Raziel Making Chocolate Pudding at 4AM
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- Опубликовано: 20 авг 2024
- @Distant Space 1594's animation: • Video
@Lo-pingOrg's synthesized dialogue: • Raziel Making Chocolat...
Combined both versions with a little bit of editing. 
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"The wheel of flavor must churn, Raziel. You are now, and forever more, my Sole Stirrer"
"My angel of flavor."
If I'm going to be honest. . . that line should have been in there lol
This is Goated 🥶
You win 😂😅
The art, the voices, the dialogues, the inner monologues...
This is the purest form of LOK
The dialogue is so well written that it feels like it could be in-game. But it's such a stark contrast to the existential conversation the games pose that's somewhat baffling.
@@cvernon5256
Making chocolate pudding at 4 a.m. doesn't pose the slightest tinge of existential doubt for you, good sir / madam? 😅
@@cvernon5256 On the contrary, "existential" is misused perfectly in the video above to capture the pseudo-philosophical purple prose. On its use in your comment, I will remain silent
Wtf is Raziel's voice AI generated? If so dear god the future is gonna be one hell of a roller coaster.
I don’t know who these people are, and the last time I saw the term “LOK” was on new grounds. So I can only assume that the starfox fandom got bored with making mere porn
Raziel: Here's your pudding of cacao delicacy.
Elder God: I no longer require nourishment.
Raziel: …AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Elder God: The time has pass. Your offering holds no value now.
Redeemer and destroyer
Raziel: Here's your mortal confectionary.
Elder god: My hunger has waned. I no longer care for your offering.
Raziel: "Y-you WHAT?! I labored in torment to create this!"
Elder God: "Do you suppose time stood still for *you* Raziel? Things have changed in your absence."
I can’t believe that, in almost 20 years, the closest thing I’ve seen to a legit sequel to this beloved franchise came in the form of a rugrats parody.
What a time to be alive.
It's sad how open ended the last game was. There were enough loose ends for one final game of Kain restoring the pillars, ending the war with whatever the demon-esque race was called, killing the Wheel God and then having an epilogue scene of making sure Raziel's soul goes full circle still with whatever changes to history are made in the game and is eventually released from the Reaper.
@@wickian9571 I'm still salty that they cancelled the Dark Prophecy game which was direct sequel to Defiance! Such a shame!!!!
Raziel waited for 1000 years in the abyss like us waiting for a new legacy of kain game.
*Raziel:* Elder God, your feast is at hand.
*Elder God:* Peace, Raziel. Your culinary mission is in vain, for my hunger has proven a mere phantom and has subsided unsated.
Raziel: .........AAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!
I swear I heard Tony Jay's voice in my room when I read the Elder God's lines.
Raziel: I am destroyed.
I miss Tony Jay.....@@DarthEquus
*My mind snapped. A fruitless task, set up by the Elder God himself to further torment me. I scream as loudly as I could, for the pain was unbearable.*
... I never watched the show, but I feel like that's how it would go vibe-wise.
I was half expecting Raziel's soul to fuse with the spoon at the end, becoming the ravenous chocolate devouring entity within it :(
"The Soul Ladle!"
"Dessert abhors a paradox"
There is no spoon...
*Chocolate God* : "From this moment and ever afterward, You and this dessert are inextricably bound."
I woul like to see that.
Really, only Raziel could turn making a pudding into something so deep
After all his makeup/breakups with Kain, I'm surprised it wasn't even longer
The purple prose is perfect, down to the pseudo-intellectual misuse of "existential"
Kain: At last. I must say I'm disappointed in your progress. I imagined you would have finished sooner. Tell me, did it trouble you when you burnt the first batch?
Raziel: Did it trouble you when you ate all of the second?
"no, i had faith...in your ability to bake the third."
AHAHAHAHAH
Eternity is relentless, Raziel...
