What always gets me about Feuerschwanz videos is the degree to which everyone in them seems to be having an absolute blast - just serious enough to be awesome, while simultaneously being silly as hell. Never change that bit lads and lasses.
@@DK-MagneticName I mean I think there's more evidence he existed than that he didn't, but that doesn't make him magical or the son of god or anything.
@@DontKillFriends All religions are founded by a real person (Mohammed and Buddha for example). What I find funny is that most of the people either believe that they are 100% real or 100% lies, there is no room for gray points or analysis. For my part, I think it's sad that Jesus was born 900 years before the Varangians arrived in that region, it would literally be Jesus training with viking soldiers like in the videoclip :(
@@saintkoro This is a good point. While I reject literal Christian interpretations, I can't say there isn't any wisdom within Jesus' words or lessons contained within scripture. Buddha had countless wise statements, but one need not follow a modern Buddhist hierarchy. Life is really all colored in gray.
I just love how fucking wholesome this is actually. Random skinny guy walks into their village and they get him into shape and encourage him every step of the way and cheer him on after helping him back to his feet after he fails initially.
This song's been sitting buried under dozens of open tabs, unlistened to, for a month now. Kind of glad I left it there until now. Because I really needed the motivation boost today. Definitely going into my gym playlist.
true. the tables he flipped in the church hall historically were over 100lbs. He was not the skinny little beatnick non-believers like to portray him as.
@@jamesp7351 its more of what his physique was based on rather what nonbelievers think. A ripped dude with middle-eastern face wouldn't fit much the narration back in the old days.
@@Luthwen1301 школьники, когда вы уже научитесь себя адекватно вести?) То ты, обезьяна, на мой комментарий отвечаешь, то сверху видел человека, который поддерживает гонения верующих)
Ja, echt, Electric Callboy haben in dem Video echt noch gefehlt. Hatten die keine Zeit, oder ihr keine passenden Klamotten für die? Naja, vielleicht das nächste mal… Album ist eh vorbestellt. Auch das von TDSOTM. 😁
@@cremisiketchupBoth bands are good, style is different though. And they use different instruments. But I wouldn't say, that Feuerschwanz is "a bad imitation" of Nanowar of Steel. Both are originals! Both are great.
Hauptman, Hodi, Hans, Johanna, Jarne and Rollo. And of course Myu and Mush-Mush too. You have done it again. EPIC! Even though you're on tour most of you were there in chat for the premiere. That is true dedication to your fans and has to be commended. So many uptight people are going to be pissed off by this video. I absolutely love it!
Pues a mí encanta Soy cristiano y admiro también el paganismo. Me parece bonito y muy simpático el video, donde tratan a Jesús como un amigo y lo ayudan a ponerse fuerte. Ser bueno no significa estar débil físicamente
@@franciscoinfantebell2915 Y si sabes historia y te acuerdas de que durante la evangelización de Escandinavia, hubo un tiempo en que (para desesperación de AMBAS religiones) hubo vikingos que "adoptaron" a Jesús como "otro diós" de su panteón, se agarraron a la profecía de victoria sobre el Maligno para rechazar la profecía de derrota en Ragnarok, y el resultado fué que *hubo un tiempo en que Jesús recibió rezos para conceder la victoria en Ragnarok como parte del panteón wotánico,* te ibas a reir aun más de que _esta canción es RIGUROSAMENTE HISTÓRICA._ Yo diría que incluso las gafas de sol.
"dont try this at home?" brother. as soon as this axe wound in my foot heals, (don't ask. i did it myself.) i'm gonna start working with some spare railroad ties i've got sitting around and put up my own crossfit crucifix on top of the mountain. so when humans drive by in the valley they can see me in the dusk, be-loinclothed, with a hole in my right foot, lifting large rocks while standing on a cross. thanks for the fun new hobby. y'all fecking rock. we don't get much good music in america, so bands like y'all are a lifeline to the rest of world. keep on rollin'. on a personal note, i would also like to thank my good friend and benefactor, the agorithim, for bringing me this joyful hymn.
