Nova Online declares war

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  • Опубликовано: 15 ноя 2024

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  • @thomasivey4608
    @thomasivey4608 4 месяца назад +4557

    The fact that nova can see this because he’s a member is golden

    • @_zoreo
      @_zoreo 4 месяца назад +342

      No way did he pay money to become a member.
      Maybe he was unintentionally gifted a membership, which would be absolutely fucking funny

    • @carsonshowjumping9358
      @carsonshowjumping9358 4 месяца назад

      @@_zoreoyup it happened on the last 2H4S, nova was lurking on the live and someone gifted some memberships and nova was gifted one so it popped up in chat LOL

    • @th3p1nkn1ghtmar3
      @th3p1nkn1ghtmar3 4 месяца назад +115

      ​@_zoreo that is exactly what happened on an episode of 2H4S

    • @carsonshowjumping9358
      @carsonshowjumping9358 4 месяца назад

      @@_zoreothis actually happened on the last 2H4S (i believe), Nova was lurking on the stream of course not chatting but then when someone gifted memberships one went to him so his name appeared in chat

    • @Vfbmax1795
      @Vfbmax1795 4 месяца назад +21

      Omfg xD

  • @schrottdrossel9902
    @schrottdrossel9902 4 месяца назад +3610

    I hate the "bone apple teeth" so much.

    • @wrexvincent
      @wrexvincent 4 месяца назад +136

      People called him out for doing the DokaRyan Daj Boze so guess hes looking for his 'own thinf'

    • @alocon5372
      @alocon5372 4 месяца назад +174

      hearing him say 'bone apple teeth' pisses me off so much! everytime I get so annoyed

    • @ScornedScallopes
      @ScornedScallopes 4 месяца назад +63

      I can't help but roll my eyes and cringe a bit

    • @ooohooohooo3
      @ooohooohooo3 4 месяца назад +31

      The daj boze and tapping whatever he's reviewing to the camera is what gets me.

    • @WyattMcFeelz
      @WyattMcFeelz 4 месяца назад +20

      ​@@wrexvincent doka ryan annoying as hell I must've hid his channel cus I forgot he existed. Its some 12 year old level content.

  • @Speedojesus
    @Speedojesus 4 месяца назад +1486

    I refuse to believe that Nova is the type of person who can sit, and remain focused long enough to actually read a novel. Him buying books is like a Saudi man collecting ice sculptures.

    • @crackdog3523
      @crackdog3523 4 месяца назад +75

      Def reads the 1st and last chapter and then summaries online

    • @tehleoness5145
      @tehleoness5145 4 месяца назад +44

      I'm shocked that with all of the chemicals in his body from all the take out that he can even read at all.

    • @rangerchief8004
      @rangerchief8004 4 месяца назад +21

      I’m shocked he is able to read if it doesn’t have pictures

    • @yissssss
      @yissssss 4 месяца назад +12

      I have no problem picturing him reading weird hentai.

    • @belindapoplin5439
      @belindapoplin5439 4 месяца назад +1

      😂😂😂😂

  • @Chyna_Doll
    @Chyna_Doll 4 месяца назад +777

    I love and hate how intimidating these lolcows think they are when they’re big mad.
    “ThE hUnTeR bEcOmEs ThE hUnTeD” and “TiCk ToCk, TiCk ToCk” must sound deep to all the angsty teens out there.

    • @FreakTesticals
      @FreakTesticals 4 месяца назад +52

      I’d be scared, it means he is hunting your kids

    • @stevealan6113
      @stevealan6113 4 месяца назад +26

      This is what happens when the wrong audience watches anime.

    • @damianxique4588
      @damianxique4588 4 месяца назад +15

      I know a guy who's like that. He would say things like this trying to "intimidate" people and it's just so sad. Unfortunately I have to work with this guy and it's only gotten worse. Let's goooo

    • @commanderwolffeex
      @commanderwolffeex 4 месяца назад +9

      @@stevealan6113 they really be thinking theyre in an anime as the mc when in reality theyre just the ones that get 2 seconds of screen time from walking in the background

    • @Soooshi.
      @Soooshi. 4 месяца назад +6

      As an angsty teen I will not allow these people to use those statements unironically

  • @oxedward4738
    @oxedward4738 4 месяца назад +225

    Just found out that Nova’s manager is 15 and he went on Instagram and called her “his woman.” This is the most blatant predatory behavior he’s had to date.

    • @hellcat577
      @hellcat577 22 дня назад +2

      WAIT WHAT?!?!

    • @convenientplayer1447
      @convenientplayer1447 21 день назад

      Bro 💀

    • @HelloBaby222
      @HelloBaby222 16 дней назад

      How can a manager be 15? In most states you have to be 16 and that’s with parent permission and their schools permission

    • @convenientplayer1447
      @convenientplayer1447 16 дней назад +3

      @@HelloBaby222 "Social Media Manager" referring to just being Nova's sideman, essentially.
      She's not actually employed, since the title isn't official or anything. I also doubt Nova's actually paying her to be his social media manager, though I don't know much about her story in how she even got the role

    • @Gzgz7zgg6zig
      @Gzgz7zgg6zig 15 дней назад

      She trolled him​@@convenientplayer1447

  • @FreeJazzEnthusiast
    @FreeJazzEnthusiast 4 месяца назад +1132

    “No soy sauce added.”
    That’s like the Japanese equivalent of breaking pasta. You don’t put soy sauce in miso soup, a soup where the base already has miso paste (which is soy). Also he probably didn’t get food poisoning. He just ate something that isn’t horrifying greasy and experienced having a normal bowel movement where he wasn’t on the toilet for a full hour. He had normal food once and it fucked him up lol.

    • @woldemunster9244
      @woldemunster9244 4 месяца назад +53

      Eating sushi using fingers, that's when my jaw dropped. I hope he used left hand for multicultural disrespect.