Lmaooo
Best comment hands down xD
The only one with free will, and he chooses to make chocolate pudding
Funny
But did he? Did he really?
he has lost control over his life ok
Like friggin' Reuben from the Lilo and Stitch series; got insane advantages over everyone else, but just wants to make food all day...
@@nicolasriveros943
How could Raziel have lost control of his life, when his life wasn't his to control, to begin with? 😆😆😆
This line is such a mood. :D
"Kain's question cut through my soul like a silver dagger enchanted with darkest of magics."
And the drama-zoom to boot! :D
It's funny at first, but then you realize it's a cry for help. I love this so much.
Glad to see Soul Reaver content in 2023.
the original scene was a cry for help too
I knew this was going to be good, but I didn't think it would be this good.
The chocolate pudding had destroyed me, and yet... I lived.
The original meme:
Didi: Stu, what are you doing?
Stu: Making chocolate pudding.
Didi: It's four o'clock in the morning, why on earth are you making chocolate pudding?
Stu: …Because I've lost control of my life.
This Masterpiece:
Kain: *I knew what black hour this was as foretold by Mobius himself. The snake had made it clear to me what it might portend. I beheld Raziel, awake, and no explanation for this state. *
Kain: Raziel, what dark pact have you allowed yourself to become entangled in?
Raziel: I have found myself shackled to this fell task. Compelled, unreluctantly to create a concoction of chocolate. A dessert, fit for mortals.
Kain: It is 4 past the witching hour, and the cock is soon to crowe. What could possibly posses you to create chocolate pudding at this un-godly state?
Raziel: *Kain's question cut through my soul like a silver dagger enchanted with the darkest of magics. In an instant, my mind was flooded with torturous visions of all that had lead me to this abyssmal state of torment. Twisting that infernal knife with the unbearable knowledge that now, as ever, I was powerless to escape my terrible destiny. The stirrs of my spoon mimicked the eternal and unchanging revolutions of the wheel of fate. Binding me and every other being in existence to a single, immutable path. And while most of the wretched souls tied to that abominable wheel were blissfully unaware of their existential imprisonment, I was not so fortunate. No, I had been shackled with the burden of knowledge. It was all I could do to keep my spirit from falling into total despair, as I turned to reply; *
Raziel: Because I have lost control-
*Suddenly, I stopped! Unable to utter the remaining words. Because I had lost control of my life? But how could I loose something that I had never truly possessed? Suddenly, laughter, from the other room, mocking me, mocking all that I'd endured, and that I'd yet to endure. Mocking existence itself. The rest of the world fell away. I could not percieve anything except that laughter. That horrible, horrible laughter. I could not bear it. Despair overwhelmed me. The spoon fell to the floor, and I with it. I hoped this would be the final torment. That the horror of my existence would proove to strong withstand, and my mind would shatter and disappear into final oblivion for all time.*
I love this so much
You're outstanding for this transcribing. It should be hallowed in with our most secure documents and treasures
@@buttpiratesbuttpirate5913 Yes... it should, but I noticed some spelling errors in the transcript, best you fix them before hallowing them with your most secure of documents and treasures within the treasury
"....
Tumbling, burning with white-hot frustration, I plunged into the depths of the depression. Unspeakable pain... relentless agony... time ceased to exist... only this torture... and a deepening hatred of the hypocrisy that damned me to this chore.
...
An eternity passed, and my hand-cramps receded, bringing me back from the precipice of burnout. The stirring had destroyed me... and yet, dessert was ready."
Goddamnit! 😂
I truly wish we had more video-games with a very story driven narrative while speaking in such a long winded, dignified English.
You'll like GTA. Definitely has that vibe to it
@markmessi9020 Grand Theft Auto? I Kinda doupt it.
Dragons dogma is one that comes to mind.
Try Final Fantasy XIV.
@HiddenEvilStudios Please, they are not even close to being this eloquently.
XIV sounds like old shakespearean, but that's all.
Just a dialect rather than digging up the most obscure of vocabulary to create poetry.
