He did at one point work at subway and would film himself cutting vegetables and prepping food. Then he would flip the camera to reveal his greasy ass hair and the comments were brutal
7:34 The “Kubrick Stare" is one of Stanley Kubrick's most recognizable directorial techniques, a method of shot composition where a character stares at the camera with a forward tilt, to convey to the audience that the character in question is at the peak of their derangement.
Yeah, I had a double take the first time the video said "he". I honestly thought it was a woman. Guy passes for trans better than some trans people do. I expect the folks who idolize femboys don't imagine someone like this, but then I guess he's not so much effeminate as just a manchild. The combo of long (and greasy, damn) hair + mantits + a voice at the same octave as most adult women + his disposition just make it impossible to see him as an adult man. What's also impressive is how he's clearly borderline obese if not actually clinically obese, yet repeatedly calls out people to get off their fat asses. Pot, kettle, black, etc. At least his church had the good sense not to harbour such a degenerate (you can be unpleasant to look at or interact with, but there's never an excuse to behave as he does to minors) even if Discord is happy to have him. Thank you, society and social media, for another delightful human being!
The way he delivers his messages reminded me so much of Chrischan. I hope Nova mellows out and doesn't follow that road. Given Nova's working a day job, there's some hope there. I get the feeling the people in Nova's life aren't quite as enabling as they were for Chris.
Autism is never an excuse. Lots of people on the spectrum are held accountable for being shit lords when they’re being shit lords. It’s an explanation, not an excuse.
autistic person here, I highly agree that it is an explanation for his actions, but in no way shape or form is it an excuse that’s like saying “oh, this person killed someone but they’re mentally unstable so they get off Scott free”
I’m autistic, and I completely agree. I’m not perfect, I get angry. I freak out. I try not to but I slip up sometimes. But I know right from wrong. And this Nova guy is all kinds of messed up. Yikes…
Man when I was in middle school there was a 15 year old who looked almost exactly like this dude but with crooked ass glasses and wayy skinner. He was smug and thought he knew everything. Also smelled really bad. How do people have a receding hairline before they can drive??
@@SuperSickNerdit’s sad you feel that u need to explain the persons race, you don’t need to give that context. It’s so dumb how woke fear mongers everyone into abiding by their shit beliefs
I was diagnosed with Aspergers in my 20s, and since then, I worked with children with disability and those with autism. I know they can be a little different, a little cringe, but I swear children with autism can be taught right and wrong, and what is acceptable and what isn't. So there is NO REASON for this 19-year-old grown ass man to pretend like he doesn't understand why talking creepily to underaged kids is wrong!
I mean I feel like he was clearly raised with bad influence or negligence for this and now has a hard time truly understanding the concept OR accepting the concept. Like a rough upbringing --> creepy autistic adult without boundaries. Which isn't an excuse or the fault of having autism, but part of the reason it happened.
Right? It makes me wonder if tons of normal seeming people are actually creepy and these guys are worse at hiding it, or if there's a correlation with people who have less sense of shame getting into weird shit.
@@looweegee252 the internet doesn't make someone corrupt; it's a tool that one can use to unlock their corrupted nature. In a world where it didn't exist this guy would still have issues, he just wouldn't have the platform to showcase or indulge in them Likewise the internet collects people who are unashamed of being cringey or wild, sometimes due to mental health reasons, and as such we slowly learn that it isn't a character but someone with a lack of self awareness that eventually leads them to illegal or amoral behavior this reminds me of some of the sad dude-bros in college saying how horrible tinder is when in reality it's just a tool that lets you meet new people. it's up to the user to use it effectively; its presence on someone's phone doesn't mean anything.
It most definitely is a problem. This “age regression” is a sexual fetish hidden by pastel colors and “binkys” there are entire websites of these people looking for “mommys” or “daddy’s” and sex toy sites themed for this “play” and to say this didn’t play a part in this kid being socially inept is a understatement
As someone who’s had the orange monster it does not smell or taste like orange juice but more like what someone would describe the taste of orange juice to someone that’s never had it
This is a caricature of what being terminally online and on the spectrum is. Its almost unbelievable. I feel bad for the people Nova vicariously represents. Being cringey and odd is fine but these people almost always fetishize something "non-conventional" which hurts the image of the people they represent when it inevitably comes out because they cant resist attention.
Being on the spectrum isn't bad, it's not anyone's fault. It only becomes an issue when people on the spectrum act like Nova without working on themselves and use being on the spectrum as an excuse. It's not a disability because people with autism are completely normal, but it's not an excuse to ask 14 year old girls for pics. Nova isn't a representation of being on the spectrum.
@@tw3akerhunterThank you . We don't claim him at all. I haven't watched this video yet, just reading about him, but I wonder why his guardians didn't monitor his behavior. A person who's symptoms are like this should have someone looking after them..
@@juzahyodo3706 I don't think they have a guardian unfortunately but I hope a family member or a mandated reporter hears about this and steps in. It's sad but they need a care giver, and some internet moderation. It's clearly not safe for them or anyone they interact with.
I'm so happy to see this, I've been getting Nova's "content" for over a year and it's crazy to watch a lolcow develop in real time and how people seemingly forget how he's a predator. Big fan of the Gothic bad boy arc he's entering.