    • @raycearcher5794
      @raycearcher5794 4 месяца назад +58

      Bro eats the entire menu of a sushi stand and doesn't feel good: "WHY DID THE RESTAURANT DO THIS TO ME?"

    • @MeekandMe
      @MeekandMe 4 месяца назад +22

      Right?!? When he said no soy sauce added i thought it was racist for a second cause it made no sense whatsoever

    • @nekkog1744
      @nekkog1744 4 месяца назад +22

      Is Nova even coordinated enough to use chopsticks? I kinda doubt it.

    • @The_Chimera
      @The_Chimera 4 месяца назад +11

      When he started whining about tofu I immediately assumed he was lying.

  • @martineastman9855
    @martineastman9855 4 месяца назад +1804

    Nova needs to get a haircut. Nothing against dudes with long hair, but not all of them can pull it off. It just makes him look dirty and greasy.

    • @oatmeal8274
      @oatmeal8274 4 месяца назад +28

      Facts

    • @sd5371
      @sd5371 4 месяца назад +178

      Exactly he doesn't care for his hair so no point keeping it. That goes for anyone with nasty stringy long hair. Hack it off if you're not doing anything with it!

    • @whymysockswet7279
      @whymysockswet7279 4 месяца назад

      Well that's probably cause he is bahaha

    • @NoahTempleton-zk2bc
      @NoahTempleton-zk2bc 4 месяца назад +64

      That's not a man, that's a "thing"

    • @SirButtz
      @SirButtz 4 месяца назад +155

      That's because it is greasy and dirty

  • @Michaelsp18
    @Michaelsp18 4 месяца назад +751

    Holy shit did his hair get a lot longer or is it just me? I’m convinced that if Nova swam in the ocean just one time, we would have another oil spill crisis

    • @chloset.
      @chloset. 4 месяца назад +53

      my favourite part about watching videos on Nova Online is hearing everyone's creative insults

    • @bivvystridents3752
      @bivvystridents3752 4 месяца назад +14

      That's not a "he". Its father must be so ashamed.

    • @owenkorando9595
      @owenkorando9595 4 месяца назад +1

      Lol

    • @commanderwolffeex
      @commanderwolffeex 4 месяца назад

      @@chloset. ikr

    • @microwave4928
      @microwave4928 4 месяца назад +7

      @@bivvystridents3752it may as well be that thing is not a female

  • @mydogsnameislucy768
    @mydogsnameislucy768 4 месяца назад +247

    If a predator hates you, you’re doing something right! Nova is a predator.

    • @QJ89
      @QJ89 2 месяца назад +4

      He also hates how Andy Ditch tried to stick up for him. A guy like Andy is the Last person you want endorsing you.

  • @aaaaarrrrrggggghhhh
    @aaaaarrrrrggggghhhh 4 месяца назад +159

    Someone please pay him to say "the slippery salmon sails along the sea shore silently"

    • @FreakTesticals
      @FreakTesticals 4 месяца назад +19

      He folding at salmon sails bruh

    • @KickAss5671
      @KickAss5671 12 дней назад

      His tongue would fall off

  • @rykerblade_snb
    @rykerblade_snb 4 месяца назад +917

    Normally I’d give this video a 9/10, but I was drinking a Dr. Pepper while I was watching it, so it gets a 1,000/10

    • @sd5371
      @sd5371 4 месяца назад +38

      Due to the subject matter I'd have to rate it a 9/11

    • @caleb832
      @caleb832 4 месяца назад +5

      DAYUMMMMMM

    • @pastelghosty420
      @pastelghosty420 4 месяца назад

      I was too!!

    • @alephestudios
      @alephestudios 4 месяца назад

      ruclips.net/video/wv87VzxGa_A/видео.html&ab_channel=Channel4News

    • @Aidendeck
      @Aidendeck 2 месяца назад +2

      Dr pepper is by far the best soda

  • @siruseless6650
    @siruseless6650 4 месяца назад +580

    If anyone here was blocked by Nova during the times he visited 2 High 4 Stupid’s streams, then welcome to the club ya goats 😎🤘

    • @thomasivey4608
      @thomasivey4608 4 месяца назад

      Fucker went on a banning spree bro 😂

    • @rallandtariv2139
      @rallandtariv2139 4 месяца назад +7

      How can I check

    • @mastershake42019
      @mastershake42019 4 месяца назад +7

      Go on his channel and comment. Then refresh the page. If the comment is gone your blocked

    • @pladampa
      @pladampa 4 месяца назад +5

      He got me 😆.

    • @twt000
      @twt000 4 месяца назад

      I see why, people are too mean.

  • @PMSeymour
    @PMSeymour 4 месяца назад +254

    If I recall, I don’t think you can order DoorDash without paying before hand, so either trolls are actually dropping money, or Nova is lying lol

    • @AFN.90210
      @AFN.90210 4 месяца назад +7

      Meow

    • @sirosagaming8228
      @sirosagaming8228 4 месяца назад +17

      Can confirm.

    • @skippernana5036
      @skippernana5036 4 месяца назад +7

      No it's a new thing. I started being a dasher again recently and got the option to accept orders where the customer hasn't paid yet and I declined to accept those orders. Idk how it works but yea apparently it exists.

    • @andrewmosley2588
      @andrewmosley2588 4 месяца назад +14

      ​@@skippernana5036bullshit. The restaurant is 100% being paid. You don't think places are letting food out the door with the hopes of being paid do you? Because they aren't. Why do people lie on the Internet?

    • @jeffreymanier0
      @jeffreymanier0 4 месяца назад

      @@andrewmosley2588he isnt lying brotha, im a dasher too and yes they do allow orders where the customer can pay cash HOWEVER 95% of these orders are pizza orders

  • @elizabeth.victoria5422
    @elizabeth.victoria5422 4 месяца назад +305

    I felt like taking a shower after he coughed at the camera😭

    • @tempurav
      @tempurav 4 месяца назад +9

      i did take a shower 😭

    • @manhandler.
      @manhandler. 3 месяца назад +5

      I knew it was coming bc I've seen it before I actively turned my phone away 😭😭

    • @QueefBurglar069
      @QueefBurglar069 3 месяца назад

      He has that germy kid cough

    • @archbishopofthecrusades9579
      @archbishopofthecrusades9579 3 месяца назад +2

      Bro literally has toddler cough

    • @QJ89
      @QJ89 3 месяца назад +3

      Disgusting. And he didn't even apologise or excuse himself.

