I Simulated a US State BATTLE ROYALE

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  • Опубликовано: 31 окт 2024

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  • @GeoFacts
    @GeoFacts  Год назад +1309

    I hope ya'll are enjoying the new longer content! Let me know what battle royale I should do next down below.

    • @weebmatic
      @weebmatic Год назад +14

      Ofcourse we are this shi is fire

    • @Wario_Guy
      @Wario_Guy Год назад +38

      Maybe one of Europe. There are tons of European countries and if you include all of the semi-countries (Like Scotland and Catalonia, the ones striving for independence) then you got a long video, and everyone likes your full content so length doesn’t really matter.
      Side note: Also would love if you redrew European borders and added countries they’re a little complicated, they should manifest their destiny. Can’t imagine living in a country which didn’t kick natives out
      Side side note: Depending on the states size compared to the state it’s facing should affect the chances of victory.

    • @randomcommenter2504
      @randomcommenter2504 Год назад +9

      Maybe add an alliance system?

    • @ltzfrog
      @ltzfrog Год назад +2

      KEEP MAKING IT

    • @Kiwi_GTAG
      @Kiwi_GTAG Год назад +2

      Norwegian battle royale?!?!?!?!

  • @Gic424_YT
    @Gic424_YT Год назад +1600

    “It’s all Ohio?”
    “Always has been”

  • @maxnash8450
    @maxnash8450 Год назад +1538

    Gotta love how Delaware went from doing nothing to controlling half of the country to being conquered by Alabama out of nowhere.

  • @MMACHC
    @MMACHC Год назад +523

    52. New Mexico
    51. Maine
    50. Wyoming
    49. Iowa
    48. Michigan
    47. New Hampshire
    46. Louisiana
    45. West Virginia
    44. Kansas
    43. Mississippi
    *New Mexico Rebels*
    43. Illinois
    42. Pennsylvania
    41. North Dakota
    40. Georgia
    39. North Carolina
    38. Nevada
    *West Virginia Rebels*
    38. New York
    37. Texas
    36. Puerto Rico
    35. Virginia
    34. Missouri
    33. Maryland
    *Pennsylvania Rebels*
    33. Oklahoma
    32. California
    31. Washington
    30. Connecticut
    29. South Carolina
    28. Montana
    27. Alaska
    26. New Mexico
    25. Minnesota
    *Mississippi Rebels*
    25. West Virginia
    24. Wisconsin
    23. Indiana
    22. Rhode Island
    21. Mississippi
    20. Oregon
    19. Idaho
    *Oregon Rebels*
    19. Ohio
    18. Nebraska
    17. New Jersey
    16. Kentucky
    15. Tennessee
    14. Arkansas
    13. Colorado
    *Ohio Rebels*
    13. Washington D.C
    12. Oregon
    11. Utah
    10. Arizona
    9. Hawaii
    8. Florida
    7. Delaware
    *Alaska Rebels*
    7. Massachusetts
    6. Alabama
    5. Pennsylvania
    4. South Dakota
    3. Alaska
    2. Vermont
    1. Ohio

    • @shilablue2345
      @shilablue2345 Год назад +15

      This was very much needed. Thank you

    • @Funnynick
      @Funnynick Год назад

      why the fuck did you spoil the entire thing

    • @odanobunagafan4964
      @odanobunagafan4964 Год назад +19

      It is quite sad that Wyoming was the third out, we can all agree that it was the most deserving of a victory.

    • @NinjaBray
      @NinjaBray Год назад +18

      Wyoming was number 50 alphabetically, number 50 in terms of population, and came in 50th place for this video. Beautiful.

    • @yoboylarry
      @yoboylarry Год назад +5

      no one asked

  • @YourLocalFloridian
    @YourLocalFloridian 4 месяца назад +29

    "New Jersey is like an cockroach."
    Florida over here, casually chilling and destroying anything in its way, until Delaware come's along.

  • @ethancheng6734
    @ethancheng6734 Год назад +667

    18:17 “Imagine being neutral”
    I did my own US State battle royale (states cannot come back after they are out) and it was down to the final two, Kentucky and some other state that I don’t remember (I did this a long time ago). Kentucky was completely neutral for the entire game up to this point while the other state owned the rest of the US. I spun the wheel and Kentucky won. *Imagine being neutral for the whole game and then taking the entire US* .

    • @generaldustbin
      @generaldustbin Год назад +11

      This happened to me too!

    • @mackycabangon8945
      @mackycabangon8945 Год назад +10

      tf can Kentucky be the one neutral state of all of them? they have tons of neighbors, they must have been lucky

    • @jasonnelson9141
      @jasonnelson9141 Год назад +7

      I don't like how that works. There should be a wheel determining how much a state is taking from another, and bigger states should be more likely to win.

