The ASMR Roleplay Where You Don't Know What Roleplay It Is [No. 5]

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    ASMR Roleplay Where You Don't know what Roleplay it is [No.1]:
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    ASMR Roleplay Where You Don't know what Roleplay it is [No.2]:
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    ASMR Roleplay Where You Don't know what Roleplay it is [No.3]:
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    ASMR Roleplay Where You Don't know what Roleplay it is [No.4]:
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Комментарии • 4,4 тыс.

  • @inha1ed
    @inha1ed 4 года назад +5295

    The way his eyes light up when he says “popsicle sticks” can only look the same as mine did when I saw the notification

    • @syedkhalil1169
      @syedkhalil1169 4 года назад +4

      Lykanforce simp clout chaser

    • @kyan762
      @kyan762 4 года назад +66

      @@syedkhalil1169 not using it right bud 💀

    • @totallyashley
      @totallyashley 4 года назад +22

      Very accurate. I made a very non human sounding squeal.

    • @staraster141
      @staraster141 4 года назад +7

      Lykanforce me when erin showed up

    • @jesswood74
      @jesswood74 4 года назад +23

      2:42

  • @YourMateMurph
    @YourMateMurph 4 года назад +9552

    I feel like this is just one of those choose your own adventure books but instead of flipping to the different pages you’re just reading it straight through and it sounds very incoherent

    • @Coppyrightt
      @Coppyrightt 4 года назад +259

      Murph this is the perfect description for all his role play but don’t know what role play it is videos. 200% perfect 😂

    • @FaultyFreya
      @FaultyFreya 4 года назад +38

      that is 1 of the funniest things to do.

    • @janiearledge8174
      @janiearledge8174 4 года назад +17

      Murph YES

    • @MetricCosmos
      @MetricCosmos 4 года назад +28

      I loved the choose your own adventure books my favorite was the cave of time

    • @MetricCosmos
      @MetricCosmos 4 года назад +48

      Wait. I just realized that choose your own adventure books are just video games in book form

  • @krysimp.
    @krysimp. 4 года назад +2843

    When your goal was to sleep but you get emotionally invested in the storyline.

    • @southhoney
      @southhoney 4 года назад +29

      gemini the entire babblebrook series in a nutshell

    • @maybe_archer
      @maybe_archer 4 года назад +1

      me rn

    • @lovemonkey646
      @lovemonkey646 4 года назад +3

      Same bruh same

    • @Sam-bx9zr
      @Sam-bx9zr 4 года назад +8

      Bro legit same, that Marno/moon stuff had me like wait WHAT is happening?

    • @bahed7242
      @bahed7242 4 года назад +1

      Yep

  • @GameMasterz2013
    @GameMasterz2013 4 года назад +2430

    “do you mind if i adjust your hair?”
    *me, a bald man* - sure bro go ahead

  • @Wolfentodd
    @Wolfentodd 4 года назад +3593

    I love how he cuts several scenes just as he’s about to loose his shit

    • @zahidkhanamir3279
      @zahidkhanamir3279 4 года назад +24

      That happens in real life too

    • @DummyBrainGaming
      @DummyBrainGaming 4 года назад +76

      Yeah, we definitely need a blooper reel

    • @spraybottle1777
      @spraybottle1777 4 года назад +41

      9:26
      9:36

    • @M0nsterHvH
      @M0nsterHvH 4 года назад +12

      Lose

    • @Wolfentodd
      @Wolfentodd 4 года назад +4

      llMxnster- look my phone will autocorrect me either way, I don’t need you autocorrecting my phones retarded autocorrect.

  • @laurenp_xxx
    @laurenp_xxx 4 года назад +3891

    “This is glue, it keeps glitter in line.”
    Never has there been a more accurate description of glue.

    • @jackasscamara380
      @jackasscamara380 4 года назад +76

      Then he holds up glitter and says "I have no idea what this is" I started laughing

    • @babyboynahz9181
      @babyboynahz9181 4 года назад +12

      It's the fact that he "doesn't know what glue is"

    • @Deathray5005
      @Deathray5005 4 года назад +30

      "A microwave.
      You can use it to punish food that's been bad."
      - A Hat in Time

    • @attillawright1460
      @attillawright1460 4 года назад +4

      If you think about it, a grill is just putting pencil lines on meat while it's cooking.

    • @kaijukingofthemonsters1075
      @kaijukingofthemonsters1075 4 года назад

      @@Deathray5005 i hear you have a dream

  • @zy7422
    @zy7422 4 года назад +2742

    The most anticipated sequel in history

  • @lemon6531
    @lemon6531 4 года назад +1490

    LOL THE WAY HE FIXES HIS TIE AFTER THE CUT

  • @mitch6469
    @mitch6469 4 года назад +778

    SEEING ERIN IN THIS ROLEPLAY LITERALLY MADE MY ENTIRE DAY

    • @greatbritten2361
      @greatbritten2361 4 года назад +44

      sarah her name is Dr. Goodman

    • @TheHiszpanTV
      @TheHiszpanTV 4 года назад +15

      They're dating..

    • @daisyc5908
      @daisyc5908 4 года назад +3

      Patryk Bastrykin how do you knowww

    • @lils2549
      @lils2549 4 года назад +5

      @@daisyc5908 instagrammmm

    • @WillWright77
      @WillWright77 4 года назад +2

      Patryk Bastrykin yeah, we know...

  • @savi7171
    @savi7171 4 года назад +1320

    The excitement that he greets us with when he realizes that we're "Popsicle Sticks" brings me so much joy.

    • @harrymack3565
      @harrymack3565 4 года назад +5

      It really is delightful!

