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  • @GayJTheRat
    @GayJTheRat 5 лет назад +3322

    "This one is gatorade"
    (Drinks it and turns invisible)
    "Or maybe it's increased strength?"
    Lmao

    • @poopysocc7443
      @poopysocc7443 5 лет назад +13

      Hamburger

    • @alexislondon139
      @alexislondon139 5 лет назад +2

      @@poopysocc7443 Oreo

    • @sieger358
      @sieger358 5 лет назад +6

      I heard it as with

    • @pznks
      @pznks 5 лет назад +5

      Julian Ruiz probably had the enchantment wrong

  • @nuljeon
    @nuljeon 5 лет назад +3292

    I could not ignore that very specific sequence of sounds when you pressed those keys in the beginning. We cannot hide from the mii channel theme

    • @LukaMelofin
      @LukaMelofin 4 года назад +160

      wth I didnt hear it the first time lmfao

    • @sepiahoney
      @sepiahoney 4 года назад +228

      0:26

    • @Austin-jm7lp
      @Austin-jm7lp 4 года назад +38

      Bob Almighty didn’t even notice 💀

    • @ashii2528
      @ashii2528 4 года назад +5

      @Piggy same haha

    • @Jimmy_Macc
      @Jimmy_Macc 4 года назад +10

      @@xoxo.ize1 that's true , the power is over 9000!

  • @renniepyrope1844
    @renniepyrope1844 5 лет назад +321

    I choose to see this as a New Age Vampire working like 50+ jobs to try and pay the rent on this giant gothic mansion that he found like 3 days after being turned.

  • @hr-rv4ms
    @hr-rv4ms 6 лет назад +4184

    This is actual footage of my brain trying understand anything

  • @ashireiko
    @ashireiko 5 лет назад +1466

    "it was a shame cause.. i was looking forward to drinking your blood-"
    me: "heh yea- wAIT."

  • @r0nium
    @r0nium 5 лет назад +2812

    Marno : you just had a sock in your brain.
    Me : that explains a few things

    • @rainyb8209
      @rainyb8209 5 лет назад +45

      Not just any sock, it was a butt sock, so it explains more I'm my case 😂

    • @cringe__6040
      @cringe__6040 4 года назад +38

      Thats where my cum sock went

    • @scwid2475
      @scwid2475 4 года назад +23

      Very cursed comments

    • @alectheenby.2630
      @alectheenby.2630 4 года назад +4

      Astrid Lejeune that just explains everything about me 😂

    • @alectheenby.2630
      @alectheenby.2630 4 года назад +4

      pickle boy wtf 😂

  • @normanultraviolence6465
    @normanultraviolence6465 5 лет назад +3666

    This plot is easier to understand than the family tree in Once Upon A Time

    • @factsman5714
      @factsman5714 5 лет назад +10

      Ksgrox 04 uh huh

    • @flipflops1387
      @flipflops1387 5 лет назад +7

      I F Agree

    • @lsmnmldr
      @lsmnmldr 5 лет назад +29

      Jup i tried writing it out ones and talking about it with someone and guess what it was i think all wrong lmao 😂😂

    • @aethersimp666
      @aethersimp666 5 лет назад +27

      Ksgrox 04 i only watched the show for Jefferson 😂

    • @Knaifuwaifulaifu
      @Knaifuwaifulaifu 5 лет назад +6

      dude truth

  • @nic5987
    @nic5987 5 лет назад +12387

    You seem like the kind of person who vapes but puts it away around children and is nice to waiters

    • @serbianspaceforce6873
      @serbianspaceforce6873 5 лет назад +330

      Kaden Tibula he does vape doesn't he?

    • @jupiter3589
      @jupiter3589 5 лет назад +511

      I mean he vaped in one of these videos

    • @mel0nhead758
      @mel0nhead758 5 лет назад +49

      ya

    • @Scrffy
      @Scrffy 5 лет назад +34

      @@serbianspaceforce6873 i think so, yes

    • @newtthewizard3942
      @newtthewizard3942 5 лет назад +169

      I DIDNT KNOW SUCH A PERSON EXISTED! THANK YOU MARNO FOR SHOWING ME THE LIGHT!

  • @lonzma2890
    @lonzma2890 5 лет назад +4699

    Cup: not closed tightly
    Marno: *shakes cup violently*
    Cup: spills
    Marno: (◑○◑)

    • @prax8424
      @prax8424 5 лет назад +326

      Marno: *quietly* _oh shit_

    • @james6817
      @james6817 5 лет назад +14

      @@prax8424 lmao

    • @skylerrose4494
      @skylerrose4494 5 лет назад +47

      The emoji reminds me of jake

    • @paulr2559
      @paulr2559 5 лет назад +17

      Gabe.Marno is in jail now.

    • @AD-ok9qz
      @AD-ok9qz 5 лет назад +4

      Paul R Lmao, Is He Actually?

  • @aspencoulter7624
    @aspencoulter7624 5 лет назад +1940

    This is my favorite video by you because I love the absolute nonsensical well-edited fuckery that it is

    • @aminiaturefreak3556
      @aminiaturefreak3556 5 лет назад +5

      yes

    • @ryanb4298
      @ryanb4298 5 лет назад +10

      Yes.
      This need more likes

    • @MK-hg2nx
      @MK-hg2nx 5 лет назад +7

      Purple

    • @hawheckint
      @hawheckint 5 лет назад +3

      Absolutely.

