@@jackfoster501 The Brits have a lot of slang words for one meaning. Because I understand that the word "Hard" also means tough. Also the phrase "tan his ass" is weird slang for "I'm going to beat your ass"
different accents imo, the big geezer sounds proper london whereas the others sound like theyre from essex lol. similar accent but cockney is a lot gruffer and less drawly
solatiumz Yeah. :) When I come to England, if you are there, we take a sherbet to a rub-a-dub and have a few pigs ears! Would that be more than a Lady Godiva? We would have a hard cast. (made that one up..lol)
Are you avin a George Rahff! We are all ere on lock Dan innit. And its gettin right up my shnozzle! Boris Johnson! Hes a right melt! I'm a bit tasty me, and I'm gonna plant one right on his dusty bin! The geezer's muggin us right off!!
Apparently I don't have a Canadian accent, but part of it is in the video "out for a rip". That's more of an Ottawa Valley thing but I got a bit of it.
My favorites: "I'm a proper naughty geezer." "You are bang out of order." First, what exactly does the first one mean ("I'm crazy, don't fuck with me"?), and second, I'm going to use these when I get the chance.
IIllytch321 lets stick with the theme, im a proper geezer, notice in this context proper means real, i.e to be taken seriously. Also out of order is disrespect and bang means big i.e in a big way. Now Do One ,
***** Now do one? **Gives it a go** I'm a proper geezer, as well, and at times if a mug is bang out of order or having a giggle, I'll turn into A Proper. Naughty. Geezer. and hand out a dry slap if need be.
West Londoner here this is the only place I've heard the phrase yr having a Turkish now if u was to say yr having a bubble I would understand completely but having a Turkish yr having a bubble
I could listen to this forever. This is all the times my Dad berated me as a child! "'oo are you then? Eh? What, you fink you're summink? Don't give me lair! Clip round the ear if you're careful, pedigree!" We're not even from London. We're from Margate. Margate represent, yo!
philip013 that's true, they're very loyal to their rubbish football team lol. My friend if Cockney, fuck how he enjoyed his football team. Wouldn't stop talking about them! Andy Carol and shit like that!
IM FOREVER BLOWIN BUBBLES PRETTY BUBBLES IN THE AIR THEY FLY SO HIGH, NEARLY REACH THE SKY, THEN LIKE MY DREAM THEY FADE AND DIE FOOORRTUNES ALWAYS HIDING IVE LOOKED EVERY WHERE IM FOREVER BLOWIN BUBBLES PRETTY BUBBLES IN THE AIR UNITED!!! CLAP CLAP CLAP UNITED!!! CLAP CLAP CLAP UNITED!!! CLAP CLAP CLAP
After watching this, I was meeting with a government adviser and world-renowned academic. I dropped, "He was having a Turkish" into the conversation, there was a long pause and look of bewilderment, followed by uncontrolled mirth at the translation!
we've been mugged off and now,all cockneys are the lost tribe.not one of my old mates from my old manor in battersea/brixton is still there. miss pie n mash though and the bare knuckle fights.
"I'm a Proper. Naughty. Geezer."
Holy babel fish, best video on RUclips!
What does that mean. I tried looking it up. Like does it have a meaning in cockney slang or does it mean what it mean.
@@zachbocchino5501 It means like a tough guy
@@jackfoster501 The Brits have a lot of slang words for one meaning. Because I understand that the word "Hard" also means tough. Also the phrase "tan his ass" is weird slang for "I'm going to beat your ass"
The best part is how the cabbie's actually doing them a solid and knocking 20 pence off their total lmao
Who the fvck is going on. My fav part
Dry Slap
"Where the fuck are we." Reminds me of one of my mates when he came to the states and we took a taxi.
I have been asking the same question!There should be laws that do not let you move Lol
HOLD UP SUNSHINE
this sounds so funny
I love this accent
no
Della Rayne yes
same! Shame I've got a German accent lool
What you on about you love this accent you mug. Liberty.
different accents imo, the big geezer sounds proper london whereas the others sound like theyre from essex lol. similar accent but cockney is a lot gruffer and less drawly
DROI SLAP
That one bloke throughout the whole bloody video mate🤣 "Droi slap! Droi slap, Droi slap!"
"I'm proper naughty!" God I love this accent and I will figure out Cockney Rhyming slang if it's the last thing I do. I hope. LOL
+GiGi Oi Shut your North and South!
solatiumz Get your crust (of bread) out of your Khyber( Pass). You are being a (Hampton) Wick and sound quite Daffadown Dilly. :)
GiGi
Are you aving a giraffe?
solatiumz Yeah. :) When I come to England, if you are there, we take a sherbet to a rub-a-dub and have a few pigs ears! Would that be more than a Lady Godiva? We would have a hard cast. (made that one up..lol)
I've got a Betty swoloks
I spent a lot of time in London between 2006 and 2009 and this is exactly how I remember it.