  • @froogsleegs
    @froogsleegs 4 месяца назад +73

    bro when he said "everyone who has wronged me..." I got chills. don't go to school tomorrow kiwitapes

  • @Afunnylittlefellow
    @Afunnylittlefellow 4 месяца назад +225

    I forget nova and Jupiter are different people most of the time

    • @cabriskus4700
      @cabriskus4700 4 месяца назад +8

      Me too man

    • @EricKaiser-um2bz
      @EricKaiser-um2bz 4 месяца назад +8

      I literally thought they were the same person till I read this comment

    • @DelayofUpload
      @DelayofUpload 4 месяца назад +5

      ​@@EricKaiser-um2bzI was wondering why there was a follow-up so soon, but then I realized that it was two different people... Whoops.

    • @Boognishx89
      @Boognishx89 4 месяца назад

      Same dude fucking tiktok zoomcows 🙄🙄

    • @milkymilk53
      @milkymilk53 3 месяца назад +1

      It's insane, no matter how hard I try I can't differentiate the two.

  • @trogdorrules
    @trogdorrules 4 месяца назад +433

    Was the link he accidentally clicked "Meet 14 year olds in your area?"

    • @mrdavisdance
      @mrdavisdance 4 месяца назад

      Haha! I am a FART GOD and a FART WARRIOR and when I make the butt noise, women scream because they think I am so cool! Do better next time :) I will fart on daughter

    • @Muegando
      @Muegando 4 месяца назад +26

      “I was trying to download my favourite- anime series-movie thing on limeware! I swear it was a virus!” - Nova 2024

    • @FreakTesticals
      @FreakTesticals 4 месяца назад +13

      @@MuegandoMy pants slipped down, im telling the truth

    • @Muegando
      @Muegando 4 месяца назад

      @@FreakTesticals LMAOOO

    • @owenkorando9595
      @owenkorando9595 4 месяца назад

      Lol

  • @BankerVibes0708
    @BankerVibes0708 4 месяца назад +393

    Yeah the local people are always "fans"

    • @johnathanrush4666
      @johnathanrush4666 4 месяца назад +11

      a/k/a "the KingCobraJFS cope" 😂😂😂

    • @thedarkgamer9481
      @thedarkgamer9481 4 месяца назад +3

      I got a picture with him at kareoke

    • @absinthemindedJ
      @absinthemindedJ 4 месяца назад

      Hope you didn't get any grease on you​@@thedarkgamer9481

    • @Boognishx89
      @Boognishx89 4 месяца назад

      I JUST SAID THIS! 😂😂 He is like tiktok Cobes but sicko mode'd

    • @chilibeer3912
      @chilibeer3912 4 месяца назад +2

      Probably massive fans of trolls constantly contacting them

  • @MartianMeli
    @MartianMeli 4 месяца назад +278

    ‘Just because Sensitive is Mexican, and Smoky and Kiwi do drugs’
    Nova. What in gods name goes on in that skull.

    • @Zeppelee
      @Zeppelee 4 месяца назад +28

      The 'tism.

    • @trashstar3908
      @trashstar3908 4 месяца назад +25

      If pattern recognition is to be trusted most likely a self inflicted gunshot in less than 10 years time

    • @gemma2296
      @gemma2296 4 месяца назад +2

      That bit made me laugh so hard 😂

    • @16million420
      @16million420 4 месяца назад

      Ion get it

    • @Sugiyamasama
      @Sugiyamasama 4 месяца назад +1

      ​@@Zeppelee The retism

  • @jewelaloo7831
    @jewelaloo7831 2 месяца назад +19

    the podcast bit is so funny to me, i fucking love how Nova and his cohost are NEVER on the same page about what they're talking about. It's so much "did you hear about..." and then immediate change of topic after a "yeah" lol. My absolute favorite is when Nova brings up the poopsquatch and his cohost just goes "yeah. anyway on this twitter..." or when she's trying to talk about something and Nova just screams "ANYWAY THAT WRAPS UP THE FIRST EPISODE" thru his fan lol

  • @Popeyehere
    @Popeyehere 4 месяца назад +711

    "CAN I GET A FRENCH ONION SOUP PLEASE?"

    • @blank7508
      @blank7508 4 месяца назад +60

      *thwoup

    • @nerdstop5025
      @nerdstop5025 4 месяца назад

      Pleathe ​@@blank7508

    • @FlareStorms
      @FlareStorms 4 месяца назад +34

      ​@@blank7508Talks like a papa's pizzeria character

    • @slizec9142
      @slizec9142 4 месяца назад +18

      🗣️🔊🔊

    • @kayagorzan
      @kayagorzan 4 месяца назад +3

      Ain’t nothing better

  • @Nic9458
    @Nic9458 4 месяца назад +378

    I love that nova managed to alienate himself from both sides of the political coin by claiming to be “alt-right” while also going to pride events. The real alt-right wouldn’t associate with him because he goes to pride events, but now the people at those pride events won’t welcome him because he’s stated he is “alt-right”. I’m curious to see if nova faces any more consequences for this later

    • @rifleshooterchannel208
      @rifleshooterchannel208 4 месяца назад

      “Pride” people will welcome him for being a fellow predator. They’ll overlook the other stuff.

    • @Venuswenis007
      @Venuswenis007 4 месяца назад

      i would hope that him sharing his fetishes with 14 year olds would have everyone on either side excluding him

    • @Fastwich420
      @Fastwich420 4 месяца назад

      What an idiot

    • @anthonygregory6797
      @anthonygregory6797 4 месяца назад +73

      I'm right leaning independent, I hang with both sides, now with that said I wouldn't be able to be in the same room as Nova, he is a predator. Nobody on either side of the aisle should associate with a predator.

