I Am Fully Aware Of What I Look Like. Kirk Smith

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  • Опубликовано: 11 мар 2024
  • I am fully aware of what I look like, or at least thats what Kirk Smith says in this clip from his first ever Dry Bar Comedy special. In this clip Kirk talks about his looks whether it's looking like a mayor from Utah or an off duty police officer. Whether you're someone who has a unique look, or you're just someone looking for a good laugh, this clip from Kirk Smith is sure to have you laughing from start to finish.
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Комментарии • 83

  • @WhiteHillCZ
    @WhiteHillCZ 2 месяца назад +27

    You are the funniest door to door vacuum salesman I've ever heard! 😂

  • @chickadddee
    @chickadddee 2 месяца назад +15

    Quirky! I liked it. He’s got that kinda lazy delivery that surprises you.

  • @globetrekker86
    @globetrekker86 2 месяца назад +57

    A brilliant set, Kirk. Keep laughing and loving life. Your late wife would be proud. Sorry for your loss, as well

  • @chocolatefrenzieya
    @chocolatefrenzieya 2 месяца назад +18

    LOVE this kind of humor. He got cuter and cuter the more the set went on. :)

    • @myjeevie
      @myjeevie 2 месяца назад +1

      He was actually pretty cute from the start!

    • @AWholeVibe96
      @AWholeVibe96 2 месяца назад +1

      Right!!! His voice is beautiful also 🥰

  • @laryneskridge-williams7200
    @laryneskridge-williams7200 2 месяца назад +15

    He was hilarious! I want the full special.

  • @myjeevie
    @myjeevie 2 месяца назад +4

    "the off duty cop look"...Ha,ha! Excellent video. Thank you to Kirk Smith.

  • @whorn9295
    @whorn9295 2 месяца назад +11

    Am in an Arizona/Mexico border town, after having grown up in Panama and Brazil and loved his "border patrol"and geography jokes. That was perfect 🤣🤣🤣

  • @gorillakingsa1686
    @gorillakingsa1686 2 месяца назад +7

    Excellent! Would like to see a full special

  • @stephencurry8552
    @stephencurry8552 2 месяца назад +27

    Great set. Low key, intelligent jokes. Look forward to seeing more.

  • @nikip7896
    @nikip7896 2 месяца назад +20

    Haha, the geography jokes 😂 I'm Swiss, and people always ask "so, you speak Swedish?" Mmm, nein.

  • @GinaK687
    @GinaK687 2 месяца назад +11

    Thanks for the laughs, Kirk! 😂🙌🏼

  • @globetrekker86
    @globetrekker86 2 месяца назад +44

    Austria, Australia… You know, same country- two different names

    • @timothyfloogle
      @timothyfloogle 2 месяца назад

      Spellings, languages, gdp, etc

    • @anaderol5408
      @anaderol5408 2 месяца назад

      Aren’t we??😳😳

    • @edithdlp8045
      @edithdlp8045 2 месяца назад

      I felt like I lost some neurons when I heard that.

    • @rebeccav9969
      @rebeccav9969 2 месяца назад

      😅😅

  • @theplinkerslodge6361
    @theplinkerslodge6361 2 месяца назад +10

    Super, looking forward to more of Mr. Smith...

  • @terezjordon2290
    @terezjordon2290 2 месяца назад +23

    I’m not an army brat , I’m more like a holy crap 🤣😂🤣😂

    • @shazam6274
      @shazam6274 2 месяца назад +1

      I believe that might have been "holy-crat"

    • @mamadeborah1999
      @mamadeborah1999 2 месяца назад

      Lol @michellesenga

  • @katelinnett9020
    @katelinnett9020 2 месяца назад +9

    Nice smile!

  • @MatthewSmith-cp3hu
    @MatthewSmith-cp3hu 2 месяца назад +12

    airport joke was perfect

  • @gkr-nirmalacaraballo8845
    @gkr-nirmalacaraballo8845 2 месяца назад +3

    Great set! Hello from a fellow Bronxite. My deepest condolences.

