Only REALLY SMART People Know The Answer To This

Поделиться
HTML-код
  • Опубликовано: 3 май 2020
  • Are you smart enough to solve these 7 second riddles?
    7 Second Riddles Channel: / @7secondriddles
    More Riddles: • ARE YOU SMART ENOUGH T...
    Brain out ► • Are You Smart Enough T...
    Even MORE scary games ► • 3 Games, 1 Video
    ►Follow ME: / jacksepticeye
    ►Instagram: / jacksepticeye
    Edited by Pixlpit: / @aliceandchill
    Outro animation created by Pixlpit:
    / pixlpit
    Outro Song created by "Teknoaxe". It's called "I'm everywhere" and you can listen to it here
    • TeknoAXE's Royalty Fre...
  • ПриколыПриколы

Комментарии • 18 тыс.

  • @jacksepticeye
    @jacksepticeye  4 года назад +17995

    Friendly reminder that you can wear whatever the hell you like regardless of your gender.

    • @jasonowolabi900
      @jasonowolabi900 4 года назад +105

      First comment

    • @killerdrew199
      @killerdrew199 4 года назад +299

      jacksepticeye lol i suggest u look up to ted-ed riddles

    • @broadwaytrash8359
      @broadwaytrash8359 4 года назад +141

      ❤️

    • @casskathleen2703
      @casskathleen2703 4 года назад +694

      Thanks Seán I know a lot of ppl even me in fact get bullied bc of what they wear or bc of what "they are supposed to wear" so thank you I hope you are staying safe

    • @crystaldragon3491
      @crystaldragon3491 4 года назад +213

      Ever since quarantine you have been rushing to make content because you care about your fans and want them to be able to have something to watch but it is not too fun for you which is why I’ve been thinking about a certain game, one that everyone has always enjoyed, one that you’ve never finished and that game is undertale, early on you attacked a monster thus never got the true ending which is something we all would want to see together because your fans treat you like family and care for you as you care for us, so please if you do see this comment go back to undertale and revisit your old pals

  • @drbens549
    @drbens549 4 года назад +2225

    "She hides her upper body and therefore it's a man"
    Don't most women do that at the beach?

    • @ActuallyAcce
      @ActuallyAcce 4 года назад +157

      Pretty sure its illegal (in most places) if you don't. Big stink

    • @ronsauceify
      @ronsauceify 4 года назад +93

      We live in a society.

    • @papatristan3536
      @papatristan3536 4 года назад +7

      Happiehope why

    • @blu_blur_0614
      @blu_blur_0614 4 года назад +85

      The first riddle is an insult to flat chested women.

    • @ActuallyAcce
      @ActuallyAcce 4 года назад +36

      @@papatristan3536 Most places indecent exposure is illegal. Meaning nudity and the likes.

  • @ruben5109
    @ruben5109 4 года назад +3403

    Woman: wears baggy clothes
    Secret agent: *confused screaming*

    • @redpz
      @redpz 4 года назад +36

      reasons why jack needs to stop doing these challenges that involve the bright side and the other bs channels

    • @borgesmaster
      @borgesmaster 4 года назад +72

      Woman: wears baggy clothes
      7 second riddles: wait thats illegal

    • @redpz
      @redpz 4 года назад +13

      @@borgesmaster i hate these channelelsl olAWJODIAHJRUIRTHUOda

    • @willyoung7344
      @willyoung7344 4 года назад +9

      RedPz r/IHadAStroke

    • @thorbonds7804
      @thorbonds7804 4 года назад +4

      Haha Poor

  • @r2d2fromstartrack83
    @r2d2fromstartrack83 3 года назад +525

    "He had a heart attack"
    A second later
    "The police questioned the suspects"

    • @lunaplaysgames9824
      @lunaplaysgames9824 3 года назад +23

      kira...

    • @sravanh6707
      @sravanh6707 3 года назад +8

      Normal detective stuff

    • @thevideogamenerd2268
      @thevideogamenerd2268 3 года назад

      2 more likes

    • @overlorda.k.4732
      @overlorda.k.4732 3 года назад +1

      @@lunaplaysgames9824 Kira Queen has touched the riddle!!

    • @brocksells197
      @brocksells197 3 года назад +8

      Also, the Grandma said she was gone all EVENING he died in the afternoon as the kid was at school when he died. Her alibi was crap

  • @mariet7004
    @mariet7004 3 года назад +956

    him: "such simple math my brain can't keep up"
    Me: continuously pausing the video to do the math....

  • @LoveLee_Dreamer
    @LoveLee_Dreamer 4 года назад +789

    Woman: Dresses comfortably on the beach
    Diana: Suspicious

    • @milindk1478
      @milindk1478 4 года назад +5

      @@nuclearmcginnis simp

    • @spaceorc1397
      @spaceorc1397 4 года назад +2

      hehehne hehebb that's not what simp means

    • @milindk1478
      @milindk1478 4 года назад +2

      @@spaceorc1397 dude u edited the comment don't lie simp

    • @nuclearmcginnis
      @nuclearmcginnis 4 года назад +1

      @@milindk1478 Yeah ok since people wanna start flame wars, the comment is getting deleted.