How on earth do you keep getting better and better and better, I swear you guys will never peak and I'm loving every second of it :D oh and as usual, PLEASE PLAY IN THE UK!! I had this song on repeat on Spotify since I got to work at 6am this morning, I just got home to see this video and it's just stunning. Please never stop Feuerschwanz
I run a kitchen in a butcher shop/deli by myself, and this got me through my 9 hour shift so beautifully today! Its amazing how much energy your music gives me :) Funny story, once when I had a routine health inspection, I had Todsünden playing (I am fortunate enough to be able to listen to whatever I want at work!), and the inspector commented on how energetic your music is, and that it must help me through my shifts, and by Odin was she right! Amazing as always and thanks for everything 🔥
I sort of saw it as TTJ was weak and wimpy because he was a Crossfitter, hence the sign above his head which is where sins were written. So...don't do Crossfit. Lol But some people make it sound like it was a pun? Still don't do Crossfit though.
@@Heavy_Metal_Cyclist I wouldn't call it a diss track by any means... unless you're insecure about your own intellect. The meathead trope is found in the lyrics but I really doubt the band is dissing anyone who likes to workout. Relax my dude.
The idea of Jesus just hanging out and getting fit with a bunch of Norse warriors while the skalds go crazy on instruments is a thing i did not know I wanted until i got it here
Many people will say it's blasphemy, but I really liked it. The Wytvingians wouldn't be so obliging... everyone would be more obliging than the Jews, but whatever. Awesome music video, song and melody too!!! Greetings from Poland.
FEUERSCHWANZ never disappoints! I like their choruses which always make you want to sing and dance and the humor that is often present in their videos!
napalm records is currently the best heavy metal label, thanks to napalm records i met and am meeting a lot of new and good bands, this one above is one.
Look to the sky where the dragons fly Sweeping down from high with magic and might Bearing runes from old with a message fortold `bout an album to come both brave and bold It is FEUERSCHWANZ, behold Sorry I can´t be there for the live stream, will catch up later.
@@TheOriginalFoxtrotCharlie All is well here, busy times at the farm. I have been shoveling gravel all day (would have loved some help from the characters in the video😂) I have about 2 days left reparing the covered drains on a field and then it´s time to prepare for the sowing season, it is late this year, usually I am finished around this time but this year I probobly won´t start until mid May. Hopefully I will get my eye operation on Monday depending on how inflamed it is (check up on Friday so fingers crossed) How are things in your end of the world? Have you found a new place yet?
Ich freue mich schon auf das Konzert dieses Jahr in Köln. Meine Freude ist noch größer, da ich schonmal Karten für Feuerschwanz in Köln hatte und ich einfach ne Stunde nachdem das Konzert angefangen hatte aufgewacht bin 🍻🍻 War so angepisst , den Beutezug verpasst zu haben und den Hauptmann und seinen geilen Haufen nicht aus voller Kehle unterstützen zu können..😢⛵🍻🔥
Hans and the band with the bezerkermode on fire. Keep it up. Always with the bangers. Much love to you all and the family. Looks like you all had a blast with this production
Fun fact: during the early part of Scandinavian christianization, some Swedes actually adopted it half-way, taking the Christian god as "another one" for their polytheistic beliefs - much to the dismay of BOTH religion's clergies. They even took the "prophesy of final victory against Evil" of Christianism and used it to reject the "prophesy of defeat in Ragnarok" of Wotanism. *TL;DR: there WAS a time when Jesus Christ received prayers from Vikings to grant them victory in Ragnarok.* *_tfw Feuerschwanz is historically accurate_*
Ich hatte ewig probleme mit der Motivation meinen Schwabbel anzugehen. Benutze das jetzt als Wecker, damit hab ich genug motivation hin zu gehen... naja und wenn ich schon mal da bin :D dann kann ichs auch durchziehen (Seit der Song draußen ist und ich den dafür benutze 12kg weg :D)
The whole Crossfit bit, and then the Final Fantasy Cactuar dance flash mob had me crackling my ribs like bubble wrap. 2 for 2 so far on new album singles. Brilliant!
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Big thanks to all the BERZERKERS out there! Especially the ones who helped this video come to live - and of course our Lord and Savior Tiktok Jesus!🙏
Metal gym in dah house
Big thanks for the consistently amazing music 🔥🐲
Video mit lattenpaul.
we need more of these drums!
And that Amazon Viking lady! ❤❤❤
Das Video ist unglaublich männlich. Meine kleine Tochter (5. Jahre alt) hat es gehört und plötzlich ist ihr ein Bart gewachsen.
I dont speak german but i understood xD
Ich sehe bildlich Bud Spencer im Kinderwagen vor mir
Best Google translation ever 👌🏼
I'm a girl, I'm 16, but after these songs I have to trim my beard regularly)
😂😂😂
What always gets me about Feuerschwanz videos is the degree to which everyone in them seems to be having an absolute blast - just serious enough to be awesome, while simultaneously being silly as hell.