  • @terfalicious
    @terfalicious 2 месяца назад +16

    Would love to see the whole set!

  • @declamatory
    @declamatory 2 месяца назад +5

    "I bought a second scooter!"

  • @jody8526937
    @jody8526937 2 месяца назад +2

    Nice smirk humor.. good..

  • @iconoclastic-fantastic
    @iconoclastic-fantastic 2 месяца назад +9

    Lost my mind during the entire set. Excellent stuff, couldn't stop laughing

  • @mamadeborah1999
    @mamadeborah1999 2 месяца назад

    Truly funny! Last line I could totally relate😅

  • @James-wb1iq
    @James-wb1iq 2 месяца назад +4

    I think he looks like Leisure Suit Larry :)

  • @maryksnyder1155
    @maryksnyder1155 2 месяца назад +8

    Very funny! Would never guess he grew up in South America 😂

  • @BushraKhan-hv1ot
    @BushraKhan-hv1ot 2 месяца назад +9

    The title says it all 😅

  • @supposedly1-2
    @supposedly1-2 2 месяца назад +10

    I grew up in the US and we were not taught geography the closest we got was when learning about wars in History class. i moved to another state in the 7th grade and they did have geography and i was failing that right quick! so it depends on what state you were educated in as to whether you were taught geography or not. :)

    • @fivefamily5820
      @fivefamily5820 2 месяца назад +1

      Your school must have sucked. We definitely had geography in middle school and high school, though it wasn't a required class in high school, it counted towards one of the required history credits, as I recall.

    • @atlanticjem2012
      @atlanticjem2012 2 месяца назад +1

      I had geography throughout all my school years, growing up in Louisiana, which competes for the lowest spot in the American education system with Mississippi. I learned all 50 states at 3 years of age working a puzzle every day with my dad. By 8th grade when we had to learn each state and capital, I was halfway there already. I forget what grade we had to learn all the Louisiana parishes. But geography was always mixed in with history classes ever since I can remember.

    • @mothdust1634
      @mothdust1634 Месяц назад

      ​@@atlanticjem2012 I think America spends a lot of time teaching its own states rather than other countries and their particular regions. That's what I had to learn in Europe for the most part. America is huge so it makes sense that it would get bogged down in its own geography before attempting to learn others, but learning about the world really puts things into perspective. Geography is a huge factor in wars and other disputes and if you dont understand it that can be a problem towards understanding why things like prices going up in imports are happening.

  • @ingelmarcellino9899
    @ingelmarcellino9899 2 месяца назад +3

    I would love to watch the full special!!!!

  • @sdahl5176
    @sdahl5176 2 месяца назад

    Loved this guy!!

  • @Bear_58
    @Bear_58 2 месяца назад +12

    Actually you look like Alan Young who played Wilbur on Mr Ed.

    • @antonbradley1935
      @antonbradley1935 2 месяца назад +2

      Was that the horse?😅

    • @Bear_58
      @Bear_58 2 месяца назад

      @@antonbradley1935 🤣👍🏻 I hope to see more of your comedy. You're quite funny and I enjoyed your video.

    • @riversong6216
      @riversong6216 2 месяца назад +3

      I can see the resemblance too!

    • @bluegalant
      @bluegalant Месяц назад +1

      He does!

  • @mjklein
    @mjklein 2 месяца назад +1

    I'm from the US but live in Taiwan. I was visiting the US with my wife (from Taiwan) and my family said that they thought all the Asian languages like Chinese, Thai, Vietnamese and Cambodian were all mutually intelligible.

    • @NickvonZ
      @NickvonZ 2 месяца назад +1

      I'm American (Baltimore, Maryland) and living in Taiwan, too (DanShui) these past 16 years! What area are you in?

  • @MomentsInTrading
    @MomentsInTrading 2 месяца назад +3

    Really good 👍🏻

  • @johnasher5684
    @johnasher5684 2 месяца назад +1

    Im not an army brat, but a holy crap lol.