I was never the popular kid in school, but I had literally nobody who didnt like me or made fun of me. Nobody asked to hang out or anything but everyone was just super chill when i was around. Im glad i was never... This...
Ikr. I was the sad quiet nerd only child with braces and no close friends. I like D&D though I've never played it and always liked fantasy and Pokémon. I was lucky to not be that kid who stumbled across weird forums and become... this.
I was lucky too with the kids in my year, had kids in the year below being utter pests though, good thing I didn't retaliate , because I walked past them in a dark alleyway at night once and they all had golf clubs, luckily they didn't recognize me
I was friends with everyone. I had bullies too. More friends than bullies though. May of not felt good at the time but bullying improved me. Made me realize not everyone was nice and wanted to be friends. I accepted that and didn't let bullies bother me since then. Bullying is somewhat needed to a small degree. Not everyone is nice. Not everyone is going to be friends, not all personalities click. Just how it is. I may be the exception though in terms of bullying helping me later in life. Didn't realize it until I was 19. 28 now and my friends and I get together every few months and shit talk eachother and overall hang out. Talk about the old days and such. Sorry I sound like a old man saying that.
The people I’ve known with those kinds of eyebrows and general face shape have been nothing but trouble. I had a female co-worker who looked like this weirdo and she was nothing but cringe. She even had the lisp and all. She never made friends and all she did was complain and lie about everyone. She was eventually fired.
Fetal alcohol syndrome. Causes a weird face, and often a poor sense of right and wrong. Pamperchu has it too. Chris Chan possibly has FAS (his half brother says he does but it’s less certain because Cole isn’t a reliable narrator).
Kiwi, I like your voice for 2 reasons. 1. You've got this smooth, relaxing vibe goin' on, and 2. I can always hear you on the verge of laughter when you say silly shit 😂 its like i can hear the smile stretching across your face.
Tbh I feel like he is a piece of shit but the people who take time out of their day to harass him and people like him are just as weird, they call people’s jobs, find out where they live, literally catalog these people’s everyday lives and I’m just supposed to think that the person they are going after is a cringe lord? I feel like if these terminally online people got some fresh air and some social skills then both sides would benefit a lot from it.
It is 19? Seriously? How can his voice, baby fat and peach fuzz still be a thing? I've seen 14 year olds further into the end of puberty. This adult got the shit end of the stick, instead of changing that? He doubled down on two 10s hoping for a Blackjack, then disappointed it just didn't work. 19 yrs old and here ya go...damn.
@@VentrexTheXVthAnd actually wanted his girls to be of legal age... and in Chris' case, maybe a little too old... and blood related... but still of legal age.
How to thrive on tiktok: Step 1-DONT BE NOVA!!! DONT DO ANYTHING NOVA DID!!! Step 2-Thats it, you're good to go from there. THE BAR COULD NOT BE ANY LOWER!!!
Wtf is wrong with you? Just because you cringe at your past self now, it doesnt excuse behaving like this dude. So you were in to all that weird baby stuff? Because if so, that's absolutely inexcusable. Weve all done stuff in the past that we cringe at but that's beyond being acceptable. That one thing makes all my cringey things seem like absolutely nothing. Glad you're not still acting like a freak
Yeah you damn right everyone has it! ~ 💯👌🏼 What made it different which one of us that actually God Cursed Cringing that left forever deep botched scarred into your mind, mental and soul! Oh Goodness 🤦🏻♂️May God prevent me anymore cringe scene cringe moment in future because....I don’t know If can take it! What I had in the past put me into heavy sцiсidдl !
He clearly has a lot of mental issues, in a way I kind of feel bad but the predator thing takes it too far. He should be admitted into a mental facility, this is his application
I want to say something at 5:00. I want to remind people that age regression is a coping mechanism for anyone that didn’t have the childhood they’ve wanted, trauma either destroying it or something else. (This is based off of previous comments I’ve seen on other videos, channels, and just overall topics. I am not a age regressor myself, so I wouldn’t know much on this topic. Just stating what’ve I’ve learned from other people.) and Nova could just have been coping with trauma, does this accuse any behavior? No. It doesn’t. Though I felt as to share this, Nova could just be coping. short: age regressing is a coping mechanism, nova could just be coping. Edit: Nova is weird, not excusing anything. Just sharing information that could be reason why they’re acting the way they are, but in no shape or form the things they do isn’t weird. They’re treating agere as if it’s a fetish, or kink thing, when it isn’t whatsoever and should never been seen as one. As stated before I’m not a agere myself, and I am still learning about the subject myself but I can think I can speak with many others whom have said the same stuff already: Nova is a creep using age regression as an excuse. anywho, yap session over
@@Luisruiz-bm5ie I am NOT excusing anything this dude did, just sharing something I thought I’d share. I am not defending them, neither excusing there actions, never said I did, never tried too.
if it's in their personal life and it doesn't affect anyone else, then sure. it starts to involve other people, especially unwilling people, then that's a problem.
No this age regression thing has TONS of rooted sexual pretenses and linked to several sexual fetishes. There are entire websites of these people looking for “mommys” or “daddy’s”. They show you all the binkys and blankets but not the sex toys and adult sized children’s clothing they have that are similarly themed or designed for this “play”.
