George undoing himself and failing to catch a break is my favourite source of jokes on this show. This season mines that for all it's worth. Just the best
9:07 Elaine- "Was that the opposite of what you were going to say, or was that your natural instinct?" George- "Instinct." Me: "He's the opposite of every guy you've ever met, Elaine."
@General Pershing StormSurge is right, but to put the Emmys into perspective, Christina Applegate won it for her role on Friends. That should speak volumes to how rigged and lame it is. Jason Alexander happened to be at the wrong time with the wrong co-star.
Well let’s start the insanity. Giddy up. There is a fungus among us. Step off George, step off. Hey Kramer, I wanna have fun. George as the Michelin man. Olive I have an itch, can you help me out? Rule #1 don’t take it out prematurely. Hello Newman. My name is George, I’m unemployed and live with my parents. Kramer is a super hero, he even makes all the stops.
There’s an outtake where the glass is filled to the brim. I think it’s a better take than the one they included in the show, but I guess it was removed because he spilled some of the beer.
He never actually had one. The closest we see him to working is when he works at H&H Bagels and mistaken as an employee at Brant Leland. Where he go all his money from we see throughout the show from time to time but it’s one of the many mysteries that was never explained.
I think deep down that Elaine had a thing for George. Remember when she became jealous of his toupee? And she threw it out the window? Why would she do that?
Al-Fatiha: Verse 1 بِسْمِ اللَّهِ الرَّحْمَٰنِ الرَّحِيمِ In the name of Allah, Most Gracious, Most Merciful. الْحَمْدُ لِلَّهِ رَبِّ الْعَالَمِينَ Praise be to Allah, the Cherisher and Sustainer of the worlds; الرَّحْمَٰنِ الرَّحِيمِ Most Gracious, Most Merciful مَالِكِ يَوْمِ الدِّينِ Master of the Day of Judgment. إِيَّاكَ نَعْبُدُ وَإِيَّاكَ نَسْتَعِينُ Thee do we worship, and Thine aid we seek. اهْدِنَا الصِّرَاطَ الْمُسْتَقِيمَ Show us the straight way, صِرَاطَ الَّذِينَ أَنْعَمْتَ عَلَيْهِمْ غَيْرِ الْمَغْضُوبِ عَلَيْهِمْ وَلَا الضَّالِّينَ The way of those on whom Thou hast bestowed Thy Grace, those whose (portion) is not wrath, and who go not astray.
@@zapkvr It's just warning from this.. (6) And for those who disbelieved in their Lord is the punishment of Hell, and wretched is the destination (7) When they are thrown into it, they hear from it a [dreadful] inhaling while it boils up. (8) It almost bursts with rage. Every time a company is thrown into it, its keepers ask them, "Did there not come to you a warner?" (9) They will say, "Yes, a warner had come to us, but we denied and said, 'Allāh has not sent down anything. You are not but in great error. (10) And they will say, "If only we had been listening or reasoning, we would not be among the companions of the Blaze (11) And they will admit their sin, so [it is] alienation[1715] for the companions of the Blaze and no body is forcing you to choose your way it's just warning my friend .
@Jeffrey Stern The Messenger believeth in what hath been revealed to him from his Lord, as do the men of faith. Each one (of them) believeth in Allah, His angels, His books, and His messengers. "We make no distinction (they say) between one and another of His messengers." And they say: "We hear, and we obey: (We seek) Thy forgiveness, our Lord, and to Thee is the end of all journeys." 286. On no soul doth Allah Place a burden greater than it can bear. It gets every good that it earns, and it suffers every ill that it earns. (Pray:) "Our Lord! Condemn us not if we forget or fall into error; our Lord! Lay not on us a burden Like that which Thou didst lay on those before us; Our Lord! Lay not on us a burden greater than we have strength to bear. Blot out our sins, and grant us forgiveness. Have mercy on us. Thou art our Protector; Help us against those who stand against faith."
"I don't know what's going on with the papayas" is probably my favourite Kramer line.
mine too
"But where does the meat go"
Oh my papaya!
"Here's to feeling good all the time"!!
"My rods and cones are all screwed up!"
Season 5 was Gold, Jerry. GOLD!
Lol
I've been working out... I'm huge
Where’s George’s whale monologue from The Marine Biologist? Arguably one of the greatest scenes in sitcom history.
And one of the few times Michael Richards almost couldn't keep it together. You can tell he wanted to laugh.