    • @milindk1478
      @milindk1478 4 года назад

      @@nuclearmcginnis simp and pussy

  • @stuartcooke2787
    @stuartcooke2787 3 года назад +448

    In the envelope riddle, either of the last two statements could be true, and the check could have been in any envelope

    • @hawk3079
      @hawk3079 3 года назад +66

      7:00 we can all agree that the statements here are bullsh*t because the first is obviously false if the second was true than the third is false meaning it's in the second one if the third is true you have a fifty fifty chance of getting the check

    • @hawk3079
      @hawk3079 3 года назад +30

      I think it should have been in the second one

    • @kkagie
      @kkagie 3 года назад +3

      @@hawk3079 i agree

    • @randomralsei3145
      @randomralsei3145 3 года назад +39

      @@hawk3079 Nah, they are just bad riddle-makers. The first envelope is probably supposed to say, "there is no check IN THIS ENVELOPE"

    • @seanmchugh1981
      @seanmchugh1981 3 года назад +15

      @@randomralsei3145 The grandmother made the riddle, she she’s the small smooth brain who doesn’t understand parallel universes

  • @potatoism4591
    @potatoism4591 3 года назад +163

    Sean: * smiles *
    Also sean: everything is pain, and i'm dying!
    everyone: *haha?..*

  • @envykristo2881
    @envykristo2881 4 года назад +4894

    Fun fact jack is actually still held at gun point

    • @dominichaggith7805
      @dominichaggith7805 4 года назад +28

      Goated Chicken only a true shinobi would see that though

    • @ban3bunk3r51
      @ban3bunk3r51 4 года назад +27

      He is always held at gunpoint

    • @alissavann639
      @alissavann639 4 года назад +6

      @@dominichaggith7805 does that mean you are a true shinobi?

    • @trippy0x074
      @trippy0x074 4 года назад +4

      Goated Chicken poor

    • @tmky2172
      @tmky2172 4 года назад +10

      Fun fact jack isn’t his real name

  • @lit_gameplays6133
    @lit_gameplays6133 4 года назад +798

    Bruh the one with the “who is a man” what if....a girl doesn’t wanna dress revealing? How scary

  • @rainbowcloud5400
    @rainbowcloud5400 3 года назад +195

    Fun fact, when Jack said I'm detective bell, there's an actually detective named detective bell. I know him very well cuz of my dad...

    • @rainbowcloud5400
      @rainbowcloud5400 3 года назад +6

      @riri ! yea, it was fun seeing cops go to my old house

    • @Zen.jz1
      @Zen.jz1 3 года назад +8

      @@rainbowcloud5400 yeah, i'd like to hear if there're any interesting stories too 👁

    • @scarletpachyderm
      @scarletpachyderm 3 года назад +1

      @@rainbowcloud5400 same for me :D

    • @jessecrossley21
      @jessecrossley21 3 года назад +4

      Fun fact, Jack is your dad. 4:18

  • @charchar2627
    @charchar2627 3 года назад +60

    “Take your name, add 5, subtract 4, multiply by 2, subtract the amount of letters in your name... I’m your dad.” Ok so 7 + 5 = 12 - 4 = 8 x 2 = 16 - 7 = 9. I’m your dad is 9 letters. I’m scared.

    • @grimm3995
      @grimm3995 3 года назад

      my interpretation: so... he's 12 years old!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

  • @gototot
    @gototot 4 года назад +797

    “Diana’s a normal teen”
    *Spiderman dance scene without music intensifies*

    • @cinnamonroll4773
      @cinnamonroll4773 4 года назад +8

      Yeah Diana reminded me a bit too much of that scene. 😂🤣

    • @joshlol895
      @joshlol895 4 года назад +2

      THIS HAD ME DEADDDDD

    • @Braydenhb
      @Braydenhb 4 года назад

      How did this comment get so many likes when it was only hours ago almost when the vid was posted

  • @BootyCrusader
    @BootyCrusader 4 года назад +1760

    “He died of a heart attack. WHO KILLED HIM?”
    his heart. his heart did.

  • @viviana3776
    @viviana3776 3 года назад +53

    The guy in the telephone booth is poor because he has no cell phone

  • @echoshadow7485
    @echoshadow7485 3 года назад +47

    Who is poor
    Jack: the baby
    😂😂

  • @eye_of_pluto
    @eye_of_pluto 4 года назад +592

    "He had a heart attack."
    Jack: Oh no!
    Me: Haha, poor.

    • @dogerish
      @dogerish 4 года назад +29

      cant even afford a working heart!

    • @ieatyourhead2296
      @ieatyourhead2296 4 года назад +1

      I mean I can't but that is because I scare everyone away and keep on spending my money on more heads

    • @ieatyourhead2296
      @ieatyourhead2296 4 года назад +2

      So he's poor hahahhahahahhaha

    • @DivineMind222
      @DivineMind222 4 года назад

      Poor heart*

  • @emilykirkpatrick703
    @emilykirkpatrick703 4 года назад +617

    The first “riddle” sucks. It doesn’t matter how many letters are in your name because you add it an subtract it which cancels each other out

    • @humannomore7759
      @humannomore7759 4 года назад +31

      Yeah, you learn that kinda stuff in 9th grade
      Edit:Yeah, so I have no idea what grade you learn it exactly, all I knew is that by the time I was done with school you could do one is those pretty easily

