The utter heartbreak over Texas and Florida giving zero shits about the Stanley cup is what I'm here for. One day you need to have California split in two to show the constant infighting between NorCal and SoCal
As someone from the Central Valley, I say split him into three and make it realistic of NorCal and SoCal fighting while Central is continuously ignored and forgotten while begging them to please stop fighting.
@@DB-ov1ml omg the triplets XD North and South are fighting while Central is just trying to stop them and when the other states try to figure out what's going on California just goes, "This is just the usual Monday morning, it'll pass."
I did have a friend in Carrollton show the tiniest bit of interest but then I figured out she thought it was the team Marc Cuban owned and I had to tell her no, that's basketball. :(
yeah the first time everyone on tiktok made super sappy goodbye videos, the second time people made slightly less sappy goodbye videos, and all the times after that no one cared
I feel an awesome texas v cali fight incoming about covid with dc as the ref but he gets knocked out then florida steps onto the ring, louie stands by narrating the fight, NY coaches cali and georgia coaches texas. Now that's a fight i wanna see.
I'm an avid Dallas Stars fan and a DFW area Texan - and even though in my area we care (or at least my circle) it's a big state - that was hilarious :)
I love you added the bit about the stars being "big and bright". What are the odds you can summon Texas with the song in the future? I swear it'll work!
MAINE!!! Yes! But you didn't say "de-ah". Got to get in some down east accent. If it ends in an er/ore sound say ah. If it ends in an a say err. For example, Bangor (usually said Bang-ore) becomes Bang-ah and my calc teacher would say omega, theta and beta as omeger, theter and beter. We also regularly referred to folks from Massachusetts as M*ssholes or tourists as being "from away". Bangor also gets mispronounced nationally because Washington state also has a town of the same spelling but they call it "Banger". Added tip, refer to the land outside your house as the "dooryahd".
Thank you for all the work you do to bring us such entertaining, hilarious skits. I think we all need a little more laughter in our lives especially now. So again Thank You.
Funfact: Since Florida is originally from Spain and Mexico is too they as humans would be siblings and that would mean Florida is Texas's Uncle if they were humans ;)
I love hockey! I've been an avid Stars fan since they first hit the ice here in Dallas. But? It is hilarious to see Florida & Texas clueless while the "hockey states" want to wring their necks for not appreciating it. 🤣🤣
This is DA BEST! Had no idea the Dallas stars were in the playoffs! Nobody will be watching it now that football is back and our britches are no longer on fire from the summer heat. Sorry, not sorry y'all 🏈 🍁🍂
Fun fact Mario 64 has not been re-released on the Switch as no Nintendo 64 games have been ported to the console Meaning those Switches where hacked (in this fictional continuity) Which would be par for the course for Florida and Louisiana
Yea, it would I am convinced that Florida is secretly one of the smartest states, but just plays dumb so he can confuse everyone else when he says or does something smart
Okay... you have austin in Texas but in some more rural parts of Cali we have a slightly more amount of conservatives in these areas, so that would be fun and then does anyone remember the time when Cali almost split into like 3 states
I absolutely LOVE these videos, but I wonder of Ben is going to suffer from an identity crisis. By the way, love how you almost fit all the states there 👍
Uh oh...100% guilty of not knowing the stars were in the championship... But that would explain the increase of people posting themselves at stars games, sorry Canadian states for not caring
But in a "Ben can attack me if he wants to" way. I'm not offended. I can only imagine how upset Canadians and towns that live for hockey are looking at... let's face it, the "football state" and.. whatever Florida is. But I'm still an avid Stars fan and have been since they hit the ice in Dallas.
Based on the characters, I feel like Texas could kick California's ass in a fight. I always get slight Ravenclaw vibes from his California characters. I feel like if Ravenclaws were to fight, they would try to fight dirty or fight with a weird advantage... Kind of like a Rogue.
As a Texan, I have to say we would win, after all we have Houston, San Antonio, and Dallas Fort Worth, who are all kind of competing to be the “Florida of Texas” (as someone who lives and was raised in the Houston area, I have to say we are winning that competition)
One day put out something strange in the background and say there’s one on every video but it’s only on one video so people spend hours looking. That is the Florida way
it's actually surprising how many people care about hockey in Texas. I don't know what it's like in Florida, but here it's just that nobody talks about it. plenty of us care
Ok I love this guy. I am originally from Florida. I personally consider it a seperated Yankee state. No offense. I grow up with the snow birds. The ones who come south for the winter so it ends up being more northerners then floridians it seems. And the comments about the villages are so spot on. Lol.
i feel like florida secretly understands everything but just chooses to be the way he is
i mean we do house most of the old people and have NASA
@@cameronlarsen9990 And the villages. If we understand anything its swinging
Because chaos
shhhh! dont give away his secrets!
