Patch 7.2 Tomb of Sargeras Cinematic (Extended Edition) - MAJOR SPOILERS!
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"Gul'dan was merely their porn"
Can't be unseen now...
The Legion's real Masturs have yet to show themsleves
So I wasn't the only one hearing that.
showfighter785 as a not english native speaker I had to replay this line a LOT of times to understand why was Velen talking about porn
Oddly, I was thinking about how that would sound to a non-native speaker.
Garrosh had more brains than the entire Legion it seems. I cannot understand how the Legion doesn't have the technology to just mass produce mana bombs and nuke every single city.
The old god dagger wasn't kidding when she said the legion is moronic.
To be fair I'm not sure why WE can't do that.
Illidan *did* say that intelligence isn't their strong point. Most of the legion are mindless pawns, they're probably incapable of doing that.
Niko however their leaders are extremely intelligent unlike the frontline brutes their armies are made of.
The Main Duck because of gameplay
I wonder if Nixxiom ever finds it weird that he is in a room alone making bird/chicken noises for a video. Its quite fascinating tbh
I do it at 2 in the morning as well, so I wake up the neighbors. It's great.
RubricMango6 do they ever think... well i guess hes choking the chicken again....
+Nixxiom You sir are great, never change!
i imagined nixxioms voice saying what he typed lol, it felt so real
good question
Kil'jaeden - Morty voice
"Gul'dan was merely their porn"
-Velen, 2017
God damn it, can't unhear.
A huge nerd with bowling clippers. Hey Kira, hows that ghost hand porn?
pawn*
It's a joke.
That´s why KJ liked him.
Deathwing has done more damage to azeroth in one patch than the legion over 2 expansions....
MrThundrchunky cuz blizzard fucking stupid?
That's because the Legion is an expected invader trying to make its way through prepared defenses, while Deathwing was an enemy already inside who launched a powerful sneak attack that no one was expecting.
Hey ijs... they got spaceships and cannons and sargeras and have done no damage. The legions dps (to azeroth) is pretty piss poor. Not really a threat to anyone. youd think thered atleast be a crater or two(outside of the broken isles). maybe even some sacked cities or something. does the rest of azeroth even know the legion is still here? Or are the alliance and horde govts covering it up? I mean cuz everyone knew the LK was in the house. Wen dat mofo came he had bitches skerrd, na meen? Ppl was in the streets spreadin the gospel of that mfs destruction(If i remember correctly, there was a doomsayer holding a sign that read "the end is near" or was that for the legion.. ) Idk.. It just seemed to me that the "Biggest invasion of the legion on azeroth" woulda been bigger... more.... invasive... they just kinda chillen on the broken isle smokin bud and shit. And to compare DW to a burning legion of demons led by ya boi Sargy is a huge compliment. I mean even batman wouldnt have enough prep time for the legion.
Yeaaah it feels like their first invasion is bigger
You talk like that or just making fun of retards that talk like that,cant tell
CITIZENS OF DALARAN
RAISE YOUR EYES TO THE SKY AND OBSERVE
IF YOU OBSERVE HARD ENOUGH YOU CAN SEE KIL'JAEDEN LOOKING AT ALIEN PORN!
BLEGH BLLLEGH If you observe slightly harder than that, you will also destroy the invasion.
Good news everyone: Nixxiom just made a new machinima!
speaking of "good news" I got my unholy artifact hidden appearance yesterday :D
hey cool :D GZ
Nixxiom version is way better than original one, as always.
Khadgar: "Good news everyone, I think I've perfected a plague that will destroy all live on Azeroth"
now I know why the Lich king is standing next to him
GOOD NEWS EVERYONE!
0:30 no evil our champions cannot overcome, while LK standing next to Khadgar xD
Buck Buck... Buuuuck?
That, "I don't know about that, Gul'dan had more HP than Mythic Archimonde in WoD and he did way more dmg!" almost killed me!