    • @ethancheng6734
      @ethancheng6734 Год назад

      @@jasonnelson9141 I understand that this game is a bit unfair, but it would be difficult to implement.

    • @yourtoaster123
      @yourtoaster123 Год назад

      In mine Vermont won this was almost the same

  • @ScottishMeetBall
    @ScottishMeetBall Год назад +1213

    REALLY should have added a "stalemate" option on the combat wheel.

    • @denvil6489
      @denvil6489 Год назад +68

      Why, that would just prolong the battle royale

    • @lochlanbell3883
      @lochlanbell3883 Год назад +74

      I’m In The Middle Of Not Liking The Idea And Liking It

    • @haigiabaonguyen9299
      @haigiabaonguyen9299 Год назад +31

      Bro really want the battle royale to last longer then Bollywood's film

    • @bethesdagamer7971
      @bethesdagamer7971 Год назад +16

      That would add another 30 minutes to the video

    • @Ironica82
      @Ironica82 Год назад +11

      Maybe remove the annex option for the stalemate option. That way, there is a chance for ties but no state would be added back (that could keep the length of the video).

  • @mistertwister2000
    @mistertwister2000 Год назад +722

    Honestly the fact that we stayed neutral the whole game only to IMMEDIATELY lose our first attack is pretty apt

  • @wallrider4194
    @wallrider4194 3 месяца назад +42

    15:00 Pennsylvania went like: OHIO IS A DEAD MEME!
    18:30 Ohio went Like: NO IT ISNT A DEAD MEME YOU ARE A DEAD MEME PENNY!

  • @Wario_Guy
    @Wario_Guy Год назад +2364

    Who else loves full length Geo Facts?
    Edit: If you agree, please do not comment. I don’t care. I’m getting notifs one year later about this like farm of a comment.

  • @Anasie.
    @Anasie. Год назад +922

    As an Ohioan, this video was an emotional roller coaster, I don't even like Ohio, yet I am very competitive, of course I wanted Ohio to win, yet I knew the odds were so low, once Ohio was defeated I thought it was over, however the plot twist of our redemption gave me hope. I was on the edge of my seat when I found out Ohio made it to the final 5, and I had the most flabbergasted, excited, and disbelieving expression on my face once we won. OHIO FOR THE WIN

  • @branstorm
    @branstorm Год назад +716

    wow, ohio really tooked the “wait, it’s all ohio?” meme seriously

  • @AmyRose0664
    @AmyRose0664 8 месяцев назад +84

    1:57 NH, I visited you so many times and you do THIS to my state?!
    2:03 Let that be a lesson to you, NH!
    2:05 Very good! We did own Maine!
    22:20 I swear, if my state loses to Alabama...
    22:22 *Internal screaming*

    • @PufferfishzO
      @PufferfishzO 7 месяцев назад +8

      We Massachusetts people deserved better 😭

    • @JosiePosie-yr9op
      @JosiePosie-yr9op 7 месяцев назад +1

      We got sick of the cousins joke 💃🐀🦅 come down south and you’ll be beat by 20 rednecks for saying it

    • @Zeroish890
      @Zeroish890 6 месяцев назад +1

      Bro I'm always mad when Indiana loses cause I'm from Indiana

    • @railzfeverz
      @railzfeverz 5 месяцев назад +2

      14:16 All I know is *potatoes*

    • @Lalalala246mgssfhgffdd
      @Lalalala246mgssfhgffdd 4 месяца назад +1

      Hey Massachusetts is my state

  • @katiekatzman248
    @katiekatzman248 Год назад +695

    As an Ohioan, I'm used to my state doing pretty badly in these types of videos for whatever reason so I was ECSTATIC when Ohio actually won! That aside, this was really entertaining to watch and the border gore was hilarious. I love seeing these type of videos from you!
    Edit: If you don't want to be spoiled maybe watch the video before going to the comments next time

  • @ARandomDonut
    @ARandomDonut Год назад +200

    I would love to see a more complex version of this with counties and stalemates and stuff. Idk what the exact details would be.

    • @Oscar-im2xi
      @Oscar-im2xi Год назад +5

      Ive done a european version where each country starts with 100,000 strength and each round two random countries are chosen, then two random numbers are chosen from 0 to their strength. The winner is the country with the highest number chosen and both countrys strengths are subtracted by the smallest number. Every round all countries strengths are multiplied by 1% until it reaches 100,000. It's very involved without some coding but it's pretty interesting

    • @ARandomDonut
      @ARandomDonut Год назад

      @@Oscar-im2xi oh that’s a good idea I could tweak that to do one myself for fun. Strength would be based on the number of counties the state controls

    • @Shotgun-Cat
      @Shotgun-Cat Год назад +1

      what i was thinking was every country starts with 1 strength and when ever it got a new country it got the strength went up by one

    • @ARandomDonut
      @ARandomDonut Год назад +1

      I just finished a sim where I had 4 random # generators and used them to simulate the US states BR with counties. I did it manually so it took literally 8 hours, but Wisconsin won. A state's strength is based on the number of counties it has, so I roll once for which state is chosen, once to choose an opponent from bordering states, once to see who wins based on strength, and once to determine how much they won by (how many counties they will take over).

