Even Hello Kitty made an MP3 player...

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  • Опубликовано: 27 дек 2024

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  • @ProtoMario
    @ProtoMario 3 года назад +6105

    Goodbye dog is the most underatted joke here...

  • @dylanwest5050
    @dylanwest5050 3 года назад +698

    Waiting to see Frank at the end is like waiting for the after credits in a marvel movie.

    • @corocsat8469
      @corocsat8469 3 года назад +10

      Only gorgeous nugget round

    • @dude5029
      @dude5029 3 года назад +19

      its great cause my brothers name is frank and sometimes he turns around thinking someones calling him

    • @Dogselfie
      @Dogselfie 3 года назад +2

      @@catdemon922 trevor

    • @Squeakthehamster
      @Squeakthehamster 3 года назад +1

      @@Dogselfie micheal

    • @robertheels2706
      @robertheels2706 Год назад

      frank hes a cute bloop

  • @zendor3861
    @zendor3861 3 года назад +5889

    As a guy from Russia, I can say, that his "Привет котёнок" attempt was actually amazing

  • @meesus
    @meesus 2 года назад +354

    As a German I can say, your pronunciation of "Ach, das ist wunderbar! Gleichgütiger Fisch." sounds like a German with a strong dialect. Props to you!

  • @christalmeph
    @christalmeph 3 года назад +1807

    "This channel's so terrible, I'm so sorry"
    Now that's what I call a lie

  • @chaoticbraindead678
    @chaoticbraindead678 3 года назад +2485

    As a french person, the "Bonjour chaton" with your voice genuinely scared me. 11/10 would recommend

    • @Naxistb
      @Naxistb 3 года назад +21

      mdrrr

    • @aaa8834
      @aaa8834 3 года назад +39

      the way he said numérique was fingers lickin’ good

    • @chaoticbraindead678
      @chaoticbraindead678 3 года назад +59

      @Macho Sancho Thanks, I really appreciate it

    • @donnerblitzen1388
      @donnerblitzen1388 3 года назад +4

      Just saw your comment and have to agree!

    • @Kevin-yp7yk
      @Kevin-yp7yk 3 года назад +22

      I'm sorry that you're fr🤢nch

  • @exedo9882
    @exedo9882 3 года назад +813

    Alternate title: Aussie discovers Canadian bilingual packaging

    • @olympian3
      @olympian3 3 года назад +7

      hahaha

    • @flamu9183
      @flamu9183 3 года назад +35

      Wait until he discovers American quadlingual packaging.

    • @irtbmtind89
      @irtbmtind89 3 года назад +16

      Technically it's only Quebec that cares about the layout and the size of the text and stuff. The company I work for does some small volume imports that we can't sell in Quebec but are fine for the rest of the country because of this.

    • @David_Larkin
      @David_Larkin 3 года назад +28

      @@irtbmtind89 No, it's a federal law. Every packaging need to be in both official languages. If the company you work for does not do that, they can't sell their stuff in Canada

    • @irtbmtind89
      @irtbmtind89 3 года назад +8

      @@David_Larkin There are two sets of laws, and the Quebec laws are stricter. You can be in compliance with the federal law but not the Quebec law.

  • @anhvu-yp9vs
    @anhvu-yp9vs 3 года назад +1451

    the way he says AAA never gets old.

    • @alhiderbader
      @alhiderbader 3 года назад +5

      AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA THATS MY WAY

    • @cuinnbarton3678
      @cuinnbarton3678 3 года назад

      yess

    • @Danse_Macabre_125
      @Danse_Macabre_125 2 года назад +2

      AAAA batts have entered the chat

    • @NeoLocket
      @NeoLocket 2 года назад +1

      @@Danse_Macabre_125 I’m sorry but what is a *AHHHH*

    • @Danse_Macabre_125
      @Danse_Macabre_125 2 года назад +1

      @@NeoLocket a scream for AA(A(A)) battrees.

  • @deathsyth8888
    @deathsyth8888 3 года назад +557

    Not gonna lie, that Crayola AM/FM radio looks pretty dope. You'll have people all confused and asking you "Are you really listening to a box of crayons?"

    • @no-man_baugh
      @no-man_baugh 3 года назад +41

      Pair up the Crayola AM/FM radio with the Burger King Burger Headphones

    • @polarisation
      @polarisation 3 года назад +4

      @@no-man_baugh wearing the lidl merch

    • @rustyudder
      @rustyudder 3 года назад +3

      Eyyy someone else likes the taste ey, lookout

    • @jonasdaso6087
      @jonasdaso6087 3 года назад +9

      I have a feeling if you wear that in public people are just gonna think you’re a crazy person listening to crayons

    • @radioactivekitty9174
      @radioactivekitty9174 3 года назад +9

      It was designed for Marines to smuggle a radio through boot camp.

  • @Jowjoejoe
    @Jowjoejoe 3 года назад +634

    Imagine being a sentient mp3 player and all your weird-looking friends got caught by this human to be played with and dismantled. Absolute horror show.

    • @DrEisenhower
      @DrEisenhower 3 года назад +50

      Isn't that just the plot of Toy Story?

    • @corsair47
      @corsair47 3 года назад +15

      The Brave Little Toaster also had a scene almost exactly like that

    • @nicolekelly5245
      @nicolekelly5245 3 года назад

      WTH?