    • @selahgoins
      @selahgoins 4 года назад +27

      Savi same vibes as when steve says “henderson!!” on stranger things

    • @smolsnoof1975
      @smolsnoof1975 4 года назад +1

      Were not Popsicle sticks our arm are. He says so in a different video of this series

    • @marrowyoutube
      @marrowyoutube 4 года назад +6

      "POPsicle sticks! 👁️👄👁️"

    • @shrekwazowski8199
      @shrekwazowski8199 4 года назад +2

      PuaOPSICle sticks!

  • @sillygrl
    @sillygrl 4 года назад +1651

    did gabe write riverdale because that show makes about as much sense as this

    • @Domisdrawings
      @Domisdrawings 4 года назад +90

      Nah, this is enjoyable

    • @missmasquerade228
      @missmasquerade228 4 года назад +33

      But 125 times better

    • @liviniadrake6414
      @liviniadrake6414 4 года назад +16

      clamantha dude I’m 3 seasons in since yesterday and I don’t understand half of it in the show😂

    • @sillygrl
      @sillygrl 4 года назад +14

      Nia Drake riverdales plot is a deep mystery we will never figure out.

    • @liviniadrake6414
      @liviniadrake6414 4 года назад +7

      clamantha fo realllll

  • @vibingnem6282
    @vibingnem6282 4 года назад +385

    "I'm just sketching the flames around you" my instantaneous thought was that Elmo meme.

  • @niightcrawler
    @niightcrawler 4 года назад +1703

    I can’t tell if I’m at a really bad therapist’s office or a really bad doctor’s office.

    • @brownie3129
      @brownie3129 4 года назад +8

      both

    • @niightcrawler
      @niightcrawler 4 года назад +4

      BrownieRainbow understandable

    • @lowkeystudios5026
      @lowkeystudios5026 4 года назад +10

      You are in neither, you are in the best of both marno and marno

    • @noahgriffith3792
      @noahgriffith3792 4 года назад +8

      You are in the deep recesses of Marno's mind (A.K.A. Gabe)

    • @crethan219
      @crethan219 4 года назад +8

      @@lowkeystudios5026 I think you mean gabe, that is definitely gabe in this vid, I think marno is still in jail

  • @Nirocalla
    @Nirocalla 4 года назад +3788

    I got so happy when he lit up and said “popsicle sticks!!” Like, Aw he remembered me.

    • @neonpaintings1994
      @neonpaintings1994 4 года назад +136

      Why does it remind me of coming home but then your dog just runs towards you.

    • @Nirocalla
      @Nirocalla 4 года назад +35

      Isabelle Montville Lol adorable chaos!

    • @sunshineasmr9970
      @sunshineasmr9970 4 года назад +11

      Isabelle Montville p

    • @siobhankent5242
      @siobhankent5242 4 года назад +5

      Isabelle Montville what?

    • @thomasnolastname8734
      @thomasnolastname8734 4 года назад +14

      @@neonpaintings1994 because Marno is a Spaniel in human form

  • @ruby5787
    @ruby5787 4 года назад +1282

    "Pants! I love pants! How many pairs do you have on?"
    "....None."
    "Not...enough....pants..."

    • @colewright6239
      @colewright6239 4 года назад +3

      Robyn Johnson I thought it was one, and you can never wear too much pants

    • @lotusflower_
      @lotusflower_ 4 года назад +2

      hmmmmmmmmm n o n e ?

    • @ruby5787
      @ruby5787 4 года назад

      @@lotusflower_ Yah. None.

    • @lotusflower_
      @lotusflower_ 4 года назад +1

      Robyn Johnson *interesting...*

    • @ruby5787
      @ruby5787 4 года назад +2

      @@lotusflower_ Not really. It's an ASMR video. You watch those before going to sleep. Most people don't wear pants to sleep.

  • @uneditedjester6250
    @uneditedjester6250 4 года назад +997

    “Anyway I gotta listen to your temperature”
    My brain: *struggles to make sense of what he said*

  • @jessicae2690
    @jessicae2690 4 года назад +952

    ASMR but you're having a really bad acid trip, and as you're traveling through different dimensions you reunite with your imaginary friend.

    • @skylar2522
      @skylar2522 4 года назад +6

      this comment wins

    • @emersynkic1772
      @emersynkic1772 4 года назад +2

      @@skylar2522 agreed

    • @alex.italics
      @alex.italics 4 года назад +6

      how is this somehow really wholesome to me?

    • @yeahrequiem751
      @yeahrequiem751 4 года назад +9

      Damn even my imaginary friend got a gf

    • @itsyaboi7213
      @itsyaboi7213 4 года назад +5

      Now this is something I'd watch

  • @dkfetty
    @dkfetty 4 года назад +3343

    Teacher: "The test isn't that confusing."
    The test:

  • @whiteboyjpeg
    @whiteboyjpeg 4 года назад +466

    ”If you hold it just right, it can feel like you've found a cheat code for cutting” I have NEVER related to something SO HARD in my life...

    • @nayrablatt
      @nayrablatt 4 года назад +6

      the fact that I saw your comment just when he started saying that scares me

    • @factsman5714
      @factsman5714 4 года назад

      Nayra Blatt bruh same here

  • @themovingcastle
    @themovingcastle 4 года назад +154

    “POPSICLE STICKS” that was the wholesome interaction i’ve had with anybody in a while

  • @wistymist
    @wistymist 4 года назад +2053

    Marno: “What should it be instead?”
    Moon: “Carousel”
    *romance intensifies*

    • @caution-monkey4603
      @caution-monkey4603 4 года назад +65

      *Careless whisper plays softly in the distance*

    • @KokoSupreme
      @KokoSupreme 4 года назад +2

      I don’t get it :/

    • @KokoSupreme
      @KokoSupreme 4 года назад +4

      Book too short should be long?