    • @h4tch3tt74
      @h4tch3tt74 Год назад +1

      Sounds like American Risk

  • @taraj3884
    @taraj3884 7 месяцев назад +4

    "In this war, it's ANNEX or BE ANNEXED."

  • @I_ExistIG
    @I_ExistIG Год назад +134

    I can’t be the only one who saw Texas make the first attack against New Mexico and thought “Yea that sounds right”

    • @Moondog3322
      @Moondog3322 8 месяцев назад

      Being from Texas we'd only use our women folk to take in New Mexico. In all reality Texas would dominate the country

    • @EnergeticSpark63
      @EnergeticSpark63 5 месяцев назад +2

      hey

  • @insomniacnerd5592
    @insomniacnerd5592 Год назад +286

    The only complaint I have is each fight having a 50/50 chance, when it can be, like, a combined 10 states vs 1.
    The more states you have, the better odds you should have. Makes upsets more exciting, I’d feel.

    • @Tr3yWill
      @Tr3yWill Год назад +31

      I was going to say something like this, but % chance for total land mass. That way there are favorites and potential for upsets from the start.

    • @zeusdarkgod7727
      @zeusdarkgod7727 Год назад +10

      Not to mention some states should have a decreased odds of winning based on the terrain, or atleast add to percentage of likelihood of a comeback.

    • @Purriah
      @Purriah Год назад +21

      yeah it was just completely random. a series of coin flips. attacking state should get a bonus, higher population should get a bonus as well.

    • @RandallJamesPeterson
      @RandallJamesPeterson Год назад +6

      Use the same rules as Risk. Assign the number of troops to each state based on Electoral College Votes.

    • @majormushu
      @majormushu Год назад +2

      ​@RandallJamesPeterson I was actually kinda thinking about that. If you want to go crazy with it do it based on representatives (more accurate than electoral college), factor in crime statistics (more crime means lower state cohesion, aka more likely to have defectors), terrain (disadvantage to attacking state vs wildly different terrain), maybe even gun ownership and military presence. It would be an interesting concept but a lot of work.

  • @deltafire2k594
    @deltafire2k594 Год назад +175

    This was fascinating! However, if such a thing were to happen again, shouldn't the win/lose ratio be adjusted according to the number of states under control to simulate greater/lesser resources?

    • @dexterity494
      @dexterity494 Год назад +42

      @yellobloxer4627 well... yeah. That's what war is. Making it unfair in your advantage.

    • @ShadowPheonix
      @ShadowPheonix Год назад +2

      Like Indianas loose knife laws?

    • @deadchannelseriouslyitsdea9776
      @deadchannelseriouslyitsdea9776 Год назад +4

      @@dexterity494you’re fun at parties aint ya

    • @Purriah
      @Purriah Год назад

      whats unfair is a state which controlls half the country being able to lose to one small state because its a coin flip @yellobloxer4627

    • @morezombies9685
      @morezombies9685 Год назад +2

      @yellobloxer4627 Any of the states with military would have a giant advantage over the farmers of idaho.

  • @Drakrau_TheDerg
    @Drakrau_TheDerg 7 месяцев назад +5

    As a former Arizona resident, I approve of my birth state getting Las Vegas back. 😂😏

  • @zymapping4277
    @zymapping4277 Год назад +91

    The Meme State actually proved itself that the USA is ALL OHIO

    • @ToledoRailfan
      @ToledoRailfan Год назад +2

      Ohio is not a meme state

    • @hugar3499
      @hugar3499 Год назад +7

      @@ToledoRailfan Bro did you see the Only In Ohio memes? Even before that there was the it's all Ohio meme.

    • @ToledoRailfan
      @ToledoRailfan Год назад +1

      @@hugar3499 yeah and none of the memes are funny.

    • @hugar3499
      @hugar3499 Год назад +5

      @@ToledoRailfan It doesn't matter if you find the memes funny, Ohio still became a meme state.

    • @ToledoRailfan
      @ToledoRailfan Год назад

      @@hugar3499 but none of the memes are funny. If all of the memes are out Ohio are fake then it is not a meme state

  • @Robsattheskatepark
    @Robsattheskatepark Год назад +86

    Being from Ohio I can confirm that this is how it would actually happen.
    By far one of the most entertaining videos I’ve seen in a while. Thanks 😂

    • @Sasru367
      @Sasru367 4 дня назад

      Same lol😂😂😂

  • @SixLNii
    @SixLNii Год назад +29

    I'm so glad the Battle Royale concept was brought back. This was entertaining as hell to watch.

