An Unironic Lore Analysis of Bread Boys
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- Опубликовано: 16 ноя 2023
- Out of the thousands and thousands of channels on RUclips, none of them are quite like Bread Boys, a simple little channel that has gained its fair share of attention. Despite how simple it may seem from a quick glance, there's a lot more to it than you may think.
If you watch this video all the way to the end, there's something seriously wrong with you. 
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You put more effort into this video than we did into our entire channel.
Amen brother.
(You've earned our sub)
So, like I have a question. So, where did you buy your helmets and costumes. And also, what happened to mother?
No way they responded 😂
It's literally on ebay.@@KaiBooth-iz1hi
Is Cousin Richard the son of Uncle?
@@KaiBooth-iz1hiyou dont ask these questions
Also, in Father vs The IRS, it’s mentioned that only Father can shoot his shotgun, unless he gives permission for someone else to use it, like in “FATHER I LOVE CHRISTMAS” and “Son, Happy Birthday”
Also that the shotgun is a super weapon capable of wiping out entire cities and could presumably be on the level of a nuke
Mythical shotgun?
@@ChaoticMess82A gift from The Slayer perchance?
airy makes a good point
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In a stream, they confirmed the fact both of them (father and son) have dementia due to their very long lives
Damn. Sad for them tbh, but i suppose a devotion to God allowing for lengthened life would do that to ya.
@@emeryduhgamer there is no god in that house
@@opinionatedfoxl8369
Yes, there is.
His name's Fathers' "Grandfather" Father Bread
The bread boys only have one power, the power of plot convenience.
No there one ability Is is I can do whatever the fuck I want
Aka They have the power of Orks
@@Bushman06 well, warhammer Orks?
@@undercovertakodachi4301 They are littlerly the only orcs spelt like orks so yes
@@Bushman06 you know what, I didn't even realize that till now.
As someone who’s worn plate armor to airsoft- the amount of times I’ve had people quote breadboys at me is staggering. (Despite not wearing a greathelm)
I'm actually very curious, how does it feel to get hit by air soft while in plate armour
@@wonghy1115you'd basically not feel the pellets
Dont most people wear plates?
@@baconflakes3345wrong kind, he meant medieval plate armour
@@ShadowGaming-ft4fh thats the joke
Pretty sure the anime being so strong is meant to be a joke based off the meme "I have god and anime on my side".
Makes sense, would also explain why Richard keeps loosing cause he’s only got Anime on his side, Son is the only one with both but Father has the power of being a parent so son can never beat him lol.
They actually make that joke in an actual video, I think the one where father wears the armor made of anime waifus, and says " I have the power of god and anime on my side!" Or Maybe it's in the video where father is a heretic.
A very easily missable bit of lore about his feud with Grandfather (father’s father) is revealed in Uncle vs “Grandfather” where “Grandfather” had left Uncle in Egypt
Could explain his love for cats since Egypt worshiped cats
"You're upset at Father because he left you in Egypt, but you stayed for the cats, you can't be mad at that!"
@jendouglas9781 called it without watching the episode yet(I og its just that they don't put a official Playlist for all tje videos)
This video did not need to exist but i'm glad it does.
Anime armor in this universe is plot armor
*you cannot change my mind!*
You wrote plate armor wrong.
Hehehe,
@@samfire3067 no i wrote plot armour correctly
Unless...
*Cartoon logic comes in*
@@ultimate_plebIt's a bird! It's a plane! Wait no, it's the joke going over your head!
@@BattyBest i don't get it bro, is it a jojo's reference or something?
I mean, heck. There are a few more things that can add to your simulation theory. In the video titled “Bread Boys but Father got buffed” Father literally edits his powers using the computer to make himself even stronger. In the ones involving Skyrim NPCs, either Son or Father have their personalities rewritten to be NPCs when Skyrim is brought up. And finally, in “Bread Boys but it’s vocoded to Gangsta’s Paradise,” Father gets so fed up with Son that everything gets vocoded to Gangsta’s Paradise
Another potential point is that in "Son, What's an Atheist?" cousin Richard is revealed to be an atheist. If you take things at face value, this obviously makes no sense, seeing as how he continously defies all of science by being 700 years old, reincarnated and knows and has seen father and son having supernatural abilities of their own (that can't be explained scientifically) as well, which would make any person think that magic and miracles are afoot and that some religion, christianity in this case, has definitvely been proven. However, if cousin Richard "knew" that they were all in some sort of simulation, well then that would be an explanation for Cousin Richards otherwise inconsistent worldview.
