Where is Kitchen?

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  • Опубликовано: 29 сен 2024

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  • @Fuffy27
    @Fuffy27 4 года назад +3107

    My friend group has agreed that everywhere on the map train is called train.

    • @mini-spooder101
      @mini-spooder101 4 года назад +181

      "He is at train."
      Right, thanks. Really help.
      "The whole map is called train." SovietWomble (1969)

    • @mischa7823
      @mischa7823 4 года назад +34

      we agreed in our friend group that every unknown callout should be called as "heaven" no matter what map and no matter if there is a haven already on the map :D

    • @LuiferXD
      @LuiferXD 4 года назад +8

      everytime i play that map i do say "train"... NOT THAT TRAIN THE OTHEER

    • @Steemy
      @Steemy 4 года назад +1

      Hi fuffy

    • @thesenate8268
      @thesenate8268 4 года назад +9

      I really want to call them with their colors but then i remember i am colorblind.

  • @mattrieltv
    @mattrieltv 4 года назад +5

    As someone who studies linguistics, I was pleasantly surprised to hear about the great vowel shift in a gaming video. Also, I started juggling a few days ago, mostly because of your juggling videos and I absolutely love it. There are many great content creators out there that really have a positive impact on others and you're absolutely one of them. Cheers and keep it up.

  • @ntbtater9584
    @ntbtater9584 3 года назад +1

    I enjoy setting up my teammates with “He’s under there”. Gets them every time.

  • @Cheasle2
    @Cheasle2 4 года назад

    Philip: i hate combining words
    also Philip: Panglish

  • @jamesgeekie2278
    @jamesgeekie2278 4 года назад

    Any aussies here heard "diggety" callouts on Mirage? I thought that was only Inferno.

  • @Arthur-c3j8n
    @Arthur-c3j8n 4 года назад

    i dont even play cs anymore and i wanted to know where kitchen was

  • @ghostplays1297
    @ghostplays1297 4 года назад

    Me and the boys call it market (near ct) and the kitchen area inside aps(apartments) , we call it deep aps

  • @nowherenearby9461
    @nowherenearby9461 4 года назад

    3kliksphilip's videos are crazy cause u think he's gonna talk about de_mirage callouts but instead he is talking about english language

  • @nuclearwinter8382
    @nuclearwinter8382 4 года назад

    In my country "kitchen" is market.
    But, "B apartments" is "carpet" so I don't know anymore.

  • @Scoztrix
    @Scoztrix 3 года назад

    guy who doesnt know callout spots has a take on callout spots

  • @Rundik
    @Rundik 4 года назад

    Just look where the gamer girls are

  • @bkingz1596
    @bkingz1596 4 года назад

    My teacher said its called zed lol

  • @callumedwards9298
    @callumedwards9298 4 года назад

    I have never heard it called Diggity... Australian's (and us) just say Some where over there on A C***

  • @robertskipurs6948
    @robertskipurs6948 3 года назад

    it's still mystery to me why folks calls shop(market) as kitchen

  • @jonsmith5354
    @jonsmith5354 4 года назад

    Never head that called kitchen or shop lol. Gay spot is the best call out though im sure we can all agree.

  • @doozyy3603
    @doozyy3603 4 года назад +8205

    "He's over there" is the ultimate pro callout

    • @JukoYT
      @JukoYT 4 года назад +364

      "Behind you" person just turning around not knowing where behind is

    • @sidhantjasrotia220
      @sidhantjasrotia220 4 года назад +26

      HOWWW !!?

    • @l-to-the-pay2295
      @l-to-the-pay2295 4 года назад +124

      "He's kitchen" on nuke

    • @CyboTyaS
      @CyboTyaS 4 года назад +96

      "You saw him!"

    • @numbertwelve
      @numbertwelve 4 года назад +92

      "The other left you idiot!"

  • @paulfliser
    @paulfliser 4 года назад +2098

    "the black death or worse.... THE FRENCH"

    • @theviniso
      @theviniso 4 года назад +44

      Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!

    • @Phantomthief98
      @Phantomthief98 4 года назад +36

      The chad Anglo-French rivalry 😏 :
      Hundred of years of rivalry
      Numerous wars
      Literally create the US through their rivalry
      Countless epic battles and commanders
      Became friends yet rivalry lives on in numerous ways
      Constantly shifting alliances
      Teamed up to beat Germany twice

    • @nobody-tj1mv
      @nobody-tj1mv 4 года назад

      hahaha

    • @serbiangamer
      @serbiangamer 4 года назад +2

      thanks god this comment is already upvoted, I was just about to make one, clearly the highlight of this video

    • @northernlaw1250
      @northernlaw1250 4 года назад +2

      D'accord, c'est pour cette raison que nous sommes #2 et #5 Mondiaux ^^

  • @DeSinc
    @DeSinc 4 года назад +1112

    never heard anyone call anything but the path directly opposite arch on inferno bombsite A (the path that meets the broken down truck sitting under balcony) diggity

    • @sattmowards
      @sattmowards 4 года назад +52

      yeah that's cool bro but you were adopted, meaning you're a fake Australian and thats why you don't hear nor say it.

    • @lucmart1470
      @lucmart1470 4 года назад +40

      g a y s p o t
      btw good videos.

    • @noiz5578
      @noiz5578 4 года назад +15

      >DeSinc comment
      >more than 100 likes
      chose one

    • @Jetiix
      @Jetiix 4 года назад +27

      Maybe it’s a regional thing but I have never heard anyone say “shop”, “short” or “gay spot”, it’s always “sandwich” or “oh my fucking god he’s RIGHT THERE”

    • @sattmowards
      @sattmowards 4 года назад

      Raq Bits I guess

  • @scarlettNET
    @scarlettNET 4 года назад +1139

    This really just turned into a Tom Scott video mid way through, didn’t it?