    • @dragontheminerz
      @dragontheminerz 4 года назад +32

      It's that one "fun mathematical riddles that will blow your mind" bs

    • @LordBloodySoul
      @LordBloodySoul 4 года назад +20

      Didn't work with mine, since I have 9 letter in my first name and I am a girl, so my number is 0.1 at the end

    • @rainbowkingyt2766
      @rainbowkingyt2766 4 года назад +4

      true accually

    • @rower8691
      @rower8691 4 года назад +23

      LordBloodySoul maybe it’s best you dont do math riddles

  • @skullhoodie3743
    @skullhoodie3743 3 года назад +380

    I remember watching this when I was still questioning my gender and not knowing if I should add/ subtract when it said to if you were a boy and skipping the part, now I watched it and didn’t question anything. I’m kind of proud of that.
    Edit: Alright, there’s been an unneeded argument going on since I posted this comment, other people’s gender does not affect you so if you’re upset by the fact I’m trans then go to a different comment please.

    • @juliagibbs32
      @juliagibbs32 3 года назад +30

      Congratulations! I’m glad you’ve found happiness!

    • @MecodoVision
      @MecodoVision 3 года назад +8

      You can’t question you’re gender

    • @largeboi4678
      @largeboi4678 3 года назад +31

      @@MecodoVision do you enjoy being negative? You can always just accept people for who they are.

    • @MecodoVision
      @MecodoVision 3 года назад +5

      @@largeboi4678 no I just find making snowflakes like you angry, funny

    • @MecodoVision
      @MecodoVision 3 года назад +1

      @@beepbeep4261 no I didn’t have a bad day and I will listen to what you said I never tried to ruin anyone’s day I’m just here saying my opinions

  • @tetehenkes
    @tetehenkes 3 года назад +9

    07:50 the beginning of an era

  • @pfysche2283
    @pfysche2283 4 года назад +5998

    Ah, yes. A normal teen who does normal teen stuff like saving her parents' life or assuming people's gender.

    • @figment641
      @figment641 4 года назад +292

      And why did it matter to her though😂 "my parents have been kidnapped, I saved them, we're on vacation, but one of these 3 lady's is ACTUALLY A GUY!!1!!! 111!!!!!!!" What was the thought process behind the writing😂😂

    • @Sqraut
      @Sqraut 4 года назад +105

      @@figment641 maybe there wasn't a thought process behind it

    • @darrendays4489
      @darrendays4489 4 года назад +107

      Maybe she's scared off Trans ppl or something

    • @aldo_the_apache3422
      @aldo_the_apache3422 4 года назад +45

      Well it's pretty easy to tell girls from guys so assuming ones gender is just human nature

    • @darrendays4489
      @darrendays4489 4 года назад +10

      @@aldo_the_apache3422 yup

  • @thorfypoo
    @thorfypoo 4 года назад +1249

    Beginning of video: Diana is just a normal teen
    End of video: She’ll never be the same again, she is paranoid, she has lost it, she started thinking girls were guys, she has gone bonkers, she is brain dead and might as well be dead, she is gone.

  • @magdalenapardo7704
    @magdalenapardo7704 3 года назад +11

    Jacksepticeye: there is no check, thats false cause there is a check
    Also Jacksepticeye: its the third one

  • @vishakhamalewar3771
    @vishakhamalewar3771 3 года назад +19

    0:58 - "Everything is pain and I'm dying" - 2020 Jacksepticeye

  • @danielreddish8706
    @danielreddish8706 4 года назад +832

    No one:
    Seven Second riddles: Diana is dead. What is her favorite shade of the number gorilla?

  • @Ghost-ql6tn
    @Ghost-ql6tn 4 года назад +673

    "she's covering her chest" because this is a public beach??

  • @dannydecheeto9623
    @dannydecheeto9623 3 года назад +6

    0:58 when im forced to interact with any human being at all

  • @Cygnusart0843
    @Cygnusart0843 2 года назад +3

    16:06 it can’t be Rose because yes, she said that she cleaned the living room, but Chloe was found unconscious in the bedroom.

  • @GlunkusCheeseIII
    @GlunkusCheeseIII 4 года назад +577

    Girl: does simple math trick
    Sean: BURN THE FAAACKIN WITCH

    • @claritygamin8551
      @claritygamin8551 4 года назад +6

      HAH POOR

    • @teddybear2234
      @teddybear2234 4 года назад +4

      HHAGAH POOR

    • @orfanclub6288
      @orfanclub6288 4 года назад +2

      Jimbo's land of awesomeness your number is : 7 me no it’s 1.154

    • @lizardlegend42
      @lizardlegend42 4 года назад +6

      This one wasn't even that good. They literally say "subtract the number of letters in your name" so the letters in your name obviously don't matter, I have seen some cool ones involving multiplication/division but that one was just boring

    • @blossomtea4330
      @blossomtea4330 4 года назад +2

      lizard ledgend I know right. The adding and subtracting of the amount of letters in your name cancel each other out. From there it's just basic math. And he says his brain is wrinkle

  • @WarlikeMark97
    @WarlikeMark97 4 года назад +584

    Jack : Did they break into his house to pay him?
    Me : umm its called reverse robbing

    • @thatgayenby2554
      @thatgayenby2554 4 года назад +10

      It's the new thing.