    • @olivia-yr9yw
      @olivia-yr9yw 5 лет назад +9

      Predictive text wants to say,
      This is what happens when I get bored of my friends and I get bored and I have to go to get my friends to play it.
      I promise that I am just as confused a you

  • @eldritchplayz51
    @eldritchplayz51 5 лет назад +1144

    "Oh, you're not into videogames?"
    "Me neither."
    *Yeets the game offscreen*

  • @Luffmoomin
    @Luffmoomin 4 года назад +252

    19:10 **starts tapping toilet paper*
    “Our bestseller”
    Truly ahead of its time...

  • @inoscopedjfk9301
    @inoscopedjfk9301 5 лет назад +2844

    Me: (understands what roleplay it is)
    Marno: *Take 'em out*

    • @prestoneo19962
      @prestoneo19962 5 лет назад +92

      Me: ( understands what roleplay it is)
      Marno: ladies and gentlemen, we got em

    • @randomshortclips1290
      @randomshortclips1290 5 лет назад +15

      Your name tho

    • @wakzcee2905
      @wakzcee2905 5 лет назад +8

      I want to like it but, it has 666 likes and I dont want to ruin that xD

    • @satan9903
      @satan9903 5 лет назад +70

      666 likes. You have summoned me?

    • @bloodymoon7315
      @bloodymoon7315 5 лет назад +20

      @@satan9903 😂😂 omg perfect

  • @cosmiictangerin
    @cosmiictangerin 5 лет назад +437

    “I was looking forward to drinking your bloo-“
    “And now we apply the blush”

    • @wizzardog3335
      @wizzardog3335 4 года назад +12

      Drank the blood, then needed to cover up the pale face by putting on blush

  • @OzMediaOfficial
    @OzMediaOfficial 4 года назад +864

    0:26 boi did you just Mii me?

    • @ksis1749
      @ksis1749 4 года назад +42

      Um... Its actually the real Oz Media
      You like ASMR? UwU

    • @old_blo0d428
      @old_blo0d428 4 года назад +40

      What the fuck are you doing here

    • @rise0frose
      @rise0frose 4 года назад +18

      Why are u here

    • @johnfingkennedy1091
      @johnfingkennedy1091 4 года назад +15

      Oh, hi Oz.

    • @daddyplussophia4683
      @daddyplussophia4683 4 года назад +10

      OZ?!?? OK THIS IS T O O M A N Y OF MY FAVE YT PPLS 😭😭😭😭 hi🥺🥺🥺🥺

  • @bobbyomens
    @bobbyomens 6 лет назад +3199

    Honestly you don't just provide the ting tangs, you provide entertainment. I'd watch your Netflix show.

    • @jesseausling9628
      @jesseausling9628 6 лет назад +63

      He should have a netflix show

    • @InsideYourWallsPhD
      @InsideYourWallsPhD 5 лет назад +40

      bobby don’t forget those walla walla bang bangs

    • @lilychancey4446
      @lilychancey4446 5 лет назад +14

      Atomic Bezerk walla walla bang bang
      Oo ee oo ah ah ting tang walla walla bang bang

    • @finjaw.2835
      @finjaw.2835 5 лет назад +4

      @@lilychancey4446 oh god the witchdoctor will be stuck in my head forever now😂

    • @lobsterdeliveryspecial
      @lobsterdeliveryspecial 5 лет назад +3

      * puts down gun * I misconceived your message and thought you said Marno gives no tingles

  • @lennykenny7851
    @lennykenny7851 6 лет назад +412

    This one.. Is Gatorade *_takes a sip_*
    *_starts to fade_* or maybe this one's increased strength 🤔

    • @Gashdal
      @Gashdal 5 лет назад +1

      best joke in the whole vid. saying it's a strength potion while turning invisible is such a good bit lol

  • @Treblynn
    @Treblynn 5 лет назад +787

    "Can you tell what letter im writing in your ear?"
    Me: no
    "Correct"

    • @LukaMelofin
      @LukaMelofin 4 года назад +12

      read this while he said it. That's never happened to me before-

    • @ChadDogofShimano
      @ChadDogofShimano 4 года назад +22

      Clearly he wrote the hiragana letter no (の) in your ear

    • @omumafu6346
      @omumafu6346 4 года назад +3

      Hokuto logic 100

    • @noeljonsson3578
      @noeljonsson3578 3 года назад +1

      Well that is correct. You can’t tell what letter he is writing.

    • @SnorelyBorely
      @SnorelyBorely 3 года назад

      Nigeria

  • @vonscene
    @vonscene 5 лет назад +516

    I applaud you, sir. You managed to put me to sleep while I had been wide awake...I think my brain got so confused it reset....anyways I woke up to my phone slamming into my face. 10/10 would get hit by phone again

    • @aerashaimasen
      @aerashaimasen 5 лет назад +14

      Ryan S mY BRAIN GOT SO CONFUSED IT RESET 😂😂😂

    • @lukyva7955
      @lukyva7955 5 лет назад +6

      I had my phone at my side but spilled my whole drink over my bed

    • @LukaMelofin
      @LukaMelofin 4 года назад +4

      @@lukyva7955 smart 🤧

    • @1noxaj
      @1noxaj 4 года назад +1

      Why is there not a phone slamming into my face type beat

  • @a.Sunbell
    @a.Sunbell 4 года назад +695

    *Holds up toilet paper* "Bestseller"
    Yeah, you could say so

    • @freshlybakedbread8392
      @freshlybakedbread8392 4 года назад +21

      *ol mate Rona virus has entered the chat*

    • @maddyoliver1642
      @maddyoliver1642 4 года назад +11

      (Cardi B's voice echos in the background)
      *_caronaviris! Ahahew!_*

    • @goldenfoxy5788
      @goldenfoxy5788 4 года назад +5

      I mean he's not wrong

    • @grandpoggers4612
      @grandpoggers4612 4 года назад +3

      Yesnt

    • @saintahv
      @saintahv 3 года назад

      @@goldenfoxy5788 wait but this vid was in 2018 😳 does that mean Marno is a psychic?