    • @alastor8091
      @alastor8091 4 месяца назад

      That's a lie and you know it. Plenty of kids at pride events, a certain play pretend movement prides itself on brainwashing kids because they might have done something not typical of their sex, so that obviously means they should take irreversible hormones and get surgically mutilated. One side is actively protecting predators in their group.

  • @eldritch_moomin
    @eldritch_moomin 4 месяца назад +396

    He's such an obsessive fangirl 😂 Dude would be almost likeable if he wasn't a predator.

  • @bigmac5753
    @bigmac5753 4 месяца назад +36

    somtimes i feel like im ugly or not doing well in life then i see these freak shows thank u kiwi

  • @ZoeyTheSobble
    @ZoeyTheSobble 4 месяца назад +47

    whatever 4chan tier troll veteran came up with “Let’s make everyone think Nova is a turbo racist!” deserves a pat on the back, bro how it’s so genius yet so simple 💀💀

  • @wire_hall_medic8470
    @wire_hall_medic8470 4 месяца назад +192

    "Tastes like Big Mac sauce." Oh, this "food reviewer" doesn't know what thousand island is.

    • @skulkskulk
      @skulkskulk 4 месяца назад +23

      You say that like he's ever eaten a salad in his life.

    • @Cc81727
      @Cc81727 4 месяца назад +3

      @@skulkskulkyou can have salads without dressing tho it’s healthier that way. Not that nova knows anything about healthy food 😂😂😂

    • @skulkskulk
      @skulkskulk 4 месяца назад

      @@Cc81727 That's how I always get mine, without dressing. Much healthier indeed

    • @CynnamonSpyder
      @CynnamonSpyder 4 месяца назад

      @@skulkskulk same. what's the point of eating a salad if you drown it in dressing

    • @brandonanderson4128
      @brandonanderson4128 4 месяца назад +2

      1000 island and big Mac sauce are different things

  • @thenintendocyclops1074
    @thenintendocyclops1074 4 месяца назад +190

    12:12 Nova ABSOLUTELY just trimmed the name for his podcast straight from Poppy's Playtime.
    In the game "The Hour of Joy" was the moment the toys slaughtered damn near everybody that was in the facility that day in an act of vengeance.
    And Nova's talking about how this podcast will be him "hunting" his trolls, frankly it's the lack of imagination that dissapoints me

    • @queueuof
      @queueuof 4 месяца назад +27

      YESSS SOMEONE ELSE NOTICED I WAS DYING LAUGHING

    • @kupferbergbahn7952
      @kupferbergbahn7952 4 месяца назад +15

      I bet he thought he was so clever when he thought of that.
      He's unknowingly giving ammo to the trolls through his new "podcast".

    • @thatgoobyguy
      @thatgoobyguy 4 месяца назад +13

      I noticed that too, lol. You know for a fact that Nova found out about Poppy Playtime, thought the name was badass, and just had to name his podcast after it.

    • @XombieLejon66
      @XombieLejon66 4 месяца назад +2

      I'm still wondering how that game even got popular among... these kinds of people. Wasn't it some bug-ridden mess?

    • @somethingmaybe3858
      @somethingmaybe3858 4 месяца назад +5

      Bro the moment I heard it I knew he just lifted it from Poppy Playtime. Of course someone like Nova would think that name would sound badass, this is the same guy who genuinely thinks he's this cool badass when in reality he's just a slobbish predator

  • @tri_yt
    @tri_yt 4 месяца назад +1044

    Nova is a predator

  • @asleepforeverever
    @asleepforeverever 4 месяца назад +28

    bro he wants to seem like an anime villain so bad.
    "your days are numbered" shut up bro 😭😭🙏🙏

  • @capnstems5026
    @capnstems5026 4 месяца назад +55

    "Yeah, I know Jupiter. We live in the same state."
    Yeah, one sorry state.

    • @wes773105333
      @wes773105333 4 месяца назад +8

      Of course they live in the same state. They're the same dude.

    • @SteveThomashefskyBig
      @SteveThomashefskyBig 4 месяца назад

      ​@@wes773105333a state of delusion..

    • @flintsky7706
      @flintsky7706 4 месяца назад +2

      A state of predation

    • @kaipilled
      @kaipilled 3 месяца назад +1

      The state capital might just grow legs and run away from those two

  • @RealWallCrawler
    @RealWallCrawler 4 месяца назад +229

    Nova looks like he's gonna put me in a cauldron and impressively dice an onion

    • @_rayverb
      @_rayverb 4 месяца назад +39

      "He's actually pretty good at that"

    • @JustSomeBridgeTroll333
      @JustSomeBridgeTroll333 4 месяца назад +15

      @@_rayverb Yeah, he's good.

    • @solleehasnolife4780
      @solleehasnolife4780 4 месяца назад +13

      *“OH WE WERE RIGHT THERE MAN”*

    • @vcbf101
      @vcbf101 4 месяца назад

      BACK, AWAY WITH YOU YOU NASTY ROTTEN THING

    • @CajunReaper95
      @CajunReaper95 3 месяца назад +2

      🧙 :Double double, toil and trouble

  • @_0______00__________0_______0
    @_0______00__________0_______0 4 месяца назад +140

    Former Dominos driver here. Seriously doubt the driver would just give him the pizza for free. Whenever we had a situation where someone didnt order a pizza, we just took it right back to the store and ate it ourselves. If we just gave pizzas to people who said they didn't order, they would very quickly start taking advantage.

    • @ntacms90
      @ntacms90 4 месяца назад +11

      Not to go into internet cliches but I would 100% give away a pineapple pizza.

    • @MickeyGee73
      @MickeyGee73 4 месяца назад +2

      ​@@ntacms90I'll take it..