Lets not forget Bread Boys love Girls Frontline and UMP45 is at least Son's absolute oshi.
Its fitting. They like the darkest recesses of mankind anime girls and Son in particular loves the clinically depressed suicidal smug one of the outcast robots.
Since Father threw mother off the Eiffel Tower this means that they must been stuck around till at least the late 19th century before disappearing for possible most or the entire 20th century (This would explain earlier how Father hadn’t any experience with automobiles)
But Father mentioned that he shot Franz Ferdinard in 1914
@@B1_Bis Dang.., the plot thickens!
@@B1_Bis I'm not really familiar with bread boys (aside from a few videos) but maybe he didn't know what Franz was riding in? I'll have to check out their channel sometime.
Lore goes CRAZY when you look into the discord server, You could write a 600 page three volume saga of the stuff that went down in there
Never been this proud for being a Bread Boys enjoyer.
I actually theorize/headcanon that the family was much more sane during the crusades, but being immortal and watching the world move long past the ages of knights and crusaders, as well as being so powerful that war is pointless since they can make whole armies give up, has made them slowly lose it and basically result to sitting around, occasionally going on rampages, but mostly just killing each other as the only way to pass their endless amount of time.
Son's obsession with anime is probably the reason he's the least homicidal member of the cast.
Yeah, they confirmed that both Father and Son have dementia due to beign alive for so long, soooo
You nailed it ;)
The simulation would only make the fate of Mother even more concerning.
I think another important lore bit is that the Bread Boys only eat bread, per their name. They can eat other things but it is repeated that the survive off almost solely bread which I always assumed helped give them their powers.
Also, it is hinted at that cousin Richard is immortal but by a completely different means then the other crusaders, as explored in tat one video where Son and cousin Richard go to the gulag.
That might be a reference to the Bible “man does not exist on bread alone, but in every word from the Lord God” in a bit of a satirical way
@@Meyer-gp7nqor like how bread is the bosy of christ
"This is the type of content I make now. What am I doing with my life?" Welcome to that exact achievement of life brother. You earned a subscriber. Keep up the good work and stay safe.
The period of time that they were not able to keep up with the times is when they were in space fighting alongside the black templars
Update on power's: mewing or just them without their helmets on just looking at their faces will obliterate you.
See 'son, what is mewing'
That literally gives the whole part of the bible that states that no human can fully see as to what god looks like to a whole new level lol
12:32 you forgot fathers ability to vocode people's voice to gangstas paradise
Bread Boys is a good example on why making a simple small world, is way better than making a whole Springfield worth of ideas
oh gosh I completely forgot about bread boys- I gotta catch up now!
Damn same got to get back to the bread grind.
Fathers Father then: I just don't understand?
Father's Father now: אני גאה בך בן שכמעט שרטת אותי
Maybe when he's angry his voice changes?
This proves that both the power of God and Anime are an extremely powerful combo.
My guy this is exactly what I was looking for. P.S. you should do a timeline video
That's gonna be hard considering the diagonal time travel.
Oh yeah we're getting REAL content now
Just to clarify, it was specified in the description of "Son, Are You Real?" that the video was non-canon to the Bread Boys universe, so that safely debunks the theory that the entire Bread Boys saga is just Father's schizophrenic delusions.
Also, loved the use of Super Paper Mario music during the simulation theory segment. That's also an interesting theory that's a lot more plausible.
Bread Boys was one of my earliest subscriptions. Great little endeavor.
I am so glad that this video exists. As far as I know, this is the first video of its kind talking about Bread Boys. The lore of the series is unironically interesting and captivating.