    • @wolfie1924
      @wolfie1924 4 года назад +13

      Or the mafia boss is the tooth fairy, I mean he left the money under a pillow, think about it 🤔🤔

    • @theotakufailure4290
      @theotakufailure4290 4 года назад +4

      @@wolfie1924 The expensive items were his molars

    • @thatgayenby2554
      @thatgayenby2554 4 года назад

      @@wolfie1924 correct

    • @LmfaorozMinecraft
      @LmfaorozMinecraft 4 года назад +1

      @@wolfie1924 mafia boss came into my room, put money under my pillow and kissed my temple??? Dont be silly 😂😂 unless,,,,?😳

  • @msia7201
    @msia7201 3 года назад +9

    8:15 I don't know why that's poor? I run hot in the north, and I'm out cooling off in the snow in a tee basically everyday.

  • @tinasroadtrip5696
    @tinasroadtrip5696 3 года назад +4

    Jack is such a mood. I tryed doing those "riddles" and i literally thought the same thing jack did. LoL

  • @danstiver9135
    @danstiver9135 4 года назад +601

    Why do the designs of these 7-second “Riddles” remind me so much of those creepy online girl games with pregnant Elsa?

    • @mumtazmintyfresh6159
      @mumtazmintyfresh6159 4 года назад +23

      i really shouldn't have laughed like i did at this comment
      lmao

    • @Tad0t
      @Tad0t 4 года назад +2

      because of JonTron

    • @kimbleryan7150
      @kimbleryan7150 4 года назад +1

      @conman2216 yt no

    • @himbokyles
      @himbokyles 4 года назад +3

      lmfao i got 0 by the end of it,i do not have a gender

    • @butterbean6538
      @butterbean6538 4 года назад

      Same lol

  • @tinglemingle6451
    @tinglemingle6451 4 года назад +816

    The mafia is like the tooth fairy, you leave drugs and then he puts money under your pillow

  • @ImJustAGuy612
    @ImJustAGuy612 3 года назад +5

    Me when someone asks how I'm doing:
    0:58

  • @padoodle
    @padoodle 3 года назад +22

    among us has wrinkled my brain more than school ever did

  • @minx.toesies2037
    @minx.toesies2037 4 года назад +548

    sean: has bell
    felix: has tambourine
    their neighbours: have hearing loss

  • @lilacianlilyophus5159
    @lilacianlilyophus5159 4 года назад +344

    "The Local Mafia Boss"
    They talk like Mafia Boss' are as local as a gas station.

    • @chillsis1650
      @chillsis1650 4 года назад +17

      Lilacian Lilyophus yup, your local mafia boss is probably buying your local serial killer chips at the local gas station 🙃🙃🙃

    • @jahdielfreeland2698
      @jahdielfreeland2698 4 года назад +9

      Chill Sis just giving up some local cash to the local gas station worker

    • @bstmeg5237
      @bstmeg5237 4 года назад +2

      There are more people in gangs and mobs than you’d think. They even live and work in the public.

    • @chillsis1650
      @chillsis1650 4 года назад +2

      bst Meg I know it was meant to be a joke tho

    • @jahdielfreeland2698
      @jahdielfreeland2698 4 года назад +3

      Chill Sis that’s just your local know it all, giving out some local information :)

  • @Gacha_gays
    @Gacha_gays Год назад +2

    8:35
    The dude in the phone box: exists
    Everyone: HAHA, POOR!

    • @Lorraine_ii
      @Lorraine_ii Год назад +1

      Hey, whoever you are I just want you to know that I hope you have an amazing day! ❤

  • @themaleskeleton
    @themaleskeleton 3 года назад +4

    *_My favorite ice-cream flavour is b r a i n w r i n k l e_*

    • @grimm3995
      @grimm3995 3 года назад

      i prefer intestine shower or liver pool

  • @pranavr9536
    @pranavr9536 4 года назад +385

    "I have a job where no one looks at me"
    - Jack, while speaking to 23.8 million people

    • @The-A.S.O
      @The-A.S.O 4 года назад

      He's talking to a camera so really he's not talking to that many people its recorded and not live plus you don't know how many people could watch the video XD of course I'm joking hope no one takes offence to this lol

    • @staria3970
      @staria3970 4 года назад +1

      Pranav R it’s a joke

    • @zillasaiyan1m274
      @zillasaiyan1m274 4 года назад +3

      Well he is making a joke about the joke it’s called jokeseption

    • @pranavr9536
      @pranavr9536 4 года назад

      @@staria3970 wooosh

    • @pranavr9536
      @pranavr9536 4 года назад

      @@staria3970 wow well played, that was a very good joke you just did there, it's almost like I just said that

  • @IggyVRam
    @IggyVRam 4 года назад +161

    You're so busy doing math you don't realize it starts with "count the number of letters in your name" and halfway through there's a step that tells you to "subtract the number of letters in your name".

    • @scowrules
      @scowrules 4 года назад +8

      Yeah, thats why I always pretend my original number is x when I get these mathy ones.

  • @stavros9849
    @stavros9849 3 года назад +11

    The answers and questions are so dumb, these riddles actually make me feel dumber.

  • @LocalGoober10
    @LocalGoober10 3 года назад +6

    It’s the scenic route to adding to 7.