    • @dementedopossum8148
      @dementedopossum8148 4 месяца назад +2

      Yummy. Pineapple is the only pizza for me 😊

    • @Rawn_Rap
      @Rawn_Rap 4 месяца назад

      Also a driver, and we wouldn't do that. Major health code violation to bring food back in where it's being prepped

    • @uhtred7860
      @uhtred7860 4 месяца назад

      @@ntacms90 A Pineapple pizza? A pizza with only Pineapple on it? 🤣🤣🤣

  • @MrWaifuTaker
    @MrWaifuTaker 4 месяца назад +188

    Seeing Nova Online in the 2H4S live chat was like witnessing an SCP on the loose.

    • @MichaelFitnessOfficial
      @MichaelFitnessOfficial 4 месяца назад

      That thing looks like some German cryptid that eats children for not finishing their porridge.

    • @SSD_Penumbra
      @SSD_Penumbra 4 месяца назад +9

      SCP 8008: "Novine" has breached containment.

    • @nightrose6116
      @nightrose6116 4 месяца назад

      do you remember which episode that was in? I wanna rewatch the vod lmao

    • @SSD_Penumbra
      @SSD_Penumbra 4 месяца назад +2

      @@nightrose6116 The last few he was in the chat for a few moments, even getting a gifted sub.

    • @MageLexYT
      @MageLexYT 4 месяца назад

      💀💀😂

  • @codycurrie1316
    @codycurrie1316 4 месяца назад +36

    The echo on Nova's podcast is absolutely wild.

  • @KilIimanjar0
    @KilIimanjar0 4 месяца назад +40

    The worst part of the podcast announcement is definitely genuinely thinks his "the hunter becomes the hunted" speech is super cool.

  • @MipCraze
    @MipCraze 4 месяца назад +89

    "my account will be mine again" is the most bold faced lie he's said yet

  • @jacobtheham4147
    @jacobtheham4147 4 месяца назад +166

    Nova is the type of guy to wear band T-shirts without actually knowing or listening to the band.

    • @disposed666
      @disposed666 4 месяца назад +13

      There have always been posers & there always will be. But yeah, spot-on assessment.

    • @ParBar19
      @ParBar19 4 месяца назад +7

      Awesome ænima pfp

    • @alenmack3471
      @alenmack3471 4 месяца назад +14

      Does it really matter? Let me answer that, no. Just because someone is wearing a band shirt and they don’t really listen to their music, doesn’t make them a poser. They’re wearing clothes. That’s what humans wear.

    • @Pykington
      @Pykington 4 месяца назад +15

      @@alenmack3471iant readin allat 😝

    • @kaiseralbrecht6099
      @kaiseralbrecht6099 4 месяца назад +5

      ​@alenmack3471 it's annoying.

  • @EvelynSpeedwagon
    @EvelynSpeedwagon 4 месяца назад +69

    Nova’s announcement of the hour of joy sounds like a parody of Elliot rogers manifesto.

    • @DepisTV
      @DepisTV 4 месяца назад +3

      “i will slay the trolls”

  • @yojimbosatoshi
    @yojimbosatoshi 4 месяца назад +30

    How does this dude look like a mom, dad, brother, and sister all at the same time?

    • @absinthemindedJ
      @absinthemindedJ 4 месяца назад

      Talent

    • @Paul_The_Writer
      @Paul_The_Writer 4 месяца назад +1

      Now that you say that, the fact that he seems to eat as much as a family of four makes sense.

  • @Coxkiee
    @Coxkiee 4 месяца назад +10

    I wouldn’t doubt for a second a manger at dominos is a fan, I was a manager at my local dominos and those old coworkers of mine were an odd bunch

  • @GammyGremlinGed
    @GammyGremlinGed 4 месяца назад +192

    I never imagined that Cobes could actually be cleaner than Nova... that kitchen is boggin 🤢

    • @coleozaeta6344
      @coleozaeta6344 4 месяца назад +9

      That’s just Warlord using his dish pit skills and NAL rage cleaning

    • @oatmeal8274
      @oatmeal8274 4 месяца назад +10

      Lmao "boggin"

    • @coleozaeta6344
      @coleozaeta6344 4 месяца назад

      @@oatmeal8274 Dr. Mantis Toboggin

    • @cobaltss50
      @cobaltss50 4 месяца назад +9

      Cobes should give nova some of his tactical soap 😂

    • @notveryintelligent6239
      @notveryintelligent6239 4 месяца назад +2

      “Boggin” should be a phrase

  • @paladinsteele
    @paladinsteele 4 месяца назад +73

    He lives next to the Walmart I work at. I've had the pleasure of spotting him a couple times

    • @blamwoozled
      @blamwoozled 2 месяца назад +2

      Pleasure? Hopefully amusement

    • @paladinsteele
      @paladinsteele 2 месяца назад

      @@blamwoozled it's always a pleasure seeing a genetic experiment trying to live normally

    • @paladinsteele
      @paladinsteele 2 месяца назад +1

      @blamwoozled whaaaaaat??? Noooooo I love seeing a freak at work. I just saw him yesterday and it was very amusing

  • @geezushasrisen
    @geezushasrisen 4 месяца назад +183

    This giant male lesbian hybrid is…. something else.

  • @lewmani44
    @lewmani44 4 месяца назад +43

    i deadass get Nova and Jupiter confused

    • @faszikilawang8445
      @faszikilawang8445 3 месяца назад +1

      Wait...what? Shit. Me too I guess. This is me finding out they're not the same person 😅

  • @slipnslideguy3015
    @slipnslideguy3015 4 месяца назад +13

    Ngl, seeing Nova coughing without attempting to cover his mouth got me legit upset. I mean, even if you're in your own home nobody wants to see you hack up whatever's in your lungs.