Never change that bit lads and lasses.
ofcourse its silly, imagine jesus meeting fucking vikings
@@katinukanalas imagine people believing that Jesus was more than a fairytale 😂
@@DK-MagneticName I mean I think there's more evidence he existed than that he didn't, but that doesn't make him magical or the son of god or anything.
@@DontKillFriends All religions are founded by a real person (Mohammed and Buddha for example). What I find funny is that most of the people either believe that they are 100% real or 100% lies, there is no room for gray points or analysis.
For my part, I think it's sad that Jesus was born 900 years before the Varangians arrived in that region, it would literally be Jesus training with viking soldiers like in the videoclip :(
@@saintkoro This is a good point. While I reject literal Christian interpretations, I can't say there isn't any wisdom within Jesus' words or lessons contained within scripture. Buddha had countless wise statements, but one need not follow a modern Buddhist hierarchy. Life is really all colored in gray.
I laughed so hard when they put him on the crossfit. One of the best from Feuerschwanz.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Crossfit teaches you how to incorrectly have incorrect form 😂😂😂 BroScience!
I spat my tea out! Havent laughed so hard in ages.
Cross-fit =D
100% agree!!! 🤣😂🤣😂
Electric Callboy does "Pump It", Nanowar of Steel does "Valhalleluja" Feuerschwanz says 'Halt mein Bier, bitte'
well, the Grailknights - pumping iron power, would like to say "Hi, Here hold my dumbbell set."
Wohl eher "Halt mal mein Metfest"
@@Skewebjor 😆
Victorius has Triceps Ceratops
that genuinely made me laugh
I just love how fucking wholesome this is actually. Random skinny guy walks into their village and they get him into shape and encourage him every step of the way and cheer him on after helping him back to his feet after he fails initially.
Feuerschwanz ist genau das, was Musik sein sollte. Es ist kein Job, sondern eine Leidenschaft, die glücklich macht.
I'm a simple man.
When Napalm updates songs....
I watch.
I once said something similar when a random video came across my YT feed: If it comes out of Napalm Records, I'm gonna like it....
This song's been sitting buried under dozens of open tabs, unlistened to, for a month now. Kind of glad I left it there until now. Because I really needed the motivation boost today.
Definitely going into my gym playlist.
I only found this and feuerschwanz after some one mentioned one of the women bodybuilders who featured in it
kratos and jesus on the same video ;D awesome
People tend to forget that Jesus was a carpenter - he had to be ripped as heck
MF had them biblical gains
true. the tables he flipped in the church hall historically were over 100lbs. He was not the skinny little beatnick non-believers like to portray him as.
@@jamesp7351 Amen brother! 🙏
@@jamesp7351 its more of what his physique was based on rather what nonbelievers think. A ripped dude with middle-eastern face wouldn't fit much the narration back in the old days.
Just like Jesus I'm a carpenter
Forging shelves with a hammer of Thor
Haven't really discovered a metal band that made me feel 30 years younger in a while.
Instant fan.
No matter how bad my depression may be acting up I can always count on a Feuerschwanz video to help cheer me up.
Дружище, я считаю это оскорблением религии, а не поднятием настроения.
@@Demortyyygo cry about it then
@@Luthwen1301 школьники, когда вы уже научитесь себя адекватно вести?) То ты, обезьяна, на мой комментарий отвечаешь, то сверху видел человека, который поддерживает гонения верующих)
@@Demortyyymy friend I'm a devout Catholic and I found this a work of comedy gold
@@The_Republic_of_Ireland в России с религией все гораздо строже, и любое проявление подобной "комедии" ничем хорошим не закончится.
Berzerkermode ON! 💪🎸 Thanks to all who participated!
Ja, echt, Electric Callboy haben in dem Video echt noch gefehlt. Hatten die keine Zeit, oder ihr keine passenden Klamotten für die? Naja, vielleicht das nächste mal… Album ist eh vorbestellt. Auch das von TDSOTM. 😁
Hans, die Feuertaufe überstanden, größter Shredder King aller Zeiten. Die Kombination aus Geige und E-Gitarre walzt alles nieder❤😊
They are a bad imitation of Nanowar of Steel
@@cremisiketchupBoth bands are good, style is different though. And they use different instruments. But I wouldn't say, that Feuerschwanz is "a bad imitation" of Nanowar of Steel. Both are originals! Both are great.