We live in a time and age where oversized, surgically enhanced butts, stupid robotic dancing, eating food on camera and proceeding to describe how said food tastes, exploiting your own children and family for subs, throwing manic, explosive tantrums, and pretending to be an NPC for bundles of emoji flowers and hearts equates to celebrity status. That asteroid can't come quick enough.
I stream and post gaming content. I might talk about food briefly if I have food/drink on camera. I don’t make whole videos dedicated to it. It’s ridiculous that people can become famous for pretending to be NPCs on camera. At least gaming requires some personality and talent.
5:47 Bearing witness to the subsequent 90 seconds of aural sadism and secondhand cringe… oh sweet mother of mercy, save us from this hell 😭 All the while the metaphysical accordion of my soul was being not only squeezed inexorably down further and further, but at the last it reverse big-banged itself into an infinitely dense point of pure cringe 💀
This kinda makes me sad. He's obviously not mentally well and people are pushing him to his limit. Not defending his actions at all but the whole situation is just kinda sad
You know Chris forced intercourse on his dementia ridden mother and is going to prison for a long time, right? So he’s lower than low. Put this lolcow there with him but he ain’t lower.
a friend of mine claimed to saw him at a local store (he didn't know about him being a tiktok user) throwing a big ass tantrum because there wasn't any monster energy left. lmao.
The toddler thing actually makes total sense. I would bet anything that as far back as he can remember hes been ridiculed by his peers and probably never had a good day in school I legit feel bad for this guy.
As someone who never had a tiktok account (nor twitter, nor IG, nor any of that sht) and only watches tik toks from meme youtube channels, I am equally amazed and disgusted by this sad society. I think that these degenerate sociopaths have always existed, but what is sad, is the fact that with the internet, they have got actual fans.
Couldn't agree more with you.... Super sad state of affairs out there in this world. Scary ass thought how it's gonna be with all these 'influencers' and just downright delusional bozos even by 2030 🤔😔
"Wasting your fat asses on TikTok."
"You guys have no father."
Man the self projection is huge with this one
Sounds like tophiachu
Exactly what I thought 😂
Literally huge, both the projection and the actual weight of this man.
you can't dox a church that's an ad 2:00
He did at one point work at subway and would film himself cutting vegetables and prepping food. Then he would flip the camera to reveal his greasy ass hair and the comments were brutal
I feel like everyone knew a kid like this in highschool
I agree fully
I know I did.
Him and a kid like Butters.
Kids like this are how I got into lolcows.
We did
7:34 The “Kubrick Stare" is one of Stanley Kubrick's most recognizable directorial techniques, a method of shot composition where a character stares at the camera with a forward tilt, to convey to the audience that the character in question is at the peak of their derangement.
"I am...in a world...of SHIT."
It’s also the technique I use when I’m lost in thought while on the toilet.
@liamisresponsible mood
@@SheetGhostWithBones pood
😭😭😭😭
This guy is literally the Discord moderator stereotype brought to life
The “I blocked you from the Discord server” should be a quote in the dictionary for Discord moderators.
💀💀
He & White Bowser
Agreed 💀 that's shits crazy
Idk white bowser is pretty close as well. He even has a daddy role in an anime discord server or children he sends porn to.
He's 19 and yet somehow looks 12 and 40 at the same time.
It’s a mixture of low testosterone and a poor diet and lifestyle I’d imagine
And has a receding hairline.
He simultaneously looks like a 13 y/o overweight boy and a menopausal lesbian aunt.
Suicide waiting to happen
Yeah, I had a double take the first time the video said "he". I honestly thought it was a woman. Guy passes for trans better than some trans people do. I expect the folks who idolize femboys don't imagine someone like this, but then I guess he's not so much effeminate as just a manchild. The combo of long (and greasy, damn) hair + mantits + a voice at the same octave as most adult women + his disposition just make it impossible to see him as an adult man.
What's also impressive is how he's clearly borderline obese if not actually clinically obese, yet repeatedly calls out people to get off their fat asses. Pot, kettle, black, etc. At least his church had the good sense not to harbour such a degenerate (you can be unpleasant to look at or interact with, but there's never an excuse to behave as he does to minors) even if Discord is happy to have him. Thank you, society and social media, for another delightful human being!
0:02 “The nova haters have just struck the second tower”
OAHDAKIAAKDHSKSJ you made me really laugh thanks
The Nova haters are a threat to Novmerica 🫡
0:03
3:23
YOU ARE EFFING TROLLS THAT HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO🗣️🗣️🔥🔥
Bro is 19, looks like he’s 39, and acts like he’s 9 lmfao
I don’t know. He kind of looks like an awkward teenage girl who hasn’t lost the baby weight yet.
Fat Cobes
Its a grown baby
Body of a 39 year old, face of a 13 year old
Autism
Can't believe Nova managed to live a microfraction of chris chans life; excommunication, weird fetishes, baby rages on streams, truly insane
so true I knew he reminded me of someone
The way he delivers his messages reminded me so much of Chrischan. I hope Nova mellows out and doesn't follow that road. Given Nova's working a day job, there's some hope there. I get the feeling the people in Nova's life aren't quite as enabling as they were for Chris.