  • @fennikusu3254
    @fennikusu3254 4 года назад +203

    7-second riddles : Diana is a normal teen.
    Diana: *spazzing out*

    • @vesigamer6667
      @vesigamer6667 4 года назад +2

      That's what all normal teens do😂

    • @Jaswinderkaur-vt2ze
      @Jaswinderkaur-vt2ze 4 года назад +1

      No it’s the thing between their legs that-

    • @LmfaorozMinecraft
      @LmfaorozMinecraft 4 года назад +1

      All teens do this 😳😳😘😘do you??😂😂😚😊🙄🤭😂🤣👉👉👉 Have seizures

    • @LmfaorozMinecraft
      @LmfaorozMinecraft 4 года назад +1

      @@Jaswinderkaur-vt2ze finish your sentence

  • @starsandrats6462
    @starsandrats6462 4 года назад +631

    *My name being Anna*
    “...believed her daughter Anna to be stupid”
    Me: :(
    Jack: I don’t think you’re stupid Anna.
    Me: :)

    • @manthespoon
      @manthespoon 4 года назад +3

      Good Gud

    • @acknott2256
      @acknott2256 4 года назад +5

      My name is Anna too :)

    • @thedude9980
      @thedude9980 4 года назад +1

      Ac Knott no it is ac knott

    • @hanzclauderamziese.daldal49
      @hanzclauderamziese.daldal49 4 года назад +1

      Elsa. Anna is stupid.
      Jack. I don't think youre stupid anna!
      Anna. Wipes of tear from cheek.
      Sven. Yo u tryin to steal my gurl! >:(

    • @flwrsofbffnry
      @flwrsofbffnry 4 года назад +4

      That's so nice I literally smiled at that comment

  • @Inhaler2.0
    @Inhaler2.0 3 года назад +8

    0:58, how I feel everyday...

  • @Nicktendoxtxl
    @Nicktendoxtxl 2 года назад +1

    6:01 “I’M GETTING UPSET!” XD

  • @amber6429
    @amber6429 4 года назад +1571

    No one:
    Diana after seeing a woman wear baggy clothes: OMG MY WHOLE WORLD IS SO DIFFERENT AND SCARY NOW 😱

    • @saltyhasnochill5249
      @saltyhasnochill5249 4 года назад +4

      Lmao

    • @wolfie1924
      @wolfie1924 4 года назад +4

      Hell yeah

    • @Hierophant_Bean
      @Hierophant_Bean 4 года назад +2

      No one:
      Nathan sparks after seeing a fictional character being an idiot: OMG THIS SHOULD BE THE FIRST THING SOMEONE SEES WHEN THEY LOOK AT THE COMMENTS

    • @amber6429
      @amber6429 4 года назад +46

      @@Hierophant_Bean If you don't like my comment you don't have to look at it or tell me about it because that just puts you in a bad light. Also I'm assuming that no one told you that if you don't have anything nice to say then don't say it all.

    • @user-rw9yo2pc6e
      @user-rw9yo2pc6e 4 года назад +12

      FB I don’t get mad about it

  • @oingusboingus5662
    @oingusboingus5662 4 года назад +252

    3:05 THERE IS A MEME ABOUT HOW DUMB THIS IS!!!! It’s basically like: take your age, if you are a human add six, subtract your age. If you got six you’re human

  • @androgynousbadassvillain
    @androgynousbadassvillain 3 года назад +18

    "If your a girl minus 3, if your a boy minus 1"
    *confused enby screaming*

    • @notsoanonymous241
      @notsoanonymous241 2 года назад

      What's enby mean?

    • @lordexplosionmurder8978
      @lordexplosionmurder8978 2 года назад +1

      @@notsoanonymous241 non binary. Enby is like an acronym. Non binary is also written as nb, which is pronounced as enby

    • @notsoanonymous241
      @notsoanonymous241 2 года назад

      @@lordexplosionmurder8978 ahh thank you for telling me

  • @msia7201
    @msia7201 3 года назад +4

    8:42 Guy in the phone box, because he can't afford a cell.

  • @PrateekSrivastava789
    @PrateekSrivastava789 4 года назад +397

    Jack: Luckily I do a job where no one has to look at me.
    Everyone: *confused screaming*

    • @KanyeWestglazer69
      @KanyeWestglazer69 4 года назад

      Prateek Srivastava ya we can hear idk y u point stuff out that he said it’s not like we don’t watch his videos

    • @reversev9778
      @reversev9778 4 года назад

      Statick Vlogs buzzkill

    • @ninjacozmo294
      @ninjacozmo294 4 года назад

      Hi

    • @zeldaprincessgirl100
      @zeldaprincessgirl100 4 года назад +1

      @Statick Vlogs
      Sssshhh, don't ruin the fun, just go with it.

    • @karldemegillo9895
      @karldemegillo9895 4 года назад +3

      Fools. Don't you all know that's not Sean? It's a robot controlled by the real JackSepticEye; Séan.

  • @Lilly.Mouske
    @Lilly.Mouske 4 года назад +613

    Jenna Marbles: 5 minute crafts
    Simplynaillogical: Troom Troom
    Jacksepticeye: 7 second riddles
    Epic trilogies of lies.