I love how even Jerry's mom hates Newman lol
This is, arguably, the greatest individual sitcom season ever made.
Yep
Great season.
No doubt
It’s a toss up between season 4 and 5 for me, but season 5 was excellent!
Kramer's reaction to seeing the baby is gold.
And when Elaine tells him that Phil Totolla took "it" out
Wow, season 5 was a good one
Wow the legendary eps mostly come out of this season
The Lip Reader is one of the Best!!😂
Season 5 shows the comedic levels of Seinfeld
Ya kept making all the stops?
Well ppl kept ringing the bell! 😆
Elaine was hitting the shit outta George in that Gore Tex.. kills me every time😂😂😂
Season 5 was a legit good! Still chuckle at "He took it out"
On the 6th season now.. this was by far my favourite season so far
2:51 is how i leave a room after i said something awkward
George undoing himself and failing to catch a break is my favourite source of jokes on this show. This season mines that for all it's worth. Just the best
9:07
Elaine- "Was that the opposite of what you were going to say, or was that your natural instinct?"
George- "Instinct."
Me: "He's the opposite of every guy you've ever met, Elaine."
STICK WITH THE OPPOSITE!
Amazingly Jason Alexander never won an Emmy for his portrayal as George. That's how ridiculous the awards are.
Kramer won like 3 emmys though. They were basically competing for the same award. (best supporting actor).
@General Pershing StormSurge is right, but to put the Emmys into perspective, Christina Applegate won it for her role on Friends. That should speak volumes to how rigged and lame it is. Jason Alexander happened to be at the wrong time with the wrong co-star.
@General Pershing this show had to have kramer he is why most people tuned in
He won a Tony award which is as equivalent to winning an Oscar. So not Winning an Emmy is no big deal.
Kramer smoking and drinking at same time. The guy sitting next to him I can't help him from laughing.
Here's to feeling good all the time lol
The smoking, drinking incredible, seen him on the subway couldn't stop laughing
Kramer and Mickey’s relationship was tumultuous and yet fascinating 🧐
Yerr he is ... Kramer freaks out. I nearly died.
Here's to feeling good all the time lol, reminds me of my opiate addiction days
OK druggie
@@Nedula007 Do you know Bzneref Chio Bonkia? Well he wouldn't approve your druggie comment fuck ass
@@ts5792 OK druggie
@carpe diem was
@cygnus, men are not humble, they are meant to be humbled.
Maybe some day these wise guys will know what its like, and be less callous.
“Here.....he.....Issssss!.....
Arrrrrrrrrrrrghhhhhh!” 🤣🤣🤣
I think it was unfair that Jason Alexander didn't win an Emmy.
Die hard Seinfeld fan. A lot of this is not season 5, just sayin'. Great compilation though! Love this show, all seasons.
Best yet
Kramer's reaction to the ugly baby though... incredible!
6:48 wow baldness actually did catch on. I know a lot of people who shav their heads lol
6:11 😂 kramer’s reactions are always gold
I feel like we like Seinfeld for completely different reasons
😮The best of season 5 isn't even 10 minutes long? !😅
3:10 Stiffler’s mom
If I never watched Seinfeld and saw these clips, I’d think the show wasn’t funny at all. Context is everything!
You cut a lot of these too short but thank you for making the effort
Well let’s start the insanity. Giddy up. There is a fungus among us. Step off George, step off. Hey Kramer, I wanna have fun. George as the Michelin man. Olive I have an itch, can you help me out? Rule #1 don’t take it out prematurely. Hello Newman. My name is George, I’m unemployed and live with my parents. Kramer is a super hero, he even makes all the stops.
1:04 he only had 1/4 of a glass of beer in there, that would not feel good getting that from the bartender.
There’s an outtake where the glass is filled to the brim. I think it’s a better take than the one they included in the show, but I guess it was removed because he spilled some of the beer.
Till today I can’t figure out how Kramer pulled off the cigarette and beer trick
I NEED FULL EPIES PPL..!!!!!
Season 5 is one of my favorites
I❤️Victoria.
You’re insane!
Am I?! Or am I so sane that you just BLEW your mind??
What is kramer's job?
He never actually had one. The closest we see him to working is when he works at H&H Bagels and mistaken as an employee at Brant Leland. Where he go all his money from we see throughout the show from time to time but it’s one of the many mysteries that was never explained.
