate the theories against her so much. whenever ppl say shit like “HOW DID SHE DO ANYTHING ???!!!!????” its so harmful and just proves ppl see us disabled folks as helpless
I’m really jealous of Helen Keller for multiple reasons She was blind, so she wouldn’t have to see any of Shame Dawson She was deaf, so she couldn’t hear any of Shame Dawson She’s dead, so she doesn’t even have to be told of Shame Dawson. She’s the real winner here.
I sucks that being British she isn’t familiar with Helen Keller because that was the one joke in the book that’s legitimately hilarious. Not to make fun of Helen Keller because she truly is an inspiration, but any school named after her is naturally going to be assumed to be a school for children trying to overcome severe disabilities.
"Does it ACTUALLY get Worse? That's what we are here to find out!" Can I get Alizee and her energy to host all reality shows please? "Is there love on this Island? That's what we are here to find out." "Are you in fact made in Chelsea? That's what we are here to find out."
genuinely hurts my heart to think abt hellen keller knowing that this many years in the future people are still horrifically cruel to folks with disabilities
Instead of saying "why do bad things happen to good people?" I will now only say "why do good things happen to Shane Dawson?" Thank you, Alizee for these words of wisdom.
as someone with an eating disorder, the physical side effects (hair loss, teeth decay, period loss, etc) are just the tip of the iceberg of consequences you get with an ed. those are the easiest to deal with. it gets so much worse than just that.
i remember at the height of my eating disorder i was a really big shane dawson fan and i went to the bookstore and opened this book up to a random chapter. it was the one about shane’s bulimia. that really impacted me and made me reconsider what i was doing with my life. nowadays i find shane’s humor and actions reprehensible but i still can’t ignore the impact that chapter had on me. being so open and real about his eating disorder was one of the best things shane did in his life and i hope it affected more people the way it affected me.
Everyone who talks about Hellen Keller often usually completely disregards the part where she was a Socialist, and really well known in leftist circles and related academia for her writings and speeches on some pretty radical stuff
@@_gremlinboy jokes about her have been nothing but a smear campaign against her and I hate everyone who makes jokes at her expense. Able-bodied people are terrible, me included for at on point thinking this was the peak of comedy.
People either don't know about Helen Keller's political activism, or then they claim it wasn't actually her opinions and was just forced onto her by others around her, because obviously how could a disabled person ever have an opinion of their own??
I just realized how much I hate how Shane looks on the cover he doesn’t even look like himself. He looks both pale af and photoshopped as hell like they completely smoothed out his skin so he looks plastic but didn’t color correct his skin tone 😭 it looks like someone’s first attempt at FaceTune with how smooth his skin is, how white his teeth are, how bright his eyes are, and how detailed and textured his hair is despite his skin’s complete lack of color, texture, and details (wrinkles, pores, blemishes, natural creases, etc)
On one side I think the essay about eating disorders is great, especially because a lot of young people read this book. This could really help them. On the other hand, I can't feel sorry for Shane. He makes so much fun of the appearance of other people and emphasises when someone is bigger. This behaviour is not only gross but could worsen eating disorders if they have one. It's just something I don't understand about Shane. He should know what it's like when someone makes fun of your appearance, yet he makes fun of basically *everyone's* appearance. Just why?!
It shows he never got over the mental effects of an eating disorder. He went through binge eating disorder then bulimia. Comparisons of yourself to others and being deeply aware of other people's bodies are both a big part of how some people experience the disorder. He also is gaining weight again so that cant be good for his mental health. He's still dealing with the disorders and that sucks for him but he's still making very rude jokes.
this is such a common loop to fall into that i see many people, my mom, and even myself do. if people are insecure about something, they make negative comments about it in other people, and when people make negative comments about those traits on others, they feel insecure themselves, and the loop goes on. i see my mom make mean comments about young women's weights/shape all the time and shes the most critical of her own weight and shape. its a horrible mindset
I remember it was very common in the 2000s to make jokes about people’s physical appearance. Didn’t hurt less but it was commonplace and the height of humour if you’re immature. Like, unfortunately, Shane’s content wasn’t unusual, he and those who claim this are correct. I’m glad things have and are changing, it’s less acceptable to joke about appearance and just becoming less common to point stuff out that people can’t help. Even how people will compliment someone by putting others down, I see this happen less and less. Self awareness is a blessing.
Unfortunately there are a lot of people who feel terrible about themselves and don't know how to handle it, so their response is to try and make everyone else feel the same way. An elevated twisted version of misery loves company, I guess.
Throughout my teen years, I told multiple doctors that I had big eating issues but because I wasn’t tiny, they didn’t do anything about it. Anorexia is so misunderstood
@@sophielou2929 it really is. Because my weight was average, I didn’t get help for years. Until I had a heart attack at age 27 from starving myself. I hope you’re doing better now!