@@TheEuronaut I prefer more original bands like IGORRR. Do you know this band?
CROSSFIT!🤣🤣🤣.
Fit as hell 😎
😂
If I ever get back back into the gym again this will be my workout song list
Hauptman, Hodi, Hans, Johanna, Jarne and Rollo. And of course Myu and Mush-Mush too. You have done it again. EPIC!
Even though you're on tour most of you were there in chat for the premiere. That is true dedication to your fans and has to be commended.
So many uptight people are going to be pissed off by this video. I absolutely love it!
Pues a mí encanta
Soy cristiano y admiro también el paganismo.
Me parece bonito y muy simpático el video, donde tratan a Jesús como un amigo y lo ayudan a ponerse fuerte.
Ser bueno no significa estar débil físicamente
@@franciscoinfantebell2915 Y si sabes historia y te acuerdas de que durante la evangelización de Escandinavia, hubo un tiempo en que (para desesperación de AMBAS religiones) hubo vikingos que "adoptaron" a Jesús como "otro diós" de su panteón, se agarraron a la profecía de victoria sobre el Maligno para rechazar la profecía de derrota en Ragnarok, y el resultado fué que *hubo un tiempo en que Jesús recibió rezos para conceder la victoria en Ragnarok como parte del panteón wotánico,* te ibas a reir aun más de que _esta canción es RIGUROSAMENTE HISTÓRICA._ Yo diría que incluso las gafas de sol.
"dont try this at home?"
brother.
as soon as this axe wound in my foot heals, (don't ask. i did it myself.)
i'm gonna start working with some spare railroad ties i've got sitting around and put up my own crossfit crucifix on top of the mountain.
so when humans drive by in the valley they can see me in the dusk, be-loinclothed, with a hole in my right foot, lifting large rocks while standing on a cross.
thanks for the fun new hobby. y'all fecking rock. we don't get much good music in america, so bands like y'all are a lifeline to the rest of world. keep on rollin'.
on a personal note, i would also like to thank my good friend and benefactor, the agorithim, for bringing me this joyful hymn.
"Crossfit" killed me so hard! I´m laughing in tears 😂🤣
Did you come back after three days?
Wie kann eine Band nur so viele geile Ohrwürmer raus bringen 👍
How on earth do you keep getting better and better and better, I swear you guys will never peak and I'm loving every second of it :D oh and as usual, PLEASE PLAY IN THE UK!!
I had this song on repeat on Spotify since I got to work at 6am this morning, I just got home to see this video and it's just stunning. Please never stop Feuerschwanz
I run a kitchen in a butcher shop/deli by myself, and this got me through my 9 hour shift so beautifully today! Its amazing how much energy your music gives me :)
Funny story, once when I had a routine health inspection, I had Todsünden playing (I am fortunate enough to be able to listen to whatever I want at work!), and the inspector commented on how energetic your music is, and that it must help me through my shifts, and by Odin was she right!
Amazing as always and thanks for everything 🔥
It must have been a great shift with Feuerschwanz playing for 9 hours!
Ihr wart so geil live, und der Support von Dark side of the Moon war großartig. Das Lied geht auf die Trainingsplaylist, gleich hinter Pump it! :D
Video 10/10
Musik 10/10
Stimme 10/10
Lyrics 10/10
Alles einfach 10/10
Neben Pump IT! von Electric Callboy wird das mein neuer Song fürs Gym ^^
You guys found a way to make crossfit appealing! I didn't think it was possible lol. This is going straight into my gym mix. Cheers!
I sort of saw it as TTJ was weak and wimpy because he was a Crossfitter, hence the sign above his head which is where sins were written. So...don't do Crossfit. Lol
But some people make it sound like it was a pun?
Still don't do Crossfit though.
@@erikacook7323 Chest flys with big stones is not cross fit... hense the appeal. Anyway I think we are in agreement here
@@erik21430Do you understand the lyrics? You know this is a disstrack against people who go to the gym ? 😬
@@Heavy_Metal_Cyclist I wouldn't call it a diss track by any means... unless you're insecure about your own intellect. The meathead trope is found in the lyrics but I really doubt the band is dissing anyone who likes to workout. Relax my dude.
Metal and Vikings are indeed brothers. They have never failed one another 🤘
This song is going definetly into my workout music folder!