    • @esserlamp
      @esserlamp 4 года назад +4

      Live Bullets like booooook
      (I might of been 1/2 awake when I said that)

    • @WAAAAAAHAHAHAHAAAA
      @WAAAAAAHAHAHAHAAAA 4 года назад +3

      Live Bullets they kissed

  • @stormmanning7160
    @stormmanning7160 4 года назад +2413

    The role play is “doctor that cures your insecurities...but like we both have ADHD”

    • @ThatTonka
      @ThatTonka 4 года назад +4

      No

    • @mackiexoxo8193
      @mackiexoxo8193 4 года назад +74

      As someone with ADHD, you're so right

    • @Penguinman2.0
      @Penguinman2.0 4 года назад +24

      Mackie Xoxo ok, as members of the adhd court
      I want you to make sure you know what you are doing. I agree but you need to officially say you agree with me.

    • @mackiexoxo8193
      @mackiexoxo8193 4 года назад +32

      @@Penguinman2.0 My brain's not working, translate it to dumb bitch language please

    • @Penguinman2.0
      @Penguinman2.0 4 года назад +4

      Mackie Xoxo agree or he no get verify

  • @gatotequila
    @gatotequila 4 года назад +1098

    “anyway i gotta listen to ur temperature... *u did a good job* “THAT CRACKED ME UP

  • @cookielovergirl1
    @cookielovergirl1 4 года назад +2310

    "Carousel.... *goes in for makeout*"
    Me: "o-oh? Oh. Oh?"

    • @Thehalomen
      @Thehalomen 4 года назад +65

      I had the same reaction XD

    • @shanw.2948
      @shanw.2948 4 года назад +41

      I did not understand until it happend 😂

    • @wrengaming1519
      @wrengaming1519 4 года назад +23

      Me: "that's hot" thadshot from a fallout parody

    • @mrfinale3663
      @mrfinale3663 3 года назад +1

      i wonder how i could still be answering

    • @jochemvanlogten9438
      @jochemvanlogten9438 3 года назад +5

      I wanna like but u have 666 likes :/

  • @ferretpate2948
    @ferretpate2948 4 года назад +2457

    How am I supposed to relax when my two favourite asmrtists go in for a kiss not once but twice?!

    • @Wythilogical
      @Wythilogical 4 года назад +94

      My question is did they actually do it? Like i really hope not cause that's how you make friends into awkward not so friendly friends.

    • @RecoveryGirl116
      @RecoveryGirl116 4 года назад +307

      @@Wythilogical They are dating lol.

    • @Wythilogical
      @Wythilogical 4 года назад +9

      Nooo I donbalibit

    • @OhKaiizer
      @OhKaiizer 4 года назад +44

      @@RecoveryGirl116 i thought she has a girlfriend (might be outdated tho, cuz thats a bit ago)

    • @scrithen2818
      @scrithen2818 4 года назад +73

      OmniGift dude, theyve been dating for a while

  • @younglingslaughterer4204
    @younglingslaughterer4204 4 года назад +7794

    Need a video titled “Gabe and Dr.Goodman go on a date and you third wheel”

    • @alexisics
      @alexisics 4 года назад +158

      (commenting so more people can see this)

    • @OA-Buds
      @OA-Buds 4 года назад +57

      @@alexisics I don't think that's how it works lol

    • @alexisics
      @alexisics 4 года назад +139

      @@OA-Buds naw. The more replys I on the comment the farther up the RUclips algorithm pushes it up.

    • @OA-Buds
      @OA-Buds 4 года назад +113

      @@alexisics Wow I learned something today. Thank you

    • @bullet6311
      @bullet6311 4 года назад +55

      I just read your username and i think its perfect

  • @Jazz-om7jk
    @Jazz-om7jk 4 года назад +785

    THE KISSING PARTS GAVE ME AN ANEURYSM I WASNT EXPECTING THAT NOT ONLY ONCE BUT TWICE

    • @lenezhg
      @lenezhg 4 года назад +34

      Are they dating??!!

    • @brettwheeler174
      @brettwheeler174 4 года назад +9

      Yeah wheres that coming from

    • @Jazz-om7jk
      @Jazz-om7jk 4 года назад +45

      Arlene zheng I have no idea but my brain was like oh they’d be a cute couple but girls & guys can be friends without dating....then BAM KISS

    • @lewey5456
      @lewey5456 4 года назад +6

      @@lenezhg yes

    • @sadicalradness6927
      @sadicalradness6927 4 года назад +19

      I am pretty sure they live together

  • @honeyboy9570
    @honeyboy9570 4 года назад +1475

    “how soggy are you feeling today?”
    like an over saturated cotton ball :/

  • @ryanlong9800
    @ryanlong9800 4 года назад +771

    Two adults attempt to help a popsicle stick regain its memory while berating its lack of hot dog consumption.

  • @aethersimp666
    @aethersimp666 4 года назад +2039

    Gabe: POPSICLE STICKS!!! i missed you
    Me: **sheds a tear** wow no one has ever missed me before :”)

  • @MadiBooMonkey
    @MadiBooMonkey 4 года назад +329

    I still can’t believe my two favorite ASMRtists are dating now like what are the chances. I LOVE THE WAY THIS CAKE IS CUT.

    • @stretchy0381
      @stretchy0381 4 года назад +17

      ARE THEY RLLY

    • @Misty067
      @Misty067 4 года назад +15

      @@stretchy0381 Yup!! Confirmed in posts on twitter and such!!