Wind happens because air is rushing from a location with high pressure to an area with low pressure in an attempt to even out the pressures. The larger the difference between pressures, the faster the wind is. Fast wind is also usually an indicator an intense storm is about to follow.
Yeah in America we learn about Helen and we're supposed to take her seriously, of course, but for some reason she's the punchline of a bunch of jokes. She has her own vein of jokes entirely along side the "yo mama" and dead babies. 😬🤷🏼♀️
Bulimia is terrible- I struggled in my teens. Paying the price now with cosmetic dentistry to take care of chips and cracks from enamel wear and tear. Had heart trouble from taking Wellbutrin and purging simultaneously- incredible dangerous combo. Ooph.
I actually liked the first part of the book she read.... I wonder what Shane's career would've been like if he focused on more serious-toned topics instead of trying to turn everything into an immature comedy.
@@shib5267 maybe; his conspiracy series went really well though and I thought he was a pretty good narrator for things like that (albeit, v over dramatic). definitely wouldn't be as popular but I feel like he would've made a decent living and avoided controversy
14:13 shane made a video when he was still living in LA with ryland where he sat in a trash can full of water, so the image of adult shane sitting in a trash can instead of his pool does sadly exist
Helen Keller jokes are honestly outdated at this point. I never hear anyone make them anymore (idk guess Tana hasn't grown up that much--shock and awe) but I don't know why they were made in the first place. Not that edgy jokes can't be funny but it was just saying the name of an accomplished person who overcame being blind and deaf since she was a baby...haha? What kind of punchline is that?
I kinda think it could happen if he purged, had a bowel movement and maybe would have fluctuated a pound or so naturally. But more likely it was more like 2 pounds and 3 sounds better. (As someone on the opposite end of the weight problem spectrum, I know it's easy to get excited about a tiny number and then exaggerate it a little for other people)
Helen Keller was definitely the subject of “edgy” jokes when I was growing up in the US (mid-late 2000s especially.) I remember in high school my loser friends called the Helen Keller card from Apples to Apples (a party game, idk if it’s popular in the UK) a “god card” because it was considered one of the funniest cards to play. No idea what we even thought was funny about it, it’s super messed up.
@@christopherminutolo9384 i could bet that south park probably did it before them, im sure very few people even recognized that lyric but jokes about serious topics were pretty common. i vividly remember my classmates in middle school making some anne frank jokes in the same vein
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21-year-old american here. haven't heard helen keller referenced in conversation in, like, several years. i think the last time i heard about her (before this video) was in my 7th or 8th grade history class? ironically, that adds up, because shane hasn't matured past a middle school mentality.
Shane literally dedicated a section of a life hack video filling a trash can with water. I remember because I did watch it. In the video he also would wet and freeze his shirt to try and stay cool apparently. Over half the stuff Alizee says in her video I have little doubt Shane actually did in his life at one point
Literally no one hears that a school is named after Helen Keller and assumes that means all the students are deaf and blind. The fake story energy is real lmao
About the whole trash can pool thing, he actually did have a video in the summer where he filled up a bin and sat in it lol. He causally pointed out the Taco Bell bags and sauce packets.
Also, see the bit about him going to Helen Keller elementary school... why didn't his Mum just tell her boss it was a normal school and it was just the name of the place? There's no way that's true but it honestly wouldn't surprise me at this point. His mother seems to encourage his behaviour from what I've seen. And if he made it up, is that supposed to be funny or quirky or what? Shane Dawson really does live rent free in my head sometimes lmao because I just can't believe he's earned so much money from having such seemingly little talent. Children I suppose.
Also, why is James Corden the worst? Anytime I've heard a British person complain about him, all they say is "he's the worst, I hate him," but never really say why. Truly curious.
I don't know I think he has sold out. He used to seem down to earth but now he is all Hollywood and up his own arse. That's how I feel anyway hahaha. Just a general annoying engery from him now.
I grew up in a really small town, granted, but I feel like Helen Keller jokes were the peak of middle school-aged boys. So, it fits Shane quite well. xD
I hope you know you're a good person , not because you're perfect or because you've lived a perfect live- but because you genuinely care about people and want the bet for them Going thru stuff makes you more empathetic for real and I love you for it
15:17 honestly, growing up in the american public education system, you end up stumbling across the lifestory as a school-mandated lesson of "overcoming obstacles" more often than you'd think. I only very vaguely remember in middle school in like 2010, we had to read helen keller's teacher's account of teaching her language, like tracing letters into her palm and stuff
Nah I’m American and we’ve all started to hate James Corden as well after Cats and that god awful Cinderella movie. Liking him at this point over here is considered a red flag by most people.