I can't believe it, you literaly joked about everything I found a bit weird/stupid with this patch and how easy we're beating them back, again! This is one of my favorite cinematic parodies so far! ^^
Another master piece that makes me want to cry blood and watch the original one to save myself from impending suicide. good job nix! keep up the great work!
when you click the vid cuz you thought iit wa a legit blizz trailer but you find out its fuckign nixx lol
This is incredible. I love it! You should do this on a regular basis. Now, I'll agree about the fact that copyrighted stuff is serious on RUclips, but here's the thing. You gotta be careful when you're making videos on RUclips. I mean, some people can actually sue RUclipsrs for making videos with their videos/music without their permission, and if you're not careful, then you might not be able to make RUclips videos anymore because RUclips kicks people out after they get 3 copyrighted strikes. Also, you're an awesome RUclipsr. Don't give up!
Nixxiom, this is...
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! SOME OF YOUR GREATEST WORK!
I laughed so hard IRL from this, and I can't remember the last time I actually started to chuckle for real from watching a WoW video like this, I loved it! This was some absolutely 10/10 great work! Keep it up!
0:28 why is Arthas there?
Because, The LK Was the only Villain that actually killed our heroes....
"Clearly there's no Evil that our Champions Can't overcome" *Shows Arthas, the ONLY Guy that was able to kill us*.
Oh, and did I mention that the LK wanted Revenge due to Kil'jaeden's BS in torturing Ner'zhul's soul for 10 years, only to make his spirit the LK....
because in most Arthas times Arthas is the true Arthas Arthas needs.
Bálint Kristóf I agree.
Only frost dk can see him.
And he is pulling the strings in DK campaign.
The best cinematic ever. Indicates every single silly moments of the patch and whole story. 69/10
And then the deceiver will fall at the hand of the 25 most "fearsome" lfr heroes of all of azeroth! Each one wielding their own mighty ashbringer! Then they will bring down the evil of sargeras himself, empowered by the unique power of the dark lord Metzen to finally bring him down in a totally unorganized 25 man lfr group. Oh yeahhhh is surely love the direction that the lore has taken!
Remember when the night elfs had to sacrifice their immortality only to beat archimonde not even fully killing him? Pepperidge farm remembers.
Yeah and now he died in the twisting nether itself(if MM is canon anymore) because of 10 random generals and grom who was just bladestorming here and there...I remember the day when the demon were so fearsome and powerfull and now because of gameplay mechanics they just all end up as raid bosses.I just hope that kil jaiden doesn't die in the tomb.
Ummmm....
laertes104 yeah....sorry my bad, forgot that little detail...
he jumped out at the end though? if you look his corpse is still on draenor
Very nice video! Hoping the best for your channel! Keep up the good work. #Nixxiom
"And Kiljaeden - pull up your pants"
Sargeras 2017
ooouh so thats why we dont see any ships next to Dalaran thanks Moonclock!
What's weird is that I (Along with numerous others I assume) just did that quest this morning... xD
i lost it at the /chicken
I felt like a tear had fallen from mooncluck's face that moment that bird poop'd in his cap
Also, this is your best Machinima ever made! :)
GOOOOD NEEEEEEWS EVERYONE!
Over 20.000 years and only caught doing that 4th time? What a champ.
I like the music on the end.... Its unic, never change it
They are indeed one-dimensional, and generaly just loot pinatás x)
this was the patch i never got to play and stopped playing ,2 years later im back in Classic.
3:20 you missed the opportunity to make a star wars joke with kadghar screaming "IT'S A TRAP"
Great as always Nix!
23 minutes later:
(camera cuts to a dead Nixxiom after attempting the class quest)
_"This patch is stupid"_
(Moocluck siphoning Niixiom's soul)
_"Yeeeup"_
by far my favorite video so far.
One of the best Machinimas so far
Yep pretty much sums up the whole expansion so far.
Nixxiom should have put the subtitle like what Kakio did guldan was merely their porn
nice one as usual nixxiom
Nixxiom makes everything better.
GOOOD NEEEEEEWWSSSSSS EVERYONE!
Flying is amazing, it makes the chicken quest berable. also, FLYING
nixxiom is the sword of a thousand truths real if its real is it a hope or a chance
"Nature is in peril druid, go fix it."