Literally compared him to Chris right now
My baby boy?
@@archgadenhe got fired so uh it's not looking great
Autism is not an excuse. I’ve worked with people with severe autism and they know the difference between right and wrong.
@bruhmoment5974 Same difference
Autism is never an excuse. Lots of people on the spectrum are held accountable for being shit lords when they’re being shit lords. It’s an explanation, not an excuse.
autistic person here, I highly agree that it is an explanation for his actions, but in no way shape or form is it an excuse
that’s like saying “oh, this person killed someone but they’re mentally unstable so they get off Scott free”
I’m autistic, and I completely agree. I’m not perfect, I get angry. I freak out. I try not to but I slip up sometimes. But I know right from wrong. And this Nova guy is all kinds of messed up. Yikes…
I’m autistic but I’m very smart with right and wrong no excuses at all this guy is legit been proven to be a pedo
this guy is the closest we'll ever have to a real life Cartman
Chris Chan is like: Hold my Sonichu
Cartman may be a degenerate but hes not a paedophile or retarded
@@Monroestevens306 nah chris is just wierd not a parasite degen
@@thecoolestofthe834s2Chris is a degenerate but not in this way
@@thecoolestofthe834s2Yeah hes not a pedo
13:06 He looks like a divorced, middle-aged female bus driver,
😂😂 💯
Omg lol 🤣
lmao the bus driver from South Park
@@floppsiematesAw man I was gonna say that
Looks like the average lunch lady at a rural public school.
“HAVE YOU EVER SEEN AN EPISODE OF DHAR MAN” being used unironically to defend an argument is the funniest shit I’ve ever seen.
Claiming that Pekora was going to come defend him for some unspecified reason is up there too.
Only to start talking about Photoshops and things being fake afterwards
Unibrow... Long hair with a receding hairline before 20... High pitched voice... Cartman like personality...
Life can truly be brutally unfair.
Damn when you put it like that makes me greatful for what I do have 😂😂
Man when I was in middle school there was a 15 year old who looked almost exactly like this dude but with crooked ass glasses and wayy skinner. He was smug and thought he knew everything. Also smelled really bad. How do people have a receding hairline before they can drive??
Unibrows and long hair can be taken care of with base line personal hygiene
Probably will "transition" at some point, unfortunately for themselves and everyone else who isn't a lazy transphobe looking for easy targets.
@@chronicallyonline9874yeah, nova seems to have missed that memo
You can FEEL the grease mop that is his hair
His?
@@AudioGardenSlave123yeah that’s a guy
I can smell it 🤢
Revolting!
@@SuperSickNerdit’s sad you feel that u need to explain the persons race, you don’t need to give that context. It’s so dumb how woke fear mongers everyone into abiding by their shit beliefs
I was diagnosed with Aspergers in my 20s, and since then, I worked with children with disability and those with autism. I know they can be a little different, a little cringe, but I swear children with autism can be taught right and wrong, and what is acceptable and what isn't.
So there is NO REASON for this 19-year-old grown ass man to pretend like he doesn't understand why talking creepily to underaged kids is wrong!
Fr I mean I have aspergers and even I know not to talk to minors and lash out at people🤦♂️
I mean I feel like he was clearly raised with bad influence or negligence for this and now has a hard time truly understanding the concept OR accepting the concept. Like a rough upbringing --> creepy autistic adult without boundaries. Which isn't an excuse or the fault of having autism, but part of the reason it happened.
i hate how these seemingly innocent cringe-but-enjoying-it people so often turn out creepy
Right? It makes me wonder if tons of normal seeming people are actually creepy and these guys are worse at hiding it, or if there's a correlation with people who have less sense of shame getting into weird shit.
@@Moocow2003 It's 2024
The Internet has corrupted the average person
@@looweegee252 argh, too true.
@@looweegee252 the internet doesn't make someone corrupt; it's a tool that one can use to unlock their corrupted nature. In a world where it didn't exist this guy would still have issues, he just wouldn't have the platform to showcase or indulge in them
Likewise the internet collects people who are unashamed of being cringey or wild, sometimes due to mental health reasons, and as such we slowly learn that it isn't a character but someone with a lack of self awareness that eventually leads them to illegal or amoral behavior
this reminds me of some of the sad dude-bros in college saying how horrible tinder is when in reality it's just a tool that lets you meet new people. it's up to the user to use it effectively; its presence on someone's phone doesn't mean anything.
@@xhappybunnyx you speak true, I agree
The most self aware thing about this dude is the fact that he wears a shirt that says "I sitnk"...
3:58
Probably the most accurate shirt ive ever seen
geninuely tho why is he wearing that shirt 😂😂 like why would anyone ESPECIALLy him wear that😂
Damn he's only 19? A bit young to mess up your life by leaving such a vile internet footprint....
They always start young
Chris started at 16 -17 if im not correct
@@AYAKXSHII was just about to bring him up lol
@@AYAKXSHInarrator said 19.. 🤷🏽♀️
@@safiyyahsilvera9931 the reply said chris was 16, not nova.
"He's a chronic discord user" all you need to know really.