    • @avocado4427
      @avocado4427 3 месяца назад

      Getting legit upset about something like that is pretty weird ngl

    • @slipnslideguy3015
      @slipnslideguy3015 2 месяца назад

      @@avocado4427 it’s a weird nitpick I have. I admit, it’s judgemental of me, but it really does bug me

  • @JK-gm6kk
    @JK-gm6kk 4 месяца назад +35

    After that whole the hunted becomes the hunter thing, i couldnt help but remember that leaked clip of him singing twinkle twinkle little star. Im sure the 3 amigos are shaking in their boots

  • @JoeyJ0J0
    @JoeyJ0J0 4 месяца назад +176

    I think we all knew a Nova Online growing up, He just has a giant neon sign on his head that says "pick on me"

    • @maltron1472
      @maltron1472 4 месяца назад +47

      Especially if you try to befriend them. Some of the things they say make you think, “Do you want to be picked on?”

    • @thedarkgamer9481
      @thedarkgamer9481 4 месяца назад +2

      He went to my school

    • @VorynDagoth
      @VorynDagoth 4 месяца назад +7

      Must be something in the water that's making these Jupiter the hybrid clones

    • @JoeyJ0J0
      @JoeyJ0J0 4 месяца назад +4

      @@thedarkgamer9481 Jeez, how bad was he bullied

    • @derealized797
      @derealized797 4 месяца назад +4

      I find it amusing how he talks about the "drug use"... and it's what? weed?! I mean, he sounds like a middle school hall monitor. Most adults don't even consider that a drug. I can honestly say, his diet is far more damaging than that is.

  • @koalop34
    @koalop34 4 месяца назад +55

    The monster from the grease lagoon declares war on local kiwi farmer and dedicated vcr enthusiast

    • @reitoyohisa
      @reitoyohisa 4 месяца назад +2

      They have to be quite the monster to declare war on a farmer who raises near extinction birds.

  • @Fraggerrust
    @Fraggerrust 4 месяца назад +12

    He looks, sounds, and lives, like a discord predator.

    • @wade.teixeira
      @wade.teixeira 3 месяца назад +1

      Well I have something to tell you…

  • @rainyday2966
    @rainyday2966 4 месяца назад +9

    "Because.. *COUGHS VIOLENTLY*" That got me 🤣

  • @janinetorres7039
    @janinetorres7039 4 месяца назад +42

    He “cooked everything off camera” I wouldn’t call boiling water cooking…

  • @EatingRocksWithStepdad
    @EatingRocksWithStepdad 4 месяца назад +268

    Fwench onion thoup

  • @HandFromCoffin
    @HandFromCoffin 4 месяца назад +30

    Every time I hear him say Bone Apple Teeth or WTF ever he's saying I cringe and hair stands up on my arms.. There's almost a physical pain with it.. it's like it disturbs the force.

    • @yellowduck54321
      @yellowduck54321 4 месяца назад +1

      thats why: we work it it out
      the force can not be stopped

  • @StopBanningMaStuff
    @StopBanningMaStuff 4 месяца назад +11

    Something dramatic happened to this kid when he was young, I just wonder what the fuck it was.

    • @gaminwithwilson2437
      @gaminwithwilson2437 4 месяца назад +3

      Fucking facts dude, he doesn't act normal in any regards

  • @Raebies6
    @Raebies6 4 месяца назад +17

    7:37 I'm deeply disturbed by the knowledge that Nova somehow has a camel toe.

  • @lunxr_egg
    @lunxr_egg 4 месяца назад +65

    You guys think nova watched early with his gifted membership? 😭😂

  • @Motelmotel666
    @Motelmotel666 4 месяца назад +66

    Hour of Joy couldn’t even make it to the 60 mins point. Just what you’d expect from Nova 😂

  • @josephmatthews7698
    @josephmatthews7698 4 месяца назад +17

    My buddy from Idaho has always said theres only three things in Idaho, Cults, Guns and Pedos.
    I had no idea how right he was.

    • @CynnamonSpyder
      @CynnamonSpyder 4 месяца назад +3

      damn not even potatoes in that list

    • @spacetaco208
      @spacetaco208 3 месяца назад +1

      We got this guy and fucking jupiter bruh why do we have the cringiest out of all of them

  • @LVTHORAscending
    @LVTHORAscending 4 месяца назад +31

    I love how he calls you liberals while he's wearing PRIDE shirts, lanyards, and fucking CAPES. 😂

    • @absinthemindedJ
      @absinthemindedJ 4 месяца назад +12

      And a diaper

    • @PBI45
      @PBI45 4 месяца назад

      typical alt right/alt left mf

  • @jakel2837
    @jakel2837 4 месяца назад +59

    I didn't know "doing drugs" was a race 😂

    • @Sassy-b6c
      @Sassy-b6c 4 месяца назад +5

      Right. But must mean when ever I puff puff pass I must change my nationality. 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @derealized797
      @derealized797 4 месяца назад +4

      And he was referring to weed... when people say "drugs" that's the last thing that comes to mind. Might as well be talking about coffee. like, so what?!

  • @johnathanrush4666
    @johnathanrush4666 4 месяца назад +22

    "I think bacon is its own food group" holy 2012 Reddit, Batman

  • @TheCutiePatrol
    @TheCutiePatrol 4 месяца назад +94

    uncle sauce sounds like something Bowser would serve up if he had nieces or nephews

    • @spuburq
      @spuburq 4 месяца назад

      He loves filling his little cousins full of David sauce

    • @CryptidRenfri
      @CryptidRenfri 4 месяца назад +17

      It's a sort of inside joke, it's a line of sauces by Uncle Roger, he's a comedian and has hilarious critiques of bad cooking on his RUclips channel. It's entirely innocent lol, but it sounds weird when nova says it

    • @TheCutiePatrol
      @TheCutiePatrol 4 месяца назад +8

      @@CryptidRenfri honestly, i was just making a jab at bowser lol. but yeah, Nova also makes it sound weird.