    • @TrueRetroflection
      @TrueRetroflection 3 года назад +16

      With only 1 GB of storage or so, you wouldn’t remember it for long

    • @geoff3610
      @geoff3610 3 года назад +21

      @@TrueRetroflection False, you'd remember it theoretically forever, you just wouldn't remember THAT MUCH of it.

  • @battyroshko1431
    @battyroshko1431 3 года назад +861

    The AAA at 0:33 synchronized perfectly with my MacBook ejecting a DVD after it finished burning, so i almost had a heart attack

    • @diskdem0n
      @diskdem0n 3 года назад +7

      sorry

    • @Auoric
      @Auoric 3 года назад +48

      Dang I didn't know burning DVDs are still a thing in this age

    • @2verysnowyyy
      @2verysnowyyy 3 года назад +1

      Lol

    • @user-tw9bk9is4l
      @user-tw9bk9is4l 3 года назад +8

      @@Auoric I still burn cds to put on my ipod

    • @naturalblue8380
      @naturalblue8380 3 года назад +22

      @@user-tw9bk9is4l …do you mean you rip them? burning is when you put files on the disc. ripping is when you copy files from it

  • @arrexprox665
    @arrexprox665 3 года назад +2395

    Not gonna lie, the AAA sound he makes can be a good wake up alarm

    • @Everytwo_
      @Everytwo_ 3 года назад +4

      Yeah

    • @lenadams854
      @lenadams854 3 года назад +9

      @Pluto AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

    • @FlameyFiredog
      @FlameyFiredog 3 года назад +61

      i clipped the video and made it into an mp3 file and set it as my alarm sound so now every morning i wake up to AAA

    • @bosshaug5672
      @bosshaug5672 3 года назад +18

      Yeah turns out dank ain't good to watch while falling asleep

    • @cuinnbarton3678
      @cuinnbarton3678 3 года назад +1

      yess

  • @techbaffle
    @techbaffle 3 года назад +462

    *Imagine you took the case off*
    *And CRAIG reveals himself*

    • @zbot2123
      @zbot2123 3 года назад +38

      I actually found the CRAIG headquarters. CRAIG is a floridaman.

    • @tomstevens9587
      @tomstevens9587 3 года назад +14

      @@zbot2123 Wouldn't accept anything else.

    • @stargoodgame
      @stargoodgame 3 года назад +10

      Me OMW (On My Way) To
      CRAIG Headquarters

    • @Xe_Non
      @Xe_Non 3 года назад

      @@stargoodgame 😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳

    • @stargoodgame
      @stargoodgame 3 года назад

      @@Xe_Non when the CRAIG is sus!1!!1 😳😳😳😷🙂🤡

  • @ChengTeoh
    @ChengTeoh 3 года назад +2327

    Not gonna lie, I'd love to see how far a Pro Golfer could drive an actual Tic Tac.
    [ btw, recently bought the KZ-ES4 and am loving it ]

    • @zednik8956
      @zednik8956 3 года назад +13

      I ordered some sz6 the other day and i cant wait for them to come, they looks so similar to campfire audio iems

    • @OmegaSaurus
      @OmegaSaurus 3 года назад +39

      I bought the ZSN pro X, they are awesome

    • @cubonette4495
      @cubonette4495 3 года назад +4

      I've had them for a few months and they're great! kinda look like hearing aids though lol

    • @mahjonglegendISLAM
      @mahjonglegendISLAM 3 года назад

      @@zednik8956 3 years still rockin zs6 is a great things for a value

    • @mahjonglegendISLAM
      @mahjonglegendISLAM 3 года назад

      @@zednik8956 now i have zsx them are slightly better for me

  • @Starcoffin
    @Starcoffin 3 года назад +1046

    "This channel is terrible."
    I love this shit.

    • @dannyt1246
      @dannyt1246 3 года назад +1

      F**ng sh*t

    • @ahyaan2552
      @ahyaan2552 3 года назад +1

      As good as dingus

    • @Mordecai098
      @Mordecai098 2 года назад

      Who the hell said that, a murderer or something?

    • @pascalthecurator3368
      @pascalthecurator3368 2 года назад +1

      @@Mordecai098 wacko named "wade" or smth, dank put him in near the end of this video to make fun of him or smth i think.

  • @Kirbydirtbikes
    @Kirbydirtbikes 3 года назад +1917

    As an American I can say proudly that your pronunciation of “hello kitty” was perfect 10/10

    • @kiriakos.17
      @kiriakos.17 3 года назад +12

      hello kitty is British lmao

    • @Kirbydirtbikes
      @Kirbydirtbikes 3 года назад +10

      Lmao but it still is in America

    • @sleeplessdistrict3897
      @sleeplessdistrict3897 3 года назад +117

      @@kiriakos.17 hello kitty is Japanese mate

    • @tomboomeronacrv
      @tomboomeronacrv 3 года назад +47

      Nah mate Hello Kitty is from Antarctica

    • @benanderson89
      @benanderson89 3 года назад +14

      @@sleeplessdistrict3897 the actual character is supposed to be from an English village, from what I can tell via our friend Wikipedia.

  • @PuffyRainbowCloud
    @PuffyRainbowCloud 3 года назад +800

    To be fair, Sanrio don’t make these products. They just license characters like Hello Kitty to companies who want to make a product with their images on.