Just another comment on the ED chapter, bulimia also puts you at risk of eosophagal tears and in worst cases eosophagal ruptures and possible stomach ruptures. I've had BED, an b/p and an r. At the worst point of an b/p I was purging daily and I developed a tear. It was terrifying bc purging blood is so fucking scary. If you're suffering from an ED, please seek help. My teeth are fucked from purging and I'm constantly weak despite never being underweight in my 4 years of restrictive EDs. Eating disorders don't just affect skinny white teen girls, they latch on to anyone and they want you dead. Please seek help and recovery is possible no matter how deep you're in it. Much love 💚💚💚
Jesus this makes me glad I don’t have a gag reflex and I just don’t ever throw up from anything other than anaphylaxis. I 100% would’ve done that as a kid or even now who knows. I was genuinely upset that I can’t make myself throw up. I hope you’re doing ok
bit late, but wind moves because of heat (maybe other factors, but pretty sure this is the main one). Air moves in some type of circle (vertically, a big like hot water), hot air rises and cold air comes back down. The areas where the hot air was is 'empty' afterwards and pulls air towards it to fill the gap, causing wind. There are global patterns, the air is (usually) hotter around the equator, but there are also small ones. A local example would be that land heats up more quickly than water during the day, so the wind would go from the sea to land. Water, however, holds heat way better than land so during the night it'd go the other way around. Also things like cities, lakes, dessert and forests have a big influence on whether the air will get hot or not. Cities and desserts will heat up and cool down way quicker than lakes and forests will. I think the big global patterns are called weather cells, but I'm not completely sure about that, but I do know that the quickly changing weather patterns in the UK and The Netherlands are a result of being between 2 cells. It's of course more complicated than this, but this is the basic gist.
i looked up to shane so much because i did and still do suffer from a restrictive ed and seeing him, someone who suffered very similarly to me, living a good life as a good person gave me hope. and just to see how awful of a human he was always hurts so much till this day
Helen Keller jokes are definitely a thing. Even that popular 3Oh3 song made a Helen Keller reference. Don't really think they're usually appropriate jokes though.
I (a swede) learned about Helen Keller from Family Guy. Stewie was in the pool with Keller playing Marco Polo, saying “Marco, Marco, Marco” over and while Keller just stood there.
Honestly there’s little point in erasing our carbon footprint as we’re only responsible for a small fraction of the carbon in the world. Corporations are the largest percentage and the only ones who Can really do any impact.
In America most elementary schools have a performance of Helen Keller where they just basically tell her life and story which is really inspiring but there's always a few kids who are really really shitty about it.
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It’s so WEIRD to me how people thought it was a cute little on brand quirk that he had actual whole bottles of human urine all around his house. It makes me feel sick lol
I’m sick too, got my negative covid test yesterday but I still feel like ass. At least I’m not an ass who has to quarantine! Love u and I hope you feel better soon ❤️
Maybe because I'm blind and no one had the balls to tell the jokes around me but.....I had no idea there was an established stage of life where Helen Keller was a joke. Dunno.
I'm not disabled but I find all the Helen Keller jokes disgusting. She was such a cool person who accomplished so much, yet all people nowadays do is mock her for her disabilities. I have no idea why there's such a fixation on making fun of her. It seems like every middleschool boy in America went through a phase where all they did was make Helen Keller jokes
B/p 3 times a week? That's the upper end of mild maybe teetering close to moderate. I could make an edgy joke about how they be rookie numbers but frankly, as a recovering bulimic, I was ecstatic when I got it down to 3 times a week. 9 times a day was brutal on my body, mind and pocket book.
I don’t know if anyone will benefit from this but bulimia is actually more lethal (or maybe in a different way) than anorexia because there is a longer breakdown with anorexia. but with bulimia, especially if combined with restricting, leads to situations in which you throw up a meal that’s maybe the last amount of potassium in your body and you very quickly either die or enter a fatal situation i’m not trying to “should” anyone. i have suffered with ED for years and i just want everyone to be as safe as they can within the coping mechanisms they want to participate in
I mean I'm American and I'm aware of Hellen Keller as an important historical figure, but she never featured much in any of my friend group discussions/jokes. (Of course I'm a nerd and I mostly hang out with other nerds so ymmv)
In American schools we learn about Helen Keller for what I recall multiple weeks in elementary school. As one of the first like historical figures you learn about at such a young age it kind of sticks around in the back of your mind. So all the Helen Keller jokes do come up in media from time to time.
It surprises me that I, and many others, are only now realizing how gross he's always been. I guess ignorance really is bliss. I never read his books but even in his videos he regularly says gross shit. Shane's also incredibly mean to his friends and people in general. He always yelled at Garrett and made fun of him and I remember a video he did with a woman who was blind that was just... Not good.