Oh absolutely 🤣
The utter heartbreak over Texas and Florida giving zero shits about the Stanley cup is what I'm here for. One day you need to have California split in two to show the constant infighting between NorCal and SoCal
Yesss that would be perfect 😂
As a Southern Californian, I really want to see that happen🤣
As someone from the Central Valley, I say split him into three and make it realistic of NorCal and SoCal fighting while Central is continuously ignored and forgotten while begging them to please stop fighting.
@@DB-ov1ml omg the triplets XD North and South are fighting while Central is just trying to stop them and when the other states try to figure out what's going on California just goes, "This is just the usual Monday morning, it'll pass."
D B yeah Central Valley should be like the neutral person that always gets stuck in the middle of the fighting
ah, nothing like learning about country events in a super fun way in between classes
Fr
same
Same
Not learning much . I love his vids .
But the democrat b.s has 2 go propaganda at ots finest
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I love the friendship between Florida and Louisiana. It makes me feel happy .v.
"Louisiana your friends with Florida for some terrifying reason do you know how to call him?" Also you beat me to it Just Jeff
I love how his Louisiana accent super accurate. We aint stupid we just still a little French and a lot drunk.
@@tamarabroussard3921 true!
I spent too much time trying to figure out that Cali was reading Winnie the Pooh 😑
WAIT RLLY?? LMAO
I thought that was it!!
it's classic! sometimes ya gotta reread something lighthearted that you love.
Well...I mean Texas has had 6 daddies no wonder he has abandonment issues
well, 5 daddies and one alone time.
Is it bad I’m laughing
And the last one didn’t even want him for about 10 years before he changed his mind
@@mcountissyeah...
And for one of those Texas had two dads at once
Most people in Dallas: We have a hockey team ?
I did have a friend in Carrollton show the tiniest bit of interest but then I figured out she thought it was the team Marc Cuban owned and I had to tell her no, that's basketball. :(
I LIVE for hockey season! It's the one time being in the South irritates me.
Nah, we know. We just forget. The Stars Center rinks is where we had bday parties
WAIT WE HAVE A HOCKY TEAM!??!!!!???!!!!!!?
i love how everyone didnt care about tiktok getting banned its just basically the boy who cried wolf now
yeah the first time everyone on tiktok made super sappy goodbye videos, the second time people made slightly less sappy goodbye videos, and all the times after that no one cared
Poor Texas and his daddy issues... It explains a lot though!
Belle Smith lol it’s not surprising
He did run away
I mean your not wrong 😢
Bro don’t call me out
@@hotcocoandart florida ran away from spai- wait usa took us like child protecting service
it been 200 years and we still have not seen them since
I like the “ Mark Zuckerberg already sold my information” line😂😂 so true
Ok but saying your takin your kid to the rodeo then not taking them is horrible
I'd personally be happy about that 😂
@@gay_3815 because I am a crime against nature 😎
@Graham you can't yee my haw I'll tell you what
*laughs in chaos*
haha my dad did that 😹 he went out to get drunk with his friends instead
Can I just say, as a Canadian, from Vancouver, it was painful to agree with Massachusetts (Boston) about hockey
Last time I was this early Florida woke up and said “white claw”
As a Floridian that grew up playing hockey that part about the cup was freaking hilarious
Texas trigger discipline with the nerf gun made my day. Devil's in the details dude
"Is a Blue state where the Smurfs live?"
when i tell you i died LOL
oh my gosh Texas and Cali’s new outfits are so good (also yeah they’re not getting rid of tiktok-)
Yeah thanks walmart
Chaotic Robotic
I- I don’t get it-
@@dedifiedjelly bruh walmart bought tiktok
Chaotic Robotic oH- I forgot about that-
I feel an awesome texas v cali fight incoming about covid with dc as the ref but he gets knocked out then florida steps onto the ring, louie stands by narrating the fight, NY coaches cali and georgia coaches texas. Now that's a fight i wanna see.
Oh that would be a good one, you need to add cdc hiding in the corner then trying to slither away. 😁
Okay, that’s actually a really good idea and I’m now interested. Wish it would happen lol
Maybe those gosh darn Californians in Austin will take a hint and go home. (Jk, not rly)
I love that Loui pretty much exclusively calls Florida sha. Its adorable. ALSO, SOMEONE TAKE TEXAS TO A RODEO
As a Michigander and a Red Wings fan ... i laughed my butt off at the hockey references! Love these!
I'm an avid Dallas Stars fan and a DFW area Texan - and even though in my area we care (or at least my circle) it's a big state - that was hilarious :)
Hey Florida and Louisiana, can I get in on that game??? I'm ready!!!! Prepare to go down
I love you added the bit about the stars being "big and bright". What are the odds you can summon Texas with the song in the future? I swear it'll work!