    • @ZeroStrife1396
      @ZeroStrife1396 3 года назад +67

      They still have to give the OK, tho' (unless it's a bootleg)... but it's a bit rare to see a company who cares what it attaches its name to.

    • @PuffyRainbowCloud
      @PuffyRainbowCloud 3 года назад +2

      @@ZeroStrife1396 Yeah

    • @oceanmew
      @oceanmew 3 года назад +39

      @@ZeroStrife1396 yeah true. It’s also gotta be considered how massive the Hello Kitty franchise is, no way they are looking at every licensed product

    • @Jdbye
      @Jdbye 3 года назад +12

      I bet the company who licensed it didn't make them either. They probably just outsourced it to some Alibaba seller.

    • @TheEmeraldMenOfficial
      @TheEmeraldMenOfficial 3 года назад +1

      Which is a smart strategy honestly.

  • @exzyyd392
    @exzyyd392 3 года назад +218

    Scarlet Fire is going to haunt me forever.
    I'll be on my deathbed and hear that catchy tune getting louder and louder until I finally go

    • @AbiRizky
      @AbiRizky 3 года назад +12

      That's actually a terrifying way to go

    • @heartache5742
      @heartache5742 3 года назад +4

      new (less sad) meaning to blowing your brains out
      :(

    • @kankanmwah
      @kankanmwah 3 года назад +9

      And then you'll reincarnate as an MP3 player

    • @flamu9183
      @flamu9183 3 года назад +3

      Currently suffering from stage 7 Alzheimer’s. Thinkin bout the short segments of Scarlet Fire I can remember.

    • @the11thhour44
      @the11thhour44 3 года назад +1

      Per chance, are you, in fact, an MP3 player?

  • @skrounst
    @skrounst 3 года назад +1186

    "Indifferent Fish" sounds like the stoner kids from highschool's terrible ska band name. Makes me kinda nostalgic :)

    • @MicrowavedPlastic
      @MicrowavedPlastic 3 года назад +7

      Lol

    • @anondimwit
      @anondimwit 3 года назад +15

      I think you mean amazing ska band name

    • @Scoob_Games
      @Scoob_Games 3 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/p7NsBBTCvXI/видео.html

    • @skrounst
      @skrounst 3 года назад +14

      @@anondimwit Oh for sure, it'd be an amazing ska band name... I think I missed a comma or something. I meant the band itself would be horrific just like any other highschool ska band lol.

    • @memelord8769
      @memelord8769 3 года назад +13

      Introducing Indifferent Fish with their hit single: I’m freaking out, man!

  • @thewizard7780
    @thewizard7780 3 года назад +449

    hearing scarlet fire becoming progressively more bass boosted is amazing

  • @ivandombrovsky4751
    @ivandombrovsky4751 3 года назад +3436

    As a Russian I must admit your pronunciation of “Privet kotyonok” is nearly perfect

    • @kotte_latte8103
      @kotte_latte8103 3 года назад +64

      Это божественно)

    • @pixelcat_yt
      @pixelcat_yt 3 года назад +10

      yes

    • @MenkoDany
      @MenkoDany 3 года назад +20

      Гениально))

    • @evgenyreshetnikov3483
      @evgenyreshetnikov3483 3 года назад +41

      Привьет котьёнок

    • @tungus-
      @tungus- 3 года назад +38

      этот момент меня застал просто врасплох ахах

  • @CycleNLincs
    @CycleNLincs 3 года назад +373

    Australian slang, an idiots guide: "Must be 2 syllables and pronounceable with a drunken slur"

    • @tuser8
      @tuser8 3 года назад +30

      The entire ‘language’ has been accustomed to potentially drunk people

    • @zeedause5289
      @zeedause5289 3 года назад +13

      Cyoar, yeh mate struth but uuh yeah nah, some of em are 1 syllable, oath carnt

    • @CycleNLincs
      @CycleNLincs 3 года назад +7

      @@zeedause5289 nah yeah mate, forgot about the onies didn't I! Fair dinkum.

  • @the_trash_mane5875
    @the_trash_mane5875 3 года назад +330

    Oh wow I didn't know "Goodbye Dog" was the discount brand we needed

    • @avantikashaha7959
      @avantikashaha7959 3 года назад +21

      I'm partial to "Indifferent Fish" myself.

    • @JamesR624
      @JamesR624 3 года назад +3

      "-no, I mean--" That instant moment of realization after he realizes what he said is amazing. XD

    • @the_trash_mane5875
      @the_trash_mane5875 3 года назад +6

      @@JamesR624 the привет котенок killed me. Just saying hello kitty in other languages is gold

    • @spingleboygle
      @spingleboygle 3 года назад

      It was 82 when I liked but then in sky rocketed to 111

    • @EpicB
      @EpicB 3 года назад

      I'm quite partial to Привет Котёнок though I'm cool with Indifferent Fish too.