  • @cobwebwastaken
    @cobwebwastaken 5 лет назад +703

    Cup: *isnt sealed tightly*
    Marno: *SHAKE*
    Cup: *spills*
    Marno: sHiT

    • @RubeliteRiver
      @RubeliteRiver 4 года назад +10

      Sebastian Gonzalez A disease meaning inhalation of very fine ash, or sand. Caused by the inhalation of fine silica dust found in most volcanos.

    • @RubeliteRiver
      @RubeliteRiver 4 года назад +4

      Sebastian Gonzalez Or something

    • @LHS_Shadow
      @LHS_Shadow 4 года назад +4

      1:32

    • @AsherracT
      @AsherracT 4 года назад +1

      Raven Kurogiri it’s also a Vocaloid song by Dasu. I highly suggest checking it out if you like electronic/dance music!

    • @daddyplussophia4683
      @daddyplussophia4683 4 года назад +1

      pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis calmest cursing ever

  • @dr.x4529
    @dr.x4529 6 лет назад +1692

    “This will make you irresistibly charming”
    *Some of it spills out*
    “Shit..”
    I love it😂

    • @buttercuppyow
      @buttercuppyow 6 лет назад +4

      WHEN WHEN WHEN

    • @buttercuppyow
      @buttercuppyow 6 лет назад +27

      oh 1:35 lolololol

    • @dr.x4529
      @dr.x4529 6 лет назад +4

      buttercuppy I forget when

    • @Alice_inBlackParade
      @Alice_inBlackParade 6 лет назад +14

      It's working, he's charming as fuck! 😁

    • @jasminesaloser
      @jasminesaloser 6 лет назад +6

      William Singleton I was reading this right when he said that no joke😂

  • @focalpoint._
    @focalpoint._ 5 лет назад +2326

    “This one makes you irresistibly charming.”
    “This one increases your luck.”
    “This one... is gatorade.”
    Get laid, Get paid, Gatorade.

  • @pixelgirl9423
    @pixelgirl9423 4 года назад +636

    the roleplay is 'your last brain cell comes to life and tries to do ASMR"

    • @CasperSpencer
      @CasperSpencer 4 года назад +6

      Why doesn't this have more likes, this is gold

    • @hoping_stars1807
      @hoping_stars1807 4 года назад +5

      My last brain cell did a great job

  • @hollowed_mask233
    @hollowed_mask233 5 лет назад +352

    Marno: how may I help you?
    Me: uh, there is a knife in my chest
    Marno: yeah I can see that.

  • @TrueImmortality
    @TrueImmortality 5 лет назад +493

    Me: I need to stop looking up zelda videos. Time for some asmr.
    Marno: *pulls out Botw*
    Me: How-

  • @tanupesoa
    @tanupesoa 5 лет назад +190

    2:35
    The blue gatorade made noises that I'm sure were used for Doctor Who in the sixties.

    • @MichaelaBelle
      @MichaelaBelle 3 года назад +11

      And probably doctor who now if we're being honest

  • @ThePancakeRenegade
    @ThePancakeRenegade 5 лет назад +1314

    I swear comments on asmr channels are always the best. This video for example, I’ve been looking through these comments for several minutes now and I don’t see any hate. I see people coming together to have a good laugh and point out references. It’s wonderful

    • @MK-hg2nx
      @MK-hg2nx 5 лет назад +33

      Wholesome comments ...just like yours

    • @earth2ravenn
      @earth2ravenn 5 лет назад +26

      Comments on ASMR channels are just a bunch of ‘I love yous’

    • @LarissaDawn
      @LarissaDawn 5 лет назад +41

      Because we're all trying to go to sleep. We don't have time for hate.

    • @CH-fz6qf
      @CH-fz6qf 5 лет назад +22

      There is no need for hate, only for the TINGLES. We are all united by our quest for them, any disagreement would only inhibit that journey

    • @centarma451
      @centarma451 5 лет назад +3

      True

  • @carter8204
    @carter8204 6 лет назад +656

    "now I'll just apply the blush"
    COVERS MY ENTIRE FACE

  • @storm739
    @storm739 5 лет назад +341

    3:30 “and now we’re just applying the blush”
    *proceeds to cover my entire face*

    • @intothemagic
      @intothemagic 5 лет назад +33

      Fuuusel lookingforwardtodrinkingyourbloo-
      After a month of this reply being in here and no likes I have decided to like my own comment.

    • @skyeshuttle9911
      @skyeshuttle9911 4 года назад +7

      So... 13 year old "quirky girls" before school?

    • @clumsy_zebra_97
      @clumsy_zebra_97 3 года назад +1

      shhhh it's asmr logic, don't judge. totally normal.