    • @marianolaguzzi
      @marianolaguzzi 4 года назад +21

      Another man of culture

    • @Ell355ar
      @Ell355ar 4 года назад +5

      3klikstom?

    • @Tom-101
      @Tom-101 4 года назад +12

      That would be a sick colab

    • @FoxDren
      @FoxDren 4 года назад

      No because Tom Scott actually makes good videos

    • @marianolaguzzi
      @marianolaguzzi 4 года назад +36

      @@FoxDren if you don't like his videos, why are you watching them?

  • @Zedorfska
    @Zedorfska 4 года назад +2728

    video title: "Where is Kitchen?
    actual video: philip complains about the english language

    • @h1stacean
      @h1stacean 4 года назад +23

      "And they're quite strict about this Houngoungne's on his last warning- one more mistake on stream and it's the guillotine for him" Lmao, had me rolling.

    • @sahilvedpathak9046
      @sahilvedpathak9046 4 года назад +37

      Vsauce equivalent of csgo

    • @kikifrh
      @kikifrh 4 года назад +7

      at some point i was wondering again wtf i was watching

    • @Dr.1.
      @Dr.1. 4 года назад +1

      Next video:Where is... TRAIN?"

    • @guaju
      @guaju 4 года назад

      This video is the first time I’ve heard market called kitchen, why would anyone not just call it market

  • @verloxius4442
    @verloxius4442 4 года назад +918

    question: where is kitchen?
    philip: well, you see the english language...

    • @neodymus
      @neodymus 4 года назад +9

      no that's the answer. The question is "where is bryan"

    • @kermitfry1
      @kermitfry1 4 года назад

      First, we must talk about parallel universes...

    • @Kanakravaatti
      @Kanakravaatti 4 года назад +2

      Everyone always asks *where* is kitchen but never *how* is kitchen.

    • @halfofakebab1659
      @halfofakebab1659 4 года назад +1

      Hey, Vsauce here...

    • @stressedbyamountainofbooks
      @stressedbyamountainofbooks 4 года назад

      Hes turning into csgo vsauce

  • @justxjulez
    @justxjulez 4 года назад +1282

    "I particulary hated how two words would be fused together and called a new one" - German hasn't been offended like that in a long time

    • @justxjulez
      @justxjulez 4 года назад +64

      @Goggi Oh, you're talking about the "Rinderkennzeichnungs- und Rindfleischetikettierungsüberwachungsaufgabenübertragungsgesetz"? I love the "Cattle marking and beef labeling supervision duties delegation law"

    • @danielcarson8249
      @danielcarson8249 4 года назад +15

      @Goggi Augenduschenwasservolumenkontrolleimer

    • @R3lay0
      @R3lay0 4 года назад +19

      You don't fuse words together in german tho, it's "Betriebseröffnung" not "Beröffnung".

    • @CaptainIcebeard
      @CaptainIcebeard 4 года назад +5

      @@R3lay0 Yeah, but then people can't go "haha German funny xd". It's such a tired old joke that German is some kind of insane and hilarious language.

    • @mcskillet7106
      @mcskillet7106 4 года назад +9

      In germany glove is called hand-shoe

  • @rotten_milky
    @rotten_milky 4 года назад +1362

    "He's over there!"
    - (everyone forms a telepathic connection and knows where "he" is)
    "He's in palace watching stairs with an AWP!"
    - "where?"

    • @0g0mogosepikworld31
      @0g0mogosepikworld31 4 года назад +82

      when a NPC spots you and the whole camp gets alerted but with humans

    • @morfy2581
      @morfy2581 3 года назад +8

      @@0g0mogosepikworld31 in skyrim i once stole an item and got caught doing so. then the whole town started hunting me to death.

  • @timokho20
    @timokho20 4 года назад +445

    I realise now how dumb it sounds when we yell “KITCHEN, APARTEMENTS, DOUBLE DOOR, WINDOW” to someone else hearing that and not knowing the game it must be the strangest thing ever

    • @ATRIXstudio
      @ATRIXstudio 4 года назад +51

      Typical day of interior designer

    • @jancicruz7
      @jancicruz7 4 года назад +83

      my girlfriend didn't understand why I'm yelling banana while shooting at the baddies

    • @SourceStorm
      @SourceStorm 4 года назад +4

      *realise, yeez

    • @NoName-oj5km
      @NoName-oj5km 3 года назад +31

      @@jancicruz7 "Hes sandwich"
      GF: ????

    • @Wqube
      @Wqube 3 года назад +15

      Not even "apartments" I've always called it "Apps"

  • @elliejohnson2786
    @elliejohnson2786 4 года назад +2451

    I remember calling car, on inferno, "car", and someone (who was new and NEVER played any previous version of inferno) was incredibly confused. I said, "It's at car, at the top of banana". Everyone knows banana, so he knew what I was refering to, but he quized me and asked, "Why is it called car? There isn't even a car there".
    I hadn't even realised they'd removed the car and replaced it with barrels until he pointed that out.

    • @Ginkoman2
      @Ginkoman2 4 года назад +195

      there isnt a car anymore?
      same with coils / coffins

    • @elliejohnson2786
      @elliejohnson2786 4 года назад +110

      @@Ginkoman2 I think coffins are still coffins, but filled with bombs of some sort.

    • @Ginkoman2
      @Ginkoman2 4 года назад +52

      @@elliejohnson2786 ​ @Ellie Johnson but i still call coffins coils sometimes. i think they chnaged the huge cable coils into coffins when reworking the map.

    • @bassie756
      @bassie756 4 года назад +46

      A lot of people including me still call those barrels 'car'. Some things never change

    • @kushgroover54
      @kushgroover54 4 года назад +11

      @@Ginkoman2 i miss old inferno

  • @TripleAWeeb
    @TripleAWeeb 4 года назад +4046

    The real kitchen is the friends we made along the way.