Age regression isn't the problem. The problem is talking to underage children and sharing explicit content with them
It most definitely is a problem. This “age regression” is a sexual fetish hidden by pastel colors and “binkys” there are entire websites of these people looking for “mommys” or “daddy’s” and sex toy sites themed for this “play” and to say this didn’t play a part in this kid being socially inept is a understatement
@@CleoButTranscope pedo
"Do your research" sounds like I'll be added to a list if I do, I'd rather not learn about you weirdos
Its possible that his is not age regression but instead ageplay. Age regression is a coping mechanism, ageplay is a kink
this is NOT age regression, this is agePLAY
He should’ve tried to make a music video with a ukulele to address the allegations. That would’ve worked better I think
Toxic gossip train🎶🎶🎻
"The only thing I have ever groomed is my two Persian cats"
“i’m not a groomer just a loser”
@@rose-2453the chorus kind of goes hard though lol
we need a gothic bad boy to put this man in his place
An of age, alive, human, consenting, cisgendered, non-related, Good smelling Gothic bad boy.
You rang?
@@kingcarplipsJfsgreat name btw
Donate to talk shit coming in nicely Cobes
how tf you put a picture in your comment
As someone who’s had the orange monster it does not smell or taste like orange juice but more like what someone would describe the taste of orange juice to someone that’s never had it
It smells like the shitty orange juice that isn't kept refrigerated because it's at least 70% synthetic preservatives.
It smells like cat pee and tastes like trash
It smell like if someone burped orange Fanta and chewable multivitamins in your face.
If you don’t have TikTok on your phone right now, you’re a literal fucking genius 🧠
Thank you, but I'm also quite stupid lol.
I've never once touched tiktok despite many of my friends trying to convince me to
Me either, but I feel stupider looking at this. I’m just at 4:53..
Aww thank you :)
I tried it once, but it was literally just videos of girls that looked way too young dancing way to provocatively so i deleted it
This kid is such a trip. Fueled by Monster Energy drinks and the power of Bible study.
A deadly and ruinous combination.
Church youth group gave him that energy, we wish it was the bible lol.
He does look like someone who treats a Skillet concert like it's Five Finger Death Punch or Godsmack.
Now, does he have the power of God and anime on their side? Because we'd have no chance if true 😂
@@Shalyn-ln9tu he's buddies with ohio the anime, if that counts lol.
So grateful social media wasn't around during my teenage years so the cringe isn't on my permanent record.
This is a caricature of what being terminally online and on the spectrum is. Its almost unbelievable. I feel bad for the people Nova vicariously represents. Being cringey and odd is fine but these people almost always fetishize something "non-conventional" which hurts the image of the people they represent when it inevitably comes out because they cant resist attention.
Being on the spectrum isn't bad, it's not anyone's fault. It only becomes an issue when people on the spectrum act like Nova without working on themselves and use being on the spectrum as an excuse. It's not a disability because people with autism are completely normal, but it's not an excuse to ask 14 year old girls for pics. Nova isn't a representation of being on the spectrum.
@@tw3akerhunterThank you . We don't claim him at all. I haven't watched this video yet, just reading about him, but I wonder why his guardians didn't monitor his behavior. A person who's symptoms are like this should have someone looking after them..
@@juzahyodo3706 I don't think they have a guardian unfortunately but I hope a family member or a mandated reporter hears about this and steps in. It's sad but they need a care giver, and some internet moderation. It's clearly not safe for them or anyone they interact with.
Chronically*** online
Being on the spectrum and having no idea how the internet works is an awful combination, as they will fall for one trap after another.
I'm so happy to see this, I've been getting Nova's "content" for over a year and it's crazy to watch a lolcow develop in real time and how people seemingly forget how he's a predator. Big fan of the Gothic bad boy arc he's entering.
He reminds me of my 19 year old self just a bit bigger than me tho
King Cobra x NovaOnline arc when
@bananajones4121 i support cobra in this conflict. As kobes isn't a pedo
@@KevSheehanisn't it weird how some lolcows seem familiar? It's spooky
I never heard of him until now..within 20s I immediately thought of Gothic bad boi in his beginning phase..
These videos are basically just proof of why we need to invest more in mental health services
Man tik tok really is a Chris Chan cloning device
That's what I'm saying lol
3:43
Lmao
I was never the popular kid in school, but I had literally nobody who didnt like me or made fun of me. Nobody asked to hang out or anything but everyone was just super chill when i was around.
Im glad i was never... This...
Ikr. I was the sad quiet nerd only child with braces and no close friends. I like D&D though I've never played it and always liked fantasy and Pokémon. I was lucky to not be that kid who stumbled across weird forums and become... this.
I was lucky too with the kids in my year, had kids in the year below being utter pests though, good thing I didn't retaliate , because I walked past them in a dark alleyway at night once and they all had golf clubs, luckily they didn't recognize me
I was friends with everyone. I had bullies too. More friends than bullies though. May of not felt good at the time but bullying improved me. Made me realize not everyone was nice and wanted to be friends. I accepted that and didn't let bullies bother me since then. Bullying is somewhat needed to a small degree. Not everyone is nice. Not everyone is going to be friends, not all personalities click. Just how it is. I may be the exception though in terms of bullying helping me later in life. Didn't realize it until I was 19. 28 now and my friends and I get together every few months and shit talk eachother and overall hang out. Talk about the old days and such. Sorry I sound like a old man saying that.