    • @yeet5129
      @yeet5129 4 года назад +21

      I thought he had a wife or sum ive seen her in his older videos

    • @tommysalablanca
      @tommysalablanca 4 года назад +5

      Yeah!! What happened to kiki, she was his editor was she not😅🤣

    • @AutoSearPin
      @AutoSearPin 4 года назад +10

      Me too, no lie I remember finding them when they were still super small and I just loved them from the get go, the two to mention when people asked...then they met, then Kiki left...then my dream came true

  • @snakesonaframe2668
    @snakesonaframe2668 4 года назад +689

    "If you hold it just right, you can feel like you've found a cheat code for cutting"
    Accurate

  • @kuraimjacobs5732
    @kuraimjacobs5732 4 года назад +1745

    "What should books be called?"
    "Carousel."
    *agressively leans in to make out*

  • @leahjorgensen1625
    @leahjorgensen1625 4 года назад +363

    I've never fangirled over an ASMR video the way I did when he said, "I missed you!"
    But that record only lasted for a couple seconds cause Erin came in and the fangirling intensified

    • @sharpie-sniffingmanpurse3711
      @sharpie-sniffingmanpurse3711 4 года назад +4

      Leah Jorgensen EXACTLY it was wild, never thought I’d get so hyped from an ASMR video 😂

  • @ski0nn
    @ski0nn 4 года назад +365

    Anyone want to bet on how many times they died laughing filming this

  • @_nexus5943
    @_nexus5943 3 года назад +156

    The fact that after the kissing between Erin and Marno the next thing is about amnesia implies that Marno knocked out out to give you amnesia so you didn't reveal their at-work relationship

  • @chubbypotato1988
    @chubbypotato1988 4 года назад +419

    I never knew how much I missed being called a popsicle stick

    • @imbatman8040
      @imbatman8040 4 года назад +4

      So true I literally would go back to the old videos just to have him call my arms popsicles sticks. I must be strange.

  • @xavec
    @xavec 4 года назад +484

    When you're high but formal.

  • @courtlynlight
    @courtlynlight 4 года назад +504

    "How soggy would you say you feel?"
    Like the vanity counter in a skincare commercial after the actress splashes water on her face

    • @rachelrosario5795
      @rachelrosario5795 4 года назад +6

      cocomocoa oddly specific yet i know exactly what you mean😂

  • @marsmiku
    @marsmiku 4 года назад +636

    Y'know what, imma say he roleplayed as Barbie cuz he's done everything in these videos

  • @SineASMR
    @SineASMR 4 года назад +171

    You have no idea how much I love these videos dude, like I'm ugly, dorky laughing all the way through the entire video 💀 and I'm actually delighted at how well Erin fits into this, you're like the perfect comedic duo 😂

  • @alexisics
    @alexisics 4 года назад +1252

    I've watched this about five times now and I just realized they are saying "p.s." and not calling me bullshit
    Edit: damn, glad im not the only one who cant hear things clearly lol

    • @ancefreimane4325
      @ancefreimane4325 4 года назад +45

      Wait for real?

    • @revui5582
      @revui5582 4 года назад +117

      yeah, short for popsicle sticks, lol

    • @PhoenixInLove
      @PhoenixInLove 4 года назад +96

      @@revui5582 oh my goodness, that makes so much sense. Here I was, just going along with being called bullsh*t lol

    • @bsrelates4419
      @bsrelates4419 4 года назад +30

      Bro my initials are B.S like literally B.S so I was so confused😂😂😂

    • @illuzion2876
      @illuzion2876 4 года назад +29

      @@bsrelates4419 so bs relates

  • @matthewmatthew8263
    @matthewmatthew8263 4 года назад +480

    “The sweat soaked palm of your hand after a lengthy knife fight” I’m dying laughing, these 2 are perfect

    • @StreakerHDD
      @StreakerHDD 4 года назад +8

      I thought she said night fight, i t then thought was masturbation

  • @hoodie6872
    @hoodie6872 4 года назад +183

    I have accepted my new name of “popsicle sticks.”

  • @saturn6413
    @saturn6413 4 года назад +1180

    Theory:
    When quarantine ends, many people have a hard time adjusting to a socially acceptable level of weird, as they were allowed to be as weird as they wanted while social distancing. Now, some people go to appointments where a specialist slowly eases them down into a low level of weird.
    This is obviously the first appointment.

    • @lildiglett2995
      @lildiglett2995 4 года назад +27

      Big Brain

    • @ifoundtheavocados7469
      @ifoundtheavocados7469 4 года назад +11

      this is random but the only thing i fear for getting out is when they say the quarantine is over, everyone will go every where and corona will start up again. i say that at first we can all hangout with each other but at home... i would just wait to leave and go in public. though i can’t control anyone that’s just my thought. it’s just going to be very weird time to adjust to ‘normal’ again after being pulled out of our normal lives and thrown into something we had to call normal. saying ‘normal’ as I’m being quarantined and not being able to see people... we are used to that now and that’s our normal. normal life is just weird.

    • @BlondiFilmProduktion
      @BlondiFilmProduktion 4 года назад +2

      the longer this video gets the more sense your comment makes, it's frightening

    • @daffoplays6616
      @daffoplays6616 4 года назад

      I accept this future.

    • @karolis5376
      @karolis5376 4 года назад +1

      @@lildiglett2995 s 2s2cw2s wx c2 2d s wd2sec c ss e xwcs2cws💗💌👍dw ce

  • @davidmargolin7674
    @davidmargolin7674 4 года назад +353

    Therapy: expensive
    Marno excitedly calling you "popsicle sticks": free

  • @DoeiDenise
    @DoeiDenise 4 года назад +359

    "This is a straw. It's for drinking spaghetti."
    That one got me, I can't

    • @joellevanfleet5771
      @joellevanfleet5771 4 года назад +2

      I snorted obscenely loud

    • @spaghettios8768
      @spaghettios8768 4 года назад +3

      Denise van Wijk he made me laugh at the. Are some of these making you remember things. Alright fuck yea let’s keep the ball rolling

    • @spaghettios8768
      @spaghettios8768 4 года назад +1

      And Gabe’s Boss

    • @grumpy5.3
      @grumpy5.3 4 года назад

      Orangechase 12 no solids for 30 minutes had me dying

    • @lupinholmes6167
      @lupinholmes6167 4 года назад

      And the fact that he literally "drank" spaghetti later on in the video makes it even better.