The idea of Jesus just hanging out and getting fit with a bunch of Norse warriors while the skalds go crazy on instruments is a thing i did not know I wanted until i got it here
Many people will say it's blasphemy, but I really liked it. The Wytvingians wouldn't be so obliging... everyone would be more obliging than the Jews, but whatever. Awesome music video, song and melody too!!!
Greetings from Poland.
With this powerfully strong song I shall never surrender to this nightmare
Jesus is lifting for our sins
What kind of workout did he get?
@@ronaldpagar6513 Chest Fly 😆
@@deathamdx6 ?
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
If we don't sin, Jezus lifts for nothing.
Absoluter Ohrwurm, danke😁
Great finally Lyrical New Album I Can't wait for it I'm your big fan greetings from Indonesia 🤟🏻🤓🇮🇩🇮🇩🇮🇩🇮🇩
It's the crossfit sign had me in stitches great song definitely one for the work out list
FEUERSCHWANZ never disappoints! I like their choruses which always make you want to sing and dance and the humor that is often present in their videos!
Awesome video and great to workout with, Love Feuerschwanz and their music.
Who‘s ready to pump it up?
Pura Vida Mein Bruder , God have mercy of us !!!
❤❤❤❤me❤❤❤❤
Who not?🤔I think everybody is ready😁🤟🏻
I'm so ready ⚔️
🎶 You better suck it up, before you suck it in 🎶
It's Berserkin' Time
Been subbed to Napalm since 2013, and they have yet to disappoint.
napalm records is currently the best heavy metal label, thanks to napalm records i met and am meeting a lot of new and good bands, this one above is one.
Live war dieser Track einfach nur der Abriss 🤘🏻🤘🏻
Very good Viking metal feels good and to hear from my people
Scheiße ist das geil. Mehr will, und mehr kann ich nicht sagen. Gott das Crossfit war gut.
Ich habe so den Verdacht, dass Fegefeuer bisher euer geilstes Album ever wird! Freu mich drauf!
Look to the sky where the dragons fly
Sweeping down from high with magic and might
Bearing runes from old with a message fortold
`bout an album to come both brave and bold
It is FEUERSCHWANZ, behold
Sorry I can´t be there for the live stream, will catch up later.
Awww you will be sorely missed my friend!! Hope to chat soon. Hope all is well
Am i allucinating or there is kratos in the video? 😂😂😂
@@TheOriginalFoxtrotCharlie All is well here, busy times at the farm. I have been shoveling gravel all day (would have loved some help from the characters in the video😂) I have about 2 days left reparing the covered drains on a field and then it´s time to prepare for the sowing season, it is late this year, usually I am finished around this time but this year I probobly won´t start until mid May.
Hopefully I will get my eye operation on Monday depending on how inflamed it is (check up on Friday so fingers crossed)
How are things in your end of the world? Have you found a new place yet?
Es bringt einfach Spaß die zu hören und das Video zu sehen.
This was epic. This band is going places. I hope to see you live some day.
I’m here for Scotty Wartooth. Bloody brilliant stuff. Fantastic music! Will definitely watch more from this band.
I FUCKIGN LOVE THESE DRUMS!!!!
Ich würd euch mal so gerne Live sehen und ein paar Fotos mit euch machen. Mega was Ihr hier abliefert !!
Nächster Mega Song, freu mich schon voll aufs Album!
hat das Potential eines meiner lieblings Feuerschwanz Songs zu werden
Прокачали Иисуса ))
Хорошая пропаганда спорта - все весёлые, на свежем воздухе. Так держать!
Thankyou guys. Hail from western Canada
Da dachte man mit bastard von asgard habe man sein lieblingslied der cd und dann kommt ihr damit um die ecke! Love it!🤘🤘
Geiler Song. Freu mich jetzt schon auf euer nächstes Album.
The Bible story they didn’t tell you in Sunday school
Ich freue mich schon auf das Konzert dieses Jahr in Köln. Meine Freude ist noch größer, da ich schonmal Karten für Feuerschwanz in Köln hatte und ich einfach ne Stunde nachdem das Konzert angefangen hatte aufgewacht bin 🍻🍻 War so angepisst , den Beutezug verpasst zu haben und den Hauptmann und seinen geilen Haufen nicht aus voller Kehle unterstützen zu können..😢⛵🍻🔥
I’m looking forward to it as well! I’ll be in Köln too
Das wird ne Hammerscheibe! 🤘🤘🤘
Love the Kratos easter egg in this video. Glad this American discovered this band and have been listening to them more and more.