?????????
This poor kid. I believe that this kind of behavior is a consequence of not having a good father figure in his life.
Yeah....😮💨
The people I’ve known with those kinds of eyebrows and general face shape have been nothing but trouble. I had a female co-worker who looked like this weirdo and she was nothing but cringe. She even had the lisp and all. She never made friends and all she did was complain and lie about everyone. She was eventually fired.
A visual warning. Like those poison dart frogs
They also have a certain smell to em. Follows them around like a stank cloud
🫖
Its called phrenology
Fetal alcohol syndrome. Causes a weird face, and often a poor sense of right and wrong. Pamperchu has it too. Chris Chan possibly has FAS (his half brother says he does but it’s less certain because Cole isn’t a reliable narrator).
I watch Nova when I'm feeling bad. He really changed me for the better. Watching him made me realize that I never want to be like him ever.
How close were you?
This is what Bobby Hill would've turned into if Peggy was a single mom
I am cracking up bc true
Damn that just hit soo hard lol. I was just watching that as well and I can see that 100%
Hank is truly a saint for keeping him on the straight and narrow
I feel like I'm entitled to financial compensation for the sheer amount of second hand embarrassment contained in this video.
You are
If you have mesothelioma, the cost of your treatment may be covered. Whether you worked in the cringe industry or not.
I knew a kid like this and school, and believe me.. I can smell the cat piss and body sweat through the screen.
It’s like cobra and bowsers long lost love child
😂🤣👍
Jason Vorhees Saunders TWU
i like how nova calls tophia a fatass as if he isn’t as equally as big as her 😭😭😭😭
skill based matchmaking
enemies to lovers
friendly fire
The “I Stink….” Shirt is just next level 🤣🤣🤣
This guy is every character Jack Black has played wrapped in one
Including Bowser?
Not my “panda!” Dont you dare disgrace the kung fu panda! 🐼
NACHOOOOOOOOOOO LIBRE!
Except worse and with none of the charm
But Jack Black is charming and charismatic and handsome
I like that they show themselves training to fight their haters knowing damn well they would be killed on the spot if they actually do end up meeting
What a weird comment
i will always fear becoming someone like this person
90% of it is staying off social media.
Just don't groom minors and you'll be beyond golden.
If your self aware by saying this you are safe lol don't worry
This guy totally looks, sound and behaves like a real life South Park character.
You mean cartman?
@@BigBossultrastealth This guy deserves his own character. Probably he is the post puberty Elvin Cartman.
@@BigBossultrastealthsomehow, Cartman is less insufferable.
Bro looks like a Reddit/Discord moderator 💀💀
Nailed it!
He is a discord mod
@@OTSTreyVonn in my defense, I posted this before I ended up watching the video the whole way through
he looks like that married incel rob rantz in his younger days 💀
And he's oozing with feminine energy.. can't believe a church accepted him.
Kiwi, I like your voice for 2 reasons. 1. You've got this smooth, relaxing vibe goin' on, and 2. I can always hear you on the verge of laughter when you say silly shit 😂 its like i can hear the smile stretching across your face.
Crazy that his church kicked him out over accusations of impropriety with minors. You’d think he’d be admitted to the clergy with that résumé.
Nah, but he’d be a shoe in for public schools
@@bennygohome4576 I don’t get it?
@@eldenfindley186 look up teacher abuse statistics, and while you're at it, uncles
This was funny asfk
@@bennygohome4576of course the literal white supremacist doesn’t wanna talk about church abuse LMAO
Tbh I feel like he is a piece of shit but the people who take time out of their day to harass him and people like him are just as weird, they call people’s jobs, find out where they live, literally catalog these people’s everyday lives and I’m just supposed to think that the person they are going after is a cringe lord? I feel like if these terminally online people got some fresh air and some social skills then both sides would benefit a lot from it.
agreed
Exactly
it's a vicious cycle where both parties feed into it. two snakes eating themselves, a double ouroboros like a venn diagram.
@manboy4720 in the centre. Is we the internet museum goers and god
Agreed. People who harass people to a certain point can get got.
Just like the dude who made KingCobraJFS lose his job at Wendy’s.
"Meet Nova Online."
Please, do I have to?
How can you regress when you are only 19. That's just a refusal to grow up. Chris was kinda like that,but wouldn't want to call himself a baby.
It is 19? Seriously? How can his voice, baby fat and peach fuzz still be a thing? I've seen 14 year olds further into the end of puberty.
This adult got the shit end of the stick, instead of changing that? He doubled down on two 10s hoping for a Blackjack, then disappointed it just didn't work.
19 yrs old and here ya go...damn.
Dude wants to regress to a zygote
One of the only redeeming qualities about Chris is he did not have a diaper fetish
@@VentrexTheXVthAnd actually wanted his girls to be of legal age... and in Chris' case, maybe a little too old... and blood related... but still of legal age.