  • @MartynDerg
    @MartynDerg 4 года назад +130

    "I can't remember much these days" *has vietnam flashbacks*

    • @untitled2792
      @untitled2792 3 года назад +1

      i read that exactly as i hit that part in the video lmao

    • @symbsillies
      @symbsillies 3 года назад

      Is this everywhere at the end of time

    • @anoun5760
      @anoun5760 3 года назад

      The way you hear the pencil slowly just... Stop lifting from the page aswell-

  • @goodnoodle6043
    @goodnoodle6043 4 года назад +979

    Everyone crack open the champagne and let's celebrate...he finally did another role play where we don't know what the roleplay is THANKYOU SO MUCH MARNO☺️🎉🎉🎉🥂🍾

  • @nothingmattersanymore8135
    @nothingmattersanymore8135 4 года назад +644

    “How soggy are you feeling?”
    Like a shower with carpet walls and floors

    • @lulumidget
      @lulumidget 4 года назад +24

      a shower made entirely of carpet?

    • @joshuamckee3860
      @joshuamckee3860 4 года назад +2

      Lol I get it

    • @alildaisy2180
      @alildaisy2180 4 года назад +9

      Bruh My final answer was wet carpet you captured this pefectly

    • @keila.j
      @keila.j 4 года назад +2

      on a scale of 1 to moist how moist are you right now?

    • @maximusfattus4363
      @maximusfattus4363 4 года назад +5

      @@keila.j a box of fudge pops with no freezer

  • @pobz3832
    @pobz3832 4 года назад +204

    I want someone to look at me the way marno looks at us when he says popsicle sticks

  • @snarfus5000
    @snarfus5000 4 года назад +54

    “Used to disappoint people who have entered a raffle” is one of the funniest things I’ve ever heard

  • @skilldry786
    @skilldry786 4 года назад +136

    I’m used to him bleeping it or cutting out when he curses, I like it uncensored it’s funnier to me

  • @enderspearls
    @enderspearls 4 года назад +227

    he said “I gotta listen to your temperature” and I didn’t even notice that it was wrong for a good five seconds

  • @CrooningWolfEntertainment
    @CrooningWolfEntertainment 4 года назад +421

    "Tooth decay is peeing it's pants!"
    It better not be, it's in my mouth

  • @doopbee4370
    @doopbee4370 4 года назад +142

    Me: *about to fall asleep*
    Marno: “oh f*** yeah”
    Me: 👁👄👁 what!
    Marno: “ and this is depressed packman 😌

  • @LuisRamirez-ss3ki
    @LuisRamirez-ss3ki 4 года назад +495

    People are surprised seeing GoodNight Moon and him together. I am more surprised that I heard him say “F**K Yeah”.

    • @lindsaym.8267
      @lindsaym.8267 4 года назад +5

      True

    • @kailkaito3388
      @kailkaito3388 4 года назад +6

      Watch his vlog channel, the video he linked when he introduced it i think he also said f**k. It was jaring.

    • @DE5EREE
      @DE5EREE 4 года назад

      Lunar Sun do you know what his vlog channels name is? 😁

    • @kailkaito3388
      @kailkaito3388 4 года назад

      @@DE5EREE Yes i do! Cheis Marino. Here's the link! ruclips.net/channel/UC7KScLe4yhXRJfA0HdWI-KQ

    • @elyxisa2351
      @elyxisa2351 4 года назад +4

      There's a video on Dr Ts second channel where he rages at a game. Its so weird hearing asmrtists swear, yet its such a normal thing to do

  • @bobsponge3462
    @bobsponge3462 4 года назад +254

    Omg yes I've been waiting for *MONTHS* for the new season of "Gabe: the show"

  • @relativelystable9328
    @relativelystable9328 4 года назад +555

    “This is a sock, it keeps your feet moist” that phrase cornered me in an old rainy ally while wearing a trench coat, beat me within an inch of consciousness, stole my wallet and then threw me over the tracks of a freight train.

    • @tobiasohara766
      @tobiasohara766 4 года назад +32

      This belongs on Tumblr not the hellscape of RUclips comments-

    • @arsonasmr2387
      @arsonasmr2387 4 года назад +10

      And now it's going on tumblr

    • @pencrash9289
      @pencrash9289 4 года назад +7

      Wouldn’t be surprised to see it on r/oddlyspecific

    • @northernlights9533
      @northernlights9533 4 года назад +6

      *R/ODDLYSPACIFIC INTENSIFIES*

    • @seignee
      @seignee 3 года назад +3

      this is such a delicious metaphor, thank you

  • @mishapenmoonmoth
    @mishapenmoonmoth 4 года назад +70

    i WILL find an everyday use for the phrase “the ole malfunc mem” mark my words

  • @tq7013
    @tq7013 4 года назад +283

    I forgot the first part was a promotion so I was like
    “Marno. This is obviously a salesdude marketing some teeny tiny balls of sound.”

    • @pengweng3795
      @pengweng3795 4 года назад +3

      Idk why, but “teeny tiny balls of sound” had my dying 😂 😂 😂 😂

    • @thomasnolastname8734
      @thomasnolastname8734 Год назад +2

      This implies that sound is stored in the balls

  • @abigailfuentes7673
    @abigailfuentes7673 4 года назад +202

    "And if you could sit still while I draw your remarkably soulless eyes."
    me: *ironically trying to stay awake to finish the check up*