@@KanraLovesHumans he had a video with her and was just really disrespectful to her. He kept taking her walking stick and she was very obviously uncomfortable for basically the entire video
@@Tots_ 😰 Wow. It’s amazing how easy it is for him to be disrespectful to anyone possible, especially if they’re struggling with something and he knows it. He’s encouraging his audience to treat her like shit too when he makes that sort of video 😡
Lol to be fair my mother has also accidentally driven into Mexico. She took a wrong turn and couldn't turn back around until they were across the border
Probably no one wants to hear it but wind is just movement of air due to different densities (because of different temperatures). The gases try to compensate the gradient in density because everything tries to reach a stable equilibrium point in the end. Also, nearly every molecule (or atom) on this earth has been here for millions of years and as mass is not destroyed, everything and everyone is made up of old ass hydrocarbon chains which might have been fish or a tree or maybe another person before.
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Nord VPN tried to fill the hole, but it never could.
There are a few Raid: Shadow Legends ads out there, mostly Backhanded, but it seems that the actual product was so bad that custom seems to have dried up.
shane’s sense of humor is literally just ‘hur hur i look like a fat lesbian get it get it hur hur (input ableist joke, input misogynistic joke, input slurs) i hate myseeeelfff’
whenever Shane says "i hate myself" my first response is always "good."
… and I’m sOoO pOoR … look, I only have one greasy shirt!
this was spot on, i thought i watched a shane video while reading your comment.
It’s really nice being a lesbian and hearing it used as a punchline too! Funny lad. I don’t at all hope his mansion slides off into the ocean.
Correction: i hate myseeeeelfffie
Helen Keller is a common like, edgelord punchline here. Very on-brand for Shane
He can be offensive about multiple disabilities while targeting only one person, what isn’t funny about that? (Everything……every. Thing.)
god i hate the theories against her so much. whenever ppl say shit like “HOW DID SHE DO ANYTHING ???!!!!????” its so harmful and just proves ppl see us disabled folks as helpless
It’s never in good taste
I’m really jealous of Helen Keller for multiple reasons
She was blind, so she wouldn’t have to see any of Shame Dawson
She was deaf, so she couldn’t hear any of Shame Dawson
She’s dead, so she doesn’t even have to be told of Shame Dawson.
She’s the real winner here.
I sucks that being British she isn’t familiar with Helen Keller because that was the one joke in the book that’s legitimately hilarious. Not to make fun of Helen Keller because she truly is an inspiration, but any school named after her is naturally going to be assumed to be a school for children trying to overcome severe disabilities.
"Does it ACTUALLY get Worse? That's what we are here to find out!" Can I get Alizee and her energy to host all reality shows please?
"Is there love on this Island? That's what we are here to find out."
"Are you in fact made in Chelsea? That's what we are here to find out."
genuinely hurts my heart to think abt hellen keller knowing that this many years in the future people are still horrifically cruel to folks with disabilities
Instead of saying "why do bad things happen to good people?" I will now only say "why do good things happen to Shane Dawson?"
Thank you, Alizee for these words of wisdom.
as someone with an eating disorder, the physical side effects (hair loss, teeth decay, period loss, etc) are just the tip of the iceberg of consequences you get with an ed. those are the easiest to deal with. it gets so much worse than just that.
Like what?
@@eviedevi. pancreatitis? heart disease? bone loss? lung issues? kidney issues? seizures? death?
@@eviedevi. chronic bad breath, stomach ulcers, long term digestive issues, chronic pain, bone loss, muscle loss, malnutrition, kidney failure, death
How are you doing now? I hope you’re ok
i remember at the height of my eating disorder i was a really big shane dawson fan and i went to the bookstore and opened this book up to a random chapter. it was the one about shane’s bulimia. that really impacted me and made me reconsider what i was doing with my life. nowadays i find shane’s humor and actions reprehensible but i still can’t ignore the impact that chapter had on me. being so open and real about his eating disorder was one of the best things shane did in his life and i hope it affected more people the way it affected me.
thats nice
Everyone who talks about Hellen Keller often usually completely disregards the part where she was a Socialist, and really well known in leftist circles and related academia for her writings and speeches on some pretty radical stuff
Yeah people only really wanna talk about her learning to communicate, but not what she actually said when she did.
@@_gremlinboy jokes about her have been nothing but a smear campaign against her and I hate everyone who makes jokes at her expense. Able-bodied people are terrible, me included for at on point thinking this was the peak of comedy.
Oh damn really? During school, we only learned about her childhood, they never taught us about what she did as an adult.
@@incw.2601 yeah she’s way cooler than most people are aware
People either don't know about Helen Keller's political activism, or then they claim it wasn't actually her opinions and was just forced onto her by others around her, because obviously how could a disabled person ever have an opinion of their own??