    • @fr34k45
      @fr34k45 4 года назад +10

      Next is Bright Side

    • @jkcatsmeow5225
      @jkcatsmeow5225 4 года назад +11

      Lilly Mouske dang I thought Danny was the king of troomtroom crafts, guess he got knocked off his thrown 😞✌🏻

    • @TheClarkChannel
      @TheClarkChannel 4 года назад +13

      @@jkcatsmeow5225 I think simplynailogical has just been doing the troom troom vids longer than Danny. She's the queen but he can be the king 😂

    • @nekkoPi
      @nekkoPi 4 года назад +2

      And Lauren does all of them lol
      ...Now that I think about it, Lauren seems very lonely and bored doing life hacks and riddles videos POOR LAUREN

    • @jkcatsmeow5225
      @jkcatsmeow5225 4 года назад

      The Clark Channel dang I didn’t know that! I should check out her vids :)

  • @TheZipperDragon
    @TheZipperDragon 3 года назад +2

    8:50
    Phone booth guy, because everyone else gas smart phones, & he's calling from a T.A.R.D.I.S.

  • @fatma98jessica
    @fatma98jessica 3 года назад +2

    "AHAH POOR!" I just keep laughing everytime he says that

  • @justsomeguyontheinternet3822
    @justsomeguyontheinternet3822 4 года назад +637

    Woman: *Wears baggy clothes.*
    Secret Agent: *This is beyond illegal.*

    • @zeyzmbe3105
      @zeyzmbe3105 4 года назад +4

      So I’m illegal 😂

    • @APerson-dz6bq
      @APerson-dz6bq 4 года назад +4

      gaming with Zoe
      How are you allowed in public? Wait a minute how am I allowed in public?

    • @APerson-dz6bq
      @APerson-dz6bq 4 года назад +2

      Zoey

    • @melinafarias5913
      @melinafarias5913 4 года назад +3

      your username made me uncomfy and i don't like it

    • @EthanN-jj1uy
      @EthanN-jj1uy 4 года назад +1

      @@melinafarias5913 R00D

  • @randomfurry7975
    @randomfurry7975 4 года назад +546

    Diana: *sees a trans woman*
    Diana: my entire life has been changed. I can never be the same.

    • @caprisunsess1753
      @caprisunsess1753 4 года назад +2

      I feel really stupid for asking this, but who's Diana?

    • @Solphuruz
      @Solphuruz 4 года назад +14

      @@caprisunsess1753 ur mom haha gottem

    • @AJ-ge5jh
      @AJ-ge5jh 4 года назад

      Arshi ha gottem

    • @SevenQs
      @SevenQs 4 года назад +29

      Larkspur Salazar
      Diana, seeing a woman with baggy clothes: but WHAT is in their PANTS???

    • @caprisunsess1753
      @caprisunsess1753 4 года назад +1

      I had to rewatch the video lol.

  • @sanrai9077
    @sanrai9077 3 года назад +2

    8:52 to answer your question it's literally that guy in the telephone on the right

  • @averagegamer6959
    @averagegamer6959 3 года назад +4

    Don’t know if someone mentioned it but the poor person in 9:05 is the man in the phone booth because he doesn’t have a phone.

  • @arfoster384
    @arfoster384 4 года назад +234

    Me, having the name Anna:
    Jack: "I don't think you're stupid Anna"
    Me: cries uncontrollably

    • @educatedbrawler
      @educatedbrawler 4 года назад +4

      You are not stupid I am the only one allowed to be stupid here

    • @alfishbein5332
      @alfishbein5332 4 года назад +7

      Annas unite

    • @emilymartinez6534
      @emilymartinez6534 4 года назад +6

      MY HEART JUST BROKE AWWWWW COME HERE ANNA AND GIVE ME A HUG IM ADOPTING YOU I DONT THINK UR STUPID ANNA

    • @SpaceWaveKitty
      @SpaceWaveKitty 4 года назад +4

      GREETINGS FELLOW ANNAS

    • @anastaydead9252
      @anastaydead9252 4 года назад +2

      I'm a Ana with one N

  • @asphoris5844
    @asphoris5844 4 года назад +413

    When he says “Smooth brain.”
    I imagine an actual smooth brain and it scares me...

    • @intensemaster
      @intensemaster 4 года назад +9

      well that's techincally what it means. A smooth brain without wrinkles means less brain capacity

    • @cheesed-kun8445
      @cheesed-kun8445 4 года назад +1

      PsyFY yeah but imagine a completely smooth brain isn’t that terrifying?

    • @apeture_explorer4810
      @apeture_explorer4810 4 года назад +7

      @@cheesed-kun8445 may I introduce you to koalas?

    • @greyjustgrey2423
      @greyjustgrey2423 4 года назад

      Look up a koala brain

    • @drakeatkins3765
      @drakeatkins3765 4 года назад

      Me too

  • @oppaiqueen447
    @oppaiqueen447 3 года назад +2

    As I get ready to go to bed with headache and I decide to listen to my favorite loud boy. Love ya Jacky:3

  • @isabellebise8440
    @isabellebise8440 3 года назад +2

    For the one with the friends in the cabin by the sea where Rose did it. She said living room and they showed a bedroom.

  • @swedisheek
    @swedisheek 4 года назад +355

    me: doesn’t have 25 million bells
    tom nook: HAHA, POOR!!!