  • @asmrtimestamps5659
    @asmrtimestamps5659 4 года назад +1389

    *timestamps*
    -but i'm a week late-
    0:00 - raycon add (15% off in the description!)
    2:05 - odd drumsticks
    2:39 - senpai notices you
    3:00 - doctor goodman says hello
    3:05 - the soggy quiz
    3:53 - judging you for lack of hotdog consumption
    4:11 - how do you spell gaurantee
    4:43 - quizzes but the doctors keep kissing
    5:20 - more questions but with less kissing and doctors
    5:36 - the void stares back
    5:56 - temperature sounds
    6:10 - taking the nog on a jog
    7:44 - pacman consumes triangles in utah
    9:03 - the cavity cavarly defeats its foes without mercy
    10:08 - the cookie saga
    10:38 - goldfish wedding
    10:50 - clean your pencils kids
    11:00 - a schizophrenic cannibal sketches you
    12:26 - earrings for you? no earrings for you
    13:44 - a man with memory loss and a dream takes your photos
    15:52 - you're my dad! boogie woogie woogie
    16:32 - capturing you.....'re visage
    17:33 - the departure but dads proud and the drumsticks don't work
    18:10 - interior designing

    • @nox7630
      @nox7630 4 года назад +17

      At 7:44 i thought it was pacman

    • @user-vq6yk1bl4w
      @user-vq6yk1bl4w 4 года назад +61

      those timestamps are as good as the video itself 🌞

    • @asmrtimestamps5659
      @asmrtimestamps5659 4 года назад +6

      @@nox7630 Thank you! I must've just misheard. It's now fixed! :)

    • @AkkiTable
      @AkkiTable 4 года назад +11

      Great timestamps

    • @kirkkek
      @kirkkek 4 года назад +11

      This is so accurate lol

  • @toxicity42
    @toxicity42 4 года назад +21

    “What’s that? Someone’s items are helpin’ you remember more clearly?”
    “Wait, is that true? You’re starting to remember things?”
    ...
    “Aw, fuck yeah, let’s keep this ball rolling.”
    There are moments where Marno becomes too wholesome for this world. This is one of them.

  • @RedDragon-zn3jj
    @RedDragon-zn3jj 4 года назад +806

    *Marno plays with a sock and has to make sure he isn’t considered a kids channel:* 7:40

  • @geebygeeber
    @geebygeeber 4 года назад +215

    Pov: you have short term memory loss and all of this happens over 2 weeks but you only remember 18 minutes

    • @captainhope
      @captainhope 4 года назад +4

      A fellow Unnus, I see 👀

  • @user-bs4yc7dd9e
    @user-bs4yc7dd9e 4 года назад +246

    “So I try to avoid asphyxiation on wires as much as possible...” anyone else giggle way too much at this?

  • @madelynmccann8243
    @madelynmccann8243 4 года назад +50

    Plot twist: the roleplay is actually he is a therapist that's why all the questions are all so random and why he remembers you each time

  • @malilovett7378
    @malilovett7378 4 года назад +220

    I don’t think Marno even knows what the Roleplay is at this point

    • @teapasterelix
      @teapasterelix 4 года назад +9

      He just gazes off into the void as he makes his script and says "yeah f*ck that I'll just do an improv"

    • @idiotbrainsjuice
      @idiotbrainsjuice 4 года назад +3

      @@teapasterelix the script IS "yeah f*ck that I'll just do an improv"

    • @teapasterelix
      @teapasterelix 4 года назад

      @@idiotbrainsjuice LmaO

  • @juliaslkdd
    @juliaslkdd 4 года назад +225

    "This is a straw. It's for drinking spaghetti"
    I almost fell off my bed
    (7:01)

    • @dorothygray8370
      @dorothygray8370 3 года назад +3

      I had to pause the entire video here

    • @saysaymc4054
      @saysaymc4054 3 года назад +3

      Even better when he actual does just that 😂 (10:48)

  • @CommanderNixon
    @CommanderNixon 4 года назад +334

    Scale of sogginess new addition suggestion: The pile of leaves that stacks up in the gutter on a rainy day

    • @thomasmidnight8486
      @thomasmidnight8486 4 года назад

      FunWithSmiley as someone who’s cleaned gutters, i got a major visual on that. Ah.

    • @etherelixir
      @etherelixir 4 года назад +2

      Thats really soggy, like really really soggy

    • @thefredlittle2201
      @thefredlittle2201 4 года назад +2

      Montana after winter is Suposed to be over. My hair after a show. An eyeball In a desert. A piece at bread the duck wouldn't eat. Just a few more suggestions

    • @sobek9168
      @sobek9168 4 года назад +2

      Another new addition: tightly compacted, slightly melted snow

    • @gatorcopter
      @gatorcopter 4 года назад +5

      A burger bun that had ketchup on it for too long

  • @irisswanberg8449
    @irisswanberg8449 4 года назад +20

    5:19 "so you like,,, just got knocked in the noodle" is fucking hilarious to me and idk why

  • @heavycat7064
    @heavycat7064 4 года назад +271

    the 8 dislikes are people that knew what role play it was

    • @tungstendioxide3055
      @tungstendioxide3055 4 года назад +2

      I know this is a joke and all but some people doesn't like those kind of videos because it makes them confused instead of sleepy.
      I am not one those people but I saw people complaining.

  • @chrsdotexe
    @chrsdotexe 4 года назад +268

    Moon:"cheeto in a puddle, this is most common"
    Marno:*happy BF face*

    • @daisyc5908
      @daisyc5908 4 года назад +1

      Are they dating dating?

    • @chrsdotexe
      @chrsdotexe 4 года назад +3

      @@daisyc5908 I would believe so. I mean I don't doubt they made out but just cut it for youtube

    • @ryy695
      @ryy695 4 года назад +4

      Chrisdotexe They are, marno confirmed it on his instagram

    • @thicket9555
      @thicket9555 4 года назад +5

      i honest to god thought she said cheeto in a butthole and i just accepted it

    • @chrsdotexe
      @chrsdotexe 4 года назад +1

      @@thicket9555 😂, that would explain why he smiled then

  • @mack9928
    @mack9928 4 года назад +363

    The “this camera is magic and removed all of your insecurities or whatever” gave me tingles and idk know why, it was just super comforting. Thanks Gabe

  • @spudd5832
    @spudd5832 4 года назад +56

    This is how a small child would write a story, put a bunch of random things that don’t tie into each other and stuff them together.