I just realized how much I hate how Shane looks on the cover he doesn’t even look like himself. He looks both pale af and photoshopped as hell like they completely smoothed out his skin so he looks plastic but didn’t color correct his skin tone 😭 it looks like someone’s first attempt at FaceTune with how smooth his skin is, how white his teeth are, how bright his eyes are, and how detailed and textured his hair is despite his skin’s complete lack of color, texture, and details (wrinkles, pores, blemishes, natural creases, etc)
On one side I think the essay about eating disorders is great, especially because a lot of young people read this book. This could really help them. On the other hand, I can't feel sorry for Shane. He makes so much fun of the appearance of other people and emphasises when someone is bigger. This behaviour is not only gross but could worsen eating disorders if they have one. It's just something I don't understand about Shane. He should know what it's like when someone makes fun of your appearance, yet he makes fun of basically *everyone's* appearance. Just why?!
Hurt people hurt people lol
It shows he never got over the mental effects of an eating disorder. He went through binge eating disorder then bulimia.
Comparisons of yourself to others and being deeply aware of other people's bodies are both a big part of how some people experience the disorder.
He also is gaining weight again so that cant be good for his mental health.
He's still dealing with the disorders and that sucks for him but he's still making very rude jokes.
this is such a common loop to fall into that i see many people, my mom, and even myself do. if people are insecure about something, they make negative comments about it in other people, and when people make negative comments about those traits on others, they feel insecure themselves, and the loop goes on.
i see my mom make mean comments about young women's weights/shape all the time and shes the most critical of her own weight and shape. its a horrible mindset
I remember it was very common in the 2000s to make jokes about people’s physical appearance. Didn’t hurt less but it was commonplace and the height of humour if you’re immature. Like, unfortunately, Shane’s content wasn’t unusual, he and those who claim this are correct.
I’m glad things have and are changing, it’s less acceptable to joke about appearance and just becoming less common to point stuff out that people can’t help. Even how people will compliment someone by putting others down, I see this happen less and less. Self awareness is a blessing.
Unfortunately there are a lot of people who feel terrible about themselves and don't know how to handle it, so their response is to try and make everyone else feel the same way. An elevated twisted version of misery loves company, I guess.
your weight doesn't have to be low to experience those symptoms of anorexia. atypical anorexia kills.
Throughout my teen years, I told multiple doctors that I had big eating issues but because I wasn’t tiny, they didn’t do anything about it. Anorexia is so misunderstood
@@sophielou2929 it really is. Because my weight was average, I didn’t get help for years. Until I had a heart attack at age 27 from starving myself. I hope you’re doing better now!
shane dawson is like "eating disorders are bad! youre perfect as you are! unless you're fat, then i hate you."
Wind happens because air is rushing from a location with high pressure to an area with low pressure in an attempt to even out the pressures. The larger the difference between pressures, the faster the wind is. Fast wind is also usually an indicator an intense storm is about to follow.
Yeah in America we learn about Helen and we're supposed to take her seriously, of course, but for some reason she's the punchline of a bunch of jokes. She has her own vein of jokes entirely along side the "yo mama" and dead babies. 😬🤷🏼♀️
I know it's a thing, but the only one I know is the one about her being a bad driver honestly.
Also can confirm.
Huh never knew that, I only really remember family guy using her as a cutaway skit 1 time.
Bulimia is terrible- I struggled in my teens. Paying the price now with cosmetic dentistry to take care of chips and cracks from enamel wear and tear.
Had heart trouble from taking Wellbutrin and purging simultaneously- incredible dangerous combo. Ooph.
I actually liked the first part of the book she read.... I wonder what Shane's career would've been like if he focused on more serious-toned topics instead of trying to turn everything into an immature comedy.
not very popular
@@shib5267 maybe; his conspiracy series went really well though and I thought he was a pretty good narrator for things like that (albeit, v over dramatic). definitely wouldn't be as popular but I feel like he would've made a decent living and avoided controversy
14:13 shane made a video when he was still living in LA with ryland where he sat in a trash can full of water, so the image of adult shane sitting in a trash can instead of his pool does sadly exist
tyler oakley deserves better than to be mentioned in a shane dawson book about hookups
I snorted when Alizee said "Greg is that you?"
I just got to that part and it took me tf out
She said it right when I did! Then I died lol
Lmao I just got to that part as well. Fkn hilarious
Honestly "Shane you make me sad" has been a mood for a while
Helen Keller jokes are honestly outdated at this point. I never hear anyone make them anymore (idk guess Tana hasn't grown up that much--shock and awe) but I don't know why they were made in the first place. Not that edgy jokes can't be funny but it was just saying the name of an accomplished person who overcame being blind and deaf since she was a baby...haha? What kind of punchline is that?
haha remember that sad story you heard in school? im mentioning it in a joke! such shock value! funny!
I know I got sick of hearing them in the 80s.