  • @TylerL220
    @TylerL220 3 года назад +661

    "Shawty's like a melody in my head
    That I can't keep out, got me singin' like
    Na na na na everyday
    It's like my 50009 Digital Music player's stuck on replay
    Replay-ay-ay-ay"

    • @hypot
      @hypot 3 года назад +4

      Most underrated comment

    • @soetekinhaentjens1462
      @soetekinhaentjens1462 3 года назад +13

      No °^°
      What you just did is illegalllllllllllll
      AHHHHHHHHHH

    • @xyzzy64
      @xyzzy64 3 года назад +3

      in another universe

    • @popgas3821
      @popgas3821 3 года назад

      😆😂🤣

    • @Violet-to2kj
      @Violet-to2kj 3 года назад +2

      Why would you do this to me

  • @Alchemist-sand
    @Alchemist-sand 3 года назад +235

    His subtle: “hello kitty” auto generated subtle: “private kill tunic”

  • @joao2271
    @joao2271 3 года назад +125

    >pulls out tue golf club.
    Someone had a trip to cashies huh

    • @glam432
      @glam432 3 года назад +5

      oi mate we thought the same thing😂

  • @artinell
    @artinell 3 года назад +201

    I like how when you remove the "cases" the player stops screaming Hello Kitty completely

  • @JunohProductions
    @JunohProductions 3 года назад +52

    How funny that you have a My Memorex in a Hello Kitty video when there's a Hello Kitty character named My Melody. Also, there's a real missed opportunity for them to create a Hello Kitty music player called the My Melody.

  • @pedrovarunca2197
    @pedrovarunca2197 3 года назад +322

    "the mojo sounds louder" its cause it doesn't wanna get replaced with the diablo

    • @Cobalt985
      @Cobalt985 3 года назад +24

      It's very possible the Diablo needs to be plugged into a USB 3.0 port or something similarly weird. I mean, 2.4 watts is... a lot from a USB DAC/AMP.

    • @chattyinc
      @chattyinc 3 года назад +6

      @@Cobalt985 the Diablo has its own internal battery tho

    • @TheSpotify95
      @TheSpotify95 3 года назад +10

      It might also be that the Mojo is distorting at high volume and the other player isn't, due to the extra power.

    • @pedrovarunca2197
      @pedrovarunca2197 3 года назад +2

      While y'all are taking the comment serious I'm sorry to disappoint you all but it was a joke

    • @zachoman420
      @zachoman420 Год назад

      This aged like fine milk

  • @yarlodek5842
    @yarlodek5842 3 года назад +235

    The “cat alligator” story was probably the funniest thing I’ve heard within the past 2 days.

  • @j377yb33n
    @j377yb33n 3 года назад +853

    Hearing Dank talk in different languages makes me wonder if he's actually LifeOfBoris. no one's ever seen them in the same room before

    • @T---ej2tq
      @T---ej2tq 3 года назад +59

      I mean, Boris tried to speak Australian before...

    • @JeanMarceaux
      @JeanMarceaux 3 года назад +53

      They also both drive nuggets. Hmmmmm

    • @thatpengman
      @thatpengman 3 года назад +37

      the only problem is that boris hasnt shown his face but dank has
      we need a boris face reveal to confirm that he is dank

    • @Atlas255
      @Atlas255 3 года назад +10

      Iiiiiiiissssssssssss BORIS

    • @Hentai_Senpa169
      @Hentai_Senpa169 3 года назад +3

      Dude, ive been having the same thought

  • @napa5235
    @napa5235 2 года назад +11

    2:20 this product was very likely sold in Canada

  • @Lol5967
    @Lol5967 3 года назад +761

    Literally every time:
    *"Let's plug it in and put scarlet fire on it."*
    Edit: Thanks for almost 800 likes.

    • @burritoboy_30
      @burritoboy_30 3 года назад +26

      "A brand new nugget, with a whole fantastic awful sound"
      dont forget this one

    • @eccomi21
      @eccomi21 3 года назад +1

      It makes for good points of reference though. Well. Apart from the fact I'm listening to these vids via my phone speakers

    • @itslvc5588
      @itslvc5588 3 года назад

      @@burritoboy_30 And don't forget the mojo

    • @CaveyMoth
      @CaveyMoth 3 года назад +1

      And here comes the Chord Mojo again..surely, a powerhouse.
      10:22 Oh, come on! Another amp to blow crappy earbuds up with?!

  • @ps5_c0de
    @ps5_c0de 3 года назад +438

    Everything in Canada is labeled in this bilingual way. EVERYTHING.

    • @irridesu
      @irridesu 3 года назад +17

      Yay I found another canadian

    • @Rayquaza911
      @Rayquaza911 3 года назад +41

      That's why most sweepstakes exclude Quebec, they don't want to translate

    • @wyvern4588
      @wyvern4588 3 года назад +24

      Try the US.
      We often have English, Spanish and sometimes French added in.

    • @CanuckGod
      @CanuckGod 3 года назад +12

      @@wyvern4588 I assume the French ones are added in at that point so they don't have to reprint labels for stuff coming up here to Canada, since our laws pretty much require bilingual English/French packaging. The store I work at has a lot of products that are trilingual (with Spanish as well) for the same reason.

    • @nom3nnescio
      @nom3nnescio 3 года назад +3

      in finland (bilingual) we have everything in finnish and swedish

  • @alecmalykh
    @alecmalykh 3 года назад +136

    "thats the smallest thing i've seen on a screen"
    the 'x' on a mobile game ad: finally... a worthy opponent

    • @T1Ledlie
      @T1Ledlie 3 года назад +4

      Underrated comment

    • @Karzipp
      @Karzipp 3 года назад

      Underrated x2

  • @grahamwolfie2203
    @grahamwolfie2203 3 года назад +28

    You need merch that says “Can you believe no one bought these”

  • @mwwve
    @mwwve 3 года назад +148

    After being told that the noses look like mouths, now I can’t unsee it.