  • @kingofthefleetians7569
    @kingofthefleetians7569 4 года назад +353

    Marno: This is a sock, it's meant to keep your feet wet
    Everyone else in the trench: *visible confusion and concern*

  • @hazelopie8097
    @hazelopie8097 4 года назад +491

    “This is a hat, it’s mostly commonly worn after a haircut” looks at my quarantine haircut 😔😔😔

  • @chasedavisson56
    @chasedavisson56 4 года назад +391

    This is the level of crackhead energy I want in a relationship

    • @soupandtheminnows3219
      @soupandtheminnows3219 4 года назад +5

      Marno is just the level of chaotic crackhead energy I aspire to exude

    • @destinyslayer2298
      @destinyslayer2298 4 года назад +1

      Bethuel Gellor maybe?? Who knows, they might just be really comfortable friends

    • @tuanhtranpham2637
      @tuanhtranpham2637 4 года назад +1

      Bethuel Gellor I guess they are according to what I saw on their instagram 😌

    • @scrithen2818
      @scrithen2818 4 года назад +1

      Destinyslayer22 yes, they are

  • @TheRealRebeccaClay
    @TheRealRebeccaClay 4 года назад +152

    “How many pairs of pants are you wearing”
    Me: *looks at my nightshirt*
    “Not enough pairs of pants”
    Me: heeeeeyyyyyyy... 🥺

  • @StrawberryMilkForYou
    @StrawberryMilkForYou 4 года назад +933

    'Marno and Moon going for a kiss'
    Everyone liked that
    'Marno and Moon going for a second kiss'
    Even the people who disliked this video liked that
    I just want to make it clear that I think they're a cute couple. And I didn't mean to sound inappropriate.

    • @xllWarlockllx
      @xllWarlockllx 4 года назад +18

      That was SOOOOOOO SWEET UwU.

    • @sadhomie6192
      @sadhomie6192 4 года назад +21

      They disliked it cuz they didn’t go further

    • @nicoletta7358
      @nicoletta7358 4 года назад +11

      Wow you enjoyed that? You pervert, I'm disgusted in all of you.

    • @xllWarlockllx
      @xllWarlockllx 4 года назад +9

      @@nicoletta7358
      What are you talking about? That was a pretty wholesome moment there.

    • @nicoletta7358
      @nicoletta7358 4 года назад +8

      @@xllWarlockllx it was a joke

  • @screamingsun9529
    @screamingsun9529 4 года назад +190

    6:21 the face of man trying not to laugh at his own joke

  • @Hpon.
    @Hpon. 4 года назад +151

    7:19 Quarantine really does be hitting Marno like a train huh?

  • @jazzimel
    @jazzimel 4 года назад +55

    "I can't taste the difference between Goldfish and Cheese Its" 🤣🤣🤣

  • @sarahsauceum
    @sarahsauceum 4 года назад +480

    you're not fooling anyone gabe. I know that's sleeptight moon.

    • @ElyOrSomething
      @ElyOrSomething 4 года назад +81

      No that's goodnight Mark

    • @stretchy0381
      @stretchy0381 4 года назад +37

      @@ElyOrSomething actually its goodtight mick

    • @wen2367
      @wen2367 4 года назад +31

      Cameron Hughes mmm actually i think it’s badmorning micheal

    • @HumanoidChia
      @HumanoidChia 4 года назад +21

      wen i thought she was sunrise gabe

    • @bee520
      @bee520 4 года назад +9

      no it's sunset michael

  • @hognesen7456
    @hognesen7456 4 года назад +756

    Current soggines level: a neglected oreo

    • @velxus
      @velxus 4 года назад +10

      A freshly plucked booger

    • @seaofleoeo
      @seaofleoeo 4 года назад +12

      mine is: a pig plushie forgotten on the playground while it rains

    • @SoggycereaI
      @SoggycereaI 4 года назад +5

      .

    • @MrGlerb
      @MrGlerb 4 года назад +9

      Bread crumbs in a bowl of soup

    • @charlessavilla2894
      @charlessavilla2894 4 года назад +6

      Solidly feeling like a potato chip dropped at a pool party.

  • @nickbz1303
    @nickbz1303 4 года назад +140

    You and Moon are masters of this art, truly. Great triggers, and this stuff is hilarious when you actually pay attention. Love you both.

  • @gamersoaisis3147
    @gamersoaisis3147 4 года назад +24

    i never thought i needed to hear "Fuck yeah" in ASMR until today

  • @cottonyfluff
    @cottonyfluff 4 года назад +417

    i still can’t tell if it’s “A cheeto in a puddle” or “A cheeto in a butthole”

    • @juno5756
      @juno5756 4 года назад +6

      Oh my godddd 😂😂

    • @bbbunny6316
      @bbbunny6316 4 года назад +37

      I thought it was a "Cheeto in a bottle?!" But if I'm right, I want to be wrong.

    • @AbyssAintHere
      @AbyssAintHere 4 года назад +10

      BBbunny it’s puddle. Marino says it in his other role play video

    • @majesstic1410
      @majesstic1410 4 года назад +8

      Choose your fantasy

    • @Super-BallSharp
      @Super-BallSharp 4 года назад +2

      It's puddle, now shut up Miranda

  • @alexisics
    @alexisics 4 года назад +188

    10:46 I always look forward to these clips of Marno being terrible at vaping.