  • @sKitZoBonKa
    @sKitZoBonKa 2 месяца назад +1

    To consider moving here 😂

  • @user-zq5wp5mk4v
    @user-zq5wp5mk4v 2 месяца назад +2

    I lived in LA for 10 years and BELIEVE me, those women are SO Desperate to find a Straight Man, they would welcome a referral service

  • @Echo.12345
    @Echo.12345 2 месяца назад +7

    Your accent is perfecto

  • @VR_27
    @VR_27 2 месяца назад

    It's great that Glenn Quagmire is doing stand up now and he's actually funny.

  • @NickvonZ
    @NickvonZ 2 месяца назад

    EXCELLENT!

  • @sKitZoBonKa
    @sKitZoBonKa 2 месяца назад +1

    I bought a 2nd scooter 🎉

  • @mikejettusa
    @mikejettusa 2 месяца назад +4

    Great stuff 😂

  • @lioness3963
    @lioness3963 2 месяца назад

    Thanks!

  • @sarahrzewnicki7292
    @sarahrzewnicki7292 8 дней назад

    He looks like a young Doc Oct

  • @rainsofhealing
    @rainsofhealing 2 месяца назад +3

    👏🔥💥‼️🙌👍

  • @alex16cole
    @alex16cole 2 месяца назад

    Nice

  • @carolmueller2233
    @carolmueller2233 2 месяца назад +1

    Looks like Jimmy Stewart to me.

  • @edithdlp8045
    @edithdlp8045 2 месяца назад +2

    2:41 My dad was born in Mexico and he is whiter than Kirk and also has green eyes. Hispanic is a culture not a race.

  • @aliciafaithbonelli9653
    @aliciafaithbonelli9653 2 месяца назад +3

    😂😂😂😂😂😂❤

  • @williambilyeu9801
    @williambilyeu9801 2 месяца назад

    I have an acquaintance who is second-generation Mexican ancestry. I am over sixth-generation French ancestry. I speak better Spanish than he does, and I speak French too. 😊

  • @lalah9481
    @lalah9481 2 месяца назад

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Bob-bb3ur
    @Bob-bb3ur 2 месяца назад +1

    Watch, freedom to chains by Paul Harvey

  • @jamesfox2857
    @jamesfox2857 2 месяца назад +2

    RUclips comments ? he meant facbook or twitter more like it !

  • @ProdigalSon684
    @ProdigalSon684 2 месяца назад +3

    I’m not getting the video. I have the audio.

    • @scoobert2991
      @scoobert2991 2 месяца назад +4

      That's on your end.

    • @SerErryk
      @SerErryk 2 месяца назад

      It's a virus from all the gay porn.

    • @nope4no1
      @nope4no1 2 месяца назад +5

      All working just fine here...

    • @Imhotep70
      @Imhotep70 2 месяца назад +5

      Imagine a clean-cut guy who looks only a tiny bit like McCauley Culkin, in a dark blue suit with AWESOME brown dress shoes and a black shirt.
      Then enjoy your audio.

  • @michaelzorz2344
    @michaelzorz2344 2 месяца назад +2

    Being a Michael is worse.

  • @silver3149
    @silver3149 2 месяца назад +1

    Puerto Ricans are not Latinos.
    The majority of people from Mexico and Central America ancestors came from Spain as exiles to the New World.
    ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

    • @declamatory
      @declamatory 2 месяца назад

      Puerto Ricans are half "Jewish".

    • @seedsoflove7684
      @seedsoflove7684 2 месяца назад

      Almost every country from mexico south is Latino.

  • @N-John533
    @N-John533 2 месяца назад +3

    He looks like Robert DeNiro.

    • @declamatory
      @declamatory 2 месяца назад

      You don't have to be insulting.

    • @N-John533
      @N-John533 2 месяца назад

      @@declamatory Wha..?? ok, he doesn't look like Robert DeNiro.
      Uh, what's he look like now? I'm confused.

  • @ericb5194
    @ericb5194 2 месяца назад

    Canned Laughter is always obvious - mainly because- not funny.

  • @Srvtecej
    @Srvtecej 2 месяца назад

    So bad