If you have ever looked in the comments of Bread Boys, there is a chance you may have stumbled upon me. I am the essay guy. The one and only who writes unreasonably long analyses of videos. Recapping the installment in detail and giving my own review with a theory. And through the years I have spent following Bread Boys, I can confidently crown myself with a Ph.D. in the lore. No one in their right mind would spend that much time and passion studying the story of two immortal crusaders who do silly stuff. I am the guy who actually watched all of their videos multiple times.
This video was like a warm present for Bread Boys themselves, and fans like me. It does a great job of summarizing the main premise of this series. Without going into deep details, it provides general knowledge and goes through every important element. My only nitpick is that you didn't mention Bob, which I find unacceptable and unforgivable.
Since this video listed some interesting facts/details of the series, I would like to add some myself.
1. JWR: in "Son, I Dislike RAID" JWR, which at the time was called Just Weather Reports, made its first appearance. The weather reporter was held at gunpoint and forced to read the script for the Raid Shadow Legends ad. Later, the reporter came back as a phone guy in "Son, What's FNAF | NIGHT TWO". In "Son, I'm Ending Humanity" JWR rebranded to Just World Reports and it remains like this to this day, making an appearance every now and then.
2. Black Death: in "Son, New Year New Me" it was confirmed that Father was the one to cause the Black Death. Not much else to add.
3. World War I: speaking of tragedies, during one of the streams it was said that Bread Boys shot Franz Ferdinand, consequently causing World War I. However, I wouldn't rely on the sources of the lore any other than the videos themselves.
4. Real names: apparently Bread Boys actually have real names. Son's name is the first one that was revealed, and it is Chadicus. During one of the streams, Bread Boys said that Father also has a real name and it will be revealed somewhere in the future. I am personally not a fan of Son and Father having "real" names. Mainly because names like Son, Father, and Uncle were established into the fundament of the series, providing no need for there to be actual names.
5. The channel: Bread Boys(as a channel) exists in the story, as it was shown on multiple occasions, like: "Son, where is our dislikes?", "Bread Boys: Behind the Scenes", "Son, What is Clickbait?" etc. Father, however, tends to forget that they have it from time to time. Also, in the Universe, they only earned one penny from RUclips as it was said in "Bread Boys Morning Routine".
6. Father is into cock and balls torture: at the end of "Son, What's CBT?", Father admitted to liking the process.
7. Uncle's cat obsession: although one of Uncle's main characteristics is liking cats, in "Father vs Uncle", Uncle is shown to be enjoying the image of the dog. It might be because Bread Boys haven't settled on this part of his character. Personally, I have a little headcanon that Father is a dog person, the opposite of Uncle.
8. Chess: Father and Son play chess often. Nothing much, just a fun family activity. Son, however, gets killed when he doesn't play chess with his dad though, as mentioned in "Another Day In the Life of Bread Boys"
I truly love the series. Bread Boys legit influenced me in one way or another. I am very thankful that it exists. Not that many books, movies, or series have stuck with me as Bread Boys did. And there are a few fictional worlds to which I was so passionate about. Believe it or not, Bread Boys were the ones who made me write my first fanfic. It wasn't the first ever fanfic, but if I hadn't written Richard's Return, I would probably have never written any fanfic after that. So far, I have written 7 Bread Boys fanfics worth 50 805 words. That's quite an achievement. And even though becoming a fanfiction author isn't something some people will look at as worthy of honor, for me it is a sign of how this series has impacted me.
Thanks for making the video, it was great.
damn.
Can you link you fics? It would be really fun to check them out!!!
@@the_king_of_kings_3413 I've tried, but RUclips really doesn't like it when you do this. It deleted my comment multiple times already. If you really want to check out the fanfics, let me know and we might find a way around it.
@@leshalesha9404 it's ok, I like writing fan stories myself about various things so I was just intrigued in another writers content, but its ok, not really a huge deal for me lol!!! bet their really good tho!!!
@@the_king_of_kings_3413 Thanks for the nice words, even though you haven't read them. Since I can't give you a link, I may try to direct you there.