  • @Tennesseeball
    @Tennesseeball 5 месяцев назад +34

    I like how Tennessee was just chilling for 2/3's of the video while drinking their whiskey and watching the movie until they became part of the movie.

    • @Xr4yD3lt4
      @Xr4yD3lt4 5 месяцев назад +1

      I’m like wait I’m apart of this okay

    • @Axizz1
      @Axizz1 4 месяца назад +3

      as a Tennessean who fought in this war i can confirm

    • @Xr4yD3lt4
      @Xr4yD3lt4 4 месяца назад +2

      @@Axizz1 same

  • @unbattedgibbon7917
    @unbattedgibbon7917 Год назад +61

    It’s funny how Ohio just made such a comeback and won. I’m from Ohio by the way.

  • @PeytonCommonW
    @PeytonCommonW Год назад +57

    as an Ohioan, i'm glad we finally got some appreciation💀💀

    • @XytroniteGaming
      @XytroniteGaming Год назад +4

      We had appreciation before. Remember 2020?

    • @mrgoo7509
      @mrgoo7509 Год назад +3

      finally?

    • @lynntaylor9681
      @lynntaylor9681 Год назад +6

      As a Midwesterner who lives in Wisconsin, I'm glad your state won.
      I was cheering for Ohio at the end.

    • @hugar3499
      @hugar3499 Год назад +8

      I mean our state did become a meme. But it was cool we won.

  • @Ace-Of-Luck
    @Ace-Of-Luck Год назад +71

    YES! FINALLY! WE ACTUALLY WON SOMETHING!
    Seriously this made me so happy, seeing Ohio get eliminated and then just deciding "Fuck you, i ain't done yet" and kicking ass in the end was the best thing ever

    • @TremendousTristen
      @TremendousTristen Год назад

      Indiana ain’t won anything
      Man I was born in Ohio but I LIVE in Indiana so Fuck my Birth State man
      INDIANA DESERVED BETTER THAN TO LOSE

    • @brent829
      @brent829 Год назад +1

      If only the Wright Brothers had stayed put huh?
      Greetings from NC 😉

    • @nicholasdale2712
      @nicholasdale2712 10 месяцев назад +1

      IKR AS A OHIOIAN I WAS SO SAD THAT OHIO DIED BY PENNSYLVANIA WHEN I SAW OHIO GET REVIVED AND DISTORY DC I KNEW THERE WAS A CHANCE

    • @steveb7429
      @steveb7429 9 месяцев назад +1

      Well NC needs something to be famous for besides cigarettes 😜

    • @scrubasarus2192
      @scrubasarus2192 8 месяцев назад +1

      I'd like this comment but I don't want to be the guy that moves the needle on the 69 likes.
      O-H!

  • @boi7316
    @boi7316 9 месяцев назад +4

    "All Ohioans, stand up for our national anthem."
    **Swag like Ohio plays in the loudspeakers**

  • @Infinivoid
    @Infinivoid Год назад +6

    Keep it up man! 💯

    • @Bruh___452
      @Bruh___452 Год назад +2

      No pressure but when are you uploading again

  • @Thebestuserever
    @Thebestuserever Год назад +68

    As an Ohioan I see this as an absolute win.

    • @whatssofunny4103
      @whatssofunny4103 Год назад +1

      Same 👌

    • @nicholasszabo5954
      @nicholasszabo5954 Год назад +2

      As a Vermonter, you have a new enemy

    • @McNoob5477
      @McNoob5477 Год назад

      @@nicholasszabo5954 as an Ohioan you should shove it.

    • @RockSmithStudio
      @RockSmithStudio Год назад

      No wonder the whole nation is now opium addicts

    • @Thebestuserever
      @Thebestuserever Год назад

      @@McNoob5477 Hey, no hate for the Vermont Republic allowed in my reply section.

  • @sonicsora22
    @sonicsora22 Год назад +29

    As an Ohioan, I’m proud we made the comeback of the century!

    • @eleazarparadise626
      @eleazarparadise626 Год назад +2

      Only in Ohio and ya know as they say down in Ohio swag like ohio

    • @Claytainment16
      @Claytainment16 10 месяцев назад

      ​@@eleazarparadise626unfunny

    • @CASH-THE-NERD
      @CASH-THE-NERD 4 месяца назад +1

      Alabama had a good one too, didn’t do a single for the entire game then took out 2 of the most powerful in 2-3 turns

  • @hbrogamers494
    @hbrogamers494 10 месяцев назад +3

    As a Hoosier, I can confirm I don’t know what the fuck a Hoosier is

  • @Moxious
    @Moxious Год назад +37

    Great video!
    I think it would be interesting to have the win/lose wheel divided based on the number of states each of the two contenders contains. So, the more that a state grows, the more likely it is to win, which makes upsets have that much more weight when they happen.