    • @noahk
      @noahk 4 года назад +66

      No idea why this made me laugh LMAO

    • @binkzera2777
      @binkzera2777 4 года назад +91

      Alternatively: “The real kitchen was inside you all along”

    • @rutvikpanchal466
      @rutvikpanchal466 4 года назад +38

      Soviet Womble Arma Antistasi ep 5/5

    • @HeyItsGolden
      @HeyItsGolden 4 года назад +3

      bro...

    • @Lavi-Aemilia-Astori
      @Lavi-Aemilia-Astori 4 года назад +2

      I see what you did here

  • @banfiesta7158
    @banfiesta7158 4 года назад +2188

    That clitoris joke caught me off guard

    • @h1stacean
      @h1stacean 4 года назад +181

      "And they're quite strict about this Houngoungne's on his last warning- one more mistake on stream and it's the guillotine for him" Lmao, had me rolling.

    • @atom6486
      @atom6486 4 года назад +11

      could you please explain? I didn't get it

    • @johannvonderbecke3873
      @johannvonderbecke3873 4 года назад +9

      @@atom6486 no

    • @matte5404
      @matte5404 4 года назад +55

      @@atom6486 You'll get it, when you're old enough.

    • @IcECreAm-sv2qv
      @IcECreAm-sv2qv 4 года назад +11

      The diggity reference threw me off too

  • @TheTtTurtle
    @TheTtTurtle 3 года назад +262

    "nor do i know where clitorius is, But i'm not alone! It turns out that most Couter-Strike playsers struggle to find these spots- let alone how to use them effectively." XD

  • @yodad811
    @yodad811 4 года назад +171

    I swear there's a callout named "You saw him"
    Anyone else know where to find it though?

  • @sl_50
    @sl_50 4 года назад +709

    I've never heard Diggity or Gay Spot for the Sandwich on A-Site

    • @Anon.G
      @Anon.G 4 года назад +13

      Or under palace, or scaffolding

    • @ladyinwight
      @ladyinwight 4 года назад +16

      the only callout i use gay for is Gay Corner on inferno for the cubby between mid and arches

    • @Anon.G
      @Anon.G 4 года назад +1

      @@kaMosGO no I don't
      Edit: na east to be clear

    • @Achooah
      @Achooah 4 года назад +23

      My friends call red box on nuke b site gayspot, along with the box in the corner on A site inferno gayspot. Our theory is that every map has a gayspot and all you have to do is find it

    • @AAATowDriver
      @AAATowDriver 4 года назад +2

      When I heard him call-out market as B site and not where the register is I was like yup..he's from the EU alright

  • @kylea6403
    @kylea6403 4 года назад +665

    “He’s lit!” and “WHY IS HE THERE???” are the only two callouts people use anyways

    • @tid06
      @tid06 4 года назад +66

      Dont forget the legendary "HOW WAS THAT NOT A HEADSHOT"

    • @TheSearchForTruth88
      @TheSearchForTruth88 4 года назад +1

      Well, I think it's a fair question to ask where someone is if they're in a dumb cunt spot that will get them killed.

    • @pxlcoarl
      @pxlcoarl 4 года назад +6

      @@TheSearchForTruth88 more like get u killed

    • @korpilombolo1
      @korpilombolo1 4 года назад +5

      Wow, you get callouts in english, that would be an improvement

    • @alfiepicton1339
      @alfiepicton1339 4 года назад

      @@korpilombolo1 sotrue all I get blyt

  • @soggyrl
    @soggyrl 4 года назад +968

    “It’s all kitchen?”
    “Always has been”

  • @tortillatime401
    @tortillatime401 4 года назад +77

    Aaah yes, the great Valve shift.
    When Gaben not only changed the face of gaming but also the entire English language.
    What a great man.

  • @QuadraFcz
    @QuadraFcz 4 года назад +818

    One Russian man told me it's "Chicken", not "Kitchen". xD

    • @ZzzDrained
      @ZzzDrained 4 года назад +105

      same for 'ct' and 'city' xD

    • @m1ddl3man
      @m1ddl3man 4 года назад +27

      I actually had a similar experience, but instead of a Russian man, it was a Russian child. It was the funniest thing ever! We joked about it the whole game.

    • @TheAwesomeMiner99
      @TheAwesomeMiner99 4 года назад +12

      @@ZzzDrained may as well be "city" lots of people pronounce it like that anyway

    • @n0kla
      @n0kla 4 года назад

      @@ZzzDrained its actually confusing

    • @nopepsi2day
      @nopepsi2day 4 года назад +5

      @@ZzzDrained Yeah, it's weird. Though, as russian, i think that "CEE-tee" is much easier to pronounce "cee-TEE". My friends (who also know russian) think the same. Unless... i misunderstood something?

  • @Ashish-fm1rp
    @Ashish-fm1rp 4 года назад +106

    00:08 "Nor do I know where clitoris is". Haha Nice one Philip

    • @PD_CĪPHĒR
      @PD_CĪPHĒR 4 года назад +31

      "most counterstrike players struggle to find these spots"

    • @mihkelk1070
      @mihkelk1070 4 года назад +28

      "Let alone how to use these spots effectively".
      lmao

  • @oni-linkle4880
    @oni-linkle4880 4 года назад +654

    Everybody asks "where is kitchen". No one asks HOW is kitchen.

  • @memmoman
    @memmoman 3 года назад +50

    "He's at the train!" "The whole map is called Train"

    • @noamias4897
      @noamias4897 3 года назад

      @@DarceCataliss985 funny any csgo match on train reference more like

  • @MrBerndderboss
    @MrBerndderboss 4 года назад +56

    Just call everything "over there", "behind" or "that one thing"

    • @bathshebahubber614
      @bathshebahubber614 3 года назад +3

      better yet just say "room", "corner", "contraption", "item", "spot", and "place"

  • @MaximG.
    @MaximG. 4 года назад +115

    "I want everybody using metric"
    Me too, bro. Me too.