@@MutaScale not just of age the age kept getting higher as time went on he wanted a girl his own age
This guy gives a whole new meaning to "a face only a mother can love". 😂🤣
Hey it sounds like you've just never seen Darr Mann.
so did chris chan
@@hungryburger1170 we daren't speak it's name.
his own mother slapped the stork that delivered him
And yet she obviously didn't since her prenatal drinking is exactly what caused it in the first place.
I found this channel an hour ago and I'm hooked. CURSE YE-HA-ME- HA!
Same 😂😂
Disney’s Marketing for the MCU Nova series is very avant-garde
How to thrive on tiktok:
Step 1-DONT BE NOVA!!! DONT DO ANYTHING NOVA DID!!!
Step 2-Thats it, you're good to go from there.
THE BAR COULD NOT BE ANY LOWER!!!
Instructions unclear. Became World of T-shirts
@@CorpusCacus Looks like I'm gonna need some revisions to that comment there.
Daniel Larson?
Is nova below raxx? Larson?
@@CorpusCacusinstructions unclear, stepped on fish
I swear he HAS to be the offspring of foodiebeauty and peetz...
The people who bait him into doing weird things are just as weird as well- Discord and TikTok just rampant with degeneracy
12:45 THE SHIRT- 💀
🤣🤣 I’m weak
@@unknownzay6392 I ain’t even notice it at first 😭
@@Kel_444 same lol I’m just listening to the commentary.
I've been diving into this creepazoid for a while now glad you're covering him.
creepazoid
People gotta start saying creepazoid more
creepazoidal tendencies.
He definitely looks like he'd be named Gabriel
I knew a Gabriel who was kinda like him
I thought of 'Gage'
nah he looks like a kyle
Caleb 😂
Pubert
Bro got that the villager unibrow 💀
I used to act pretty much just like this kid, minus the whole love of younger blood. God, I'm cringing now, thanks Kiwi.
It's called growing up, and we are all happy for you. It seems like a miserable existence 😂
@@Shalyn-ln9tuI was gonna say that's called growing up. This dude seems to be regressing!
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We all have a cringy era, so don’t worry! What’s important is growing and improving each day ^^ You’re doing awesome 🎉
Wtf is wrong with you? Just because you cringe at your past self now, it doesnt excuse behaving like this dude. So you were in to all that weird baby stuff? Because if so, that's absolutely inexcusable. Weve all done stuff in the past that we cringe at but that's beyond being acceptable. That one thing makes all my cringey things seem like absolutely nothing. Glad you're not still acting like a freak
Yeah you damn right everyone has it! ~ 💯👌🏼
What made it different which one of us that actually God Cursed Cringing that left forever deep botched scarred into your mind, mental and soul!
Oh Goodness 🤦🏻♂️May God prevent me anymore cringe scene cringe moment in future because....I don’t know If can take it! What I had in the past put me into heavy sцiсidдl !
He clearly has a lot of mental issues, in a way I kind of feel bad but the predator thing takes it too far. He should be admitted into a mental facility, this is his application
Predators are mostly made from an experience of SA at a young age. It doesn't excuse his actions, but at least this behaviour has an explanation
8:55 full Cartman mode
4:03 the "I STINK" shirt with the rainbow pink pastel mic had me dead.🤣🤣🤣🤣
I want to say something at 5:00. I want to remind people that age regression is a coping mechanism for anyone that didn’t have the childhood they’ve wanted, trauma either destroying it or something else. (This is based off of previous comments I’ve seen on other videos, channels, and just overall topics. I am not a age regressor myself, so I wouldn’t know much on this topic. Just stating what’ve I’ve learned from other people.) and Nova could just have been coping with trauma, does this accuse any behavior? No. It doesn’t. Though I felt as to share this, Nova could just be coping.
short: age regressing is a coping mechanism, nova could just be coping.
Edit: Nova is weird, not excusing anything. Just sharing information that could be reason why they’re acting the way they are, but in no shape or form the things they do isn’t weird. They’re treating agere as if it’s a fetish, or kink thing, when it isn’t whatsoever and should never been seen as one. As stated before I’m not a agere myself, and I am still learning about the subject myself but I can think I can speak with many others whom have said the same stuff already: Nova is a creep using age regression as an excuse.
anywho, yap session over
Don't make excuses for this groomer
@@Luisruiz-bm5ie I am NOT excusing anything this dude did, just sharing something I thought I’d share. I am not defending them, neither excusing there actions, never said I did, never tried too.
i get what you’re trying to say but it’s definitely creepy if you’re getting real children involved
if it's in their personal life and it doesn't affect anyone else, then sure.
it starts to involve other people, especially unwilling people, then that's a problem.
No this age regression thing has TONS of rooted sexual pretenses and linked to several sexual fetishes. There are entire websites of these people looking for “mommys” or “daddy’s”. They show you all the binkys and blankets but not the sex toys and adult sized children’s clothing they have that are similarly themed or designed for this “play”.
Dude lost all legitimacy with his rating of foods when his high bar is dr pepper.
If you’re gonna judge a soda at least just it from a can or bottle. Not some watered down fountain drink.
@@ChillHillsUnless it's a McDick's Cock-a-Cola ofc
@@ChillHillsfacts and on that matter glass is just better then plastic
@@HitRockBoglimMcDick's is astronomical 💀
@@One.Who.Knocks. Barry knows what's good y'all and he LOVES an ice cold Cock-a-Cola amirite B man?