Losing 3 pounds of weight overnight by not eating is impossible. That's 99% water that you really can't keep away from for long.
its possible if you're super overweight but even at his his biggest i doubt shane could lose that much in 8 hours
I kinda think it could happen if he purged, had a bowel movement and maybe would have fluctuated a pound or so naturally. But more likely it was more like 2 pounds and 3 sounds better. (As someone on the opposite end of the weight problem spectrum, I know it's easy to get excited about a tiny number and then exaggerate it a little for other people)
Helen Keller was definitely the subject of “edgy” jokes when I was growing up in the US (mid-late 2000s especially.) I remember in high school my loser friends called the Helen Keller card from Apples to Apples (a party game, idk if it’s popular in the UK) a “god card” because it was considered one of the funniest cards to play. No idea what we even thought was funny about it, it’s super messed up.
From what I remember, "that's so messed up" was the joke. Yeah. 😩
I also blame 3OH!3
(Do the Helen Keller and talk with your hips)
@@christopherminutolo9384 i could bet that south park probably did it before them, im sure very few people even recognized that lyric but jokes about serious topics were pretty common. i vividly remember my classmates in middle school making some anne frank jokes in the same vein
@@christopherminutolo9384 was thinking that the whole time. Objectifying women and abelism all in one sentence of the lyrics 😅
Ugh
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I finished watching the video ad paused it at 29:44 It captures @Ailzee in a beautiful frame... fingers running through her hair, gorgeous porcelain skin, enviable brows and a perfect full pout.
I don't know what you've been doing with your makeup/skincare Alizee but I'd love to know!
It's actually not hard to get into Mexico but getting back would be shit without a passport
21-year-old american here. haven't heard helen keller referenced in conversation in, like, several years. i think the last time i heard about her (before this video) was in my 7th or 8th grade history class? ironically, that adds up, because shane hasn't matured past a middle school mentality.
Thank you for sacrificing your braincells for us, Lizard Queen. I must consume the cringe to keep me youthful.
Shane: I don't like sand. It's coarse, and rough, and irritating, and it gets everywhere.
Shane literally dedicated a section of a life hack video filling a trash can with water. I remember because I did watch it. In the video he also would wet and freeze his shirt to try and stay cool apparently. Over half the stuff Alizee says in her video I have little doubt Shane actually did in his life at one point
“Hi, my names Greg.”
“Onision is that you?!?”
🤣🤣🤣
Literally no one hears that a school is named after Helen Keller and assumes that means all the students are deaf and blind. The fake story energy is real lmao
Anyone who has struggled with an eating disorder knows that its absolute hell
Truth. My worst day as a recovered person is still infinitely better than my best day with an active eating disorder.
@@kateroy6890 agree. Looking back I can't believe some of the things I did when I was at my worst.
Lol yuuup. Ruined my stomach and now i have to have a restrictive diet for medical reasons so thats fun
About the whole trash can pool thing, he actually did have a video in the summer where he filled up a bin and sat in it lol. He causally pointed out the Taco Bell bags and sauce packets.
Something I learned in therapy : the lower someone's self esteem, the bigger their ego.
Also, see the bit about him going to Helen Keller elementary school... why didn't his Mum just tell her boss it was a normal school and it was just the name of the place? There's no way that's true but it honestly wouldn't surprise me at this point. His mother seems to encourage his behaviour from what I've seen. And if he made it up, is that supposed to be funny or quirky or what? Shane Dawson really does live rent free in my head sometimes lmao because I just can't believe he's earned so much money from having such seemingly little talent. Children I suppose.
From what it seems she wanted pity from her supervisor to get a raise.
Also, why is James Corden the worst? Anytime I've heard a British person complain about him, all they say is "he's the worst, I hate him," but never really say why. Truly curious.
I don't know I think he has sold out. He used to seem down to earth but now he is all Hollywood and up his own arse. That's how I feel anyway hahaha. Just a general annoying engery from him now.
The Americans are starting to complain about him too.
I mean, I'm texan and I say he's the worst too lol
How come the Brits only import us their shitty comedians? Where are the good ones at?
@@crimsonking440 with them, that’s why they import only their shitty ones here
My friend showed me a clip from the Chair where Zachary Quinto absolutely shits on Shane's ideas and I loved it so much it was the best thing ever
I grew up in a really small town, granted, but I feel like Helen Keller jokes were the peak of middle school-aged boys. So, it fits Shane quite well. xD
20:58 as someone who accidentally drove into Canada… it is entirely possible, unfortunately…
"for reasons only Ymir knows"
WHEN WILL I KNOW PEACE
I can’t believe I never noticed how nasty he is about everybody who’s nice to him in these books
I hope you know you're a good person , not because you're perfect or because you've lived a perfect live- but because you genuinely care about people and want the bet for them
Going thru stuff makes you more empathetic for real and I love you for it
15:17 honestly, growing up in the american public education system, you end up stumbling across the lifestory as a school-mandated lesson of "overcoming obstacles" more often than you'd think. I only very vaguely remember in middle school in like 2010, we had to read helen keller's teacher's account of teaching her language, like tracing letters into her palm and stuff
Not gonna lie, accidentally driving into Mexico when you live in Southern California is surprisingly easy
Nah I’m American and we’ve all started to hate James Corden as well after Cats and that god awful Cinderella movie. Liking him at this point over here is considered a red flag by most people.