    • @clumsy_zebra_97
      @clumsy_zebra_97 3 года назад

      @@intothemagic mad respect for you admitting to that. to be fair, I feel like we all do it sometimes whenever we just really want a comment to get likes and be seen

  • @its_jayy892
    @its_jayy892 6 лет назад +3355

    This one will make you irresistibly charming
    This gives you luck
    This is gatorade

    • @marcustigox2152
      @marcustigox2152 5 лет назад +106

      ...or maybe it’s enhanced strength?

    • @bat5102
      @bat5102 5 лет назад +28

      @@marcustigox2152 thanos snap

    • @MadBrax
      @MadBrax 5 лет назад +36

      NO THIS IS PA-

    • @Chumb33
      @Chumb33 5 лет назад +7

      No its steroid infuse gatorade

    • @MrKillrpig
      @MrKillrpig 5 лет назад +39

      best part is when you see a drop make it out while hes shaking and he mutters, atleast to my ears "Shit"

  • @gigifabulous
    @gigifabulous 5 лет назад +471

    "That's a shame, I was looking forward to drinking your blood."
    NO, PLEASE, I CAN CHANGE.

  • @LifeofaTrichsterS
    @LifeofaTrichsterS 5 лет назад +1621

    Marno:
    *looks at Africa*
    “POrtugal”

  • @inspectorl8119
    @inspectorl8119 6 лет назад +2444

    The touch of humor is always appreciated*

  • @deanoctis
    @deanoctis 6 лет назад +825

    Can we all just take a moment to appreciate how perfect the transition was at 6:55

    • @alexhauser7091
      @alexhauser7091 5 лет назад +7

      omfg

    • @Shm0og
      @Shm0og 5 лет назад +5

      Literally absolute gold

    • @gamercb1233
      @gamercb1233 5 лет назад +51

      "absolutely beautiful game ever"

    • @Benjiman645
      @Benjiman645 5 лет назад +3

      Mhhhm lovley

    • @qraee
      @qraee 5 лет назад +5

      Demigra games I think you mean absolutely beautiful

  • @areallyroundseal7837
    @areallyroundseal7837 5 лет назад +490

    Theme: *exists*
    Marno: “I’m about to end this man’s whole career”

  • @literallydale1265
    @literallydale1265 6 лет назад +1413

    I don’t think even he knows what the role play is

    • @scottcarpenter2181
      @scottcarpenter2181 5 лет назад +16

      Thats what I thought lmaooooooo

    • @philliamrr3656
      @philliamrr3656 5 лет назад +10

      so this would basically be "laughing my ass off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off

    • @philliamrr3656
      @philliamrr3656 5 лет назад +7

      sir please i counted you've created an imbalance

    • @beet9673
      @beet9673 5 лет назад +8

      off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off
      Edit: had to add one more 'off' cos one was missing. Guess u could say my calculations were... Off
      Sorry for that

    • @cloud6485
      @cloud6485 5 лет назад +1

      Off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off oof off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off

  • @nxbla5336
    @nxbla5336 5 лет назад +455

    “this one is gatorade” i’m gonna combust

  • @charchartheduck
    @charchartheduck 5 лет назад +901

    "shit"
    absolutely iconic

    • @bakaboi5730
      @bakaboi5730 4 года назад +21

      OMG JUST WHEN I READ THIS COMMENT I WAS AT THE MOMENT WHEN HE SAID SHIT AND I'M FREAKING OUT CUZ THE TIMING WAS PERFECT

    • @shaunadelaney8119
      @shaunadelaney8119 4 года назад +2

      So was this 11:53 heh
      But yh why are asmr..tists (?) pg

    • @itsmoodybitch
      @itsmoodybitch 4 года назад +4

      Shauna Delaney 1:40 * (: this is truly iconic hahah

    • @dontlistentome7498
      @dontlistentome7498 4 года назад

      @@bakaboi5730 OMG ME TOO ARE WE SOUL MATES?

    • @saucyanxiety5362
      @saucyanxiety5362 4 года назад

      Vincent Bev megumin stan woah chill

  • @am3849
    @am3849 5 лет назад +132

    I WOULD SELL MY SOUL FOR A FULL LENGTH VIDEO OF JUST THE GATORADE JAR SOUNDS

  • @laBoogy
    @laBoogy 5 лет назад +439

    I love the idea that Marno opens an ASMR clinic and it’s just this. Like you walk in and he goes through jumping from roleplay to roleplay. Like you sit down and he’s just giving a review of a game then leaves and comes back like a doctor. Then leaves, and comes back and just sits in front of you eating a jolly rancher saying Kakariko (or kuh-care-eh-co) and then sings Johnny Johnny. And so on and so on until the police come to take him to jail for hacking into the Little Cesar’s mainframe

    • @od3910
      @od3910 5 лет назад +12

      The police have to whisper too

    • @spoonfire
      @spoonfire 5 лет назад +8

      Robbie Kenny *tap tap tap* *whispering*
      FBI open up

    • @devilish9504
      @devilish9504 5 лет назад +1

      @@spoonfire gonna be honest that sounds like a really relaxing rp idea

  • @solbushbaby4144
    @solbushbaby4144 4 года назад +813

    “This One is Gatorade”
    Drinks potion and starts fading out of video
    “Or maybe it’s increased strength”

    • @Austin-jm7lp
      @Austin-jm7lp 4 года назад +45

      Sol Bushbaby you’re right that is what happened thanks for repeating the exact dialogue