    • @sublimekerosene7047
      @sublimekerosene7047 4 года назад +4

      for the love of God, no more lbm and lbf

    • @applehack97
      @applehack97 4 года назад +12

      British: "Why do Americans keep using imperial? it's a stupid system"
      Also British: *measure people's height in imperial*

    • @thehamster0520
      @thehamster0520 4 года назад

      In a perfect world...

    • @SteveOnlin
      @SteveOnlin 4 года назад +2

      @@applehack97 heights are less damaging than 5m to the north

    • @TheSearchForTruth88
      @TheSearchForTruth88 4 года назад

      Imperial is MUCH more accurate and precise than metric. Stop sucking yourself off.

  • @TAINCER_
    @TAINCER_ 4 года назад +208

    3kliksphilip: "I particularly hated how two words would be fused together and called a new one"
    me: *Laughs in German*

    • @gimok2k5
      @gimok2k5 4 года назад +1

      @Kevin Vermaat So can germans - but for sanity sake, it usually is kept to two.

    • @Jemme95
      @Jemme95 4 года назад +1

      "Nah in German you stick them together, same in Dutch. It's a rule in these languages that you can just do that if you want. Philip was talking about something completely different when people only take a part of each word and stick those together. This is normally against the rules."

  • @fbiagent2848
    @fbiagent2848 4 года назад +227

    I thought this video was going to start like “Hey Vsauce, Micheal here. Where is kitchen?”

    • @Flashv28
      @Flashv28 4 года назад +6

      Or, how is kitchen?

    • @metawarp7446
      @metawarp7446 4 года назад +8

      So this place in the apartments is kichen.
      Or is it?

    • @nonfique429
      @nonfique429 4 года назад +1

      @@metawarp7446 Let's talk about Battle of Waterloo now.

    • @calopsitamalucabird9434
      @calopsitamalucabird9434 4 года назад

      Or is it?

  • @bomj-valera
    @bomj-valera 4 года назад +279

    Green: *"Get my awp!"*
    Me: _looks around for it._ _round ends_
    Green: "I TOLD YOU TO GET MY AWP, WHY ARE YOU SO DUMB?!"*

    • @lich5297
      @lich5297 4 года назад +66

      Green green whats your problem green

    • @shamdoo5152
      @shamdoo5152 4 года назад +24

      @@lich5297 ME SAY ALONE RAMP

    • @andreiarg
      @andreiarg 4 года назад +7

      The next round I "accidentally" tap his head with the ak

    • @thewalnut4017
      @thewalnut4017 3 года назад

      I am

  • @d0m574
    @d0m574 4 года назад +123

    finally resolved. Kitchen. Market. Door. Shop. Window. You name it.

    • @angus5427
      @angus5427 4 года назад +3

      Yeah when he walked into door and it said shop I raged

    • @h1stacean
      @h1stacean 4 года назад

      "And they're quite strict about this Houngoungne's on his last warning- one more mistake on stream and it's the guillotine for him" Lmao, had me rolling.

    • @TechnologicallyTechnical
      @TechnologicallyTechnical 4 года назад +2

      dom Who calls it door???

    • @StiekemeHenk
      @StiekemeHenk 4 года назад

      Ill just call it "everything". Ez fix

    • @dmitriydrozdov1035
      @dmitriydrozdov1035 4 года назад

      I'm not a huge mirage player but I met only two variants:
      1) kitchen
      2) library?? (that was 1.6 call out if I'm right)

  • @SummonerArthur
    @SummonerArthur 4 года назад +130

    Anywhere else: underpass
    Brazilians: the rat's pass (caminho de rato)
    Guys... Why?

    • @Ginkoman2
      @Ginkoman2 4 года назад +5

      wine cellar

    • @johnnordberg
      @johnnordberg 4 года назад +2

      I've heard "peruna[kellari]" (=potato[cellar])

    • @GergoKovacs24
      @GergoKovacs24 4 года назад +2

      In Hungary a lot of people simply call it "rat"

    • @coolest_turtle
      @coolest_turtle 4 года назад

      spain, we just call it rats or sometimes sewer

    • @NiquelBones
      @NiquelBones 4 года назад

      in spanish its literally called rats (ratas), i guess it makes sense because ONLY A FUCKING RAT WOULD HIDE THERE LIKE A FUCKING PUSSY

  • @Some1sm
    @Some1sm 4 года назад +28

    i never heard "gay spot" in 3k hours wtf

    • @TheCatOfWarCSGO
      @TheCatOfWarCSGO 4 года назад +5

      are you playing the same game?

    • @mushroomcrepes4780
      @mushroomcrepes4780 4 года назад

      2.9 of thoes hours were spent on community servers

    • @sir.sleepsalot2711
      @sir.sleepsalot2711 4 года назад

      how? how? In inferno when u come out of boiler room then there is long and short , if u go long then there is arch to your left , library to ur front and a hidding spot behind u. I call it the gay spot of inferno
      In mirage there is ninja on A BUT there is also a ninja spot that is in plain sight just beside the same box and it is open. The thing is that it is near a box and a little pushed in,( u have 3k hrs u get what I mean right ) where sometimes people dont check , I call that spot as gay spot of mirage.

    • @Some1sm
      @Some1sm 4 года назад

      @@sir.sleepsalot2711 I didn't play mirage in a long time as I mostly play anubis nuke and vertigo but I remember calling that thing in mirage ninja and the other spot toxic. With inferno I call it alley Idk why

    • @Some1sm
      @Some1sm 4 года назад

      @@mushroomcrepes4780 nah only 1.4k +/-

  • @VanquishR
    @VanquishR 4 года назад +140

    Ah yes, that person in the story forgot that there is a crucial callout that you can use called "he's behind you". If they aren't looking where they should be, use directional callouts; that teammate was a complete idiot considering he did nothing that round anyways.