  • @CutePoliwag1
    @CutePoliwag1 Год назад +39

    These full length videos are getting better and better! Please post more of them 😁

  • @BCS_8
    @BCS_8 Год назад +12

    I love these longer videos by you, hope you continue with this format

  • @F1Fueled
    @F1Fueled 7 месяцев назад +3

    Thank you for adding Puerto Rico! Usually, nobody adds them ❤

  • @SlothOfTruth
    @SlothOfTruth Год назад +4

    "So it's gambling versus the surface of the sun"
    Got me rolling 🤣

  • @Viennery
    @Viennery Год назад +8

    This was fun. Can you do it again but include all of North America?
    This means all the Canadian provinces, states of Mexico, Caribbean islands, Greenland(Denmark), and Guatemala to Panama.
    NORTH AMERICAN BATTLE ROYAL!

  • @axelfulet5524
    @axelfulet5524 11 месяцев назад +7

    I hope you get more people on a team or something because I LOVE THESE VIDEOS.

  • @CarlosSantos-xg7kh
    @CarlosSantos-xg7kh 9 месяцев назад +23

    That’s a lot of neighbors to attack😂 0:49

  • @christinamae1902
    @christinamae1902 Год назад +21

    I’ve never watched a video where my state won!! I was rooting for Ohio like I was watching a football game! Thank you for this.

    • @michaels.3709
      @michaels.3709 Год назад +2

      Same! Had to come to the comments to share my excitement!

  • @mossyproductions7451
    @mossyproductions7451 Год назад +33

    What’s more bizarre? Ohio winning this battle or Israel winning 2 GeoFacts battle royals

    • @michamumot2668
      @michamumot2668 Год назад +9

      Peru conquering South America 3 times
      In American Battle Royale,World War Battle Royale and World War II Battle Royale

  • @Vaticiangovofficial1130
    @Vaticiangovofficial1130 Год назад +33

    Hoosier is a term from the 18th century (frontier era) where Indiana's Great valleys and hills when you spoke into them and said, "who's here?" some guy heard "Hoosier" so that is now the term. You should definitely do some research on Indiana's history I live in Vincennes Indiana the oldest city and in the 18th and early 19th century Indiana owned Indiana, Ohio, Wisconsin, Michigan, And a part of Minnesota. It was called the Northwest Territory/Ordinance. It's pretty cool. Also Indiana is i think the 2nd largest Potatoe producer in the US

    • @ohioanempire
      @ohioanempire Год назад +3

      Ohio was in charge of the Northwest Territories

    • @Vaticiangovofficial1130
      @Vaticiangovofficial1130 Год назад

      @@ohioanempire no it wasnt

    • @Vaticiangovofficial1130
      @Vaticiangovofficial1130 Год назад

      @@ohioanempire Vincennes Indiana was the capitol

    • @Vaticiangovofficial1130
      @Vaticiangovofficial1130 Год назад

      @@ohioanempire I live in Vincennes and i know my history

    • @ohioanempire
      @ohioanempire Год назад

      @@Vaticiangovofficial1130 Marietta, Ohio was the Capital from 1788 to 1799 while Chillicothe, Ohio was the Capital from 1799 to 1803. Look it up.

  • @brandondeplanche8274
    @brandondeplanche8274 9 месяцев назад +2

    astronaut: Wait it's all Ohio
    Other Astronaut: always has been
    **Gunshot sound**

  • @mlgcat57
    @mlgcat57 Год назад +5

    these full videos are AWESOME!! keep it up Geo Facts!!

  • @smbsuperfan271
    @smbsuperfan271 Год назад +10

    24:04 Idk why but the mental image of Bernie Sanders leading an army against Ohio made my day

  • @sethanimates9203
    @sethanimates9203 Год назад +9

    Who remembers Long Kansas?

  • @eliottboy2016
    @eliottboy2016 Месяц назад +3

    17:16 colardo didn’t have to do anything the whole game 😂

  • @vblackout---3365
    @vblackout---3365 Год назад +5

    Good concept. I want to see a more detailed one though! Like take into account the population, education, strength, resources, etc. that would be one interesting video!