    • @geordiepelt3862
      @geordiepelt3862 4 года назад +17

      @@Austin-jm7lp lmao that made me laugh more than the comment hahahaha

    • @blacck0ut177
      @blacck0ut177 4 года назад +8

      He just drank thanos juice he should be fine

    • @oneyayeetplz
      @oneyayeetplz 4 года назад

      ily

    • @funneimemeguy
      @funneimemeguy 3 года назад

      @@geordiepelt3862 yea some people couldn't hear him so this comment appeared or sum🙄🙄🙄

  • @CuddleAsmr
    @CuddleAsmr 6 лет назад +650

    “This will make you irresistibly charming..Shhhhiiiiiiiit “

    • @bennygokgoye3974
      @bennygokgoye3974 5 лет назад +10

      Espe ASMR what he means is he can make me go from some cringy level 1 cancerfuck shittrash boy to a level 100 handsome man

    • @blargahhh
      @blargahhh 5 лет назад +1

      😂😂😂😂

    • @an_ordinary_goose
      @an_ordinary_goose 5 лет назад +5

      It's like that episode of SpongeBob when squidward turns fabulous from having his face slammed by a door.

  • @bumblebeepotato
    @bumblebeepotato 6 лет назад +653

    God these never fail to make me laugh or put a smile on my face. I'm loving the content your putting out right now

  • @foodislife5939
    @foodislife5939 5 лет назад +616

    Marno: Is it your left or right ear?
    Me: Apple
    Marno: correct

  • @imagination.junkyard
    @imagination.junkyard 6 лет назад +393

    I snorted so loud when he said "you just had a butt sock in your brain"

    • @cegan9239
      @cegan9239 6 лет назад

      Omg me to

    • @Alice_inBlackParade
      @Alice_inBlackParade 6 лет назад

      My fave plot twist

    • @bandana.7077
      @bandana.7077 5 лет назад

      Wtf is a butt sock?? Can someone explain

    • @zac1581
      @zac1581 5 лет назад +1

      @@bandana.7077 the sock he had, it has butts on it

  • @AngryPige0ns
    @AngryPige0ns 6 лет назад +349

    You should do a bedtime story book reading where the background sound effects are corresponding asmr sounds/tingles, kinda like an audiobook/asmr combined

  • @tq7013
    @tq7013 5 лет назад +184

    “The Asmr Roleplay where you don’t know what Roleplay is”
    Yes, this Roleplay made me forget what Roleplay is

  • @nologin5375
    @nologin5375 6 лет назад +556

    I feel like if you do another one of these you should transition into other things without any cuts to make it an increasing level of confusing. Just like random stuff happens out of context

    • @crisla69
      @crisla69 5 лет назад +5

      NoLogin thats how thw og one was lile

    • @CEDA_Burr1ta
      @CEDA_Burr1ta 5 лет назад +3

      Do like a Monty Python type thing

    • @thd34
      @thd34 5 лет назад +1

      your comment was appreciated

    • @MarauderMammott
      @MarauderMammott 5 лет назад +3

      6:55

  • @Giovanna-dn8xo
    @Giovanna-dn8xo 6 лет назад +1364

    Why do you want my blood so badly??? What is happening??

    • @Bucketlord666
      @Bucketlord666 6 лет назад +40

      He works for the League of Villains

    • @Giovanna-dn8xo
      @Giovanna-dn8xo 6 лет назад +19

      Kami Eneru lol is that a bnha reference?

    • @umbree6407
      @umbree6407 5 лет назад +2

      he said he whants to drink it at 3:22 (a few seconds early)

    • @SaveTheBeesBro3
      @SaveTheBeesBro3 5 лет назад

      That’s the point😂 you aren’t supposed to know

  • @kayleighdevera7428
    @kayleighdevera7428 5 лет назад +1300

    I didn't think that crackhead ASMR could exist but here it is ya'll

    • @GellieBean._.
      @GellieBean._. 5 лет назад +8

      And this isn't even half of it

    • @goodmorning70
      @goodmorning70 4 года назад +29

      Check out Angelica ASMR

    • @scrithen2818
      @scrithen2818 4 года назад +23

      Yall clearly have never seen a real crackhead because this is just adhd, crackhead asmr would be like this times 10

    • @nao-bo4yz
      @nao-bo4yz 4 года назад +8

      u should watch batala asmr. i just found her

    • @theTastiestNacho
      @theTastiestNacho 4 года назад +24

      Honestly? For pure crackhead energy watch Angelica. We don't watch mother for the tingles, we watch mother for the weirdly accurate roleplays and the "Dolphin does your Racoon to prepare you to invade a Racoon Colony / Softly Stabbing you to Sleep / Karen is offended that you are offended" energy

  • @TheEmster1995
    @TheEmster1995 6 лет назад +700

    Thank you for getting that Butt Sock out of my brain. It was really hindering my ability to *assess* my life choices.