    • @Idk-pr2nd
      @Idk-pr2nd 4 года назад +3

      The number of likes is 69 let's keep it like that

    • @limits821
      @limits821 4 года назад +2

      heh, poor

    • @yvonnehoward3888
      @yvonnehoward3888 4 года назад

      Who's poor? Picture of Bam and Tossboy.
      Well Sheri of course that's why she's not in the picture.

    • @memestert7561
      @memestert7561 4 года назад +2

      Me having 24,999,999 bells but tom nook still calls me poor
      Me realizing this isn't funny
      Then i realizing typing this bead grammar

  • @MMDVG
    @MMDVG 4 года назад +225

    Woman: *Wears baggy clothes*
    7 Second Riddles: So you have chosen death

    • @tiem6260
      @tiem6260 4 года назад +27

      not to mention the sheer amount of transphobia that oozed off of that whole "riddle"

    • @MMDVG
      @MMDVG 4 года назад +12

      Tomer Dagan THIS! It was so freaking cringey you can just see Sean was over it lmao

    • @JayD30
      @JayD30 4 года назад

      Ttyfyg

  • @mikecahill4831
    @mikecahill4831 3 года назад +3

    Man: Doesn't were a cote when there is snow
    Jack: Haha poor

  • @Jaisongreenscreen
    @Jaisongreenscreen 2 года назад +1

    Jack: such basic math
    Also jack: messes up and messes everything up

  • @A.J.Torres
    @A.J.Torres 4 года назад +165

    Guy: (walks)
    7-second riddles: He’s poor because he exists.

  • @tannerchristensen4302
    @tannerchristensen4302 4 года назад +349

    he did not have a heart attack he is just floor gang

  • @echo8513
    @echo8513 2 года назад

    10:04 gives me the same vibes as doof going "a platypus? *gasp* PERRY THE PLATYPUS?!?"

  • @-panalex-4697
    @-panalex-4697 2 года назад +1

    8:57 the man in the telephone booth- everyone else has cell phones.. he doesn’t.

  • @sprikitik4936
    @sprikitik4936 4 года назад +238

    "Everything is pain and I'm dying"
    This phrase sounds like a meme to me.

  • @mk_the_maniac2091
    @mk_the_maniac2091 4 года назад +478

    World: Don't Judge a book by its cover
    Seven second riddles: WhO iS pOor? LoOk At ThIs CaRtOoN

    • @mrcreepe-oi4yq
      @mrcreepe-oi4yq 4 года назад +8

      To all the people out there don't be a ass

    • @mrcreepe-oi4yq
      @mrcreepe-oi4yq 4 года назад +1

      Thank you

    • @spacehunternebulanm7003
      @spacehunternebulanm7003 4 года назад +3

      "Don't judge a book by its cover!"
      Cover: "But... that's what I'm here for..."

    • @LmfaorozMinecraft
      @LmfaorozMinecraft 4 года назад

      @@spacehunternebulanm7003 a cover is just a representative of the book. I've read amazing book with shit covers and vice versa. It's about the CONTEXT

  • @iamthesnakeufearme8965
    @iamthesnakeufearme8965 3 года назад

    0:01 that face you make when your mom doesn't give the sweets to you but you're sibling

  • @emilrojas7052
    @emilrojas7052 3 года назад +3

    7:27 “if she was so smart how come she’s dead?”

  • @aswayalmao
    @aswayalmao 4 года назад +107

    "Who is poor"
    Jack: the baby!
    7 second riddles: no, he's got a point

    • @ennojohan
      @ennojohan 4 года назад

      Empiror's New Groove

  • @cxhen1231
    @cxhen1231 4 года назад +656

    “I do a job where no one looks at me”
    2.108 million people: hmm

  • @rocketlueage4188
    @rocketlueage4188 3 года назад +1

    Jacksepticeye: does math and says; I’m your dad.
    Me: WITCH

  • @frowny5460
    @frowny5460 Год назад

    To be fair, breaking into your home to pay you is a pretty badass way of saying "good job, but we know where you live"

  • @tariqrahim223
    @tariqrahim223 4 года назад +271

    Damn they're really out there telling kids that only men can wear baggy shorts, and then they say that Diana is "scared" because that she can't know who is a woman or a man. Of course I may be overthinking it, but...

    • @SarosSol
      @SarosSol 4 года назад +19

      Watch out kids if a man has a different expression then whats normal they’re gonna hurt you. If a guy who is normal though hurts you then shut up because you’ll ruin their life

    • @sophisticatedPJs
      @sophisticatedPJs 4 года назад +53

      Sometimes I kinda wonder if the creator of those videos is just a TERF or something

    • @thevoidcritter
      @thevoidcritter 4 года назад +17

      @@sophisticatedPJs I mean, probably.

    • @Holy_Roomba
      @Holy_Roomba 4 года назад +3

      @@sophisticatedPJs most likely

    • @LLLIIIIEEENNNNN
      @LLLIIIIEEENNNNN 4 года назад +3

      I can't be emo and be gay?!

  • @callum5808
    @callum5808 4 года назад +332

    Sean: “glen traded illegal product, glen how dare you”
    Kid called glen: *sweating intensifies*

  • @erisvurek2133
    @erisvurek2133 3 года назад +2

    husband: had a heart attack
    7 second riddles: who caused his heart attack =D

  • @proxymidnight9084
    @proxymidnight9084 3 года назад +7

    His eyes is so captivating.. like an ocean that can also make you drown so deep lol *sorry for bad grammar*
    stay safe & healthy everyone!