  • @CanookieYT
    @CanookieYT 3 года назад +166

    "This channel is so terrible, I'm so sorry"
    That's... that's why I'm here. I love this stuff.

  • @mythitorium
    @mythitorium 3 года назад +154

    Imagine how wealthy the guy who invented the dirtrybuds that come with all these mp3 players is

    • @PolarisIII
      @PolarisIII 3 года назад +2

      probably not very, these things cannot be worth more than a single dollar

    • @KiraSlith
      @KiraSlith 3 года назад +10

      @@PolarisIII Yeah but they have sold literally millions of the things. These exact trash buds have been packed in with crap MP3 players for over 20 years now. To this day you can still get them with cheapo MP3 players sold on Amazon and Wish. Even at a .50 per for 1 Million pairs, that's still a cool $500,000 in profit, though typical profit margins would be closer to $900,000.

  • @user-74652
    @user-74652 3 года назад +102

    Your rendition of Russian, while surprisingly good, makes me realize why people think it's a harsh-sounding language.

    • @maxempathy3842
      @maxempathy3842 2 года назад +7

      They should hear what real french sounds like XD we use it for complaining

    • @lastchanc3stars
      @lastchanc3stars Год назад +1

      ​@@maxempathy3842French people frighten me

  • @agnetalykins7564
    @agnetalykins7564 3 года назад +282

    The Australian accent is so strong that I (an American who speaks basically no Russian) could tell he had one when speaking Russian.

    • @ZulqarnainAidil
      @ZulqarnainAidil 3 года назад +1

      Wait he spoke russian?

    • @ZulqarnainAidil
      @ZulqarnainAidil 3 года назад +2

      Oh shit he did and I didn't even notice

    • @bbrodriges
      @bbrodriges 3 года назад +9

      As a Russian I can confirm - great pronunciation

    • @randomdude4669
      @randomdude4669 3 года назад

      How? You don't speak Russian

    • @lilysaliba4789
      @lilysaliba4789 3 года назад

      I confirm as an aussie it is a very australian accent

  • @chrominox
    @chrominox 3 года назад +123

    Fun story:
    When I was in my teens (with no income, just some allowance I saved from doing chores), I shopped and stocked up on cheap earphones because I kept losing them all the time. The ones featured in this video were my go-to choice. Never felt bad if they broke off, or I lost them. One day I went into this shop and asked for the specific type. I had a non-functional sample to show the shopkeeper as reference. The owner was busy and asked one of the other sellers to help out.
    So, I show them the sample. The salesperson identifies the model, goes out in the back and brings the box to me. So far, it's the usual affair. I see a familiar box, I open it and to my utter disbelief and surprise, it's the Senn MX500s. Someone misplaced the Senns in this cheap knock off box.
    Choice time. Do I call it or the more dubious alternative?
    I quickly closed the flap on the box, said I wanted to purchase this. Handed the cash, skipped the bag because I wanted to get the hell out of the shop. Walked back home with a grin on my face knowing that for the next 6 months, I'm going to be listening to songs in a superior quality.
    One of those lucky days, I suppose.

  • @foxinrot
    @foxinrot 3 года назад +1080

    "das ist wunderbar, gleichgültiger Fisch!" - DankPods 2021

    • @TJ-nw9my
      @TJ-nw9my 3 года назад +48

      Is there a fellow German in the comment section?

    • @derdion
      @derdion 3 года назад +55

      Fast gestorben beim aussprechen hahahaha

    • @TJ-nw9my
      @TJ-nw9my 3 года назад +43

      Hörte sich an wie Schweizerdeutsch

    • @kirbosparent5863
      @kirbosparent5863 3 года назад +44

      @@TJ-nw9my Übernahme der Kommentarsektion einleiten?

    • @Viss_Valdyr
      @Viss_Valdyr 3 года назад +23

      @@kirbosparent5863 nicht so offensichtlich!

  • @abnorc8798
    @abnorc8798 2 года назад +37

    Dankpods speaking Russian is a rare treat.

  • @toufusoup
    @toufusoup 3 года назад +56

    Diablo providing a louder sound but Mojo’s better at distorting literally everything

  • @Ragnarokflare1
    @Ragnarokflare1 3 года назад +127

    "Auxilary Mode"
    Dankpods: *minor nutgasm*

    • @ulvschmidt7174
      @ulvschmidt7174 3 года назад +6

      Why did they make that Bluetooth speaker so sexy?

  • @BluPacific
    @BluPacific 3 года назад +86

    "my channel is terrible I'm so sorry"
    YOUR CHANNEL IS THE BEST

  • @Antigen__
    @Antigen__ 2 года назад +24

    As a kitten, I can say that your pronunciation of "indifferent fish" was spot on.

  • @dylanmcneill1692
    @dylanmcneill1692 3 года назад +155

    The Nugget Cinematic Universe continues to expand

    • @vocalisesmc
      @vocalisesmc 3 года назад +6

      mmmm yea the ncu

    • @airdynamo
      @airdynamo 3 года назад +6

      NCU, exquisite. Hoping to see a feature film in the next months.