    • @uwuowo4232
      @uwuowo4232 6 лет назад +1

      Emily Allan lmao

    • @SnipinReaper
      @SnipinReaper 5 лет назад

      HA HA HA

    • @haleyfalse127
      @haleyfalse127 5 лет назад +5

      This joke was a sockcess (success )

    • @sadie2913
      @sadie2913 5 лет назад

      This confuses me in every way but I love it

    • @stealthpanther
      @stealthpanther 5 лет назад

      Ba dum tssss! 🤣 I see what you did there

  • @asianman7790
    @asianman7790 6 лет назад +1350

    *When you realise its a serial killer roleplay*

    • @taylorrenee383
      @taylorrenee383 6 лет назад +44

      Assaulted Rifles
      😄 there's no way...look at those baby blues

    • @rainyb8209
      @rainyb8209 6 лет назад +65

      Is it bad that I actually want a serial killer roleplay from him? 😅

    • @taylorrenee383
      @taylorrenee383 6 лет назад +31

      Rachael B
      That would be totally hott..in like a weird semi sadistic sorta way lol

    • @rainyb8209
      @rainyb8209 6 лет назад +7

      @@taylorrenee383
      Honestly, I would watch that everyday! I feel that he would be kinda awkward doing it though, haha

    • @SupitchaN
      @SupitchaN 6 лет назад +13

      @@rainyb8209 tbh i kinda think bc of his calmin presence and personality he should do a NICE serial killer roleplay lmao. thatd be p new

  • @kristinaxd5145
    @kristinaxd5145 5 лет назад +142

    11:44
    Him: alrighty you got 5 seconds to gue-
    Me: I lost you at the p so.... peni-
    Him: tHaTs cOrrEcT

  • @subswithnovideos-fr9vi
    @subswithnovideos-fr9vi 6 лет назад +844

    maybe i’ve just listened to it too many times. but do i hear the wii music at 0:26?

    • @Doink935
      @Doink935 6 лет назад +22

      I didnt hear it till you pointed it out 😹😹😹

    • @IzzyDizzy212
      @IzzyDizzy212 6 лет назад +17

      I WASNT READY LMAOOO WHEN I REPLAYED THIS I LAUGHED SO HARD

    • @DanNowex
      @DanNowex 6 лет назад +4

      I contributed to your challenge

    • @luca.alonso
      @luca.alonso 6 лет назад +6

      Yeah I came down here wondering if I was the only one

    • @isolated5272
      @isolated5272 5 лет назад +1

      Yes you have

  • @Ekul22
    @Ekul22 6 лет назад +1003

    9:11 When your crush isn't into the stuff you're in 😂😂

    • @chaysemichele
      @chaysemichele 5 лет назад +6

      Theoneandonly22 omllll

    • @HarryPotter-nz8dd
      @HarryPotter-nz8dd 5 лет назад +7

      Mood

    • @lucyvillain
      @lucyvillain 5 лет назад +10

      Yeah true lol 😂 How can you *not* be into video games tho 😏

    • @sethtanner6407
      @sethtanner6407 5 лет назад +19

      Theoneandonly22 “9:11” “you’re in” puns intended

    • @guitr3737
      @guitr3737 5 лет назад +15

      So you 911 her?

  • @AccomplishedBoot86
    @AccomplishedBoot86 5 лет назад +110

    1:40 the most calm cursing I have ever heard

  • @startrick4854
    @startrick4854 5 лет назад +1171

    Green Moose
    Guava Juice
    Giant Snake
    Birthday Cake
    Large Fry
    Chocolate Shake!

    • @motherofthesacredrealm9835
      @motherofthesacredrealm9835 5 лет назад +61

      MeRuleLyfe Fairly Odd Parents! Fairly Odd Parents!

    • @sydneyleeann1672
      @sydneyleeann1672 5 лет назад +13

      RainyProductions the fairly odd parents ah yea

    • @s942
      @s942 5 лет назад +30

      Yay someone else noticed

    • @doink17
      @doink17 5 лет назад +35

      I literally got shook and came looking for this comment, glad others noticed :)

    • @nat3572
      @nat3572 5 лет назад +28

      it’s impossible to not read this to the tune

  • @NotoriousFoxxx
    @NotoriousFoxxx 6 лет назад +168

    0:26 this makes Mii happy

  • @beelzemobabbity
    @beelzemobabbity 5 лет назад +274

    *explains Zelda botw in detail*
    “Oh you’re not into video games?
    Me neither!”
    *throws game*

    • @dinasov9
      @dinasov9 4 года назад

      He wasn't explaining it with details. He just literally explained what you need to do after the Great Plateau.

    • @artoftherowan6408
      @artoftherowan6408 3 года назад

      *Y E E T*

  • @sammyjimmytommy
    @sammyjimmytommy 6 лет назад +4297

    LMAO AT 0:26 ITS THE WII THEME HAHAHAHHAHA

  • @paulhuang2773
    @paulhuang2773 6 лет назад +583

    "I'm just tying... to hack into the little Caesars main frame."

    • @cegan9239
      @cegan9239 6 лет назад

      Lol

    • @jimb8444
      @jimb8444 5 лет назад +1

      419 likes. I leave the responsibility to the others

    • @121Simone
      @121Simone 5 лет назад +1

      420 sexy time has begun

    • @Bymie
      @Bymie 5 лет назад +2

      420 blaze it

    • @slipstream7446
      @slipstream7446 5 лет назад

      Swat Teletubbie was that a noob3 reference?

  • @no.4048
    @no.4048 5 лет назад +252

    "This will make you irresistably charming"
    So I figure you drink it daily ?

  • @BrandiBran828
    @BrandiBran828 6 лет назад +79

    While I'm an ASMR junky, I always adore listening to your content because of the seamless humor added in. So casual, so fluent with the whole tone of the video, and of course , the lovely tingles. Quality work, Love it.

  • @fanfanatic2341
    @fanfanatic2341 5 лет назад +1311

    Man tries to do ASMR but has severe ADD, role-play ASMR

    • @erica8950
      @erica8950 5 лет назад +4

      What is ADD?