We live in a time and age where oversized, surgically enhanced butts, stupid robotic dancing, eating food on camera and proceeding to describe how said food tastes, exploiting your own children and family for subs, throwing manic, explosive tantrums, and pretending to be an NPC for bundles of emoji flowers and hearts equates to celebrity status. That asteroid can't come quick enough.
Giant Meteor 2024 has my vote
Smh, and nobody thinks about each other.
@@MADmosche spaghetti monster has much more egalitarian policies, spaghetti monster 2024.
we're all victims.
I stream and post gaming content. I might talk about food briefly if I have food/drink on camera. I don’t make whole videos dedicated to it. It’s ridiculous that people can become famous for pretending to be NPCs on camera. At least gaming requires some personality and talent.
Can we talk about the link between autism and overexposure to the internet turning people into absolute criminal weirdos?
How is it that this is EXACTLY what I have in mind when I picture a Reddit mod?
5:47 Bearing witness to the subsequent 90 seconds of aural sadism and secondhand cringe… oh sweet mother of mercy, save us from this hell 😭
All the while the metaphysical accordion of my soul was being not only squeezed inexorably down further and further, but at the last it reverse big-banged itself into an infinitely dense point of pure cringe
💀
Have you tried writing a novel?
These folk are clearly mentally ill and left unchecked. Therefore, documentation such as this is much appreciated.
He’s 19 and still doesn’t sound like he hasn’t hit puberty!?
I'm thinking he either has fucked up T levels or that he was a she at one point. Leaning more towards the former but the latter seems very possible
You mean puberty?
@@jemefousdupasse thanks! Sorry, my spelling check.
You mean perburty?
Poobeerty
15:08 as a Portuguese person, im disappointed he had to wrap up in our flag to talk shit lol 😂
We used to keep ppl like this hidden in the fringes of society... but social media fucked that up.
I love how nova similar to Chris thinks that if he ever got in a fight with the trolls in real life they would just stand there and let them beat them
Glad to see you doing Nova, i've been following his antics for the past year or so and it just gets crazier every month.
Even pre-social media we had kids like this.
Scary to think what they are doing now…
Big ups kiwi For putting yourself through these videos just to entertain us
Why are these people always focused on the wrong kind of grooming 💀
Lmao, Kiwi, the Underflow recommendation aged poorly. I got a chuckle out of that.
This kinda makes me sad. He's obviously not mentally well and people are pushing him to his limit. Not defending his actions at all but the whole situation is just kinda sad
Only 19? Jesus…. Chris was like this too but even at that level he does even he wouldn’t go this this low. And that’s putting in nicely.
You know Chris forced intercourse on his dementia ridden mother and is going to prison for a long time, right? So he’s lower than low. Put this lolcow there with him but he ain’t lower.
Kiwi; I can't recommend Underflow enough.
Me; I'm already six light-years ahead of you.
When this guy starts screaming, he's the best unintentional Eric Cartman impersonator around.
It’s just as weird to me to follow these people so closely. To each their own, but this entire scene is regarded.
"He is terminally on discord, spending hours per day..." *gulp*
a friend of mine claimed to saw him at a local store (he didn't know about him being a tiktok user) throwing a big ass tantrum because there wasn't any monster energy left. lmao.
heart attack in a can. i don't drink monster energy, it's so unhealthy and inorganic!
i use cocaine, like a respectable person.
7/10
Nova looks like Buzz from home alone and Jack Blacks love child
OMG yes! Bahahaha
i can definitely see the jack black haha
Strong reference
My cousin was born paralyzed but they stood up for the first time to turn off Nova Online’s video
He unironically invoked Dhar Mann. 😂
This kid is a prime example of raised by a phone with no parent interaction.
Well that's what happens when Chris Chan,Cyrax,and The White Bowser had a baby
Speaking of Cyraxx...did you hear he got arrested?
@@steveulinski98shit it's about time
Was gonna say a three way fusion.
The toddler thing actually makes total sense. I would bet anything that as far back as he can remember hes been ridiculed by his peers and probably never had a good day in school
I legit feel bad for this guy.
Well said.
Maybe I'm crazy, but I trust their opinion about chicken wings. The other stuff I could live without.
As someone who never had a tiktok account (nor twitter, nor IG, nor any of that sht) and only watches tik toks from meme youtube channels, I am equally amazed and disgusted by this sad society. I think that these degenerate sociopaths have always existed, but what is sad, is the fact that with the internet, they have got actual fans.
Couldn't agree more with you.... Super sad state of affairs out there in this world. Scary ass thought how it's gonna be with all these 'influencers' and just downright delusional bozos even by 2030 🤔😔
W
Stay frosty dude, lots of volatile weirdos flying around these parts lately
@@umbriel706 You ain't lying... They're all over. 🙄 Stay safe as well broski 👍
saw this kid all over the place, never realized he was a pred
I thought we ran out of lolcows but TikTok brought us a lot of them
dr. pepper to Noah is like Pepsi to wingsofredemption
it’s so funny how they talk about each other like they’re not the same person 💀