  • @8-bitfox716
    @8-bitfox716 Год назад +8

    23:50 what happened:
    Alaska: Vermont is too big.
    Ohio: looking at how this went. it's never too big.
    Alaska: Unification Treaty to stand up to Vermont?
    Ohio: **Y E S**

  • @baagle8760
    @baagle8760 Год назад +5

    As a Utahn I bursed out laughing when he said I don’t trust the Morman’s 😂

  • @089parasol
    @089parasol 10 месяцев назад +1

    16:34 “Those 11 herbs and spices aren’t what we think they are” got me dying

  • @elitettelbach4247
    @elitettelbach4247 Год назад +15

    This was really fun! Some disgusting border gore and surprise upsets! Non-contiguous NJ was a personal favorite of mine.

  • @dlognave
    @dlognave Год назад +37

    You know, Ohio is just going to invade everyone eventually so we might as well make it happen as soon as possible.

    • @ToledoRailfan
      @ToledoRailfan Год назад +4

      No because Ohio memes are terrible

    • @readyrobloxplayer1983
      @readyrobloxplayer1983 Год назад +3

      @@ToledoRailfanWaaaaa 😭😭👶

    • @ToledoRailfan
      @ToledoRailfan Год назад +2

      @@readyrobloxplayer1983I'm not joking Ohio memes are terrible

    • @readyrobloxplayer1983
      @readyrobloxplayer1983 Год назад +3

      @@ToledoRailfan there’s honestly no memes in this video about Ohio. It was literally RNG

    • @ToledoRailfan
      @ToledoRailfan Год назад +1

      @@readyrobloxplayer1983I am saying this to anyone who think ohio memes are funny

  • @VonSnootingham
    @VonSnootingham Год назад +7

    As an Ohioan, I was on the edge of my seat for the entire last third of this video

  • @kizi774
    @kizi774 6 месяцев назад +2

    Now Americans can't make fun of Ohio
    "Only in Ohio!"
    "Remember? Now everywhere is Ohio. We're not too far until they try and seek world domination..."

  • @EpikGuy1
    @EpikGuy1 Год назад +5

    Peurto Rico was the funniest part of the entire video

  • @rollen1official
    @rollen1official Год назад +7

    22:30 As a person who lives in Alabama, I can confirm we do wake up and choose violence.

    • @CASH-THE-NERD
      @CASH-THE-NERD 4 месяца назад

      I’m not surprised we kicked some but, we got rednecks who can create the most devastating mass genocidle weapons imaginable.

    • @lindseyadams4543
      @lindseyadams4543 Месяц назад +1

      Same i live here to

  • @owenmcfetridge1844
    @owenmcfetridge1844 Год назад +25

    As an Ohioan, I was cheering like crazy. I Love this!

    • @Rose-hh1zy
      @Rose-hh1zy Год назад +1

      Hey, next it’s Ohio against the world!

  • @8bitgaming913
    @8bitgaming913 5 месяцев назад +2

    Every state: has a cool flag
    New Jersey: blank

  • @eyalinbar4845
    @eyalinbar4845 Год назад +10

    Hearing geoguess laugh is kinda irritating and i love it

  • @yugiboi209
    @yugiboi209 Год назад +5

    also in that one boarder between NM,UT,AZ,and CO there is one specific spot where jurisdiction is so mixed up that if someone does a crime they could potentially get away just because there would be so much confusion on who has to deal with the crime.

  • @inugirl1216
    @inugirl1216 Год назад +12

    So, I've been hooting and hollering this whole video. I about cried when we were conquered, and then were were back! And then we just took over. My mom downstairs probably thinks I'm nuts XD
    Needless to say; Welcome to Ohio, everyone. I hope you enjoy your permanent stay.

  • @ramennoodlestastenice
    @ramennoodlestastenice 7 месяцев назад +1

    ppl who peel their nuclear bombs before eating
    👇

  • @robs5688
    @robs5688 Год назад +7

    Funny, clever and impossible to stop watching.

  • @starsINSPACE
    @starsINSPACE Год назад +7

    I don't know how to feel about this as an Ohioan 😂

  • @westoonc
    @westoonc Год назад +6

    I love that he is doing longer vids and is more energetic in them

  • @Cabin7_Avenger
    @Cabin7_Avenger 7 месяцев назад +1

    As a Floridian, When Florida Man comes out riding an Alligator with a shot gun and a beer in his hand, something is bound to happen

  • @beans00001
    @beans00001 Год назад +6

    Maybe you should add another “win” option for every annexed state, maybe it would make battles just a little more realistic

  • @LeviCPC25
    @LeviCPC25 Год назад +7

    0:49 I did not expect Maine to battle New Hampshire. I thought they'd battle New Hampshire.