    • @LoveOnTop17
      @LoveOnTop17 5 лет назад +28

      yAy attention deficit disorder

    • @xzemiyl
      @xzemiyl 5 лет назад +7

      Marno's been defeated

    • @Elafi_Ela2
      @Elafi_Ela2 5 лет назад +14

      The fact I can relate makes this comment so much funnier

    • @evanegeberg7620
      @evanegeberg7620 5 лет назад +3

      Jimmy chilli Goatcher same dude

  • @friendlyoldpieceofapoppedp711
    @friendlyoldpieceofapoppedp711 5 лет назад +79

    2:51 me drinking potions in Minecraft 4 years ago

  • @forpride1373
    @forpride1373 6 лет назад +285

    It’s the role play where an ASMRtist does all of the most popular ASMR role plays.
    Or it’s an ASMRtist with dissociative identity disorder. Could be either. Maybe both.

  • @しくじも
    @しくじも 6 лет назад +468

    1:35 how many gallons of that did you drink?

  • @elizasdoing.itagain
    @elizasdoing.itagain 4 года назад +52

    I KNOW WHAT THE ROLEPLAY IS
    an epic sleepover with your crackhead brother who is a wizard/artist/makeup artist/vampire/receptionist/doctor/negative energy remover

  • @dennyhuang240
    @dennyhuang240 6 лет назад +134

    1:40 first swear I've heard on his channel😂😂

  • @KatChartreux
    @KatChartreux 6 лет назад +483

    *I just love how silly your personality is* 😍

  • @Ryudo1236
    @Ryudo1236 5 лет назад +92

    Did.... did you just keyboard click wii music? Stylin and profilin.

  • @xm063
    @xm063 6 лет назад +2678

    Marno: How may I help you?
    Listener: I'm dead inside
    Marno: Yeah I can see that
    Edit: why does this comment have so many likes

  • @WestLakeAngel
    @WestLakeAngel 6 лет назад +593

    My favorite ASMR comedian. ❤️ Love it!!

  • @geeblocks3981
    @geeblocks3981 5 лет назад +88

    Yes, mum, watching a man brushing toilet paper helps me sleep...

  • @ambatroll1122
    @ambatroll1122 6 лет назад +139

    Ik what roleplay this is!
    A sleepover at your hairdressing, black market potion selling and completely insane buddy :3

  • @klassified3946
    @klassified3946 6 лет назад +608

    5:23 *inhales* OODPARENTSFAIRLYODDPARENTS

    • @yaglet7985
      @yaglet7985 5 лет назад +10

      Omg I died when he said that

    • @raggidyrumble9732
      @raggidyrumble9732 5 лет назад +11

      Kieran Dinneen dude I was like wait a fucking minuet 😂

    • @joceeniel4415
      @joceeniel4415 5 лет назад +9

      Took me a second to realize what he was doing. I only came to the comments to see if someone finished it lol

    • @bad_milk9743
      @bad_milk9743 5 лет назад +4

      I dont hear him saying that

    • @raggidyrumble9732
      @raggidyrumble9732 5 лет назад

      Bad_Milk and rubi the comment was finishing the song

  • @liliecore
    @liliecore 5 лет назад +140

    me: supposed to be sleeping
    also me: uncontrollable laughing at the fairly odd parents theme song and jolly rancher because its 4am and everything’s funny

    • @garzzum
      @garzzum 4 года назад +3

      why is everything so funny really late at night? one time i coughed and i couldn't stop laughing for almost 5 minutes lmao

    • @WaterDragonGames4
      @WaterDragonGames4 4 года назад

      Okay uh....this is LITERALLY ME, 4:19 Am

    • @fridapajon2931
      @fridapajon2931 4 года назад

      @@WaterDragonGames4 almost

  • @skimasktheslumpgodspizza6275
    @skimasktheslumpgodspizza6275 6 лет назад +356

    Did Marno just make a fairly odd parents reference?
    Respect.

    • @TheRedAnkh
      @TheRedAnkh 6 лет назад

      yes much

    • @INeedHeals
      @INeedHeals 6 лет назад +2

      nah dude that was jimmy neutron obviously

    • @chaysemichele
      @chaysemichele 5 лет назад +1

      OGMastaFlex what? Not Steven universe?

    • @trin9025
      @trin9025 5 лет назад +1

      @@chaysemichele nah, definitely a gravity falls reference-

    • @chaysemichele
      @chaysemichele 5 лет назад +1

      gee bubs Oooooo xD

  • @alyssarodriguez2974
    @alyssarodriguez2974 5 лет назад +109

    9:13 me when my friends don't like the same stuff as me.

  • @alexdevlin7470
    @alexdevlin7470 5 лет назад +47

    0:25 MY MAN TAPPED OUT THE WII THEME AT THE START 😂😭😂😭😂😭

  • @TheRedAnkh
    @TheRedAnkh 6 лет назад +170

    *about to pass out* "thats a shame i wanted tonsrink your blood" just bursts out in laughter

  • @DapperPoomper
    @DapperPoomper 6 лет назад +260

    "Makes you irresistibly charming" **Grabbing the jar, drinking it, eating the jar, crying, praying, hoping, wishing... Dying.. Slowly**

    • @Bee_Bug
      @Bee_Bug 5 лет назад +3

      Mood.

    • @sanslol1234
      @sanslol1234 5 лет назад +2

      At least your not gonna die alone.