    • @kanjakan
      @kanjakan 4 года назад +1

      I agree. It should've been obvious by his response that he is confusing kitchen and shop.

    • @chillbro1010
      @chillbro1010 4 года назад +6

      The fact he's writing as if he has YEARS of experience and knowledge of the game and can singlehandedly take out an entire team with one-deegs shows that's its made up. Someone who doesn't know call outs would never assume so assuredly that they know where a call out is, and they wouldn't talk back to someone who tells them they are wrong.

    • @Gunbudder
      @Gunbudder 3 года назад

      The radar and color coding in COD had me and my friends calling out like "your left" with a glance at the map. We literally never used map based call outs, and only used relative call outs with the exception of saying how many are at A B or C. It's such a difference from CS, where you have to use map call-out because you only have a vague sense of where your own team mates are

    • @Bestgameplayer10
      @Bestgameplayer10 3 года назад +5

      @@Gunbudder Because unlike SnD in CoD, CSGO is very team oriented. In CoD, you can essentially play without speaking to your teammates whatsoever as long as you have a general sense of where the enemies can be and listen closely to footsteps.
      I would assume the biggest different is how much slower paced CSGO can be alongside so regenerating health, therefore it’s hardly necessary to be very team oriented in CoD.
      Lastly, CSGO is naturally competitive while CoD isn’t (which is partly why I generally prefer CoD over CSGO), so map callouts are hardly important.

  • @Berix
    @Berix 4 года назад +44

    that conversation about English over AoE2 gameplay was both hilarious to watch, and fun because I got to see you playing one of my favorite games.

  • @pierrebarroux4273
    @pierrebarroux4273 4 года назад +295

    "The black death or even worse, *THE FRENCH* " Excusé moi, bonjour, but I have an Impression of Déjà vu

    • @jvccr7533
      @jvccr7533 4 года назад +11

      *readies baguette*

    • @Gueppelol
      @Gueppelol 4 года назад +3

      On va couper des têtes, vous le savez...

    • @Thatslifebro_
      @Thatslifebro_ 4 года назад +1

      @@jvccr7533 don't worry, these are just a lot of merchant Ships.
      *NO we're not there yet, keep your heads down you donkeys.*

    • @thelvadam2884
      @thelvadam2884 4 года назад +1

      @@Thatslifebro_
      Merchant ships?
      That's like breakfast for my U-Boats!

    • @verpix4956
      @verpix4956 4 года назад

      Oui oui hon hon baguette croissant

  • @nagashiedogawa6094
    @nagashiedogawa6094 4 года назад +97

    The naming of Tetris was always interesting to me

    • @TechnologicallyTechnical
      @TechnologicallyTechnical 4 года назад +2

      Nagashi Edogawa Which area is Tetris again?

    • @pasha_0791
      @pasha_0791 4 года назад +4

      @@TechnologicallyTechnical The boxes infront of the T tunnel in A site

    • @KenkenLH
      @KenkenLH 4 года назад +4

      @@pasha_0791 tunnel or ramp?

    • @shingo1871
      @shingo1871 4 года назад +19

      @@KenkenLH Ramp.

    • @SpiffyCS
      @SpiffyCS 4 года назад +5

      @@KenkenLH Ramp, or stairs.

  • @ericlee8708
    @ericlee8708 4 года назад +150

    "why are you saying *tetris?* We're playing COUNTER-STRIKE" -some noob or smth idk

    • @Sebusol
      @Sebusol 4 года назад +23

      "where is jungle? are you playing league of legends?" -my unfamiliar teammate

    • @alfiepicton1339
      @alfiepicton1339 4 года назад +8

      when playing with Astralis: "wh- why is it called Dildo....

    • @Yukiyonova
      @Yukiyonova 4 года назад +1

      Correction
      Why are you saying *tetris?* [Were] Playing *counter strike*
      -noob 2020

    • @Stabfel
      @Stabfel 4 года назад +1

      Thirdy Abella Actually: ”why are you saying Tetris? [We’re] playing Counter-strike”
      -Noob 2020

    • @ericlee8708
      @ericlee8708 4 года назад

      @@Yukiyonova autocorrect lol

  • @anaykharade
    @anaykharade 4 года назад +78

    "I want everyone to speak English and use metric" yeah that's pretty much how the British empire started

    • @haverjamarosi680
      @haverjamarosi680 3 года назад +19

      ya, except they used imperial, and many of them still do. but almost!

    • @f67739
      @f67739 3 года назад +2

      too bad they didn’t complete their goal

  • @beProsto
    @beProsto 4 года назад +15

    "And if they call it gay spot, then..." ┬┴┤o ͜ʖ ͡o)

  • @TheSmileyFps
    @TheSmileyFps 4 года назад +94

    on mirage "window" we call in Hungary "mozi" that's mean "cinema" and idk why, and when I say accidentally "cinema" my not hungarian teammates confused

    • @starkredenc3710
      @starkredenc3710 4 года назад +5

      I heard my fellow countrymates say "Kino" to Ladder room on Mirage. Kino translates to Cinema.

    • @_TeXoN_
      @_TeXoN_ 4 года назад +3

      In Germany the older Players say Döner, because it lokks like a shop where you can order food.

    • @neixen-
      @neixen- 4 года назад +7

      One time me and my friends were playing Mirage, we planted the bomb B and we went looking for the last CT alive, my friend was going down mid and saw him in ladder room and instead of saying "ladder room" he
      just said "there" and for some reason we all looked and rushed to ladder room. After that we all started talking why did we all rushed ladder room when he said "there". Since that day, for us Ladder room is called "There"

    • @hybb3n
      @hybb3n 4 года назад +1

      iNVERNEIXEN x in sweden we call ladderroom ”horhus” which translates to ”whore house”. I have no idea why :D

    • @moioyoyo848
      @moioyoyo848 4 года назад +3

      In romania we call call awp polar

  • @muovi2463
    @muovi2463 4 года назад +60

    Ah yes, the gay spot. It's on every map

    • @3xtan327
      @3xtan327 4 года назад +7

      And everywhere

    • @laggybear829
      @laggybear829 4 года назад +4

      I, as a non homophobic intellectual, prefer "noob corner".