"Healthy dessert is an illusion"
One must keep their candy close, Raziel
And their chocolate, even closer
Never in my life did I ever imagine that Legacy of Kain characters would be performing the most famous Rugrats scene. xD I love it. Makes me wish there was a Legacy of Kain animated series. ^^
Maybe on Netflix... From the same studio that did Castlevania... With Charles Dance as Kain... Not that I've put entirely too much thought into it or anything ahaha
Raziel voice actor did voice Stu brother, so you could say he performed in Rugrats.
God no netflix is awful.
@@thekittenfreakify did... Did you watch Castlevania?
Did you?
Fuck's sake, this deserves more traction.
"The spoon fell to the floor, and I with it" is such a great sentence. 😂
When we heard this line, my wife and I silently turned to face one another, mouths agape.
@@TalonsUmbra "Compelled unreluctantly" is also a great expression. It's the most grim and deterministic way of saying "I just felt like it" I've ever heard. XD
“How many eons can you bear to languish here? The egg yolks must be whisked, all the sugar, milk and cocoa are boiled in the cleansing agony of the saucepan. This is the engine of life - the purifying rhythm of the universe to which all souls are irresistibly drawn. Yours is a necessary and noble function, Raziel.”
Raziel is every Legacy of Kain fan after 20 years of Square Enix doing absolutely nothing with the IP.
Your bloodthirst is replaced by a deeper need...
You've become... a devourer of chocolate pudding.
me at the chineese buffet
The fact that I found this at 4:00 a.m. is indicative of fate itself
Could this be of fate or the meeting of destiny foretold by Kane's design?
"I have found myself shackled to this fell task compelled unreluctantly to create a concoction of chocolate. A dessert fit for mortals" is now my new favourite line ever.
Not entirely meme-able, but it's probably a most eloquent response to anyone who asks you about what you're currently cooking. 😆
Elder God:
"I know you, Raziel. You are hungry."
Kain was delectified,
The Clans tell Caramels of him
Few know the chewth. He was flavortal once, as were we all….Chowever, his chomptemt for chewmanity drove him to create me and my barthren.
Ahhh ...finally .we now know the purpose behind Crystal Dynamics survey .....
Kain in an apron: "The spoon is still churning raziel.."
This is advanced memery.
This was already one of the best things I've seen all month. The voice AI was dead on, and the dialogue, subject matter aside, sounded like it came straight from the games.
Then Ozar Midrashim kicked in.
And then I saw the Elder God in the living room.
This is art. This is god-damned art.
it was made with AI? :O
Was not. Clearly, the voices differ.
It's AI
Read the description. @@shumiel16
lost it when Ozar midrashim kicked in, pure kino
Vorador: "You're a wretched excuse for a baker!"
"I've been watching you since you immerged from that accursed kitchen. Strange that you're arrival coincided with the dinner spoiling!"
I will never understand how LOK makes its absurd and verbose purple prose work so well
This just serves to remind me that I haven’t encountered dialogue/writing of this caliber since the last Legacy of Kain game.
I thought this was gonna be stupid, but it's actually brilliant... well done ... well done!
Literally same . Hah!
@@Kains_whored we should discuss this further over drinks
@@TheSteveExperiment
Raziel never ceases to amaze us with his superior inner monologue..wether it be his reflections on his past/current list of frailties,or in this case ..chocolate ..
__________________________________
Drinks
Let's be real: It's both.
The dialogue is LIKE THE EXACT SAME WTF MAN YOURE A GOD
Ah yes, our timeline has been altered to the point we now have
Bakery of Kain, Soul Stirrer
I'll never be happier than this moment when I found this
The Dialouge is perfect 🤣
It makes me happy that this great game is still being remembered and appreciated by people.
Somebody show Amy Hennig this, she deserves to see it rofl
The best part of this? Raziel's voiced by the same guy who voiced Drew on Rugrats, Michael Bell.
This is so shockingly well written which makes it way more hillarious
"It is 4 past the witching hour, and the cock is soon to crow"
the voice ai might be dead but the art, the art continues to live on
Angelica Pickles as the Elder God is weirdly fitting.