    • @FlareStorms
      @FlareStorms 4 месяца назад

      World war 2 is over, use technology

    • @GrandAdmiralCSM-101
      @GrandAdmiralCSM-101 4 месяца назад

      Bruh 💀

  • @QueenClaireVT
    @QueenClaireVT 4 месяца назад +4

    White Bowser, Jupiter, now Nova... just assembling The Legion of Doom to fight Kiwi and Smokey

  • @olDD84
    @olDD84 4 месяца назад +10

    He looks like the comic book guy from the Powerpuff girls

  • @Fretooo
    @Fretooo 4 месяца назад +37

    This dudes hair could start a war

    • @almond_exe
      @almond_exe 4 месяца назад +1

      a third gulf war

  • @xxOMGgalxx
    @xxOMGgalxx 4 месяца назад +30

    Time for Nova to get steam rolled by Kiwi. I am here for it. Also Nova's audio echo for that "Hour of Joy" stuff is going to drive me nuts.

  • @rosseisenschenk7364
    @rosseisenschenk7364 4 месяца назад +53

    This dude is the IRL Eric Cartman

    • @KotzendesKatzchen
      @KotzendesKatzchen 4 месяца назад +7

      and Kiwi is the dude who sold him the pubic hair.

    • @rangerchief8004
      @rangerchief8004 4 месяца назад +2

      I can’t help but see it now. 😂

    • @VorynDagoth
      @VorynDagoth 4 месяца назад +4

      ​@@KotzendesKatzchenRip kiwi's dad

    • @queueuof
      @queueuof 4 месяца назад +7

      except at least cartman is likeable by the audience

    • @absinthemindedJ
      @absinthemindedJ 4 месяца назад

      ​@@KotzendesKatzchen😆 "we don't take pubes"

  • @purplesheen
    @purplesheen 28 дней назад +3

    The other week Nova, in a live stream on a different channel accused me and someone else of him losing his job. And went out of his way to comment on whatever I was commenting on. The worst thing is he told me some weird shit about "see you next Thursday", which freaked me out completely 😕 I love your channel, keep up your fabulous work! ❤️💜🎉

    • @kiwitapes
      @kiwitapes  28 дней назад +3

      Jesus that is a little scary. He might have just been calling you a name with the "see you next Thursday". Why did he blame you for losing his job?

    • @purplesheen
      @purplesheen 26 дней назад +2

      ​@@kiwitapesthere's a reaction channel called KDRC who reacts to a guy called ken domik, nova loves ken domik and nova doesn't like anyone having an opinion on this guy he calls it hate and trolling. Nova started saying some stupid things during a few lives on this channel and people responded to him saying that he's talking nonsense. Then a few weeks after that nova came bk onto the same channel accusing myself and others of him losing his job by us calling his work up and talking shit about him. Nova goes out of his way to say stupid, ridiculous things to people (including myself) that do not make sense at all and aren't true, then when you (myself) respond bk to him he either calls you insults or a hater.

  • @stoniefalcon7735
    @stoniefalcon7735 4 месяца назад +5

    "I feel like the walmart version of windows 95" nova the hut finally made me laugh. That was a very accurate depiction.

  • @thenerdlogan
    @thenerdlogan 4 месяца назад +36

    Fun interaction I had with a coworker.
    I was just listening this vid and my coworker, who I talked other lolcows with, asked me if I knew about Nova and told him I was listening to this video right now. Thanks for this funny moment kiwi

    • @yellowduck54321
      @yellowduck54321 4 месяца назад

      beautiful

    • @thenerdlogan
      @thenerdlogan 4 месяца назад

      @@yellowduck54321 all started with us talking about Chris Chan in the past now we just occasionally talk about other lol cows. I love my coworkers

  • @jeepwj
    @jeepwj 4 месяца назад +48

    He strikes me as someone who has a favorite flavor of window...

  • @BadWallaby
    @BadWallaby 4 месяца назад +24

    He used the classic LoLCow defense "They're using my name for money" hahahaha theyve all been dropped on their heads

  • @deifiedtitan
    @deifiedtitan 4 месяца назад +5

    “I’m not gonna give the name of the place because I got food poisoning there.”
    - Guy that’s fine with letting other people keep eating there rather than knowing to avoid it, apparently

  • @CELLAREANIMATIONS
    @CELLAREANIMATIONS 4 месяца назад +4

    Theres no way when Nova called the podcast “The Hour of Joy” my brain went to Poppy Playtime.

  • @notsiriusly12
    @notsiriusly12 4 месяца назад +60

    as a book girlie, fucking of COURSE nova likes ACOTAR, everyone I've ever met who likes that series is terrible

    • @PhillyCh3zSt3ak
      @PhillyCh3zSt3ak 4 месяца назад +7

      Can you give those of us who don't want to spend the time reading it to give a brief synopsis as to why it is terrible?

    • @WobblesandBean
      @WobblesandBean 4 месяца назад

      ​@@PhillyCh3zSt3ak Just going by the synopsis on google, it sounds like vapid fairy corn booktok trash.

    • @WobblesandBean
      @WobblesandBean 4 месяца назад +14

      ​@@PhillyCh3zSt3ak Going by the synopsis, it's fantasy faerie corn garbage.

    • @wil.d_sage
      @wil.d_sage 4 месяца назад +2

      As a terrible person, I can confirm 🧍‍♀️

    • @notsiriusly12
      @notsiriusly12 4 месяца назад

      @@PhillyCh3zSt3ak very poorly written fae smut book where the main protagonist is literally the least intelligent woman on the planet and every fae man who has power wants to sleep with her
      oh and there’s periodically “politics” that happen

  • @ThatKidTony
    @ThatKidTony 4 месяца назад +33

    Bro really made his podcast name a poppy playtime reference

  • @TheCutiePatrol
    @TheCutiePatrol 4 месяца назад +22

    getting your name right out there, all these people giving you shout outs, Cyraxx, Jupiter and now Nova, such a popular guy.