You need to go on AO3 and search for "Bread Boys (Web Series). The person with the most fanfics written is Oleksiy, a.k.a me. If it works and you read them, you can leave a kudo or a comment to let me know, that would be appreciated.
Weird idea, Perhaps the Shotgun is the true mastermind and an unholy relic or worse a demon possessed weapon that drives those who wield it insane, I mean it drove Son insane in a matter of seconds when Father gave it to him and went on a rampage that resulted in the death of millions, and when Father saw this, he was oddly extremely concerned and felt like he had to stop him to save people, instead of letting him continue like he probably would have done if he still had 'His' Shotgun, seemingly snapping out of his delusions and back to lucidity. But hey thats just a theory a bread boy theory.
3:58 i recognized astolfo in these few frames as soon as i saw them
Good video! Binge watched their entire channel yesterday and was looking for a neat conclusion to tie it all together. Not dissapointed.
Doesn’t cousin Richard get his powers from Anime or something? I know he introduced it to son and I am aware that he can go toe to toe with them even without a helmet (which seems to be a prerequisite for having holy powers). It would actually explain the power boost the boys get when wearing the Anime Armour, as it’s anime power stacks on top of their base abilities thus giving them the boost. It’s fair to say this wouldn’t work the same with Cousin Richard as he already has anime powers or something like that.
I feel like the reason father killed mother is because she was a part of Unholy Trinity. We have already seen that the Father, and the son have holy powers, making them immortal (I guess the shotgun is the holy Spirit?) Meaning that they are the holy Trinity. The opposite is her mother, who probably was the part of the unholy trinity, which led to him killing her.
I like to believe we don't actually get third person perspectives but really it's uncles pov they just dont notice him
Man after long time being on the internet and basically having no life never I thought watching content like this.
Love the Bread Boys, their skits are awesome!
crazy how we now have bread boys lore analysis now lmao
If you dive too deep the abyss stares back.
Son I've been turned into a marketable plushie! That had me has me rolling! Unfortunately now I can't look at the series in the same way as it could all be the product of an unstable mind...
You didn't even talk about the ultimate power of "Shrek is love"!!
I think there's an inconsistency in the Lore. In "Father, You have no maidens" son states that Mother was hanged from the Eiffel Tower, and that he "wasn't even born", which would suggest that son was born after at least 1889 when the Eiffel Tower was finished, so Son wouldn't have been able to participate in any crusade. But in "Father, cousin Richard survived" it is shown that both cousin Richard and Son where alive "700 years ago", so roughly in 1321 if we go by the video's upload date.
Unless Son is somehow an eternal being that somehow defies space and time or Father is actually a time traveller there isn't really an explanation to this. The "Son doesn't exist" theory and the simulation theory would also explain this, in the first case Father is just allucinating everything and in the second we can just assume the simulation follows a different timeline where history went differently.
Or maybe I'm just overthinking this.
Yeah I'm overthinking this.
I can see where you’re getting at right here, but you’re not overthinking it. In terms of inconsistency, there is none due to the fact that since son was born, and lived with father throughout the crusader era, that they were chilling in Jerusalem Persia (middle east), until they decided to adventure off from the area towards France Eurasia, where the sad unfortunate scenario occurred in year 1889.
Afterwards, they stayed in Jerusalem for a good chunk of time, until later on where advances in technology was everywhere towards the years of the 80’s, 90’s and even the 2000’s that they decided to head off towards North America from either directly Persia to North America, or starting from Jerusalem towards Europe, maybe France, and afterwards they went towards USA to present day.