LOVING Texas' and Florida's Reactions to the Stanley Cup final. It's exactly how I imagine the southern states reacting to Hockey
As a Texan, this is my first time hearing about this... did we win?
1. Flori and Louis have the best friendship
2. What is cali reading
3. SOMEONE TAKE TEXAS TO THE RODEO
ok but as a hockey fan I was living for the part about the Stanley Cup Finals
you can't do two villages jokes in a row, I can't die of laughter this often my guy
Jersey’s millisecond of screen time warmed my heart 😂
It’s so perfect tho
@@levee8611 no it's not. Nobody in NJ says youse guys.
Patti Sharick literally everyone I know says youse guys. What part of Jersey are you from
I've lived in central jersey my whole life (40+ years) and the only time i hear "youse guys" is when someone is making fun of NY or the Sopranos.
Mike c I live in north west Jersey less than 20 minutes away from the water gap. How do you say you guys?
MAINE!!! Yes! But you didn't say "de-ah". Got to get in some down east accent. If it ends in an er/ore sound say ah. If it ends in an a say err. For example, Bangor (usually said Bang-ore) becomes Bang-ah and my calc teacher would say omega, theta and beta as omeger, theter and beter. We also regularly referred to folks from Massachusetts as M*ssholes or tourists as being "from away".
Bangor also gets mispronounced nationally because Washington state also has a town of the same spelling but they call it "Banger".
Added tip, refer to the land outside your house as the "dooryahd".
As a Bangor native, exactly!! And I'm so happy Maine finally showed up!!!
@@maggiebethturcotte4796 I grew up just outside of Presque Isle and my sister and her family still live in Old Town.
Eyyy, Montana, Maine and Vermont have now joined the table!
I want to see more of the hipster cowboy
I was beginning to wonder if anyone noticed him. 🙂 I don't live there. I'm just glad he's at the table.
@@kristinajames728 I bet hes going to have lots of issues with DC
I hate the fact that Florida is my favorite character and the main reason why I keep coming back to watch
Get lost in 406 shirt and griz hoody, mr Brainard, you nailed Montana's look
I love how annoying california is. The fact that they're trying to pick a fight with Texas is hilarious
Who else got out of class early and decided to watch this
I’am still in class
I was in class, but I didn’t really care by this point lol (it’s p.e anyways!! if it was like, math that would’ve been more worrying)
@@brianawithonen4373 same
Coming from California, you really managed to nail the utter inability of us to just be like-able. Kudos!
Man you hilarious and just damn talented. Thanks for giving us something to look forward to.
I love this stuff. Its so funny and informative
I like the new outfits! Will they be permenant or temporary?
I nearly choked laughing at “the villages” joke!
There's a few villages like that in Ak too. Got me to snicker.
Thank you for all the work you do to bring us such entertaining, hilarious skits. I think we all need a little more laughter in our lives especially now. So again Thank You.
So true... i live in Texas and I found out we were in the Stanley cup in the final game...
He’s got better costumes (not saying the last ones were bad) You look good in them Ben!
Funfact: Since Florida is originally from Spain and Mexico is too they as humans would be siblings and that would mean Florida is Texas's Uncle if they were humans ;)
YUCK PERO YEAH THAT PROBS WHY HE CRAZY
@@daniellalopez2885 Mhm
@@ThisReynaRose i mean the fam tree is freak up im sorry but really it is
@@daniellalopez2885 Yeah
@@ThisReynaRose like ik florida is werid but its so idk bad lol
I love hockey! I've been an avid Stars fan since they first hit the ice here in Dallas. But? It is hilarious to see Florida & Texas clueless while the "hockey states" want to wring their necks for not appreciating it. 🤣🤣
I’ll never get tired of these videos
This is DA BEST! Had no idea the Dallas stars were in the playoffs! Nobody will be watching it now that football is back and our britches are no longer on fire from the summer heat. Sorry, not sorry y'all 🏈 🍁🍂
I'm surprised SD didn't make an appearance when talking about Coronavirus.
anyone else notice california reading winnie-the-pooh? 0:06
The TikTok thing is so me I just dc at this point.
Hey, Vermont is at the table!!!
ND was on point on this. We ain't afraid to call out on someone when they are acting slow.
Ha "state of sadness" so true.
Of course the best thing about red states is the lower population density...