@fpsMaverick Around Tottenham area, mate.
@@lukerogers151 wormwood Scrubs?
The funniest part is the 'Cockney Scholars' in the comment section.
Lol 'cockney scholars' brilliant
Imagine if this was a Harry potter audition 😂
Oi mate are you 'avin' a Turkish??! You melt! ;)
The weirdest is "I'm going to put one right across your canister!"
DRY SLAP!
*second later*
DRY SLAP!(X1000)
Cor blimey mate. That driva is askin for some Barney rubble, lol
😊🤣😂
Don’t be Roy
"Are you muggin' me orf, son?!"- I bloody love it! :)
😁🤣😃
THIS IS HYSTERICAL! As a Canadian this is so strange and funny and I am in disbelief.
Who’s watching this while on the great 2020 quarantine
And enjoying every second of it!
Im from the future
2021 here! Dry slap!
Are you avin a George Rahff! We are all ere on lock Dan innit. And its gettin right up my shnozzle! Boris Johnson! Hes a right melt! I'm a bit tasty me, and I'm gonna plant one right on his dusty bin! The geezer's muggin us right off!!
im watching this bc of 2D-
I'm from NY and I think this is the coolest accent
Cockney is basically a British version of a standard NY accent,like with all the words like "tawking" or "poifect"
Get the f=&$@ outta herrre!
@@alexovercast3359 lol. I don't talk like that, but I know plenty people who do
Just messing with u man. From calgary.
Apparently I don't have a Canadian accent, but part of it is in the video "out for a rip". That's more of an Ottawa Valley thing but I got a bit of it.
My favorites:
"I'm a proper naughty geezer."
"You are bang out of order."
First, what exactly does the first one mean ("I'm crazy, don't fuck with me"?), and second, I'm going to use these when I get the chance.
proper = really , naughty= bad, geezer= man , sum = im dangerous
you r bang out of order = you have disrespected me
***** Thank you. You're a gentleman (or woman) and a scholar.
IIllytch321 lets stick with the theme, im a proper geezer, notice in this context proper means real, i.e to be taken seriously.
Also out of order is disrespect and bang means big i.e in a big way.
Now Do One ,
***** Now do one?
**Gives it a go**
I'm a proper geezer, as well, and at times if a mug is bang out of order or having a giggle, I'll turn into A Proper. Naughty. Geezer. and hand out a dry slap if need be.
IIllytch321 now do one means get lost or f off in a polite way.
u should have said turkish or bubble instead of giggle , definitely not giggle
Brits: "AH, you found the Cockneys."
Me, an American: "You mean orcs?"
"13 sovereigns! U havin a turkish". Lol this shit is soo funny. From America by the way
From which country in América you mug !?
Sov is a pound, turkish is a laugh, now jog on you melt !
West Londoner here this is the only place I've heard the phrase yr having a Turkish now if u was to say yr having a bubble I would understand completely but having a Turkish yr having a bubble
‘You are a prize plum’
That’s my new favourite insult.
The guy with the long hair and hat looks like Timothee Chalamet in “look up” lol
Ok we gots to get a cockney and a guy from Louisiana (the gator hunters) in a buddy cop show
As a south Louisiana Cajun who's always enjoyed English accents, I would watch this with rapt attention.
Oh god this is like honey on my ears! Greatings from Russia!
I could listen to this forever. This is all the times my Dad berated me as a child! "'oo are you then? Eh? What, you fink you're summink? Don't give me lair! Clip round the ear if you're careful, pedigree!" We're not even from London. We're from Margate. Margate represent, yo!
You say Margit if you're a real cockney.
Never gets old !
We're Gezzas aren't we!!! Love it....
I fucking love this accent. It's the best English accent by far.
Proper naughty geezer is by far the best fing I've ever heard
_im proper naughty_
I'm no Einstein but I don't think I'd like the wet slap much better than the dry slap...
55 seconds in......"13 sovs" In the voice of a bloke from Chichester
I am dying at the way that guy walks away at the end😂😂😂
Found in 2023 and I will show the world 🌎
Cockney will bring peace in 2024
The fat guy and the old chap with the red jumper are the best.
"Your a FUCKING mug!" Hahaha :)
Charlotte Thorsen when me and my brother are messing around we often talk in a cockney accent and say "I'm a nutty c**t!"
+VoiAhoyTV The long winter nights must simply fly by
Dry slap!
I've seen like 3 videos with this group doing the same thing, it still makes me die every time I hear the first bloke "DEWW WOT???"
Still one of my faves
I'm shook.
Piss off you mug
John lmao yer a mad lad
dryslap!dryslap!dryslap !dryslap!
kills me every time.
This video always make me laugh so much! Love it!