Just found this video as of today, and I decided it will be cool to give some insight with the cool community as to what is happening in terms of bread lore, for which it’s epic and fun :)
the group chat of crusaders might just be father's comrades in battle, like one would expect from a guy who tried to retake Jerusalem
In terms of that, it could be applied that the episode with the discord chat is a precursor, a prequel, towards the other episode with son getting his moment in saving Jerusalem from the invading hoard of weebs; meaning that unfortunately, all of the crusaders are gone and never to be seen again, until possibly in the future perhaps, due to them sacrificing themselves in saving the holy land, for only very few members and father surviving the onslaught whilst dealing with a huge disadvantage on their hands. It’s not until reinforcements, like son, arrives to win the battle for the holy land, and in short saving the day and for son to visit the holy land, but with corona messing up everything to his adventures in the holy land he decided to perform quarantine for safety concerns upon his behalf
@@fishymk wait, if son was part of the reinforcements that would mean he is definitely close to average strength for the usual crusader which has some interesting implications,
but i must ask,
why were the weeb's interested in the holy land, and is this why father is mentally unstable, because this seem's like something that would some of that instability.
I hadn't even heard of the bread boys but I'm very glad i watched this video, thank you
i remember loving bread boys back in highschool
New sub, this was really good! I love how you're exploring something that definitely needs more discussion! Also also, to add to Father's delusion theory, don't forget the intrusive thoughts video, where he clearly states and demonstrates that he has them.
These goons typify the expression of having "the power of god and anime" on their side. XD
I remember being there the day they uploaded a video of Father finally firing off his shotgun. Course it was in VR, but still!
I like the idea that the Bread Boys were somehow placed into a simulation after Father killed his wife.
a lot of fictional universes have super powerful/indestructible materials (vibranium, nicherine/scarlet ore, nokia plate, bescar, etc.) but anime plate has to be THE most creative out of all of them 🤩🤩🤩
Just found this video as of today, and this was an awesome epic video right there; in terms of the bagel boys, and the time between events for father to understand what is automotive technology, the boys lived throughout the crusade towards the years where paris became recognized with the eiffel tower, to which the unfortunate event occurs where they decided to head back to Jerusalem from Paris, and stayed there until the 80’s, 90’s, and/or the 2000’s. In that time, automotive technology was advancing, and along so everywhere was getting connected via media, tech. systems, social advances, and modernization/suburbanization; for which the boys decided to head towards the US through either Jerusalem towards their current present day state in the USA, or from Persia, towards Europe (maybe France again), and then find a flight towards North America. There’s a video under the bagel boys’ channel that shows father being told that they have fans, and to where there’s a possibility that father may know them throughout his time, for which shows a video of one of the bagel templars reacting towards father, and vise-versa where the templar sees father’s reaction towards them, resulting in a theoretical war called the “yeast wars”; for which it’s in a status of neutrality, since there’s no word on a potential collab in the future between both channels. However, they are chill with each other, for last time that I’ve checked; and in short, via a lore standpoint, both kingdoms are in a state of neutrality, until something occurs between them in officially kicking off the yeast holy wars.
Nevertheless, it’s a cool channel that has a running series dealing with an ongoing crusade of their kingdom, called the kingdom of mallard, and along so them doing cool things, such as a creation of a cool homemade trebuchet that serves as a cool line of defense in a cool homemade kingdom that they made behind their place somewhere in their current space in Canada.
All in all, although this video was made a while back, I hope that everything is going well, and I’m glad that the yt algorithm recommend me this cool video to watch in my downtime, take care :D
Cool vid! Another thing supporting the simulation theory is the fact that in numerous videos the Earth or part of it gets destroyed but reapears later.
In "Father, I've been Edging"
Father says he has time travel.
So I think he just time travels to the past and stops son from edging.
As for how the video is up, we could say....
The video is recorded (including earth exploding)
Being unkillable, Father time travels to right before that and takes the camera/recording
Immediately time travels back to before son was edging (or whatever inciting event)
Stops him from doing so
Wasn’t it the answer give in the “Son I have lost my powers”, I if remember correctly they said any time they destroyed something massive like a entire country or altered the current order of things like moving the earth out of the Sun’s orbit, God later fixes it and then either Nerfs them or zaps away bits of their power as punishment.
17:00 Don't worry, the description of that video states that it is not canon
damn haven't watched them boys for so long
I needed this in my life😊
And we are still watching them year later
Man this vid blew up. From 11K in 4 months to 68K in 5 months, congrats dude
top 5 best RUclips channels of all time also the lag could also just be another super power / ability
something about mother though, the construction work of the effile tower began in January 1887 and was finished on March 31, 1889, but son was in the crusades sooo...