This is the only reliable news source
This is why i love being a Floridian
Fun fact
Mario 64 has not been re-released on the Switch as no Nintendo 64 games have been ported to the console
Meaning those Switches where hacked (in this fictional continuity)
Which would be par for the course for Florida and Louisiana
Yea, it would
I am convinced that Florida is secretly one of the smartest states, but just plays dumb so he can confuse everyone else when he says or does something smart
Okay... you have austin in Texas but in some more rural parts of Cali we have a slightly more amount of conservatives in these areas, so that would be fun and then does anyone remember the time when Cali almost split into like 3 states
This is my fav episode yet
I love Texas’s outfit
This is the best way to get any news these days. Thanks Florida!
I just realized it appears Florida plays as Mario and Louisiana plays as Luigi.
That opening though 😂😂😂
These just get better and better!
I will never get over the fact that the Dallas Stars used to be the Minnesota North Stars
Thank you! If FB doesn't, Amazon, Apple and Google do! What even is privacy?
Truth be told, I don’t laugh when watching these, but this one was the first. So funny 😂
I absolutely LOVE these videos, but I wonder of Ben is going to suffer from an identity crisis. By the way, love how you almost fit all the states there 👍
Yay, 5/6 New England states! NH now feels invisible 😭...j/k, we like it that way 😁
Uh oh...100% guilty of not knowing the stars were in the championship... But that would explain the increase of people posting themselves at stars games, sorry Canadian states for not caring
Montana finally shows up and it’s only to say who’s is playing for the Stanley cup. Kinda hurt
OMFG THANK YOU FOR JERSEY
Not knowing that a Texas team is in the NHL championship is the most I've related to Texas.
-an austinite
im canadian and am still confused how this stanley cup final happened
Probably got all their playing strategies watching the penguins cheating every game 😌 ...when in doubt blame the refs 👀
@@ItalyHastaLaPasta the hell do you mean the Penguins cheating? They didn’t.
@@tjtaco5156 just joking around 👀 Mainly just because I dont like the penguins. I know they didnt cheat though lol
@@ItalyHastaLaPasta oh ok. Ya they my team so I was kinda defensive. I promise I ain’t one of the bandwagon fans though.
the stanley cup thing is true though considering I.. literally found out about that through this.
Dallas is actually going crazy
As a Texan I feel attacked
But in a "Ben can attack me if he wants to" way. I'm not offended. I can only imagine how upset Canadians and towns that live for hockey are looking at... let's face it, the "football state" and.. whatever Florida is. But I'm still an avid Stars fan and have been since they hit the ice in Dallas.
My daughter got me hooked on your channel.
1:56 why is this literally one of my favorite jokes in this series
As a Floridian all I have to say is....Tampa has a hockey team?
Calling out the villages is SPOT ON!!! if you know, you know lmaooooo
Im loving the new Texas shirt.
They’re right about the hockey 🤣 I’m like “what”
Fine! I'll subscribe! Oh and I'm from Idaho... the only thing we say apparently is what am I supposed to do with this gator...
Yes! Montana made an appearance!!
Based on the characters, I feel like Texas could kick California's ass in a fight.
I always get slight Ravenclaw vibes from his California characters. I feel like if Ravenclaws were to fight, they would try to fight dirty or fight with a weird advantage... Kind of like a Rogue.
As a Texan, I have to say we would win, after all we have Houston, San Antonio, and Dallas Fort Worth, who are all kind of competing to be the “Florida of Texas” (as someone who lives and was raised in the Houston area, I have to say we are winning that competition)
Surprised Arizona didn't pop up about the "Hockey" discussion... 😂
One day put out something strange in the background and say there’s one on every video but it’s only on one video so people spend hours looking. That is the Florida way
Loving " welcome to the table. " song. Bullseye!
love how the first thing jersey said involved youse. amazing
Don’t worry Texas, Daddy FL is here now 😁😂
Honestly i might make this a fanfiction, probably not but maybe
Love that shirt for Texas.
Why are these so short? These are so good! It’s sad when the vid is over cause I just aaaaa!
Chaos? Chaos.
it's actually surprising how many people care about hockey in Texas. I don't know what it's like in Florida, but here it's just that nobody talks about it. plenty of us care
I can't believe I just noticed the crack in California's glasses frames.
Ok I love this guy. I am originally from Florida. I personally consider it a seperated Yankee state. No offense. I grow up with the snow birds. The ones who come south for the winter so it ends up being more northerners then floridians it seems. And the comments about the villages are so spot on. Lol.
I just realized that Florida is literally who you would get if Florida Man was just one person and now my perception of reality is forever changed lol
Ugh...... Where louisiana at I am lost
FINALLY I SEE SOME JERSEY IN HERE FOR THREE SECONDS! Huzzah!!
I love how Cali is reading Pooh Bear
I know I'm probably the only one here but I would kill for more WV content. There's literally frat parties going on CONSTANTLY
Can you do more New Jersey please?