Angelica Pickles = Eldritch horror, got it!
Elder God just watching TV in the next room
"I knew what black hour it was as foretold by Moebius himself"
*checks clock*
Literally me when I find myself cooking at some ungodly hour ordained by powers malign and overwhelming even though I must rise with the loathed dawn to serve masters who care not for my dignity as a living, sapient entity, but only my ability to help them produce profit for their fell overlords who my brethren retail workers refer to in hushed, venomous whispers as "corporate"...Aye corporate...The horrific gnarled elders whose inexplicable, cruel, and irrational whims seem as capricious that of a spoiled toddler...
"Suppose, Raziel, you sir the pudding enough times..."
The voice acting for Raziel sounded exactly how he should be, and the writing for his lines, man, it’s pure essence from Soul Reaver. Gimme more of these please! 😂
If we ever get a reboot, they need to hire this VA 😂
@@thee.bookworm It's AI generated, so...I don't think that'll be possible. xD
@@SyenthrosPossible, yes. Ethical, no.
@@Syenthros All the better. I don't think it tramples anyone if an AI does the voicework, at least in this case. Id be down for animated or live honestly
@@SyenthrosI’m not sure it is.
Impressive, very nice.
Now let's see Paul Allen's scene.
I will surely return later, when this video breaks internet
Oh man, the silver surfer pose, nice touch.
How ONLY NOW youtube DARED to recommend me this?!
I've been searching for this MY ENTIRE LIFE!
why, why is this so spot on that it could be cannon and no one would blink
The inexorable exodus toward calorific ecstacy and denticulational decay.
Besides the rare LoK meme its also a rugrats reference, raziel VA was on the show, superb meme my dude
Who was he? Who was Raziel?
@@redmagelala chaz finster, all grown up
They way they speak is poetry.
*Kain:* Thirty years hence, I am presented with a dilemma... let's call it a two-sided spoon. If the spoon falls one way, I sacrifice myself and thus restore the Pudding... but as the last surviving cook in Nosgoth, this would mean the annihilation of our species... Moebius made sure of that. If the coin lands on the reverse, I refuse the sacrifice and thus doom the Pudding to an eternity of collapse. Either way, the game is rigged.
*Raziel:* We agree then that the Pudding is crucial and must be restored.
*Kain:* Yes, Raziel, that is why we've come full-circle to this place.
*Raziel:* So after all this, you make my case for me. To end this stalemate, you must die so that a new Stirrer can be born.
*Kain:* The Pudding don't belong to them, Raziel... they belong to us.
*Raziel:* Your arrogance is boundless, Kain.
*Kain:* There's a third option, a monumental secret hidden in your very presence here. But it's a secret you have to discover for yourself. Unearth your destiny, Raziel. It's all laid out for you here.
*Raziel:* You said it yourself, Kain... there are only two sides to your spoon.
*Kain:* Apparently so, but suppose you throw a spoon enough times... suppose one day, it lands on its edge.
I can't overstate how brilliant this is
this was the most legacy of kain thing i have ever seen. this was so spot on, and funny on a level only fans will truly appreciate.
It's darker than Reptar's very soul in here....
Ohhhhh so that's what Raziel is doing while trapped in the reaver
This should win major awards
This...this video alone justifies RUclips. This is the greatest thing I have ever seen.
Immediately lost my shit when Raziel when into his inner monologuing. I wish my daily thought process was an dramatic as Raziel.
"The spoon fell to the floor, and I with it." Funniest shit I ever heard. I revisit this goddamn video at least once a day.
The animation perfected this
I've been rewatching this daily since I found it. It fucking gets me everytime 😂
GOD bless the art of the monologue.
What I especially love about this is that it implies that both Kain and Raziel are a married couple.
At the fourth time you realize... I'm in the circle with them, I have to stop, but you never will... This has so many levels...
Dark Prophecy looks pretty good to me.