Did Lore is huge? Thanks man
I waited for the day that someone would do this
IRS soldiers are now kind of a thing
You also forgot to mention after the anime plushie's death, another video titled "Son, what does Uwu Mean?" follows the plot of the waifu plushie becoming a ghost and repeating the words "UwU" which causes Son and Father to go insane. (And I don't think it's just a similuation but rather a universal time loop/wormhole of the same reappearing events where where every video ends up with Son getting shot or something ridiculous happening to both of them)
hmmm. She might be a witch why "father" hates her
I don't think the wife Son was talking about that Father killed was Mother, because they're both 700 years old, and the Eiffel tower was built in 1889.
14:00 it could also be that Father was the leader of the Crusader group and doesn’t consider them friends
Functionally immortal, not immortal, immortal would mean that they cant even die temporarily
Oh Dammm There is lad thanks for the Shout out You have my sword And my Subscription
you asked, "what am I doing with my life?" at the start of the video. The answer to that is, the right thing
FUN FACT! The IRS does actually have armed personnel and tax collectors. Thus meaning that they do have armed individuals! An estimated 80,000 to be exact!
What?
i love this
Uncle also lives in the walls
Solar Systme powers?
16:13 Yuyuko would never say "uwu", she'd consume his flesh and then eat whatever else she can find (she is a horrifying glutton)
There’s more stuff hinting at your simulation theory, such as “son, what’s analog horror” where everything gets kind of glitchy and distorted.
son was never real in the first place.
14:54 could also be that hes the only immortal crusader using facebook (making him not have friends within this specific social media app)
Father and son solo your fav verse
Here since 3.85k
I am a simple man. I see an interesting concept (crusaders in modern times) amd I see firearms. Amazing YT channel / TV series 10/10.
Anime was made in nuclear fire, so it being the most powerful kind of makes sense.
They also have stands now.
Breadboys is a sitcom done right.
You forgot that Father's Father says "SON" to Father in his debut video, and that voice was distorted back then.
I wasnt actually expecting it to be unironic also I wasn't expecting him to say that it might be a don Quixote sort of thing and that father is just crazy
This was amazing! Now do a jobbythehong lore video 😂. But hey man I hope you’re doing well.
They’re so cool!
I love bread boys.
Ok, so like, totally unrelated to the topic of the video, but at 3:10 or so I heard about two faint notes and immediately recognized the honey hive galaxy music (i think).
About father not knowing modern history... It could be he has simply forgotten his meds which treats some form of moemery disorder.
Update this video. The lore has gone insane! Father can time travel at will, destroy galaxies with a snap, caused the Black Plague, KILLED Archduke Ferdinand leading to WWI.
I don't know if this is canon but in Father, cousin Richard has returned. Richard reveals son's real name to be Chadicus, which was also seen in the end credits of Son vs Cousin Richard pt. 3
I would love a Death Battle episode with father
OK but IRS could also mean Imperium Romanum Sanctis aka holy roman empire
Curious to know, what about the after life bits with them in some spirit realm
16:O2
as a touhou fan
the lil yuyu fumo is nice.
Honorable vid mention, They were sponsored by Raid Shadow Legends
I feel like the neutron star shotgun shells should be mentioned
About the crusaders
It could just be that they're only tied together by their bond as members of the templars rather than actually being friends with eachother
Do with that consideration what ever you will, lol
the IRS does, in fact, have strike teams...I'm not actually sure off the top of my head if they count as military police or maybe as a PMC though because while they are very much government armed forces they aren't exactly law enforcement or military in function...frankly they're more like Gestapo than anything else (more because they don't give a shit about legality one way or the other than because of any of the other things associated with gestapo/etc).
while I'm at it here's one you'll get a laugh at: the US post office also has a few of it's own strike teams and they *ARE* a straight up PMC (the post office isn't actually a government agency it is a government backed monopoly with a crippling amount of government interference in their charter in return for said monopoly).