  • @Dodger24
    @Dodger24 Год назад +5

    This was great. However I believe the way the Win/Lose split on the wheel should've been based on population instead of pure 50/50 chance. And rebellions should've been selected at a true random chance of 1/50 by the main wheel landing back on that state and then a 50/50 chance at succeeding at the rebellion

  • @Angela-yg9vb
    @Angela-yg9vb 10 дней назад

    Indiana: 😀
    Ohio: *mewing*
    Indiana: PLEEEAAASSE. FOR THE LOVE OF GOD. *BLYAAAAAAAT*

  • @jethrojeanabad1138
    @jethrojeanabad1138 9 месяцев назад +4

    2:27 The rise of the civils the 2nd civil war😂

  • @thunderblade9251
    @thunderblade9251 Год назад +5

    Im happy that the state that is constantly hotter than the sun actually made it pretty far

  • @joshuagarvey6187
    @joshuagarvey6187 Год назад +13

    I think this would be even more cool/interesting if you played a bit more with the chances rather than making everything even.
    Like, if you stick with the wheels, maybe attacking states have more like a 60:40 chance of winning, so the odds are in the attacking state's favor (surprise attacks!) but still gives the attacked one a chance.
    You could also have it so that no matter what the state of the borders are, you are always rolling 52 slots by replacing a defeated state with the state that was victorious. It may let them attack but also force them to be attacked more.
    If you want to get really interesting and in-depth with it, you could do something involving state size or population or some other metric in order to do a D20 roll. Like for any given matchup based on those metrics, "you must roll a 13 or higher to claim victory, 10-12 is a draw, 9 and under is being conquered."
    That could make it really exciting for some more underdog storylines 👀

    • @nameredacted6221
      @nameredacted6221 8 месяцев назад

      Yeah he has added to the games now, pretty fun

  • @MrHalloween155
    @MrHalloween155 5 месяцев назад +2

    Mighigan and me: I live in here!
    Wisconsin: ima invade u
    Me: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOIOO I HATE YOU NOOOOO WAHHHHHHHHHHHHH

  • @FMCCreator
    @FMCCreator Год назад +5

    23:05 Pennsylvania You Played Good The State That I Live In Is 5th Place Good Job Pennsylvania :)

  • @coltonstewart8698
    @coltonstewart8698 Год назад +10

    This is quite fun, but I think it would be more interesting if the Win/Lose was weighted by at least number of states consumed. Really lets that underdog story have weight rather than random chance alone. Imagine TX gets like 5 states, then one rebels and BARELY makes the win 😅

  • @TrixR4Jesus614
    @TrixR4Jesus614 11 месяцев назад +7

    I knew, as an Ohioan, that it would always come down to this. It is our destiny.

  • @Wraith.o-o
    @Wraith.o-o 5 дней назад +1

    As somebody who lives in Ohio, you people don't know how much joy I've gained watching the end of the video

  • @MasteriskTM
    @MasteriskTM Год назад +16

    24:35 And we'll do it again.

  • @BeneathTheBrightSky
    @BeneathTheBrightSky Год назад +4

    Well now Alexa and Geo Facts agree that Ohio will take over the world. As an Ohioan, this warms my heart. (I literally asked Alexa "Alexa, is Ohio going to take over the world?" The response? "According to an Alexa Answers contributor, yes")

  • @isidora3037
    @isidora3037 Год назад +6

    My favorites
    Texan empire 2:27
    11:47 Kentuckian empire
    Jersey colonial empire 13:39
    Arkansas colonial empire 16:23
    16:50 empire of D.C
    Delaware colonial empire 17:45
    Greater Delaware colonial empire 19:39
    Alabama colonial empire 22:03
    Vermont colonial empire 22:47
    Ohian empire 23:53
    Ohio 24:42

    • @ohioanempire
      @ohioanempire Год назад +2

      Like a Phoenix, we rose from the ashes

    • @isidora3037
      @isidora3037 Год назад +1

      19:15 Hawaiian colonial empire
      Even greater Delawarean colonial empire 20:02
      10:08 Vermont empire

  • @wubbin_is_good
    @wubbin_is_good 7 месяцев назад +2

    How do you make your stuff? Like do you draw the maps and then edit them in the video, or do you find premade maps because they look super clean. I’ve been wanting to try this myself, but never could find a good free template that you can edit, and don’t trust myself to be able to draw a good map.

    • @zach2382
      @zach2382 6 месяцев назад

      You can just look up how to make mapping videos on RUclips

  • @maxtube444
    @maxtube444 Год назад +5

    As a Michigander, I do NOT approve of the actions that Ohio™️ has taken in this battle.