  • @timelordwarrior4394
    @timelordwarrior4394 4 года назад +443

    Diana: *Sees a possibly Trans women*
    Diana: The world is a scary place..itll never be the same

    • @vampirepossum8544
      @vampirepossum8544 4 года назад +55

      Diana, is a terf

    • @IRONYREBURST
      @IRONYREBURST 4 года назад +10

      Me: Looks at the number of likes.
      Also me: *N I C E*
      Edit: No! The likes!

    • @Holy_Roomba
      @Holy_Roomba 4 года назад +22

      Im gonna fight Diana

    • @danielc7490
      @danielc7490 4 года назад +7

      Diana is constantly breaking the 4th wall she needs to be eliminated

    • @lemonysplat6367
      @lemonysplat6367 4 года назад +3

      M-my names Diana-

  • @thegongoozler5920
    @thegongoozler5920 4 года назад +109

    “Everything is pain and I’m dying”
    That’s a mood if ever I heard one.

  • @rozieredz
    @rozieredz 3 года назад

    First two minutes of video: *I have a funny feeling Sean isn't taking quarantine well*

  • @TNiinja
    @TNiinja 3 года назад

    8:21 I think the man in the telephone booth is “poor” because everyone else has a phone of their own but he has to use a payphone

  • @squidguy8134
    @squidguy8134 4 года назад +102

    Diana realized she will never be the same again.
    she was suspicious of everything now.
    There was a new scary world out there.
    It was time for Diana to leave.
    She had seen everything.

  • @Joi_to_da_World
    @Joi_to_da_World 4 года назад +144

    Who is poor?
    Jack: the baby!
    Me: he's got a point 🤔

    • @shaxxmeer
      @shaxxmeer 4 года назад +4

      Also,
      That Nike thing could've been to avoid copyright.

    • @cadenbrown4447
      @cadenbrown4447 4 года назад

      True both of yall

  • @EXEfan666
    @EXEfan666 3 года назад +5

    " it's the baby we all know it's the baby"
    Correction: "its Dababy we all know its DaBaby"
    DaBaby: "Les gooooooooo"

  • @CreepDestroyer
    @CreepDestroyer 3 года назад

    Jack: says that it's not 7 second riddles but way longer
    7secriddles: prepare your grip
    7secriddles: lift the Sean
    7secriddles: yeet the Sean

  • @chickenbutt1800
    @chickenbutt1800 4 года назад +210

    Diana: *Sees a manly woman*
    Also Diana: AAAH MY EYES I CAN NEVER SEE THE WORLD THE SAME AGAIN!!!

    • @arthur-ux4rx
      @arthur-ux4rx 4 года назад +1

      Sis needs to get her priorities straight...they do be pretty homosexual rn

  • @zerolayne8245
    @zerolayne8245 4 года назад +347

    If Jack is doing 7-Second Riddles, it only makes sense that he tries 5-Minute crafts.

    • @danishgentmobil275
      @danishgentmobil275 4 года назад +5

      Yes

    • @thebigone8986
      @thebigone8986 4 года назад +4

      that would be awesome

    • @jakebrennan1209
      @jakebrennan1209 4 года назад +5

      This is 100% needed

    • @shadowlibrarian400
      @shadowlibrarian400 4 года назад +6

      As long as he doesn’t try the dangerous stuff.

    • @krishbae0708
      @krishbae0708 4 года назад +5

      I dunno 5 minute crafts contents are trashy enough, if Jack do them it would encourage others to do it too, I mean there's an episode where they bleached a freaking strawberry what if young children copied that? Nope, it's a big nope

  • @heddja
    @heddja Год назад +2

    i watched this video so many times. It has no right being as funny as it is 😁

  • @TheCreeperWentBoom
    @TheCreeperWentBoom 3 года назад +36

    me doing the number “riddle”
    jokes on you.....im ~non binary~

  • @melissamikaelson7146
    @melissamikaelson7146 4 года назад +243

    Jack: “no stupid people here, right?”
    Me: nervous laugh

  • @mrvinyee7539
    @mrvinyee7539 4 года назад +698

    person: wears fake Nike's
    everyone around him: *GET A LOAD OF THIS HOMELESS MAN*

    • @bebsss1117
      @bebsss1117 4 года назад +4

      He doesn't know how to communicate

    • @giraffewithscales647
      @giraffewithscales647 4 года назад +4

      @randomswine his mind is in a different place

    • @Mddsnll
      @Mddsnll 4 года назад +4

      @@giraffewithscales647 will everyone give him a little bit of space

    • @claritygamin8551
      @claritygamin8551 4 года назад

      Amparo Jerez HAH POOR

    • @anonomuse9094
      @anonomuse9094 4 года назад

      @The Panther2706 yes. Yes he has. And whats with the poor jokes it kind of offensive if people keep commenting it.

  • @rickdekker9522
    @rickdekker9522 2 года назад +1

    Sean's logic be like: ''Yeah I escaped out of prison and took my 44lbs weights with me''

  • @WhatTheKorea
    @WhatTheKorea 3 года назад

    I nearly peed when you said quarantine club lol!