Well he saved a lot on food that's for sure. He was most of the time eating at Jerry's aparment and looting his fridge.
1:22 that kick lmfao!!!!!!!!
2:41 hahaha Lmfaoo!!!
3:46 🤣🤣🤣
Having a good time over there? 😂
What happened to Victoria? She was super hot
She's one of the show executive's wife. She was just passing through.
From my understanding she is Michelle Pfeiffer's sister.
@@reneguzman720 DeeDee Pfeiffer yep, she was also the cashier in the whammy burger scene in Falling Down
I'm reading a comments and wondering if anyone here is a marine biologist?
Easy big fella...
Hipster Doufous! Lmfao
4:14
Im just sayin I want to have fun
Shrinkage...its real
this is when Elaine started getting really hot
It's just too bad she never dressed hot. She always dressed like a grandmother.
@General Pershing You think a gym suit is hot? You need to get out more if you do. There is nothing sexy about that outfit.
5.1/10
Imagine 2021 Jerry
Dan Cortez.
And the award for editing goes to, not this guy...
Season 5 5th gear of 9
The only reason I have Hulu is they have Seinfeld and married with Children.
The new stuff is so pc it's not funny at all.
PC Era
I think deep down that Elaine had a thing for George. Remember when she became jealous of his toupee? And she threw it out the window? Why would she do that?
Distracting
Lol
For that female, I'm not a midget.
Lol.
Too many bits. Switched off.👎
I’ll never get the george ice cream thing, how over exaggerating can you get
Poorly spliced, cutting out the story. What crap
Fawlty towers made me laugh more
NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!
FT wasn't a patch on this.
What the hell is a fawlty tower?
Al-Fatiha: Verse 1
بِسْمِ اللَّهِ الرَّحْمَٰنِ الرَّحِيمِ
In the name of Allah, Most Gracious, Most Merciful.
الْحَمْدُ لِلَّهِ رَبِّ الْعَالَمِينَ
Praise be to Allah, the Cherisher and Sustainer of the worlds;
الرَّحْمَٰنِ الرَّحِيمِ
Most Gracious, Most Merciful
مَالِكِ يَوْمِ الدِّينِ
Master of the Day of Judgment.
إِيَّاكَ نَعْبُدُ وَإِيَّاكَ نَسْتَعِينُ
Thee do we worship, and Thine aid we seek.
اهْدِنَا الصِّرَاطَ الْمُسْتَقِيمَ
Show us the straight way,
صِرَاطَ الَّذِينَ أَنْعَمْتَ عَلَيْهِمْ غَيْرِ الْمَغْضُوبِ عَلَيْهِمْ وَلَا الضَّالِّينَ
The way of those on whom Thou hast bestowed Thy Grace, those whose (portion) is not wrath, and who go not astray.
Stop pasting your religious propaganda ✋ 🛑
Stop smokin dope
@@zapkvr
It's just warning from this..
(6) And for those who disbelieved in their Lord is the punishment of Hell, and wretched is the destination
(7) When they are thrown into it, they hear from it a [dreadful] inhaling while it boils up.
(8) It almost bursts with rage. Every time a company is thrown into it, its keepers ask them, "Did there not come to you a warner?"
(9) They will say, "Yes, a warner had come to us, but we denied and said, 'Allāh has not sent down anything. You are not but in great error.
(10) And they will say, "If only we had been listening or reasoning, we would not be among the companions of the Blaze
(11) And they will admit their sin, so [it is] alienation[1715] for the companions of the Blaze
and no body is forcing you to choose your way it's just warning my friend .
What did Seinfeld enthusiasts ever do to you?
@Jeffrey Stern The Messenger believeth in what hath been revealed to him from his Lord, as do the men of faith. Each one (of them) believeth in Allah, His angels, His books, and His messengers. "We make no distinction (they say) between one and another of His messengers." And they say: "We hear, and we obey: (We seek) Thy forgiveness, our Lord, and to Thee is the end of all journeys."
286.
On no soul doth Allah Place a burden greater than it can bear. It gets every good that it earns, and it suffers every ill that it earns. (Pray:) "Our Lord! Condemn us not if we forget or fall into error; our Lord! Lay not on us a burden Like that which Thou didst lay on those before us; Our Lord! Lay not on us a burden greater than we have strength to bear. Blot out our sins, and grant us forgiveness. Have mercy on us. Thou art our Protector; Help us against those who stand against faith."