1:03 when an unknown caller calls you
Dry Slaaap...!
looking for cockney references for a new dnd character and this is my new favourite video on the entire internet
These videos makes me so happy! 😂
they forgot to tell : sling your hook
2024 & it’s hilariously BANG OUTTA ORDER YA PRIZE PLUMS❕ 😆🤣
Google translate should add cockney to their list. Lol
This is my new favorite video!! Hilarious
aka: Orks having an argument with a freebooter over how much teef they owe him
1:58 walks like Liam Gallagher
''You 'avin' a Turkish?''
''Dry Slap''
West Ham supporters.
philip013 fuck them
miiiiiiiiiiiiilwall
philip013 that's true, they're very loyal to their rubbish football team lol. My friend if Cockney, fuck how he enjoyed his football team. Wouldn't stop talking about them! Andy Carol and shit like that!
Marisa Green wanker
IM FOREVER BLOWIN BUBBLES
PRETTY BUBBLES IN THE AIR
THEY FLY SO HIGH, NEARLY REACH THE SKY, THEN LIKE MY DREAM THEY FADE AND DIE
FOOORRTUNES ALWAYS HIDING
IVE LOOKED EVERY WHERE
IM FOREVER BLOWIN BUBBLES PRETTY BUBBLES IN THE AIR
UNITED!!! CLAP CLAP CLAP UNITED!!! CLAP CLAP CLAP UNITED!!! CLAP CLAP CLAP
@@marisagreen636 piss off you ole geezer. Millwal sucks mate. Hammers and forever mate. I'm West Ham till I die!!! ⚒
I love how I don't understand ANYBODY but am laughing all the same xD
open you up like a lemon ..... lol " rolls on carpet laughing "
😂🤣
This will come in handy if I have to do a cockney accent in the theatre
i'm from california and i just LOVE the welsh accent.
Dafuq? STFU!!!
The US is so far behind in our slang compared to this. Absolutely brilliant
"Are you pullin' my pisser, you plum!"
WAAAGH!
2020 and the cockney accent memes are back
@TINGLEY123 Cheers mate, I had just spent a month in hospital after major surgery when we filmed this, so yes, had dropped a fair bit of weight!
Greetings from Casablanca Morocco
This is awesome
guy with the red jumper is amazing
1:06
You're asking the wrong person mate
Bury looks nice in the summer!
Oi gotta right moody bowt.
U wot son? 13 nicker!
(Surprised no one said 'nicker' actually. I'm pretty much a northerner but I love cockneys.)
I love this accent, you're great :) !!
Are you mugging me off
You think I'm gonna have that you mug
You haven't got the knowledge pal
After watching this, I was meeting with a government adviser and world-renowned academic. I dropped, "He was having a Turkish" into the conversation, there was a long pause and look of bewilderment, followed by uncontrolled mirth at the translation!
Should've given im' a droi slap,the faahkin slaaaag".
THIS ACCENT CAN'T FADE!
Love the guy in the wooly hat, the way he Bowles it when he gets out hahaa
I saw Usher and Brock Lesnar in this video
😂
I got a right moody boat.
Awesome xxx They should teach East end history at school, from the Bow Bell's days and all the rhymes. Culture and language is very important..
we've been mugged off and now,all cockneys are the lost tribe.not one of my old mates from my old manor in battersea/brixton is still there.
miss pie n mash though and the bare knuckle fights.
I live in East End mate and you are all gone, please fight back your way in, reclaim your place and our country. Stop moving away
0:47 *”You MmmMUG!”*
I’m from Banbury but naturally have a cockney accent
Love this boi 😂😂😂🍻🍻🍻
I am a proper naughty geezer. Love the cockneys!
😊🤣😃😄😅
"Are you havin' a Turkish?"
I don't know what that means, but I love it.
Turkish Bath = Laugh are you muggin me off you toe rag you haven’t got the minerals Sarn 🤬
Love cockney people. From London
"U mag" , "who dafuq ah yeh" "faiteen"
---Gotta Love 'Em!!!
"Da-ryyy slap"
One across the canister
Lmaooooooooooooooo
This has been brought to you by the London anti tourism group.
I am stoned and laughing my left bollok off 😂😂😂😂😂
have only got 1
Music at beginning and end? Anyone know what it is?
NAGB. That's bang out of order.
🥴😂👌one of the best accent 😍
you gotta love the gloves!!
Killing Floor be like:
13 NOTES, DRY SLAP!!! Where the fu#k are WE!
Here we are again.
"Where the fuck are we?!" lmao love it!
u pulin me pissa? im propa naughty... xD
The only person I didn't understand is the driver.
Cool it furteen quid, eh’gov
'you ain't got the knowledge...priceless!
😁🤣😃😃
this fye
0:51 *”SUt UP!”*