Just another comment on the ED chapter, bulimia also puts you at risk of eosophagal tears and in worst cases eosophagal ruptures and possible stomach ruptures. I've had BED, an b/p and an r. At the worst point of an b/p I was purging daily and I developed a tear. It was terrifying bc purging blood is so fucking scary. If you're suffering from an ED, please seek help. My teeth are fucked from purging and I'm constantly weak despite never being underweight in my 4 years of restrictive EDs. Eating disorders don't just affect skinny white teen girls, they latch on to anyone and they want you dead. Please seek help and recovery is possible no matter how deep you're in it.
Much love 💚💚💚
Proud of you for getting help & sharing your story.
Jesus this makes me glad I don’t have a gag reflex and I just don’t ever throw up from anything other than anaphylaxis. I 100% would’ve done that as a kid or even now who knows. I was genuinely upset that I can’t make myself throw up. I hope you’re doing ok
"im not being insincere, i just sound insencere because im tired"
yes. i wish i could put it in such clear concise wording. yes.
bit late, but wind moves because of heat (maybe other factors, but pretty sure this is the main one). Air moves in some type of circle (vertically, a big like hot water), hot air rises and cold air comes back down. The areas where the hot air was is 'empty' afterwards and pulls air towards it to fill the gap, causing wind. There are global patterns, the air is (usually) hotter around the equator, but there are also small ones. A local example would be that land heats up more quickly than water during the day, so the wind would go from the sea to land. Water, however, holds heat way better than land so during the night it'd go the other way around. Also things like cities, lakes, dessert and forests have a big influence on whether the air will get hot or not. Cities and desserts will heat up and cool down way quicker than lakes and forests will.
I think the big global patterns are called weather cells, but I'm not completely sure about that, but I do know that the quickly changing weather patterns in the UK and The Netherlands are a result of being between 2 cells. It's of course more complicated than this, but this is the basic gist.
Most people don't choose to make fun of a famous disabled woman.
unfortunately, people here in america are obsessed with the ableist hellen keller jokes
I've never heard anyone bring up Helen Keller outside of school or specific references to her.
Same
Alizee: I'm such a bitch but I'm allowed to be because I don't have any friends so it's fine
Me: Words to live by
Oh Alizee, of course we hate James Corden too.
listening to this on the way to my first job interview, this really helped calmed my nerves, thanks.
YALL I GOT HIRED AFTER THE INTERVIEW!!!!! FIRST JOB!!!!
@@joshuasivils2199 yaaas I was just going to ask! Congrats!!
i looked up to shane so much because i did and still do suffer from a restrictive ed and seeing him, someone who suffered very similarly to me, living a good life as a good person gave me hope. and just to see how awful of a human he was always hurts so much till this day
Helen Keller jokes are definitely a thing. Even that popular 3Oh3 song made a Helen Keller reference. Don't really think they're usually appropriate jokes though.
Will be looking into James Corden. ~ Thanks. The Worst sounds promising.
The “fighting” him and his agent or whatever have is more like him just screaming constant verbal abuse
I (a swede) learned about Helen Keller from Family Guy. Stewie was in the pool with Keller playing Marco Polo, saying “Marco, Marco, Marco” over and while Keller just stood there.
Oh alizee, little do you know Shane already got in a trash can out side of his mansion to swim in while Ryland looked on
Honestly there’s little point in erasing our carbon footprint as we’re only responsible for a small fraction of the carbon in the world. Corporations are the largest percentage and the only ones who Can really do any impact.
I love when you read books from people like shane and onision 😂 theyre so cringy but you make them fun
I blame it on 30H!3
@@Mogshrooms 😂
In America most elementary schools have a performance of Helen Keller where they just basically tell her life and story which is really inspiring but there's always a few kids who are really really shitty about it.
At this point, are we really surprised? Is this how I’m gonna spend my 30 minute drive listening to the sounds of Dawson’s written word hurt me?
I believe it’s pretty easy to accidentally take a highway into Canada and Mexico with no exit out until border patrol if you’re unfamiliar with area or just not paying enough attention. Love u Alizee!!!
“Onision, is that you!?” I cried 🤣
Hold on, 2:12 was that an Attack on Titan ending reference?
Am I the only one seeing the background constantly focusing in and then going blurry on the books but Alizee stays normal?
I didn’t notice it until I read this comment. But yes it’s weird haha
It’s so WEIRD to me how people thought it was a cute little on brand quirk that he had actual whole bottles of human urine all around his house. It makes me feel sick lol
I'm watching this while jeffreestar and Shane Dawson made it #1 on the RUclips trending page. RUclips! What are you doing? So upsetting.