    • @SmolJordan
      @SmolJordan 4 года назад +8

      @@laggybear829 i like gay spot tbh. it's way funnier than noob corner

    • @laggybear829
      @laggybear829 4 года назад +1

      @@SmolJordan I play in EU and use "sandwich", "ninja" and "noob corner" for 3 specific gay spots.

    • @SmolJordan
      @SmolJordan 4 года назад +7

      @@laggybear829 sandwich and ninja are legit callouts tho, gay spot is just shorthand for a spot that i dont like getting killed from that i might not immediately have a name for lol.

  • @sprayz8242
    @sprayz8242 4 года назад +53

    Jesus in heaven, xbox, catwalk
    Made me extremely uncomfortable

  • @robotmeister009
    @robotmeister009 4 года назад +25

    5:17 CAPTIONS: HOUNGOUNGAGNE's on his last warning- one more mistake on-stream and it's the guillotine for him!

  • @Mouthana
    @Mouthana 4 года назад +182

    Answer:
    Kitchen = Market = Shop
    End of story.
    Stop complaining

    • @uhCurious
      @uhCurious 4 года назад +4

      The large area is called market the place t’s walk through is kitchen. End of story.

    • @zhizhao7915
      @zhizhao7915 4 года назад +2

      He's not complaining

    • @zhizhao7915
      @zhizhao7915 4 года назад

      Fool

    • @maxpricefield7586
      @maxpricefield7586 4 года назад

      he's not complaining, he's being informative, tf's your problem?

    • @zhizhao7915
      @zhizhao7915 4 года назад

      Yeah you dickhead

  • @LuxLikeGaming
    @LuxLikeGaming 4 года назад +60

    What? You're against fusing words together to make new ones?
    I, as a german, disapprove of that!

    • @RC2225
      @RC2225 4 года назад +4

      Rindfleischetikettierungsüberwachungsaufgabenübertragungsgesetz

    • @jonasba2764
      @jonasba2764 4 года назад +3

      Nah in German you stick them together, same in Dutch. It's a rule in these languages that you can just do that if you want. Philip was talking about something completely different, when people only take a part of each word and stick those together. This is normally against the rules.

    • @LeonardoJimenezHerrera
      @LeonardoJimenezHerrera 4 года назад +3

      @@jonasba2764 In other words Phillip means portmanteaus while the OP refers to compounds.

  • @guapo5420
    @guapo5420 4 года назад +35

    "Blame the Black Death or even worse the French..." The most British thing I have ever heard

  • @timookTV
    @timookTV 4 года назад +89

    Wait it's all kitchen?
    -Always has been.

    • @BabzaiWWP
      @BabzaiWWP 4 года назад +1

      shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up

    • @MarlockT
      @MarlockT 4 года назад +1

      ha

    • @pexunfuni
      @pexunfuni 4 года назад +3

      It's all gay spot

    • @ani-dutta
      @ani-dutta 4 года назад +2

      @@pexunfuni it's all diggity

    • @hnz225
      @hnz225 4 года назад

      @@pexunfuni It`s noob virgin spot

  • @ieradossantos
    @ieradossantos 4 года назад +12

    7:53 "One D6, one C3 and one B5"

    • @tigerchills2079
      @tigerchills2079 3 года назад +3

      did you say B5 or E5? your mic cut out for a moment

  • @NolePTR
    @NolePTR 4 года назад +13

    I started saying "Zed" because "Zee" sounds too much like "C" especially over phone/voip/ingame.

  • @youtubelover-yw7cq
    @youtubelover-yw7cq 4 года назад +101

    I’m not sure. I haven’t watched the video yet.

  • @thecobe-lee9674
    @thecobe-lee9674 4 года назад +159

    A note of GHOTI: There is a term in linguistics called phonotactics which governs where certain phonemes (letters or digraphs) can be used. Gh only makes an f sound at the end of words and ti only makes the sh sound in the middle, for example. English phonotactics certainly are a bit convoluted, but ghoti is a poor example of that, despite being commonly used.
    Edit: "Governs" probably isn't the best term since natural languages don't really have strict rules so much as general practices. I think about this stuff more in the context of conlangs that natural languages, which is why I thought of it more as rules. Sorry about that.

    • @sujimayne
      @sujimayne 4 года назад +14

      Yeah, that was a frustratingly bad and wrong example.

    • @davevanlaren2501
      @davevanlaren2501 4 года назад +4

      ah yes because most people know about phonotactics! you're right man, that solves all the confusion :D

    • @shy-watcher
      @shy-watcher 4 года назад +14

      @@davevanlaren2501 people know, they just don't realize it. Ghoti is a made up word so you can't memorize it, but you *know* it's not pronounced "fish".

    • @tyronewilson6463
      @tyronewilson6463 4 года назад +12

      I would prefer pfysche as an example of bad English spelling.

    • @thecobe-lee9674
      @thecobe-lee9674 4 года назад +4

      Tyrone Wilson I haven’t seen that before but that’s a really good one

  • @emperorsascharoni9577
    @emperorsascharoni9577 3 года назад +10

    "ON YOUR RIGHT" is the best callout. Every time it happens while turning so i never know where right was.

  • @cormac8276
    @cormac8276 3 года назад +51

    “The Black Death, or evening worse: THE FRENCH!”