    • @SrQuack-js6sn
      @SrQuack-js6sn 5 лет назад +1

      Kinky

    • @isabellamarchitelli
      @isabellamarchitelli 5 лет назад

      Don't worry. Even if you don't think your charming, I guarantee that there are people out there who love you and your personality.

  • @MrBlackChannel
    @MrBlackChannel 5 лет назад +171

    In today's episode of "Marno Being Marno"...
    Amazing

  • @d3adr0ads
    @d3adr0ads 6 лет назад +302

    i know this is supposed to be nonsensical and unorganized but tbh this is just what a normal conversation with me is like NENEKDKFKG my adhd is literally so awful i jump from subject to subject like a methed out, over excitable golden retriever

    • @ranch418
      @ranch418 6 лет назад +5

      YOU PUT IT INTO WORD OML THANKSS

    • @d3adr0ads
      @d3adr0ads 6 лет назад +2

      lmfaooo no problem, glad u can relate

    • @YTarow
      @YTarow 6 лет назад +4

      FUCKIN SAME OMG

    • @richiebell
      @richiebell 6 лет назад +3

      Oh my god I can relate on SO many levels. Adhd is a dick sometimes 😂

    • @austinmaddox4516
      @austinmaddox4516 6 лет назад +1

      Yeah i could be talking about call of duty and then just randomly start talking about football

  • @sadkeo_
    @sadkeo_ 5 лет назад +957

    Anyone reading this. Have an amazing night and know that you are always loved and you will *always* be good enough

  • @coconutmilk2664
    @coconutmilk2664 5 лет назад +82

    7:00 - 9:10 i love games that why i know so much and ma-
    9:11 oh u don’t like games ya me nether

  • @simonsays617
    @simonsays617 5 лет назад +237

    at 11:20 he writes Positive, i believe

  • @daniellesevilla6959
    @daniellesevilla6959 6 лет назад +86

    I think that's my favorite part of your channel, that you have such a witty and quirky approach- it makes me laugh and that's even more relaxing ❤️

  • @cerriwddynrose-knowles7100
    @cerriwddynrose-knowles7100 5 лет назад +45

    this is literally how my conversations go when i don’t take my meds 😂😂

    • @ddxx50
      @ddxx50 3 года назад

      😏

  • @knyixx838
    @knyixx838 6 лет назад +184

    I got it, it’s the roleplay where you play as an ASMRtist making a video of a roleplay, but the catch is that the viewers don’t know what roleplay it is
    Great video my dude, your videos definitely help me sleep

    • @annddyy
      @annddyy 6 лет назад +3

      Damn if that isn't inception, I don't know what is 😂

    • @tonic.
      @tonic. 6 лет назад +3

      I'm feeling Deja Vu.

    • @jimpickens7718
      @jimpickens7718 6 лет назад

      Knyixx i

  • @MrGlerb
    @MrGlerb 6 лет назад +378

    I like the sound of tapping ke... Was that the Mii maker theme

    • @kingofsludge7262
      @kingofsludge7262 6 лет назад +9

      Conor Winterburn at 0:27 yes. Clever boy...

    • @MrGlerb
      @MrGlerb 6 лет назад +14

      @@kingofsludge7262 thats the first time i've been called clever

    • @alexk3112
      @alexk3112 6 лет назад +4

      Conor Winterburn you’re clever

    • @LateNightVibesRR
      @LateNightVibesRR 6 лет назад +5

      You're clever

    • @TechyASMR
      @TechyASMR 6 лет назад +4

      I was about ask if anyone heard that! 😂

  • @tomhall0212
    @tomhall0212 5 лет назад +48

    *eats spicy omelette*
    “Off to the South Pole we go!”
    *immune to cold for 4 months*

  • @oodlezofnoodlez5940
    @oodlezofnoodlez5940 5 лет назад +110

    Infiltrating a fast food network?
    *snacker voice* I'm in.

    • @baileewilliams5029
      @baileewilliams5029 5 лет назад +3

      Oodlez Of Noodlez this is genius

    • @catarmour375
      @catarmour375 4 года назад +2

      That’s exactly what I needed you to type for me to understand this.

  • @BinkyBoo
    @BinkyBoo 6 лет назад +66

    I just noticed that the window I the background is actually a painting 🤣🤣 freaking mind blow I fall asleep too quickly with his ASMR

  • @spxceboy9386
    @spxceboy9386 5 лет назад +38

    Roleplay: you took everything from me...
    Marno/listener: I don't even know who you are.

  • @MakeTeaNotWar13
    @MakeTeaNotWar13 6 лет назад +21

    "this one is Gatorade"
    *Starts disappearing*
    "Or maybe it's increase strength"

  • @alexrose2613
    @alexrose2613 6 лет назад +141

    you should do- “asmr video made up of my other asmr videos”

    • @JeanieWee
      @JeanieWee 5 лет назад +5

      Alex Rose well now he has that 😂

    • @David-jo2hs
      @David-jo2hs 5 лет назад +1

      Asmr roleplay made up of my other asmr roleplays

    • @boomskipow1363
      @boomskipow1363 5 лет назад

      ruclips.net/video/hCFP6jrCZLs/видео.html

  • @lime_blues
    @lime_blues 5 лет назад +73

    Maron: As a gift you can have this disk
    Me: Oh nice thanks *tries to grab it*
    Maron: *taps it over my head*

  • @jes6825
    @jes6825 6 лет назад +313

    11:45 had me DYING