I guess you could say sand is coarse, rough and irritating... and it gets everywhere.
I’m sick too, got my negative covid test yesterday but I still feel like ass. At least I’m not an ass who has to quarantine! Love u and I hope you feel better soon ❤️
You get my pain too. It's been non stop coughing for me.
Me too
James Corden isn’t really liked here in America either. Especially after that Cinderella flash mob stunt 🙄
I wish I could unsee that
Made me want to shower in bleach.
"I hate sand. It's rough and course... And it gets everywhere." - Shane Dawson probably
When I watch your videos about Shane, it feels like I’m watching the slow development of Stockholm syndrome with his content
"Not the mayonnaise man, the 'no AIDS' man"
Maybe because I'm blind and no one had the balls to tell the jokes around me but.....I had no idea there was an established stage of life where Helen Keller was a joke. Dunno.
I'm not disabled but I find all the Helen Keller jokes disgusting. She was such a cool person who accomplished so much, yet all people nowadays do is mock her for her disabilities. I have no idea why there's such a fixation on making fun of her. It seems like every middleschool boy in America went through a phase where all they did was make Helen Keller jokes
The only youtuber I’m disappointed when the sponsor isn’t raid shadow legends
One time on the school bus a boy I went to primary school with snorted rainbow dust and his nose started bleeding.
14:16 I feel like he actually did do that trash can thing in a video lol
Alizee yeezy when she finds out Shane actually sat in a trash bin full of water for a video:
Helen Keller is huge in the U.S. I remember having to watch an animated movie about her every year in elementary school.
I’m so happy to hear English don’t like James Cordon either. I can’t stand the guy, and everyone is OBSESSED.
B/p 3 times a week? That's the upper end of mild maybe teetering close to moderate. I could make an edgy joke about how they be rookie numbers but frankly, as a recovering bulimic, I was ecstatic when I got it down to 3 times a week. 9 times a day was brutal on my body, mind and pocket book.
I don’t know if anyone will benefit from this but bulimia is actually more lethal (or maybe in a different way) than anorexia because there is a longer breakdown with anorexia. but with bulimia, especially if combined with restricting, leads to situations in which you throw up a meal that’s maybe the last amount of potassium in your body and you very quickly either die or enter a fatal situation
i’m not trying to “should” anyone. i have suffered with ED for years and i just want everyone to be as safe as they can within the coping mechanisms they want to participate in
I mean I'm American and I'm aware of Hellen Keller as an important historical figure, but she never featured much in any of my friend group discussions/jokes. (Of course I'm a nerd and I mostly hang out with other nerds so ymmv)
Most of us here hate James cordon too
In American schools we learn about Helen Keller for what I recall multiple weeks in elementary school. As one of the first like historical figures you learn about at such a young age it kind of sticks around in the back of your mind. So all the Helen Keller jokes do come up in media from time to time.
I really shouldn't have sat down with homemade pizza before watching this one.
We hate James Corden in America too, it's pretty universal
It surprises me that I, and many others, are only now realizing how gross he's always been. I guess ignorance really is bliss. I never read his books but even in his videos he regularly says gross shit. Shane's also incredibly mean to his friends and people in general. He always yelled at Garrett and made fun of him and I remember a video he did with a woman who was blind that was just... Not good.
A woman who is blind?? 😥 I don’t know anything about that
@@KanraLovesHumans he had a video with her and was just really disrespectful to her. He kept taking her walking stick and she was very obviously uncomfortable for basically the entire video
@@Tots_ 😰 Wow. It’s amazing how easy it is for him to be disrespectful to anyone possible, especially if they’re struggling with something and he knows it. He’s encouraging his audience to treat her like shit too when he makes that sort of video 😡
@@KanraLovesHumans i 100% agree. It's gross and I, and I'm sure a lot of others, regret ever supporting him.
The ones he made with Molly Burke? He was so obnoxious in those
Lol to be fair my mother has also accidentally driven into Mexico. She took a wrong turn and couldn't turn back around until they were across the border
Am I misremembering this or did Shane/ryland not post a video of them in a trash can with/without water
A quick google search does in fact pull up a video of Shane in a trash can full of water with a pool noodle.
wont shut up abt a book shelf tour
What the Fuck? I'm literally texting my brother about Kevin James and the Alizee starts talking about him, this is got me all fucked up
I’ve been binge watching your older videos recently so when you upload new ones I get genuinely excited like I’m a kid again
Probably no one wants to hear it but wind is just movement of air due to different densities (because of different temperatures). The gases try to compensate the gradient in density because everything tries to reach a stable equilibrium point in the end.
Also, nearly every molecule (or atom) on this earth has been here for millions of years and as mass is not destroyed, everything and everyone is made up of old ass hydrocarbon chains which might have been fish or a tree or maybe another person before.
The fact that people outside of the US know my city for the city that Shane Dawson filmed Not Cool in