  • @prstgsfrags8525
    @prstgsfrags8525 4 года назад +191

    This must be mostly an EU problem as everyone in the US calls it “market” and “Apps”. Never ever heard either place called kitchen

    • @Luckyyshot
      @Luckyyshot 4 года назад +17

      It's also the callouts in EU. The higher level you reach in CS, the more standardized the callouts become. Kitchen as a callout is rarely used at all these days. It is used for market sometimes, and sometimes kitchen refers to the back of apps (eventhough most people call that back apps).

    • @LilNess99
      @LilNess99 4 года назад +67

      @@Luckyyshot I've never heard someone call it market and im the EU. People always call it kitchen? I was shocked when he said poeple call it market

    • @Luckyyshot
      @Luckyyshot 4 года назад +7

      @@LilNess99 When people realize there's a kitchen in apps they stop calling it kitchen because of ambiguity (in other words the higher the level the less call it kitchen).

    • @PolakPL2002
      @PolakPL2002 4 года назад +10

      @@Luckyyshot Well, at least in Poland everyone calls "market" kitchen (either in English or Polish). That real kitchen is just apartments or behind apartments.

    • @LilNess99
      @LilNess99 4 года назад +8

      @@PolakPL2002 yeah exactly. Never heard of anyone calling the Little corner in apps for kitchen. We mostly call its corner or bangable

  • @feisty-trog-12345
    @feisty-trog-12345 4 года назад +115

    "No stubbornly sticking to gay spot"
    "Let's all drop our pride"
    I don't like where this is going

  • @tightvagina
    @tightvagina 4 года назад +1131

    US counter strike is so much simpler most people call that spot “hes walling”

    • @shirubaurufu
      @shirubaurufu 4 года назад +21

      Made me laugh more than it should've

    • @Scotty-vs4lf
      @Scotty-vs4lf 3 года назад +1

      unfortunately most people I matchmake with are because im low level I always get shot through walls and stuff but again, US counterstrike

    • @spammingtitanxd6687
      @spammingtitanxd6687 3 года назад

      For me it was called cheater

    • @hoodpooper
      @hoodpooper 3 года назад +1

      litterly impossible to find a csgo server without a blatant hacker

    • @monke2361
      @monke2361 3 года назад

      matchmaking in a nutshell

  • @FrostDzNz
    @FrostDzNz 4 года назад +32

    Oh and before we get to callouts, we need to recognize that so many people call info after it happens or call it after they complain. I always see this in MM, some streamers, and in third party ranked ladders where you have 2 pushing B and call it after they kill you or for the latter scenario you swing on a flanker, die, scream "F THIS GAME", he kills your secondary anchor, then you say "one flanking"...

    • @philip_bray
      @philip_bray 4 года назад +2

      Its very hard to just not get angry.

  • @FlareKnight808
    @FlareKnight808 4 года назад +13

    5:16 - Love the subtitles around here, perfection

  • @iGamezRo
    @iGamezRo 3 года назад +6

    4:35 or even worse the french. ok that was funny.

  • @Pigness7
    @Pigness7 4 года назад +36

    "all languages will merge into one"
    Newspeak be like

  • @SkyBorik
    @SkyBorik 4 года назад +27

    When I started playing CSGO I thought that CT is spelled "city"

  • @erlendstaavi1151
    @erlendstaavi1151 4 года назад +16

    this video felt very different, and im guessing that was a conscious choice of him.
    more savage jokes, no music, and a more... dynamic voice?
    i like it!
    though i love your dads music as well

  • @egerttiido
    @egerttiido 4 года назад +4

    Acctuly this story happend with me.
    It started on competetive and i was on the T side (mirage). Me and my friend wanted to rush B (im not a russian) and my teammates where ok with that. Then we went appartments 1 guy stayed behind watching backalley. Me, friend and 2 other players went in apartments and i was going first my teammates + friend behind me and i jumped out of the window (apartment window). I was looking shop and i called out "2 SHOP" and my teammate sayed "what?" And i sayed again "2 Shop" and he died. He yelled at me "WTF THATS KITCHEN U NOOB WORST PLAYER EVER U NUB" and they wanted to kick me but atleast i had my friend and i didint get kicked. My teammates where toxik the rest of the game and to my friend too.
    Thats all and thats it.
    I hate playing with strangers........

  • @skullkid12303
    @skullkid12303 4 года назад +88

    "I want everyone speaking English and using metric... But we knew that's never going to happen"
    Regiold alert the Queen, we're going conquering again. *Hail Britannia blares in background*

    • @2OXX
      @2OXX 4 года назад +1

      In 1814 we took a little trip along with colonel Jackson down the mighty mississip...

    • @AgentAsh
      @AgentAsh 4 года назад

      Umm, yeah, Britain will have to actually learn metric first ;)

    • @rogercruz1547
      @rogercruz1547 4 года назад

      I'm brasilian, I speak american english and I use the metric system...
      for what I understand there's a lot of people that speaks english around the world and a lot of people using the metric system... his ideal world might be closer than he thinks

  • @lilpeach101
    @lilpeach101 4 года назад +10

    7:34 petition to add Pride flags to all gay spots.

  • @megaepicwombat8494
    @megaepicwombat8494 4 года назад +13

    "There might still be weird dialects in far out places like the rain forrests and Cornwall"
    I laughed more than I should have at that

  • @blitzkrieg2928
    @blitzkrieg2928 4 года назад +16

    Why don't they just use bot Ava and tell her to hold the kitchen and wherever she goes that's kitchen then.

    • @oliverkangas4510
      @oliverkangas4510 4 года назад

      @@magicalprotectiondoll1483 cringe?? :D

    • @YetAnotherInv
      @YetAnotherInv 4 года назад

      @@magicalprotectiondoll1483 How is it cringe? Could you explain?

  • @spk._
    @spk._ 4 года назад +15

    kitchen refers to the mirage, you can say "they ktichen" and your team will know they are in mirage

  • @MrHat.
    @MrHat. 4 года назад +19

    Someone's been watching Tom Scott's Language Files

  • @___UN
    @___UN 4 года назад +20

    in my house

    • @collegepark301
      @collegepark301 4 года назад +1

      what a coincidence, its on my house too!