    • @dylanmcneill1692
      @dylanmcneill1692 3 года назад +1

      Excited to see how Hello Kitty interacts with the other characters

    • @rustern4681
      @rustern4681 3 года назад +1

      Yes

    • @PackardKotch
      @PackardKotch 3 года назад +1

      Well hello there

  • @browny99
    @browny99 3 года назад +129

    Boy boy the diabolo thing doesn’t clip as much so it doesn’t „sound“ as loud cause the low (more power hungry) frequency’s basically get clipped so instead of a sine you get a square wave and that sound louder

    • @unliving_ball_of_gas
      @unliving_ball_of_gas 3 года назад +2

      I don't understand

    • @n7nnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
      @n7nnnnnnnnnnnnnnn 3 года назад +4

      @@unliving_ball_of_gas basic alternating current stuff, electricians or audiophiles would know

    • @Germanwtb
      @Germanwtb 3 года назад +8

      Could also be that the thing can pump more current at any given voltage, but the resistance of the headphones is just not high enough to get there with it's peak voltage.

    • @browny99
      @browny99 3 года назад

      Basically clipping sounds like these „earrape“ edits on RUclips and they do sound very loud and hurt but don’t necessarily need more power to be played.
      With analog tech that effect happens when you turn the volume up so high that the amplifier can’t handle it anymore and starts to struggle. These struggles „make a sound“ and that’s why it sounds louder even with less rated power.
      Also it is possible to exceed an amplifiers rated output power when you clip it which is probably also a desired side effect for mr. dank.

    • @browny99
      @browny99 3 года назад

      @@Germanwtb that’s why they start to clip, the amp is allowed to put out more current because of the lower resistance / higher gain and clipping only occurs when the output current is too high, an amplifier can’t „produce“ more voltage, it can however try to provide more current which will end in clipping. This is also different for different classes of amplifiers and it’s very complicated, but in general it’s too high gain or too low impedance (resistance) of your speakers/headphones.

  • @Unexpectedstuff
    @Unexpectedstuff 3 года назад +224

    That “здравствуйте!” On 4:41 Genuinely startled me

    • @TheIvan4098
      @TheIvan4098 3 года назад +8

      Меня тоже :)

    • @landonadams9935
      @landonadams9935 3 года назад +6

      You could say it was some...
      “Unexpected Stuff”?

    • @nope0183
      @nope0183 2 года назад

      @@TheIvan4098 +

  • @br5632
    @br5632 3 года назад +8

    Take that back, this channel is not terrible! I’m tone deaf and have absolutely no interest in iPods or headphones. You are still one of my favourite channels as you are comedic gold and are incredibly likeable. Keep at it!

  • @jordanperekopskiy3361
    @jordanperekopskiy3361 3 года назад +96

    I like how he says greetings in Russian then proceeds to talk in a French accent

  • @c4rd764
    @c4rd764 3 года назад +25

    This channel is like the Top Gear of audio gadgets. It gets people watching even if they're not interested in the subject matter and even get new people into the subject matter.

  • @adhashaipul
    @adhashaipul 3 года назад +22

    4:03 "Bonjour.."
    Proceeds to rip off the manual.
    10/10 Caught me off guard.

  • @Liggliluff
    @Liggliluff 3 года назад +1

    (2:30) I got you covered, fam:
    • 4 GB lagringsutrymme med upp till 64 timmar med musik
    • USB-masslagringsenhet för att lagra och kopiera digitala filer
    • Inkluderar hörlurar
    Systemkrav:
    • Windows 98SE, 2000, Me, XP eller Vista
    • Mac OS X 10.1x eller senare
    • USB-port tillgänglig
    • 1 st AAA-batteri (ej inkluderat)
    Innehåll:
    • Inkluderar 3 st frontpaneler
    • Inkluderar hörlurar
    • Bruksanvisning
    • 1 års garanti

  • @intraneer4198
    @intraneer4198 3 года назад +139

    “It’s like 10 MacBook air’s, Actually that docent sound that impressive”

    • @jakedesmon1535
      @jakedesmon1535 3 года назад

      @@pianosnoosh okay?

    • @jakedesmon1535
      @jakedesmon1535 3 года назад +2

      @Merkenes That doesn't make any sense nor is it funny

    • @johnnyrocket6588
      @johnnyrocket6588 3 года назад

      @Merkenes Oh no..it requires two AAASSSS

    • @gaddummit
      @gaddummit 3 года назад

      @@jakedesmon1535 h

    • @pianosnoosh
      @pianosnoosh 3 года назад

      @@jakedesmon1535 oops just deleted my comment by mistake I tried to edit it

  • @Gametech
    @Gametech 3 года назад +42

    I never noticed that their noses looks mouths until now. Now I can't unsee it.

    • @buddybleeyes
      @buddybleeyes 3 года назад +2

      I literally come to the comments to see if anyone else was like me with that 😂😂

  • @Yamahearted
    @Yamahearted 3 года назад +46

    "I don't speak any other languages, I am australian I don't even speak English properly"
    -DunkPodes, 2021

  • @cartkart1
    @cartkart1 3 года назад +10

    3:59 this reminds me of when I bought a transformer and it came with both the English and Japanese instructions (no other figure had the Japanese ones so idk)
    The Japanese instructions are made of a different material than the US ones, and the colors are slightly different

    • @Bismuth83X
      @Bismuth83X Год назад +1

      Speaking of, they've actually made official Hello Kitty Transformers toys.
      Personally, I'd like to see an Aggressive Retsuko-themed Soundwave/Blaster deco that comes with a Laserbeak redecoed to look like Eaglette/Washimi and a Beastbox redecoed to look like Ape Admin/Gori.