    • @lankyboi2521
      @lankyboi2521 4 года назад +8

      followed by a clip of marno drinking spaghetti

    • @vlocken4724
      @vlocken4724 4 года назад +2

      Spooky Luigi WITH A STRAW 0_0

  • @RachASMR
    @RachASMR 4 года назад +105

    *Marno’s voice just hits different!!!*
    *Im convinced he has a PHD in giving tingles at this point!!*

    • @tanyat7333
      @tanyat7333 4 года назад +1

      Rach ASMR Ah I love your ASMR
      Voice too

  • @0nyxai
    @0nyxai 2 года назад +6

    My favourite parts of these videos will always be when Marno says something that cracks himself up so he has to cut it, I love it so much

  • @amara_mors5568
    @amara_mors5568 4 года назад +102

    I can’t even begin to explain why I got so happy when he said “Popsicle Sticks!“

  • @alildaisy2180
    @alildaisy2180 4 года назад +178

    Anyone else notice Gabe’s wearing the “more abstract floral” tie from last time? I would love to see those earrings make a reappearance.

    • @prestoneo19962
      @prestoneo19962 4 года назад +2

      I Thought It was broken?!

    • @alildaisy2180
      @alildaisy2180 4 года назад +1

      Preston Gaming Maybe he fixed it!! Do you think it’s on sale?

    • @prestoneo19962
      @prestoneo19962 4 года назад +1

      I hope so! because I might have to buy if it is!

    • @alildaisy2180
      @alildaisy2180 4 года назад

      The earring did make a reappearance....but not where you’d think....

    • @prestoneo19962
      @prestoneo19962 4 года назад +1

      Where?

  • @gabrielaspinola6168
    @gabrielaspinola6168 4 года назад +508

    Roleplay: Michael Scott's final braincells when he says he sometimes starts a sentence and he doesn't even know where it's going, he just hopes he'll find it along the way

    • @magnotic.a3378
      @magnotic.a3378 4 года назад +1

      Yes.

    • @alex.italics
      @alex.italics 4 года назад +5

      thats weird, the comment below this's profile picture is jim doing his camera stare face

    • @phurbu_t
      @phurbu_t 4 года назад +1

      LMFAOO 😂

  • @kitew1290
    @kitew1290 4 года назад +80

    ~*timestamps*~
    Intro / promo : 0:00 -2:06
    Drumsticks that make noises : 2:07 - 2:29
    Talking : 2:30 - 2:59
    Weird questions (w/ Dr. Goodman) (some writing) : 3:00 - 5:21
    More talking : 5:21 - 5:55
    stethoscope w/ inaudible whispering : 5:56 - 6:10
    Purple hat : 6:11 - 6:43
    Scissors : 6:44 - 7:01
    Explaining what a straw is : 7:01 - 7:04
    Glue : 7:04 - 7:08
    Glitter container : 7:08 - 7:11
    Sock : 7:08 - 7:42
    Feather (visual trigger) : 7:43 : 9:05
    Charger (visual trigger) : 9:06 - 10:09
    The cookie incident : 10:10 - 10:42
    Goldfish tapping : 10:43 - 10:46
    vaping is bad for u and here's why : 10:46 - 10:49
    Thumbnail: 10:49
    Spray : 10:50 - 11:00
    Drawing you (+ some brushing) : 11:00 - 12:26
    Earrings : 12:26 - 13:44
    Camera : 13:44 - 15:22
    Talk on phone : 15:23 - 16:35
    More camera : 16:35 - 17:33
    T̷̙̰̱͖̝̟̠͈̤̓̑̀͘͜h̷̞̤͍̻̝̱͕̰̭̟̒̑͘ȩ̴̢̝̭̄̀̑͜ ̸̗̙̝͎̌̄̎͒ḋ̵͙̈́̄̇̆̀̒͝e̶͍̭̮̺͔͙͒̍̃̽̿͐́͋͠͠p̷̧̪̘̬̜̅͆̅̂̆̃̑̚͜͝ä̶̧͙̜̞̗̜̲̟́̏͠ͅͅr̸̢̛̭̼̬̮͔̲͓̳̈́̃̍͌͊̇̐̕t̸̛͓̙͂̋̀̈́͊͑̕͝ư̸̧̰̺̭̼͔͆͌̄̓́̉͂͆͝r̴̤̦̻͌̾̎͗̎͒͝ê̷̟̮̲͖̠̼̗͑̓̅͛̕ (+ some extra triggers) : 17:33 -18:33
    This took me an hour. It is currently 2am.

  • @I.do.like.pina.coladas
    @I.do.like.pina.coladas 4 года назад +183

    “And if you can just sit still while I draw your remarkably soulless eyes” 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

    • @keanabanana6053
      @keanabanana6053 4 года назад +3

      I read this as he said it 😂😂💀💀

  • @mercury2814
    @mercury2814 4 года назад +363

    I use this series to roleplay any nat 1 I get:
    Medicine check: *rolls nat 1*
    Me: shut up I’m trying to hear your temperature...

  • @splishsplashiamtrash146
    @splishsplashiamtrash146 4 года назад +600

    Gabe:And how soggy are you feeling?
    Me:like one ply toilet paper in a bathtub full of hand sanitizer
    Edit: sorry to be one of those people but thanks for the likes,I didn’t even think this comment would get recognized. =)

    • @katiearbuckle9017
      @katiearbuckle9017 4 года назад +28

      That's a new one.

    • @hellavious
      @hellavious 4 года назад +13

      @@katiearbuckle9017 but very accurate

    • @EmilyTotallynotbees
      @EmilyTotallynotbees 4 года назад +29

      Splish splash I am trash SO YOU’RE THE ONE WHO BOUGHT ALL THE HAND SANITIZER

    • @splishsplashiamtrash146
      @splishsplashiamtrash146 4 года назад +13

      Emily Campbell yeah.....no.....maybe......I DON’T REMEMBER

    • @lxvely_mimi
      @lxvely_mimi 4 года назад +4

      Why hand sanitizer out of all things

  • @Nanaimo__Bar
    @Nanaimo__Bar 3 года назад +11

    Marno: "And if you could just sit still while i draw your remarkable soulless eyes"
    Me: "Awee you noticed"