  • @brutalnyas5639
    @brutalnyas5639 4 года назад +7

    once we played with some Poles and from that day everything on mirage is "Kuchnia"

  • @theAcum
    @theAcum 4 года назад +8

    "Most of them are dead"
    Wdym, most?

  • @jockeyfield1954
    @jockeyfield1954 4 года назад +19

    "i haven't memorized most locations"
    me when trying to call out an enemy: he's under that room near the sniper's nest!

  • @mathy4605
    @mathy4605 4 года назад +15

    The "gay spots" in Brazilian Counter-Strike are called "newba", which is a corruption of "newbie", meant obviously to insult anyone who hides in there. In Mirage A site, it refers specifically to that spot on the right, where there are 2 boxes that box you in.

    • @macalisternewby5679
      @macalisternewby5679 4 года назад

      Mathy are you talking about firebox (hiding in the two boxes) or ninja (right next to the two boxes in that tiny little cubby)?

    • @giovanni679
      @giovanni679 4 года назад

      @@macalisternewby5679 firebox. The ninja one we call It ninja too.

    • @D0rlisok
      @D0rlisok 4 года назад +2

      In french we say coin pute. Coin means corner and you know what pute means.

    • @0p10ids7
      @0p10ids7 4 года назад

      That's called ninja macaco

  • @bievh6033
    @bievh6033 4 года назад +9

    The callout "kitchen" is like the weapon name "scout". Neither of those are officially in CSGO, but some people still use them because of 1.6.
    kitchen = market
    scout = ssg 08
    There are a lot more callouts that come from older versions of CS and aren't officially in game. You still should understand some of them.

  • @siilph
    @siilph 3 года назад +6

    best call out is “dont peak” and thats cap

  • @cake.1344
    @cake.1344 4 года назад +8

    "far out places like the rainforest, or Cornwall" underrated joke

  • @guiorgy
    @guiorgy 4 года назад +22

    Fine, let's rename everything to diggity. I guarantee that everyone will be able to remember the new names for spots really fast!

    • @thefunnier716
      @thefunnier716 4 года назад +1

      Im bri ish cause the schewped americans frew the t into the ocean Im bri ish cause the schewped americans frew the t into the ocean

  • @thanoscar8709
    @thanoscar8709 4 года назад +5

    3klik: embrace change
    valve: ok it's shop now
    3klik: no not like that

  • @Mac-J
    @Mac-J 4 года назад +7

    “Where is kitchen” Kitchen is where comrades peel potatoes.

  • @joshwhouh6387
    @joshwhouh6387 3 года назад +4

    On A site on train the only call out my friend will hear from me is “he’s at the train”

  • @Lu-fn5st
    @Lu-fn5st 4 года назад +16

    Everybody calls Shop Kitchen!
    The Spot between Stairs and Tetris is called Sandwich!
    Aps is called aps!
    Also NOBODY calls Window Snipers Nest!

    • @brendancunningham2870
      @brendancunningham2870 4 года назад +6

      I actually hear 'Snipers Nest' used a lot here in NA, and having come from EU a lot of their call-out's are very different which can be confusing :)

    • @davie1560
      @davie1560 4 года назад

      "Kitchen" is where the kitchen is, "Aps" is short for apartments so either is fine, and "window" is a sniper's nest.

    • @osk4r99
      @osk4r99 4 года назад +1

      I allways say Snipers Nest

    • @philip_bray
      @philip_bray 4 года назад

      Are you NA or EU?

    • @jort93z
      @jort93z 4 года назад

      Thats true for the EU, at least.

  • @s1r285
    @s1r285 4 года назад +6

    What part of market looks like a kitchen...

    • @srensen3081
      @srensen3081 4 года назад

      its a callout from before csgo was a thing

    • @Zeie
      @Zeie 4 года назад

      floor tiles

  • @OneDollaBill
    @OneDollaBill 4 года назад +10

    People in Eu call the "shop" Kitchen, and people in NA call it market. It just basically has 2 callouts depending on region 🤷🏻‍♂️

    • @y0ugur741
      @y0ugur741 4 года назад

      No russians call it kitchen and everyone else call it shop/market

    • @D0rlisok
      @D0rlisok 4 года назад +1

      Y0UGUR7 wrong

    • @y0ugur741
      @y0ugur741 4 года назад

      @@D0rlisok youre russian

    • @D0rlisok
      @D0rlisok 4 года назад +3

      Y0UGUR7 no, swiss, and I’ve encountered players of all countries of Europe and most of the time everyone say « kitchen ».

    • @suqzz966
      @suqzz966 4 года назад

      @@D0rlisok true

  • @Masheen
    @Masheen 4 года назад +2

    I have always called shop kitchen. Most players I know either call it market or kitchen but the majority definitely calls it kitchen. I’ve actually never encountered any misunderstanding with this market/kitchen thing. Everyone I play with understands either callout, like triple or firebox on A site.

  • @LotsOfS
    @LotsOfS 4 года назад +3

    "sometimes i use generic terms like "

  • @n1t_
    @n1t_ 4 года назад +24

    The spot "Kitchen/Apartments" on Mirage is called "Bänger" anyway

    • @Flashv28
      @Flashv28 4 года назад +4

      "gay spot" is called "Bohlen"

    • @2fast4me9
      @2fast4me9 4 года назад

      only in the german scene i think tho

    • @Donga1337
      @Donga1337 4 года назад +3

      @@2fast4me9 and you are called "genius"

    • @2fast4me9
      @2fast4me9 4 года назад

      TiinceS why?

    • @Donga1337
      @Donga1337 4 года назад

      @@2fast4me9 because he's obviously joking and knows its only a german thing