  • @velnoa
    @velnoa 3 года назад +98

    Oh dear god. Who thought this was a good idea!

  • @eliwilson3902
    @eliwilson3902 3 года назад +43

    "turns out he's a crocodile" never change man you brighten my week

  • @Astaroth73
    @Astaroth73 3 года назад +138

    Therapist: "French DankPods doesn't exist, it can't hurt you"
    French DankPods: 2:29

    • @JeanMarceaux
      @JeanMarceaux 3 года назад +15

      Therapist : Russian Dдик Роds doesn't exist, it can't hurt you
      Dдик Pods (4:40): OPA SUKA

    • @Soophhhieee
      @Soophhhieee 3 года назад

      @@JeanMarceauxэто смешно

    • @ahyaan2552
      @ahyaan2552 3 года назад

      @@JeanMarceaux that was amazing

  • @kuraiwolf4047
    @kuraiwolf4047 3 года назад +7

    Anyone heard of "Cat Shit One"? Its a 3d animated sort of movie based around a manga of the same name. But the title I think is perfect to describe this mp3 player.

  • @julopabene8736
    @julopabene8736 3 года назад +10

    I think that the issue with the Diablo is that it's able to put out more quality sound at those levels, meaning you somehow seem to get more "normal" sound, while the Mojo seems to deepfry the output more, and the random spikes and everything sounds louder than normal sounds, so the Mojo seems louder while the Diablo seems clearer

  • @laeltaylor946
    @laeltaylor946 3 года назад +53

    "Ayyy!"
    *starts hitting mp3 with speaker*

  • @gostatlife4366
    @gostatlife4366 3 года назад +89

    I swear to God, every episode there are more pkcells on this mans desk

    • @catfish552
      @catfish552 3 года назад +13

      "Australian man found dead in warehouse, crushed by metric shitton of pkcells"

    • @ants621
      @ants621 3 года назад +1

      Coincidentally, I found some pkcells in an old tv remote. I had it for years and I didn't notice until today!

  • @tomekhornik1831
    @tomekhornik1831 3 года назад +7

    "It's a TicTac"
    'Different fish one"
    I love it

  • @speakerpat
    @speakerpat 3 года назад +39

    "Gleichgültiger Fisch"? Nice 😂 I'm gonna use that daily now

  • @jansenart0
    @jansenart0 3 года назад +67

    2400mW isn't even milliwatts anymore. That's legit just 2.4 Watts.

    • @elrymoe
      @elrymoe 3 года назад +2

      Im certain that its a lie, the diablo was not louder at all.

    • @fireball2275
      @fireball2275 3 года назад

      No

    • @jansenart0
      @jansenart0 3 года назад

      @@elrymoe It's possible he had it in the wrong decades or something.

    • @kasperjansen5126
      @kasperjansen5126 3 года назад

      He said there was a max in the earphones build I think

    • @jansenart0
      @jansenart0 3 года назад

      @@kasperjansen5126 Oh, i'm so sure those things had a built-in current limiter. The Diablo was set wrong, that's all. Gotta be.

  • @alvinogren2821
    @alvinogren2821 3 года назад +15

    1:32 When you've seen it you, you can't unsee it...

  • @cold_knees
    @cold_knees 2 месяца назад +1

    5:30 that's actually pretty cool - the white cover has a bunny character on that I'm like 75% certain is Cathy/Kathy, a character Sanrio had to discontinue because of legal disputes with the people who created the character Miffy

  • @CrazyNuggetLady
    @CrazyNuggetLady 3 года назад +72

    When you remember that this mp3 lead to a huge meltdown in a store when you were a kid

    • @clownfromclowntown
      @clownfromclowntown 3 года назад +5

      What happened? I want the tea

    • @bigboi3534
      @bigboi3534 3 года назад +1

      who wouldn't have a meltdown for this tbh

    • @narwhalnel
      @narwhalnel 3 года назад +10

      @@clownfromclowntown gonna go out on a limb and say they had a huge meltdown in a store as a kid over the hello kitty mp3

    • @CrazyNuggetLady
      @CrazyNuggetLady 3 года назад +11

      @@clownfromclowntown LOL Basically what it says. I wanted this thing pretty badly when I was young. God I hate myself as a kid

  • @gloves259
    @gloves259 3 года назад +13

    7:45 when the speaker seductively tells you she's in Bluetooth mooade, but right next to the mic, in your ears. Gave me ASMR vibes hahah

  • @cerestial1877
    @cerestial1877 3 года назад +15

    This guys videos are so rewatchable, i can rewatch all of them while waiting for the next upload and they’re still as good as before

  • @CarnivalChimera
    @CarnivalChimera 2 года назад

    i feel like i've struck gold with my youtube recommended. i feel refreshed, rejuvenated, moisturized and unbothered. this is such good content and new and exciting to me, subscribing immediately i'm gonna be here forever now

  • @tessarothein7934
    @tessarothein7934 3 года назад +160

    Rule 35: If it exists, there is an MP3 version of it.

    • @noucat4104
      @noucat4104 3 года назад +29

      Rule 36 : if there is an MP3 version of it. It have crappy headphones with it.