Such perfect mimic of the game's writing and speech patterns xd
This is the perfect parody
People at work won't get why i'm laughing at a weird dude making pudding.
The voices are completely mind-blowing... this is amazing.
This is one of the greatest achievements in RUclips history.
But how can it be? For he is the unshackled one!
Chocolate pudding as deep as the abyss and as rich as ones millenia of torture.
Horseman, pass by!
Thumbling, burning in blue hot fire, I plundged into the depths of the kitchen. Unspeakable pain, relentless agony. Time cease to exist. Only this torture of stirring the chocolate
This is perfect in every way. The voices, the dialog, the animation...
We're "2 people familiar with unreal engine" away from a truly brilliant fan game that the IP holder hits with a cease and desist 2 weeks before I find out about it.
Dude... it's just pudding. Calm down.
better writing than hollywood for sure
The Raziels terrible demise with the chocolate pudding and the existential crisis in it
Yes, yes to this entire video. Just yes.
Who knows what an orange VCR tape smells like?
"Vae esurientibus... 'Woe to the hungry!' I have found the Heart of Palm! And you... go to the kitchen!"
I knew what black hour this was, as foretold by Mobius himself. The snake had made it clear to me what this might portend. I beheld Raziel, awake, with no explanation for this state.
- Raziel, what dark pact have you allowed yourself to become entangled in?
- I have found myself shackled to this fell task, compelled unreluctantly to create a concoction of chocolate. A dessert fit for mortals.
- It is four past the witching hour, and the cock is soon to cro. What could possibly possess you to craft chocolate pudding at this ungodly state?
Kain’s question cut through my soul like a silver dagger enchanted with the darkest of magics. In an instant, my mind was flooded with torturous visions of all that had lead me to this abysmal state of torment, twisting that infernal knife with the unbearable knowledge that now, as ever, I was powerless to escape my terrible destiny.
The stirs of my spoon mimicked the eternal and unchanging revolutions of the wheel of fate, binding me and every other being in existence to a single immutable path. And while most of the wretched souls, tied to that abominable wheel, were blissfully unaware of their existential imprisonment, I was not so fortunate. No, I have been shackled with the burden of knowledge. It was all I could do to keep what remained of my spirit from falling into total despair, as I turned to reply:
- Because I’ve lost con...
Suddenly, I stop, unable to utter the remaining words: “Because I had lost control of my life”. But how could I lose something that I have never truly possessed? Suddenly, laughter from the other room, mocking me. Mocking all that I’ve endured, and all that I have yet to endure. Mocking existence itself. The rest of the world fell away, I could no longer perceive anything except that laughter, that horrible, horrible laughter. I could not bear it.
Despair overwhelmed me. The spoon fell to the floor, and I with it. I hoped this would be the final torment, that the horror of my existence would finally prove too strong to withstand, and my mind would shatter and disappear into final oblivion for all time.
This is brilliant, we are legion.
Once the tooling is good enough to control the intonations and pausing manually, we could actually see this being used for main characters
Dont do that....dont give me hope for a sequel...
Amazing, at the start is fun, then it's sad, then you understand, and it's despair...
It took me a couple minutes to realize what was being referenced but when he said "Because I've lost control of my life" I lost it.
I don’t think “niche” even begins to approach the level of depth these references delve into.
The commitment to the bit... Astounding.
Thank you 🙏 LONG LIVE SOUL REAVER❤
Okay, this has me feeling the need to laugh, because this is Shakespearean level comedy!
This is even better when you know that Michael Bell played Dru on Rugrats.
This is incredible, never did I think my childhood would be resurrected in such glorious fashion. I do hope Raziel will have the honor of tasting the pudding before his lord. And for his transgression, he will have earned a new kind of reward... the munchies.
Elder God "From this day forward you are my chocolate pudding maker"
Or angel of pudding
Whoever wrote this deserves a fucking medal.
I can't stop watching this.
I don't know who did this, but it's perfect.