For incarnation of fell and all that is evil Sargeras is really polite
And why the words fit so well in their mouths
FUCK SAKE NIXXIOM!!! you gave me a heart attack thinking this was the end cinematic for the raid first haha =D
nice job with Sargeras lol. Almost sounded like Chris Metzen
Did anyone else catch that at 1:43? When Kil'jaeden threw that box of tissues away, it _shattered_ lol
one of the best machiminas so far
Damn.
Kil'Jaden mythic is looking pretty good.
"Good news everyone". Thanks for that.
Kil'Jaeden telling a stupid and sarcastic idea or plan thats totally true and Sargeras: Wow Kil'Jaeden thats genious!!! 😂😂😂
I was just doing that bird quest this morning!
this pretty much sums up the new patch all in one XD , easy island invasions from the dark lord himself
Well Kil'Jaeden did get flushed down the gutter. No wonder his mind can't get out of it.
"Yeah... okay." honestly the most relatable response I've ever heard in my life
I was waiting for this one
Kil'jaeden is that one guy who comes to a party only to eat all the Cheetos and then leaves afterwards with two glass cups and a Wii Remote.
So basically me.
buck buck buck...
*Nixxiom looks at the back*
Cluck?
Enjoy playing with your Legion, mortals. Soon "they" will return. Sk'yahf agth huqth N'Zoth qornaus!
an Argus or Antorus Cinematic would be amazing
GOOD NEWS EVERYONE!
We brought a Futurama reference into WOW.
How To: Challenging Artifact Skin.
Quick heroes! Head the broken shore and collect apxis... I mean neathershard crystals!
if they had all these spaceships in the sky just doing what sentinax does minus portals, it would feel more immersive but the scale of which this invasion is on doesn't really satisfy one's imagination now.
Seems like someone glued Kadghar's mouth shut near the end...
And i thought it would end as Nixxiom butchering an army of demons all by himself, because you know... they're so powerful and mighty. *puts a special mob that is supposed to be more powerful than others, hero should be careful, because the mob is so dangerous it dies in 2 hits*
Shit on the hood of moocluck is priceless))
This vid is yet another reason why I love your stuff. Hilarious!! ^5!
i hope we won't find Kiji watching some .... THINGS during our fight
You are not prepared!
the box of tissues civil war...love it
The thing don't get about the bird quest is: Why does my tauren sound like a blood elf? :p
You wanna know how you can tell this is something Moocluck and Nixxiom are making up in their heads? Jaina is there. Jaina is too busy being a Dreadlord. Come on now.
Goddamnit, I'm not subbed for a month and I miss a BIRD Quest!
This cracked me up so bad, last time I lold at WoW was when I saw Windbreaker canyon......
Thank Elune, no more Metzen-jokes!
I lost it at "GOOD NEWS EVERYONE..."
*ARTHAS WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE*
I love it when you do this😂
great machinima as always :)
love it, great job yet again.
Alex's Happy Place are you a time traveler?
Magnus Mardahl Yes I am.
awesome vid nix
This was the funniest one yet
With the scene of my uncle (Kil'jaeden). I'm not sure that the shit of the bird at the end... Sorry MooMoo' ;-;
lol nixxiom that bird quest is nothing compared to the horrors of which there is the dreaded and most evil thing the legion has done
brought fel murlocs to fight us
Stream announcements for the win.
I was hoping something about the murloc day that mostly everyone forgot about
I was expecting a legion musical about eating brains.
It's ok kiljaeden, simply get a spy to sneak in, kill all the mage in the center keeping dalaran hovering and then it will fall into Azeroth like a meteor... just like that one film.
So much for "The Deceiver"
I think the person narrating this forgot about the pre-expansion stories about tomb of sargeras, the part where the legion infused gul'dan with most of their power.. in order to open the portal he used most but not all of the energy so it's pretty obvious he would still be slightly infused by the legion, not to mention the titan machine he uses throughout the fight.. but I digress...
Your Khadgar needs more puns.
I guess that Brazzers account wasn't going to last forever.
Nice caddyshack reference