  • @thatartkid5317
    @thatartkid5317 4 месяца назад +7

    13:11 I’m sorry but this is the funniest nova clip I’ve ever seen bro thinks he has kiwi shaking in his boots😂

  • @odester
    @odester 4 месяца назад +5

    15:42 “just because sensitive is mexican and kiwi and smokey do drugs” im HOLLERING at this

  • @cjs297
    @cjs297 4 месяца назад +24

    mans lookin like a Majin Buu//Rosie O'Donnel hybrid

    • @Quarce1
      @Quarce1 4 месяца назад +4

      That is golden hahaha

    • @yellowduck54321
      @yellowduck54321 4 месяца назад +4

      maybe platin

    • @eggmug562
      @eggmug562 4 месяца назад +2

      oooh I needed that laugh today. Cheers for that man.

    • @DILLIGAFgaming-c8t
      @DILLIGAFgaming-c8t 3 месяца назад +2

      I can't unsee it and I'm torn between absolute repulsion and laughing til I throw up

  • @mr.ashenfire2624
    @mr.ashenfire2624 4 месяца назад +27

    Damn son, where'd you find this trainwreck?

  • @JoshSaunders69
    @JoshSaunders69 4 месяца назад +203

    I'm a gay little wizard!

    • @dgmnlover52
      @dgmnlover52 4 месяца назад +7

      TWU

    • @Xedim365
      @Xedim365 4 месяца назад +7

      Circle of protection tmdwu

    • @BogAgain
      @BogAgain 4 месяца назад +6

      There he is

    • @l8rry
      @l8rry 4 месяца назад +1

      the goat

    • @kayagorzan
      @kayagorzan 4 месяца назад +1

      I’m happy for you

  • @Stoshua.81
    @Stoshua.81 4 месяца назад +6

    Hes literally Nathan from southpark....- Mimseeeey.

  • @lifesyphon1
    @lifesyphon1 4 месяца назад +4

    Nova’s a member?! No waaaay!!! 😂 the wet, uncovered cough during a food review got me 😂😂😂

  • @alexwilson8279
    @alexwilson8279 4 месяца назад +15

    This guy is like a real life Eric Cartmen

    • @richardsanchez5444
      @richardsanchez5444 4 месяца назад

      Not even. At least Cartman is clever and funny sometimes.

  • @longdrawarcher4857
    @longdrawarcher4857 4 месяца назад +25

    He takes loads in the mouth, but he draws the line on food for having a weird texture…..

    • @woofawoof7616
      @woofawoof7616 4 месяца назад +3

      Tf? They're different things. What a weird comment.

    • @queueuof
      @queueuof 4 месяца назад +2

      YOOO WHAT

    • @yellowduck54321
      @yellowduck54321 4 месяца назад

      big loads with weird texture. i think autism it iz

    • @longdrawarcher4857
      @longdrawarcher4857 4 месяца назад +2

      @@woofawoof7616 I’d say they are similar, they’re both probably a texture thing.

    • @nonethelessfirst8519
      @nonethelessfirst8519 4 месяца назад +4

      ​@@woofawoof7616you don't gotta tell on yourself swallowing loads.

  • @hubbelizer8412
    @hubbelizer8412 4 месяца назад +39

    Why do literally ALL of these guys look exactly the same. I literally can't distinguish between any of these lolcows anymore

    • @organicgrief
      @organicgrief 4 месяца назад +14

      i used to get nova and jupiter mixed up all the time lol

    • @PhillyCh3zSt3ak
      @PhillyCh3zSt3ak 4 месяца назад +6

      @@organicgrief if Nova ever got contacts it'd be so easy to get them confused.

    • @jds8438
      @jds8438 4 месяца назад +18

      Daniel Larson is the only lolcow that I can think of that doesn’t have the physique of a behemoth

    • @forciblefollower
      @forciblefollower 4 месяца назад +13

      The Greasewraith taketh all those who enter the bog of grease

    • @supersardonic1179
      @supersardonic1179 4 месяца назад +5

      It's a dominant gene.

  • @KHAOS_CT
    @KHAOS_CT 4 месяца назад +10

    His diet consists of doordash, junk snacks, and “ONION SOUP”. I refuse to believe anything else in my head cannon 😂

  • @puppup5070
    @puppup5070 4 месяца назад +3

    Literally the day after this released he was caught flirting with a minor who is also his “manager”. Not surprising but still messed up.

  • @HellsFurby
    @HellsFurby 4 месяца назад +21

    The French onion soup bit lives rent free in my head for some reason 😭😭

  • @HelloYersoGae
    @HelloYersoGae 4 месяца назад +11

    The echo effect almost made me swipe off the video

  • @Xelatheshep
    @Xelatheshep 4 месяца назад +11

    Nova should just stick to serving french onion soup imo.

  • @zephiel70
    @zephiel70 4 месяца назад +3

    the stock spooky music in the vengeance vid killed me

  • @MushyYGO
    @MushyYGO 4 месяца назад +3

    Nova's hair is so oily that he'd probably float in the ocean 💀

  • @JacobsTrash
    @JacobsTrash 4 месяца назад +11

    Nova is a living Eric Cartman character.

  • @P0wd3r3dT0astMan
    @P0wd3r3dT0astMan 4 месяца назад +36

    I can’t explain it, but I get irrationally angry when he says, “bone apple teeth”…

    • @ChrisArnold-c6k
      @ChrisArnold-c6k 4 месяца назад +2

      I was looking for this comment 😂

  • @Mr_Mcfeely
    @Mr_Mcfeely 4 месяца назад +9

    He really thought he did something there with the hunter becoming the hunted line 😂😂

  • @gavinthornton704
    @gavinthornton704 4 месяца назад +6

    The hour of joy sounds like some sort of edging channel on ph

  • @yukkkarin
    @yukkkarin 4 месяца назад +27

    not an ounce of testosterone in his body

    • @hannnn5048
      @hannnn5048 3 месяца назад +4

      none whatsoever

    • @matthewpunk2012
      @matthewpunk2012 2 месяца назад +4

      I've got more testosterone in my pinky

  • @sillygoofes
    @sillygoofes 4 месяца назад +47

    loving the nova arc kiwi