    • @fatpotato3670
      @fatpotato3670 3 года назад +1

      Rule 34: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    • @wolfetteplays8894
      @wolfetteplays8894 3 года назад +5

      There’s no LISA MP3 player yet though or Minecraft MP3 player

    • @HYPNOSIS6291
      @HYPNOSIS6291 Год назад +3

      @@wolfetteplays8894r/ woooosh

  • @duscarasheddinn8033
    @duscarasheddinn8033 3 года назад +16

    1:38
    YOU RUINED HELLO KITTY!
    So I'm going to ruin the DVD logo.
    It looks like a face.
    The "D"s are like eyes, the "V" is like a nose, and the disc is like a mouth.
    When I first thought of that, I didn't realize that sharing it would ruin it for others.

  • @morreamanha
    @morreamanha 3 года назад +47

    when you live in Europe having 6+ languages in every package is the norm.

  • @trainliker822
    @trainliker822 3 года назад +119

    Dank Pods speaking German was something I didn't know I wanted

    • @mariam.9872
      @mariam.9872 3 года назад +4

      It was so unexpected but so terribly good. Hahaha

    • @rematic9505
      @rematic9505 3 года назад +12

      As a german myself, I must say that him speaking german made me 10 times prouder to live here.

    • @ploutos7517
      @ploutos7517 3 года назад +5

      @@rematic9505 Gleichgültiger Fisch

    • @traubeminze810
      @traubeminze810 3 года назад +7

      Dieser Chat ist nun Eigentum der Bundesrepublik Deutschland

  • @enzoclark241
    @enzoclark241 3 года назад +41

    “Two AAAH batteries needed”
    Meanwhile
    “One AAAH battery needed”
    -Dankpod

  • @p4ndora939
    @p4ndora939 3 года назад +116

    When Dank said "здравствуйте" i felt that

  • @Adem92Foster
    @Adem92Foster 3 года назад +12

    AS A FRENCH PERSON, I LOVE YOUR FRENCH ACCENT HOLY SHI

  • @nintendo-relatedchannel5810
    @nintendo-relatedchannel5810 3 года назад +15

    They used to sell those exact Hello Kitty mp3 players at Kmart for $10 (or less during sales) and they would always be peg warmers. There's nothing rare about 'em, just like he says at 12:08.

  • @UnfriendlyFire
    @UnfriendlyFire 3 года назад +27

    I was today years old when I learned that Wade is “multilingual”

  • @Bobby-cm7vu
    @Bobby-cm7vu 3 года назад +31

    I can rest in peace knowing dankpods released a new video.
    Actually I might just stay up all night rewatching it over and over lol

  • @nayelable938
    @nayelable938 Год назад +2

    50009 デジタル ミュージック プレーヤーのオーナーズ マニュアル、dankpods: 「ああ、とてもキャッチーですね、これについての曲があるに違いありません」

  • @joew7882
    @joew7882 3 года назад +44

    You had me at “this is where the AAAA’s go” new sub.

  • @BentendoGameBoy
    @BentendoGameBoy 3 года назад +16

    This guy so confident in his swing he thinks he can hit it to China.

  • @ZebraGER
    @ZebraGER 3 года назад +37

    And in German it would be "Hallo Kätzchen"

  • @raginggoats2496
    @raginggoats2496 3 года назад +3

    its funny how ALL these cheap MP3 players have better mic's than most gaming headsets

  • @Heep639
    @Heep639 3 года назад +42

    "Crayola Rocks"
    I imagined like, uneven colored lumps of wax instead of a radio.

  • @Turtle_Shell
    @Turtle_Shell 3 года назад +35

    I have never heard AAA not pronounced as Triple A. Thank you DankPods for enlightening me.

  • @abeardedperson105
    @abeardedperson105 3 года назад +56

    4:44 "привъет котъенокъ!"
    ну дарова)

  • @Averagedestiny2addict
    @Averagedestiny2addict 3 года назад +3

    "This channel is terrible I'm so sorry"
    Bruh the crap you mean?! I've watched you for a year, and I don't plan on stopping.

  • @kumquaaat_
    @kumquaaat_ 3 года назад +9

    All I can say as a French guy is that your prononciation of French is absolutely perfect.

  • @blackheart1842
    @blackheart1842 3 года назад +38

    The fact that i understood the audio teat scared me. am i starting to be Australian?

    • @amnottabs
      @amnottabs 3 года назад +8

      he went easy on us this time

  • @njsynthesis
    @njsynthesis 3 года назад +8

    Screaming "AAA" catches me off-guard every time.

  • @RicoLee27
    @RicoLee27 3 года назад +7

    8:50 brings me back in time lol. That recording quality

  • @Mellence
    @Mellence 3 года назад +199

    Last time I came this early my wife was upset.
    She was expecting me home from work a little bit later.

    • @tmbottegal
      @tmbottegal 3 года назад +2

      nice.

    • @clickmyprofileforfreenudes6599
      @clickmyprofileforfreenudes6599 3 года назад +1

      @@Augustyand You don't? Damn...

    • @Mellence
      @Mellence 3 года назад +2

      @@Augustyand nah, we do the dishes in the dryer mate.

    • @GlovedGame
      @GlovedGame 3 года назад

      HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH7AGSIDHWBSLDKCNICOA,WNDOSPQKHSIX

    • @TRLTheRandomLab
      @TRLTheRandomLab 3 года назад +1

      And the reason why? There was another man hiding underneath the bed.