When u see him on the cross I near died of laughter
My new favourite song!!!! This is so catchy!
3:17 what song is this by them??
Bastard Von Asgard
This is now like my favourite song to listen to on Spotify wicked band keep it up guys
я бы в эту деревню на пару лет переехал, максимум мотивации :D
This is not a video clip. This is a movie that i would watch into cinemas
I heard them in July'23 @ Feuertanz Festival @ Abenberg, DE as headliner. What a cool show. On Saturday In Extremo couldn't reach Feuerschwanz.
I've listened to this song a thousand times but never got around to watching the video. Absolutely hilarious 🤣🤣🤣
Can't wait to see you in Hannover tomorrow!
This will be one of the greatest partys ever!
Ey das Video ist echt wieder richtig geil geworden🤩ohrwurm ist vorprogrammiert😂echt eines der coolsten Musik Videos❤
This is fantastic. So glad I follow both the band and TikTok Jesus. I love everything about this.
This is all kinds of epic! Feuerschwanz and Scotty are fricking fantastic! LET'S GO!! 🔥🔥🔥🔥
Soundtrack fürs GYM
How high were Feuerschwanz when they came up with the idea for this music video? 🤣 This was amazing
can confirm, this is great music for working out.
I may not understand most lyrics but the video is the single greatest thing since sliced bread 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
👌✨Absolutely glorious ✨
Was ne geile Nummer dat muß ich definitiv mal live hören.
Kann ich nur empfehlen! War letzte Woche in Fürth. Mega Konzert 🤘
I almost choked from laughing so hard, and the people around me looked at me like I was crazy. Thanks for the song❤. Was awesome
LOVE IT!
no saben lo mucho que me ayuda esta cancion para legar a tope en mis entrenamientos hurra berserker mode on 💪
Hello from the Philippines 🇵🇭
I love your music. 🤘🏻😈
Headbanging and laughing at the same time! Couldn't ask for more!
The best combination 😂
I'm crying with laughter, fucking awesome and good on you Jesus for joining in! Crossfit, genius!
Is that TikTok Jesus I see?? 😎
The crossfit was amazing, lol. As a Christian, I approve.
great work all. from a Canadian berzerker o7
TIKTOK JESUS!!!!!
Hell yeah! PLEASE come to America!
Wer hatte denn die geile Idee mit dem "Crossfit"? 😂 Mega stark, wie immer höchst unterhaltsam! 👌
I didn't know I needed this in my life.
Hans and the band with the bezerkermode on fire. Keep it up. Always with the bangers. Much love to you all and the family. Looks like you all had a blast with this production
Nice aggressive song, hilarious video. Going on the workout playlist.
Einfach ein geiles Lied fürs Fitnessstudio ⛹️ 😂
Und allgemein sein sehr gutes Album ❤
So chaotic and I love it
I just noticed there's a guy dressed like Kratos in here XD
This video is everything I love, fitness, nerdy fantasy video game shite, heavy metal music.
Fun fact: during the early part of Scandinavian christianization, some Swedes actually adopted it half-way, taking the Christian god as "another one" for their polytheistic beliefs - much to the dismay of BOTH religion's clergies. They even took the "prophesy of final victory against Evil" of Christianism and used it to reject the "prophesy of defeat in Ragnarok" of Wotanism.
*TL;DR: there WAS a time when Jesus Christ received prayers from Vikings to grant them victory in Ragnarok.*
*_tfw Feuerschwanz is historically accurate_*
Jesus answering the prayer: You got the wrong number.
@@ronibertsntiag881 Haven't you noticed a conspicuous lack of fire giants around here? As if they didn't exist anymore?
Sept the sunglasses
Mega geil! Erinnert mich von der Stimmung her etwas an Electric Callboy, beides mega energetisch mit einer groooßen Prise Humor :D
I shaved my beard a min ago and now I have beard braids just after listening to this masterpiece
Ich hatte ewig probleme mit der Motivation meinen Schwabbel anzugehen. Benutze das jetzt als Wecker, damit hab ich genug motivation hin zu gehen... naja und wenn ich schon mal da bin :D dann kann ichs auch durchziehen (Seit der Song draußen ist und ich den dafür benutze 12kg weg :D)
The whole Crossfit bit, and then the Final Fantasy Cactuar dance flash mob had me crackling my ribs like bubble wrap.
2 for 2 so far on new album singles. Brilliant!