    • @gooberV2
      @gooberV2 Год назад +3

      as an ohioan, i say skill issue

    • @notmysteriousthief4629
      @notmysteriousthief4629 Год назад +3

      as ohioan I too..... say skill issue

    • @CarbonReal
      @CarbonReal Год назад +4

      as an ohioan, i do also say skill issue

    • @TheDemolisher
      @TheDemolisher Год назад

      As a Michigander, we will likely rebel and take over your entire country

    • @SoftPillow501
      @SoftPillow501 Год назад +1

      same

  • @sebastianchooyewminmoe
    @sebastianchooyewminmoe Год назад +8

    The great grand democratic republic of Ohio has form in 24:48 and will totally not take over the world lol 😂😂😂😂

  • @DanishAmerikaner
    @DanishAmerikaner Год назад +4

    As a native Pennsylvanian, I watched in horror as frickin' NEW JERSEY took it over

  • @yay_lithur
    @yay_lithur Месяц назад +1

    Ah yes, Delaware bordering Hawaii

  • @nickvinsable3798
    @nickvinsable3798 Год назад +7

    🤔 . . . Do it again, but assign statistical values to each state as a means of determining who’ll win & who’ll lose.
    Furthermore, as an ‘episode 3’ (the first suggestion’s results would be similar to this video’s results; it primarily adjusts the sizes/probability of where that wheel lands), you could divide the states & territories even further, based on key geographical features that’ll determine the battle lines. For example, I can imagine that Minnesota is likely going to give up ground & hold up in the northeastern part because of the abundant timber, iron ore, & water; steel production ramps up to the point where we could quickly push back & take back what was lost & then some. However, if any state were to beat us to the punch, i.e. they bombard us from Lake Superior, we’re screwed…
    Anywho, I seriously do hope that you develop a believable program & such…

  • @Zumorinkushi331
    @Zumorinkushi331 10 месяцев назад +7

    "Hoosier" typically refers to a resident of the U.S. state of Indiana. It can also be used more broadly to describe anything related to Indiana or its culture. The origin of the term is uncertain, but it has been associated with Indiana since the 1830s.

  • @catherinemangio4315
    @catherinemangio4315 Год назад +8

    Bro forgot Alabama and delaware 15:20

    • @CASH-THE-NERD
      @CASH-THE-NERD 4 месяца назад

      Ya I noticed that, Alabama didn’t do a single thing for 20 minutes then absolutely dominated.

  • @smileyboyo4246
    @smileyboyo4246 8 месяцев назад +1

    Placements (SPOILERS):
    52. Maine
    51. Wyoming
    50. Iowa
    49. Michigan
    48. New Hampshire
    47. Louisiana
    46. Kansas
    45. Illinois
    44. North Dakota
    43. Georgia
    42. North Carolina
    41. Nevada
    40. New York
    39. Texas
    38. Puerto Rico
    37. Virginia
    36. Missouri
    35. Maryland
    34. Oklahoma
    33. California
    32. Washington
    31. Connecticut
    30. South Carolina
    29. Montana
    28. New Mexico
    27. Minnesota
    26. West Virginia
    25. Wisconsin
    24. Indiana
    23. Rhode Island
    22. Mississippi
    21. Idaho
    20. Nebraska
    19. New Jersey
    18. Kentucky
    17. Tennessee
    16. Arkansas
    15. Colorado
    14. Washington D.C.
    13. Oregon
    12. Utah
    11. Arizona
    10. Hawaii
    9. Florida
    8. Delaware
    7. Massachusetts
    6. Alabama
    5. Pennsylvania
    4. South Dakota
    3. Alaska
    2. Vermont
    1. Ohio

  • @KalinGames526
    @KalinGames526 Год назад +5

    20:20 omg it’s just giga Texas

  • @tplayzroblox
    @tplayzroblox Год назад +4

    As a local Ohioan I am SO HAPPY Ohio finally completed it’s DESTINY!
    Watch out Canadians 😊

    • @denvil6489
      @denvil6489 Год назад +2

      Cincinnati is going to spread their chili to every corner of the USA, no longer will we be held back

    • @shrankai7285
      @shrankai7285 Год назад +1

      It’s Skyline time

  • @Itz_Nugget
    @Itz_Nugget 10 месяцев назад +6

    Now it time to say *ONLY IN OHIO*

  • @yaboyblacklist2431
    @yaboyblacklist2431 3 месяца назад +1

    13:58 🎶"I got some ocean front property in Arizona, from my front porch you can see the sea"🎶
    If ya know, you've got great taste in country music

  • @No_step_on_snake
    @No_step_on_snake Год назад +5

    We should turn just California into a battle royal map and have it broadcasted across the rest of the world 🍿

  • @redteamxr9255
    @redteamxr9255 Год назад +5

    18:51 I think Ohio's goofy aah state made them win

  • @lawrenceperry-qg1ic
    @lawrenceperry-qg1ic 4 месяца назад +12

    Anyone 2024?

  • @swineherd_
    @swineherd_ 10 дней назад

    11:48 Kentucky looks like a guy sitting on the ground, kicking his feet back and relaxing.